[YTP] INCREDIBLY HOT DULLICIOUS PISSA

cs188
30 Jun 202205:15

Summary

TLDRThe transcript is a chaotic and humorous parody of pizza commercials, featuring nonsensical dialogues and absurd scenarios. It includes references to twisted breadsticks mistaken for body parts, bizarre pizza toppings, and comical misadventures with pizza delivery. The script is filled with puns, wordplay, and a satirical take on popular pizza chains, all delivered in a fast-paced, comedic style.

Takeaways

  • ๐ŸŽต The script humorously plays with the concept of pizza and breadsticks, suggesting unconventional uses and combinations.
  • ๐Ÿ˜ณ It satirizes the idea of fast food advertising, with absurd claims about delivery speed and product features.
  • ๐Ÿ• The dialogue includes a chaotic mix of food items, with a focus on pizza and its various components.
  • ๐Ÿ˜ฒ There are references to popular culture, including video games and well-known pizza chains.
  • ๐Ÿค” The script questions the quality of ingredients used in the pizzas, with a comedic twist on the concept of 'careless selection'.
  • ๐ŸŽถ It incorporates catchy and repetitive jingles that are typical of commercial advertisements.
  • ๐Ÿ˜… The script uses crude humor and toilet jokes to create a comedic effect.
  • ๐Ÿ‘€ There are nonsensical and surreal elements, such as mentions of X-ray vision and 'spider' pizza toppings.
  • ๐Ÿ’ฉ The content is intentionally provocative and gross, with descriptions of unappetizing food scenarios.
  • ๐ŸŽฎ The script ends with a reference to a video game, suggesting a connection between gaming and pizza consumption.

Q & A

  • What is the humorous play on words with 'Twisted' in the script?

    -The script humorously uses the word 'Twisted' to refer to both 'twisted breadsticks' and 'twisted' in a sense of being odd or bizarre, creating a pun on the word.

  • What is the reference to 'Pizza Planet' and why is it mentioned?

    -The reference to 'Pizza Planet' is a parody of the fictional restaurant from the Toy Story franchise. It's mentioned to play on the idea of a place that serves pizza, contrasting with the actual Pizza Hut brand.

  • What is the significance of the phrase 'Taste the koala bear' in the script?

    -The phrase 'Taste the koala bear' is a nonsensical and humorous line likely included for comedic effect, as koalas are not typically associated with food.

  • Why does the script mention 'Dominos doesn't deliver pizza at all!'?

    -This statement is likely a satirical exaggeration, poking fun at Domino's Pizza by suggesting they don't deliver pizzas, which is the opposite of their actual service.

  • What is the meaning behind the repeated phrase 'Taste the tasteless pizza!'?

    -The phrase 'Taste the tasteless pizza!' is a tongue-in-cheek comment suggesting that the pizza being referred to is bland or lacking in flavor.

  • What does the script imply when it says 'We custom-bake each pizza with carefully selected nosehairs'?

    -This line is a joke suggesting that the pizza ingredients are absurd or disgusting, as nose hairs are not a real or desirable ingredient in food.

  • What is the purpose of the repeated and escalating 'PIZZAAAA'?

    -The escalating 'PIZZAAAA' is a sound effect used for comedic exaggeration, building up to a climax to emphasize the absurdity of the situation or product being described.

  • Why does the script mention 'cs188 is actually a chicken'?

    -The mention of 'cs188 is actually a chicken' is likely a nonsensical joke or a reference to an inside joke, as cs188 does not relate to a chicken in reality.

  • What is the significance of the line 'You can get memes, and yes, you can pee-pee on your pasta as well!'?

    -This line is a humorous exaggeration, suggesting that the restaurant offers unusual or absurd customizations, such as allowing customers to add memes or inappropriately interact with their food.

  • What does the script imply by saying 'Each bite of this slice right here... is gonna just kill ya!'?

    -This statement is a hyperbolic way of saying that the pizza is so good that it's 'deadly' in a figurative sense, implying extreme satisfaction or enjoyment.

Outlines

00:00

๐ŸŽต Twisted Pizza Parody ๐ŸŽต

This paragraph is a humorous and chaotic parody of a pizza advertisement, featuring a series of nonsensical and absurd statements. It begins with a playful song urging not to watch but to listen, followed by a comedic twist on food items, confusing breadsticks with body parts. The dialogue is a mix of wordplay and puns, suggesting unusual pizza consumption habits and mocking the concept of 'twisted' food. It includes references to popular culture, such as Pizza Hut and Pizza Planet, and ends with a series of increasingly loud and absurd pizza-related exclamations, culminating in a comedic conversation between Mario and Luigi that ends in a non-sequitur about needing a light.

05:03

๐Ÿ• Pizza Hut's Dipping Sauces and More ๐Ÿ•

The second paragraph continues the comedic theme but focuses on Pizza Hut's new dipping sauces, suggesting they are so good they inspire inappropriate actions. It includes a playful song with a suggestive tone about the pizza and its box, followed by a throwback to an older video with a similar theme. The content is a mix of innuendo and absurdity, maintaining the light-hearted and humorous tone of the first paragraph.

Mindmap

Keywords

๐Ÿ’กTwisted

In the context of the video script, 'twisted' is used to describe unconventional or bizarre interpretations of food items, particularly in relation to pizza and breadsticks. It plays on the idea of something being distorted or perverted from its normal state. For instance, the script humorously refers to breadsticks as 'twisted penis' and 'twisted peepee,' which is a far cry from their typical appearance and function, highlighting the video's absurdist humor.

๐Ÿ’กPizza Hut

Pizza Hut is a well-known international chain of pizza restaurants. In the script, it is mentioned in a satirical manner, suggesting the introduction of a 'Twisted Noose Pizza' and other outlandish menu items. The video uses Pizza Hut as a platform to launch into a series of absurd and humorous scenarios, poking fun at the brand's ubiquity and the concept of fast-food innovation.

๐Ÿ’กDominos

Dominos, like Pizza Hut, is a major pizza delivery chain. The script uses Dominos to create a series of humorous and exaggerated claims about their pizza offerings, such as 'carelessly selected nosehairs' and 'molten lava shit cakes.' These references are part of the video's comedic approach, using the brand's name to generate absurd imagery and scenarios.

๐Ÿ’กBreadsticks

Breadsticks are elongated pieces of bread that are often served as an appetizer in Italian-American restaurants. In the video script, breadsticks are humorously described as 'twisted' and are the subject of various nonsensical and grotesque descriptions, such as being used in inappropriate ways. This keyword is used to create a sense of absurdity and to drive the video's comedic narrative.

๐Ÿ’กDipping sauces

Dipping sauces are condiments served alongside food items to enhance their flavor. The script mentions 'free marinara' and 'Ram Ranch dipping sauce' in a nonsensical context, suggesting that these sauces are part of a bizarre pizza experience. The mention of dipping sauces adds to the video's theme of exaggeration and humor related to food items.

๐Ÿ’กSeagulls on a bagel

This phrase from the script is a nonsensical and humorous take on food combinations, suggesting that seagulls, which are seabirds, are somehow incorporated into bagels. It's an example of the video's absurdist humor, where normal food items are combined in unexpected and ridiculous ways to create a comedic effect.

๐Ÿ’กTaste the koala bear

This phrase is used in the script as a part of a series of absurd food-related puns and jokes. It's an example of the video's surreal humor, where it playfully suggests exotic or bizarre food items that are not typically associated with dining experiences. The phrase is meant to be humorous and unexpected, adding to the video's overall comedic tone.

๐Ÿ’กX-ray vision

X-ray vision is the ability to see through objects, often associated with superheroes like Superman. In the script, it's humorously suggested as a desirable ability, but then quickly followed by a more risquรฉ and absurd suggestion of 'X-rated vision.' This keyword is used to add a layer of humor related to superhuman abilities and their unexpected applications.

๐Ÿ’กStuffed crust

Stuffed crust is a type of pizza where the crust is filled with various ingredients, such as cheese or other toppings. The script mentions an 'epic stuffed crust' that's 'stuffed with Febreze,' which is a humorous twist on the concept, as Febreze is an air freshener, not an ingredient one would expect in food. This keyword is used to create a comedic scenario around the innovation of pizza crusts.

๐Ÿ’กTumor

In the context of the video script, 'tumor' is used in a darkly humorous way to describe a type of pizza topping or a special offer from Dominos. The script says, 'you can get a tumor tumor TUMOR,' which is a play on words and a stark departure from typical food-related language. It's an example of the video's absurd and sometimes shocking humor, using the serious topic of tumors in a comedic context.

Highlights

Just believe me, don't watch!

A totally twisted PENIS!

New twisted PEEPEE from Zazza Hut, It's breadsticks!

It's both!

The new Twisted Noose Pizza

You're twisted...

Go directly to Pizza Hut, and stick breadsticks up your ass!

The new Twisted Cristed Piss Pizza from Hutza Hut

Pizza Planet sucks!

I got one word for ya: Erectdicks

PIZZAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA

You can eat seagulls anytime!

Pizza during pizza time! Any time's the right time!

You gonna need Tide!

When your sleep schedule is abysmal, you can sleep anytime!

Dominos doesn't deliver pizza at all!

We custom-bake each pizza with carefully selected nosehairs

Call now, and we'll deliver 30 pizzas to you in less than 1 minute!

Come taste the cum!

It's time to FUCK, at Pizza Hut.

Get Little Caesars' FREAKIN' POOP BREAD with extra pepperoni for $7.98

At Dominos, you can get more than just your face.

You can get memes, and yes, you can pee-pee on your pasta as well!

Each bite of this slice right here... is gonna just kill ya!

And just when you're thinking, 'this sucks', you get to that epic stuffed crust, that's stuffed with Febreze!

Transcripts

play00:00

๐ŸŽต Just believe me, don't watch! ๐ŸŽต

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Hey check it out, a totally twisted PENIS!

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Yeah, new twisted PEEPEE

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from Zazza Hut

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It's breadsticks!

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No it's pizza-

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IT'S BREADSTICKS

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No it's breasts!

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No it's pizza!

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It's both!

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What planet are you from? You eat your pizza first,

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then you stick your breadsticks up your nose.

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You're twisted...

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"The new Twisted Noose Pizza"

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"frarf sus"

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YOU'RE A TWIX

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Look, go directly to Pizza Hut

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and stick breadsticks up your ass!

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HEETEEHEETEEHEETEEHEETEEH

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"The new Twisted Cristed Piss Pizza"

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"from Hutza Hut"

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Look, go directly to Pizza Planet

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and eat some pizza!

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No, Pizza Planet sucks!

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It's breadsticks first, then the free marinara

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or Ram Ranch dipping sauce-

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DUDE WHAT...? ๐Ÿ˜ณ

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I got one word for ya:

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Erectdicks

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...That's two words, brainiac.

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ANOTHERWOREHTONA

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kayak

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UNNA

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PIZZAAAA

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PIZZAAAAAAAA

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(pitch increasing) PIZZAAAAAAAAAAAA

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(pitch increasing) PIZZAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA

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(pitch increasing) PIZZAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA

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(pitch increasing) PIZZAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA

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Luigi: "Ya bring a light?"

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Mario: "...NO!?"

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AAAAAAAAAA

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๐ŸŽต in the morning ๐ŸŽต

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AAAAA

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๐ŸŽต in the evening ๐ŸŽต

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AAAAA

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๐ŸŽต at supper time ๐ŸŽต

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๐ŸŽต When seagull's on a bagel ๐ŸŽต

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๐ŸŽต You can eat seagulls anytime! ๐ŸŽต

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(noice) ๐Ÿ˜‰

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pIzZa BaGeL bITeS

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Bite-sized bagels on wholesome little pizzas!

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๐ŸŽต Pizza during pizza time! ๐ŸŽต

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๐ŸŽต Any time's the right time! ๐ŸŽต

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๐ŸŽต Pizza goin' down a sofa- ๐ŸŽต

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[record scratch]

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OH FUUUUUUUUUUUUUUU

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You gonna need Tide!

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(that really makes no sense but whatever)

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๐ŸŽต When bagel's on a bagel ๐ŸŽต

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๐ŸŽต You can eat bagels anytime! ๐ŸŽต

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sdflkjashdfvbhauirhiuf

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kcljbhseguhvawfdfrtyuh

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wohnawohnawohna

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๐ŸŽต Sleepin' in the morning, sleepin' in the evening, sleepin' at supper time... ๐ŸŽต

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(Free colonoscopy, yay!!)

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๐ŸŽต When your sleep schedule is abysmal, ๐ŸŽต

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๐ŸŽต you can sleep anytime! ๐ŸŽต

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SUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUU

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UUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUS

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[guitar instrumental, looped forward and back]

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When most pizza delivers...

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Dominos doesn't deliver pizza at all!

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Wut? U angry?

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Taste the koala bear (and don't call PETA)

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We custom-bake each pizza with

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carefully selected nosehairs

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Taste the tasteless pizza!

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[flying domino suspense]

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[COMPLETELY NECESSARY EXPLOSION]

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๐ŸŽต DOMINOS PIZZA ๐ŸŽต

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๐ŸŽต DOMINOS NOSE PIZZA ๐ŸŽต

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NOPE!

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[slightly distorted music]

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Call now, and we'll deliver

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30 pizzas to you in less than 1 minute!

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wOoOw WoOoW

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Call now and we'll deliver a hot dog! ๐ŸŒญ

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[glitchy bullshit]

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Call now and we'll eat the ingredients.

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Taste the carelessly selected ingredients.

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Taste the- taste the

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TASTE THE TASTE THE TASTE THE TASTE THE...

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Come taste the cum! ๐Ÿฅ›

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[STUPID WAVY BULLSHIT]

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We'll deliver a hot, disgusting pizza to you

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unless you call now, CALL NOW

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Billy Mays: "CALL RIGHT NOW"

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and we'll deliver a liver

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and we'll deliver a caulk!

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๐ŸŽต (suuuuus) ๐ŸŽต

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We made pee-pee, and we'll deliver to a stall.

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Two times the flavor, two times the fun!

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It's time to FUCK

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at Pizza Hut.

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SuhuS

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Oh no they DIDN'T!

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Papa JoJ just took a crap inside their pizza

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OHHH... ๐Ÿ’ฉ

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Now that's nasty!

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owo OWO OH NO

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Papa Japa took their DICK

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and stuffed it inside mah mouth.

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OHH...

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no no NO NO NO!

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Papa Johns just took stuff

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and hand-stuffed it inside stuff

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OHH...

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Now that's epic stuff

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HaaH HeeH HaaH HuuH (pitch shifted)

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Wouldn't it be great to have X-ray vision?

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[hypnotic oscillator sound]

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[oscillator goes all fucky]

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Wouldn't it be -NICE- to have X-rated vision?

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[hypnotic oscillator sound]

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๐Ÿ‘€

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Boy, you got bewbs!

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LAAL

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Get Little Caesars' FREAKIN' POOP BREAD

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(more wavy bullshit) wItH eXtRa PePpErOnI fOr $7.98

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AND stupid freakin' pizzas with extra freakin' chalk!

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Pizza Pizza! !azziP azziP

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At Dominos, you can get more than just your face.

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a-a-at Dominominominos

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you can get savory pot pastas,

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pizza pastas,

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molten lava shit cakes,

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and yes, chicken! ๐Ÿ”

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cs188 is actually a chicken. ๐Ÿ˜ฒ

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You can get memes

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and yes, you can pee-pee on your pasta as well!

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You can get TOOT pizzas

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lavervava lavervava lavervava

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NES pizzas

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At Doooomiiiiiinoooooos,

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you can get a tumor tumor TUMOR

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for $5.99 each

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or get them delivered for $99.99 each

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DOMINOS BITES ๐Ÿ‘โ€๐Ÿ—จ๐Ÿ‘„๐Ÿ‘โ€๐Ÿ—จ

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Each bite of this slice right here...

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...is gonna just kill ya!

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and then BAaAaAaM!

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yer ded

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sauce sauce

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From the first bite, to the spicy bite,

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to the spicy saucy sauce,

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to the spider... ๐Ÿ•ท

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~~OOHH NNOO~~

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Each bite of this slice is strange stuff!

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Ya got that crispy piece, the GUI piece,

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that sliced DICK

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that's hand-sliced by John Goodman!

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And just when you're thinking, "this sucks"

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you get to that epic stuffed crust,

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that's stuffed with Febreze!

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[TOURETTES GUY COUGHING EXCESSIVELY]

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oH nO tHEy DIdn'T

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๐ŸŽต Spider-Man 2: The Game - Pizza Theme ๐ŸŽต

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Captioning by cs188 ๐Ÿ˜

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๐ŸŽต When pizzAAAA's on a bagAAAel ๐ŸŽต

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You can SUFFERRRRRR

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You can eat sofas anytime!

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And any other time, try Cheese Bites, DynaBites, and Cheese Bites, DynaBites, and Cheese Bites (fades out)

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YOU COULD SUCK A BIG PENIS AT 4 IN THE MORNIN'

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suus sUUS

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Pizza Hut has made two amazing dipping sUUSes

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It got me thinkin'...

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IT'S TIME TO FUCK PIZZA ( อกยฐ อœส– อกยฐ)

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(throwback to old video "I'm Hungry and I Know It") ๐ŸŽต AHHHH, girl look at that box! ๐ŸŽต

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๐ŸŽต Beggin' for a piece of that Butthole Pizza! ๐ŸŽต ๐Ÿ‘€

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