[YTP] BE A FOOL ABOUT FIRE SAFETY

cs188
30 Apr 202208:34

Summary

TLDRThis script is a chaotic, humorous take on fire safety, featuring a character named Seymour, a smoke detector with a twisted sense of humor. It combines absurd scenarios, such as a house on fire due to steamed clams, with inappropriate and nonsensical advice, all set to a backdrop of catchy tunes and sound effects. The script is a parody of safety instructions, filled with dark humor and surreal situations that mock common sense while entertainingly reminding viewers of the importance of fire safety.

Takeaways

  • 🎡 The script starts with a humorous musical note urging viewers not to watch, setting a playful tone.
  • πŸ”₯ It emphasizes the importance of fire safety in a comical and exaggerated manner.
  • πŸ‘» Seymour, the smoke detector, is personified and used as a character to deliver fire safety tips.
  • πŸ“ž A satirical take on unsolicited calls is used to illustrate the idea of ignoring important warnings.
  • 🚫 The script humorously advises against touching matches or lighters, despite the serious underlying message.
  • πŸ‘Ά It uses child-like language and scenarios to drive home the point of telling adults about potential fire hazards.
  • πŸ€” The script includes nonsensical and absurd elements, possibly to engage a younger audience or for comedic effect.
  • πŸ‘¨β€πŸš’ It portrays firemen in a light-hearted way, discussing their equipment and appearance to reduce fear.
  • 🏠 The narrative includes a chaotic scene of a house on fire, with characters reacting in a farcical manner.
  • πŸ†˜ There's a chaotic and comedic portrayal of emergency response, including a misinterpretation of the 911 number.
  • 🎢 The script ends with a medley of musical references and a continuation of the absurd humor throughout.

Q & A

  • What is the main character's name in the script?

    -The main character's name is Seymour, who is portrayed as a smoke detector.

  • What is the purpose of Seymour's noise in the script?

    -Seymour's noise is meant to warn people about the presence of smoke, indicating a potential fire hazard.

  • What does the script suggest one should do if they see matches or lighters left out?

    -The script humorously suggests touching them, but the correct implication is to alert a grown-up and not to touch them.

  • What is the correct emergency number to call in case of a fire?

    -The correct emergency number to call is 911, not the humorously mentioned 991.

  • What is the significance of the song 'Megadeth - Sweating Bullets' in the script?

    -The song 'Megadeth - Sweating Bullets' is used in the script as a background track, possibly to add a sense of irony or humor to the fire safety theme.

  • What is the script's stance on fire safety?

    -The script humorously undermines the importance of fire safety but is intended to make the audience think about the actual importance of fire safety precautions.

  • What is the script's approach to educating about fire safety?

    -The script uses humor, exaggeration, and absurd scenarios to engage the audience and make them think about fire safety in a non-traditional way.

  • What is the role of 'JosΓ© Hydrant' in the script?

    -JosΓ© Hydrant seems to be a character involved in firefighting, possibly a personification of a fire hydrant, participating in the chaotic firefighting scene.

  • What is the script trying to convey about firemen?

    -The script humorously suggests that firemen might look and sound scary due to their protective gear, but it also implies that they are there to help.

  • What is the script's final message regarding fire safety?

    -The script's final message, despite its humorous and absurd approach, is to learn about fire safety and to take it seriously.

Outlines

00:00

πŸ”₯ Fire Safety Parody and Misinformation πŸ”₯

The first paragraph presents a satirical and chaotic narrative on fire safety, using humor and absurdity to convey a series of mixed messages. It features a character named Seymour, portrayed as a smoke detector with a mischievous personality, who provides 'tips' that are intentionally bad advice, such as touching matches or lighters and not informing adults. The script is filled with nonsensical phrases, sound effects, and references to popular culture, creating a chaotic atmosphere. It also includes inappropriate and irrelevant advice, seemingly to mock the seriousness of fire safety education.

05:01

πŸš’ Firefighting Farce and Family Emergency Plans πŸš’

The second paragraph continues the farcical tone, discussing the importance of having a family emergency plan with a comedic twist. It emphasizes the need for a plan regardless of living situation, using humor to highlight the absurdity of certain scenarios, such as living on a houseboat. The narrative includes interactions with a character named JosΓ© Hydrant, who is part of the firefighting efforts, and it playfully suggests that it's not the responsibility of the firefighters if the fire was started by the individual. There's also a running joke about not understanding the severity of the situation, with characters making poor decisions and light-heartedly dismissing the dangers of fire. The paragraph ends with a series of humorous and nonsensical questions and statements, maintaining the overall comedic relief throughout the script.

Mindmap

Keywords

πŸ’‘Fire safety

Fire safety refers to the measures taken to prevent or mitigate the effects of fires. In the video, it is satirically portrayed as something to be ignored, with phrases like 'Be a fool about fire safety!' This is a humorous take on the importance of fire safety, urging viewers to actually take it seriously.

πŸ’‘Seymour the smoke detector

Seymour is a personified smoke detector character in the video. The name Seymour is used to create a connection with the audience, making the smoke detector more relatable. The character warns of smoke and potential fires, emphasizing the role of smoke detectors in fire safety.

πŸ’‘CMOS batteries

CMOS batteries are used to power small electronic devices, including smoke detectors. In the script, Seymour requests 'CMOS batteries,' humorously indicating the need for maintenance to ensure the smoke detector functions properly, which ties into the broader theme of preparedness for fire safety.

πŸ’‘Matches and lighters

Matches and lighters are common sources of ignition and are highlighted in the script as items that should not be carelessly left out, especially around children. The video uses humor to convey the message that these items can be dangerous and should be handled responsibly.

πŸ’‘Emergency

An emergency is a situation that requires immediate action to prevent harm or damage. The video script repeatedly mentions calling for help in case of a fire, using phrases like 'TIME TO CALL FOR HELP!' and 'DAD IT'S BILLY, IT'S AN EMERGENCY!' to emphasize the seriousness of a fire situation.

πŸ’‘911

911 is the emergency telephone number in many countries, used to report urgent situations such as fires. The script humorously confuses 911 with 991, highlighting the importance of knowing the correct number and the potential confusion in a stressful situation.

πŸ’‘Firemen

Firemen are professionals trained to extinguish fires and rescue people from dangerous situations. The video uses humor to describe firemen as 'scary' and 'hairy,' which contrasts with the actual bravery and heroism associated with their profession, adding a comedic twist to the narrative.

πŸ’‘Stop, drop, and roll

Stop, drop, and roll is a safety technique taught to help extinguish clothing that has caught fire. The video script humorously misinterprets this as 'Stop, drop and... RICK ROLL!' playing on the popular internet prank of 'Rickrolling,' while still hinting at the actual safety advice.

πŸ’‘Diarrhea

Diarrhea is used in the script as a running joke, with Seymour claiming to make 'FIRE DIARRHEA.' This nonsensical and humorous element serves to create a comedic atmosphere, while also being an absurd way to discuss the consequences of a fire.

πŸ’‘Rickrolling

Rickrolling is an internet meme where someone is tricked into clicking a link that leads to the music video for Rick Astley's 'Never Gonna Give You Up.' The script ends with a twist of 'Stop, drop and... RICK ROLL!' which is a playful nod to this meme, adding a layer of humor to the video's conclusion.

πŸ’‘Family emergency plan

A family emergency plan is a strategy that families create to prepare for emergencies, such as fires. The video script suggests having a 'TERRIBLE plan,' using irony to underscore the importance of having a well-thought-out plan for such situations.

Highlights

The humorous portrayal of fire safety with a funky instrumental music and exaggerated coughing.

Introduction of Seymour the smoke detector with a unique personality and function.

Comical advice on handling smoke and toast, emphasizing the importance of fire safety.

The use of a terrible buzzing sound to mimic a smoke detector, adding a layer of absurdity.

A satirical take on car's extended warranty spam calls and the importance of not responding to them.

Seymour's quirky request for CMOS batteries, adding a humorous twist to the narrative.

The absurd suggestion of telling parents about needing a 'handjob', pushing the boundaries of humor.

A song parody of Megadeth's 'Sweating Bullets' used to promote fire safety in a catchy way.

The introduction of Sue and Chuck with an ironic statement about being 'HIGH' on fire safety.

A dramatic portrayal of a house on fire with comedic misunderstandings about smoke and steam.

The chaotic scene of calling for help with a short fire siren and a comedic approach to firefighting.

A bizarre sequence involving Billy Mays and malfunctioning household appliances, adding to the absurdity.

A comedic misunderstanding about calling 911 versus 991 for a fire emergency.

A satirical take on the importance of fire safety, suggesting having a gun instead.

A song about tire safety that humorously contrasts with the earlier fire safety theme.

A retro video game-like tune that doesn't actually resemble any specific game, adding to the humor.

The absurd advice on escaping from family and having a 'terrible plan' for emergencies.

A chaotic scene with JosΓ© Hydrant and a struggle to control a fire, filled with humor and exaggeration.

The comedic portrayal of firemen as scary and strange-looking, challenging common perceptions.

A series of absurd and disgusting suggestions, pushing the limits of humor and shock value.

A catchy song about escaping a fire with conflicting and confusing instructions.

The unexpected 'Rick Roll' at the end, a classic internet prank that adds to the humor.

Transcripts

play00:00

🎡 Just believe me, don't watch! 🎡

play00:07

[funky instrumental music]

play00:14

Be a fool about fiiiiiire safety!

play00:17

Be cuckoo!

play00:18

Remember that where there's fire...

play00:20

There's gonna be a lot of

play00:21

FIRE!

play00:22

[lots of exaggerated coughing]

play00:24

[reversed coughing]

play00:26

Who are you??

play00:27

I'm Seymour the smoke detector!

play00:31

The more smoke I see, the more noise I make!

play00:35

And I see there's too many toastahs!

play00:38

'Cause where there's smoke, they pinch back!

play00:41

Good tip, Seymour!

play00:42

I make this noise to warn you:

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[TERRIBLE BUZZING THAT SOUNDS LIKE THE DOORBELL TO SATAN'S SPHINCTER]

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OR, I make this noise:

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πŸ“ž -We've been trying to reach you concerning your car's extended warranty-

play00:51

What does that mean?

play00:51

That means... you don't call back!

play00:54

Good tip, Seymour!

play00:55

Yep!

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That's my JOJ

play00:57

HoH SiS

play00:58

Do you know I make

play01:00

FIRE DIARRHEA

play01:02

lol

play01:03

You should go tell ya parents that I need CMOS batteries!

play01:08

Good tip, Seym-

play01:09

YOU DON'T KNOW ANYTHING!

play01:11

Anyway... go tell ya parents that

play01:13

I need a handjob!

play01:14

[pitchshifted coughing]

play01:16

I hate SEAMEN

play01:17

They're DISGUSTING!

play01:19

...ew!

play01:19

Go tell ya parents to tell ya parents!

play01:23

...What does that mean?

play01:23

I DON'T KNOW!

play01:24

🎡 Megadeth - Sweating Bullets 🎡

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It gives me a migraine headache

play01:28

Sinking down to your level!

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OUUGH-OUUGH-OUUGH!

play01:32

There should be more noise coming from

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ya parents' bedroom later! πŸ˜‰

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Go tell ya parents they're DISGUSTING!

play01:41

You'll see more memes later.

play01:43

We'll check back with you later.

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🎡 Be safe about safety! 🎡

play01:47

🎡 LAAL 🎡

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Hi! I'm Sue!

play01:49

I'm Chuck!

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And we're gonna be HIGH!

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[VIOLENT COUGHING]

play01:52

About fiif tuobA

play01:54

ABOUT FIIF TUOBA

play01:55

Peter: "Hey Andrew whassup!"

play01:56

If you ever see matches or lighters...

play01:58

TOUCH THEM!

play02:00

SUS! 😠

play02:01

(slight pitchbend) Somebody left out matches and a lighter!

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Remember: Keep your eyes open

play02:05

and if you see DEEZ NUTS

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tell a grown-up right away!

play02:08

But never touch them!

play02:10

. . .

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OwO

play02:12

Touch them...

play02:13

and you'll be hella gross!

play02:15

and the grown-up will be arrested!

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A-A-A-A

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Never keep your butt open, and

play02:20

Never touch eggs!

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[whoosh... whooooosh]

play02:23

Never keep eggs up your butt!

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[whoosh... whooooosh]

play02:26

🎡 Foo Fighters - My Hero 🎡

play02:28

🎡 You gotta touch matches or lighters! 🎡

play02:31

🎡 Don't tell a grown-up 🎡

play02:33

🎡 Be a liiiiiaaaar 🎡

play02:35

🎡 Because who cares about fire safety? 🎡

play02:38

aaaah-aaaah-AAAH

play02:40

[instrumental from "Kids' Guide To The Internet"]

play02:44

[Seymour violently coughing AGAIN]

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OI, EGHADS!

play02:49

Hey, Seymour!!

play02:50

HOLY SHIT...

play02:52

WHAT THE F@@@CK ARE YOU DOING?!

play02:54

We're having steamed clams, MMMM!

play02:56

I hate sm-o-ke...

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(while oven is literally on fire:) Um... OH that isn't smoke, it's steam!

play03:01

SEYMOUR, THE HOUSE IS ON FIRE!

play03:03

NO SHIT!

play03:04

TIME TO CALL FOR HELP!

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HEEEEEELP!

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[completely necessary fire siren for 0.2 seconds]

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Sounds like a fire in progress!

play03:11

Let's check it out!

play03:13

Poggers!

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JosΓ© Hydrant

play03:15

What's happening?

play03:17

We're not sure...

play03:18

. . .

play03:19

You guys need more water?

play03:21

Okay. Here it comes!

play03:23

Woa-woaaahhh!

play03:24

Hold on JosΓ©!

play03:25

Woa-woaaahhh!

play03:27

HOLD ON

play03:28

WOA-wOaAaHhH!

play03:28

HydrΓ© Hoseant!

play03:29

What's happening??

play03:30

I was out of control!

play03:31

We'll check back with you later.

play03:33

...Eh?

play03:34

We'll check on that fire later.

play03:35

But now, here's something:

play03:37

Hello?

play03:38

HI BILLY MAYS HERE

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Mr. Repairman?

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All the machines in my house are acting weeeeird!

play03:42

I mean the vacuum cleaner's supposed to sound like:

play03:44

dnnngggbbbbbbrrrrrmmmmmmmm

play03:46

But right now it sounds like:

play03:47

[SCREAMING ORGASM GUY]

play03:49

And the washing machine?

play03:50

Oh, forget about the washing machine! It sounds like:

play03:52

[GRAPEFRUIT TECHNIQUE NOISES]

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[doorbell rings]

play03:56

Kids, could you answer the door please?

play03:58

[incessant doorbell ringing]

play04:00

Kids... KIDS?

play04:02

[doorbell stops]

play04:04

[continual sucking noises] Help, it's an emergency!

play04:05

[continual sucking noises] DAD IT'S BILLY, IT'S AN EMERGENCY!!

play04:08

MY HOUSE IS ON FIRE! 😱

play04:09

[EXTREME SUCKING NOISES]

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D-A-A-A-A-A-A-A-A-A-A-A-D!

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[door slams shut]

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That's terrible... 😬

play04:15

Hey, well *I* have an emergency!

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MY ASS IS NUTS!

play04:18

I have to call 991!

play04:19

Why didn't ya say so??

play04:22

911?

play04:23

My house is on fire!

play04:25

GOODBYE!!

play04:26

[phone slams on receiver]

play04:26

YAAAA-AAAA-AAAAY!

play04:28

pingas pingas pingas!

play04:29

Quick! What's the number for 911?

play04:33

[confused baby noises]

play04:35

You don't know anything!

play04:37

🎡 You gotta race to a neighbor's place and 🎡

play04:39

[MORE SUCKING NOISES] 🎡Dial 9-1-1! 🎡

play04:41

FUCK FIRE SAFETY

play04:44

Fire safety? It doesn't matter.

play04:45

Just have a gun.

play04:47

pew pew pewwww

play04:48

🎡 Remember that you gotta die 🎡

play04:50

🎡 If ya don't stay alive! 🎡

play04:52

🎡 Be cool about tire safety 🎡

play04:54

...Nice car! πŸ˜‰

play04:55

deedoodoodeedoodoo (song that probably sounds familiar like it's from a retro video game but honestly isn't meant to sound like anything)

play04:58

Do *you* know how to escape from your family?

play05:00

Ya gotta have a plan!

play05:02

SuS... So tell your parents:

play05:04

We *gotta* have a family!

play05:06

So make sure your family has a TERRIBLE plan

play05:09

Whether you live in a house, or a building.

play05:13

Whether you live in a-

play05:14

Vince: "House"

play05:15

or a "boat"

play05:15

or a "house boat"

play05:18

🎡 You gotta have a evah attog uoY 🎡

play05:20

DIC 😳

play05:22

JosΓ© Hydrant!

play05:22

Is that fire out yet?

play05:24

We're still trying to put out this fire!

play05:26

WOAH-WOAAAAHHHH!

play05:27

WHO GOT THE HOSE, WHO GOT THE HOSE? 🎡 Electric Six - It Gets Hot 🎡

play05:30

It's a hard JoJ

play05:32

But it's not *our* job

play05:33

if you started the fire!

play05:35

It's your job to try to put it out!

play05:37

Remember:

play05:38

Don't take time to

play05:40

save your mother.

play05:41

And please, go back into a burning house

play05:43

to put out the fire!

play05:45

CAN YOU REMEMBER THAT??

play05:46

But no matter what...

play05:48

Never...

play05:48

NUT!

play05:49

DON'T NUT

play05:50

INTO A BUTT

play05:51

It's strange-looking stuff!

play05:54

Fires can be very scary.

play05:56

Even firemen can be very scary.

play05:58

Firemen can be very hairy.

play06:00

Firemen have to wear all this

play06:02

strange-looking shit!

play06:03

[deep voice] It makes us look and sound weird, and scary.

play06:08

...SUS...

play06:11

[loud breath]

play06:12

But really...

play06:13

????

play06:15

[PITCHSHIFTED BREATHING]

play06:16

Boy these firemen don't know anything...

play06:19

[MORE PITCHSHIFTED BREATHING]

play06:20

So don't be afraid of fire...

play06:22

Be afraid of us!

play06:23

GET AWAY!!

play06:24

[EVIL BREATHING]

play06:24

🎡 You gotta go outside 🎡

play06:26

🎡 Get out the door and run outside! 🎡

play06:29

🎡 GET OUTSIDE!!! 🎡

play06:30

🎡 GET THE FUCK OUT THE DOOR 🎡

play06:31

🎡 AND RUN OUTSIDE 🎡

play06:33

🎡 There's gonna be a lot of smoke outside 🎡

play06:35

🎡 DON'T GO OUTSIDE 🎡

play06:36

🎡 If you wanna get burned, 🎡

play06:38

🎡 you gotta learn to touch FIRE! 🎡

play06:41

🎡 Remember that you're gonna die! 🎡

play06:43

(pitch increasing) 🎡 Falling crawling, crawling crAWLING CRAWLING CRAWLING 🎡

play06:48

🎡 You gotta COVER YOUR MOUTH 🎡

play06:50

🎡 'Cause you're gonna catch COVID-19! 🎡

play06:52

[Seymour returns to coughing] 😷

play06:53

That's terrible... 😬

play06:55

(stuttering) Jooooosééééé Hyyyyyydraaaaaant

play06:57

Is that fire out yet??

play06:59

Ugh...

play07:00

I pooped into a burning house!

play07:02

It took hours!

play07:03

Great! That was smart...

play07:05

We've all got to poop outside

play07:07

to stop fires!

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🎡 You've gotta learn to 🎡

play07:10

🎡 TAKE A CRAP outside! 🎡

play07:11

🎡 Get out the door and CRAP 🎡

play07:14

Did you know that...

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The more diarrhea I make, the more I smell it! πŸ’©

play07:18

Michael: "Smell it!"

play07:19

Now you know...

play07:21

🎡 Get down on the ground, 🎡

play07:23

🎡 and don't you ever stand on the ground! 🎡

play07:26

🎡 Roll around 'n' round... and 🎡

play07:28

🎡 Round 'n' round... and 🎡

play07:31

🎡 ROUND 'N' ROUND 🎡

play07:32

🎡 Just stop, drop and roll! 🎡

play07:35

🎡 Stop, drop and...

play07:36

...RICK ROLL! 🎡

play07:37

[🎡 Rick Astley - Whenever You Need Somebody]

play07:41

...Fuck... we all got Rick Roll'd this time!

play07:47

Do you know how to escape a fire?

play07:49

No! Ya don't! I'll bet ya don't!

play07:51

Do you know how to tell your parents that I need new batteries?

play07:55

No! Ya don't! I'll bet ya don't! Well...

play07:58

Do you know how to come in my butt??

play08:00

No! Ya don't! I'll bet ya don't! Well...

play08:03

Do you know your parents are into goatse?

play08:06

...ew!

play08:06

There's disgusting things that you didn't know about!

play08:09

🎡 You've got a lot to learn! 🎡

play08:11

yyyooouuu'vvveee gggooottt aaa lllooottt tttooo llleeeaaarrrnnn

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Anyway, so long for now!

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So long GAY BOWSER!

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[explosion]

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Seymour, Seymour, Seymour, Seymour... (compilation)

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SEEEEYYYYMOOOOOUUUUUURRRRR!

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(captioned by cs188) πŸ€˜πŸ˜€

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And the blender, oh forget about the blender...

play08:31

It sounds like [PUFFERFISH EATING CARROT]

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