L'Appel Trop Con - Procès du candidat Martin ⚖️ #rireetchansons

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22 Dec 202303:32

Summary

TLDRThe script is a satirical take on political corruption, focusing on a candidate named Martin who is involved in a legal case for undisclosed campaign financing. His lawyer, from the firm Martin Martin and Martin, devises a concrete alibi involving a large sum of unaccounted cash. The plan includes staging a photo with the candidate and the money, but the treasurer, who is unaware of the scheme, resists involvement. The dialogue is filled with double entendres and absurd exchanges, highlighting the absurdity of such legal tactics.

Takeaways

  • 😅 Nicolas Sarkozy is facing legal issues again, this time related to wiretapping.
  • 🤔 The script humorously suggests that a candidate named Martin is also in legal trouble for campaign financing.
  • 😲 The candidate's lawyer, named Martin, is preparing a concrete alibi for him, implying a fabricated defense.
  • 💸 The candidate Martin is accused of not declaring all the funds he should have for his electoral campaign.
  • 😯 The lawyer suggests the client claim to have given 500,000 € to the candidate, which he 'forgot' about.
  • 🤑 The client is hesitant to be implicated in the case and tries to avoid being the scapegoat.
  • 📸 The lawyer proposes staging a photo with the candidate and a suitcase full of cash as part of the alibi.
  • 🚫 The client refuses to cooperate with the lawyer's plan, expressing discomfort with the scheme.
  • 💬 There's a comedic misunderstanding where the client is mistaken for the campaign treasurer, which he denies.
  • 😡 The client becomes increasingly frustrated with the lawyer's persistence and the absurdity of the situation.
  • 🚨 The conversation ends with the client threatening to call the police if the lawyer doesn't stop bothering him.

Q & A

  • Who is Nicolas Sarkozy and what is he known for?

    -Nicolas Sarkozy is a French politician who served as the President of France from 2007 to 2012. He is known for various political reforms and controversies during his presidency.

  • What is the context of Nicolas Sarkozy being in front of the justice again?

    -The context is that Nicolas Sarkozy is facing legal issues related to wiretapping, which is a recurring theme in the script.

  • Who is the candidate Martin and what is his situation?

    -Candidate Martin is a character in the script who is also involved in a legal case, specifically for issues related to campaign financing.

  • What is the role of the character referred to as 'Maître Martin'?

    -Maître Martin is a lawyer who is preparing a defense for Candidate Martin, suggesting an alibi and managing the legal strategy.

  • What is the issue with the campaign financing that Candidate Martin is accused of?

    -Candidate Martin is accused of not declaring all the funds he should have for his electoral campaign, particularly regarding unaccounted cash.

  • What is the proposed alibi for Candidate Martin in the script?

    -The proposed alibi is that the character speaking with Maître Martin will claim to have given Candidate Martin 500,000 € in cash that was forgotten and later found.

  • What is the reaction of the character when asked to be the main 'pigeon' in the case?

    -The character is resistant to being implicated and tries to avoid being the main 'pigeon' or scapegoat in the case.

  • What does the character suggest as an alternative to being implicated in the case?

    -The character suggests finding another person to take the blame, implying that they do not want to be involved in the legal issues.

  • What is the character's response to the suggestion of staging a photo with Candidate Martin?

    -The character refuses to participate in staging a photo with Candidate Martin, showing a clear unwillingness to be part of the deception.

  • What is the character's stance on being offered money to cooperate?

    -The character is adamant about not wanting to be involved in any illegal activities or schemes, and they refuse the money offered.

  • How does the character react to the suggestion of hiding the remaining money at their home?

    -The character is against the idea of hiding money at their home, showing a clear refusal to be involved in any part of the illegal activities.

Outlines

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😅 Political Satire on Campaign Financing Scandal

This paragraph humorously discusses a fictional scenario where Nicolas Sarkozy is facing legal issues related to wiretapping, and a candidate named Martin is also in court for campaign financing irregularities. The candidate's lawyer, humorously named Maître Martin from the law firm Martin Martin and Martin, is preparing an alibi for Martin. The narrative involves a plan to claim that the candidate received undeclared cash donations, which the speaker pretends to have forgotten about. The lawyer suggests creating a false narrative that the speaker donated €500,000 to the campaign, and when found, decided to give it to the campaign. The speaker is reluctant and tries to avoid being implicated, leading to a comedic exchange about creating an alibi and the absurdity of the situation. The dialogue is filled with wordplay and irony, highlighting the absurdity of political corruption and the legal system's response to it.

Mindmap

Keywords

💡Affaire des écoutes

The 'Affaire des écoutes' refers to a scandal involving illegal wiretapping in France, which has implicated several political figures, including Nicolas Sarkozy. In the context of the video, it sets the stage for the legal troubles faced by the characters, suggesting a theme of political corruption and the abuse of power.

💡Candidat

The term 'candidat' translates to 'candidate' in English. In the video, it is used to describe a character running for political office, indicating the central role of politics and electoral campaigns in the narrative. The candidate's involvement in a legal case adds to the drama and highlights issues of transparency and integrity in politics.

💡Financement de campagne

This phrase translates to 'campaign financing' and is central to the plot of the video. It refers to the funds raised and spent by political candidates during their election campaigns. The script suggests that there are irregularities in the candidate's campaign financing, which is a common issue in political scandals and often raises questions about the legitimacy of the electoral process.

💡Avocats

The word 'avocats' means 'lawyers' in English. In the video, lawyers are depicted as key figures in constructing legal defenses for the accused. They are involved in creating alibis and managing the narrative of the case, which is a common theme in legal dramas and reflects the strategic aspects of law and justice.

💡Alibi

An 'alibi' is a proven presence of a suspect at a place other than the scene of the crime at the time it was committed. In the script, the creation of an alibi is discussed as a legal strategy to exonerate the candidate, illustrating the tactics used in criminal defense and the manipulation of evidence.

💡Liquide

In the context of the video, 'liquide' refers to 'cash'. The script mentions unaccounted cash that the candidate's campaign did not declare, which is a common element in corruption cases. The discussion around cash highlights the potential for financial misconduct in political campaigns.

💡Magouille

The term 'magouille' translates to 'shenanigans' or 'fraudulent activity'. It is used in the script to describe the underhanded tactics being employed by the characters, emphasizing the theme of deceit and the lengths people will go to avoid legal consequences.

💡Pigeon

In the dialogue, 'pigeon' is used metaphorically to refer to a 'scapegoat' or someone who is set up to take the blame for others' actions. The script suggests that one character is being framed as the scapegoat in the campaign financing scandal, which is a common trope in stories involving conspiracy and betrayal.

💡Gendarmerie

The 'gendarmerie' refers to the French national police force. In the script, the threat to call the gendarmerie is used as a means of intimidation, indicating the seriousness of the situation and the potential for law enforcement intervention in the scandal.

💡République

The term 'République' refers to the Republic, specifically the French Republic in this context. It is mentioned in the script to emphasize the stakes of the political scandal, as it reflects on the integrity of the nation's political system and the values of democracy.

Highlights

Nicolas Sarkozy is facing legal issues again, this time in relation to wiretapping.

Martin, a presidential candidate, is also in court for campaign financing issues.

Martin is presumed innocent, and his lawyer is preparing a concrete alibi for him.

The lawyer, Martin Martin, is from the law firm Martin Martin and Martin Associates.

Martin is in court for not declaring all that he should have for his electoral campaign.

There are issues with unaccounted cash amounts, and it's suggested that the interviewee provided them.

The plan is for the interviewee to claim they gave 500,000 € to candidate Martin.

The interviewee is instructed to say they forgot about the cash and decided to give it to the campaign.

If there are problems, the interviewee is to take the fall, not candidate Martin.

The interviewee is reluctant to be the main scapegoat in the case.

The lawyer insists that the interviewee will be the one to take the blame.

The interviewee is told to pretend to give a suitcase full of cash to candidate Martin for photos.

The lawyer suggests that if the interviewee cooperates, they can avoid trouble.

The interviewee is resistant to the idea of being involved in any shady dealings.

The lawyer tries to convince the interviewee by suggesting they are already implicated.

The interviewee denies any involvement and claims not to know candidate Martin.

Despite the interviewee's denial, they are still expected to play the role of campaign treasurer.

The lawyer suggests hiding the remaining unaccounted cash at the interviewee's home.

The interviewee refuses to have the cash at their home, showing their reluctance to participate.

The lawyer threatens the interviewee with a potential bribe if they don't cooperate.

The interviewee stands firm, refusing to be part of any illegal activities.

The conversation ends with the lawyer trying to bribe the interviewee with a small amount of money.

The interviewee rejects the bribe and threatens to call the police if the lawyer doesn't stop.

The conversation concludes with an agreement to move forward with the lawyer's plan.

Transcripts

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l'appel tropon deorire et chanson bon

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vous ne le savez peut-être pas mais

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Nicolas Sarkozi est à nouveau devant la

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justice cette semaine oui dans le cadre

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de l'affaire des

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écoutes je sais Monsieur bon alors cela

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rassv monsieur vous n'êtes pas le seul

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puisque le candidat Martin notre

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malheureux candidat l'élection

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présidentielle et lui aussi en procès

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pour des problèmes de financement de

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campagne enfinon il est innocent comme

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moi bien sr mais pas d'inquiétude son

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avocat Maître Martin lui prépare un

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alibi en

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béton ô bonjour monsieur c'est bien

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l'exploitation agricole oui maître

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Martin du cabinet d'avocat Martin Martin

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et Martin associé oui je vous appelle

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pour le procès des écoute qui concerne

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le candidat Martin ah je suis pas au

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courant là en gros il a un procès parce

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qu'il a pas déclaré tout ce qu'il devait

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pour sa campagne électoraliste ah

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d'accord donc pour les sommes en liquide

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qui pouvaent pas justifier on a dit que

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c'est vous qui les aviez donné moi je

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rentre pas dans ces histoires he je vous

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avertis pourquoi parce que on veut Pasir

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ma mer deain derrière ah non tant qu'on

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raconte la même version au juge en

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principe on craint rien du tout et ben

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voilà c'est ça une vit de fait donc je

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vous explique vous allez dire que vous

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avez donné 500000 € au candidat Martin

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vous expliquez que c'est un peu d'argent

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liquide que vous aviez oublié par

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exemple oui tiens on on oublie voilà et

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en les retrouvant vous avez décidé de

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nous les donner oui puis s'il y a des

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problèmes après derrière c'est nous

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qu'on l' dans l'os hein bah oui mais

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sinon c'est le candidat Martin qu'on a

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dans l'os donc je préfère que ce soit

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vous pas question vous trouvez un autre

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pigeon si vous voulez mais ça sera pas

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ici je peux pas je vous ai déjà désigné

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comme pigeon principal dans mon dossier

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ah non ça mon Marie voudra pas je vous

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avertis ça ça ira mal non mais vous lui

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expliquerez ah bonjour madame c'est moi

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qui décide j'aime pas qu'on décide ma

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place si je suis par là je pense que on

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va avoir des explications ah benah si

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vous êtes par là c'est encore mieux oui

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oua ouais ouis bah oui comme ça je vais

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faire des photos de vous avec le

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candidat Martin is non mais j'ai pas la

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peine de faire des photos du candidat

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Martin avec moi mais si vous faites

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semblant de lui donner une valise pleine

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de cach alors là si vous venez faire des

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photos vous savez ce que vous allez

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ramasser bah oui un alibi un bon coup de

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pied dans le cul et ça va déménager oh

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ben voilà alors dès qu'on demande un

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petit effort pour la République mais oh

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c'est bon vous avez pas le droit de

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faire ça je suis désolé par Monsieur

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mais comme je disais à la dame je vous

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dépose les papiers mais je veux pas ça à

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la maison mais je sais pas cass

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magouille de quel droit vous vous

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permettez de faire ça mais enfin mais

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vous pourriez demander l'autorisation

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avant bah non parce que vous êtes déjà

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censé le savoir que vous nous avez donné

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500000 balles mais moi je suis censé

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rien du tout moi ce monsieur Martin je

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le connais même pas mais j'en ai

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strictement rien à [ __ ] franchement

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dit alors franchement dit vous êtes

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supposé le connaître vu que vous êtes

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son trésorier de campagne mais qu'est-ce

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c'est ce truc mais je suis pas trésorier

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de campagne mais qu'est-ce c'est ce truc

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vous mettez ça dans la boîte à lettres

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alors je préfère pas dans la boîte

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lettres rapport au liquide qu'on va

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mettre avec vous mettez du liquide avec

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oui parce qu'on a pas réussi à tout

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claquer les 5000 balles donc on va

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planquer le reste chez vous mais non

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mais moi je veux pas ça chez moi hein il

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y a quelque chose que vous comprenez pas

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dans le nom oh mais si je comprends très

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bien vous vous essayez de me négocier

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une petite prime h question que je

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négocie quoi que ce soit je veux pas

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rentrer dans vos magouilles bon je vous

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vois venir vous allez me Diler un petit

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biifeton je dis rien du tout c'est vous

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qui me téléphonez pour ça mais enfin on

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éétait même pas au courant mais vous

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exagérez pas un peu non ah non mais je

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vous comprends tout à fait ah non tiens

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ça c'est un nom qui veut dire oui ah

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surtout pas hein oh si et ça c'est un

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surtout pas qui veut dire surtout oui

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non mais n'importe quoi hein écoutez

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j'ai dans mes mains un billet de 5 € non

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mais ça va pas non mais mais vous êtes

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pas bien oh là vous déconnez

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complètement là oh mais je n'ai pas dit

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mon dernier mot ah mais vous m'emmerdez

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hein et si je vous dis que j'ai entre

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les mains un billet de suffit maintenant

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6 € pour vous ah non non non non écoutez

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c'est et je rajoute une pièce de 3 €

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arrêtez de m'emmerder ou j'appelle la

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gendarmerie ça suffit bon allez on dit

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marché conclu oh ouais bien sûr super en

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revanche est-ce que vous pouvez

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m'avancer l'argent parce que je suis un

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peu

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[Applaudissements]

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juste chanson

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[Musique]

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الوسوم ذات الصلة
Political SatireLegal ComedyCampaign FinanceElection ScandalFrench PoliticsSarkozy AffairMartin CandidateAlibi StrategyLegal ShenanigansSatirical Sketch
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