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Summary

The transcript features a comedic performance centered around the speaker’s experiences and observations. It covers a visit to a supermarket, humorous takes on fashion, cultural differences, and personal anecdotes about life in NTT (East Nusa Tenggara), contrasting it with Jakarta. The speaker jokes about wearing traditional NTT attire, the nature of beaches, and quirky interactions with strangers. The humor is infused with local references, playful remarks about appearances, and a comparison of urban versus rural life. The delivery is light-hearted, engaging, and filled with observational comedy.

Takeaways

• 👏 The speaker talks about their first time visiting a supermarket, which is referred to as Pasar Inpres.
• 😅 They make a humorous remark about the price of a jacket and how such money could be used for a marriage proposal in NTT.
• 😂 The speaker jokes about sitting next to a woman with a belt resembling police caution tape, sparking a humorous story about crime scenes.
• 🧐 They reflect on how people often judge others by appearances, mentioning the phrase 'Don't judge a book by its cover' and how it relates to modern fashion trends.
• 🌿 The speaker humorously discusses fashion inspired by nature, with outfits made from leaves and seashells, comparing it to traditional NTT fashion from the 7th century.
• 🏖️ They contrast the cleanliness of beaches in NTT with the polluted waters of Pantai Ancol, Jakarta, highlighting the differences in environmental quality.
• 😂 The speaker shares a funny anecdote about how drunk people in NTT end up buying clothes, often ending up with prisoner outfits.
• 🌈 They describe the colorful outfits worn by men from Eastern Indonesia at parties, resembling rainbows with mismatched colors.
• 💃 There's a humorous story about a man named Marten being called home by his mother to feed the pigs, interrupting his dance at a party.
• 🤔 The speaker reflects on the importance of understanding one's roots while still aiming for progress, praising the value of self-awareness and ambition.

Q & A

What is the main setting described at the beginning of the script?

The main setting is a supermarket, referred to as Pasar Inpres, where the speaker is exploring clothing and making humorous remarks about the products.

What is the significance of the jacket mentioned in the script?

The jacket mentioned is used as part of a joke, where the speaker comments on how expensive it is (790,000 IDR) and humorously compares its price to being enough for marriage proposals in NTT (Nusa Tenggara Timur).

How does the speaker use humor to describe a woman he meets during his travels?

The speaker describes a woman with a 'do not cross' police belt and jokingly wonders where the 'crime scene' (TKP) might be, blending humor and flirtation.

What historical reference does the speaker make when talking about the woman’s name?

The speaker mentions that the woman's name is Ade Irma, which is the same as the daughter of General Nasution, leading to a joke about historical events such as the 'Lubang Buaya' tragedy.

What critique does the speaker offer about judging people by their appearance?

The speaker critiques the idea that people often judge others based on appearance, humorously addressing how society perceives individuals wearing certain types of clothing, such as hotpants or modest clothing.

How does the speaker introduce a joke about fashion trends?

The speaker introduces a joke about 'nature-themed' fashion, where people wear clothing made from leaves, shells, and tree roots, contrasting this with traditional practices in NTT.

What humorous comparison does the speaker make about Jakarta's Ancol beach?

The speaker humorously describes the water at Ancol beach as dark and resembling 'engine oil,' contrasting it with the clear waters in their hometown.

How does the speaker use regional pride to contrast with Jakarta?

The speaker takes pride in the cleanliness and clarity of the beaches in NTT (Larantuka), contrasting it with the polluted Ancol beach, highlighting the differences between rural and urban environments.

What is the significance of the traditional NTT fabric motif mentioned?

The speaker talks about the traditional NTT fabric, mentioning that each district has its own motif, reflecting the cultural diversity and heritage of NTT.

What comedic scenario does the speaker describe regarding fashion and drinking habits in NTT?

The speaker jokes that people in NTT prioritize drinking (tuak) over fashion, humorously describing how they buy clothes only after getting drunk, often ending up with outfits like prison uniforms.

What is the closing theme of the speaker’s performance?

The closing theme focuses on the humor of traditional values in NTT, touching on family life, local fashion, and how people present themselves at social events, all delivered with comedic exaggeration.

Outlines

00:00

🎤 Supermarket Adventures and Fashion Observations

The speaker begins by visiting a supermarket and humorously comments on fashion, including a jacket priced at 790,000 rupiahs, which leads to a joke about how that amount could be used for a marriage proposal in NTT. He then shares an amusing encounter on a flight where he meets a stylish woman wearing a 'police tape' belt, leading to humorous speculations about her possible crime scene involvement. The speaker makes references to Indonesian historical figures and landmarks, blending comedy with a satirical take on judging others based on appearances. He also comments on how fashion trends often mix unusual elements, and humorously contrasts this with traditional NTT clothing styles that have been worn since the 7th century.

05:00

🏖️ Contrasting Jakarta’s Beach with Eastern Indonesia’s Clean Shores

The speaker reflects on Jakarta’s Ancol Beach, describing its dirty, oil-filled waters humorously, where even jellyfish struggle to breathe. He contrasts this with the pristine beaches of his hometown, Larantuka, in East Nusa Tenggara (NTT), where the water is so clear that fish are cautious about mating. The speaker also delves into NTT's rich cultural heritage, focusing on the unique fabric motifs from each district. In a funny anecdote, he recounts asking his father why each district has its own motif, only to receive a noncommittal answer after a long pause. He concludes with a humorous observation about the different priorities of people in NTT, where alcohol takes precedence over fashion.

Keywords

💡Pasar Inpres

Pasar Inpres refers to a type of traditional market in Indonesia. In the script, it is used to describe a setting where the speaker observes and comments on various fashion items in a humorous context. The mention of Pasar Inpres helps to ground the story in a familiar, everyday Indonesian setting.

💡Fashion

Fashion plays a significant role in the speaker's comedic narrative. The speaker humorously describes different fashion styles, such as jackets that run or fade when wet, and the absurdity of natural-themed outfits made from leaves or seashells. Fashion is used to highlight societal trends and human behavior, adding humor to how people judge each other based on appearance.

💡NTT (Nusa Tenggara Timur)

NTT, or East Nusa Tenggara, is a province in Indonesia referenced multiple times in the script. The speaker makes cultural comparisons between NTT and other regions, such as Jakarta, highlighting the simplicity and authenticity of NTT's fashion, culture, and natural beauty. It provides context for the speaker's regional pride and the contrast with more modern or urban settings.

💡Do not cross

This refers to the yellow 'do not cross' police tape, which the speaker humorously describes as part of a woman's fashion accessory. The metaphor is extended to joke about the location of the 'crime scene,' showcasing the speaker's playful use of imagery to make a light-hearted critique of fashion trends.

💡Lubang Buaya

Lubang Buaya is a historical site in Indonesia related to the events of the 1965 coup. The speaker humorously associates the name 'Ade Irma,' a reference to a historical figure, with Lubang Buaya, blending history with modern comedic storytelling. This reflects how Indonesian history is interwoven with everyday life and humor.

💡Pantai Ancol

Pantai Ancol, or Ancol Beach, is a famous beach in Jakarta. The speaker contrasts the polluted and murky waters of Ancol with the pristine, clear waters of the beaches in NTT. This comparison is used to emphasize environmental degradation in urban areas while celebrating the untouched natural beauty of more remote regions like NTT.

💡Stop tipu-tipu

This phrase translates to 'stop the deception,' and is used in a broader societal context to criticize how people judge others based on appearances. The speaker urges the audience to stop pretending or being superficial, poking fun at how people present themselves in contrast to who they truly are.

💡Jakarta Fashion Week

Jakarta Fashion Week is a major fashion event in Indonesia, representing high fashion and modern trends. The speaker humorously contrasts this with the simple, traditional lifestyle in NTT, where people focus on drinking tuak (palm wine) rather than keeping up with the latest fashion. This contrast serves as a comedic observation on the differences between urban and rural Indonesian culture.

💡Motif kain adat

This refers to traditional woven patterns found in NTT's fabric, an important aspect of the region's cultural identity. The speaker highlights the pride and heritage associated with these motifs, noting how each district has its own unique design. The discussion of traditional cloth contrasts with the modern and often superficial fashion trends discussed earlier.

💡Mabok (Drunk)

Mabok, or getting drunk, is used humorously in the script to describe the typical behavior of men from NTT when they attend parties. Rather than focusing on fashion or appearance, their priority is drinking. This exaggeration adds humor to the speaker's portrayal of NTT culture, emphasizing a carefree and laid-back attitude towards life.

Highlights

The speaker humorously describes their first experience at a supermarket, mentioning how the clothing was overpriced and joking about how in NTT the same money could be used to propose marriage.

The speaker talks about seeing a woman with a 'police line' belt, leading to a comedic bit where they wonder where the crime scene might be.

A historical reference is made when the speaker jokes about the name 'Ade Irma,' relating it to General Nasution's daughter and connecting the conversation to Lubang Buaya, a historical event in Indonesia.

The speaker pokes fun at how people judge others by appearances, countering the saying 'Don't judge a book by its cover' by suggesting humans do exactly that.

The speaker humorously discusses different types of fashion, mentioning outlandish outfits themed around nature, with accessories made from leaves and shells.

A cultural insight is provided when the speaker talks about the fashion traditions in NTT, where each district has a unique traditional motif on their clothing.

The speaker humorously compares clean beaches in NTT with the polluted waters of Ancol beach, painting a vivid picture of its murky, oil-like waters.

There is a comical exaggeration about how clear the water is in NTT beaches, to the point where fish are afraid to mate because they are too visible.

The speaker jokes about how Eastern Indonesian men have a colorful sense of fashion, wearing mismatched colors like red shirts and green shoes, resembling a rainbow.

The belt fashion is exaggerated further with a comparison to the large belts worn by Satria Baja Hitam, an Indonesian superhero, humorously linking it to ship anchors.

A funny scenario unfolds where a partygoer is told by his mother to return home and feed the pigs in the middle of dancing at an event.

There is a recurring theme about how people from NTT prioritize drinking (tuak) over fashion, with jokes about getting drunk before even thinking about buying clothes.

The speaker references Jakarta Fashion Week humorously, comparing it to the habits of people in NTT who are more focused on traditional customs and drinking.

A key cultural element is introduced as the speaker talks about how different districts in NTT each have their own unique textile patterns, emphasizing regional pride.

The comedic narrative wraps up with a personal reflection, where the speaker's father advises them to just wear traditional clothing without worrying too much about the details, highlighting the laid-back nature of their culture.

Transcripts

[Tepuk tangan]

pertama kali saya datang ke Toko model

begini toko supermarket ini baju banyak

tempat begini namanya Pasar Inpres di

sini dibilang mod

[Musik]

woi ini bagus juga

ini cocok untuk kita mancing

berapa kita lihat dia punya harga

Aduh mama sayangi ini jaketnya kena air

luntur 4,7 eh 790.000

uang begini kalau di NTT itu bisa pakai

lamar Ursula lengkap dengan dia punya

mama

[Musik]

jangan jos nanti macem

ya assalamualaikum warahmatullahi

wabarakatuh

Terima kasih banyak teman-teman sudah

datang ke sini

komika yang lain itu di makeover saya di

Mac intro

pak mindro habis ini kayaknya kita bisa

main kelereng ini

teman-teman minggu ini waktu saya datang

ke sini datang ke Jakarta waktu

karantina begitu saya itu kan naik

pesawat dari Surabaya jadi saya naik

travel dari Malang ke Surabaya di dalam

travel itu saya duduk di sebelah itu ada

cewek seksi sekali manis

dagunya itu terbelah itu terbelah Dari

sini terus ke sana kembali lagi

iya

itu di samping saya itu dia pakai ikat

pinggang yang macam apa garis polisi itu

yang warna kuning tulisan do not cross

gara-gara itu saya lihat dia saya pikir

ini kalau garis polisi di pinggang TKP

nya di mana ini

[Tepuk tangan]

gara-gara itu saya tidak bisa tidur

tidak bisa tidur saya pikir ini tkp-nya

di mana ini

Akhirnya saya coba untuk kenalan dan

begitu saya kenalan namanya dia itu

ternyata Ade Irma sama seperti nama

anaknya Jenderal Nasution saya Jadi

curiga jangan-jangan TKP nya ini semacam

Lubang Buaya

saya jadi bersemangat untuk datang ke

tempat sejarah Indonesia

dan teman-teman memang Memang kita kita

itu memang sering seringkali menilai

orang itu dari penampilan banyak orang

yang bilang Don't judge the book by it's

cover tapi kita ini manusia stop

tipu-tipu

stop tipu-tipu

we are janji the book baik discover we

are cewek pakai Hotman kita bilang

cabe-cabean Cewek tutup aura kita bilang

Ninja

bahkan ada yang pakai hot pants tapi

tutup aurat kalau ini gila

teman-teman akhirnya gara-gara itu

akhirnya muncullah fashion-fashion semua

orang pengen bertahan sempurna muncul

fashion aneh-aneh ada yang saya pernah

tahu tuh fashion yang temanya alam baju

dari daun anting-anting dari keong ikat

pinggang dari akar pohon ada kala ikat

leher di pohon

macam-macam

dan mereka pakai itu tuh dengan bangga

begitu bangga ini tema alam aduh Mama

sayange

[Tepuk tangan]

kami orang NTT pakai barang seperti itu

dari abad ke-7

abad ke-7 kami sudah pakai teman-teman

tahu obat ketujuh itu masa diantara abad

ke-6 dan ke-8

istimewa

Dan saya yakin keong yang dipakai untuk

anting-anting itu tidak mungkin pasti

diambil dari pantai-pantai di timur

tidak mungkin diambil dari pantai Ancol

tidak mungkin dua minggu yang lalu kami

ke pantai Ancol itu teman-teman aduh

saya baru pertama kali lihat itu Pantai

Ancol itu air laut yaitu hitam gelap

tidak bisa lihat apa-apa itu macam oli

mesin kita kasih pasir itu

itu Pantai Ancol men

ada ubur-ubur yang berenang itu napas

satu-satu

ada kala dia membentuk huruf SOS

[Musik]

orang Jakarta mungkin kasihan lihat saya

main lampu merah tapi jujur saya

menangis lihat kalian bisa mandi di

pantai seperti itu

jujur

teman-teman pantai di rumah saya di

pantai weri di Larantuka sana itu cuman

50 meter rumah saya cuma 50 meter dari

pantai itu pokoknya saking dekatnya itu

kalau ada tsunami itu rumah saya hanyut

duluan begitu

iya

Itu pantainya itu bersih airnya itu

jernih saking jernihnya itu kalau

siang-siang ikan mau kawin ikan takut

dia mau berenang kayak lawan jenis

dan orang sekarang itu apa kain yang

saya pakai ini Ini salah satu motif

salah-salahnya salah satu dari seribu

motif kain adat yang ada di NTT 1000

teman-teman

di sana itu satu Kecamatan itu punya

satu motif dan kebetulan minggu ini

waktu saya buat materi ini itu saya

punya bapak itu ada di Malang Jadi saya

tanya ke Beliau Bapak Eh kenapa kita di

sana itu satu Kecamatan satu motif Saya

punya Bapak tuh Pikir lama itu sampai

Ninja Hatori mendaki gunung lewati

lembah

lama begitu

terakhir dia tidak tahu dia telepon

temannya dia yang dan yang dia telepon

itu adalah Kepala Dinas Pendidikan Kota

Larantuka teman-teman yang dia telepon

kepala dinas dan ternyata Kepala Dinas

juga tidak tahu kenapa Akhirnya saya

punya bapak bilang begini sudah anak kau

pakai saja tidak usah pikir materi pakai

saja itu bau ke panggung ya sudah

akhirnya materi saya begini

Saya cuman pakai saja

[Tepuk tangan]

teman-teman

di sini itu mulai langganan Jakarta

Fashion Week orang NTT itu masih

langganan tuak

baju nanti saja yang penting mabok dulu

mabok

Nanti kalau sudah mabuk itu baru ke toko

baju

ke toko baju gitu

orang timur begitu Kalau mabok itu kasih

tahu

kasih saya baju satu bro bungkus cepat

sekarang dan betul dia dapat baju baju

tahanan

laki-laki Timur itu kalau ke pesta itu

Gayanya itu minta ampun kami itu

walaupun kulit kami hitam tapi baju itu

tetap warna merah celana biru sepatu

hijau dari jauh itu seperti pelangi di

awan mendung

itu baru ikat pinggang itu besar-besar

sengaja dikasih tunjuk Begini Begitu

besar-besar macam punyanya Satria Baja

Hitam itu kalau Satria Baja Hitam

keluarkan pedang matahari ini keluarkan

jangkar kapal

baru kalau sudah masuk ke pesta itu

tidak peduli musim apa tidak peduli

suaranya apa pasti langsung joget

ya ini lagu baru tenar di Timur ya

baru

[Tepuk tangan]

dia Joget

di tengah lagu di tengah joget mamanya

datang Marten pulang kasih makan babi

begitu Martin pulang dia punya mama yang

joget

saya ambil Terima kasih selamat malam

teman-teman

Terima kasih banyak

bagus ya Ada beberapa materi menarik

mengenai kita memang menjudge seseorang

dari bungkusnya itu bagus sekali tapi

kebanyakan kemudian sisanya lebih

menarik mendengarkan cerita kamu

mengenai ikan di laut kemudian

Abdur kamu tetap keren terima kasih

[Musik]

[Tepuk tangan]

[Musik]

Iya Saya bahkan mencatat ada kemajuan ya

artinya Apa artinya kamu benar-benar

menguasai dan kepingin explore apapun

ketika kamu sudah ada di atas sana dan

itu menurut saya harusnya bangsa

Indonesia seperti yang bahwa kamu

bahwa kita sadar betul siapa kita tapi

kita juga pengen maju kompor gas Terima

kasih Om indroh terima kasih

[Musik]