What Nick Swardson Did to Upset Selma Hayek on ‘Grown Ups 2’ | The Rich Eisen Show
Summary
TLDRThe transcript features a conversation about experiences on the set of 'Grown Ups 2.' The speaker, who worked as an on-set producer, shares a humorous anecdote about pitching jokes to Chris Rock that were never used. They also recount an interaction with Salma Hayek, who requested more jokes for her character, which the producer declined, explaining that her role was to be the 'straight person' amidst the comedic chaos. The transcript concludes with a mention of the speaker’s comedy tour, 'Toilet Head,' and promotes the Rich Eisen Show available on Roku.
Takeaways
- 🎬 The speaker was an on-set producer and had the role of pitching jokes to Chris Rock, who was part of a group of comedians.
- 😅 Chris Rock never used any of the jokes pitched to him, handling the rejections politely.
- 🤔 The speaker found it challenging to write jokes for someone of Chris Rock's caliber.
- 🔍 Sahayak, another comedian, expressed dissatisfaction for not receiving any jokes, wanting to be involved in the humor.
- 💡 The speaker explained the comedic dynamic, stating Sahayak was meant to play the 'straight person' to balance the humor of the other characters.
- 👍 Sahayak eventually understood and appreciated the explanation about her role in the comedy setup.
- 🤝 The speaker emphasized the importance of maintaining professional integrity, even when faced with requests that could compromise the comedic structure.
- 😂 Sahayak's acceptance of her role and her ability to 'nail it' is highlighted, showing her talent and adaptability.
- 🚽 A joke is made about a 'toilet head' comedy tour, suggesting an absurd and catchy concept to attract attention.
- 📺 The script mentions a comedy show being available on YouTube in collaboration with '800 pound gorilla', indicating a significant online presence.
- 📅 The show is broadcast daily on the Roku Channel from 12 to 3 Eastern for free, providing accessibility to the audience.
Q & A
What was the main challenge the speaker faced when pitching jokes to Chris Rock on the set of 'Grown Ups 2'?
-The main challenge was that Chris Rock never used any of the jokes the speaker pitched to him, even though he acknowledged them politely.
How did Salma Hayek react when she realized the speaker wasn't writing jokes for her?
-Salma Hayek got upset and asked the speaker why he wasn't writing any jokes for her. She wanted to be included in the comedic elements.
What explanation did the speaker give to Salma Hayek for not writing jokes for her character?
-The speaker explained that Salma Hayek's character needed to be the 'straight person' in the scene to ground the comedy, as the other characters were more comedic and her being jokey would disrupt the dynamic.
How did Salma Hayek respond after understanding the speaker's reasoning for not writing jokes for her?
-Salma Hayek understood the explanation and accepted it, acknowledging that the speaker knew how to produce comedy.
What humorous analogy does the speaker use to describe resisting Salma Hayek's request for jokes?
-The speaker humorously compares the effort of resisting Salma Hayek's request to having the strength of a 'Bed Bath and Beyond of fibers.'
What role did the speaker have on the set of 'Grown Ups 2'?
-The speaker was an onset producer, responsible for pitching jokes and ensuring the comedic elements of the film were well-executed.
What did the speaker imply about the difficulty of writing jokes for Chris Rock?
-The speaker implied that it was difficult to write jokes for someone as talented as Chris Rock, as the jokes he pitched were never used.
Why did the speaker believe that Salma Hayek's character should not be 'jokey'?
-The speaker believed that Salma Hayek's character should remain the 'straight person' to balance the comedy and ensure the other characters' jokes were more effective.
How does the speaker describe Salma Hayek's talent?
-The speaker describes Salma Hayek as 'brilliant' and acknowledges her ability to understand and execute the role perfectly after their discussion.
What was the humorous way the speaker described a new comedy tour?
-The speaker jokingly mentioned a new Comedy Tour titled 'Toilet Head,' which is described as absurd.
Outlines
😂 Struggles of Pitching Jokes to Chris Rock
The speaker reminisces about working on the set of 'Grown Ups 2' and the challenge of pitching jokes to Chris Rock. Despite suggesting numerous jokes, none were ever used by Rock, who would kindly acknowledge the ideas but never incorporate them. This highlights the difficulty of writing comedy for someone of Rock's caliber.
😅 Salma Hayek's Request for Jokes
The speaker recalls an amusing incident where Salma Hayek, noticing that jokes were being pitched to others, expressed her desire to have jokes written for her as well. The speaker explains that Hayek's role was meant to be the 'straight person' to balance out the comedic chaos of the other characters, and therefore, making her too jokey would disrupt that balance. Despite her initial disappointment, Hayek understood and accepted the reasoning.
😂 The Temptation to Please Salma Hayek
The speaker humorously describes the internal struggle of maintaining professionalism while being asked by Salma Hayek to write jokes for her. He likens the temptation to a 'Bed Bath and Beyond of fibers' but emphasizes his commitment to the integrity of the comedy production. Ultimately, the speaker's professionalism prevails, and Hayek respects his decision.
🎭 Promoting New Comedy Content
The speaker briefly promotes upcoming comedy content, including a new comedy tour titled 'Toilet Head' and the availability of 'Make Joke from Face' on YouTube in collaboration with 800 Pound Gorilla. Additionally, the speaker encourages viewers to catch 'The Rich Eisen Show' on the Roku Channel.
Mindmap
Keywords
💡grown-ups story
💡onset producer
💡pitching jokes
💡straight person
💡jokes
💡Sahayak
💡professionalism
💡Comedy Tour
💡Toilet Head
💡Roku Channel
💡800 pound gorilla
Highlights
The experience of being an on-set producer and pitching jokes to Chris Rock.
Chris Rock's approach to handling jokes, never using any of the pitched ones.
The challenge of writing jokes for a seasoned comedian like Chris Rock.
Sahajak's frustration with not receiving jokes and her role as the straight person in the comedy.
The importance of grounding the comedy with a straight person character.
Sahajak's understanding and acceptance of her role in the comedic dynamic.
The comedic tension between wanting to please and maintaining professional integrity.
The metaphor of a 'Bed Bath and Beyond of fibers' to describe the complexity of pleasing everyone.
Sahajak's request for something special and the comedic response to her plea.
The concept of a 'Toilet Head' comedy tour as an absurd and catchy idea.
The collaboration with 800-pound gorilla and the promotion of the comedy tour on YouTube.
The mention of the Roku Channel as a platform for the comedy show.
The specific timing of the comedy show on the Roku Channel, 12 to 3 Eastern, for free.
The behind-the-scenes look at the creative process of comedy writing and performing.
The dynamic interaction between the producer and the comedians in shaping the show's content.
The humorous take on the idea of a 'Toilet Head' comedy tour and its potential to attract attention.
The significance of understanding and respecting each comedian's unique comedic style and role.
Transcripts
all right before I let you go do you got
a a a good grown-ups story set story
that you can tell yeah grown-ups too
okay
um whichever one let me think yeah
I that was a blast cuz it was uh you
know all of us together so like you know
all all those guys I remember um I was
onset producer mhm and I would pitch
jokes to Chris Rock mhm and then he
never used any of them
never once I would be like I go hey man
what if you said this You' be like yeah
all right and then he's would never say
it so he would let let you down nicely
yeah okay but I was like God damn it
it's hard to write jokes for you know
somebody like that and then I remember
sahayak got mad at me why cuz she goes
Nick Nick and I go what she goes you
don't rent any jokes for me I want jokes
and I'm like no you've got to be like
the you're like the straight person you
know what I mean like everybody else is
are idiots so like you're you're
grounding everything you know what I
mean so it's like if you're jokey it
doesn't work like you've got to be like
the straight person and she's like ah I
get it and I'm like yeah just trust
me yeah and she was very sweet what how
much did it take for the fiber of your
being to
not please some somah high I can give
her what she wants I mean how how it was
so many
fibers it was a Bed Bath and Beyond of
fibers can you imagine the Sal mahay
saying please do something for me and
you go I can't Prof my professionalism
demands that I cannot give you what you
want I I just I know what I'm doing I
know how to produce comedy but she got
it yeah she nailed it she's great okay
she's brilliant
yeah make joke from face toilet head
make okay so.net okay let's do this uh
make joke from face available now on
YouTube in conjunction with 800 pound
gorilla yes um your new Comedy Tour
toilet
head that's so absurd catch the rich
eyes and show every single day on the
Roku Channel 12 to 3 Eastern for free
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