DOOM, but it's Ruined by Mods

Summary

In this humorous and chaotic gameplay video, the player battles through a dystopian world in 'Doom Eternal,' modded with game-breaking alterations that include random enemy spawns and bizarre scenarios. The player, dubbed the 'Drip Slayer,' encounters absurd challenges, from restoring power with a questionable source to confronting demonic politicians. With a blend of satire and intense action, the video follows the quest to defeat the ultimate evil, an anime school girl, symbolizing the decline of Earth's culture.

Takeaways

• 🎮 The player is dealing with chronic testosterone deficiency and uses the game 'Doom Eternal' as a cure.
• 🛠️ The game is heavily modded, leading to game-breaking elements and a non-standard gameplay experience.
• 🗡️ The protagonist, referred to as the 'Drip Slayer', is on a quest to restore his 'drip' and battle against degenerate forces.
• 🔫 The player encounters various challenges and enemies, including a troll Knight and late game demons, while playing on 'Always Violence' difficulty.
• 💥 The game features a randomizer mod that causes unexpected enemy spawns, leading to intense and difficult combat scenarios.
• 😵 The player struggles with game crashes and glitches, which significantly hinder progress and add to the frustration.
• 🚀 The narrative includes a journey through portals to different locations, including Hell and Sentinel Pride.
• 🤖 The player acquires a robot companion and a powerful weapon, a 24-barrel shotgun, to aid in their battles.
• 🔮 The script contains elements of humor and absurdity, such as a character with a missing testicle and a security system provided by 'Simply Safe'.
• 🗡️ The player's journey involves finding and forging a powerful sword, which is initially broken but later repaired with a plutonium charge.
• 🌍 The final confrontation is against the ultimate evil, an anime school girl representing the destruction of Earth, which is defeated to restore order.

Q & A

What is the main character's ailment in the beginning of the script?

The main character is suffering from symptoms of chronic testosterone deficiency.

What game does the character play to cure their ailment?

The character plays 'Doom Eternal' to cure their ailment.

Why does the character install mods in 'Doom Eternal'?

The character installs mods to satisfy their 'routed jenzy brain', implying they are seeking an unusual or extreme gaming experience.

What is the humorous take on the difficulty level chosen by the character in 'Doom Eternal'?

The character chooses the difficulty level 'Alwa Violence', which is humorously described as sounding funny to say out loud.

What is the significance of the 'Perpetual drip with boiling blood' in the script?

The 'Perpetual drip with boiling blood' is a creative way to describe the character's chosen avatar's path of vengeance and power in the game.

What is the meaning of 'Drip' in the context of this script?

In this script, 'drip' is used humorously to refer to a powerful or impressive presence, often associated with the character's in-game abilities or status.

What is the 'crunchy roll Rapture of 2054' mentioned in the script?

The 'crunchy roll Rapture of 2054' is a fictional event in the script that led to the release of demonic beings upon the Earth, causing a drastic deterioration of the situation.

What is the role of the 'ray gun' in the script?

The 'ray gun' is a weapon acquired by the character in the game, used effectively against various enemies, including looters and crack demons in Detroit.

What is the significance of the '24 barrel shotgun' in the character's arsenal?

The '24 barrel shotgun' is a highly coveted weapon in the game that can fire two dozen shells of buckshot per trigger pull, symbolizing extreme firepower.

What is the final boss the character faces in the script?

The final boss the character faces is the 'icon of sin anime school girl', which represents the ultimate evil in the script.

What does the character do to conclude the video?

The character destroys the outer shell of the ultimate evil, causing it to flee, and then uses a highway to intercept and defeat the monster, concluding the 'drip slayer's' journey.

Outlines

00:00

🎮 Gaming Mods and Misadventures

The script begins with the narrator waking up to symptoms of chronic boredom, humorously described as 'testosterone deficiency'. To cure this, they turn to the game 'Doom Eternal', but not without adding numerous game-breaking mods. The narrative takes a satirical turn as they select the 'Always Violence' difficulty and embark on a journey through a bizarre, mod-altered version of the game, encountering strange characters and scenarios, including a raid on a 'Doom'-themed Portland, Oregon, filled with cosplayers and Roblox avatars. The player's character, dubbed the 'rip, Slayer', is portrayed as a figure of vengeance against all that is 'whack', wearing a crown of the night Sentinels. The summary also includes a nod to Patreon supporters and their 'massive fing penises', adding to the script's comedic tone.

05:01

🤖 Battle with Cyber Demons and Unexpected Crashes

The second paragraph delves into the chaotic gameplay experience brought on by a randomizer mod that spawns any enemy in any area. The narrator, unfamiliar with 'Doom Eternal', faces immense challenges, particularly with a relentless 'cyber demon' and a horde of late-game enemies on the highest difficulty. After numerous attempts and game crashes, they decide to disable the randomizer mod to continue the playthrough. With the mod disabled, the narrator regains momentum, retrieves powerful weapons, and engages in boss fights, showcasing their prowess and the game's intense action.

10:02

🚀 Interdimensional Travel and the Quest for the Ultimate Weapon

This section of the script describes the protagonist's journey through portals to other dimensions, including a visit to Sentinel Pride and Mars, where they encounter various challenges and enemies. The focus is on acquiring increasingly powerful weapons, culminating in the theft of a massive gun from a Mars base. The narrative is interspersed with encounters with absurd characters, such as a man with purple veins who transforms into SpongeBob SquarePants, and a security system that seems to be more of a nuisance than a threat. The protagonist's relentless pursuit of bigger and better firepower is a recurring theme, as they continue to battle across different settings.

15:06

🗡 The Final Confrontation and the Restoration of Order

The final paragraph brings the script to a climax with the protagonist's confrontation against the ultimate evil: an anime school girl symbolizing sin. After a fierce battle, the protagonist defeats the creature and restores order to Earth. The video concludes with the player's journey coming to an end, summarizing the chaotic and humorous adventure that spanned across various dimensions and battles against improbable foes. The summary captures the essence of the video's blend of action, absurdity, and the triumph of the 'drip slayer' over evil.

Keywords

💡hibernation

Hibernation refers to a state of inactivity and metabolic depression in animals during winter or other periods of unfavorable conditions. In the context of the video, the term is humorously used to describe the narrator's long midday rest, which is a non-literal way to express a very long nap or break, setting a casual and humorous tone for the video.

💡testosterone deficiency

Testosterone deficiency is a medical condition where the body isn't producing enough of the hormone testosterone. The video uses this term metaphorically to describe a low energy state or lack of motivation, which is then humorously 'cured' by playing a game, indicating that the game is a source of excitement and energy for the narrator.

💡Doom Eternal

Doom Eternal is a first-person shooter video game and the direct sequel to Doom (2016). The game is mentioned as a cure for the narrator's 'illness,' suggesting that it is highly engaging and thrilling. The game's soundtrack is also highlighted, implying it is a significant part of the game's appeal.

💡mods

Mods, short for modifications, are alterations made to a video game that change one or more aspects of a game, such as how it looks or behaves. The video script mentions installing game-breaking mods, indicating that the gameplay experience is being intentionally altered for a more chaotic or humorous effect.

💡drip

In the context of the video, 'drip' is a slang term referring to someone's style or fashion sense, often associated with a cool, confident demeanor. The video uses 'drip' to humorously describe the character's power and presence, suggesting that the character's style is so impactful it can affect the game's world.

💡Rapture

Rapture in religious contexts refers to the transport of the righteous to heaven. In the video, 'Rapture' is used in a fictional, dystopian sense to describe an event that released demonic beings, creating a chaotic world scenario that the game's protagonist must navigate.

💡randomizer mod

A randomizer mod is a type of modification that randomizes certain elements within a video game, such as enemy spawns or item locations. The script mentions this mod as causing unexpected and challenging enemy encounters, adding a layer of unpredictability and difficulty to the gameplay.

💡platforming

Platforming refers to a genre of video games that require the player to navigate a character through a series of obstacles, often involving jumping between platforms. The script mentions 'janky platforming glitches,' suggesting that the game has technical issues or bugs affecting the platforming sections.

💡boss fight

A boss fight is a battle in a video game against a powerful enemy, often at the end of a level or stage. The script describes a boss fight with a character that transforms into SpongeBob SquarePants, which is a humorous twist and shows the video's playful and irreverent tone.

💡degeneracy

Degeneracy in the video's context seems to be used metaphorically to describe the chaotic and dystopian state of the game world. It's a term that has been creatively adapted to fit the video's narrative, where the player character fights against various manifestations of 'degeneracy' to restore order.

💡Scourge

A Scourge is typically a whip or lash, but in the context of the video, it refers to a powerful weapon or tool used by the player character to combat enemies. The script mentions using a 'Scourge known as anime,' which is a creative way to describe the character's weapon and its impact on the game's enemies.

💡anime school girl

Anime school girl is a term used to describe a common character archetype in Japanese animation. In the video, it is used to personify the 'ultimate Evil,' adding a layer of satire and absurdity to the game's narrative, as the character is depicted as a powerful enemy that must be defeated.

Highlights

The player wakes up from a midday hibernation displaying symptoms of chronic testosterone deficiency.

Aims to cure the 'illness' by playing Doom Eternal with various game-breaking mods installed.

Selects 'Always Violence' as the game difficulty for its humorous sound when spoken aloud.

Engages in battles against the Shadows in a modified game environment.

Uses a genin impact video and a soundtrack to address the 'terrible illness'.

Plays Doom Eternal with a unique title screen and customized character attributes.

Conducts raids on Roblox avatars and cosplayers in the game, treating them as enemies.

Finds remnants of anime sites and uses them as cosmetic items in the game.

Struggles with a dystopian Earth scenario post the 'Great Crunchy Roll Rapture of 2054'.

Upgrades the game kit in a universe where text has been scrambled into an 'ubu language'.

Encounters a troll Knight and other unexpected game mods during gameplay.

Uses a golden ball to restore power to the Fortress of Drip in a humorous sequence.

Fights through a level with a randomizer mod that spawns any enemy in any area.

Endures a migraine-inducing battle against nine late-game enemies on ultra violence difficulty.

Experiences game crashes and frustration with the randomizer mod, deciding to disable it.

Acquires a 24-barrel shotgun, a weapon with immense firepower.

Faces a cyborg monstrosity in a challenging boss fight.

Completes a side quest in a faithfully recreated Detroit, battling looters and crack demons.

Finds a massive heart with teeth inside a building, a bizarre adaptation to the local ecosystem.

Returns to the Fortress of Drip with a new robot companion.

Heads to Mars to steal a huge gun, emphasizing the theme of always seeking bigger weaponry.

Engages in a boss fight with a character that transforms into SpongeBob SquarePants.

Destroys the outer shell of the ultimate evil, an anime school girl, to save the world.

Transcripts

the other day I woke up for my 5-hour

midday hibernation to find that I was

displaying symptoms of chronic

testosterone deficiency it had gotten so

bad that I'd even uploaded a genin

impact video Jesus Christ what have I

done there was but one game to cure this

terrible illness I suffered from a title

which even listening to the soundtrack

alone Sprouts hairs on your chest Doom

Eternal but of course I couldn't play

this game like a normal person now I had

to install as many stupid and

gamebreaking mods to my game before

playing it to satisfy my roted jenzy

brain we begin on a title screen that is

definitely not been tampered with in any

way and go to select our difficulty alwa

violence Probably sounds the funniest to

say out loud so we're going to go with

that one here in the first age in the

first battle when the Shadows first

lengthened one stood forged in the fires

of supreme he chose the path of

Perpetual drip with boiling blood he

scoured the Earth seeking Vengeance

against all that is whack he wore the

crown of the night Sentinels and those

who witnessed the sight of his fit name

him the rip

[Music]

Slayer quick thanks to all the patreon

supporters and their massive fing

penises I love you guys we arrive in

Portland Oregon and begin calling the

local population of Roblox avatars and

cosplayers who cannot commit to one

character to dress up as taking their

toy boxes and red glowing Pages as

Spoils of War we conduct an impromptu

raid on an individual suspected of a

truly heinous crime un hand me now Mor

your drip is whack as what are you

talking after exploding this man with

our bear well not bear with our gloved

hand we pocket his head as a snack for

later and go outside to see the current

situation on Earth which has

deteriorated drastically since the great

crunchy roll Rapture of 2054 that

released the Demonic beings once

confined to their mold infested rooms

upon the residence of the planet during

our journey we find a remnant of the

anime sites of old which will only be

sitting on my gun as a cosmetic because

aiming down sights is for fuing nerds

moving forward we stumble into horrific

things that a lesser man would stop in

his tracks at the sight of but we tread

forward in our size 17 Tims we drip and

tear our way through Portland and

eventually find a portal leading to the

layer of the newly elected hell

politicians we then Ascend this very

unsafe and mechanically impossible

elevator upwards in the shower Jared

literally what the [ __ ] are you talking

about that's disgusting disgusting dude

it's not disgusting it's a waffle

stop boy how did you get in here this

area is Staff only you need to

leave oh my God is that Steven you

failed to drip check you can't just go

around burgering public officials for

not having drip you goddamn freak yes I

can uh no you

can't yes I can we return to the

Fortress of drip to prepare for our next

outing unfortunately upgrading our kit

will be slightly more difficult than

usual as the crunchy roll Rapture has

scrambled any and all text in the

universe into ubu language heading back

into the fry we stumble into the first

of several mods that I don't recall

installing as well as a creature that

can only be described as a troll Knight

after dispatching more minions of

degeneracy we enter another building

with pointlessly large doors which seems

to be the architectural Trend in this

dystopian future in this building there

is a noticeable lack of demonic beings

eventually our drip begins resonating

with the floor and a golden ball

presents itself pretty impressive right

what keep standing if you like kissing

boys what you're holding is my right nut

I've had it frozen in a cryo chamber for

decades in case of an emergency restore

my Jewel to its former glory and we may

stand a chance against these creatures

what's in it for me you won't be reduced

to ashes by my inhome security system

provided by simply safe for only 50

cents a day you too can receive topnotch

home security we start our track to

deliver this man's missing testicle by

entering a portal to hell where we find

the grotesque creatures from rule 34 in

horrifying

reality so

strong after cleansing the area of Deens

we enter the Abode of a potential ally

alarm initi find Alex stop what are you

doing here ah so he sent you on the

balls Quest huh all right let me cuck

your ball real quick then careful with

this now epedal hypertension is no joke

yeah thanks for the blue ball guy later

oh one more

thing take this garbage I don't want it

anymore with a questionable power source

and a piece of random trash we return to

the Fortress of drip and restore power

to the place even though these consoles

and a portal to other dimensions were

just working perfectly fine I guess we

just needed the extra boost of nuclear

power to open these automatic doors back

here heading into the next area the

first enemy in the level that we see is

abnormally large and Powerful I'm sure

that's not a sign of what's to come we

then go into the first big combat

section

where I'm sure that was just a fluke

let's try

again if you have a Keen Eye you may

have noticed that there are different

enemies on screen after each of these

deaths this is because one of the mods

that I've installed is a randomizer that

makes it so pretty much any enemy can

spawn in any area where normal enemies

would appear oh an imp normally spawns

at this spot yeah we'll just put a cyber

demon there have fun I'm sure you can

imagine that me someone who has never

played Doom Eternal before and has no

idea how to deal with these late game

enemies who normally spawn pretty

infrequently ran into some issues going

against nine of these enemies at the

same time on ult violence difficulty

with no Health armor or weapon upgrades

and a rapidly developing migraine from

staring at my screen so intensely that I

now see a Crosshair photo bleached into

my vision whenever I blink until finally

God smiled upon one of these

attempts

moving on to the next section things did

not get much easier since I was faced

with this cyborg monstrosity who I've

affectionally named [ __ ] [ __ ] and no

matter how many times I shot this man he

simply did not care about the

unfathomable dude I can't even say that

word normally unfathomable hey there you

go the unfathomable amount of lead being

injected into his body and the

randomizer for whatever reason decided

that over here was going to be the only

enemy that always spawns in whenever I

go back to a checkpoint so he was always

there to greet me after disemboweling me

3 seconds prior eventually after about

34 attempts I killed this [ __ ]

and punched his dick seven times to get

my frustration across to his unthinking

unfeeling mind afterwards I activated

this button and was introduced to a

battalion of late game enemies in this

confined ass space of course I died

immediately and Another Part Of Me died

when I respawned to find that has

respawned and I had to do it all over

again I wanted to die 47 attempts later

and I had one enemy left who was

actively taunting me with his shield and

to my delight ID software decided to

bless this playthrough by crashing my

game I ended up spending another 2 hours

throwing myself at this level with

consistent crashes throughout and after

progressing about two checkpoints I've

determined that it would be in my best

interest to disable this mod so this

video can be finished in the next decade

now I can hear you Bing in the comments

already listen I draw the line when the

game crashes after every checkpoint pal

after disabling the mod it was like I

just removed 300 lb of weights from my

body I ruthlessly slaughtered every

single enemy in this level and made sure

to do finishers on all of them to

inflict as much pain as possible for

wasting 5 hours of my life for two

measle checkpoints eventually we take

control of one of these creatures to

retrieve a weapon to assist us on our

journey the highly coveted 24 barrel

shotgun while being able to dish out two

dozen shells of Buckshot per trigger

pull is undoubtedly metal as fck it is

mildly annoying that I cannot see half

of my screen while doing so using our

newly acquired weapons that have

undoubtedly put us on the atf's radar we

hit your ride on a train heading towards

the next demon politician's office after

Exterminating the initial security

detail we head into a hologram room

that's displaying a

oh oh no we experienced some janky

platforming glitches but fortunately no

signs of are to be seen as of yet

throughout the level we witnessed a

demon be assembled into the most

abominable Lego set in history and

eventually we are faced with the one and

only as a boss fight and now cuz I

wasn't fighting in a narrow hallway with

toothpicks and spitballs for Weaponry I

folded this [ __ ] in 0 seconds flat

and had a fun game of wacko as the

cherry on top of this Revenge plot

afterwards we jump down this hole where

we find two more frits which I

eviscerated with Glee no amount to blood

will ever make up for what happened at

the cultist base with his bodyguard

skulls caved in the second walking

McGuffin has nowhere else to hide you

need serious help you know that it's

time for your drip check you Zoomers

really need to stop making up words and

start start getting actual J with the

second politician down who for legal

reasons not representative of any real

person in office We Are One Step Closer

to the commander of this unprecedented

degenerate invasion of Earth we return

to the Fortress of drip and are welcome

by our power system being hijacked by

hologram woman when the Simply Safe is

simply to safe for only 50 cents a day

you to can have we head downstairs to

hit the box and to my surprise we pull a

ray gun on the first try I decided to

test out our newly acquired Weaponry by

going on a side quest in Detroit which

has been Faithfully recreated in this

game to represent the real city as

accurately as possible a ray gun proves

to be very effective against the looters

and crack demons that roam the streets

we find a massive heart inside this

building which for whatever reason has

teeth the local ecosystem seems to have

adapted to the rampant gang violence and

pollution in some unusual ways of course

we smush it and in return we get rid of

one of the many fleshy amalgamations in

this city returning to our base we get a

briefing for our next objective find

Samuel we double time into the portal

leading to where Samuel's being held on

our search we find a base being violated

by two gargantuan hentai tentacles so of

course we look for the biggest guns we

could find glitch through the floor and

be forced to load a checkpoint then

annihilate them before they manage to do

anything not save for work heading up

this elevator we find the last Bastion

of humanity taking Refuge inside the

secure

base turn it off turn it off hey how you

doing man are you one of the transfers

from another building if so how was the

walk over I wouldn't touch that we

already had a couple interns lose some

fingers put it there all right cool you

do you I guess I guess I'll give you a

tour then here's the robot guy that we

found the local school children played

with he's in pretty bad shape though the

slightest bump could completely okay

after destroying company property a red

portal opens and a man steps out with

abnormally large and purple veins which

are definitely the weirdest thing about

it not his lack of head or anything like

that we throw a Microsoft Sam into our

Blue Portal and prepare to Face Off

against this fell however while this man

was out of frame he completed his

transformation into his true form of

SpongeBob SquarePants we dispatch his

summon minions before thoroughly

pummeling its sponge body into

submission we triumphantly return to the

Fortress of drip and assimilate our new

robot companion into our ship hello

hello is your mom home I want to speak

to

her basically there's this like really

big cool gun and your conss need it to

kill stuff's now CH chat with we be de

ass heading to the Mars base we make

contact with humans once again who are

all taken aback by the Absurd levels of

drip that are emanating off of our

body red after stealing from these

people for the third time we set our

sights higher to the huge gun outside

without it these people would surely be

left defenseless against the forces of

degeneracy but is a man truly a man if

he's not constantly trying to acquire a

larger gun than the previous no no he's

not you think we're ever going to get a

lunch break or something don't know I'm

popping a turtle head right now though

oh my

God you done bro we got to call me Jesus

Christ why did I have to get paired up

with you we take the controls from this

man who has clearly been browsing too

many Live Leak videos and as an avid

watcher of Sonic fandubs We Begin

pissing on the moon anyways after

watching this cannon shoot floating

Rubble for 5 minutes great use of

ammunition guys we're really bringing

the fight to those space rocks we shoot

ourselves at these conveniently shaped

rocks and do some platforming that gave

me flashbacks to this Spyro game that

nobody except for me enjoyed eventually

we make our way into the hole that we

shot into Mars and find a portal at the

planet's core science is a lie planets

don't have metal cores they have portals

to other dimensions in the middle on the

other side of this portal is Sentinel

Pride where we find guards whose job is

to stand here all day and wait for

someone to walk through a portal except

this guy he checks his invisible watch

and opens a door for people we have a

flashback complete with Amber filter

before moving to the next room where

time is running out use code simple to

get your first month of simp we make our

way to an arena where we find the final

politician waiting for us we smash the

[ __ ] out of his bodyguard and finally

confront him what you're doing is

illegal you're tampering with forces you

can afterwards we are confronted by this

very useless security detail who waited

until after we killed their boss to

storm inside the arena being threatened

by pointy sticks we take a portal back

to the Fortress of drip which seems to

have developed a pest infestation while

we were away after a 15-second

extermination break things are restored

back to normal with one of the relics

that we stole from the m Museum except

this time the lights are all red wow

spooky we head to our next destination

with the guidance of Microsoft Sam so

like there's this school sword over here

you got to get because like it's sick as

don't break it though because my right

hand is busy right now after cleansing

the area of its resident animated

characters we have a dip in some yummy

green water you can really taste the

plutonium we then open this door into

what the we are pulled out of Oblivion

and into a cut scene where thankfully

the floor is actually visible we

eventually find the sword Sam told us

about however we break it because no one

tells me what to do we begin our search

for the replacement part for our sword

and thankly we find a suitable power

source in the form of football which the

sword absorbs entirely all we were

missing now is the blade we head down to

forge our sword which burned so hot that

it seared even its own texture off we

test out our new blade by cutting many a

demon in Twain and head straight into

hell to bring the fight to degeneracy

front door walking into the green beam

that definitely had me skeptical of

whether it was the right way to go we

failed the easiest platforming in the

world not one but three separate times

then stumble into a ritual being

conducted by the worst evil of them all

tick tock this is going to be so cool

what are you doing in here we let our

intrusive thoughts win and stab the

Beating Heart on the table with the

garbage the blue ball guy gave

us you have no idea what you have

released into the world we aligned some

RGB Rings which creates a portal back to

Earth where the creature escaped to on

our way back to the portal We're stopped

once again not one step closer Earth

will crumble to D against the might of

chica who Chica the bringer of who

the with the physical embodiment of

short form content dead on the floor

where it belongs we can now head through

the portal without being sidetracked for

an hour scrolling through horrible

content on our phone back on Earth we

see glimpses of something awful roaming

the city of La we tear through the

degenerate spawns in the city to get

closer to the bigger threat eventually

become come face to face with the

ultimate Evil the culprit behind the

complete destruction of La the icon of

sin anime school girl of course we

couldn't let this evil continue existing

in our world so we get to

work with its outer shell destroyed it

shuffles away in fear but we use our

another highway to intercept this

monster with this Scourge known as anime

killed the drip slayer's Journey comes

to a close and so does this video