SML Movie: Jeffy's Lie Detector!
Summary
TLDRThe script presents a humorous and chaotic tale of a family dealing with a mischievous cat named Pumpkin. The story unfolds as the cat is found on the dinner table, leading to a series of comedic interactions involving the family members, including a father, his son Jeffy, and a character named Marvin. The father attempts to enforce a healthy diet for Jeffy, who is reluctant to eat green beans. The narrative takes a turn when Pumpkin escapes through an open door, causing panic and a frantic search. The family's search involves creating flyers and a run-in with the police due to the placement of the flyers on stop signs. The script also includes a subplot with a homemade lie detector, adding to the comedic elements. The story concludes with Pumpkin's return, brought back by a Lamborghini driver who demands a promised reward, and a final confrontation over unpaid house payments. The dialogue is filled with playful banter, absurd humor, and a touch of absurdity, making for an entertaining read.
Takeaways
- 🐱 A cat named Pumpkin gets on the dinner table and causes a stir, leading to a discussion about pets and dinner etiquette.
- 🍽️ The father tries to get his son Jeffy to eat green beans, which Jeffy dislikes, by adding raisins to make them more appealing.
- 🧀 Jeffy uses humor and absurdity to avoid eating his vegetables, suggesting eating them by the toilet or trash can.
- 🚫 The father sets boundaries for Jeffy, insisting he eat his green beans in his room and warning against hiding them.
- 🕵️♂️ The family suspects Jeffy of leaving the front door open, which may have allowed Pumpkin to escape.
- 🚪 A misunderstanding occurs when the father and son discuss the front door being left open, with Jeffy initially denying it.
- 📢 The family prints out missing cat flyers to put around the neighborhood, leading to a series of comedic mishaps.
- 🚦 The decision to put flyers on stop signs causes a car accident, highlighting the importance of responsible flyer placement.
- 🔍 The use of a homemade lie detector, humorously referred to as a 'light detector' and a 'time machine', adds a layer of farce to the investigation.
- 🤥 Jeffy eventually admits to leaving the door open and other misdeeds, including an incident where Pumpkin was covered in poop.
- 🏠 The script ends with a neighbor returning Pumpkin, and a humorous threat from the neighbor about a reward that was promised but not given.
Q & A
Why does the father want the cat off the dinner table?
-The father wants the cat off the dinner table because cats are not allowed there, likely to maintain cleanliness and avoid any potential contamination of the food.
What special ingredient did the father put in the green beans?
-The father put raisins in the green beans to make them different and perhaps more appealing to Jeffy.
Why does Jeffy not want to eat his green beans?
-Jeffy does not like green beans, and he is resistant to eating them even with the addition of raisins.
What is the significance of the front door being left open?
-The front door being left open is significant because it allows the cat, Pumpkin, to escape, which leads to a search for the missing cat.
Why does Marvin think putting flyers on stop signs is a good idea?
-Marvin believes that stop signs are a good place to put flyers because they are highly visible and will be noticed by many people passing by.
What is the purpose of the lie detector in the story?
-The lie detector is used to determine if Jeffy is telling the truth about leaving the front door open and potentially other matters, such as the whereabouts of Pumpkin.
How does Jeffy react to the lie detector?
-Jeffy initially tries to be humorous and evasive, but eventually admits to lying about not leaving the front door open.
Why does the father threaten to ground Jeffy?
-The father threatens to ground Jeffy because he lied about leaving the front door open, which resulted in the cat escaping, and also because of Jeffy's inappropriate behavior.
What is the misunderstanding about the cat's color?
-There is a misunderstanding about the cat's color because the flyers do not have a picture of Pumpkin, and the printer ran out of ink, leading to confusion about whether Pumpkin is gray or orange.
How does the story resolve with the return of Pumpkin?
-The story resolves when Pumpkin is found and returned by someone who almost hit the cat with their car. The family is relieved, and the focus shifts to discussing a reward for the person who brought Pumpkin back.
What is the underlying theme of the story?
-The underlying theme of the story is the importance of honesty and responsibility, as well as the value of family and pets, as seen through the characters' interactions and the resolution of the cat's disappearance.
Outlines
🐱 Cat Chaos at Dinner Time
In the first paragraph, the family is having dinner when the cat, Marvin, is found on the table. The father insists that cats are not allowed at the dinner table and instructs Jeffy to eat his green beans, which he dislikes. The father claims to have made them special with raisins. Jeffy humorously accuses his father of being under the influence and requests to eat by the toilet or trash can, both of which are denied. The father eventually allows Jeffy to eat in his room but plans to check on him. The family later discovers the front door is open and fears the cat has escaped, leading to a frantic search. Jeffy's reluctance to eat his green beans and the ensuing chaos with the missing cat create a humorous and chaotic atmosphere.
🔍 The Search for Pumpkin and the Lie Detector
The second paragraph continues with the family's attempt to find the missing cat, named Pumpkin. They create flyers to put around the neighborhood, but there's confusion about whether to include a picture or just the cat's name. The father uses a homemade lie detector, humorously referred to as a 'light detector' and a 'time machine' by different characters, to find out who left the front door open. It's revealed that Jeffy did it on purpose, leading to his punishment. The lie detector causes more humor when it malfunctions, suggesting that one character has a 'big wiener'. The paragraph ends with the characters still unsure of Pumpkin's whereabouts, despite the comedic interrogation.
🚗 The Return of Pumpkin and Unpaid House Payment
In the final paragraph, Pumpkin is found by a man who brings the cat back, expecting a reward as advertised on the flyer. The family is relieved but has no money for a reward, leading to a tense situation. The man who found Pumpkin reveals he almost hit the cat with his Lamborghini, showing his concern for his car over the cat. The paragraph also includes a subplot about unpaid house payments, with the father using the lie detector to falsely claim he has the payment, leading to threats from the landlord. The humor continues with absurd threats and the lie detector's continued malfunction, culminating in a chaotic and comedic conclusion.
Mindmap
Keywords
💡cat
💡dinner table
💡green beans
💡macaroni and cheese
💡raisins
💡lie detector
💡missing cat poster
💡reward
💡house payment
💡pickled balls
Highlights
Cat named Pumpkin is not allowed on the dinner table.
Jeffy dislikes green beans but is convinced to try them with raisins.
Marvin and Rose eat macaroni and cheese with raisins.
Jeffy's father suspects he might be under the influence of drugs.
Jeffy is not allowed to eat his green beans by the toilet or trash can.
Jeffy claims to have swallowed the fork along with his green beans.
The front door is found wide open, and Pumpkin the cat might have escaped.
Jeffy denies leaving the front door open, but is suspected of lying.
Marvin prints missing cat flyers without a picture of Pumpkin.
The flyers are placed on stop signs, causing a car accident.
A misunderstanding occurs about the cat's color due to printer ink issues.
Marvin's homemade lie detector, the 'truth teller 5000', is used to question Jeffy.
Jeffy admits to leaving the front door open on purpose.
Jeffy also confesses to wiping with Pumpkin, causing the cat to roll in the litter box.
Pumpkin is found by someone who almost hit the cat with their Lamborghini.
A dispute arises over the promised reward for finding Pumpkin.
Marvin's lie detector malfunctions, causing confusion about its accuracy.
The house payment issue is brought up, with Marvin struggling to make ends meet.
Transcripts
a where's a good kitty baby get the cat
off the dinner table but Marvin go on
get get out of here cat go on get get
off the dinner table no cats allowed on
the dinner table baby Jeffy dinner's
ready father what the heck you know I
don't like green beans Jeffy I made them
different I put something special in
them what' you do get a hamster and take
a poop in them no Jeffy those are
raisins you're eating green beans and
raisins and me and Rose are eating
macaroni and cheese and raisins why
don't I get macaroni and cheese and
raisins because you're a growing boy
Jeffy and you need to eat your green
beans well father I just got one
question for you who's your dealer what
do you mean who's my dealer whoever you
buy your drug from because you're so
high I want to Puff on whatever you're
puffing I'm not puffing on anything Jeff
eat your green bees can I go eat them by
the toilet no cuz you're going to flush
him down the toilet can I eat him by the
trash can no cuz you're going to throw
away in the trash can well can I eat him
in my room no Marvin come on let him eat
it in his room where's he going to put
it anyway in his like you know in his
pillowcase or under his mattress no
that's where I keep my crusty socks and
it's full down there all right Jeffy you
can eat in your room but I'm going to
come check on you in 5 minutes and you
better eat this you better not hide it
anywhere okay here I go to my room to
eat my green beans yeah you better eat
every single one of them better not find
one on the ground
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oh baby I'm so full me too Marvin what
you didn't eat your raisins because
raisins are disgusting Marvin they're
grapes they are sad grapes and you know
it I'm going to go check on Jeffy and
make sure he ate his green beans all
right Jeffy I'm coming to check to make
sure you ate your green beans wait a
minute what the front door's open oh no
uh Rose
the front door is wide open um your cat
might have escaped what uh the front
door is wide open and I don't know if
your cat got out oh no pumpkin did you
see him anywhere I haven't seen him well
we got to go look for kitty kitty kitty
kitty kitty kitty kitty kitty kitty oh
no Marin what if he C outside and got
eaten by a coyote my poor Kitty oh baby
hold on before you start assuming stuff
and before we go outside let me go check
jeffy's room maybe he's with Jeffy okay
uh Jeffy have you seen pumpkin anywhere
it's not Halloween yet Daddy I'm not
talking about an actual pumpkin I'm
talking about that orange cat nope
because the front door was left wide
open did you leave the front door open
nope cuz if Rose's cat got out she's
going to be upset nope Jeffy did you eat
your green beans yep then where's the
fork dny it was so good I swall the fork
too but I choked on it like squiggler
like but you wouldn't get it unless
you've seen SpongeBob all right Jeffy be
honest with me the front door was left
wide open if you tell me right now I
won't be mad oh Fork dick has four tips
pees out of all of them Jeffy I'm being
serious me too if you had a fork dick
that's what it would do all right listen
if you seen pumpkin anywhere you let us
know because the front door is left wide
open oh butter knife dick cut butter and
all right Jeffy you're not taking
this seriously if you see that orange
cat anywhere you let me know got it
Daddy okay Marvin I printed out missing
pumpkin plyers for us to put around the
neighborhood uh baby you didn't put a
picture of the cat I know but I put his
name pumpkin yeah but we know his name's
pumpkin but other people don't know his
name so they're going to think you're
talking about missing pumpkin I am
talking about a missing pumpkin no I'm
talking about like they're going to
think it's a pumpkin from like Halloween
oh yeah so go add a picture of pumpkin
but Marvin I already printed out so many
it's okay you can print more go okay all
right Marvin I fixed the Flyers baby why
didn't you use colored ink because we
ran out of the colored ink when I
printed the last Flyers okay I guess
these will work let's go put them around
the neighborhood Marvin we should put
them on stop signs baby that's dangerous
people are not going to see the stop
sign they're going to get in a wreck
yeah but they'll see the post of our
missing cat okay we'll do a few stop
signs come on
okay all right Marvin we finished
putting up the Flyers around the
neighborhood let's just hope someone
calls hey there what the cops what are
you doing here did you find our missing
cat no but now I know you guys are the
ones who've been putting these posters
up on stop signs we thought that was the
best place for people to see them oh I
saw the poster don't worry about that
what I didn't see is the stop sign so I
T-boned a family of six in a minivan
yeah the van rolled like 15 times cuz I
was going pretty fast and two of them
have been declared dead on the scene the
rest of them had to get LifeLight to the
hospital oh except for the one who's
still trapped under the car they got to
use the jaws of life to get him out but
still he's going to be pretty mangled I
didn't get hurt because I'm drunk but I
mean hey I'm sure as hell sober now yeah
that woke me the heck up wait so you
didn't find our missing cat no but if I
see a gray cat I will be sure to let you
know pumpkins not gray I know pumpkins
aren't gray what the are you
talking about I'm not stupid no the cat
pumpkin isn't Gray he's orange that cat
is gray I'm looking right at him no the
printer ran out of ink he's Orange
I cannot imagine that cat being Orange
He is gray in my mind but why would we
name a gray cat pumpkin that's exactly
what I was wondering listen he's orange
just just imagine him orange okay you
should really put his name on the poster
well see that's what I thought but
Marvin didn't like it oh I like that way
better but there's no picture of the cat
on here oh yeah you're right I guess I
only really know he's a cat because I
already saw the other poster you should
really put these two posters together
hey that's a good idea yeah just don't
put them on stop signs put them on yield
signs yeah yielding I never yield
anyway how'd your cat get loose anyway I
don't know I was walking by the front
door and it was wide open and then I
think he ran out when the door was open
and I asked my son if he left the door
open and he told me no is he a liar what
is your son a liar is he prone to
fabrication are his pants on fire I mean
he lies sometimes well I have a light
detector in my car in your car you have
a li detector yeah I mean I made it I
was on my way to the police station to
interrogate someone with it but I could
use it on your son to see if he opened
the door yeah yeah go grab it I want to
see if jeffy's lying about leaving the
door open but if it was him or not okay
all right here it is Marvin the truth
teller 5000 wow this this really a time
machine no it's a light detector you
weren't listening oh oh yeah The Time
Machine does it work it's not a time
machine Marvin it's a lie
detector oh does it work yeah it works
really well see whenever you tell a lie
it lights up red and when you whenever
you tell the truth it lights up green
and if you tell a super lie a horn goes
off that says liar in my voice here try
it out put it on your head there you go
more are you bald
no see oh no I have hair on the sides of
my head see Marvin it works okay well
Rose can you put it on I have some
questions for you uh no I got to go to
the bathroom what I have questions no
believe me buddy sometimes it's better
to not know check it out okay Marvin ask
me if I have a big wiener do you have a
big wiener
no call Jeffy in here Jeffy get in here
yeah Daddy we have questions to ask you
Jeffy oh rly holy dick up in a ball when
it gets scared and yeah mine does
that too listen Jeffy this is a time
machine Marvin I swear to God let me do
the talking this is not a time machine
oh time machine dick goes back in time
and no it's not a time machine it's
a lie detector oh lie detector dick
detects lies and yes Jeffy it's
going to detect lies and did you leave
that front door open no well we're going
to ask you with the time machine it's
not a time machine Marvin godamn it I
we're going to ask the light detector
okay I will put the helmet on his head
Jesus come here all right Jeffy it's all
set up so if you're lying the red light
will light up and if you're telling the
truth the green light will light up oh
Red Light Green Light dick stops and
goes and Jeffy if you do one more
dick thing you're grounded oh
dick covered in and smells like
and you're grounded Jeffy
Marvin just ask your questions all right
Jeffy did you leave the front door open
yes you said earlier you didn't I know I
lied okay so now that we have a time
machine you start telling the truth yeah
because you're going to find out the
truth anyway oh wow oh wow so there's no
point having the time machine then
Marvin it's not a time machine the
there's no point having a light detector
then if you're going to start telling
the truth now well just ask more
questions all right Jeffy do you know
where pumpkin is no I do not know where
he is okay you're telling the truth with
that did you leave the front door open
on purpose yes why would you do that cuz
I'm a
are you stupid like this all the
time or are you faking it yes what does
that mean I don't know that's new to me
all right Jeffy is there anything else
you want to admit to oh poo dick gets
longer as I lie and
no Jeffy there was this one time
that pumpkin was covered in poop why was
he covered in poop well because I wiped
my ass with him after I took a what
you said he rolled around the litter box
well he did that too Jeffy that is
it you're going to go to your room and
you're grounded you're not going to
leave that the room the whole weekend
all right I'm going to my room and I'm
totally going to stay there all weekend
I'm going to take this off well Marvin
you got the truth
yeah but we still don't know where
pumpkin is yeah this can't really help
with that but hey I'll leave it here so
you can play with it but I'm not
entirely sure it's accurate cuz I
haven't really calibrated it but that
little wiener thing was definitely
true yeah wait I said that
backwards I meant it see it's not
accurate I haven't calibrated it so I
have a big wiener Marvin and I'm going
to leave this here for I think it I
think there's something wrong with it
maybe you shouldn't believe this machine
I have a big Wier and I'm going to just
ignore that and then I'm going to I'm
going to head out but if I see a gray
cat I'm going to let you know it's
orange okay let's see if this thing is
truly accurate I Marvin have a big
wiener okay but it's not small though
it's not the smallest penis in the world
how would you possibly even know that
information oh okay well if I was in a
room with 10 guys I'd be in the top
three biggest oh come on hey Marvin I'm
back from the bathroom did you finish
your test oh yeah yeah turns out jeffy's
the one who left the door open oh well
Marvin you know he's still just a kid
he's 19 years old baby well accidents
happened no he did it on purpose oh well
Marvin we really should go look for
pumpkin who's at the door oh it's
probably my package for a big penis like
reversal pills because mine's so big
liar I don't know why it's screaming
liar it it this thing must be broken it
lies all the it's not calibrated right
is what he told me hello Pumpkin you
found him where's my reward what the
paper said I'd get a reward oh well
bring him inside we'll discuss that all
I'm coming oh pumpkin you're back where
did you find him he ran out in front of
my Lamborghini and almost hit him the
only reason I didn't is because I didn't
want to damage my Lamborghini oh well
thank you for bringing him back now
where's my reward what the paper said
that there would be a reward so give me
money uh baby where's the money you're
going to give them I don't have any
money so then why the would you put
reward on the paper if there wasn't
going to be a reward well I was hoping
someone would bring him back because
he's our pet damn I should just hit him
well listen pumpkin's back everyone's
happy what were you doing coming here
anyway well I wanted to come get your
house payment but I'm assuming you don't
have that uh no I have the house payment
of course I have the house payment put
this on well you don't even know what
this thing is it's a time machine do you
have your house payment this month uh of
course I do liar oh listen I have half
of it liar okay listen I I have most of
it liar if you just give me till
tomorrow I'll have it liar next week
I'll have it liar next month I'll pay
double
okay listen listen this this thing
doesn't even know what it's doing it's
supposed to take you back in time or
something Marvin do you even have your
house payment ever do you even try to
pay your house payment I try to pay it
every
month baby don't don't every day we sit
on the couch and I go I man I'm going to
pay my house payment this month I I'm
really going to try to pay it that's
that's what I'm going to do morvin give
me that what I'm going to cut off your
balls and put them in a jar and pickle
them I'm going to have pickled balls and
then I'm going to play pickle ball with
it and and I'm going to cut your balls
off with the scissors that are in my ass
so I'm going to give you a 5-second head
start Marvin because I can't really run
that well with scissors up my ass that's
why they tell you don't not to run with
scissors so get running
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