I Got Married 47 Times
Summary
TLDRIn a comedic twist, a woman recounts her quest for love, having been married 47 times before finding 'the one' in a plumber named Mike. Despite her husband's return, she pursues Mike, leading to a whirlwind romance and a hasty marriage. However, her honeymoon takes an unexpected turn when she meets Lucas, sparking a realization that perfection is unattainable and love is more complex than she imagined.
Takeaways
- 😅 The character has been married 47 times and humorously claims to have found their true love with a plumber.
- 💔 The encounter with the plumber was cut short due to the character's husband returning home.
- 📱 Despite the interruption, the character managed to keep the plumber's number and later sent him an explicit photo.
- 😒 The plumber's response to the photo was not what the character expected, showing a lack of interest.
- 🛠️ The character's plan to win over the plumber involved a clever scheme that resulted in a new plumber arriving at her home.
- 😱 The character's attempt to seduce the new plumber, Mario, was unsuccessful as he rejected her advances.
- 🏢 The character's determination led her to find the plumber's workplace, where she intended to pursue her romantic interest.
- 🚫 The character's actions at the plumber's office were bold and unconventional, indicating her strong desire to be with him.
- 💍 The character and the plumber, Mike, decide to get married, with the character believing they are destined for each other.
- 💔 On their honeymoon, the character's eyes wander to another man, Lucas, suggesting her love for Mike might not be as deep as she thought.
- 🔍 The character concludes that there is no such thing as perfect, and the pursuit of perfection is both exhausting and futile.
Q & A
How many times has the narrator been married?
-The narrator has been married 48 times.
Who is the plumber that the narrator considers her true love?
-The plumber that the narrator considers her true love is named Mike.
What did the narrator do after her husband came home unexpectedly?
-After her husband came home, the narrator sent an explicit photo to Mike.
What was the narrator's plan to win Mike over?
-The narrator's plan to win Mike over was to send him an explicit photo and then visit his workplace.
Why did Mario, another plumber, turn his back on the narrator?
-Mario turned his back on the narrator because he was not interested in her advances, possibly due to her being married.
What was the narrator's reaction when she found out Mike was taboo about married women?
-The narrator was undeterred and continued to pursue Mike, despite his reservations about married women.
What was Mike's background that made him view marriage as sacred?
-Mike was raised by his father after his mother cheated on his dad, which made him view marriage as sacred.
How did the narrator plan to get a divorce from her current husband?
-The narrator planned to get a divorce through her divorce attorney, who would set her free in a week.
What happened on the narrator's honeymoon with Mike?
-On her honeymoon with Mike, the narrator saw Lucas and felt a strong attraction towards him, which made her realize she had found true love.
What lesson does the narrator learn about the concept of perfection?
-The narrator learns that chasing perfection is exhausting and a waste of time, as she finds true love with Lucas.
Outlines
💔 A Chaotic Love Affair
The speaker humorously recounts her numerous marriages, culminating in her 47th, where she meets a plumber named Mike and instantly feels a deep connection. Despite her husband's unexpected return, she manages to exchange flirtatious messages with Mike. Her plan to win him over is set into motion the next day, but a different plumber named Mario arrives instead. Undeterred, she tracks down Mike's workplace, where she uses her charm to seduce him. Mike, initially resistant due to her marital status and his father's teachings on the sanctity of marriage, eventually succumbs to her advances. They marry, but their honeymoon is disrupted when she encounters Lucas, a young man who captivates her, leading her to question the concept of 'perfection' in love.
Mindmap
Keywords
💡Marriage
💡Plumber
💡True Love
💡Soulmate
💡Divorce Attorney
💡Honeymoon
💡Taboo
💡Perfection
💡Explicit Photo
💡Destiny
💡Attraction
Highlights
Individual has been married 47 times and finally believes they've found true love.
The true love is a plumber who is described as a 'soulmate'.
A humorous situation arises when the husband unexpectedly returns home.
The narrator attempts to rekindle the relationship with the plumber by sending an explicit photo.
The plumber's response is unexpectedly unenthusiastic, indicating a lack of interest.
A plan is devised to win over the plumber's affections, which is executed the following morning.
A different plumber, Mario, is sent by the company, leading to disappointment.
The narrator takes matters into their own hands by seeking out the plumber at his workplace.
A humorous confrontation occurs at the plumbing company's office.
The narrator learns about the plumber's taboo against married women due to his upbringing.
A proposal to the plumber is made, despite the narrator's current marital status.
The narrator expresses confidence in their destined relationship with the plumber.
The plumber falls in love with the narrator, leading to a marriage.
The honeymoon takes an unexpected turn with the appearance of an attractive man named Lucas.
The narrator's heart is captured by Lucas, leading to a 48th marriage.
A philosophical reflection on the pursuit of perfection and its futility is shared.
Transcripts
I've been married 47 times and only now
I have met my true
love all
done you can use it now this plumber was
definitely my true
[Music]
soulmate I'll wait for payment in the
hallway
[Music]
but we didn't have time to get to know
each other better my husband came home
thanks
[Music]
man
fortunately I still had Mike's number H
so that
night I sent him an explicit photo
H
what how dare
he wow me
loner haven't seen you looking so hot in
a long time baby I'm not in the mood
good
night in the morning I put my plan to
win Mike over into
action I had been thinking about it all
night and and it worked
perfectly within half an hour the
company sent a
plumber what but where where's
Mike H my dear who cares about Mike when
Mario is
here unfortunately Mario then turned his
hairy back on
me but I always get what I want so I
Googled the address of Mike's
company and went to the love of my life
[Music]
myself sweet what is this some youro
playe
[Music]
game I got it and now you're going to
wear
it or should I do
it fortunately Mike was in the
office he tried to resist me but none of
my 47 husbands have ever succeeded at
that it turned out married women were
taboo for
Mike my dad raised me after my mom
cheated on him with someone else that's
why marriage is sacred to
me for me too I adore
marriage let's get
married Mike reminded me that I was
married
already my divorce atorney Will Set Me
Free in a week believe me we are
destined to be
together my dream came true quickly
Mike fell head of the hills in love with
me huh I knew that someone like here
needed a mom
first the mom he'd never
have when we got married I was the
happiest woman in the world until we
went on our
honeymoon there I saw
Lucas and my heart stopped for a
moment his strong young body lured me
like a
magnet he was the epitome of
perfection yes I've been married 48
times and only now for the first time
ever have I truly felt
love there is there is no such thing as
perfect chasing Perfection is exhausting
and a waste of time
[Music]
Посмотреть больше похожих видео
My Huge Belly After C-section Changed My Life For The Better
Be Careful What You Pray For: The Devil Also Listens When You Pray | Christian Animation
POOR GIRL GETS MARRIED TO A BILLIONAIRE! (Berry Avenue)
Сбежала от Богатого Жениха!
My Husband Was Peeping On The Neighbor, But I Was Delighted
Cosa mi è successo in questi mesi?
5.0 / 5 (0 votes)