SML Movie: Jeffy Plays Baseball! (2018)

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23 Sept 202111:21

Summary

TLDRIn this humorous script, a father tries to teach his son Jeffy to play baseball, but chaos ensues when Jeffy accidentally hits a neighbor's windshield. The neighbor, Mr. Goodman, pretends to be paralyzed to make the father his servant, only to reveal it was a ruse for revenge. The father's attempts to care for the 'paralyzed' Goodman are comical and disastrous, leading to a resolution where Goodman admits the deception and still expects the house payment.

Takeaways

  • 🏀 The script involves a baseball game where Jeffy accidentally hits himself and later breaks Goodman's windshield.
  • 🚫 Jeffy's father instructs him not to hit himself with the bat but to hit the ball, emphasizing the rules of baseball.
  • 💤 Jeffy's father plans to avoid responsibility for the broken windshield by pretending to be asleep.
  • 🤔 Goodman visits to inquire about the baseball incident, and Jeffy's father denies involvement, suggesting they were framed.
  • 😱 Goodman pretends to be paralyzed after being 'hit' with a baseball bat, placing the blame on Jeffy and his father.
  • 😡 Jeffy's father is forced to take care of Goodman, who is now supposedly paralyzed, including changing diapers and providing food.
  • 🍽 Goodman requests an extravagant meal which Jeffy's father poorly prepares, leading to dissatisfaction and further conflict.
  • 🛁 Jeffy's father and Jeffy attempt to bathe Goodman, leading to a near-drowning incident and more tension.
  • 🧐 Goodman reveals that he was faking his paralysis as a form of revenge for the broken windshield.
  • 🚗 As a result of the situation, Goodman threatens to take Jeffy's father's Lamborghini as compensation for his 'inconvenience'.
  • 💡 The script ends with Goodman dropping the act, revealing his plan to inconvenience Jeffy's father for two weeks, but decides to end it early due to the poor care.

Q & A

  • What activity were Jeffy and his father supposed to be doing together?

    -They were supposed to be playing baseball, with Jeffy's father throwing the ball for Jeffy to hit with a bat.

  • Why did Jeffy's father become concerned about the baseball hitting Goodman's windshield?

    -The baseball hit Goodman's windshield and cracked it, which could lead to Goodman being angry and potentially seeking revenge.

  • What was Jeffy's initial reaction when accused of hitting the ball onto Goodman's windshield?

    -Jeffy initially denied the accusation and suggested that they were being framed by the neighbor.

  • What did Jeffy's father do when Goodman came to their house to inquire about the baseball?

    -Jeffy's father lied, claiming that it couldn't be their baseball and suggesting that they were framed.

  • Why did Goodman initially believe that Jeffy's father was responsible for the cracked windshield?

    -Goodman found a baseball with 'Jeffy's favorite ball' written on it, which led him to believe that Jeffy and his father were responsible.

  • What was the unexpected outcome of Jeffy hitting the baseball?

    -The unexpected outcome was that Jeffy accidentally hit Goodman in the head with the baseball bat, causing him to pretend to be paralyzed.

  • Why did Goodman pretend to be paralyzed?

    -Goodman pretended to be paralyzed to make Jeffy's father feel guilty and to get him to take care of him as a form of revenge for the cracked windshield.

  • What was the absurd request Goodman made for dinner while pretending to be paralyzed?

    -Goodman requested a filet mignon steak with peppercorn, blue cheese crumbles, and a side of caviar.

  • What was the result of Jeffy's father's attempt to cook Goodman's requested meal?

    -Jeffy's father botched the meal, serving a hockey puck instead of a steak, caviar that was actually cat food, and American cheese with plastic wrapping still on it.

  • How did Goodman reveal that he was faking his paralysis?

    -Goodman revealed that he was faking his paralysis by suddenly being able to move again after Jeffy's father had been taking care of him for a while.

  • What was the final outcome of the situation with Goodman and Jeffy's father?

    -The final outcome was that Goodman admitted he was faking his paralysis and decided to return the next day to collect the house payment from Jeffy's father.

Outlines

00:00

😅 Baseball Mishap and Windshield Catastrophe

In this humorous and chaotic scene, a father attempts to teach his son Jeffy to play baseball, but Jeffy accidentally hits a ball that shatters Goodman's windshield. The father concocts a plan to feign sleep to avoid responsibility, while Jeffy is left to handle the situation. Goodman arrives, suspecting them, but the father denies involvement, even suggesting they were framed. The situation escalates when Goodman finds evidence implicating Jeffy, leading to a comedic and tense standoff.

05:02

🤨 Paralyzed Goodman and the Reluctant Caretaker

Following the baseball incident, Goodman pretends to be paralyzed to inconvenience Mario, who he holds responsible for the windshield damage. Mario is coerced into becoming Goodman's caretaker, dealing with various uncomfortable tasks including changing diapers and preparing meals. The situation becomes farcical as Mario struggles with the responsibilities, leading to a series of mishaps and Goodman's increasing frustration with Mario's incompetence.

10:03

😤 Goodman's Revenge and Mario's Reluctant Freedom

In a twist, Goodman reveals that he was only pretending to be paralyzed as a form of revenge against Mario for the earlier inconvenience. He initially planned to make Mario his servant for two weeks but could not continue the ruse due to Mario's bungling attempts at care. Goodman leaves, warning Mario that he will return for the house payment, bringing the scenario to a temporary close while leaving the audience anticipating the next encounter.

Mindmap

Keywords

💡Baseball

Baseball is a bat-and-ball game played between two opposing teams who take turns batting and fielding. In the script, it is the object that Jeffy is supposed to hit with a bat but instead uses it to accidentally hit Mr. Goodman's windshield, leading to a series of comedic events.

💡Windshield

A windshield is the front window of a motor vehicle, designed to provide visibility for the driver and protection from the elements. In the video, the windshield is cracked by the baseball hit by Jeffy, which sets off a chain of events involving Mr. Goodman.

💡Paralysis

Paralysis is the loss or impairment of motor function in a part of the body due to damage to the nervous system. In the script, Mr. Goodman pretends to be paralyzed from the neck down as a ruse to get Mario to take care of him, which adds to the comedic tension.

💡Diaper

A diaper is an absorbent garment worn by infants or those who are incapacitated, designed to contain waste. In the video, Mr. Goodman, while pretending to be paralyzed, has Mario change his diaper, which is part of the humorous situation.

💡Amnesia

Amnesia is a condition characterized by the loss of memory, which can be due to various causes such as brain injury. In the script, Mr. Goodman feigns amnesia after being 'hit' with a baseball bat, as part of his act to manipulate Mario.

💡Filet Mignon

Filet Mignon is a cut of beef steak from the tenderloin, known for its tenderness and flavor. In the video, Mr. Goodman requests a luxurious meal of filet mignon with specific accompaniments, which Mario fails to prepare correctly, leading to further comedic mishaps.

💡Caviar

Caviar is a luxury food product made from the eggs of sturgeon or other large fish, typically served with blinis or toast points. In the script, Mr. Goodman asks for caviar as part of his meal, but Mario provides a less extravagant version, adding to the humor.

💡Servant

A servant is a person who performs duties for others, often in a domestic setting. In the video, Mr. Goodman tricks Mario into becoming his servant for a period, as a form of payback for the cracked windshield.

💡Lamborghini

A Lamborghini is a high-end luxury sports car known for its speed and sleek design. In the script, Mr. Goodman threatens to drive Mario's Lamborghini as part of his revenge plot, symbolizing a high-value possession at risk.

💡Karma

Karma is a concept in Hinduism, Buddhism, and Jainism that refers to the spiritual principle of cause and effect, where intent and actions of an individual influence the future of that individual. In the video, Mario accuses Mr. Goodman of deserving his paralysis due to his mean and greedy nature, suggesting a karmic retribution.

💡Squash

Squash is a type of vegetable that comes in many varieties and can be used in various culinary dishes. In the script, there is a humorous misunderstanding where Jeffy confuses a squash for something else, adding to the comedic dialogue.

Highlights

Jeffy is instructed to hit a baseball but accidentally hits himself with the bat instead.

Jeffy's father expresses frustration with Jeffy's inability to play baseball properly.

A baseball thrown by Jeffy hits Goodman's windshield, causing it to crack.

Goodman arrives to confront about the cracked windshield, suspecting Jeffy and his father.

Jeffy's father denies responsibility and suggests they are being framed by the neighbor.

Goodman pretends to be paralyzed to make Jeffy's father his servant as a form of revenge.

Jeffy's father is tasked with taking care of Goodman, including changing diapers and providing food.

Goodman requests an extravagant meal, including filet mignon and caviar, which Jeffy's father struggles to fulfill.

Jeffy's father serves Goodman a disastrous dinner, including a hockey puck and plastic-wrapped cheese.

Goodman fakes paralysis to test Jeffy's father's caregiving abilities.

Jeffy's father is overwhelmed by the caregiving responsibilities and expresses his frustration.

Jeffy's father is accused of being the meanest person and deserving of his fake paralysis.

Goodman reveals he was faking paralysis the whole time as a prank and a form of payback.

Jeffy's father is relieved but still has to face the consequences of his actions, including the house payment.

The transcript ends with Goodman leaving and Jeffy's father reflecting on the ordeal.

Transcripts

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all right jeffy i'm gonna throw the

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baseball and you're gonna hit it okay

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jeffy stop hitting yourself with the bat

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jeffy stop it all right jeffy i'm gonna

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throw the ball and you're gonna hit it

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okay

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[ __ ] why would you throw that ball on

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me jeffy you're supposed to hit it [ __ ]

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you jeffy look when you play baseball

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you throw a ball and you hit it with the

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bat okay so look hit this ball with the

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bat when i throw it okay

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[Music]

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i can't wait to get mario's house

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payment he's late

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jeffy run inside put inside right inside

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you've got to be [ __ ] kidding me

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what the [ __ ]

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why are we running shine dang i hit the

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ball i know you hit the ball jeffy but

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it hit goodman's windshield and it

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cracked it and now he's gonna come here

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to kill us okay what are we gonna do we

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gotta think we're gonna think fast uh

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okay i'm gonna lie i'm gonna say it

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wasn't us uh jeffy i need to go upstairs

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and pretend to be asleep well i'm not

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to be asleep dammit fine you can say

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please next time [ __ ]

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okay okay here in a second huh i'm

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getting ready to get ready huh hello

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is this your [ __ ] baseball

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uh no no why would that be my baseball

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no i don't even own a baseball why would

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you even ask me if that's my basebot

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that's weird well the weirdest thing

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happened mario i was in your

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neighborhood coming to your house to get

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your house payment and i looked up to

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check the weather and i was like holy

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[ __ ] the weatherman lied to me he said

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it was supposed to be sunny but it

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wasn't it was cloudy with a chance of

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[ __ ] baseball

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and this baseball landed and cracked my

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windshield [ __ ] me right

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it cracked your windshield oh yeah oh my

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i'm so sorry that i don't know who would

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do that must be with some hoodlum kids

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or something doing that i don't know

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well are you sure it wasn't you and your

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son

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my son jeffy jeffy would never do that

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jeffy doesn't even own a baseball oh

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that's really [ __ ] weird because it

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says jeffy's favorite ball on it

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that that that is weird

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why why does it say you know what i i

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think we're framed i think the neighbor

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is trying to frame us and they wrote

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that on the baseball and then crack the

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windshield framed yeah frame well frame

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a picture of my stretched out ass mario

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uh well it wasn't it wasn't us i promise

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i i swear you you can even ask my son

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but he he's sleeping

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well i'm gonna wake him up i'm waking

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him up i'm gonna ask him jumping wake up

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all right goodman you want to see my son

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jeffy well look here he is

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sleeping

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with his baseball bat does that say

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jeffy's favorite bat

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yeah

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and this says jeffy's favorite ball

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oh come on don't you think these two

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items are related mario no no no no i

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think it's a coincidence you know i

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think we're being framed still by the

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neighbor well damn the trail's gone cold

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how am i gonna solve this case of whose

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[ __ ] ball this is well it's not ours

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it's it's not ours you don't think jeffy

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used his favorite bat to hit his

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favorite ball which hit my favorite

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windshield

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what

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jimmy why would you do that

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you talking about it oh my god you

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talking about jimmy oh my god i gotta

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call the doctor i had to call the doctor

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hey you called the doctor yeah thanks

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for coming see my friend here is knocked

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unconscious and i want to know if he's

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dead or not all right i'll take a look

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[Music]

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yeah well he's dead oh no he's shampoos

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and conditions his hair is really soft

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but is he dead or not um no no he does

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have a really big bump on his head

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though what happened to him oh well uh

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he bumped his head from uh

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jumping on the bed yeah jumping on the

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bed

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no i said no more monkeys jumping on the

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bed i was very clear about that i know

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but he couldn't help himself you know

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he's alive

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where am i

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what's my name

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who who who are you guys he he can't

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remember anything i guess he has amnesia

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from the bump on his head amnesia uh

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your name is mr goodman mr goodman yeah

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and the reason you were here is because

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uh you're gonna give each of us a couple

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million dollars yep a couple million

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yeah yeah yeah millions of dollars yep a

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couple million dollars yeah each yeah

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you said you're gonna give it to us like

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right now nice try [ __ ] i remember

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everything you hit me in the head with a

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baseball bat no i i didn't hit you in

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head in the head with a baseball bat

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that was jeffy i did not do that no it

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was an accident it was a complete

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accident

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why can't i feel my legs why can't i

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move my arms

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i can't move any of my muscles in my

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body wait what i can't move why can't he

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move doctor i guess getting hit on the

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head caused him to be paralyzed from the

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neck down wait are you just joking with

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us i'm not joking mario i can't move a

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muscle you you can't move no that's not

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good so can you fix it no there's no fix

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for paralysis well you can't you don't

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have like medicine or something no

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there's no medicine for this kind of

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thing okay so what do we do well

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somebody has to take care of them or

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take care of him uh yeah and because you

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caused this it has to be you me yeah you

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that's right mario you get over here and

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you wipe my ass

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i'm not i'm not doing that no you're a

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doctor why don't you do it you deal with

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gross stuff all the time i'm not a

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doctor do you see this shirt i got this

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at a halloween store

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mario my ass needs wiping

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but you come on you you can move look

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look you can

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you can you can move

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oh come on

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nope

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oh come on you're not really paralyzed

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like your leg is it's it's

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i'm like a spaghetti noodle mario

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oh okay fine i'll wipe you but i did you

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even have an accident yep wet and floppy

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spaghetti noodle

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all right goodman i put a diaper on you

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in case you have another accident oh it

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wasn't an accident mario

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oh well in case you poop again uh just

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say uh i made it messy so i'll know when

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you poop okay hey mario what i just took

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a [ __ ] right in my diaper

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right in your diaper oh yeah a big

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rhinoceros [ __ ]

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okay well anyway is there anything you

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need is there anything i can get you

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yeah my diaper changed but i just put

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one on you you can't just i mean you

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can't even feel it right so why don't

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you just sit there in it you know

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rhinoceros [ __ ]

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fine i'll i'll change it

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okay goodman i just changed your diaper

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is there anything else you need yeah i'm

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actually really hungry mario okay you're

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hungry oh what do you want a filet

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mignon a filet mignon you mean like the

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steak yeah medium rare peppercorn with

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blue cheese crumbles and a side of

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caviar caviar where am i gonna find

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cabbage i don't know where to get that i

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don't know mario but you better find it

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because i'm paralyzed because of you

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okay fine i'll find a way to get it is

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there anything else you want yeah one

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more thing mario can you hear me the

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remote control what hand you the remote

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it's right here i'm paralyzed mario oh

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yeah i forgot oh okay so how we're going

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to do this where do you want it just put

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it in my mouth oh that's what she said

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wow

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wow mario just wow a grown man is on

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your couch in a diaper

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because you paralyzed him and at this

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horrific moment of my life you're gonna

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sit there and make a that's what she

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said joke wow i'm appalled i'm appalled

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that you would make that sort of joke

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mario oh i'm sorry i i didn't know it

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was gonna hurt that bad that's what she

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said

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oh here

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okay goodman steak is almost done hey

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daddy look at my peep pink chip check

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it's not a peepee that's a squash i want

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a squash it's a vegetable jeffy oh like

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the guy upstairs no jeffy it's a

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vegetable just put put it back put it

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wherever you found it okay do you want

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me to squash it no it's called a squash

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i don't want you to squash it i'm

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working on a steak jeffy just don't

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don't bother me okay guy okay i think i

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think it's almost done you want it

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medium rare squash

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don't squash it get out of here with

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that get out of here with that

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don't get a little steak

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it's done anyway

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all right goodman i got your dinner

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right here i got your filet mignon

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medium rare with peppercorns i got your

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caviar and i didn't have any blue cheese

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so i got you american cheese oh i didn't

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know we were playing hockey mario what

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hockey yeah that damn hockey puck on my

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plate covered in rolling polies oh no

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that's your filet mignon it's medium

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rare i'll hold my ass and what about

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this cat throw up oh no that's your

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caviar oh sure and there's still plastic

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on the cheese i didn't ask for

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oh plastic oh yeah i'll take it off

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right now no i'm not gonna eat that

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mario what you want you want to know

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what i want you to do what i want you to

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take this butter knife down here and

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just castrate me because i would enjoy

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that a lot more than eating this dinner

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go ahead i'm ready for my neuter oh okay

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what do you want me to do goodman you

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want me to recook everything i can

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recook everything no mario i've

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completely lost my appetite but i'm

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beginning to work up as [ __ ] so change

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me

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change you again yes change me

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all right jeffy we're gonna give mr

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goodman a bath but he's paralyzed from

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the neck down so he can't keep his head

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up so i need you to keep his head up so

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he doesn't drown okay okay guy all right

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uh keep his head up don't let go of it

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i'm gonna get a shampoo okay

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all right i got the shampoo oh my god

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hey guys look i find a pumpkin with a

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pee pee on it that's not a pumpkin that

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doesn't squash no danny the pee pee back

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there was a squash there's a pumpkin

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when i'm pee pee jeffy that's a squash

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give us a good on the bathtub he's

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driving i don't know how to swim daddy

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save him jeffy oh yeah

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goodman i'm so sorry my son almost let

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you drown mario you are the worst

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caretaker i've ever seen well don't say

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that i'm trying i really am trying well

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you're not trying hard enough well yeah

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i am i cooked you dinner i gave you a

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bath i've changed your diaper like 5 000

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times mario a deaf-blind dumb person can

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do a better job than you're doing you

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know goodman you're the meanest person

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ever you know what you deserve to be

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paralyzed from the neck down because

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you're mean and you're greedy and this

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is karma for everything you've ever done

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to anybody else in the world you take

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that back right now mario no no you

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deserve all this to happen to you

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goodman you really do deserve it and you

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know what i don't have to make a house

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payment this month i don't have to make

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a house payment ever again because

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you're paralyzed so you can't make me

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yeah you still have to pay your house

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payment mario no i don't and like you

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know what i'm gonna go drive your

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lamborghini because you're paralyzing

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the neck down so you can't stop me

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that's it i've had enough of this stop

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no no stop right there mario you're not

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taking my lamborghini how are you moving

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it's a big [ __ ] miracle mario i was

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faking it the whole time faking it yeah

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cause you inconvenienced me by breaking

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my windshield so i was gonna

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inconvenience you by making you my

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servant for two weeks but two weeks yep

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two [ __ ] weeks mario but i couldn't

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keep that [ __ ] going because you were

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just screwing everything up

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so you were just faking it yep you gave

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me cat throw up a hockey puck for steak

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and what the what the hell that said

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cheese that was plastic cheese

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so you were literally just faking all

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that just just make me your servant yep

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but i couldn't keep it going anymore

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mario i held my breath for five damn

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minutes underneath that bathtub while

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your kid played with a pumpkin

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so mario

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i'll be back tomorrow for your house

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payment

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have a good night

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[Music]

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