DOOM Eternal Review | Alpha Male Gaming | Amogus Edition

Summary

In this humorous and energetic review, the speaker dives into 'Doom Eternal,' a fast-paced, testosterone-fueled sequel that refines and expands on the combat mechanics of its predecessor. Highlighting the game's relentless action, unique arsenal, and challenging enemies, the review captures the essence of a game that pushes the boundaries of linear design and gameplay. The speaker also touches on the game's lore, which is as bizarre and entertaining as the gameplay itself, making 'Doom Eternal' a must-play for fans of intense, adrenaline-pumping action.

Takeaways

• 🎮 Doom Eternal is a sequel to the critically acclaimed Doom 2016, offering an intense and fast-paced gameplay experience.
• 💪 The game features a robust combat system that requires players to use every mechanic constantly, without pause.
• 🔫 Players assume the role of 'Doom Slayer' who uses a wide arsenal of weapons throughout the game, each with specific uses and upgrades.
• 🔄 The aggression in Doom Eternal is a core mechanic, where players must kill enemies to heal and restore resources like ammo.
• 🛠️ Weapons can be modified with two different mods each, drastically changing their behavior and gameplay impact.
• 🎹 The game's design is complex, with multiple abilities and weapons mapped to individual keys, demanding fast-paced decision-making.
• 🌌 Doom Eternal's plot is described as 'psychotic' and 'convoluted', involving battles across the universe and interactions with various mythological entities.
• 🤯 The game's narrative includes the permanent death of God and the pursuit of the Doom Slayer's doppelgänger in the DLC.
• 🎶 The soundtrack of Doom Eternal is unique, blending elements of metal music with Mongolian throat singing, enhancing the game's atmosphere.
• 🖼️ The game's visuals are highly detailed, with intricate geometry and particle effects that contribute to its fast and pulse-pounding gameplay.
• 💥 The final battle in the DLC is a climactic, non-stop fight against the player's red-eyed twin, culminating in a satisfying conclusion to the game's story.

Q & A

What is the main character's name in 'Doom Eternal'?

The main character's name is John Doom.

What is unique about the gameplay of 'Doom Eternal'?

The gameplay of 'Doom Eternal' is unique because it is built around a single robust, multifaceted combat system that the entire game is funneled into, forcing the player to use every mechanic all the time without stopping.

How does 'Doom Eternal' handle weapon upgrades?

In 'Doom Eternal', when a weapon gets an upgrade, it isn't replaced; it's a genuine addition to the player's arsenal, with each weapon having specific uses that enhance rather than interfere with each other.

What is the significance of the chainsaw in 'Doom Eternal'?

The chainsaw in 'Doom Eternal' is significant as it is used not only as a weapon but also as a means to heal and restore health by killing enemies.

How many mods does each weapon in 'Doom Eternal' have?

Each weapon in 'Doom Eternal' has two mods, which completely change their behavior.

What are the 'suit abilities' in 'Doom Eternal'?

The 'suit abilities' in 'Doom Eternal' are special abilities that the player can use in addition to the weapons, such as zooming, fast grenade throwing, and a flamethrower for armor.

What is the 'Crucible' in 'Doom Eternal'?

The 'Crucible' in 'Doom Eternal' is a super weapon that provides a direct, instantaneous kill on every enemy, including area bosses.

What is the significance of the 'BFG' in 'Doom Eternal'?

The 'BFG' in 'Doom Eternal' stands for 'Big [__]', and it is a canonical super weapon that fires a hole directly into the core of Mars, clearing out everything visible instantly.

How does 'Doom Eternal' approach difficulty and learning curve?

The entire game of 'Doom Eternal' acts effectively as a tutorial for hard mode, ensuring that players are always learning and the gameplay never feels stale.

What is the role of Samuel Hayden in the plot of 'Doom Eternal'?

Samuel Hayden is a sentient robot in 'Doom Eternal' who is revealed to be an angel and plays a significant role in the plot, particularly in the DLC where he seeks to revive the god and satan trapped in volleyballs.

What is the significance of the music in 'Doom Eternal'?

The music in 'Doom Eternal' is significant as it is described as metal without guitars, created by sampling Mongolian throat singing and other unique sounds, setting the mood and enhancing the gameplay experience.

Outlines

00:00

🎮 Over-the-Top Gameplay and Arsenal in Doom Eternal

The script introduces 'Doom Eternal' as a testosterone-fueled game where players assume the role of John Doom, a character with severe autism who acts without considering the consequences. The game is a sequel to 'Doom 2016' and offers an intense, hardcore combat experience. The gameplay is built around a robust, multifaceted combat system that requires players to utilize every weapon and ability continuously. The arsenal is extensive, with each weapon having specific uses and upgrades that enhance rather than replace its capabilities. The game also features aggressive healing and ammo restoration mechanics, forcing players to stay on the offensive. The script humorously touches on the game's lore and remixes Mongolian throat singing for a unique audio experience.

05:00

👾 Demon Diversity and Engaging Challenges in Doom Eternal

This paragraph delves into the variety of demons in 'Doom Eternal', emphasizing the unique behaviors and challenges they present. The game's difficulty is likened to a tutorial for hard mode, with constant learning opportunities that keep the gameplay fresh. Players can choose to upgrade various stats and runes, affecting their character's mobility and ammo capacity. The script also humorously speculates on the game's lore, involving a convoluted backstory involving gods, demons, and the fate of humanity. The narrative is described as psychotic and integral to the game's experience, with the player character, John Doom, undertaking a series of galactic tasks, including killing gods and invading heaven.

10:01

🌌 The Universe-Spanning Adventure and DLC Expansion of Doom Eternal

The script discusses the expansive universe of 'Doom Eternal', which takes players across different planets and settings. It highlights the game's environmental design and the player's journey through various levels, each offering unique challenges and plot developments. The DLC is described as an extension of the base game, with faster gameplay, harder challenges, and an even more convoluted plot. The DLC introduces new characters and plot twists, such as the revelation of Samuel Hayden's true nature and the player character's divine AI assistant. The script humorously describes the DLC's narrative, including the player's quest to revive a god and the final confrontation with an identical twin version of John Doom.

15:02

🔥 High-Octane Action and Visual Splendor in Doom Eternal

The final paragraph focuses on the intense action and stunning visuals of 'Doom Eternal'. It emphasizes the game's fast-paced gameplay and the impressive level of detail in its environments and character models. The script praises the game's soundtrack, composed by Mick Gordon, for its unique blend of sampled throat singing and industrial sounds, which adds to the game's atmosphere. The visual effects and particle design are also commended for their quality, despite the game's breakneck speed making it difficult to fully appreciate them. The script concludes with a recommendation for players who enjoy high-speed action and a humorous acknowledgment of the game's potential to cause cardiac arrest.

Keywords

💡Testosterone

Testosterone is a hormone typically associated with male characteristics and aggression. In the context of the video, it is used metaphorically to describe the game 'Doom Eternal' as being extremely action-packed and intense, with the phrase 'testosterone dripping from its orifices' to emphasize the game's high-octane nature.

💡John Doom

John Doom, also known as the Doom Slayer, is the protagonist of the 'Doom' video game series. The script portrays him as a character with relentless aggression and a singular focus on combat, illustrating the game's core gameplay mechanic of unyielding violence against demonic forces.

💡Mitosis

Mitosis is a type of cell division that results in two identical daughter cells. The video script humorously uses 'mitosis' to create a sun, which is a playful exaggeration to convey the intense energy and action within the game that could metaphorically 'create' something as grand as a celestial body.

💡Hardcore

In gaming, 'hardcore' often refers to games that are challenging and require significant skill and commitment. The video describes 'Doom Eternal' as 'hardcore male gameplay,' suggesting that it is a game designed for players seeking a difficult and immersive experience.

💡Sequel

A sequel is a continuation of a story or game that follows the events of a previous installment. 'Doom Eternal' is a sequel to 'Doom 2016,' and the script mentions it to highlight the game's connection to and evolution from its predecessor.

💡Gameplay

Gameplay refers to the mechanics and dynamics of a video game. The script discusses 'Doom Eternal's' gameplay as being robust, multifaceted, and focused on combat, which is central to the game's appeal and challenge.

💡Arsenal

An arsenal refers to a collection of weapons. In the context of 'Doom Eternal,' the term is used to describe the wide array of weapons available to the player, each with unique abilities and upgrades that contribute to the game's strategic depth.

💡Chainsaw

The chainsaw in 'Doom Eternal' is not only a weapon but also a tool for health restoration when used to kill enemies. The script emphasizes its importance in the game's aggressive playstyle, where self-sustainability is achieved through combat.

💡Crucible

The Crucible is a powerful weapon in 'Doom Eternal' that can instantly kill most enemies. The script describes it as a source of fun and a testament to the game's over-the-top approach to combat, where players can revel in the sheer power it provides.

💡DLC

DLC stands for Downloadable Content, which are additional content for a game that can be downloaded separately. The script mentions DLC to discuss the expanded content and challenges it brings to 'Doom Eternal,' enhancing the game's replayability and depth.

💡Hell

In the context of 'Doom Eternal,' Hell is both a setting and a source of the game's antagonistic forces. The script uses Hell as a backdrop for the game's narrative, where the protagonist ventures to combat demonic forces and fulfill the game's plot.

💡Moth People

Moth People, or the Makers, are a race of beings in the 'Doom' universe. The script humorously describes them as ruling over the galaxy and being part of a convoluted backstory that adds to the game's lore and narrative depth.

💡Samuel Hayden

Samuel Hayden is a character in 'Doom Eternal' who has a significant role in the game's story. The script portrays him as a complex character with divine connections, contributing to the game's intricate plot and character development.

💡Vega

Vega, in the script, is referred to as God's physical remnant in AI form and John Doom's Alexa, adding a humorous and modern twist to the divine presence within the game's narrative.

💡Satan

Satan is a central figure in the game's plot, particularly in the DLC. The script discusses the character in the context of the game's final confrontations, emphasizing the game's epic and mythic scale.

💡BFG

The BFG, which stands for 'Big F---ing Gun,' is a legendary weapon in the 'Doom' series known for its immense power. The script highlights its role in the game as a tool for clearing out enemies and contributing to the game's over-the-top action.

💡Mongolian Throat Singing

Mongolian throat singing is a musical style that the script mentions as being sampled in the game's soundtrack. It contributes to the unique and intense atmosphere of 'Doom Eternal,' enhancing the player's immersion in the game world.

Highlights

Doom Eternal is a testosterone-filled game where the protagonist, John Doom, kills gods and Satan without considering the consequences.

The game is a sequel to Doom 2016 with key differences and an extended gameplay that resembles 'crack concentrate'.

The game's design is focused on a robust combat system that is built around and enhances the player's arsenal throughout the game.

Every weapon in Doom Eternal has specific uses and receives genuine additions as upgrades, rather than replacements.

The game encourages aggressive play, with healing and ammo restoration tied to enemy kills.

Doom Eternal features a variety of demons with unique behaviors, keeping the gameplay interesting and challenging.

The game's plot is described as 'psychotic' and integral to the experience, with a storyline that is intentionally absurd.

Doom Eternal's DLC, 'The Ancient Gods', offers faster gameplay, harder challenges, and an even more convoluted plot.

The game's soundtrack is praised for its unique use of sampled sounds, creating a metal-like atmosphere without guitars.

The game's visuals are highly detailed, with impressive geometry and particle effects that enhance the fast-paced action.

Doom Eternal's final boss fight against one's twin with red eyes is a culmination of the game's intense action.

The game's challenge and story in the DLC are highlighted as the main reasons to play, beyond just the core gameplay.

The game's humor and entertainment value are emphasized, with the narrator's personal enjoyment of the absurdity.

Doom Eternal's gameplay is described as a tutorial for hard mode, ensuring that players are always learning and adapting.

The game's mod system for weapons adds depth and variety, changing weapon behavior in significant ways.

The use of the Crucible and BFG weapons in the game provides a direct, instantaneous kill on enemies, adding to the game's intensity.

The game's environmental storytelling is noted for its creativity, despite the plot's complexity and sometimes nonsensical nature.

Transcripts

doom eternal is a game with so much

testosterone dripping from its orifices

that it caused me to create a sun via

mitosis

in this adventure you play as john doom

a man stricken with irrationally severe

autism who does not consider or think

through his actions and effects on other

people and

in his quest to save mankind kills god

god god and

satan god god who is also himself if

this

in-depth and engaging hardcore male

gameplay sounds appealing then i've got

the game for you

this game is of course the sequel to the

critically acclaimed doom 2016 with a

few key differences

all right then buddy i'm going to

[ __ ] yourself which meaningfully extends

and builds off of the gameplay and

challenges that we love

then extends them some more off of a

[ __ ] clip until the product that

emerges out the other side resembles

crack concentrate

if you're watching this i'm assuming

you've probably played the game since i

don't actually want to help people buy

things

i'm here to entertain people and if

you're clamoring for entertainment and

haven't purchased this game yet

do yourself a favor there's enough male

hormones here to transition someone and

i can

guarantee you results my fellow sigma

males so whether you're a psychopath

like me or new to modern doom games come

with me on this amazing journey through

twitch gameplay

beautiful environments nonsensically

[ __ ] up lore and

remixed mongolian throat singing for

money is temporary

but doom is eternal

i would say that do maternal's gameplay

is quite unique and not for the reasons

that you would think

everything in do maternal is funneled

directly into a single robust

multifaceted multinational and

unilaterally combat system from which

the entire game is built around but

maxor i hear you thinking that's every

game ever yes

every good game ever if i for instance

became 12 and booted up gta 5

i would be able to do at least a dozen

unfun activities

doom's design is focused harder than the

average persona fan on his local

playground

and that is special you will play the

game in the way that is fun or you will

lose

so as good as 2016 was a polygon

journalist could beat the first half and

that's unacceptable because yes it is

actually unfun to play games after

having a lobotomy

in other games i get to choose between

things like stealth vehicles or outright

combat yet do maternal asks the question

why not force you to use every mechanic

all the time

without stopping in a world where aaa

studios try to pander to everyone it's

refreshing to have a game that sets out

to do one thing

the best and actually have developers

who give a [ __ ] about linear design and

gameplay

and the main component of that gameplay

is the arsenal because

john doom uses every weapon throughout

the game the first shotgun is used in

the last level and the last level is

used by the first shotgun when you get

an upgrade it isn't a replacement it's a

genuine addition to your arsenal

every one of them has specific uses and

yet these don't interfere at all

they enhance how do i kill an enemy well

shoot his hands off fire a rocket fire a

ballista fire flame freeze

fire fire on his freeze and throw

shotgun shotgun brain aneurysm just as

important as how you kill is how you

heal and how you restore

fortunately the aggression of this game

rivals my dog in a kindergarten like

real life the only way to get ahead of

the competition is to kill them how do i

heal when low

kill them how do i get ammo back kill

them with a chainsaw

in addition most weapons in the game

have two mods which completely change

their behavior

such stunning examples would be the

microwave beam the automatic shotgun and

the [ __ ] destroyer blade god that

shit's cool but on top of eight weapons

12 mods and a declining mental state we

keep going more than any one weapon

you'll be using your suit abilities and

they all have individual buttons

this is in addition to the eight that

you use for weapons these would be

things like zoom for fast grenade for

death swedish grenade for life punch for

no reason

and a flamethrower for armor i play

invoker and dota 2 and this [ __ ] makes

me play my keyboard like it's a [ __ ]

moonlight sonata i thoroughly recommend

playing pc and never using the weapon

wheel for maximal ritalin output and if

you can't switch weapons fast or play on

easy mode

that's fine man we're all busy how about

i give you two more buttons you thought

i was done

there's two ways to kill a demon and do

maternal the fun way or the funny way

and to maximize the funniness level we

have the crucible which is a direct

instantaneous kill on every enemy giant

area boss

dead previous area boss dead the final

boss

[ __ ] up now i hear you thinking josh

that sounds pretty strong

oh boy buckle your ass because the

second super weapon on my extensive list

of two things is the bfg

which canonically stands for big [ __ ]

gun also canonically it fires a hole

directly into the core

of mars you can't

now i could kill an enemy the long way

or i could kill him

and his dog faster than the atf at waco

it clears out everything you can see

instantly i am so thankful the game

limits how many times you can do this

now i understand that at first this may

seem

complicated but that just isn't true

because the entire game is

effectively a tutorial for hard mode and

because you're always learning as you

play it never feels stale

doom even lets you choose what stats and

runes to upgrade i spec

entirely into mobility and ammo making

my character a flimsy crack addled

spider monkey

as a side note we should release dozens

or possibly hundreds of macaques into

new york city

they can survive there why does thailand

get to keep all of the good monkeys so

what more is there to learn about doom

eternal well have you ever given thought

to the various unwashed baboons that i'm

fighting the answer

may shock you those are the others as

you may have guessed

there are at least three perhaps four

demons in the game which is a lot for

someone who is a small

blonde anime lolly such as myself but

it's the variety of the demons that make

the game interesting demons can fly they

can roll around like hedgehogs contract

obesity and be bastards who is sandy

lope

who is tsushima amy rose i didn't know

she could stand

the point of the entire game therefore

is to balance targets switch weapons and

scream internally as you repeatedly fail

to be cool just like high school what

i'm getting at is every game that has

completely different behavior and goals

from one another the doom hunter rolls

around in a comically small

tank the zombies like us exist to die

and the marauder produces controversy he

does a lot of damage blocks your attacks

fights you at wild speeds and can only

be attacked after blatantly signaling so

i personally have no issue with him as i

find the challenge fun and engaging and

if you don't i'm not saying you're wrong

i'm saying you're bad i'm not getting

into the details for each one

since that's not funny but don't worry

there are 27 of them

without dlc and if you're wondering why

i'm fighting the entire cast of dante's

inferno you're actually

the minority this game tries at every

moment to make exposition

collectible why is there just a [ __ ]

big spear in the planet and why is

heaven comprised entirely of moth people

you cannot stop the procession

it feels like one guy wrote the events

of the game and another guy invented lsd

just to write the backstory so i'm going

to combine both of them into a single

accurate interpretation of the doom lore

if i say something

objectionable just pretend that it's

right

one brazilian years ago there was a guy

named the dad who was effectively god

and he made moths in lamp heaven called

the makers

every ten thousand years all moths

combine their collective consciousness

into one

giga moth called the con maker who is

the moth pope so the moths rule over the

galaxy sort of until earth happens and

then we start [ __ ] everything up

the moth pope finds john doom after a

spree of murders and he explains to her

that yes

hell exists it's weird that humans knew

about hell before god

anyways the moth pope after finding out

that hell is real very reasonably

decides to sacrifice a planet to it see

it turns out that god literally pieced

the [ __ ] out like 10 million years ago

and let them off do whatever they wanted

so now the con maker cannot be replaced

and cannot die so she sort of goes

insane from the constant immortality now

the plan is to get some of that sweet

hell energy by repeatedly sacrificing

entire planets to the dark lord in

exchange for it meanwhile a sentient

robot named samuel hayden is very busy

on mars

earth has this problem called climate

change and we need to find a new energy

source so instead of something hard and

difficult like

solar power samuel hayden is like what

if we extract this cool

blue energy from hell also it's on mars

earth does this until hell begins

breaking into mars and john doom stops

them which is the plot of doom 2016.

this makes samuel hayden mad because

he's funded by the koch brothers and

really doesn't want to build a windmill

so instead of destroying the demonic

crucible he just brings it back to earth

and catapults john doom into the

backstory planet if you think that

sounds unreasonable just remember that

we considered blotting out the sun

before building a [ __ ] solar panel

unsurprisingly demons invade to recycle

earth into blue energy for the moth pope

so john doom has to fight both catholics

and hell and as you go through the game

you might notice that it just brings up

random [ __ ] at will

like oh sorry the soul factory is being

held there by two gigantic titans and

it's like

okay i guess attack on titan is real now

doomslayer you'll need this knife to

kill my son oh [ __ ] what do you do

the plot of the main game to understate

it is psychotic

and acts as an increasing checklist of

galactically convoluted tasks just in

this one game

john doom finds an ancient city like

three times goes to the north pole to

kill santa

fights croatia does a little trolling

does a little [ __ ] fighting

invades heaven and permanently kills god

but we'll get back to that doom 2016

took place on mars but this game has you

slung around the universe on a [ __ ]

bungee cord so i understand completely

when people say they don't play doom

eternal for the plot they're just wrong

i play doom eternal for the plot and

that might sound strange to you but

eternal's plot is

pure insanity and it does everything

that it needs to we are painfully aware

that the plot exists as a contrivance

because the environmental designer went

[ __ ] ballistic i just don't care i

played every single level gleefully

wondering

oh boy what stupid [ __ ] is next i cannot

[ __ ] wait

so play the game for the plot it is

integral to the experience of doom

eternal

open max or there's a plot hole how did

the doom slayer get the first

everything i've said so far except some

of it applies in full partially to the

base game but there's

40 dollar reduce of dlc where the

gameplay is faster the challenge harder

and the plot

somehow even [ __ ] worse in all the

right departments 2016 was a walk

eternal is usain bolt and the ancient

gods is [ __ ] venezuelan inflation you

thought it was over when john doom beat

the demons and destroyed all of heaven

but you were wrong

that's just the beginning and with both

parts of the dlc now fully out my

recommendation cannot be understated

let's get into why and more importantly

what

this section of the video is going to be

different far more structural and

aligned with the plot of the dlc

because the gameplay isn't what's new

about the product it's the challenge and

the story i originally wrote an entire

script for this and then trashed it

because it doesn't truly communicate how

this dlc drove me to insanity and i hard

cope by simping for 2d women i will tell

you if there's a very big gameplay

change but the point of the dlc is more

of what's amazing if you like doom a

turtle you will like the dlc

period okay so samuel hayden you might

know him for his various appearances on

political youtube debates advocating for

carbon positivity it turns out that he's

not a robot he's a [ __ ] angel also

john dooms alexa is god that's not a

joke or exaggeration his name is vega

and he is the physical remnant of god's

consciousness in ai form so samuel now a

[ __ ] divine being wants you to revive

him since both god and satan are trapped

in volleyballs

at this point the video can't count as

spoilers because it makes no [ __ ]

sense

the first dlc is essentially trolling

because you kill god

why well obviously to revive satan

exclusively so you can fight him what

could go

wrong a particular note here on the

gameplay side is the final boss who is

samuel hayden because holy [ __ ] this

fight is hard also the premise is

ridiculous and my enjoyment of the game

is hurt by neither every aspect of this

is speedy

fun and everything else i've already

said about the game in general and when

you finally beat samuel and revive the

dark lord it

turns out he's you yeah the only thing

in the world that could possibly kill

john doom

himself

so now the not you you decides to go to

hell where we all belong and the second

dlc is just chasing him this is of

course where the testosterone moves into

critical levels

how does one get to the capital city of

hell well that's a great question first

of all go to the planet of argentineur

light the bat signal learn how to train

your dragon okay go into the giant spear

that pierces the entire planet for some

reason get the key to the gate

now go back to earth traverse the last

of us two and find the gate of diluma

but before i get to the final showdown

with crash bandicoot twinsanity there's

some cool gameplay i want to talk

about you have a [ __ ] hammer in this

dlc primarily used to defy the laws of

gravity but secondarily gives you

everything in the game

health no problem ammo absolutely my

deepest darkest urges

yes as i used this i became more

obsessed with hammers than bob the

[ __ ] builder and there's plenty of

demons to use it on since the dlc has a

shitload of reskins for instance the

spirit is a congealed amphetamine mass

that makes every infested target three

times faster microsoft pinball who is

fun to fight i promise

and the blood makers they are my

original

oc do not steal it so now that we've

reached cleveland it's time for the dlc

to gain

style this is the culmination of all of

our work the final battle against satan

himself

and holy [ __ ] you can feel it when the

sentinel army shows up and everyone's

ready to kick ass you just can't help

but feel like your dick is being tickled

cleveland lives up to the hype too

for once because it's a non-stop battle

of epic proportions right up until the

final boss

this is a universe which implicitly

acknowledges your god-like power by

making the only credible threat to you

your identical twin with red eyes in a

gun though that is called [ __ ]

gameplay and it's a beautiful send-off

right up until the man himself who

awkwardly waddles around the arena like

a penguin but that's fine the fight is

still cool

wow you know it's so sad that steve jobs

died with pigma who the hell is steve

jobs got him

now before we defenestrate there's a few

details i want to talk about that truly

complete this game make it a real 10 out

of good

firstly i would classify the music of

this game as metal without guitars and i

[ __ ] dig it

so much how do you make metal without a

guitar well you sample mongolian throat

singing and your lawnmower

it just sounds so good normally music

isn't very important but

it's so good that it becomes important

and the role it plays in setting your

mood is vital also the main composer

mick gordon like v

watches virtual youtubers every waking

second of his day great minds think

alike

in fact most of the music in this video

is just do maternal soundtrack guess

you'll have to re-watch it over and over

again to really listen

finally this game looks really good not

in the oh wow look at all these

particles i'm stroking out way

it's more like how does literally anyone

have time to model all of the geometry

in the game it is unreal

it is so downright inspired that it

makes you feel bad while playing it doom

eternal is such a fast and

pulse-pounding game that it's like

sprinting through the [ __ ] lube

how am i supposed to appreciate the mona

lisa when it looks like this should you

buy the game yes

i am very biased if speed and action is

what you crave and you want to induce

cardiac arrest early

this is your game i would like to thank

the demonic brotherhood funding this

channel in exchange for their souls

if you would like to engage in blood

sacrifice on my behalf

you can head to my patreon to learn more

thank you all for watching and of course

run they're coming

you