SML 2018 F-Bomb Compilation (Completely Censored)
Summary
TLDRThe video script is a chaotic, humorous dialogue filled with exclamations and bleeped-out profanities, suggesting a comedic scene involving characters in various situations. It features a father and son, Jeffy and 'Daddy,' engaging in playful banter, misunderstandings, and mishaps. The script includes references to everyday life, such as balloons popping, eating green beans, and playing video games, with a running theme of the father being accused of being 'high.' The interactions are punctuated with physical comedy and exaggerated reactions, creating a lively and entertaining narrative.
Takeaways
- ๐ The script starts with a celebratory mood, indicating a success or achievement.
- ๐ซ There is a repeated theme of censorship, with frequent use of [bleep] to cover up inappropriate language.
- ๐จโ๐ฆ The dialogue involves a father and son, with the son, Jeffy, often expressing frustration or dissatisfaction.
- ๐ Jeffy's interactions with balloons highlight a playful yet accident-prone nature.
- ๐ฆ There is a mention of a lottery win, suggesting a sudden change in the father's fortune and attitude.
- ๐ซ Jeffy's school-related issues, including expulsion and summer school, indicate a troubled academic life.
- ๐ A car accident involving a baseball and a windshield crack adds a chaotic element to the script.
- ๐ The script includes several instances of food, such as pizza and green beans, which serve as a metaphor for disagreements and preferences.
- ๐ฟ The mention of drugs or being 'high' is a recurring joke, implying the father's irresponsible behavior.
- ๐ฎ Jeffy's desire to play video games and the father's disapproval reflect a common parent-child conflict.
- ๐ The script ends with a birthday scenario, where Jeffy is grounded, adding a twist to the typical celebration.
Q & A
Why did the characters exclaim 'Whoo! Yeah, we did it!' at the beginning of the script?
-The characters are expressing excitement and celebration, likely due to the successful completion of a task or event, although the specific achievement is not detailed in the provided transcript.
What is the significance of the word '[bleep]' in the script?
-The '[bleep]' is used as a placeholder for profanity or inappropriate language that has been censored for a more suitable audience, maintaining the comedic tone without using explicit language.
Why does Jeffy repeatedly pop balloons?
-Jeffy pops balloons because he is inflating them with too much air, which causes them to burst. His father advises him to use just a little bit of air to avoid this.
What is Jeffy's reaction when he is told he has been expelled?
-Jeffy seems surprised and tries to deflect the blame, asking his father to hold on while he explains. However, his father interrupts him, showing a mix of shock and disbelief.
Why does the character say 'I named a star Reptar'?
-This line suggests that the character has taken the liberty of naming a star, possibly as a whimsical or humorous action, although the context for why 'Reptar' is chosen is not provided.
What is the context of the characters discussing 911 and wasting time?
-The script implies that someone has misused the emergency number 911, causing frustration for the character who values the seriousness of the number and is upset by the waste of time.
Why does Jeffy repeatedly accuse his father of being high?
-Jeffy accuses his father of being high as a form of protest or complaint against his father's perceived unfairness or unreasonable behavior, although the father's actual state is not confirmed in the script.
What is the issue with the candy bar that Jeffy was eating?
-The candy bar caused Jeffy pain in his tooth, which led him to exclaim a curse word in frustration and discomfort.
Why does the character express frustration about the weather forecast?
-The character is upset because the weather forecast predicted sunshine, but instead, it was cloudy with a chance of rain, which led to a baseball cracking his windshield.
What is the conflict regarding the baseball with 'Jeffy's favorite ball' written on it?
-The conflict arises when a baseball, identified as Jeffy's favorite, is found at the scene of a windshield crack. The owner of the baseball is in question, and the character is trying to figure out who is responsible.
Why does Jeffy refuse to go to summer school?
-Jeffy refuses to attend summer school because he feels it is unfair and pointless, especially after having attended school all year. He believes he should have passed the first time and is resistant to repeating the experience.
Outlines
๐ Hilarious Family Antics and Misadventures
This paragraph captures a series of comedic and chaotic exchanges within a family setting. The dialogues are filled with playful banter, humorous misunderstandings, and instances of children mimicking adult language, leading to frequent bleeping out of profanities. The family members engage in various activities, such as playing with balloons, discussing the lottery win, and dealing with everyday life situations like dental pain and car windshield damage. The script also includes playful threats, humorous accusations of being under the influence, and a lot of physical comedy involving falls and crashes. The tone is light-hearted and the content is designed to entertain with its absurdity and family dynamics.
๐ก Escalating Conflicts and Outbursts
The second paragraph portrays a series of escalating conflicts and heated exchanges among the characters. The narrative begins with a confrontation over a stolen camera and quickly devolves into a series of arguments, accusations, and threats. There are references to property damage, reckless driving, and personal grievances. The characters express their frustration through outbursts, demands for compensation, and declarations of their rights. The dialogue is peppered with strong language and exclamations, reflecting the high tension and emotional intensity of the situations described. The summary of this paragraph highlights the tumultuous relationships and the characters' struggle to assert control and seek justice in a chaotic environment.
๐คฏ Absurdity and Chaos in Family Dynamics
The third paragraph continues the theme of absurdity and chaos within the family, with a focus on the character Jeffy's interactions. The dialogue includes nonsensical demands, such as wanting to be a llama, and references to pop culture, like the character Yzma from the movie 'The Emperor's New Groove.' There are also moments of intense frustration, like the character's refusal to fix a tree and the accidental pulling of the wrong lever. The script is filled with exaggerated expressions of anger, rejection of friendship, and humorous attempts at problem-solving. The summary encapsulates the surreal and chaotic nature of the family's interactions, highlighting the absurd situations and the characters' extreme reactions to them.
Mindmap
Keywords
๐กCussing
๐กBalloon
๐กLottery
๐กExpulsion
๐กHigh
๐กGreen Beans
๐กBaseball
๐กSummer School
๐กChef
๐กFortnite
๐กBirthday
Highlights
Celebratory excitement with exclamations of accomplishment.
Use of profanity bleeped out for content appropriateness.
Reminder about not using profanity on YouTube platform.
Comical situation of needing another bowl after a mishap.
Child's playful frustration with repeatedly popping balloons.
Parental advice on handling balloons with care.
Humor in the character's reaction to winning the lottery.
Character's over-the-top reaction to being expelled.
A child's innocent confusion about a star named Reptar.
Comical misunderstanding about someone being 'high'.
Exaggerated frustration over a candy bar hurting a tooth.
Ridiculousness of a baseball cracking a windshield.
Comical misplacement of a watch during a power outage.
Child's humorous refusal to eat green beans.
Parent's humorous comparison of child's height to various objects.
Character's humorous claim of being rich and looking for a chef.
Comical conflict over a stolen camera.
Character's humorous overreaction to a missing watch.
Child's humorous desire to be a moose.
Comical misinterpretation of a child's birthday punishment.
Humor in the character's reaction to sharing a birthday with a telescope.
Comical dialogue about making grilled cheese turning into burnt cheese.
Child's humorous confusion about a character's actions.
Comical situation of a character being unable to reach something high.
Humor in the character's reaction to a failed magic trick.
Comical dialogue about a pumpkin not needing a face.
Humor in a character's unexpected Christmas greeting.
Transcripts
-Whoo! Yeah, we did it! -Whoo, yeah!
-[bleep] yeah! -[both] Yeah!
-Well, [bleep]! -Hey, hey, hey, hey!
You can't cuss on YouTube either!
[thud, crash]
[bleep]! Well, I need another bowl.
Hold on. [grunting]
-[Jeffy spits] -[thud]
[bleep]!
like...
bouncy as [bleep]!
[blowing]
-[balloon pops] -[Jeffy bleeps]
Hey, daddy, I think I popped my balloon.
Why don't you grab another one, Jeffy? Just be more careful.
Alright, daddy.
-[blowing, pops] -[Jeffy bleeps]
Daddy, I keep popping the balloons.
Well, you're putting too much air, Jeffy.
You just need a little bit of air, just a little bit.
Alright, daddy.
-[blows, pops] -[Jeffy bleeps]
What's your excuse now, genius?
I have won a lottery. I am a lucky [bleep].
I'll [bleep] you up! I'll [bleep] you up real good like... [shouts]
You got expelled, Jeffy, how did you get expelled?
Daddy, hold the [bleep]!
Oh, my God! I just [bleep] explained it!
-[door opens] -What the [bleep] do you want?
-I named a star Reptar. -It's [bleep] dope!
-[egg cracks] -Daddy! Are you [bleep] high?!
Oh, what's this [bleep] doing? [grunts]
Oh no! Are you [bleep] high?!
I was so close!
-You mother[bleep]! Police resources! -[Junior screaming]
911 is a serious emergency number!
Stop it, stop it! Please stop it!
Sorry, I just get so mad when you waste my time like that.
But whoever you are, [bleep] you!
[screams, bleep]
Well, daddy, I was eating a candy bar
and it hurt my tooth so bad,
I had to say [bleep]!
-Oh, you had to say that? -Yeah.
Oh, [bleep]! [bleep]!
Cock-a doodle doo! Cock-a doodle doo, [bleep]!
-[thud] -Ow! What the [bleep], daddy?!
-Jeffy, you're supposed to hit it! -[bleep] you!
You've gotta be [bleep] kidding me!
What the [bleep]?!
Is this your [bleep] baseball?
He said it was supposed to be sunny!
But it wasn't! It was cloudy with a chance of [bleep] baseball!
And this baseball landed and cracked my windshield!
-[stammers] -[bleep] me, right?
Oh, that's really [bleep] weird because it says ''Jeffy's favorite ball'' on it!
How am I gonna solve this case
of whose [bleep] ball this is?
-How are you moving? -It's a big [bleep] miracle, Mario!
I was faking it the whole time!
-2 weeks? -Yep.
2 [bleep] weeks, Mario.
-Because they're good for you, Jeffy! -Well, I don't want green beans, daddy!
These 2 [bleep]heads got happy meals!
Don't use that language to the table, Jeffy.
Well, I'll walk away for the table then, daddy!
These 2 [bleep]heads got happy meals and I want one!
Well, that's not gonna [bleep] happen in this lifetime!
Alright, well, [bleep] me then.
Alright, you know what? [bleep] them all! [bleep] them all!
Everyone here!
My daddy must be high as [bleep] and I gonna tell him!
Daddy, are you [bleep] high?!
Daddy, you're high as [bleep] if you think this is [bleep] fair!
You're high as [bleep]! This is you, daddy!
You're way the [bleep] up here! You're up here
and I'm way down here, daddy. You're high as [bleep]!
And you wanna know what? This is the airplane!
Airplanes are right here! You...
you're the way the [bleep] up here, daddy!
And you wanna know where the space shuttle is?
Where?
Right here, daddy. Space shuttles right here,
You're way the [bleep] up here, daddy.
High as [bleep]! High as [bleep]!
What the [bleep], daddy?!
Oh, [bleep] you! You don't even [bleep] need dessert,
you old overweight [bleep]!
Jeffy, Jeffy, Jeffy, look.
Look, look, look, pizza is bad for you.
So the [bleep] is sorting crack, daddy!
But you still do that every [bleep] day, you're always high as [bleep]!
Jeffy, look, look, look, look.
You're not getting dessert until all those green beans are gone.
-Jeffy! -Oh, thank [bleep] God!
Where's my [bleep] dessert, daddy?!
so I'm gonna do one-handed
'cuz I'm a cocky [bleep].
[stutters] What's wrong?
[sobbing] I found this [bleep] onion!
Why would I give a [bleep]?
-What? -Why would I give a [bleep] about your dad
not caring about you?
Wait, what the [bleep], what?
Junior, what the [bleep]?! You just murdered Joseph!
You've been gone in 6 minutes and
you're gonna come back and you own the place
and try to tell me what to do? No, [bleep] that!
You're not gonna wear your helmet like I told you to!
[bleep] that helmet, daddy!
Well, I rather be grounded than high as [bleep]
like you, daddy!
Oh, you [bleep] up!
You [bleep] up real good!
[Jeffy] Shut the [bleep] up, Jeffy!
[Mario] Don't talk to me like that, Jeffy!
[Jeffy grunts]
I don't know, daddy, I think YOU lost it
when you did the laundry last, you irresponsible [bleep]!
It's the last day of summer school, mother[bleep]!
Alright, daddy! I'm ready for my vacation now!
I got my big [bleep] goofy glasses on!
Fart [bleep] flowers?
[bleep] that, daddy! I'm not going to school again!
What's the [bleep] point?!
No, [bleep] that, daddy, what was the point of
going all year if I have to do it over the summer? [bleep] that!
'Cuz you're suppose to pass the first time, Jeffy, if he said you fail, you have to do it again!
No, [bleep] that, daddy! I'm not going to summer school!
No, [bleep] that, daddy!
Listen to the words coming out of my mouth!
[bleep] that! I'm not going to summer school!
[moaning]
The [bleep] was that?
My name is Mr. Goodman and I'm rich as [bleep]!
So guess who's the force than looking for a new chef.
[bleep] me.
You saw my [bleep] face on your TV.
Don't you [bleep] this up, Pee Pee.
Oh, don't worry, I won't mess it up.
Without giving me back my [bleep] camera he's not.
Um, stealing, 'cuz he's stole my [bleep] camera!
No, really, I was just--
Okay, you back the [bleep] up!
You back the [bleep] up or I will you the [bleep] away!
I can't believe he [bleep] this up.
That pee pee [bleep] me good and hard.
Oh, and burning buildings like Little Caesars!
-Yeah, [bleep] Little Caesars! -Yeah, [bleep] Little Caesars!
[both chanting] [bleep] Little Caesars!
Guys, guys, what does Little Caesars even do?
-So you are raising geese! -[bleep]!
Okay, I'm sorry I bought up the deuce egg.
New guy, get the [bleep] out.
Where's that [bleep] bridge, daddy? 'Cuz I'm [bleep] jumping!
Ugh, mother[bleep]!
Alright, daddy, first question:
why the [bleep] can't I play Fortnite?!
Because, Jeffy, video games are bad for you.
You need exercise or something.
Alright, second question: [bleep] you!
That's not even a question, Jeffy!
Alright, third question:
you're [bleep] high!
High, high, high!
What the [bleep]?!
-What? -Where the [bleep] did my watch go, Mario?!
Your watch? What are you talking about?
Before the power went out,
my [bleep] watch was on my wrist.
And then, boop! The power came back on,
but my watch, [bleep] gone.
Houdini as [bleep]!
[stuttering] Oh, I didn't touch it, I didn't touch the stupid--
I don't know what happened to it, maybe it slipped off your arm.
Mario, you better find my [bleep] watch!
Me? I'm not the one who lost it!
It's on your wrist and you're the one who lost it, I didn't touch it!
-What? -I'm sorry.
What the actual [bleep] was that?
Why can't I just drink out of the [bleep] bottle?
That's the [bleep] point of the flashlight, daddy.
I wanna be a moose! Oh, moose [bleep]!
-[squawks] -[chuckles] What the [bleep]?
Daddy, are you high as [bleep]?
And this crazy French [bleep] is back at it again.
I'm not 18 yet! Why are you [bleep] me like this?
A pencil on my nose and I'm cross-eyed as [bleep]!
And this is you, daddy! High as [bleep]!
See, there's you right here about the clouds and the airplanes,
this is how high as [bleep] you are if you think I made this mess!
Alright, Jeffy, so, for your birthday,
you're gonna stay in the corner all day.
-What the [bleep]?! -The corner, Jeffy!
What do you want, Hubble?
-Hubble what? - I called a hubble...
old telescope [bleep]!
I'm grounded on my birthday...
and I gotta share a birthday with this old [bleep]!
What do you want, Junior? Can't you see I'm making Grilled Cheese?
More like Burnt Cheese.
[bleep] got him.
Why don't you kiss each other in front of the whole class?
[bleep], alright! Come here, Junior!
I know this pizza is a good pizza, look,
it wouldn't harm everybody!
Okay, daddy, Ow, [bleep]!
I just got one question for you:
Who the [bleep] did it?!
So who the [bleep]?!
Why did you have a bad day, Jeffy?
Because someone [bleep] stole my shoes!
Are you [bleep] serious?!
Gimme your [bleep] drivers license!
My drivers license? Why?
'Cuz you don't know how to [bleep] drive!
[stammering] Look, I'm sorry, I was in a rush.
I was taking my son to school.
Taking your s-- You don't need him to go to school!
Driving school 'cuz you don't know how to [bleep] drive!
I was in rush, I'm really sorry!
[stuttering] What am I gonna do without ''I'm sorry'', Mario?
''I'm sorry'' doesn't fix my [bleep] Lamborghini!
You give me your drivers license and insurance!
Because my neck hurts!
Ow! Ah, [bleep]!
Ah! I can't move! I'm paraylzed!
[screaming]
Now if you excuse me, I have to take this mother[bleep]
into the tip of the rocketship.
Ah-ha! Ha-ha!
Ah, [bleep] you!
Blast the [bleep] off
Worth every [bleep] penny.
Do you ever just like have a cold
or something... normal?
Daddy, [grunt]'s not a [bleep] word!
Yes it is, Jeffy!
I don't know how to spell it, Jeffy!
'Cuz it's not a [bleep] word, daddy!
coming the [bleep] off.
Where's the [bleep] magic trick?
Well, you better get it the [bleep] back!
No, no, no, no, no, no [bleep] ta-da.
You better get it to [bleep] here
'cuz I want my [bleep] house payment!
Oh, come the [bleep] on, really?!
You should've use that in the sentence!
You don't ask for 10 sentences.
Oh, this is un-[bleep]-believable!
But it doesn't need a face, daddy,
it's a [bleep] pumpkin.
-Uh, hello? -Merry mother[bleep] Christmas!
[laughs]
Moo-ve out of my [bleep] way
so I wanna come outside in the costume contest.
No, [bleep]. No, Mario,
I just like walking around [bleep] neighbor
who dressing up as a [bleep] cow.
Well, to be completely honest with you, Mario,
So let me the [bleep] in, Mario!
Okay, come on.
Sure the [bleep] did, daddy.
I better win. This costume was [bleep] expensive.
-Mom, what the [bleep]? -Oh, that's great, honey.
[Woman] You're wearing it, you dumb [bleep]!
And the fourth option that we just
completely [bleep] missed.
Wh-why the [bleep] would we want that?!
Some kind of cartoon?
Aw, [bleep].
I missed you so-- [screaming]
What the [bleep]?!
Still through, th-that is [bleep] terrifying.
What the [bleep] is a turk day, Joseph?
China is way the [bleep] over here!
This is [bleep] China!
Jeffy, you are literally the stupidest mother[bleep] on the [bleep] planet!
Let's do one more, just for a [bleep] giggle!
Who the [bleep] keeps screaming?!
[screaming]
Jeffy, shut up! He didn't eat [bleep]!
[bleep] you! I don't wanna be friends with you!
I don't wanna be friends with you!
[screaming]
[bleep] you! [bleep] you hard!
Well, you said fix it and somebody has to be
eaten with [bleep] nine!
I think you're high as... if you think I can reach up there.
That's what I've been trying to say a whole... time, daddy!
Jeffy, stop cussing.
No, no, no, no, you're gonna stay here.
You're gonna fix my... tree!
Alright, you wanna be a llama?
I can turn into a llama.
I'm [bleep] Yzma over here.
Pull the lever, Kronk!
Wrong [bleep] lever, that's me!
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