Vaping Be Like

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9 Jul 202308:00

Summary

TLDRThe script humorously addresses the epidemic of vaping, particularly among teens, by tracing the evolution of smoking from tobacco to modern e-cigarettes. It satirizes the advanced technology and absurd flavors of vaping devices, portraying various levels of addiction and the social phenomenon of 'hot boxing' in high school bathrooms. The narrator shares a personal anecdote of a first encounter with vaping, highlighting the health risks and the absurdity of the situation.

Takeaways

  • 🚫 The script addresses a life-threatening epidemic, implying the dangers of vaping, especially among teens.
  • 🔬 It mentions a new strain named 'LED', which is a street name for a substance causing concern, possibly a reference to propylene glycol and formaldehyde.
  • 🌱 The history of smoking is briefly outlined, from early tobacco use to the evolution of smoking habits and products.
  • 🚬 The script humorously describes how cigarettes were once prescribed for medicinal purposes, highlighting a drastic change in perception over time.
  • 💡 The invention of e-cigarettes is presented as an attempt to improve upon traditional cigarettes, but with unforeseen consequences.
  • 🌪️ Vaping technology is portrayed as advancing rapidly, with devices becoming more complex and multifunctional, sometimes to a comedic or absurd extent.
  • 🍹 The variety of vape flavors available is highlighted, with some flavors being bizarre or hard to imagine, such as 'early riser' and 'rotisserie chicken'.
  • 🤔 The script questions the necessity of certain features in modern vaping devices, like LED touch screens, pointing out redundancy with existing technology.
  • 🏫 It describes the prevalence of vaping in high school bathrooms, creating an environment referred to as an 'Eternal Hot Box'.
  • 😖 The personal story shared in the script illustrates a first-hand experience with vaping, including the immediate physical reaction and subsequent realization of its potential harm.
  • 🚑 The script concludes with a cautionary tale about the dangers of vaping, with a friend experiencing severe health effects from the habit.

Q & A

  • What is the life-threatening epidemic mentioned in the script that is affecting teens globally?

    -The script humorously refers to a new strain of vaping liquid, using 'LED' as a metaphor for a dangerous trend, but does not specify a real epidemic.

  • What is the street name for propylene glycol and formaldehyde mentioned in the script?

    -The script humorously refers to the combination of propylene glycol and formaldehyde as 'guava ice', which is a fictional street name.

  • How did the speaker describe the evolution of smoking from the perspective of the script?

    -The script describes the evolution of smoking as starting from ancient times with tobacco, moving to pipes, cigars, and eventually to cigarettes, reflecting a satirical take on the progression of smoking habits.

  • What was the initial medical advice given in the past regarding cigarettes, according to the script?

    -The script humorously suggests that in the past, doctors would prescribe cigarettes for stress and sore throats, which is not accurate and reflects a satirical view of historical smoking attitudes.

  • What is the connection between e-cigarettes and traditional cigarettes as portrayed in the script?

    -The script suggests that e-cigarettes were created as a perceived 'healthier' alternative to traditional cigarettes when people realized the latter were harmful.

  • What advanced features of a vape device are described in the script?

    -The script humorously describes a vape device with a vaporizer, Gen Y GTX box mod, three USB charging ports, a speaker, and a six-inch LED touchscreen capable of playing games like Flappy Bird.

  • What is the term used in the script to describe someone who is heavily addicted to vaping?

    -The script uses the term 'fiend' to describe someone who is heavily addicted to vaping, always carrying nicotine and even asking for others' vapes.

  • What are the different levels of vaping addiction described in the script?

    -The script outlines five levels of vaping addiction, ranging from someone who occasionally vapes, to those in denial about their addiction, to those who sell vapes and are completely dependent on nicotine.

  • What unusual vape flavors are mentioned in the script?

    -The script humorously mentions unusual vape flavors such as 'early riser', 'rotisserie chicken', 'garlic', 'bacon', and even 'worse dessert worse', which are likely fictional and meant for comedic effect.

  • What is the setting described for communal vaping in the script?

    -The script describes high school bathrooms as the setting for communal vaping, where many students are vaping at once, creating a 'hot box' effect.

  • What personal anecdote does the speaker share about their first experience with vaping?

    -The speaker shares a humorous anecdote about their first experience with vaping at a friend's house in grade seven, pretending to be experienced but ending up coughing intensely due to the unfamiliar sensation.

Outlines

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🚫 The Dangers of Youth Vaping and Its Evolution

The script addresses the serious issue of a youth vaping epidemic, highlighting a new strain called 'guava ice' that is causing concern. It humorously traces the history of smoking from early tobacco use to modern cigarettes and then to e-cigarettes, emphasizing the rapid evolution of vaping devices into complex gadgets with advanced features like LED touchscreens. The narrative critiques the absurdity of vaping's progression, pointing out the excessiveness of features like playing games and making phone calls through vaping devices. It also satirizes the wide range of e-juice flavors, questioning the logic behind some of the more bizarre options.

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😱 Vaping Levels and High School Bathroom Culture

This paragraph delves into the different levels of vaping addiction among teens, from casual users to those who are fully dependent, carrying nicotine at all times. It paints a vivid picture of high school bathrooms turned into 'hot boxes' due to excessive vaping, affecting even non-vapers who just want to use the facilities. The script shares a personal anecdote of the narrator's first encounter with vaping, which ended in a coughing fit, and another incident where a friend had a severe reaction to vaping, coughing up blood. The narrative is a blend of humor and a cautionary tale about the potential health risks of vaping.

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Keywords

💡Epidemic

An epidemic refers to the rapid spread of a disease to a large number of people in a given population within a short period of time. In the video, the term is used metaphorically to describe the widespread use and potential dangers of vaping, especially among teens, as a life-threatening trend.

💡Propylene Glycol

Propylene glycol is a chemical compound commonly used as a solvent and preservative in various products, including some e-cigarette liquids. In the script, it is mentioned as one of the ingredients in the 'new strain' of vape, highlighting the chemical composition and potential health risks associated with vaping.

💡Vaping

Vaping is the act of inhaling and exhaling the aerosol, often referred to as vapor, produced by an e-cigarette or similar device. The video discusses the evolution of smoking and the rise of vaping as a seemingly 'healthier' alternative to traditional cigarettes, with a focus on the various levels of vaping addiction depicted in the script.

💡E-cigarettes

E-cigarettes, also known as vapes, are devices that heat a liquid to produce an aerosol, which the user inhales. The script uses the term to illustrate the progression from traditional cigarettes to the modern, more technologically advanced vaping devices, emphasizing the increasing complexity and potential health risks.

💡Vaporizer

A vaporizer is a device used to inhale substances in the form of a vapor, typically for medical or recreational purposes. In the context of the video, vaporizers represent the next step in the evolution of smoking devices, with features like USB charging ports and touchscreens, indicating a shift towards more sophisticated and potentially harmful technology.

💡Nicotine

Nicotine is the addictive chemical compound found in tobacco and some e-cigarette liquids. The script mentions nicotine in the context of addiction, describing how individuals at different levels of vaping dependency are always seeking more nicotine, which can lead to health issues.

💡Vape Juice

Vape juice, also known as e-liquid, is the substance heated by the vaporizer to produce vapor. The video humorously discusses the variety of flavors available, such as 'guava ice' and 'early riser,' which may appeal to users but also raises questions about the ingredients and their safety.

💡Hot Box

Hot boxing refers to the act of filling a room or enclosed space with smoke or vapor from smoking or vaping. The script uses this term to describe the communal experience of vaping in high school bathrooms, where multiple individuals vape simultaneously, creating an intense, potentially harmful environment.

💡LED Touchscreen

An LED touchscreen is a display technology that combines an LED display with touch-sensitive input. The video humorously critiques the inclusion of such advanced technology in vaping devices, suggesting that it may be unnecessary and indicative of the over-complication of what should be a simple process.

💡Addiction

Addiction is a brain disorder characterized by compulsive engagement in rewarding stimuli, despite adverse consequences. The script outlines different levels of vaping addiction, from occasional use to severe dependency, illustrating the potential for vaping to become a serious health concern.

💡Tobacco

Tobacco is a plant product prepared from the leaves of the tobacco plant, which can be smoked, chewed, or sniffed. The video script begins with a historical reference to the discovery and use of tobacco, setting the stage for a discussion on the evolution of smoking and its transition to vaping.

Highlights

The transcript discusses a life-threatening epidemic affecting teens worldwide, with a new strain called 'LED'.

The term 'guava ice' is used as a street name for propylene glycol formaldehyde, a harmful substance.

A historical overview of tobacco use is provided, from its discovery to its evolution into various forms.

The transcript humorously recounts how doctors once prescribed cigarettes for various ailments.

The evolution of smoking is traced from pipes to cigars and eventually to cigarettes.

The realization of the health risks associated with smoking led to the development of e-cigarettes.

E-sports are mentioned as an alternative to traditional sports, adding a modern twist to the narrative.

A detailed description of a high-tech vaporizer with advanced features like USB charging ports and a touchscreen.

A personal anecdote about a vaping device that resembles a gadget from Star Wars.

The concept of 'levels' of vaping addiction is introduced, with humorous examples for each level.

A description of a person at level five of vaping addiction, who has integrated vaping into every aspect of their life.

The transcript humorously speculates on the bizarre flavors of vape juice available on the market.

The mention of unconventional vape flavors such as rotisserie chicken, garlic, and bacon.

A reflection on the communal aspect of vaping in high school bathrooms, referred to as 'The Eternal Hot Box'.

A personal story about the narrator's first experience with vaping and the immediate physical reaction.

The narrator's friend's extreme reaction to vaping, which included coughing up blood after a short run.

Transcripts

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we are currently facing a

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life-threatening epidemic that is

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threatening the lives of many teens

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around the world oh what's that yeah

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okay okay uh it has been brought to my

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attention that there's a new strain LED

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loose that is infecting more teens than

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ever The Strain is propylene glycol

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formaldehyde

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street name guava ice so stay safe out

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there and back to you Linda

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oh [ __ ] man way back when somewhere in

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Timbuktu a homo sapien found a plant by

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the name of tobacco and for whatever

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reason somewhere in this dude's caveman

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brain he decided me smoke now and that

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he did and as humans slowly evolved

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smoking did too and soon [ __ ]

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went from looking all old and wise

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smoking these big old pipes to soon

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smoking cigars on some mafia boss [ __ ]

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which turned into cigarettes now back in

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the day if you were stressing doc would

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prescribe you a pack of good old

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cigarettes sore throat cigarettes oh you

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got a cough here smoke a cigarette but

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after a while people's teeth started

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looking all British and [ __ ] so they

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decided boy I don't think these are

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healthy in it so we decided we needed to

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make cigarettes better and you know what

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makes everything better the letter e

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your mail's taking too long to come in

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email wait what's that you you want to

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play sports but your ass at every single

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sport

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Esports oh you got Daddy Issues e girl

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so of course when people realize

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cigarettes are killing them e-cigarettes

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man one thing leads to another and [ __ ]

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you got yourself a vaporizer Gen Y GTX

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box mod with three USB charging ports a

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speaker and a six inch LED touchscreen

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that can play Flappy Bird like vaping is

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just getting a little too advanced bro

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like I remember one time I was chilling

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in the washing with my homie Billy and

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of course a [ __ ] walks in with a

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vape but this was no regular Vape no

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this [ __ ] looked like a gadget straight

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out of [ __ ] Star Wars yo you want to

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hit a hit a hit of your iPhone iPhone

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does that e-smoke FTX 763 third series

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my boy watch this

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yo did he just HotBox the whole bathroom

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in one hit yeah yeah yes the [ __ ] I did

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and this hits 100 Nick holy [ __ ] well

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where did you find 100 Nick yeah uh I

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ended up mixing my 50 Nick guava juice

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with my 50 Nick blueberry ice and it

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just kind of added up to a hundred bro I

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I don't think that's how it works shut

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up my mom's calling me

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yo [ __ ] you Mom and that was the moment

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I realized there really is levels to

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this [ __ ] level one level one is the

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type of dude who isn't addicted but

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he'll occasionally take a hit of

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somebody's device but level two Bros

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borderline addicted but he's still in

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the denial phase bro are you addicted to

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vaping addicted nah nah I don't even

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Vape like that bruh [ __ ] do five jumping

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jacks right now bro what that's easy one

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two three four

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level three the fiend this [ __ ]

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is strapped up with some nicotine at all

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times and even when he has a vape in his

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hand this dude will ask for yours and

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God forbid if this fiend loses his Vape

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this [ __ ] be stressing like he

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just lost his only child a feed without

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a vape is the exact equivalent of one of

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these purple minions dude will be

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itching for that [ __ ] and Lord knows

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what that man will do for a fix level

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four the fiend who sells Vapes at this

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point this dude's whole life revolves

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around Vapes in fact I'm pretty sure

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they don't even breathe oxygen anymore

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like in order to breathe they need to

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inhale some chemicals that that I can

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even spell which on honestly it doesn't

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even say that much like I can't spell a

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lot of [ __ ] but I'm what I'm trying to

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say is their bodies have just fully

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adapted in order to consume as much

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nicotine as possible they breed that

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[ __ ] they drink The Vape juice and when

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they're hungry [ __ ] they just munch on

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The Vape itself and the worst part is

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they can't even run out of Vapes like

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[ __ ] they are the plug this [ __ ]

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is just the CEO of getting high on his

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own Supply like dude is his own number

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one customer level five this

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[ __ ] bra like why do you need a

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LED touch screen on your Vape bro like

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you already have a phone

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did you just order that pizza from your

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Vape [ __ ] where where'd you get this

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from and don't get me started on these

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flavors bro like tell me why these

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[ __ ] can make a vape juice and

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call that [ __ ] early riser and that [ __ ]

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literally tastes like a Wednesday at 6

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a.m like what the [ __ ] type of

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ingredients mixed together to taste like

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a Wednesday at 6 00 a.m but early riser

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isn't even the weirdest flavor on the

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market cause if you're feeling the

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family dinner Vibes you can get a

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rotisserie chicken flavor or if your

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breath is smelling nice and fresh you

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could [ __ ] that [ __ ] up quick with some

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garlic flavor juice and they even got

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bacon you

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yeah I'm not gonna lie that just sounds

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fire as [ __ ] and lastly

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now I don't even know if I can say this

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on YouTube right now but

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[ __ ] you can even get yourself some

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worse dessert worse were sisters just

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sir we're we're Chester horses War

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Chester shires regardless I think we all

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know the home of nicotine the Eternal

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Hot Box the communal Vape sesh it's the

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high school bathrooms man you walk into

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one of these joints and there's at least

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15 dudes hot boxing that [ __ ] at like 10

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a.m you come in trying to take a piss

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and now you got a Head Rush you you walk

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over to the urinals but it's so goddamn

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Hot Box you start pissing all over the

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walls but [ __ ] you can't even piss on

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the walls in peace man you got that one

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fiend coming over to you trying to suck

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your device dry and dude so down bad for

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that hit that that's not the only thing

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he'd suck dry now listen you may be

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thinking chains uh how do you know what

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you know about vaping and that's a great

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question back in the day I was a curious

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little George man and back in grade

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seven I was chilling at my friend back

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house and when I walked into Becky's

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crib I was nothing but an innocent

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curious young man but little did I know

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I would leave Becky's crib far different

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than I entered so you know me Bob and

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Billy are posted in Becky's room and I

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was sitting with Becky so Becky asked me

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have you ever hit a vape before hell no

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I had him but you know I had to play it

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cool around Becky so I said yeah yeah

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yeah yeah yeah I I do that [ __ ] all the

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time and so of course she passes me The

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Vape and honestly I didn't think this

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far ahead but I was in way too deep to

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come clean now so I put that [ __ ] in my

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mouth and I sucked the [ __ ] out of it

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pause and because this was the first

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time anything had made contact with my

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lungs beside oxygen my lungs started

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malfunctioning and I was coughing up a

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storm and my cool guy cover was blown

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but

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I had to see it through oh my God are

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you okay this [ __ ] ain't nothing for a

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guy like me

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and as I went on with my life I would

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hit a device here and there and

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eventually I even learned some tricks

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and [ __ ] but one day me and my homie had

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to run to catch a bus and so we started

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running but the homie doesn't even make

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it a hundred meters and he starts

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rolling on the floor coughing up blood

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and I was like yeah no yeah yup yeah no

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no [ __ ] that and you know I

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[Music]

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thank you

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[Music]

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