Don't Touch That Dial
Summary
TLDRThe script is a humorous and chaotic parody of classic cartoons, featuring a mishmash of characters and scenarios. It opens with a cow attempting a crash landing, with Mighty Mouse guiding it down. The narrative quickly devolves into absurdity, with jokes about bodily functions and references to other cartoons. The script includes a variety of characters, from a bomb-wielding individual to a rat monster, and even a land developer with nefarious intentions. The tone is satirical, poking fun at television's lack of 'pro-social values' and the repetitive nature of cartoons. It concludes with a call to action for children to engage in outdoor activities rather than being glued to the TV, emphasizing the importance of balance in entertainment consumption.
Takeaways
- ๐ฎ The script features a cow attempting a crash landing, highlighting a chaotic and humorous scenario.
- ๐ฆ 'Mighty Mouse' is portrayed as a hero trying to assist the cow, emphasizing the theme of heroism in the face of absurdity.
- ๐ There's a mention of a hospital and a transplant, suggesting a subplot involving medical urgency.
- ๐ฃ The presence of a bomb adds an element of danger and action to the narrative.
- ๐ง A request for a 'Brie piece' introduces a light-hearted, food-related joke amidst the chaos.
- ๐ต The script includes multiple instances of music, indicating a playful and possibly musical nature of the content.
- ๐ The characters find themselves in a deserted house, suggesting a shift in setting and potential mystery.
- ๐ญ The 'rat monster of gruesome Gulch' is mentioned, hinting at a villain or antagonist in the story.
- ๐ค A character is described as having a 'preposterous speech impediment,' adding to the comedic aspect of the dialogue.
- ๐ซ The script criticizes the lack of 'pro-social values' in the show, reflecting a meta-commentary on the nature of television content.
- ๐บ The final part of the script addresses the audience directly, discussing the impact of television and suggesting alternatives to watching TV.
Q & A
What is the cow trying to do in the script?
-The cow is attempting to make a crash landing with one of his stomachs thrown.
Who is trying to help the cow land safely?
-Mighty Mouse is trying to talk the cow down for a safe landing.
What is the unusual situation with the French fry in the script?
-Someone blew a whole French fry, including a crinkle cut one, through their nose.
What is the cow's urgent need mentioned in the script?
-The cow needs to get to the hospital for a transplant.
What does the character with the bomb represent in the script?
-The character with a bomb symbolizes an unexpected and dangerous element in the situation.
Why does the show's theme song get interrupted?
-The theme song gets interrupted because the character wants to put Mighty Mouse down to finish the song.
What is the nature of the 'rat monster of gruesome Gulch' mentioned in the script?
-The 'rat monster of gruesome Gulch' is described as an infamous character that the characters are searching for, possibly a villain.
Why does the character with the speech impediment get teased in the script?
-The character is teased for using a 'preposterous speech impediment' and is asked to speak 'the queen's English' instead.
What is the goal of the character singing 'It's a dou world, baby'?
-The character's goal is to pick the lock with their 'RO' and get to 'your B', which seems to be a playful or cryptic way of expressing their intentions.
What is the cure that the moose is trying to create in the script?
-The moose is trying to create a cure for loud Hawaiian shirts, which is a humorous take on curing cancer.
Who are the 'real gag Busters' and what is their mission?
-The 'real gag Busters' are characters sworn to eliminate any trace of humor in the world, indicating a mission against comedy.
Outlines
๐ 'Mighty Mouse' and 'Cow' Antics
The paragraph introduces a chaotic and humorous scene where a character, possibly Mighty Mouse, is attempting to guide a cow to safety. The cow is described as trying to land with one of its stomachs thrown, indicating a comedic and exaggerated situation. There's a mention of a bomb and a hospital, adding to the urgency and action. The script is filled with nonsensical dialogue and sound effects, suggesting a cartoonish and fast-paced narrative. The paragraph ends with a character expressing their favorite show, hinting at a self-awareness within the script.
๐ต 'Here Comes Stone' and the Search for the Rat Monster
This paragraph continues the absurdity with a focus on a character named Stone, who is on a mission to find the 'rat monster of gruesome Gulch.' The narrative includes a mix of dialogue and song lyrics, with a character expressing a desire to 'pick the lock' and reach a goal. There's a comedic interplay with a character named Mr. E, who is suspected of being a land developer or a lawyer involved in property schemes. The paragraph ends with a reveal that the character under a costume is just a neck and tendons, adding to the surreal and humorous tone.
๐บ 'The Real Gag Busters' and the Critique of Television
The final paragraph delves into a critique of television, with characters named 'the real gag Busters' who are on a mission to eliminate humor from the world. The paragraph includes a satirical take on the banality of television content, with characters like Rocky and Hood Winkle working on a scientific discovery that turns out to be a cure for loud Hawaiian shirts. The narrative includes a confrontation with the 'gag Busters' and a defense of the characters' right to be humorous. The paragraph concludes with a commentary on the nature of television, suggesting that the medium often lacks originality and quality, and ends with a call for the audience to engage in more meaningful activities than watching TV.
Mindmap
Keywords
๐กMighty Mouse
๐กCow
๐กCrinkle Cut French Fry
๐กTransplant
๐กBomb
๐กBrie
๐กRat Monster
๐กSquat Thrusts
๐กDou World
๐กCancer Cure
๐กHood Winkle
Highlights
The cow attempts a crash landing with one of his stomachs thrown.
Mighty Mouse tries to help the cow land safely.
A character with a bomb is in need of a hospital transplant.
The show takes a humorous turn with a character blowing a french fry through their nose.
The setting shifts to a place that doesn't resemble Mouseville.
A character expresses their favorite show with enthusiasm.
The introduction of 'Here Comes Stone', a second favorite cartoon star.
A character is saved from a violent show by another character.
A character is lost and finds themselves in a deserted place.
The search for the 'rat monster of gruesome Gulch' is mentioned.
A character is being eaten alive, adding to the show's chaotic nature.
A character is instructed to speak 'the queen's English'.
A scene with characters doing squat thrusts for an unexpected reason.
The discovery of a cure for cancer is humorously mentioned as a cure for loud Hawaiian shirts.
The 'real gag Busters' are introduced as characters against humor.
A character is accused of picking on 'ethnically mixed buddies'.
The show's lack of pro-social values is commented on by a character.
The concept of television as a 'medium' is humorously critiqued.
A character is urged to go outside and play, suggesting the limitations of TV.
The show concludes with a call for viewers to watch 'The all-new Adventures of Mighty Mouse'.
Transcripts
[Music]
[Music]
here I come to save the day oh no not
this
show me me Roger one Niner identify
yourself copy this is the cow
I just flew in from Cleveland and boy
are my ARS
tired wow did you see that boy I'll say
why you just blew a whole french fry
through your nose and a crinkle cut one
too the situation here is critical folks
the cow is attempting to make a crash
landing with one of his stomachs thrown
Mighty Mouse is trying to talk him down
hang on cow I'll help you land hurry up
mighty M I've got to get this he lived
into the hospital of our transplant and
this guy's got a
bomb how about cing me that Brie pce
[Music]
[Music]
[Music]
sir whoopee the crops are saved we're in
the home stretch now cow just level her
off and set her down between the
[Music]
lights a this show hadn't got enough
heart in
it hey what's going on
here this doesn't look like mouseville
oh this is my very favorite show
[Music]
Here Comes Stone your second favorite
cartoon
[Music]
[Music]
star what are you doing why I'm saving
your day
well put me down I've got to finish my
theme song Oh suit
yourself dribble his
[Music]
neor and here comes Jerry
buy and Mike second cousin on
[Music]
Here
[Music]
Comes no down boy down FR
down this show is too violent for me
oh no not
again now where am
I H this place seems
deserted hey Thunder stick where are we
going like we're running aimlessly
through this old house isn't that right
fuu hi my dear boy we are searching for
the infamous rat monster of gruesome
Gulch wait a minute where's
ringing ringing where are you
[Music]
SC ring are you all
right all right bro are you right yikes
like I'm being eaten alive
man oh you look kind of cute like that
right R you look
cute ringing will you stop using that
Preposterous speech impediment and start
speaking the queen's English okay
everybody time for some squat thrusts
one two one two hey you guys I think
there's something in
here um hi do you know
me
where it's a world
baby is my goal I'll pick the lock with
my RO and get to your B
it's a dou world baby and I love could
get
much and share my ring and with
[Music]
your it's a dou world
baby is my goal I'll pick the lock I
rock and get to your B
oh gosh I feel my IQ dropping by the
minute is
my well I pity the fool who sits on my
really big shoe now that's just plain
hard to believe say there chump have you
been picking on my ethnically mixed
buddies hey put me down sir oh I've got
Blue
Cross why is going Mr E you the rat
master of gruesome Gulch hey I'll bet
he's really the Crooked land developer
who's been buying up all the property
don't me S under stick he's got to be
the Shifty lawyer who's trying to get
the building condemned well zes let's
take off this costume and see what he
really looks like hey watch it oh oh hey
there's no one under here just a neck
and some tendons a this show's got no
pro-social
values now I know why they call
television a medium because nothing on
it is rare or well done yes kitties it's
time for another episode of Rocky and
Hood
Winkle hey let me out of
here where's my liar I want to see the
warden as this episode begins Our Heroes
were about to discover a cure for cancer
fowinkle the N too bright moose was
mixing together a special solution that
would eliminate the nation's number one
Affliction at last a cure for loud
Hawaiian shirts
hey Rocky have you beaten that bat into
powder yet well I'm almost finished you
know wa Hood Winkle and Rocky good to
see you again put her there
Pals sorry about that Mighty Mouse Rocky
just got a little excited oh that's okay
at least it was a friendly
fist how are you two doing H oh me and
Rocky here are blazing new trails in
scientific discovery right Rock y huh
well I always say if you want to look
smart hang around with dumb
people you love
it
funny oh no it's the real gag
Busters yes it's the real gag Busters
far totally off-the-wall characters
sworn to eliminate any trace of humor in
the world today hey hey look these guys
are talling jokes they're not supposed
to do that yeah next thing you know
people will start laughing at them we
got to stop him okay but how oh I know
let's select them out with extreme
prejudice ready for
cancellation aim oh no you don't not my
cartoon buddies
fire
woo oh no
finish him
[Music]
off now beat it you little Monte Banks
back to Whimsy town with you oh wow
that's amazing yeah I didn't know you
were a rug it may not be much but each
str's got a muscle h a this shows just
plain
stinks oh no not this time hold it wait
stop the
[Music]
music so you're the one who's been
changing the channels on me H you
naughty little boy why are you doing
this because I'm bored well of course
you're bored look what you're watching
hour upon hour power of electronic
problem imitation is the sincerest form
of
Television but what else is there to do
why a million things my boy go outside
and play Breathe fresh air ride a bike
read a book pester your parents too much
of any one thing is bad for you even
good TV yes yes you're right I'll go out
and play right now
good but remember if you must watch a
television show be sure to watch The
allnew Adventures of Mighty Mouse and
all the reruns too yes sir yes sir but
enough of this lying in hypocrisy time
for what television's really about and
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