World's Funniest Confessions 3
Summary
TLDRThis video features a comedic reading of shocking confessions posted anonymously online. It includes stories about strange obsessions like traffic jam screenshots, humiliating secrets like a masturbation closet discovered by one's mother, and tales of revenge like injecting milk into an ex's mattress. The video pokes fun at the bizarre nature of these anonymous confessions while also analyzing the questionable actions and highlighting the best pieces of advice - to simply move on and live a good life as the best revenge.
Takeaways
- 😲 The transcript covers many shocking and bizarre confessions that people have anonymously shared online.
- 😂 Several of the confessions are quite humorous, like the man obsessed with checking traffic conditions.
- 🤢 Some of the confessions are rather disgusting, like the man who masturbated in his closet for years.
- 😡 The transcript includes stories of people seeking revenge in nasty ways.
- 🤯 Multiple people share extremely unusual sexual interests and kinks.
- 📱 One person cheated on a game show by using a hidden pager.
- 😨 Many of the stories involve dysfunctional relationships and deceit.
- 🤐 The confessions are meant to be anonymous, but sometimes people still get caught.
- 🤥 Several confessions involve elaborate lies and excuses to hide strange behaviors.
- 😮💨 The shareable nature of the internet allows people to reveal their deepest secrets.
Q & A
Why does the man take screenshots of traffic conditions?
-He claims it is an obsession of his to check traffic conditions all over his state. He takes screenshots throughout the day during peak traffic times to document the conditions.
How did the man's girlfriend find out about his traffic screenshot collection?
-When they were looking through pictures on his phone, they got to his private photo album full of traffic screenshots. He tried to hide it from her at first.
What excuse did the man use for having so many traffic screenshots?
-He told his girlfriend that he checks traffic like others might check the weather forecast. He claimed it was just something unique he likes to do and not an actual problem or addiction.
Why does the man who masturbates in his closet do it there?
-He lives at home and uses his closet to masturbate in since he was a kid, spraying air freshener to try and hide the smell. It seems to be a private place for him.
How did the man's mother discover his masturbation closet?
-When she surprised him with a new dresser for Christmas, she went to help him move the old one and slid it back, exposing the corner of the carpet he had been ejaculating on for years.
What was the man's parents' reaction to finding the masturbation closet?
-His mother screamed at him calling him disgusting. His father dry heaved and couldn't look at him. They didn't speak to him for the rest of Christmas and want him to see a counselor now.
Why does the man enjoy running behind the influencer?
-He dislikes that she vlogs herself running for social media. He gets in her shots on purpose to mess them up as a way of annoying her back.
How did the man first notice the woman running influencer?
-He started training for a half marathon and kept seeing her wearing a lot of makeup and talking into her phone with a selfie stick while running.
What motivates the man to keep interfering with the woman's running videos?
-It gives him a sense of satisfaction to ruin her shots after she yelled at him to get out of them once. He makes an effort to catch up and get in frame.
Has the man's behavior toward the woman changed his own running habits?
-Yes, he says running faster to catch up with her has improved his own training. He's still running regularly after the half marathon in part because of her.
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