SML Movie: Jeffy's Lie Detector!

SML
22 May 202412:26

Summary

TLDRThe script presents a humorous and chaotic tale of a family dealing with a mischievous cat named Pumpkin. The story unfolds as the cat is found on the dinner table, leading to a series of comedic interactions involving the family members, including a father, his son Jeffy, and a character named Marvin. The father attempts to enforce a healthy diet for Jeffy, who is reluctant to eat green beans. The narrative takes a turn when Pumpkin escapes through an open door, causing panic and a frantic search. The family's search involves creating flyers and a run-in with the police due to the placement of the flyers on stop signs. The script also includes a subplot with a homemade lie detector, adding to the comedic elements. The story concludes with Pumpkin's return, brought back by a Lamborghini driver who demands a promised reward, and a final confrontation over unpaid house payments. The dialogue is filled with playful banter, absurd humor, and a touch of absurdity, making for an entertaining read.

Takeaways

  • 🐱 A cat named Pumpkin gets on the dinner table and causes a stir, leading to a discussion about pets and dinner etiquette.
  • 🍽️ The father tries to get his son Jeffy to eat green beans, which Jeffy dislikes, by adding raisins to make them more appealing.
  • 🧀 Jeffy uses humor and absurdity to avoid eating his vegetables, suggesting eating them by the toilet or trash can.
  • 🚫 The father sets boundaries for Jeffy, insisting he eat his green beans in his room and warning against hiding them.
  • 🕵️‍♂️ The family suspects Jeffy of leaving the front door open, which may have allowed Pumpkin to escape.
  • 🚪 A misunderstanding occurs when the father and son discuss the front door being left open, with Jeffy initially denying it.
  • 📢 The family prints out missing cat flyers to put around the neighborhood, leading to a series of comedic mishaps.
  • 🚦 The decision to put flyers on stop signs causes a car accident, highlighting the importance of responsible flyer placement.
  • 🔍 The use of a homemade lie detector, humorously referred to as a 'light detector' and a 'time machine', adds a layer of farce to the investigation.
  • 🤥 Jeffy eventually admits to leaving the door open and other misdeeds, including an incident where Pumpkin was covered in poop.
  • 🏠 The script ends with a neighbor returning Pumpkin, and a humorous threat from the neighbor about a reward that was promised but not given.

Q & A

  • Why does the father want the cat off the dinner table?

    -The father wants the cat off the dinner table because cats are not allowed there, likely to maintain cleanliness and avoid any potential contamination of the food.

  • What special ingredient did the father put in the green beans?

    -The father put raisins in the green beans to make them different and perhaps more appealing to Jeffy.

  • Why does Jeffy not want to eat his green beans?

    -Jeffy does not like green beans, and he is resistant to eating them even with the addition of raisins.

  • What is the significance of the front door being left open?

    -The front door being left open is significant because it allows the cat, Pumpkin, to escape, which leads to a search for the missing cat.

  • Why does Marvin think putting flyers on stop signs is a good idea?

    -Marvin believes that stop signs are a good place to put flyers because they are highly visible and will be noticed by many people passing by.

  • What is the purpose of the lie detector in the story?

    -The lie detector is used to determine if Jeffy is telling the truth about leaving the front door open and potentially other matters, such as the whereabouts of Pumpkin.

  • How does Jeffy react to the lie detector?

    -Jeffy initially tries to be humorous and evasive, but eventually admits to lying about not leaving the front door open.

  • Why does the father threaten to ground Jeffy?

    -The father threatens to ground Jeffy because he lied about leaving the front door open, which resulted in the cat escaping, and also because of Jeffy's inappropriate behavior.

  • What is the misunderstanding about the cat's color?

    -There is a misunderstanding about the cat's color because the flyers do not have a picture of Pumpkin, and the printer ran out of ink, leading to confusion about whether Pumpkin is gray or orange.

  • How does the story resolve with the return of Pumpkin?

    -The story resolves when Pumpkin is found and returned by someone who almost hit the cat with their car. The family is relieved, and the focus shifts to discussing a reward for the person who brought Pumpkin back.

  • What is the underlying theme of the story?

    -The underlying theme of the story is the importance of honesty and responsibility, as well as the value of family and pets, as seen through the characters' interactions and the resolution of the cat's disappearance.

Outlines

00:00

🐱 Cat Chaos at Dinner Time

In the first paragraph, the family is having dinner when the cat, Marvin, is found on the table. The father insists that cats are not allowed at the dinner table and instructs Jeffy to eat his green beans, which he dislikes. The father claims to have made them special with raisins. Jeffy humorously accuses his father of being under the influence and requests to eat by the toilet or trash can, both of which are denied. The father eventually allows Jeffy to eat in his room but plans to check on him. The family later discovers the front door is open and fears the cat has escaped, leading to a frantic search. Jeffy's reluctance to eat his green beans and the ensuing chaos with the missing cat create a humorous and chaotic atmosphere.

05:00

🔍 The Search for Pumpkin and the Lie Detector

The second paragraph continues with the family's attempt to find the missing cat, named Pumpkin. They create flyers to put around the neighborhood, but there's confusion about whether to include a picture or just the cat's name. The father uses a homemade lie detector, humorously referred to as a 'light detector' and a 'time machine' by different characters, to find out who left the front door open. It's revealed that Jeffy did it on purpose, leading to his punishment. The lie detector causes more humor when it malfunctions, suggesting that one character has a 'big wiener'. The paragraph ends with the characters still unsure of Pumpkin's whereabouts, despite the comedic interrogation.

10:01

🚗 The Return of Pumpkin and Unpaid House Payment

In the final paragraph, Pumpkin is found by a man who brings the cat back, expecting a reward as advertised on the flyer. The family is relieved but has no money for a reward, leading to a tense situation. The man who found Pumpkin reveals he almost hit the cat with his Lamborghini, showing his concern for his car over the cat. The paragraph also includes a subplot about unpaid house payments, with the father using the lie detector to falsely claim he has the payment, leading to threats from the landlord. The humor continues with absurd threats and the lie detector's continued malfunction, culminating in a chaotic and comedic conclusion.

Mindmap

Keywords

💡cat

The term 'cat' refers to a small domesticated carnivorous mammal, often kept as a pet. In the video's theme, the cat named Pumpkin is central to the plot, as it goes missing and the characters engage in a search to find it. The cat's disappearance and subsequent return serve as a catalyst for various interactions and conversations among the characters.

💡dinner table

A 'dinner table' is a piece of furniture used for eating meals. In the context of the video, the dinner table is mentioned as a place where the cat is not allowed, indicating a household rule and setting the stage for the cat's initial removal from the table, which could be seen as a metaphor for the disruption of normalcy in the household.

💡green beans

Green beans, or string beans, are a type of vegetable often served as part of a meal. In the script, green beans are a point of contention between the father and Jeffy, who dislikes them. The father's attempt to make them more appealing by adding raisins and Jeffy's reluctance to eat them reflect a common dynamic between parents and children regarding food preferences.

💡macaroni and cheese

Macaroni and cheese is a popular dish made from macaroni pasta and a cheese sauce. In the video, it is mentioned as a food that the father and Rose are eating, contrasting with Jeffy's green beans and raisins. This distinction highlights different meal options and possibly signifies different roles or stages within the family.

💡raisins

Raisins are dried grapes used as a snack or added to various foods. In the script, raisins are added to the green beans to make them more appealing, and they are also eaten with macaroni and cheese. The raisins serve as a plot device to show the father's attempt to encourage healthier eating habits and as a humorous element in the conversation.

💡lie detector

A lie detector, also known as a polygraph, is a device used to attempt to detect deception in individuals. In the video, a device called the 'truth teller 5000' is used to determine if Jeffy is lying about leaving the door open. The use of the lie detector adds a comedic and absurd element to the narrative, as it is portrayed as malfunctioning and inaccurate.

💡missing cat poster

A 'missing cat poster' is a notice typically displayed in public places to help locate a lost pet. In the video, Marvin prints out posters to help find the missing cat, Pumpkin. The posters become a point of discussion about their effectiveness and appropriateness, especially when placed on stop signs, leading to a subplot involving a car accident.

💡reward

A 'reward' is a payment or gift given in recognition of service or in exchange for something. In the script, the promise of a reward for returning the missing cat leads to a humorous situation where the person who finds the cat expects to be paid, but the owners do not have any money to give as a reward, reflecting a misunderstanding and a common trope in such situations.

💡house payment

A 'house payment' refers to the money paid for a home, typically as part of a mortgage. In the video, the landlord comes to collect the house payment, and it is revealed that Marvin does not have it, leading to a humorous threat and a display of the landlord's frustration with Marvin's consistent failure to pay on time.

💡pickled balls

The phrase 'pickled balls' is used metaphorically in the script as a humorous and absurd threat made by the landlord towards Marvin for not paying the house rent. It is an example of the video's use of over-the-top and dark humor to create comedic tension and resolution.

Highlights

Cat named Pumpkin is not allowed on the dinner table.

Jeffy dislikes green beans but is convinced to try them with raisins.

Marvin and Rose eat macaroni and cheese with raisins.

Jeffy's father suspects he might be under the influence of drugs.

Jeffy is not allowed to eat his green beans by the toilet or trash can.

Jeffy claims to have swallowed the fork along with his green beans.

The front door is found wide open, and Pumpkin the cat might have escaped.

Jeffy denies leaving the front door open, but is suspected of lying.

Marvin prints missing cat flyers without a picture of Pumpkin.

The flyers are placed on stop signs, causing a car accident.

A misunderstanding occurs about the cat's color due to printer ink issues.

Marvin's homemade lie detector, the 'truth teller 5000', is used to question Jeffy.

Jeffy admits to leaving the front door open on purpose.

Jeffy also confesses to wiping with Pumpkin, causing the cat to roll in the litter box.

Pumpkin is found by someone who almost hit the cat with their Lamborghini.

A dispute arises over the promised reward for finding Pumpkin.

Marvin's lie detector malfunctions, causing confusion about its accuracy.

The house payment issue is brought up, with Marvin struggling to make ends meet.

Transcripts

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a where's a good kitty baby get the cat

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off the dinner table but Marvin go on

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get get out of here cat go on get get

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off the dinner table no cats allowed on

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the dinner table baby Jeffy dinner's

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ready father what the heck you know I

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don't like green beans Jeffy I made them

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different I put something special in

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them what' you do get a hamster and take

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a poop in them no Jeffy those are

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raisins you're eating green beans and

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raisins and me and Rose are eating

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macaroni and cheese and raisins why

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don't I get macaroni and cheese and

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raisins because you're a growing boy

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Jeffy and you need to eat your green

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beans well father I just got one

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question for you who's your dealer what

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do you mean who's my dealer whoever you

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buy your drug from because you're so

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high I want to Puff on whatever you're

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puffing I'm not puffing on anything Jeff

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eat your green bees can I go eat them by

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the toilet no cuz you're going to flush

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him down the toilet can I eat him by the

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trash can no cuz you're going to throw

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away in the trash can well can I eat him

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in my room no Marvin come on let him eat

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it in his room where's he going to put

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it anyway in his like you know in his

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pillowcase or under his mattress no

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that's where I keep my crusty socks and

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it's full down there all right Jeffy you

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can eat in your room but I'm going to

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come check on you in 5 minutes and you

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better eat this you better not hide it

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anywhere okay here I go to my room to

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eat my green beans yeah you better eat

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every single one of them better not find

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one on the ground

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[Music]

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oh baby I'm so full me too Marvin what

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you didn't eat your raisins because

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raisins are disgusting Marvin they're

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grapes they are sad grapes and you know

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it I'm going to go check on Jeffy and

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make sure he ate his green beans all

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right Jeffy I'm coming to check to make

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sure you ate your green beans wait a

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minute what the front door's open oh no

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uh Rose

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the front door is wide open um your cat

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might have escaped what uh the front

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door is wide open and I don't know if

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your cat got out oh no pumpkin did you

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see him anywhere I haven't seen him well

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we got to go look for kitty kitty kitty

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kitty kitty kitty kitty kitty kitty oh

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no Marin what if he C outside and got

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eaten by a coyote my poor Kitty oh baby

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hold on before you start assuming stuff

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and before we go outside let me go check

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jeffy's room maybe he's with Jeffy okay

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uh Jeffy have you seen pumpkin anywhere

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it's not Halloween yet Daddy I'm not

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talking about an actual pumpkin I'm

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talking about that orange cat nope

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because the front door was left wide

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open did you leave the front door open

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nope cuz if Rose's cat got out she's

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going to be upset nope Jeffy did you eat

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your green beans yep then where's the

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fork dny it was so good I swall the fork

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too but I choked on it like squiggler

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like but you wouldn't get it unless

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you've seen SpongeBob all right Jeffy be

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honest with me the front door was left

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wide open if you tell me right now I

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won't be mad oh Fork dick has four tips

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pees out of all of them Jeffy I'm being

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serious me too if you had a fork dick

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that's what it would do all right listen

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if you seen pumpkin anywhere you let us

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know because the front door is left wide

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open oh butter knife dick cut butter and

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all right Jeffy you're not taking

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this seriously if you see that orange

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cat anywhere you let me know got it

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Daddy okay Marvin I printed out missing

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pumpkin plyers for us to put around the

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neighborhood uh baby you didn't put a

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picture of the cat I know but I put his

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name pumpkin yeah but we know his name's

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pumpkin but other people don't know his

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name so they're going to think you're

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talking about missing pumpkin I am

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talking about a missing pumpkin no I'm

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talking about like they're going to

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think it's a pumpkin from like Halloween

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oh yeah so go add a picture of pumpkin

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but Marvin I already printed out so many

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it's okay you can print more go okay all

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right Marvin I fixed the Flyers baby why

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didn't you use colored ink because we

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ran out of the colored ink when I

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printed the last Flyers okay I guess

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these will work let's go put them around

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the neighborhood Marvin we should put

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them on stop signs baby that's dangerous

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people are not going to see the stop

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sign they're going to get in a wreck

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yeah but they'll see the post of our

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missing cat okay we'll do a few stop

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signs come on

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okay all right Marvin we finished

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putting up the Flyers around the

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neighborhood let's just hope someone

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calls hey there what the cops what are

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you doing here did you find our missing

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cat no but now I know you guys are the

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ones who've been putting these posters

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up on stop signs we thought that was the

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best place for people to see them oh I

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saw the poster don't worry about that

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what I didn't see is the stop sign so I

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T-boned a family of six in a minivan

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yeah the van rolled like 15 times cuz I

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was going pretty fast and two of them

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have been declared dead on the scene the

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rest of them had to get LifeLight to the

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hospital oh except for the one who's

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still trapped under the car they got to

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use the jaws of life to get him out but

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still he's going to be pretty mangled I

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didn't get hurt because I'm drunk but I

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mean hey I'm sure as hell sober now yeah

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that woke me the heck up wait so you

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didn't find our missing cat no but if I

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see a gray cat I will be sure to let you

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know pumpkins not gray I know pumpkins

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aren't gray what the are you

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talking about I'm not stupid no the cat

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pumpkin isn't Gray he's orange that cat

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is gray I'm looking right at him no the

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printer ran out of ink he's Orange

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I cannot imagine that cat being Orange

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He is gray in my mind but why would we

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name a gray cat pumpkin that's exactly

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what I was wondering listen he's orange

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just just imagine him orange okay you

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should really put his name on the poster

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well see that's what I thought but

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Marvin didn't like it oh I like that way

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better but there's no picture of the cat

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on here oh yeah you're right I guess I

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only really know he's a cat because I

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already saw the other poster you should

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really put these two posters together

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hey that's a good idea yeah just don't

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put them on stop signs put them on yield

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signs yeah yielding I never yield

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anyway how'd your cat get loose anyway I

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don't know I was walking by the front

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door and it was wide open and then I

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think he ran out when the door was open

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and I asked my son if he left the door

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open and he told me no is he a liar what

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is your son a liar is he prone to

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fabrication are his pants on fire I mean

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he lies sometimes well I have a light

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detector in my car in your car you have

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a li detector yeah I mean I made it I

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was on my way to the police station to

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interrogate someone with it but I could

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use it on your son to see if he opened

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the door yeah yeah go grab it I want to

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see if jeffy's lying about leaving the

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door open but if it was him or not okay

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all right here it is Marvin the truth

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teller 5000 wow this this really a time

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machine no it's a light detector you

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weren't listening oh oh yeah The Time

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Machine does it work it's not a time

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machine Marvin it's a lie

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detector oh does it work yeah it works

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really well see whenever you tell a lie

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it lights up red and when you whenever

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you tell the truth it lights up green

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and if you tell a super lie a horn goes

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off that says liar in my voice here try

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it out put it on your head there you go

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more are you bald

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no see oh no I have hair on the sides of

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my head see Marvin it works okay well

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Rose can you put it on I have some

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questions for you uh no I got to go to

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the bathroom what I have questions no

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believe me buddy sometimes it's better

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to not know check it out okay Marvin ask

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me if I have a big wiener do you have a

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big wiener

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no call Jeffy in here Jeffy get in here

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yeah Daddy we have questions to ask you

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Jeffy oh rly holy dick up in a ball when

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it gets scared and yeah mine does

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that too listen Jeffy this is a time

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machine Marvin I swear to God let me do

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the talking this is not a time machine

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oh time machine dick goes back in time

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and no it's not a time machine it's

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a lie detector oh lie detector dick

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detects lies and yes Jeffy it's

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going to detect lies and did you leave

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that front door open no well we're going

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to ask you with the time machine it's

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not a time machine Marvin godamn it I

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we're going to ask the light detector

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okay I will put the helmet on his head

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Jesus come here all right Jeffy it's all

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set up so if you're lying the red light

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will light up and if you're telling the

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truth the green light will light up oh

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Red Light Green Light dick stops and

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goes and Jeffy if you do one more

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dick thing you're grounded oh

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dick covered in and smells like

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and you're grounded Jeffy

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Marvin just ask your questions all right

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Jeffy did you leave the front door open

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yes you said earlier you didn't I know I

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lied okay so now that we have a time

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machine you start telling the truth yeah

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because you're going to find out the

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truth anyway oh wow oh wow so there's no

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point having the time machine then

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Marvin it's not a time machine the

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there's no point having a light detector

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then if you're going to start telling

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the truth now well just ask more

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questions all right Jeffy do you know

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where pumpkin is no I do not know where

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he is okay you're telling the truth with

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that did you leave the front door open

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on purpose yes why would you do that cuz

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I'm a

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are you stupid like this all the

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time or are you faking it yes what does

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that mean I don't know that's new to me

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all right Jeffy is there anything else

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you want to admit to oh poo dick gets

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longer as I lie and

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no Jeffy there was this one time

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that pumpkin was covered in poop why was

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he covered in poop well because I wiped

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my ass with him after I took a what

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you said he rolled around the litter box

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well he did that too Jeffy that is

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it you're going to go to your room and

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you're grounded you're not going to

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leave that the room the whole weekend

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all right I'm going to my room and I'm

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totally going to stay there all weekend

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I'm going to take this off well Marvin

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you got the truth

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yeah but we still don't know where

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pumpkin is yeah this can't really help

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with that but hey I'll leave it here so

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you can play with it but I'm not

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entirely sure it's accurate cuz I

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haven't really calibrated it but that

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little wiener thing was definitely

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true yeah wait I said that

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backwards I meant it see it's not

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accurate I haven't calibrated it so I

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have a big wiener Marvin and I'm going

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to leave this here for I think it I

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think there's something wrong with it

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maybe you shouldn't believe this machine

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I have a big Wier and I'm going to just

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ignore that and then I'm going to I'm

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going to head out but if I see a gray

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cat I'm going to let you know it's

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orange okay let's see if this thing is

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truly accurate I Marvin have a big

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wiener okay but it's not small though

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it's not the smallest penis in the world

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how would you possibly even know that

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information oh okay well if I was in a

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room with 10 guys I'd be in the top

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three biggest oh come on hey Marvin I'm

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back from the bathroom did you finish

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your test oh yeah yeah turns out jeffy's

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the one who left the door open oh well

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Marvin you know he's still just a kid

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he's 19 years old baby well accidents

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happened no he did it on purpose oh well

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Marvin we really should go look for

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pumpkin who's at the door oh it's

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probably my package for a big penis like

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reversal pills because mine's so big

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liar I don't know why it's screaming

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liar it it this thing must be broken it

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lies all the it's not calibrated right

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is what he told me hello Pumpkin you

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found him where's my reward what the

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paper said I'd get a reward oh well

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bring him inside we'll discuss that all

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I'm coming oh pumpkin you're back where

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did you find him he ran out in front of

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my Lamborghini and almost hit him the

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only reason I didn't is because I didn't

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want to damage my Lamborghini oh well

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thank you for bringing him back now

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where's my reward what the paper said

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that there would be a reward so give me

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money uh baby where's the money you're

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going to give them I don't have any

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money so then why the would you put

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reward on the paper if there wasn't

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going to be a reward well I was hoping

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someone would bring him back because

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he's our pet damn I should just hit him

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well listen pumpkin's back everyone's

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happy what were you doing coming here

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anyway well I wanted to come get your

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house payment but I'm assuming you don't

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have that uh no I have the house payment

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of course I have the house payment put

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this on well you don't even know what

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this thing is it's a time machine do you

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have your house payment this month uh of

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course I do liar oh listen I have half

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of it liar okay listen I I have most of

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it liar if you just give me till

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tomorrow I'll have it liar next week

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I'll have it liar next month I'll pay

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double

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okay listen listen this this thing

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doesn't even know what it's doing it's

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supposed to take you back in time or

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something Marvin do you even have your

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house payment ever do you even try to

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pay your house payment I try to pay it

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every

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month baby don't don't every day we sit

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on the couch and I go I man I'm going to

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pay my house payment this month I I'm

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really going to try to pay it that's

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that's what I'm going to do morvin give

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me that what I'm going to cut off your

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balls and put them in a jar and pickle

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them I'm going to have pickled balls and

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then I'm going to play pickle ball with

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it and and I'm going to cut your balls

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off with the scissors that are in my ass

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so I'm going to give you a 5-second head

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start Marvin because I can't really run

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that well with scissors up my ass that's

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why they tell you don't not to run with

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scissors so get running

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