Valorant MINIGAMES and I tested on STREAMERS...

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2 Apr 202314:03

Summary

TLDRIn this entertaining script, the host organizes a mini-game tournament in Valor with a twist: unique rules for each game. Contestants face challenges like 'Joel's Games' with no cooldowns but only blast packs, 'Neon's Playground' testing agility, 'Floors Lava' requiring traversal without touching the ground, 'Shock Dart Smackdown' with teams battling to eliminate opponents, and 'KJ's Molly Madness' where players endure Nano swarms. The script is filled with humor, chaos, and competitive spirit, culminating in a thrilling finale.

Takeaways

  • ๐ŸŽฎ The script describes a mini game tournament in Valor, which includes various themed events.
  • ๐Ÿค” The first event, 'Welcome to the Party,' involves no cooldowns and only the use of blast packs and showstoppers, with the goal of being the last race standing.
  • ๐Ÿ† Scoring in the tournament is based on points, with different events awarding different point values for various placements.
  • ๐Ÿšถ The second event, 'Neon's Playground,' is a time trial focusing on movement skills and agility, with the best times earning points.
  • ๐Ÿ”ฅ 'Floors Lava' is a childhood classic game where contestants must traverse the map on top of sage walls without touching the floor.
  • ๐Ÿ’ฃ In 'Shock Dart Smackdown,' teams play as Sova and must eliminate the opposing team using shock darts within set boundaries.
  • ๐Ÿ‘ฅ Teamwork is required in some events, such as 'Shock Dart Smackdown,' where contestants must cooperate to win.
  • ๐ŸŽ‰ The last event, 'KJ's Molly Madness,' involves surviving as long as possible against Nano swarms thrown by twin Killjoys.
  • ๐Ÿ“Š The script mentions a scoring error that was discovered during editing, showing the importance of accurate scoring in the tournament.
  • ๐Ÿ… The final standings are announced with zip tie one winning the tournament with 13 points, followed by jet daddy in second place.
  • ๐Ÿ˜‚ The script contains humorous and casual commentary, indicating a lighthearted and entertaining atmosphere for the tournament.

Q & A

  • What is the name of the mini-game tournament created by the host in Valor?

    -The name of the mini-game tournament is 'Joel's Games'.

  • How many rounds are there in the first event of the tournament?

    -There are six rounds in the first event.

  • What are the boundaries for the first event of the tournament?

    -The boundaries are confined within the middle area of Pearl, with specific boundaries mentioned to avoid disqualification.

  • What are the special rules for the first event of the tournament?

    -There are no cool-downs, and players can only use their blast packs and showstoppers to eliminate all opponents.

  • What is the objective of the second event called 'Neon's Playground'?

    -The objective is to showcase movement skills and agility, with contestants playing as Sova or Neon and surviving as long as possible within set boundaries.

  • How many points are awarded for the best time in 'Neon's Playground'?

    -The best time wins four points, with decreasing points for the next best times.

  • What is the main challenge in the event 'The Floor is Lava'?

    -Contestants must traverse the map using only sage walls and cannot touch the floor, which is considered lava.

  • What are the consequences of touching the floor in 'The Floor is Lava'?

    -If a contestant touches the floor or takes longer than three seconds to get back on the wall, they will be disqualified.

  • What is the name of the event where contestants play as Sova and Neon?

    -The event is called 'KJ's Molly Madness'.

  • What are the conditions for winning in 'KJ's Molly Madness'?

    -The last neon standing, after surviving the Nano swarms thrown by the twin Killjoys, wins four points.

  • What is the scoring system for the final event in the tournament?

    -The last neon standing wins four points, with the possibility of other points awarded based on survival.

  • Who won the tournament according to the final score revealed in the script?

    -Zip tie won the tournament with a total of 13 points.

Outlines

00:00

๐ŸŽฎ 'Joel's Games' Mini Tournament Introduction

This paragraph introduces a mini game tournament hosted by the speaker, who humorously claims to be a genius. The event features a series of unusual and chaotic games in Valor, with invited content creators participating. The first game, 'Welcome to the Party,' has contestants on the same team with no cooldowns, only using blast packs and showstoppers to eliminate opponents within a confined area. The rules emphasize the importance of staying within boundaries to avoid disqualification. The chaotic nature of the game and the speaker's playful banter set a light-hearted tone for the tournament.

05:01

๐Ÿ† 'Neon's Playground' and 'Floors Lava' Challenges

The second paragraph describes two distinct events within the tournament. 'Neon's Playground' is a time trial event where contestants, playing as Sova, must stay on the rafters and use Hunters Fury while the 'Neon' contestant tries to survive as long as possible within set boundaries. The best times earn points. 'Floors Lava' is a childhood classic game where contestants must traverse the map using only sage walls to avoid touching the floor, which is considered lava. They must reach checkpoints and return to the starting point without breaking walls or falling into the lava. The first three to complete the course earn points, with penalties for breaking rules.

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๐Ÿฅ‹ 'Shock Dart Smackdown' and 'KJ's Molly Madness' Finale

The final paragraph outlines the last two events of the tournament. 'Shock Dart Smackdown' is a team-based event where contestants play as Sova with no cooldowns and limited shock darts to eliminate the opposing team within set boundaries. It's a best of three event, with winning team members earning points. 'KJ's Molly Madness' is the finale, where a contestant plays as Neon on Haven C site, trying to survive Nano swarms thrown by twin Killjoys. The last Neon standing wins points. The paragraph ends with a humorous recap of the scores, revealing the winner with the highest points and a celebratory note.

Mindmap

Keywords

๐Ÿ’กGenius

The term 'genius' refers to a person who is exceptionally intelligent or creative, typically to a degree that is associated with a high level of intellectual or creative originality. In the context of the video, the speaker humorously refers to themselves as a 'genius' to highlight their cleverness in creating the game tournament, as seen when they say, 'I am literally a genius.'

๐Ÿ’กScammed

To 'scam' means to deceive someone, typically for personal gain. In the video script, the term is used in a playful manner when the speaker says, 'I want to get you scammed,' indicating a lighthearted intention to trick or outsmart the participants in the game.

๐Ÿ’กValor

Valor is likely a reference to the video game 'Valorant,' a popular first-person shooter game developed by Riot Games. The script mentions hosting a mini game tournament in Valor, which is the setting for the events described in the video.

๐Ÿ’กContent Creators

Content creators are individuals who produce various forms of content, such as videos, articles, or podcasts, typically for distribution on social media platforms or websites. The script mentions inviting 'your favorite content creators' to participate in the game tournament, suggesting that the event is a gathering of influential players in the gaming community.

๐Ÿ’กTrolls Games

The term 'trolls' in gaming culture often refers to players who intentionally disrupt the game experience for others, often for amusement. 'Trolls Games' in the script seems to be the name of the game tournament, indicating that the games are designed to be chaotic and possibly frustrating, as evidenced by the description of the first event, 'Welcome to the Party.'

๐Ÿ’กBlast Packs and Showstoppers

In the context of 'Valorant,' 'Blast Packs' and 'Showstoppers' are types of abilities or equipment that players can use. The script specifies that in the game event, players can only use these items, indicating a unique set of rules for the tournament that adds to the chaotic nature of the event.

๐Ÿ’กEliminate

To 'eliminate' in a gaming context means to remove an opponent from the game, often by defeating them. The script mentions that players must 'eliminate all raises,' which is likely a playful misspelling of 'rivals,' and the last team standing will earn points, emphasizing the competitive aspect of the game.

๐Ÿ’กDisqualified

Being 'disqualified' means to be ruled out of a competition due to a violation of the rules. The script sets boundaries for the game and states that stepping out or being knocked out of the boundaries results in disqualification, adding an element of strategy and caution to the gameplay.

๐Ÿ’กNeon's Playground

Neon is a character in 'Valorant' known for her agility and movement abilities. 'Neon's Playground' is the name of the second event in the script, which focuses on showcasing players' movement skills and agility, likely by mimicking Neon's in-game abilities.

๐Ÿ’กTime Trial

A 'time trial' is a type of competition where participants are judged based on how quickly they can complete a course or task. In the script, the 'Neon's Playground' event is described as a time trial, where the best times earn points, emphasizing speed and efficiency in gameplay.

๐Ÿ’กLava

In gaming, 'lava' often refers to a hazard that can harm or eliminate players if they come into contact with it. The script mentions 'the floors lava,' indicating a game mechanic where players must avoid touching the floor, adding an extra layer of challenge to the event.

๐Ÿ’กShock Dart Smackdown

This term likely refers to an event in the game tournament where 'shock darts' are a key element. Given the context, it suggests a battle or competition involving the use of shock darts, a type of weapon or ability in 'Valorant,' to eliminate opponents.

๐Ÿ’กKJ's Molly Madness

This appears to be the name of the last event in the tournament. 'KJ' could be an abbreviation for 'Killjoy,' a character in 'Valorant' known for her Nano Swarm ability. 'Molly Madness' suggests a chaotic event involving molly, possibly a reference to a type of explosive in the game, adding to the theme of creative and challenging gameplay.

Highlights

Introduction of a mini game tournament in Valor

Invitation of favorite content creators to the tournament

First event 'Welcome to the Party' with unique rules involving no cooldowns and only blast packs

Participants must stay within boundaries to avoid disqualification

Strategy of sacrificing oneself for zero points to avoid feeling bad

Second event 'Neon's Playground' testing movement skills and agility

Time trial format with best three times earning points

Third event 'The Floor is Lava' requiring contestants to traverse without touching the floor

Rules against breaking walls and falling into the 'lava'

Fourth event 'Shock Dart Smackdown' with teams playing as Sova

Best of three format with boundaries to keep the game fair

Final event 'KJ's Molly Madness' with a test subject survival challenge

Survival as long as possible against Nano swarms to win points

Unexpected twist with Killjoy's twin and the possibility of rule-breaking

Final scores revealed with a surprising outcome

Highlight of a player's clever strategy to avoid elimination

Moment of humor when a player throws their mouse out of frustration

Cringe-worthy moment caught on camera during the game

Unexpected victory despite self-proclaimed 'stupid pants' strategy

Tense moment when a player is caught off-guard by an enemy

Transcripts

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I am literally a genius no I'm gonna get

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I want to get you scammed hey hey look

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at this guy no go away okay stop

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stunning me for the love of God hey

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what's going on guys so I created and

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hosted a mini game tournament in Valor

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let me touch you this is the first game

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of the trolls games welcome to the

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Joel's games and I invited your favorite

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content creators

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[Music]

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so much chaos in these games you won't

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want to miss it try these games out

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yourself and let me know what you think

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in the comments the first event is

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welcome to the party rules are simple

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everyone places raise and everyone has

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to be on the same team

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here's where things get crazy there are

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no cool downs but you can only use your

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blast packs and showstoppers you must

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eliminate all raises and the last race

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standing will get one point we will be

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playing a total of six rounds you are

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confined within the middle area of Pearl

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and here are the boundaries careful not

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to get knocked out of the boundaries or

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step out you will be disqualified let's

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get this party started

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from the swim team

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yeah yeah oh yeah all right ready

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set yeah go

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rocket

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okay and you guys are also allowed to

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team up on people too that's not against

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the rules okay can we all kill Joel's

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please no no except for me

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but you actually just owned me that is

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so good

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I fell out of the area so I'm just

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sacrifice

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my strategy to zero points so I don't

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feel bad about myself that's some major

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cope well you guys are actually cringe

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you guys are actually sitting up here

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with bikes

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[Music]

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I just threw my mouse

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I don't have a mouse

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what yeah 100 number one point yep don't

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worry it's balanced maybe

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you guys are cringe you guys are

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actually like cringe oh

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all right last one last one and then we

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move on to the next game

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restart the entire thing like let's just

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like yeah this is a test round actually

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it was a warm-up yo everyone in the

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lobby do you want do you want it

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do you want to Target submissive hippo

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okay I am now on the defensive

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I'm gonna die here soon

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wait I died for fall damage wait there's

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two

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all right all right Jonas was that one

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all right so the score right now I think

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I'm leading with five points and then we

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have Jonas and zip tie it too

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um Danny's at one yeah

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the second event is called neon's

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playground we've all seen those crazy

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movement clips of neon a nice box this

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game is all about showing off your

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movement skills and Agility all six

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contestants will be on the same team

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five of the contestants will be playing

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as Sova and must stay along the rafters

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at the back of the site silvas are only

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allowed to use Hunters Fury the

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remaining contestant will be playing as

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neon and can have free reign of the

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A-bomb site they must stay Within These

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highlighted boundaries this game mode is

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a time trial meaning neon must survive

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as long as possible the best three times

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won four points two points and one point

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respectively you only have one

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opportunity as neon so make it count we

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will be rotating Neons after each

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attempt good luck and may the player

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with the best movement win ready

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sets

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wait something's like me guys wait hello

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oh

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my God that was quick how long was that

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I don't know like eight seconds it's

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pretty long okay ready set

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go

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[Music]

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[Applause]

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oh my god

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Set cool

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assistant

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what the hell is that

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okay right now go

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oh yeah Jonas has got the attack down

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restart restart go

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everything

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oh

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all right who's left let's go

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update yeah

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what was that second place was me with

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14.

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15 seconds I know a lot about 15 seconds

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and nothing I feel like here welcome to

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the floors lava a childhood classic as

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the name implies you cannot touch the

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floor contestants will start on the

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railing at the back of the attacker's

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spawn and you must reach these two

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checkpoints observers will be watching

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to ensure that you touch these

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checkpoints since the floor is lava the

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only way that you can Traverse the map

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is on top of sage walls it does not

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matter which path you take to reach the

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checkpoints as long as you touch both of

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them and return back to the attacker's

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spot

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be careful though you may bump your head

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on certain corridors causing the walls

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to break and you falling into the lava

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luckily the lava is only lukewarm and

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you'll be able to continue the race as

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long as you get back on your wall within

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one second if you are caught running

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across the lava or taking longer than

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three seconds to get back on the wall

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you will be disqualified you are also

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not allowed to break any walls If You

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Are Walled off you will have to find

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another way around only the first three

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contestants to touch both checkpoints

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and return to attack or spawn will gain

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points first place will get four points

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second place will get two and third

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place will get one watch your feet and

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good luck but like we can't really count

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like I don't know exactly when what one

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second is so is it literally calls you

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out oh don't do this one Mississippi

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[Music]

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ready Sago

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wait I'm silly

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but is on top of tube lava

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oh wait oh

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I'm fine

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how am I bad at stage this is my name

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bro

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okay surely I'm out there's no way

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good job wait what is happening

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Japanese

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okay hey guys I'll be taking me guys

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but I realize I'm the stupid pants I won

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first place I mean you guys keep going

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for second and third

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time

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you can't

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I hope you didn't burn any Bridges with

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any contestants because this game

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requires you to team up and work

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together welcome to shock Dart Smackdown

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contestants will be split into two teams

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and you must play Sova each team will

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start on opposite corners of the B-side

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split there are no cooldowns and you

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have a limited shock darts to fire at

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your enemy your team will be considered

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Victorious when the enemy team is

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eliminated we can't let you roam freely

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though here are the map boundaries this

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is designed to keep the playing field

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even this is the best of three events

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all contestants on the winning team will

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win three points best of luck this is

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the teams right here oh

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right Defenders are going to start in

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the back of these

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attacker

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guys guys guys guys stop stop man stop

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holy yeah ready

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Set Go

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guys

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oh okay

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the clutch for Jonas his lineups

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okay

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ready say go

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okay I didn't mucho damage

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this time and then us Defenders will be

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here in the back here buddy I think

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you're on the wrong team ready as I go

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not to be toxic but that was the threest

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game I've ever played what bro you

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didn't need a lot of the NIT all right

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all right that wraps up that game we

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have last one welcome to the last event

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KJ's Molly Madness killjoy has a twin

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they've both been tinkering with their

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Nano swarms and they need some new test

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subjects lucky you as the test subject

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you'll be playing as neon on Haven C

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site as a test subject you must stay

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within these lines on site any attempt

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to leave these boundaries will be met

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with disqualification the killjoys will

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be on top of the box throwing their Nano

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swarms as neon you will try and survive

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as long as possible however we all know

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that Niels don't always follow the rules

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Nihon is allowed to throw her stuns in

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an attempt to slow down the other Neons

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the last neon standing will win four

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points good luck hopefully this will be

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the last time KJ tests her butts

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wait Fate has one blue eye and one red

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oh my God I never knew that wow that's

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poggers Ready

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Set Go

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I'm getting stuck

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I'm a literal genius I am so smart oh my

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God no I got cooked no I'm gonna get I

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want to get you scammed hey hey look at

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this guy hey hey look at him no go away

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okay stop studying me for the love of

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God

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it's like right under you guys

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don't tell him that come on throw them

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over here hello hello hello

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and there's always

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oh I won it okay

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perfect

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all sending under them

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oh my God

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last one last one all right ready

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go

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no if I feel the body Shield is it too

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late to buy right now

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this guy I actually just hides okay wait

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so we're gonna score what's the score

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what's the score we found out during

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editing that we tell you the score is

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wrong initially in sixth place with

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three points we have Sage mommy in fifth

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place with four points we have average

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Jonas in fourth place with six points we

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have Gumi in third place with seven

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points we have me drum roll please in

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second place with eight points we have

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jet daddy that means zip tie one with a

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whopping 13 points

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[Music]

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thank you

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