Legend of Zelda: Echoes of Wisdom

Summary

The script is a humorous playthrough of a Zelda game, featuring the player controlling Zelda while waiting for Link's rescue. It includes commentary on game mechanics, such as water physics and enemy encounters, with a playful tone and repeated use of the word 'slick.' The player experiments with various in-game elements like beds, trees, and characters, creating chaotic and comical scenarios.

Takeaways

• 🎮 The player humorously criticizes the game for being too easy and short, suggesting it's the 'shortest Zelda ever'.
• 🥃 The player mentions receiving a glass of whiskey, indicating a relaxed and potentially long gaming session.
• 🎶 There's a playful use of the word 'slick' throughout the commentary, suggesting the player's confidence in the game.
• 👑 The game involves playing as Zelda waiting for Link to save her, which is a twist on the traditional roles in the Zelda series.
• 🗡️ The player creatively uses unconventional items like beds to defeat enemies, showcasing the game's flexibility.
• 🌊 There's a recurring theme of admiration for the game's water effects, indicating high-quality graphics.
• 🐙 The player jokes about spawning an army of sea urchins after defeating the main antagonist, Ganondorf.
• 🏠 The player finds a house but humorously thinks it needs more beds, which is a running gag in the commentary.
• 🕷️ The player experiments with different characters and abilities, such as Armadillo and Spider Guy, adding a layer of strategy and humor.
• 🐍 The player expresses excitement about having multiple snakes at their command, indicating a strategic use of in-game creatures.
• 🎲 The player encounters various challenges and uses different tactics, like using trampolines and boomerangs, to overcome them.

Q & A

What is the main character's complaint about their move?

The main character complains that they have been using the same move for 37 years and it's time to get some new moves.

What does the character say about the game's length?

The character comments that the game is the shortest Zelda ever.

What does the character suggest will happen after they finish playing?

The character suggests that they will have to wait for Link to come and save them.

What does Leah bring to the main character?

Leah brings the main character a big glass of whiskey.

What does the main character say about the water in the game?

The main character comments on the realism and detail of the water, suggesting that a lot of effort goes into making it look good.

How does the main character plan to kill monsters without a sword?

The main character plans to drop a bed on the monsters to kill them.

What does the main character say about spawning an army of sea urchins?

The main character expresses a dream of spawning an army of sea urchins after killing Ganondorf.

What does the main character do when they find the house is nice but lacking something?

The main character suggests adding more beds to the house.

What does the main character say about the character Impa?

The main character believes that Impa will easily kill three guys.

What does the main character think about the talking in the game?

The main character finds the amount of talking in the game excessive and wants it to stop.

What does the main character do to defeat the final enemy?

The main character uses a combination of a bed and multiple snakes to defeat the final enemy.