SML Movie: Zombie Jeffy!

SML
28 Oct 202016:11

Summary

TLDRIn this humorous script, a child named Jeffy adamantly refuses to eat green beans, leading to a series of absurd events. His father tries various tactics to get him to eat, including a milkshake bribe and even a 'green bean milkshake' concocted by a character named Mario. When Jeffy pretends to choke and later appears as a zombie, it's revealed to be a prank to teach his father a lesson about forcing him to eat vegetables. The script ends with a lesson learned and a promise for healthier eating habits, all wrapped in a comedic twist.

Takeaways

  • 😡 Jeffy is strongly against eating green beans and threatens to unleash his anger if forced to eat them.
  • 🤔 Jeffy's father tries to convince him to eat green beans by explaining their health benefits, but Jeffy remains resistant.
  • 🥤 Jeffy negotiates a deal with his father, demanding a milkshake in exchange for eating the green beans.
  • 🤯 Mario, Jeffy's father, concocts a plan to make a 'green bean milkshake' to trick Jeffy into eating the vegetables.
  • 😱 Jeffy discovers the trick and reacts strongly, leading to a humorous situation where he pretends to choke on the milkshake.
  • 😂 The family plays along with Jeffy's act, with Mario even pretending to be a doctor to examine the 'choke' situation.
  • 🧟‍♂️ In a twist, Jeffy reappears as a zombie, supposedly back from the dead to teach his father a lesson about forcing him to eat green beans.
  • 🧠 The doctor suggests feeding brains to the zombie Jeffy, leading to a bizarre scene where brains are presented as food.
  • 🤓 Jeffy's father decides to taste the brains himself in an attempt to find a solution to turn Jeffy back into a human.
  • 😤 The 'zombie' Jeffy communicates that he wants his father to experience the discomfort he feels when eating green beans, leading to a porta potty scene.
  • 🙌 In the end, Jeffy's father realizes the error of his ways and promises to provide a more balanced diet, not just focusing on green beans.

Q & A

  • What is the main conflict in the script?

    -The main conflict in the script revolves around Jeffy's refusal to eat green beans and the extreme measures his family takes to get him to eat them, which leads to a series of absurd and humorous events.

  • Why does Jeffy threaten to unleash a rage if he is fed green beans again?

    -Jeffy is extremely averse to eating green beans and uses the threat of rage to express his strong dislike and to try to avoid being fed them.

  • What is the significance of the 'worst word' Jeffy mentions?

    -The 'worst word' Jeffy mentions is a humorous way to emphasize his determination and the extremity of his feelings about eating green beans. It also adds to the comedic tone of the script.

  • Why does Mario suggest making a green bean milkshake?

    -Mario suggests making a green bean milkshake as a way to deceive Jeffy into eating his green beans by disguising them in a form that Jeffy would find more appealing.

  • What is the turning point in the script where Jeffy appears to be in danger?

    -The turning point is when Jeffy is fed green beans using a Nerf gun, leading to him 'choking' and appearing to be in danger, which escalates the situation to a more serious, albeit still comedic, level.

  • Why does the doctor refuse to perform CPR on Jeffy?

    -The doctor, in a humorous twist, refuses to perform CPR on Jeffy because he has a rule of only treating individuals 18 and up, which is a playful way to introduce another obstacle in the script.

  • What is the moral lesson that Jeffy's father learns by the end of the script?

    -Jeffy's father learns that he should not force Jeffy to eat green beans and that he should instead provide a variety of nutritious foods from the food pyramid to ensure a balanced diet.

  • How does the script use the concept of a 'zombie' to convey a message?

    -The script humorously uses the concept of a 'zombie' to show the extreme discomfort and aversion Jeffy feels towards eating green beans, and it serves as a metaphor for the consequences of forcing someone to do something they dislike.

  • What is the role of the 'porta potty' in the script?

    -The 'porta potty' is used as a form of punishment and a way to make Jeffy's father understand the repulsion Jeffy feels towards green beans by forcing him to experience something equally unpleasant.

  • How does the script use humor to address the issue of forcing someone to eat something they dislike?

    -The script uses exaggerated scenarios, such as a green bean milkshake and a Nerf gun incident, to humorously highlight the absurdity of forcing someone to eat something they dislike, and it drives home the message through a playful and entertaining narrative.

  • What is the revelation at the end of the script regarding Jeffy's condition?

    -The revelation is that Jeffy's 'zombie' state and the entire ordeal were part of a scheme by Jeffy and his family to teach his father a lesson about not forcing him to eat green beans, and that the gruesome effects were all done with makeup.

Outlines

00:00

😡 Jeffy's Dislike for Green Beans

In the first paragraph, Jeffy vehemently refuses to eat green beans, threatening to unleash his anger if forced to do so. His parents attempt to convince him by explaining the health benefits of vegetables, but Jeffy remains defiant. His father, trying to coax him, offers a milkshake, which Jeffy agrees to only after finishing his green beans. However, Jeffy insists on having the milkshake before even attempting the beans. The father, along with Mario, concocts a plan to blend green beans into a milkshake, hoping Jeffy won't notice. Jeffy eventually consumes the concoction, but not before realizing the trick and expressing his displeasure.

05:00

😱 Jeffy's Choking Incident and 'Death'

The second paragraph unfolds with a dramatic turn when Jeffy's father uses a Nerf gun to shoot green beans down Jeffy's throat, causing him to choke. Despite the father's insistence that Jeffy is only pretending, a doctor is called, and it's revealed that Jeffy has 'choked to death.' The father is left to grapple with the consequences of his actions, and they discuss the impossibility of bringing Jeffy back to life. The scene ends with the father and Mario burying Jeffy in the backyard, reflecting on the incident and its impact.

10:03

🧟‍♂️ Jeffy's Return as a Zombie

In a bizarre twist, the third paragraph sees Jeffy return as a zombie, causing confusion and fear. The father and Mario call a doctor, who confirms that Jeffy is indeed a zombie and suggests feeding him brains. The doctor himself has a peculiar habit of eating brains while driving. Jeffy's parents find a plate of brains in the doctor's car and decide to feed them to Jeffy. The father even tries eating a brain himself in hopes of finding a solution to reverse Jeffy's condition. Eventually, it's revealed that Jeffy's return as a zombie is a lesson for his father, who is told that Jeffy wants him to stick his head in a port-a-potty for 10 minutes as payback for forcing him to eat green beans.

15:06

😤 The Revelation and Resolution

The final paragraph brings the story to a head when it's revealed that Jeffy's ordeal was all an act, orchestrated to teach his father a lesson about forcing him to eat green beans. The father, having experienced the discomfort of the porta potty, acknowledges the inappropriateness of his actions and promises to provide Jeffy with a more balanced diet. The scene concludes with a humorous note as Jeffy asks for a reward for the successful prank, and they decide to get Jeffy's arm sewn back on, implying that the arm amputation was also part of the ruse.

Mindmap

Keywords

💡Green Beans

Green beans are a type of vegetable that are nutritious and commonly included in a healthy diet. In the video's theme, they symbolize the healthy food that the character Jeffy is being encouraged to eat. The script repeatedly emphasizes the importance of consuming green beans, as seen in lines like 'Jeffy eat your green beans' and 'Jeffy's eating some green beans,' which highlights the central conflict around nutrition and parental guidance.

💡Rage

Rage is a term used to describe intense anger. In the context of the video, Jeffy threatens to 'unleash a rage' if he is fed green beans again, indicating his strong aversion to them. This keyword is used to dramatize Jeffy's reaction to the food and to add a humorous, exaggerated element to his refusal to eat.

💡Port-a-Potty

A port-a-potty refers to a portable toilet, often used at construction sites or events. In the video, it is mentioned as a punishment or challenge, suggesting that Jeffy should 'stick your head in a port-a-potty for 10 minutes.' This is a humorous and exaggerated way to express the distaste for green beans and to create a comedic scenario.

💡Milkshake

A milkshake is a sweet, cold beverage made from milk, ice cream, and flavorings or sweeteners such as fruit syrup. In the video, a milkshake is used as a bribe to get Jeffy to eat his green beans. The script mentions 'make me a milkshake' and later 'I'll get you a milkshake after you finish your green beans,' showing the negotiation and compromise between Jeffy and his father.

💡Nutrition

Nutrition refers to the process of providing or obtaining the necessary nutrients for health and growth. The video script touches on the importance of a balanced diet, as indicated by the line 'feed him nutritional foods and with protein and other types of stuff from the food pyramid.' This keyword is central to the video's message about the importance of not just forcing a disliked food but ensuring a varied and healthy diet.

💡Zombie

A zombie is a fictional creature often depicted as a reanimated corpse or a person in a trance-like state. In the video, Jeffy is humorously portrayed as a zombie after an incident involving green beans. The script uses the zombie concept to create a dramatic and funny twist, with lines like 'Jeffy is a zombie' and 'Jeffy came back from the dead,' which serve to teach a lesson about nutrition and respect for personal preferences.

💡Doctor

In the script, the term 'doctor' is used in a comedic role where a character plays a doctor to diagnose the condition of the 'zombie' Jeffy. The doctor character is part of the humorous narrative, with lines such as 'hold on, I'm the doctor here' and 'well the good news is he's not choking,' which adds to the absurdity and humor of the situation.

💡Nerf Gun

A Nerf gun is a toy gun that shoots foam darts or balls. In the video, a Nerf gun is used in a creative and dangerous way to force-feed Jeffy green beans, as indicated by 'I took this Nerf gun and I put green beads in it.' This keyword is part of the plot that leads to the humorous and exaggerated consequences of Jeffy's refusal to eat green beans.

💡Play-Doh

Play-Doh is a modeling compound used for arts and crafts, known for its vibrant colors and malleable texture. In the script, there's a humorous mention of 'make another Jeffy' out of Play-Doh, which is a playful reference to the idea of creating a replacement for Jeffy. This keyword adds to the lighthearted and imaginative tone of the video.

💡Food Pyramid

The food pyramid is a diagram representing the different food groups and the relative proportions in which they should be consumed for a balanced diet. In the video, the food pyramid is mentioned to emphasize the importance of a varied diet, as seen in the line 'other types of stuff from the food pyramid.' This keyword is used to reinforce the message about the importance of eating a wide range of foods for good health.

Highlights

Jeffy's refusal to eat green beans and his threat to unleash his rage.

The humorous exchange about Jeffy's reluctance to eat vegetables and the justifications given by his parents.

Jeffy's creative bargaining to avoid eating green beans by suggesting a milkshake.

Mario's idea to make a 'green bean milkshake' as a compromise, which is met with disgust.

Jeffy's clever trick to avoid eating the green beans by pretending to wash his parents with his eyes.

The comedic misunderstanding when Jeffy believes his parents have blended green beans into a milkshake.

Jeffy's over-the-top reaction to the taste of the supposed 'gravy milkshake'.

The dramatic escalation when Jeffy is forced to eat more green beans, leading to a humorous standoff.

Mario's creative approach to feeding Jeffy green beans using a Nerf gun, resulting in a choking incident.

The absurd scenario where Jeffy appears to be dead, leading to a mock CPR attempt and a doctor's consultation.

The twist when Jeffy, as a zombie, returns home, causing confusion and fear among the characters.

The doctor's visit to examine the 'zombie' Jeffy, revealing his brain is exposed and his condition is grave.

The bizarre solution to feed Jeffy brains from the doctor's car, which he claims to have for snacking.

The revelation that Jeffy's zombie state was a ruse to teach his father a lesson about forcing him to eat green beans.

The resolution where the father learns his lesson and promises to feed Jeffy a variety of nutritious foods.

The comedic payback where the father is made to experience the disgust Jeffy feels when eating green beans.

The final twist revealing that Jeffy's arm was not really amputated and the entire zombie scenario was a prank.

Transcripts

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jeffy are you ready for dinner mommy i

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swear if you guys try to feed me green

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binge again

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i will unleash a rage unlike anything

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you've ever seen before i will say the

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worst word

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i can possibly think of in that moment

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oh jeffy all right jeffy here's your

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dinner green beans

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woodpecker jack fade jeffy that's not a

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bad word

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well the second word is the second word

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means

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baby well jeffy don't say that well the

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youtube robot didn't hear me say it

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and it does mean jeffy just eat your

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green beans

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i don't have to ah you do have to i know

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you're not jeffy eat your green beans

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why

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because they're good for you why because

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they're green why

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because they're a vegetable why because

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i don't know jeffy oh i got you daddy

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i have to eat it jeffy what can i do to

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make you eat your green beans um

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stick your head in a port-a-potty for 10

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minutes jeffy what's something realistic

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i can do

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stick your hand in the porter potty for

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10 minutes no jeffy what's something not

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gross i can do

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make me a milkshake you're not drinking

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a milkshake jeffy that's unhealthy says

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the fat guy

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jeffy there is no fat shaming in this

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house

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just because mario's speck what what

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jeffy look just eat your green beans

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okay i'll get you a milkshake after you

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finish your green beans

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daddy this is not my first rodeo i'm not

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even taking these green beans in my

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mouth until there's a milkshake sitting

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right here so

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tooth that bottom all right jeffy you

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want a milkshake i'll get you a

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milkshake

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good yeah oh yeah mario what are you

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doing

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making jeffy a green bean milkshake

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mario that's disgusting

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no it's healthy he's not gonna know he's

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gonna think it's a milkshake okay

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mario that's not gonna work it's gonna

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work trust me baby let me just

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add the milk oh yeah

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that's looking like a milkshake uh-huh

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oh that's so

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gross mario just trust me baby he's not

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gonna notice it

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now watch this milk shake-a-roni

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uh-huh no mario it looks delicious

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you can't beat that oh he's not gonna

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know

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okay no one's gonna know all right no

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one's gonna know

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all right jeffy here's your jeffy

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beans that means you don't get your

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milkshake well good

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because i literally just washed you guys

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with my own two eyes

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put cans of green beans in the blender

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and blend it up

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and try to pass it off as your milkshake

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jeffy what are you talking about we

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didn't do that

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you guys were literally five feet from

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me you were standing right there

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it's true mario he saw us

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jimmy drink your gravy milkshake right

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now okay daddy

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let me just take a [ __ ] oh it's so

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good mmm yummy oh what oh

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jeffy you know what you're gonna eat

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your greens i'm gonna give you five more

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cans of green beans

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danny you'll never get a green bean down

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my throat

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mario why don't we try feeding him

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something else

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never never jedi this makes war

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oh he's gonna get some green beans he's

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gonna eat some green beans tonight

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[Music]

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jeffy's eating some green beans

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i sure showed my daddy i'm never eating

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green beans ever

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ever again hey jeffy who's that

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your worst nightmare danny why are you

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selling them

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you should ate your green beans when you

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had the chance no more mr nice guy

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and why are you wearing those goofy

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glasses you're gonna regret not eating

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your green beans

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well i'm not eating them so i don't know

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what you want me to say

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do me a favor say uh

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you missed ha ha i don't miss twice

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huh okay maybe i missed twice but i

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won't miss a third time

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third time's a charm

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jeffy you chose the hard way when you

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shared shows the easy way

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mario how's it going i just fed jeffy a

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mouth full of green beans

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oh god did he like him set him right to

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sleep

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mario jeffy's not breathing but he's not

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oh he's just playing around he just acts

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like that because it tastes so bad

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well how did you feed it to him shot at

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donna's throat with this nerf gun mario

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he's

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choking well he's not choking he looks

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nothing like the atlanta falcons mario

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mario

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like he's dying well i'm not gonna lick

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his butt mario we need to call the

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doctor right now so we can see

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jeffy jeffy come

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[Applause]

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hold on let me finish my line first

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hey there somebody call a doctor doctor

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my son is choking

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hold on hold on i'm the doctor here no

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one's choking unless i say they're

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choking let's take a look

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um yeah well the good news is he's not

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choking

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really yeah the bad news is he already

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choked he already choked

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give him cpr hold on how old is he

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16. ooh yeah sorry no can do 18 and up

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that's my rule

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you're not dating him no you don't

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know you know it starts with the kiss

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and then maybe you go out to dinner and

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one thing leads to another

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so i just want to play it safe 18 or not

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you know call me in two years we'll see

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what happens oh

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there's nothing you could do like what's

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wrong with him i mean he's dead man

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[Applause]

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it's like i come out of the operating

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room they're like how is he and it's

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like

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can i just text it to you because i

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don't really want to say it out loud

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i'm sorry what he shut up

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okay should i be getting my cop uniform

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oh no no no no no no no

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this is what happens look i took this

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nerf gun and i put green beads in it

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because jeffy wouldn't eat his green

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beans and i shot him down his throat and

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then he choked

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i don't this isn't really looking too

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good for you

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it was an accident

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could you keep it down we're trying to

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have a conversation could you just take

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that to another level

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my god you have to live with that jesus

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i was i was gonna arrest you but that's

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punishment enough you're going to be

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deaf

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well so so jeffy's really dead yeah he's

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dead

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like he's gone forever he's like there's

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no bringing him back yeah that's what

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dead means

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there's nothing you can do to bring

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jeffy back i mean you could try burying

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him in the pet cemetery

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what's that well it's a movie i saw one

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time it's like these people they bury

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their pets in like the cemetery and the

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pets come back to life

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is that real no man it's a movie oh

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why would you tell me about that i just

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thought it was cool i don't know

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so you can't bring jeffy back to life no

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sorry

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i can help you bury him though you can

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help me bury you yeah i'll go get my

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shovel and i guess we could just bury

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him in the backyard like a like a pet

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hamster or something

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oh come on oh jeffy i'm so sorry

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all right he's buried oh poor jeffy

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it's a good thing you had a spare piece

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of wood we could call ripping through

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though oh i miss

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him so much it's all my fault oh yeah

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some advice

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if you ever sell your house uh let the

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people who live here after you know that

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your son's buried in the backyard you

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don't want them getting a nasty surprise

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when they try to put a pool in

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okay i'll remember that

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jeffy's gone forever oh we have to

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remember him by is this helmet

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oh baby i'm so sorry but we can always

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make another one

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what do you mean mario we can always

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make another jeffy

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but jeffy ate all the play doh

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i didn't mean make him out of play-doh

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then what did you mean mario

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just forget it look just after a while

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it'll be like jeffy never existed

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you did this it was an accident i was

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just trying to feed him with vegetables

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and it cost him his life

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look if i could bring jeffy back i would

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you know i would i didn't mean for that

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i didn't even

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choke you know i didn't know what was

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gonna happen i thought he was gonna eat

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his vegetables

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maybe if i could bring jeffy back i

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would but that'll never happen

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he's gone forever is that my phone

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jeffy's calling should jeffy answer it

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mario

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this better not be some type of prank oh

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hello

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[Music]

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oh hello

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[Music]

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oh you got you got the wrong number

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bye was it jeffy mario well

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i mean he's dead so no it's not him

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someone has his phone is messing with us

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so we had to disconnect that number

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[Music]

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who's at the door i don't know mario

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look

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thing mario we need to open the door

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well what makes you think we have to do

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that

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what if it's jimmy it's not jack i don't

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i don't know what that thing is

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mario i'm opening the door what do you

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think

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it's like he's a zombie

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what's he doing

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[Music]

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yeah that's jeffy that's definitely

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jeffy oh

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okay so let's call it doctor and see if

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he can be saved so

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maybe he has some life in him and he's

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just really sick you know

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but let's call it doctor come on jeffy

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come on come on hey there somebody call

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a doctor

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yes doctor my son is a zombie is this

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is a zombie mario i don't want to stand

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by him i'm afraid he's going to eat me

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all right jeffy look get away from

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rosalina come closer to me

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come closer to me

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you touched me

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i don't know what happened i don't know

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like he just showed up at our front door

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breathing like that and acting all scary

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like maybe he's still alive maybe he

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needs medical attention well i guess i

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could give him like a like an

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examination or something

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i mean clearly his arm is missing and

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that eye looks like it's gone bad

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wait jeffy show us the top of your head

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oh yeah his brain's sticking out that's

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not good was it like that already

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i don't know he always wore a helmet so

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i don't know if his brain was taken out

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oh well i do like those sweet designer

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jeans he's wearing

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hey hey you get those that abba zombie

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and fitch

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you get it like like abercrombie and

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fish is the clothing store but

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but he's a zombie you know so like he'd

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chop and have a zombie in a fetch

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yeah yeah you get like a zombie and fish

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because it's you know it's like a pun

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you know okay is there anything you can

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do about our son biggest zombie like can

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you bring him back to life

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well i don't know about that but i do

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know zombies eat brains and we should

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probably get him some brains before he

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gets hungry yeah

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we don't want him to eat our brains oh i

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just remembered i have a whole bunch of

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brains in my car i'll be right back oh

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okay

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[Music]

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these brains look delicious why do you

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have a plate full of brains in your car

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what you don't like to get a little road

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brain i like to munch on these while i'm

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driving

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you eat brains well yeah when you eat

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somebody's brain you learn everything

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they know like let me check this guy out

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oh okay okay did you know that when the

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queen ant dies all the other ants in the

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colony also die because they live off of

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the queen's poop

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that guy was an entomologist okay well

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we should maybe feed these brains to

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jeffy he's the one that's a zombie

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oh yeah sure here you go jeffy jeffy

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chew with your mouth closed all right

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so now that he's eating those brains

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what do we do can we turn jeffy back

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into a human

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i don't know oh i have an idea if i if i

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try

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tasting all these brains maybe one of

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them will know what to do okay

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okay let me try this one

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jeffy oh okay

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oh okay okay yeah i i think i know what

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to do what well you see

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jeffy came back from the dead because he

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wants to teach you a lesson

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now if only one of these brains spoke

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zombie

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yeah that was the one okay jeffy

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what's he saying

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uh-huh i see i see what do you want well

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you see what jeffy needs

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is he needs you to stick your head in a

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porta potty for 10 minutes

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what yeah that's what he wants

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is there anything else i can do well let

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me ask

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you no that's what he wants

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go do it okay i'll do it i'll i'm going

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to put a body okay there's a porta potty

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the powder he once told me oh hey donkey

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shrek you were in there yeah donkey i

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gave birth to a little crap baby out of

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my butthole

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eight pounds three ounces donkey i'm a

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proud mommy

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so it stings really bad in there oh yeah

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donkey i think the stench is starting to

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breach the doorway

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hurry up and get a whiff donkey one two

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three all right do it with me donkey

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oh god it smells so bad yeah donkey if

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you're gonna go in there i think you're

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gonna need a gas mask don't get

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oh okay

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[Laughter]

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oh god i did it i did it was so gross

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but i did it

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that was payback daddy for you making me

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in your green beans

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what we got you good mario wait you were

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a part of this

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i did the makeup makeup yeah daddy this

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is

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all makeup come on pretty girl and who

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do you think really amputated jeffy's

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arm so you could pull it off

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me so all you guys were in on this

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why mario you shouldn't force feed jeffy

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to eat green beans

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yeah daddy and whatever you experienced

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out in that porta potty

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is exactly what happens every time i

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have to eat green beans

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i guess you guys are right i shouldn't

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just force feed jeffy green beans

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i should actually feed him nutritional

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foods and with protein and

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other types of stuff from the food

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pyramid it shouldn't just be green beans

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i'm sorry jeffy for all these years of

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me trying to force feed you green beans

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i promise i'll be a better dad and feed

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you different foods

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pee pee that's what i'm talking about

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daddy

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all right jeffy where's my 20 bucks oh

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it's right here i don't know

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thank you all right jeffy come on let's

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go get your arm sewed back on

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