Vaping Be Like
Summary
TLDRThe script humorously addresses the epidemic of vaping, particularly among teens, by tracing the evolution of smoking from tobacco to modern e-cigarettes. It satirizes the advanced technology and absurd flavors of vaping devices, portraying various levels of addiction and the social phenomenon of 'hot boxing' in high school bathrooms. The narrator shares a personal anecdote of a first encounter with vaping, highlighting the health risks and the absurdity of the situation.
Takeaways
- 🚫 The script addresses a life-threatening epidemic, implying the dangers of vaping, especially among teens.
- 🔬 It mentions a new strain named 'LED', which is a street name for a substance causing concern, possibly a reference to propylene glycol and formaldehyde.
- 🌱 The history of smoking is briefly outlined, from early tobacco use to the evolution of smoking habits and products.
- 🚬 The script humorously describes how cigarettes were once prescribed for medicinal purposes, highlighting a drastic change in perception over time.
- 💡 The invention of e-cigarettes is presented as an attempt to improve upon traditional cigarettes, but with unforeseen consequences.
- 🌪️ Vaping technology is portrayed as advancing rapidly, with devices becoming more complex and multifunctional, sometimes to a comedic or absurd extent.
- 🍹 The variety of vape flavors available is highlighted, with some flavors being bizarre or hard to imagine, such as 'early riser' and 'rotisserie chicken'.
- 🤔 The script questions the necessity of certain features in modern vaping devices, like LED touch screens, pointing out redundancy with existing technology.
- 🏫 It describes the prevalence of vaping in high school bathrooms, creating an environment referred to as an 'Eternal Hot Box'.
- 😖 The personal story shared in the script illustrates a first-hand experience with vaping, including the immediate physical reaction and subsequent realization of its potential harm.
- 🚑 The script concludes with a cautionary tale about the dangers of vaping, with a friend experiencing severe health effects from the habit.
Q & A
What is the life-threatening epidemic mentioned in the script that is affecting teens globally?
-The script humorously refers to a new strain of vaping liquid, using 'LED' as a metaphor for a dangerous trend, but does not specify a real epidemic.
What is the street name for propylene glycol and formaldehyde mentioned in the script?
-The script humorously refers to the combination of propylene glycol and formaldehyde as 'guava ice', which is a fictional street name.
How did the speaker describe the evolution of smoking from the perspective of the script?
-The script describes the evolution of smoking as starting from ancient times with tobacco, moving to pipes, cigars, and eventually to cigarettes, reflecting a satirical take on the progression of smoking habits.
What was the initial medical advice given in the past regarding cigarettes, according to the script?
-The script humorously suggests that in the past, doctors would prescribe cigarettes for stress and sore throats, which is not accurate and reflects a satirical view of historical smoking attitudes.
What is the connection between e-cigarettes and traditional cigarettes as portrayed in the script?
-The script suggests that e-cigarettes were created as a perceived 'healthier' alternative to traditional cigarettes when people realized the latter were harmful.
What advanced features of a vape device are described in the script?
-The script humorously describes a vape device with a vaporizer, Gen Y GTX box mod, three USB charging ports, a speaker, and a six-inch LED touchscreen capable of playing games like Flappy Bird.
What is the term used in the script to describe someone who is heavily addicted to vaping?
-The script uses the term 'fiend' to describe someone who is heavily addicted to vaping, always carrying nicotine and even asking for others' vapes.
What are the different levels of vaping addiction described in the script?
-The script outlines five levels of vaping addiction, ranging from someone who occasionally vapes, to those in denial about their addiction, to those who sell vapes and are completely dependent on nicotine.
What unusual vape flavors are mentioned in the script?
-The script humorously mentions unusual vape flavors such as 'early riser', 'rotisserie chicken', 'garlic', 'bacon', and even 'worse dessert worse', which are likely fictional and meant for comedic effect.
What is the setting described for communal vaping in the script?
-The script describes high school bathrooms as the setting for communal vaping, where many students are vaping at once, creating a 'hot box' effect.
What personal anecdote does the speaker share about their first experience with vaping?
-The speaker shares a humorous anecdote about their first experience with vaping at a friend's house in grade seven, pretending to be experienced but ending up coughing intensely due to the unfamiliar sensation.
Outlines
🚫 The Dangers of Youth Vaping and Its Evolution
The script addresses the serious issue of a youth vaping epidemic, highlighting a new strain called 'guava ice' that is causing concern. It humorously traces the history of smoking from early tobacco use to modern cigarettes and then to e-cigarettes, emphasizing the rapid evolution of vaping devices into complex gadgets with advanced features like LED touchscreens. The narrative critiques the absurdity of vaping's progression, pointing out the excessiveness of features like playing games and making phone calls through vaping devices. It also satirizes the wide range of e-juice flavors, questioning the logic behind some of the more bizarre options.
😱 Vaping Levels and High School Bathroom Culture
This paragraph delves into the different levels of vaping addiction among teens, from casual users to those who are fully dependent, carrying nicotine at all times. It paints a vivid picture of high school bathrooms turned into 'hot boxes' due to excessive vaping, affecting even non-vapers who just want to use the facilities. The script shares a personal anecdote of the narrator's first encounter with vaping, which ended in a coughing fit, and another incident where a friend had a severe reaction to vaping, coughing up blood. The narrative is a blend of humor and a cautionary tale about the potential health risks of vaping.
Mindmap
Keywords
💡Epidemic
💡Propylene Glycol
💡Vaping
💡E-cigarettes
💡Vaporizer
💡Nicotine
💡Vape Juice
💡Hot Box
💡LED Touchscreen
💡Addiction
💡Tobacco
Highlights
The transcript discusses a life-threatening epidemic affecting teens worldwide, with a new strain called 'LED'.
The term 'guava ice' is used as a street name for propylene glycol formaldehyde, a harmful substance.
A historical overview of tobacco use is provided, from its discovery to its evolution into various forms.
The transcript humorously recounts how doctors once prescribed cigarettes for various ailments.
The evolution of smoking is traced from pipes to cigars and eventually to cigarettes.
The realization of the health risks associated with smoking led to the development of e-cigarettes.
E-sports are mentioned as an alternative to traditional sports, adding a modern twist to the narrative.
A detailed description of a high-tech vaporizer with advanced features like USB charging ports and a touchscreen.
A personal anecdote about a vaping device that resembles a gadget from Star Wars.
The concept of 'levels' of vaping addiction is introduced, with humorous examples for each level.
A description of a person at level five of vaping addiction, who has integrated vaping into every aspect of their life.
The transcript humorously speculates on the bizarre flavors of vape juice available on the market.
The mention of unconventional vape flavors such as rotisserie chicken, garlic, and bacon.
A reflection on the communal aspect of vaping in high school bathrooms, referred to as 'The Eternal Hot Box'.
A personal story about the narrator's first experience with vaping and the immediate physical reaction.
The narrator's friend's extreme reaction to vaping, which included coughing up blood after a short run.
Transcripts
we are currently facing a
life-threatening epidemic that is
threatening the lives of many teens
around the world oh what's that yeah
okay okay uh it has been brought to my
attention that there's a new strain LED
loose that is infecting more teens than
ever The Strain is propylene glycol
formaldehyde
street name guava ice so stay safe out
there and back to you Linda
oh [ __ ] man way back when somewhere in
Timbuktu a homo sapien found a plant by
the name of tobacco and for whatever
reason somewhere in this dude's caveman
brain he decided me smoke now and that
he did and as humans slowly evolved
smoking did too and soon [ __ ]
went from looking all old and wise
smoking these big old pipes to soon
smoking cigars on some mafia boss [ __ ]
which turned into cigarettes now back in
the day if you were stressing doc would
prescribe you a pack of good old
cigarettes sore throat cigarettes oh you
got a cough here smoke a cigarette but
after a while people's teeth started
looking all British and [ __ ] so they
decided boy I don't think these are
healthy in it so we decided we needed to
make cigarettes better and you know what
makes everything better the letter e
your mail's taking too long to come in
email wait what's that you you want to
play sports but your ass at every single
sport
Esports oh you got Daddy Issues e girl
so of course when people realize
cigarettes are killing them e-cigarettes
man one thing leads to another and [ __ ]
you got yourself a vaporizer Gen Y GTX
box mod with three USB charging ports a
speaker and a six inch LED touchscreen
that can play Flappy Bird like vaping is
just getting a little too advanced bro
like I remember one time I was chilling
in the washing with my homie Billy and
of course a [ __ ] walks in with a
vape but this was no regular Vape no
this [ __ ] looked like a gadget straight
out of [ __ ] Star Wars yo you want to
hit a hit a hit of your iPhone iPhone
does that e-smoke FTX 763 third series
my boy watch this
yo did he just HotBox the whole bathroom
in one hit yeah yeah yes the [ __ ] I did
and this hits 100 Nick holy [ __ ] well
where did you find 100 Nick yeah uh I
ended up mixing my 50 Nick guava juice
with my 50 Nick blueberry ice and it
just kind of added up to a hundred bro I
I don't think that's how it works shut
up my mom's calling me
yo [ __ ] you Mom and that was the moment
I realized there really is levels to
this [ __ ] level one level one is the
type of dude who isn't addicted but
he'll occasionally take a hit of
somebody's device but level two Bros
borderline addicted but he's still in
the denial phase bro are you addicted to
vaping addicted nah nah I don't even
Vape like that bruh [ __ ] do five jumping
jacks right now bro what that's easy one
two three four
level three the fiend this [ __ ]
is strapped up with some nicotine at all
times and even when he has a vape in his
hand this dude will ask for yours and
God forbid if this fiend loses his Vape
this [ __ ] be stressing like he
just lost his only child a feed without
a vape is the exact equivalent of one of
these purple minions dude will be
itching for that [ __ ] and Lord knows
what that man will do for a fix level
four the fiend who sells Vapes at this
point this dude's whole life revolves
around Vapes in fact I'm pretty sure
they don't even breathe oxygen anymore
like in order to breathe they need to
inhale some chemicals that that I can
even spell which on honestly it doesn't
even say that much like I can't spell a
lot of [ __ ] but I'm what I'm trying to
say is their bodies have just fully
adapted in order to consume as much
nicotine as possible they breed that
[ __ ] they drink The Vape juice and when
they're hungry [ __ ] they just munch on
The Vape itself and the worst part is
they can't even run out of Vapes like
[ __ ] they are the plug this [ __ ]
is just the CEO of getting high on his
own Supply like dude is his own number
one customer level five this
[ __ ] bra like why do you need a
LED touch screen on your Vape bro like
you already have a phone
did you just order that pizza from your
Vape [ __ ] where where'd you get this
from and don't get me started on these
flavors bro like tell me why these
[ __ ] can make a vape juice and
call that [ __ ] early riser and that [ __ ]
literally tastes like a Wednesday at 6
a.m like what the [ __ ] type of
ingredients mixed together to taste like
a Wednesday at 6 00 a.m but early riser
isn't even the weirdest flavor on the
market cause if you're feeling the
family dinner Vibes you can get a
rotisserie chicken flavor or if your
breath is smelling nice and fresh you
could [ __ ] that [ __ ] up quick with some
garlic flavor juice and they even got
bacon you
yeah I'm not gonna lie that just sounds
fire as [ __ ] and lastly
now I don't even know if I can say this
on YouTube right now but
[ __ ] you can even get yourself some
worse dessert worse were sisters just
sir we're we're Chester horses War
Chester shires regardless I think we all
know the home of nicotine the Eternal
Hot Box the communal Vape sesh it's the
high school bathrooms man you walk into
one of these joints and there's at least
15 dudes hot boxing that [ __ ] at like 10
a.m you come in trying to take a piss
and now you got a Head Rush you you walk
over to the urinals but it's so goddamn
Hot Box you start pissing all over the
walls but [ __ ] you can't even piss on
the walls in peace man you got that one
fiend coming over to you trying to suck
your device dry and dude so down bad for
that hit that that's not the only thing
he'd suck dry now listen you may be
thinking chains uh how do you know what
you know about vaping and that's a great
question back in the day I was a curious
little George man and back in grade
seven I was chilling at my friend back
house and when I walked into Becky's
crib I was nothing but an innocent
curious young man but little did I know
I would leave Becky's crib far different
than I entered so you know me Bob and
Billy are posted in Becky's room and I
was sitting with Becky so Becky asked me
have you ever hit a vape before hell no
I had him but you know I had to play it
cool around Becky so I said yeah yeah
yeah yeah yeah I I do that [ __ ] all the
time and so of course she passes me The
Vape and honestly I didn't think this
far ahead but I was in way too deep to
come clean now so I put that [ __ ] in my
mouth and I sucked the [ __ ] out of it
pause and because this was the first
time anything had made contact with my
lungs beside oxygen my lungs started
malfunctioning and I was coughing up a
storm and my cool guy cover was blown
but
I had to see it through oh my God are
you okay this [ __ ] ain't nothing for a
guy like me
and as I went on with my life I would
hit a device here and there and
eventually I even learned some tricks
and [ __ ] but one day me and my homie had
to run to catch a bus and so we started
running but the homie doesn't even make
it a hundred meters and he starts
rolling on the floor coughing up blood
and I was like yeah no yeah yup yeah no
no [ __ ] that and you know I
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