Tech Bros Inventing Things That Already Exist

Patrick Boyle
12 Sept 202425:45

Summary

TLDRThe video script satirizes Silicon Valley's tendency to overhype and reinvent ordinary products as tech innovations. It mocks examples like the Hydrate Spark water bottle, Soylent meal replacement, and Juicero juicer, which claim technological advancement but offer little practical improvement. The script also pokes fun at 'Tech Bros' for their lack of understanding of basic human needs and everyday products, suggesting that not everything needs a tech makeover.

Takeaways

  • 😀 Masayoshi Son, the CEO of SoftBank, compared himself to Jesus Christ and the Beatles, suggesting he faces similar misunderstanding and criticism.
  • 🤔 The speaker humorously suggests Son should let others make the comparison to Jesus by adopting symbolic attire, rather than stating it himself.
  • 🎶 The script discusses the SoftBank Vision Fund's mission to tackle significant challenges facing humanity, aligning with a perceived noble and altruistic goal.
  • 🤷‍♂️ The speaker expresses uncertainty about the initial popularity of the Beatles, highlighting a generational and cultural gap in musical knowledge.
  • 🏢 The script satirizes the reinvention of common products and services by tech companies, often with little real technological innovation, such as shared office spaces and meal replacement shakes.
  • 🚌 Tech companies are criticized for 'reinventing' existing concepts like buses and lunch breaks, sometimes with a lack of originality or practicality.
  • 🍵 Examples of 'non-tech' products marketed as tech innovations include the Hydrate Spark water bottle, Soylent meal replacement, and the Juicero juicer, which were criticized for their unnecessary complexity.
  • 📈 The script touches on the financial tech sector's struggle with compliance and regulation, contrasting the tech industry's user experience focus with traditional finance's compliance focus.
  • 📱 There's a critique of how technology, particularly apps and smartphones, has been optimized for engagement over user well-being, potentially leading to negative health impacts.
  • 🚀 The script ends with a nod to the tech industry's impact on space exploration and finance, suggesting a pattern of overpromising and underdelivering in these sectors.

Q & A

  • Who did Masayoshi Son compare himself to in the Financial Times article?

    -Masayoshi Son compared himself to both Jesus Christ and the Beatles in the Financial Times article.

  • What is the speaker's opinion on Masayoshi Son's comparison to Jesus Christ and the Beatles?

    -The speaker humorously suggests that Son's comparison might be true and proposes that Son should let others make the comparison rather than stating it himself.

  • What does the speaker think about the initial popularity of the Beatles?

    -The speaker claims to not be knowledgeable about the Beatles' initial popularity, suggesting that they might not have been popular initially based on Son's statement.

  • What is the SoftBank Vision Fund's goal according to Masayoshi Son?

    -The SoftBank Vision Fund aims to tackle the biggest challenges and risks facing humanity today.

  • What is the speaker's view on the role of venture capital and tech entrepreneurs in society?

    -The speaker sarcastically suggests that venture capital and tech entrepreneurs are looking out for humanity, while also mocking some of their innovations.

  • What is the 'Power Hour' mentioned in the script?

    -The 'Power Hour' is a concept where employees are encouraged to take a break from meetings and work to go for a walk or have lunch, described as a new invention by a food delivery app company.

  • What is the main issue the speaker has with the products invented by 'Tech Bros'?

    -The speaker criticizes 'Tech Bros' for inventing products that either already exist or don't require technology, often pitching non-tech products as tech to achieve higher valuations.

  • What is the 'delete me' service mentioned in the script?

    -Delete me is a subscription service that acts on behalf of consumers to force data brokers to delete their personal information that is being sold online.

  • What is the 'hydrate spark' and why does the speaker find it amusing?

    -The 'hydrate spark' is a connected water bottle that tracks water intake and glows as a reminder to drink. The speaker finds it amusing because it's an over-engineered solution to a basic human function that doesn't require technology.

  • What is the criticism of the 'juicero' in the script?

    -The 'juicero' is criticized for being an overpriced and unnecessary internet-connected device for squeezing juice from pre-packaged fruit bags, which could be done manually with the same or better results.

Outlines

00:00

😅 The Unlikely Comparisons of Masayoshi Son

The paragraph humorously discusses how Masayoshi Son, the CEO of SoftBank, compared himself to Jesus Christ and the Beatles, drawing attention to the absurdity of such comparisons. The speaker, while not an expert in theology or musicology, humorously suggests that Son might be telling the truth and proposes that Son should let others make the comparison. The speaker also touches on Son's vision for SoftBank's Vision Fund, which aims to tackle humanity's biggest challenges, a noble goal that the speaker sarcastically suggests Jesus would also pursue if he were in charge of a venture capital fund.

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🤖 Tech Bros' Misguided Innovations

This section critiques the tendency of 'Tech Bros' to reinvent the wheel, often creating products that already exist or are unnecessary. The speaker points out that many of these innovations are not technological breakthroughs but rather rebranded versions of existing concepts. Examples include Lyft's and Uber's bus services, Elon Musk's 'boring company' urban loop system, and various other tech-driven transportation ideas that have not lived up to their hype. The speaker also pokes fun at the idea that tech innovations are always beneficial, suggesting that sometimes they are simply solutions in search of problems.

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🥤 The Absurdity of High-Tech Hydration and Food

The paragraph satirizes the tech industry's foray into everyday items like water bottles and meal replacement shakes. It discusses the Hydrate Spark, a 'smart' water bottle that tracks water intake, and Soylent, a meal replacement shake designed to eliminate the hassle of food. The speaker mocks the idea that these products are necessary, suggesting that they cater to a tech-centric view of the world where basic human needs are seen as problems to be engineered away. The humor lies in the absurdity of treating simple, everyday activities like drinking water or eating as if they require high-tech solutions.

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🍵 The Farcical World of Tech-Infused Beverages

This section continues the theme of tech bros overcomplicating simple tasks, this time focusing on the juicero, a high-priced juicer that was revealed to be no more effective than manual squeezing, and Toria, an internet-connected tea infuser that was ultimately unnecessary. The speaker highlights the irony of these products, which promise innovation but often deliver little more than what could be achieved with traditional methods. The humor comes from the speaker's incredulity at the high valuations and investments these products received, despite their lack of practical improvement over existing solutions.

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🤳 The Tech Industry's Invasive Presence in Daily Life

The paragraph discusses how tech innovations have become invasive, integrating into every aspect of daily life, from lunch breaks to personal care. It mentions the 'pause pod,' a tent-like structure for meditation, and the trend of co-living spaces. The speaker also touches on the irony of tech companies creating 'smart' versions of simple items like toothbrushes, which connect to apps for no apparent benefit. The humor lies in the speaker's exasperation with the tech industry's tendency to commodify and complicate ordinary life experiences, often to the detriment of user experience and common sense.

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🚀 The Tech Bro Invasion of Space and Finance

This section critiques the tech industry's recent forays into space exploration and financial technology. It discusses the tech bro space race, the rise and fall of space-themed SPACs, and the impact of fintech on traditional financial practices. The speaker points out the often-hyped and under-delivered nature of these innovations, suggesting that the tech industry's focus on user experience sometimes comes at the cost of compliance and practicality. The humor is derived from the speaker's skepticism towards the tech industry's self-proclaimed disruptive innovations, which are often repackaged versions of existing concepts or ideas that have not been thoroughly vetted for their long-term viability or legality.

📱 The Backlash Against Tech's Overreach

The final paragraph addresses the growing public backlash against the tech industry's overreach into various aspects of life, including the push to ban smartphones in schools and the decline in user satisfaction with apps designed for engagement rather than utility. The speaker reflects on the tech industry's ability to improve lives while also cautioning against the marketing tricks that often misrepresent non-tech products as innovative tech solutions. The humor here is subtle, as the speaker acknowledges their own reliance on technology while still critiquing its excesses.

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Keywords

💡Masayoshi Son

Masayoshi Son is the CEO of SoftBank, a multinational conglomerate holding company. In the video, he is mentioned as comparing himself to Jesus Christ and the Beatles, highlighting his self-perception as a visionary and misunderstood figure. This comparison is used to set a tone of humor and critique towards the tech industry's self-image.

💡The Beatles

The Beatles are a legendary British rock band known for their influential music and cultural impact. In the script, they are humorously cited as an 'underground band' by the narrator, who feigns ignorance about their popularity, to underscore the idea that initial unpopularity does not preclude eventual success, a point that parallels the discussion of tech startups.

💡Venture Capital

Venture capital refers to the financial capital provided to early-stage startups with high growth potential. The video script satirically suggests that venture capitalists, like Jesus, are looking out for humanity, by funding innovative ideas, although it also pokes fun at the sometimes misguided or overhyped nature of such investments.

💡WeWork

WeWork is a company that provides shared workspaces. The video script uses WeWork as an example of a tech startup that received significant venture capital funding and was backed by SoftBank. It humorously points out that WeWork's innovation was seen as addressing a major 'challenge' for humanity: the lack of Ikea furniture and free beer in shared office spaces.

💡Innovation

Innovation in the context of the video refers to new ideas, products, or processes that are introduced to the market. The script critiques the tech industry's tendency to present incremental changes or even pre-existing concepts as groundbreaking innovations, such as the examples of the Juicero or the Toria teapot.

💡Juicero

Juicero was a short-lived startup that created an internet-connected juicer. The video uses Juicero to exemplify how tech bros can over-engineer simple solutions, as the product was criticized for being an expensive and unnecessary device for squeezing pre-packaged fruit bags.

💡Tech Bros

The term 'Tech Bros' is used in the video to describe a stereotype of tech industry workers, particularly those in Silicon Valley, who are often portrayed as overly confident, innovative, and sometimes out of touch with practical needs. The video script critiques this group for their tendency to overcomplicate simple concepts and for their self-aggrandizing narratives.

💡Web 3

Web 3 refers to the next generation of the internet, often associated with blockchain technology and decentralized applications. The video script touches on the hype around Web 3, suggesting that it is part of a broader trend in the tech industry to reinvent existing concepts, sometimes without clear benefits or necessity.

💡Cryptocurrencies

Cryptocurrencies are digital or virtual currencies that use cryptography for security. The video mentions cryptocurrencies as an example of how tech bros have reinvented money and payments, suggesting that while they offer some benefits, they also come with significant challenges and risks.

💡NFTs

NFTs, or non-fungible tokens, are unique digital assets that represent ownership of a specific item or piece of content. The video script includes NFTs as an example of the tech industry's tendency to create new markets and financial transactions, often with questionable value or practical use.

💡Compliance

Compliance in the video refers to the adherence to laws, regulations, and industry standards. It is mentioned in the context of fintech companies struggling to meet these requirements, which contrasts with the tech industry's focus on user experience and seamlessness, sometimes at the expense of regulatory concerns.

Highlights

Masayoshi Son compared himself to Jesus Christ and the Beatles, claiming they were misunderstood and not initially popular.

SoftBank's Vision Fund aims to tackle humanity's biggest challenges and risks, a noble goal aligned with Jesus's hypothetical actions if he ran a VC fund.

Criticism of tech innovations that are not new, such as shared office spaces and the WeWork startup, which was funded despite the concept's long existence.

Tech Bros are praised for looking out for humanity, despite being the subject of mockery, especially for innovations backed by VC firms like SoftBank.

The humorous reinvention of the bus by companies like Lyft, Uber, and Elon Musk's Boring Company, which were not as innovative as claimed.

Delete.me is introduced as a service that helps delete personal information from data brokers, a response to the challenges of data privacy.

Critique of 'non-tech' products like the Hydrate Spark water bottle, which connects to a smartphone app, as an example of unnecessary tech integration.

Soylent, a meal replacement shake, is discussed as an example of a tech bro invention that simplifies food to an engineering problem.

Juicero, the Wi-Fi connected juicer, is highlighted as a failed tech product that raised significant venture capital despite its lack of innovation.

Toria, the $1,500 internet-connected teapot, is mentioned as an example of a tech product that didn't need to be tech, yet was pitched as such.

The 'Power Hour' invented by Just Eat, which was essentially a lunch break, is criticized as an example of tech bros reinventing the wheel.

Pause pods, private spaces for meditation or mindfulness, are mocked as tents being sold as innovative tech products.

Bodega, a startup that aimed to replace corner stores with vending machines, is discussed as an example of overfunded yet simple ideas.

The trend of co-living is mentioned as a tech bro invention that isn't new, but is being rebranded as innovative.

AI-generated books on Amazon are criticized for flooding the market with low-quality content, an example of AI being misused.

AI therapy and AI DJ features are discussed as examples of AI being forced into products without necessarily improving them.

The pursuit of a smart city in Saudi Arabia is mentioned as an example of tech bros trying to reinvent urban living.

The video concludes with a call for skepticism towards tech products that are pitched as innovative but are often just repackaged versions of existing solutions.

Transcripts

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a few days ago someone added me on

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Twitter with this headline from the Ft

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about how masay Yoshi son compared

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himself to both Jesus Christ and the

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Beatles now I don't know why anyone

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would send me an article like this as

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this is neither a theology channel nor

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is it an enology Channel I have no way

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of judging the accuracy of either of

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these claims I'm going to guess that

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they're true as there's no reason that

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masayoshi son would lie about something

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like this he possibly is a lot like

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Jesus Christ but maybe instead of making

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the comparison himself he should just

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grow a beard get some sandals dress all

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in white and then let other people bring

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it up that's what I would do in such a

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situation his name is son so who knows

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uh definitely not me I read the article

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anyway which I'm fairly sure was meant

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for some other Patrick Bole I Googled

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and there are a few priests and at least

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one enologist with the same name as me

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it seems that sun said that Jesus and

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the Beatles who I have since learned

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were a band it's not the kind of music

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that I cover here but he said that Jesus

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was also misunderstood and criticized

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and went on to say that the Beatles

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weren't initially popular either now

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like I said I'm not a theologist nor am

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I Rick biato it's not for me to decide

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if the Beatles were initially popular I

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hadn't even heard of them till a few

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minutes ago when I Googled them so I'm

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sure that sun is right they're probably

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an underground band never much

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appreciated in their time much like

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SoftBank Sun did tell the Ft that the

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soft Bank Vision fund would tackle the

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biggest challenges and risks facing

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Humanity today which strikes me as being

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extremely Noble I think that Jesus would

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probably do the exact same thing if he

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was running large Venture Capital fund

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and that really is the great thing about

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venture capital and Tech Bros in general

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there are other people out there who

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make fun of them but without them who

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would be looking out for Humanity the

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kind of people who do make fun of tech

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Bros often forget the historical context

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around some of the big innovations that

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were backed by VC firms like SoftBank

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naysayers will say for example the

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shared office spaces have been around

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forever but many people my age will

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remember that pre-2010 the biggest

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challenge and risk- facing Humanity was

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the lack of Ikea furniture and free beer

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available in the shared office spaces

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when Adam Newman and his firm we work

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arrived on the scene dressed all in

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white and Barefoot Masa Yoshi saw the

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light and funded this remarkable Tech

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startup I think there was also an app

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but that might not have worked sure

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sometimes technology looks like two

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bicycle mechanics building the first

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airplane in a shed but other times it

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looks like a beer tap in the office and

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an app on your phone so that you can

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complain when the beer is run out the

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path of innovation is often not clear

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sometimes we can come up with ideas only

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to learn that someone else came up with

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that idea already like when David Boe

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accidentally ripped off the main riff of

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Ice Ice Baby here's a clip of David

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explaining ding ding ding D ding ding

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d that little bitty change it's not the

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same Silicon Valley Tech Bros have

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occasionally not unlike David Bowie come

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up with ideas that already existed

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they're well known for repeatedly

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inventing the bus famous examples are

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Lyft who announced a service Day called

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Lyft shuttle which would be cheaper than

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a taxi and run on predesignated routes

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picking passengers up and dropping them

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off at regular stops like a buff Uber

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even launched a service which allowed

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Riders to save money by waiting for

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their Uber at a pre-arranged stop share

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it with strangers and get dropped off at

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any point along a predetermined route

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that was a bus too Elon Musk announced

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his idea for a bus on Twitter he called

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it the boring company Urban loop system

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saying that it would have thousands of

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small stations the size of a single

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parking space that would take you very

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close to your destination and blend

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seamlessly into the fabric of a city

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rather than a small number of big

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stations like a Subway later the boring

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company went on to build the Las Vegas

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Loop which was not really as good as a

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bus and possibly the most disappointing

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Transportation innovation in history

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where it was just Teslas being driven

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slow in an unnecessarily small tunnel

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I'm trying to raise VC funding right now

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to add one of those miniature trains to

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the loop which would massively increase

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its capacity and make it more fun the

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fact that it runs on Rails would

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additionally make it a full self-driving

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supervised system which would be amazing

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so let's look at the things Tech Bros

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invented that already existed and some

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of the things that they invented that

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Valley inventions are the ones that are

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pitched as being Tech products when

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there's no real technology involved or

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if there is technology just wasn't

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needed for some reason a lot of these

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products are food and beverage

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Innovations a good example of this type

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of innovation is when Tech Bros

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reinvented the water bottle with the

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hydrate spark which is pitched as a

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connected water bottle that tracks your

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water intake and glows to make sure that

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you don't forget to drink there is of

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course an Internet connected smartphone

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app so that your hydration records can

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be stored in the cloud in the top review

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on Amazon a guy named Daniel says that

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he loves how it integrates with his

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phone so it recalculates his daily water

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needs he says that he honestly can't

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think of anything wrong with it and as a

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testament to its durability he writes

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that it survived Burning Man of course

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it did I imagine that it's a disaster if

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you have one of these bottles and you

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accidentally drink out of a different

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container as then how will the bottle

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know how hyd ated you are maybe that's

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what the app is for you can hopefully

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let your bottle know that you cheated on

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it and maybe then it'll glow in a

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different color to indicate its

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disappointment I should really design

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these products it seems like about 15 or

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20 years ago that otherwise healthy

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people started saying that they felt

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hypoglycemic and dehydrated instead of

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hungry and thirsty now we have people

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charging bottles overnight and

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connecting them to their phones so that

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they know longer have to rely on their

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hypothalamus for basic physiological

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functions I suppose I'll put an Amazon

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affiliate link to the hydrate spark

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bottle in the video description but I

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will be disappointed if you actually buy

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it soent is another tech bro invention

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Tau up by a software engineer named Rob

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Reinhardt who says that he used to view

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food as a timec consuming hassle he says

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that he resolved to treat it as an

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engineering problem problem and came up

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with a meal replacement shake that's how

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Rob invented slim fast but for Tech Bros

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I'm not sure how wise it is to have

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someone who views food as a timec

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consuming hassle preparing meals for you

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but this is the high-tech world that we

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live in today so stop your complaining

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and drink your lunch Rob wrote on his

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blog a few years ago about getting rid

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of his kitchen this home manufacturing

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center has been by far the most

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liberating to eliminate he said a New

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York Times review described soand as a

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punishingly boring joyless product that

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causes flatulence as a side effect so

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yeah why not drink that at the office

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its inventor Rob responded saying that

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this side effect was likely to be

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temporary and was just the result of

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adjusting to the government recommended

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amount of dietary fiber once again

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Amazon Link in the description one of

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the most amusing non-tech Tech products

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in recent years was the juicero which

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Bloomberg described a few years ago as

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an unlikely investment for the top

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technology investors nonetheless Jero

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raised $120 million in Venture Capital

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funding from firms like Google Ventures

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and Kleiner Perkins a reporter at Vox

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wrote that juo's business plan reads

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like a Pitch Perfect parody of

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contemporary startup culture its

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inventor compared himself to Steve Jobs

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and explained that the juicero squeezed

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juice with the force of two Teslas I'm

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told that Teslas have now become the

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standards of weights and measures used

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in Silicon Valley each juicero pouch I

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believe contains one Pico Tesla of

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chopped fruit one investor told the

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press that they were drawn to the idea

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of an Internet connected device that

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transforms single serving packets of

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chopped fruits and vegetables into a

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refreshing and healthy beverage another

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said that juera was building a platform

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for a new model of food delivery and

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that the subscription-based model is

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reminiscent of other food delivery

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startups like blue apron and nature box

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a Bloomberg reporter noted that

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squeezing the fruit bags by hand yielded

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nearly the same amount of juice as the

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$400 device and was often quicker Jero

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responded that most people would prefer

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to use the machine because the process

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is more consistent and less messy it

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turns out that people didn't want to use

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the machine and the company went

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bankrupt the founder of juicero was last

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seen promoting $40 jugs of what he calls

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raw water which I believe is Tech speak

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for dirty water that he found he told

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reporter that he will sometimes trespass

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across private property under the cover

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of night to collect this raw water he is

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recently written a book on the

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mindblowing nutritional benefit of

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sprouts Link in the

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description now Toria was another

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Technology Innovation from Mountain View

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whose pitch was that their device

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elegantly Blends the rich tradition of

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tea with technology to create the

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perfect modern tea experience so yeah it

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was a

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$1,500 teapot with an app this internet

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connected tea infuser used machine

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learning and advanced algorithms to

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produce the perfect cup of tea sadly T

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Foria is gone you can't buy one anymore

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but in a five-star review a fellow named

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Robert writes I love this machine he

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goes on to say you don't need the pods

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because you have the app you can throw

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any loose leaf tea in it that sounds

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great wait till Robert learns that he

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doesn't need the app either it'll blow

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his mind another fellow Seth it's always

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guys isn't it wrote a review having

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bought a Toria hopefully at a discount

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after the company had gone bankrupt he

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only gave it a fourstar review he seems

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to love the teapot but then realized

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that no one was updating the app now

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that the company was bankrupt and by the

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time he wrote his review this seemed to

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be driving him over the edge he writes

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in all caps you can't use the Toria if

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you don't have a smartphone he goes on

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to say yes you can use the little cups

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without your phone yes that that's the

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great thing about cups but he then says

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the true usability comes from The Toria

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app he says on the surface it's the best

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team maker money can buy and he says

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it's changing the way I drink and make

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tea for the better but underneath is a

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ticking Time Bomb of uncertainty if the

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app isn't updated I will eventually lose

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the ability to use my

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Toria yeah that uh that sounds awfully

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stressful to

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me look Tech Bros are obviously not big

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fans of food and that's okay as long as

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they're getting their government

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recommended amount of dietary fiber and

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not sitting next to me I'm fine with

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that one of the giveaways that food

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isn't a big deal for Tech workers came a

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few years ago when Myra the chief people

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officer at the food delivery app just

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eat posted on LinkedIn that just Eid had

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invented the Power Hour what's that you

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might wonder well it was an hour during

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the workday when you could take a break

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from meetings go for a walk even have

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lunch she finished up her post by saying

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another way we continue to brilliantly

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enhance the lives of just eaters

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everywhere yes that's right Meera had

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invented the lunch break the LinkedIn

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post was quickly deleted after people

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cruy made fun of it and just e told the

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press that the general public had

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humorously brought to their attention

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that they didn't do a very good job of

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explaining their intention to remind

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their staff to prioritize their own

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well-being and get away from their

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laptops another great invention was the

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pause pod which was pitched as a private

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popup space free from stressful moments

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designed by a team of inventors and

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advertisers based in Sweden here's a

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picture that's a tent a tent in your

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office the inventor of the pause pod

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told the press that in the initial

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crowdfunding round the team had set out

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to raise

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$110,000 but instead brought in over

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$100,000 with pre-orders that amount

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grew to about

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$140,000 with nearly 2,000 pause pods

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ordered he said you'll get it if you're

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familiar with feeling stressed and doing

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meditation or mindfulness after people

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made fun of it on Twitter the founder

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said that he had never claimed that it

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wasn't a tent which is true I'll put a

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link to a tent in the video description

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if if you need one of those there's some

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really great gift ideas in this video in

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truth Tech Bros in recent years have

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invented roommates calling it the trend

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of co-living where people live together

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each having their own spaces but with

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some shared rooms with Bodega they

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invented the vending machine raising

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$2.5 million in funding for what was

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described as smart store kiosks powered

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by AI that you can operate using your

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phone you don't even have to work in

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Tech to come up with these ideas back in

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2020 a Canadian reporter pitched her

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startup idea on Twitter private

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backyards for people who don't have

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private backyards she said I would pay

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$5 to rent a fenced area for an hour so

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I could safely play fetch with my dog

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while doing an outdoor summer workout if

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it works for bikes and office space why

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not land Lauren made the mistake of

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pitching this idea to the public on

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Twitter rather than to venture

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capitalists and instead of raising money

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people just made fun of her for

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inventing public parks with the current

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excitement around AI we're seeing a

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bunch of AI products that are just worse

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versions of things that we already have

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Amazon has become inundated with AI

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generated books apparently it's become

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such an issue that to combat it they've

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started restricting authors to

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self-publishing a maximum of three books

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per day on their platform which I

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imagine is unfairly holding back some of

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the more productive authors out there

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there are all sorts of startups pitching

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AI therapy where a chatbot helps you

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with your problems it's hard to think of

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anything more depressing than that

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spottify announced earlier this year an

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AI DJ feature which will pick music for

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you to listen listen to isn't that what

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Spotify already

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does Microsoft has been forcing AI

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features into all of their products

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whether users want them or not I guess

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they have to justify how much they've

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been spending oralb has an AI powered

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toothbrush which of course connects to

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an app on your phone they say that

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they've trained the toothbrush on

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thousands of different users to assess

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the different brushing Styles it seems

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you brush your teeth while looking at

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your phone and the app tells you if you

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missed a spot it doesn't actually learn

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from your

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toothbrushing look I don't really know

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what it does but uh Link in the

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description it's hard to know if we've

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reached Peak AI yet but I saw in the

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news this morning that you can now buy a

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purse that's made out of an Nvidia GPU

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so maybe that's it I've already made a

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whole video about Adam Newman who paid

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short-term office rent

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as being technology and I've talked

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about pelaton who sold expensive

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exercise bikes with a $40 a month

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subscription fee the bike wouldn't work

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if your internet went down there were

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also Tech bro companies like washboard

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which charge subscribers $27 to send

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them $20 worth of laundry quarters every

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month sometimes Silicon Valley doesn't

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just invent physical products that

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already exist they invent websites that

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already exist the kind of websites that

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they should probably have heard of a few

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years ago the founder of the dating app

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Bumble launched Bumble Biz bringing the

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company's women first angle to

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professional networking she invented a

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strange version of LinkedIn where you

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couldn't just search for someone in your

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industry you instead had to swipe left

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or right on whoever else was also logged

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into the app I don't believe it worked

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out Tech Bros reinvented the Space Race

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too here's a clip of Elon Musk

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announcing his plan to land a man on the

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moon I believe that this nation should

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commit itself to achieving the goal

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before this decade is out of Landing a

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man on the moon and returning him safely

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to the Earth the tech bro Space Race

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really heated up during the pandemic as

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all sorts of space businesses were taken

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public as spacks while listing as a spa

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provided a shortcut to the stock market

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without the rigors of the IPO process

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these newly listed companies were still

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subject to the regulatory in public

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scrutiny that comes with being a

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publicly traded firm it's only so

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surprising that a large number of space

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Spikes have since been delisted after

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stock price declines and missed

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regulatory filings over the last few

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years according to space news nearly

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half of the space spack companies have

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announced significant Workforce

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reductions many have since been sold off

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on the cheap taken private given up on

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space or even shut down there have been

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numerous failed launches and the one

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bright spot on the horizon is that Elon

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Musk announced over the weekend that

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SpaceX will start flying Mars missions

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in just two years time so that will

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definitely happen Tech Bros have been

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busy in recent years disrupting the

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world of Finance too they've reinvented

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money and payments with cryptocurrencies

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and reinvented markets and financial

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transactions with web 3 they even

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reinvented the receipt with nfts some of

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this reinvention made certain payments

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faster and cheaper By ignoring the law

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and Industry best practices things like

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anti-money laundering regulations and

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know your customer rules can add

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significant costs for financial firms

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web three was supposed to somehow make

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transactions free or extremely cheap

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while making large sums of money for the

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people who invested in it and it's hard

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to understand how these goals could be

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achieved

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simultaneously the conflict at the heart

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of Finch is the tech company's focus on

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product and user experience with the aim

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of reducing friction to ensure

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seamlessness this Focus often takes

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precedence over compliance matters

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according to the ABA 93% of fintech

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struggle to meet compliance requirements

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and over 60% of fintech companies paid

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at least

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$250,000 in compliance fines in 2023

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alone stemming from a lack of

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transaction monitoring insufficient

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customer due diligence and a failure to

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report suspicious actions traditional

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Finance firms often manage to have

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compliance problems but without a focus

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on using experience which is also a

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thing that you can do more and more

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we're reading news about how people who

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used to love their smartphones now hate

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them some argue that the reason behind

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this is that in recent years apps have

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been optimized not to make a user's life

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easier but instead to maximize the time

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spend on the app and to maximize user

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engagement why does a water bottle a

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teapot or a toothbrush come with an app

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no one was asking for this social media

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no longer shows a user the photos or

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tweets that their friends uploaded

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instead showing them content created by

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total strangers that might anger them

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enough to respond or to scroll through

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the responses looking for comments that

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agree with their point of view this is

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how you keep an audience scrolling we're

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seeing a strong push to ban Smartphones

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at schools because of how they affect

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young children studies show a

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relationship between High smartphone use

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and mental health disorders even amongst

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adults to be clear I'm not anti-tech I

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love technology without it my career in

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finance would not have been possible and

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I wouldn't be able to make videos like

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these which I love making you'll

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probably have noticed that none of the

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products I've made fun of are really all

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that high tech they're mostly non-te

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products pitched as if they were Tech to

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achieve a higher valuation it's no

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surprise that people like Elizabeth

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Holmes and S bankman freed pitch their

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non-te products to Tech investors a

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specialists in their Industries would

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have and did spot the flaws in what was

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being sold I'm by no means saying that

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all new technology is junk the tech

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industry has hugely improved the way

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that we live but it's important not to

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be tricked by marketing if you enjoyed

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this video you should watch my video on

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