[YTP] Too Much Fiddling With The Coffee
Summary
TLDRThe video script is a humorous and absurd parody of a coffee advertisement, featuring a chaotic blend of nonsensical phrases, exaggerated sound effects, and bizarre scenarios. It satirizes the marketing of gourmet coffee by presenting a product that is ironically described as having a 'different kind of flavor' preserved by unconventional methods. The script is filled with puns, innuendos, and a series of comedic mishaps, culminating in the revelation that the coffee is undrinkable, despite the various attempts to make it appealing.
Takeaways
- π The script is a humorous parody of a coffee advertisement, emphasizing the poor quality of the coffee.
- πΆ The script uses a catchy tune to mock the usual marketing strategies of coffee brands.
- π² The coffee is described as having a 'new kind of flavor', which is sarcastically portrayed as terrible.
- π€ The advertisement claims the flavor is preserved by unusual methods, such as vacuuming after opening the jar.
- π³ The script includes inappropriate and crude humor, such as references to bodily functions and sexual innuendos.
- π€ The advertisement suggests using the coffee as a last resort, implying it's only good when nothing else is available.
- π± The script includes a chaotic and nonsensical list of 'secret methods', possibly referencing illegal activities.
- π The dissatisfaction with the coffee is emphasized by characters expressing strong negative reactions.
- π΄ The script suggests 'Instant Relax' as an alternative to the bad coffee, with a playful nod to its quality.
- π The coffee is compared to other undesirable things, like a broom or the smell of one's own body.
Q & A
What is the main theme of the video script?
-The main theme of the video script is a satirical take on the marketing and taste of a new kind of coffee, which is portrayed as being of poor quality.
What is the unique selling point of the new coffee mentioned in the script?
-The unique selling point of the new coffee is that it has a 'different kind of flavor' supposedly preserved by vacuuming the flavor after the jar has been opened.
What is the humorous method mentioned for preserving the coffee's flavor?
-The script humorously mentions that the flavor is preserved by 'coughing into the coffee,' which is a playful and absurd way to suggest the poor quality of the coffee.
What is the 'secret process' referred to in the script?
-The 'secret process' is a joke within the script, suggesting that the coffee is made using three special methods of making methamphetamine, which is clearly not true and is meant to be humorous.
What is the recurring issue with the coffee that characters in the script mention?
-The recurring issue is that the coffee is 'undrinkable,' with characters describing it as having a bad taste and smell.
What is the name of the product that is humorously suggested as a better alternative to the coffee in the script?
-The product humorously suggested as a better alternative is 'Instant Relax,' which is said to taste as good as Folgers.
What is the significance of the 'girls down at the office' in the script?
-The 'girls down at the office' are mentioned as making better coffee in their underwear, which is a humorous way to emphasize the poor quality of the coffee being advertised.
What is the customer's reaction to the coffee when they try it?
-The customer's reaction is extremely negative, with them stating the coffee is 'undrinkable' and comparing its taste to undesirable things.
What is the final verdict on the coffee given by the characters in the script?
-The final verdict is that the coffee is not only 'undrinkable' but also 'murder,' indicating that it is so bad it could be considered a crime against taste.
What is the relationship between the characters 'Harold' and 'Mr. Jones' in the script?
-The relationship between Harold and Mr. Jones is not explicitly stated, but it is implied that Harold is providing feedback on Mr. Jones' coffee, suggesting a possible friendship or acquaintanceship.
Outlines
π Satirical Coffee Ad Parody
The script is a humorous parody of a coffee advertisement, featuring exaggerated claims and absurd scenarios. It starts with a catchy tune urging listeners to 'Just believe me, don't watch!' and introduces a 'new kind of coffee' with a 'new kind of flavor.' The ad humorously suggests that the flavor is preserved by vacuuming after opening the jar, which is a play on the actual process of preserving coffee freshness. The script then takes a comedic turn, implying that the coffee is so bad it's undrinkable, with jokes about the taste being comparable to unpleasant things. It includes a character with Tourette's Syndrome for added comedic effect, and ends with a series of nonsensical and absurd statements, such as including methamphetamine-making methods and a suggestion to try OnlyFans. The ad concludes with a recommendation to try 'Instant Relax,' a play on the brand name 'Folgers,' and a series of chaotic and absurd sound effects and statements, culminating in the declaration that the coffee is 'coffee' and 'murder,' with a final note that the coffee is 'UNDRINKABLE!'
Mindmap
Keywords
π‘Coffee
π‘Flavor
π‘Process
π‘Vacuuming
π‘OnlyFans
π‘Instant Relax
π‘Folgers
π‘Underdrinkable
π‘Harder, Better, Faster, Stronger
π‘Taste
Highlights
Introducing a new kind of coffee with a unique roasting process.
The new coffee promises a distinct flavor preserved by vacuuming.
A humorous claim that the flavor is so unique it 'sucks balls'.
The coffee's flavor is compared to a 'clean mellow yellow taste'.
A violent Tourettes Guy coughing into the coffee as a preservation method.
The coffee is described as having no flavor, despite being coffee itself.
A secret method for making coffee is humorously compared to making methamphetamine.
The coffee is said to be better than what the girls at the office make in their underwear.
A recommendation to try OnlyFans in the context of coffee advertisement.
A new nun's coffee is promoted with a play on words.
The coffee is so bad it's advised to use it all or waste it if not satisfied.
A non-refundable policy is humorously applied to the coffee purchase.
A birthday wish for a decent cup of coffee leads to a revelation of the coffee's quality.
The coffee is deemed undrinkable by a character's spouse.
A comparison is made between the coffee and the quality made by office girls.
The suggestion to try Instant Relax as an alternative to the bad coffee.
A comparison of the coffee to Folgers, claiming it tastes as good.
The coffee is described as smelling like an unpleasant body part.
The coffee is claimed to be 'Harder... Better... Faster... Stronger!'.
A dramatic explosion sound effect is used to emphasize the coffee's poor quality.
A recommendation to try Instant Folgers as a better alternative.
The coffee is humorously described as a 'NUKE' roasted by unconventional methods.
The final verdict is that the coffee is 'UNDRINKABLE' and compared to 'MURDER'.
Transcripts
π΅ Just believe me, don't watch! π΅
Yes Mr. Jones, it's a new kind of coffee
Roasted by a new KIND OF process
Hence, this new KIND OF coffee
has a different KIND OF flavour
a KIND OF flavour preserved by
vacuuming the flavor (US) after the jar has been opened
In every jar, you'll find coffee.
JUST FUCKING TASTE IT
YOU CAN'T TASTE IT
A flavor that sucks balls
Yes you can't miss that DICK aroma,
that clean mellow yellow taste!
A flavour preserved by
coughing into the coffee
π [Tourettes Guy coughing rather violently]
In every jar, you'll kind of taste no flavour.
[stutter loop]
In every jar, you'll find three special methods
of making methamphetamine
YES!
A new secret process...
Yes yeS YES YES YES!
The waytotyaw waytotyaw
The way to a man's heart is
most of all through the hard cock!
Yes Mr. Jones, you're kind of gross...
Try OnlyFans!
TryYyYyY
new NUN'S COFFEE now!
Use half the jar!
If not 100% satisfied,
use 100% of the damn jar!
Just waste it!
If not 100% UN-satisfied,
use the JOJ!
(don't use that)
Just GET OUT
Your money is non-refundable
Harvey?
Want anything special for your birthday?
Just the D
WoW!
Just a decent cup of coffee...
You're kidding!
I'm seriERS! Honey your coffee's...
UNDRINKABLE! >:(
That's pretty harsh...
Well, SOS!
π [mug slamming against plate repeatedly]
You know the girls down at the office
make better coffee in their underwear
...well... cya later...
...rlelee later...
...NOTHING REALLY HAPPENED
You know if I could just RELAX, I could RELAX!
So RELAX!
Why don't you try Instant Relax?
Tastes good as Folgers!
Yes, it's a new kind of pot! ;)
HeEeEeEeYyY... GrReEaAT cOFfFeEeEe!
Better than those girls make at the office?
[blowing out a candle, glitched]
Honey their coffee's...
UNDRINKABLE! >:(
(that's pretty harsh...)
π [pitch-shifted percolation noises]
THIS is STUPID
This cup of coffee smells like my ass
and tastes and taSTES AND TASTES
as good as a broom!
The coffee that's Harder... Better... Faster... Stronger!
Smell the honest coffee smell!
Ahhh... ahhhh... ahhhh
AAAAAAHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH
Ahhhhh... SMELL IT!
(Smell it!)
good coffee ... eeffoc doog
goodcoffeeeeffocdoog lel goodcoffeeeeffocdoog
If you like to drop acid-
AaAaHHhHHhhHhhhh
you lul
You like to look at tight buttsex
because it's XXXwell House!
Taste Maxwell's strong COCK every time!
Harold? Is the coffee alright?
Tourettes Guy: "NO!!"
You've got to tell me what's WRONG with the coffee!
Tourettes Guy: "NO!!!!!!"
Harold, don't just shake your head...
It TASTES like SHIT...
...naaaaAaAAaAaAaAaaAAaAaA!
π [loud, predictable explosion]
Listen, help me out will ya... Harold hates my shitty coffee.
What kind do you use?
(male voice:) TRY NEW INSTANT FOLGERS
Tastes good as fresh jizz!
THAT explains why the coffee's so GOOD!
OH!
OwO
This coffee is...
A NEW KIND OF COFFEE
π [MY EYEEEEES]
Honey! You'll kill the petunias!
(pitch-shifted in song-like fashion) then THEN then THEN then THEN then THEN
Then you admit it!
Your coffee really IS coffee!
...rer...
Papa Eddie, my coffee...
It's coffee!
Try OLD coffee!
Mountain grown for fountain flavor!
Y'know... this is CRAP
(thanks Gordon Ramsay)
π΅ [sad music which is of course Chamber of Echoes - The Way Out (The Rebirth)] π΅
My coffee...
it's UNDRINKABLE! >:(
Try "Folgers"
"mountain grown for richer flavor"
π [LOUD CRASH]
My CO-O-O-O-O-O-FFEE
IT'S MURDER!
Your coffee really IS murder! (echo continues)
π [sound of prison door closing]
π΅ [percolating coffee poorly pitch-shifted to the HoH SiS theme song]
YES MR. JONES IT'S A NUKE
Roasted by cooking the coffee pot!
Roasted by cooking Mr. Jones.
PlususSuSuSPluSuSuSus
Roasted by SHARTing into the Charmin
Yes Mr. Jones, just get wasted!
Yes Mr. Jones, get roasted by cs188 ;)
Want anything special for your birthday?
Just the GIRLS DOWN AT THE OFFICE
i'M SeRiOuS hOnEy, YoUr CoFfEe'S... uNdRiNKabLe! >:(
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