SML Movie: Jeffy's Balloon Company!

Summary

The script is a humorous take on a family's venture into the balloon business using a unique method: the father's ability to produce gas-filled balloons from swallowed gum. The business, 'Jeffy's Ass Balloons Incorporated,' quickly gains popularity due to a helium shortage. However, it faces challenges when customers misuse the balloons, leading to accidents and a lawsuit. The script is filled with absurd humor, including a farcical lawsuit from Disney and Pixar over a character's death caused by the misuse of the balloons.

Takeaways

• 🍬 Jeffy swallows 50 pieces of gum, which is not recommended as gum is meant to be chewed and spat out.
• 🤔 The characters discuss the purpose of chewing gum, which is for the flavor, similar to toothpaste.
• 🚽 Jeffy experiences constipation after swallowing gum, highlighting the importance of following instructions on food and non-food items.
• 🤯 The family considers calling a doctor due to Jeffy's inability to have a bowel movement, indicating concern for his health.
• 🎈 Marvin and the family start a business selling balloons filled with methane from Jeffy's farts as a solution to the helium shortage.
• 💸 They receive a large number of orders for various events, showcasing the business's immediate success.
• 📈 The business's rapid growth leads to a Super Bowl commercial and bookings for the Macy's Thanksgiving Day Parade.
• 🚫 The business faces legal issues when customers and their property are harmed by the methane-filled balloons.
• 💸 Despite the legal troubles, the characters consider the financial success they achieved through the unconventional business.
• 💡 The script satirically explores the idea of entrepreneurship and the consequences of not considering the implications of a business idea.

Q & A

Why did Jeffy swallow 50 pieces of gum?

Jeffy swallowed 50 pieces of gum because he enjoyed the taste and didn't understand the instruction not to swallow gum, thinking that the purpose of chewing was to enjoy the flavor before swallowing.

What is the main concern after Jeffy swallows the gum?

The main concern is that Jeffy might have difficulty pooping due to the gum, which could cause constipation or blockage in his intestines.

Why does the father think gum is for fat people?

The father jokingly suggests that gum is for fat people to give them the sensation of eating without actually consuming calories, as a way to lose weight.

What business idea do the characters come up with involving Jeffy's ability to produce gas from swallowing gum?

The characters consider starting a business selling balloons filled with the gas produced by Jeffy's digestion of gum, taking advantage of the helium shortage.

How do they plan to diversify the colors of the balloons they produce?

They plan to diversify the colors of the balloons by having Jeffy eat different colored gums, such as blue and yellow, to produce a variety of balloon colors.

What is the significance of the Super Bowl commercial in the script?

The Super Bowl commercial signifies the peak of their business's success and popularity, but it also foreshadows the financial strain and pressure to fulfill large orders.

Why does the business start to face legal issues?

The business faces legal issues because children are dying after sucking the gas out of the balloons, mistaking it for helium, and because of a house explosion caused by the ignition of the methane-filled balloons.

What is the final outcome for the business 'Jeffy's Ass Balloons Incorporated'?

The business 'Jeffy's Ass Balloons Incorporated' is sued for the deaths and damages caused by their product, leading to the need to file for bankruptcy.

Why does the character Marvin suggest they don't need to worry about being sued personally?

Marvin suggests they don't need to worry about being sued personally because they structured their business as a separate entity, which provides some protection for the individuals involved.

What is the moral or lesson that can be inferred from the script?

The script satirically suggests that business ventures should consider the safety and implications of their products, and that shortcuts and exploitation can lead to severe consequences.

Outlines

00:00

🍬 'Jeffy's Gum Mishap'

The script opens with a humorous scene where Jeffy, a child, swallows 50 pieces of gum, leading to a discussion about the proper way to chew and dispose of gum. Jeffy's parents explain that while food can be swallowed, gum should be chewed and then spit out. This sparks a debate about life's rules and Jeffy's misunderstanding of eating habits. The conversation takes a comical turn when Jeffy's father suggests that gum is for overweight people to simulate the act of eating without consuming calories. The script ends with a focus on Jeffy's potential health issues due to the swallowed gum, with his parents considering whether to call a doctor.

05:02

🎈 'Jeffy's Ass Balloons Business'

The second paragraph introduces a bizarre business venture where Jeffy's ability to inflate balloons with his flatulence is commercialized. The business, named 'Jeffy's Ass Balloons Incorporated,' capitalizes on a helium shortage by offering a cheaper alternative. The script details the business's rapid growth, with orders pouring in for various events, including weddings, birthday parties, and even the Macy's Thanksgiving Day Parade. However, the business faces challenges when customers misuse the product, leading to health risks. The script also includes a subplot involving a character named Carl Fredrickson, who orders a large number of balloons to lift his house, reminiscent of the movie 'Up.' The paragraph concludes with the business facing a lawsuit due to the dangerous nature of the product, leading to its potential downfall.

10:02

💸 'The Downfall of Jeffy's Ass Balloons'

The final paragraph sees the collapse of 'Jeffy's Ass Balloons Incorporated' due to legal troubles and public safety concerns. The business is being sued for the death of characters from the movie 'Up,' as well as for the dangerous nature of the balloons. The script highlights the company's inability to meet the demand for balloons and the unethical practices that led to the tragedy. The paragraph ends with the characters considering bankruptcy and the potential end of their business venture. There's a sense of irony as the business's downfall is juxtaposed with the initial excitement and success they had experienced.

Keywords

💡Candy

Candy refers to a confectionery made with sugar or syrup and often flavored with various ingredients. In the video, candy serves as a starting point for the humorous dialogue about consumption and digestion, particularly with Jeffy's overindulgence in gum, leading to a series of absurd and comical situations.

💡Gum

Gum, specifically chewing gum, is a soft, cohesive substance that is chewed for pleasure but not swallowed. The video's narrative revolves around the improper swallowing of gum by Jeffy, which leads to a series of misunderstandings and complications, highlighting the importance of following instructions for consumable products.

💡Swallowing

Swallowing is the act of moving food or drink from the mouth to the stomach through the esophagus. In the video, the concept of swallowing is humorously explored through the incorrect consumption of gum, which should be chewed and then spat out, not swallowed, as it can cause digestive issues.

💡Toothpaste

Toothpaste is a paste or gel used with a toothbrush to clean the teeth and promote oral hygiene. In the script, toothpaste is mentioned in a humorous context where Jeffy consumes it daily, paralleling the incorrect swallowing of gum and further emphasizing the theme of improper consumption.

💡Constipation

Constipation refers to difficulty in bowel movements, often caused by the infrequent or incomplete passage of stool. The video uses constipation as a comedic element, resulting from Jeffy's gum swallowing, to illustrate the potential physical consequences of not adhering to product guidelines.

💡Business

A business is an organization engaged in commercial, industrial, or professional activities. The video script satirically develops a business concept around 'Jeffy's Ass Balloons,' which is based on the idea of using Jeffy's flatulence to fill balloons, showcasing a farcical entrepreneurial venture.

💡Helium Shortage

A helium shortage refers to a scarcity of helium, a gas used in balloons for its lighter-than-air properties. The video script uses this concept to justify the business idea of using methane from Jeffy's flatulence as a substitute, reflecting a real-world issue in a fantastical and humorous context.

💡Methane

Methane is a colorless, odorless, flammable gas that is a byproduct of digestion in humans and other animals. In the video, methane is humorously portrayed as a substitute for helium in balloons, leading to a series of absurd and dangerous situations that highlight the risks of misusing products.

💡Super Bowl Commercial

A Super Bowl commercial refers to an advertisement aired during the Super Bowl, an event known for its high viewership and expensive ad slots. The script mentions a Super Bowl commercial as part of the business's marketing strategy, indicating the absurd success and rapid growth of the fictional 'Jeffy's Ass Balloons' enterprise.

💡Legal Liability

Legal liability refers to the responsibility or obligation to make amends or pay compensation for wrongdoing. In the video, the concept of legal liability is comically explored through the business's failure to warn consumers about the dangers of their product, leading to lawsuits and the eventual downfall of the enterprise.

Highlights

Jeffy swallows 50 pieces of gum, causing concern about his health.

Discussion about the proper way to chew and spit out gum, not swallow it.

Jeffy's confusion about the rules of swallowing food versus gum.

Concerns about Jeffy's inability to poop due to swallowed gum.

The idea of using Jeffy's gas to create balloons is born.

Jeffy's gas balloons are used to fulfill a helium shortage for parties.

Jeffy's ass balloons incorporated is launched as a business.

A Super Bowl commercial is booked for Jeffy's ass balloons.

Jeffy is booked for the Macy's Thanksgiving Day Parade.

A customer receives balloons for her birthday without paying.

Jeffy struggles to produce enough gas for the balloon orders.

A plan to diversify the colors of the balloons is discussed.

A bar mitzvah order is mentioned, adding pressure to produce more balloons.

A customer's child dies after sucking the gas from a balloon.

Jeffy's ass balloons are sued for the death and property damage.

The business faces bankruptcy due to lawsuits and inability to fulfill orders.

The final moments show the characters reflecting on their failed business venture.

Transcripts

hey Daddy want a piece of candy no I'll

have one Jeffy here you go Mommy it's

really good I've already eaten 50 pieces

it's super chewing wait you swallowed

this yes I just said I ate 50 pieces

Jeffy you're not supposed to swallow gum

yeah what am I supposed to do with it

you chew it and spit it out what's the

point in that well because it tastes

good exactly why I swoled it listen

Jeffy you're just supposed to chew it

and spit it out that's it have I been

eating food wrong my whole life I'm just

supposed to chew it up and then spit it

out no you can swallow food just not gum

oh so I can chew and swallow food but I

have to spit out candy no you can

swallow candy just not gum life's rules

are too hard Jeffy you chew gum for the

flavor yes like toothpaste it tastes

really good but you're not supposed to

swallow it well I eat a tube of

toothpaste every single day is that one

without a toothpaste Jeffy you're not

supposed to swallow toothpaste well then

make me a list of all the things I'm not

supposed to swallow okay that's a very

long list let's make a list of things

you can swallow only food and that's it

wait a minute it's just for fat

people so they can chew and get the

sensation of eating food and then they

don't have to swallow it until they

don't gain weight yes Jeffy it's for fat

people that's what gum is for fat people

well that's all you have to say okay but

maybe he still swallowed 50 pieces of

gum Marvin should we

call it no let's just make sure he can

poop hey Jeffy go to the bathroom and

poop why don't we not go to your

bathroom when I have a perfectly good

short checking [ __ ] and because you're

not supposed to poop in your shorts if

you're gonna do that go to your room

well if you see me in my room I'm gonna

[ __ ] in my bed Jeffy We just cleaned

those sheets and smear it all over the

walls no Jeffy just don't stay here then

all right that's what I'm doing Marvin

are you sure he's gonna be okay let's

just make sure he can have a bowel

movement so that his you know they're

not obstructed or anything okay Marvin

we haven't heard from Jeffy in days do

you think okay baby he's a kid he's fine

he's probably his friend's house making

a fort talk and playing a tick night

too big okay I haven't been able to poop

in days I'm constipated as [ __ ] baby the

gum it's probably clogging its colon

what do we do we have to call a doctor

tell him I look like a truck driver

looking for a lot lizard oh okay

anything somebody call a doctor yes

doctor my son's fat from eating gum oh

no did he eat that Willy Wonka gum that

makes it get all fat and turn blue but

it couldn't be that because he's not

blue and also Willy Wonka's not real

that was just a movie you know what I'll

let you talk he kept chewing and

swallowing gum I'm not supposed to

swallow it we told him that but he'd

already swallowed 50 pieces 50 pieces

Jesus his intestines must be pink I mean

Pinker than normal because of the gum

because gum is pink I'll stop listen he

looks constipated of course he's

constipated he looks like he's about to

pop he's literally full of [ __ ] we're

gonna have to fish that gum out of his

ass like a dog okay well how much gum do

you think's in his ass I don't know I

just have to take a look with my Doc

McStuffins autoscope out of my way

oh I'm sorry I thought you were going

the other way all right let's take a

look at that butt spread them all right

all right let's see what we got going on

okay don't do that my face is right

there sorry

let me just take a look

I'm gonna get pink eye okay I am

literally human centiped in your [ __ ]

with my eye okay my eye is right there

stop stop down boy stop it Marvin tell

them to stop Jeffy stop farting I'm

sorry I can't help you I'm backed up

just try to hold it at least

stop okay okay okay I can see the gum

okay it's all up in there you got a tool

in your ass stop it Jeffy stop it stop

okay okay no no Jeffy I I need you to

fart as hard as you can when I say go

okay I'm gonna move my face out of the

way okay now go

bubble he's blowing a bubble with his

ass

his ass okay well pop it no there's

enough methane in there to kill a

hundred men okay so what are you gonna

do with it I'm just gonna take this I'm

Gonna Take It Outside and release it

come with me oh okay

so why'd you want me to come out here

with you check out this noise I can make

isn't that so annoying it's like a

balloon it's really annoying yeah it's

annoying stop hey Marvin five bucks you

let me release this fart in your face oh

no oh come on well man this is man stuff

hey he farted in my face way more than

that come on

five bucks yeah five bucks okay

doesn't that stink oh my God I'm so sick

I've never seen anyone throw up that

much where's my five bucks oh all I

actually have is this two dollar bill

you said you had a five yeah but I saw

it upside down and see it looks kind of

like a five still backwards though here

where's like three dollars really how

bad you have it you bitching over three

dollars Marvin look

look come on Marvin let's release it

outside I don't want to release it

outside I dropped it oh my God Marvin it

floats how's it doing that I guess the

methane is so toxic that it makes it

float oh that's crazy yeah oh my God

Marvin we could be billionaires I have

an idea see Marvin there's a helium

shortage eventually all the helium's

gonna run out and there won't be enough

for balloons for parties but we could

start a business where we made balloons

out of jeffy's ass that would be an

amazing idea we would be billionaires

Marvin no

exploit Jeffy oh shut up you're a woman

what do you know about business

look I'll put this in terms you can

understand okay white bread cheese ham

mayonnaise no crusts go no

look up for me oh

make mine wheat bread

okay so what are we gonna do now okay

I'm gonna go out and get a business

license and print business cards you

know that say jeffy's ass balloons

Incorporated so it's so that people know

how to find us you just keep feeding

Jeffy gum okay okay all right Jeff are

you hungry yeah all right let me get

some gum okay I did a lot hey Marvin hey

where have you been it's been hours I've

been tying strings to these bubbles so

they don't fly away where have I been

I've been in business meetings making

things happen cashing checks cashing

checks yeah everybody wants a piece of

jeffy's ass balloons Incorporated you

actually made a business card yeah I

said I would have also people supposed

to find us well do we even have any

orders do we even have any orders Marvin

we already have 2 000 orders due

tomorrow 2 000 orders yeah we get

weddings birthday parties gay pride

parades gay birthday parties gay

weddings why are people choosing us

because of the helium shortage nobody

else can keep up and they can't beat our

prices gum is cheaper than balloons I

guess that makes sense hold on I'm

getting a call who is this oh no it's

Carl I meant to call him back and I

forgot hey Carl how's it going buddy

yeah yeah we're working on that right

now no Carl Carl listen to me Carl no

there's no way we're going to be able to

fulfill that order by the end of next

week buddy now I know I know they're

trying to take your house yeah and they

want to put you in a nursing home I know

what what there's a talking dog and a

Boy Scout maybe you belong in a home

Carl sorry about that that was Carl from

Disney Pixar's Up he needs a million

balloons so he can float his house away

to a waterfall of some [ __ ] honestly

there's no way we're going to be able to

fulfill that but he put down a deposit

so that's how we're able to afford the

Super Bowl commercial Super Bowl

commercial oh yeah we got a Super Bowl

commercial I forgot to tell you oh yeah

and I also booked Jeffy for the Macy's

Thanksgiving Day Parade we need him to

blow up SpongeBob with his ass and or

the Explorer and Stewie from Family Guy

wait I'm getting a text what's this oh

and also blue from Blue's Clues so make

sure he keeps eating out of that Feed

Bag hey dang I got another one

flip it Flip It Marvin flip it hold on I

got it I got it this one's hot off the

whole Marvin here tell you this okay wow

Marvin you just wasted good product I

didn't have a good grip yeah well you

need to get a grip this is money we're

talking about oh my God it smells so bad

in here that's the smell of Money Marvin

gotta get used to it who's that that's

one of our customers here give me these

okay hello hi I'm here for my balloon

order here you go ma'am oh my God thank

you so much for getting this to me on

such short notice for for my 18th

birthday oh happy birthday oh thank you

that'll be 500 oh my God I don't have

any money is there another way I can pay

you

is your birthday today yeah I think we

can work something out well Marvin

another satisfied customer well I was

satisfied oh great where's the money um

I kind of gave her those ass balloons

for free well not for free we did work

something out you can't be giving away

for free look doing stuff like this is

gonna give us good mouth I mean word of

mouth I mean she used her mouth okay

look it'll help our reputation okay but

to be honest it was pretty mid I should

have just charged her yeah the post not

Clarity is really starting to kick in

well while you were down there we got

two more done two more we're gonna need

a lot more than that get to farting

Jeffy he's farting as fast as he can no

no when my face was down there he was

going nuts also what's with the only

pink well that's the only color we have

bubble gum Hold On Marvin I need you to

feed him these gumballs okay we need to

diversify our colors we need blue boys

have birthdays too and also you're going

to want to get started on the yellow

because we need to get a head start for

SpongeBob all right Jeffy you need to

eat these colored ones they eat the blue

one yeah here take this blue one

oh that's good that's good that's good

this is a good one see Marvin that's

what I'm talking about colors now we're

gonna start raking in the real cash okay

my butthole hurts hurt let me just keep

eating the gum you can take a break in

an hour breaks no no we don't have time

for breaks okay we got a bar mitzvah

coming up in an hour and the mom is hot

as holy hell I hope she can't pay hold

on I'm getting a call hello jeffy's ass

balloons Incorporated you got the cash

her ass and we got the gas hi my son

sucked the helium from one of your

balloons and now he's not moving oh uh

Well ma'am we at jeffy's ass balloons

Incorporated do not recommend you suck

the gas out because that's not helium

that's methane so your son's probably

dead bye uh yeah Marvin we got a problem

kids are sucking the gas out of the

balloons in the dying but dying yeah but

it's okay it's not our problem I'll just

start printing warning labels so no it

sounds like it's our problem

who's that yeah it's probably just

another customer I'll get it hello

who the hell is Mr Fredrickson oh [ __ ]

Carl what I already told Carl that I

won't be able to give him the balloons

for at least another month he's not

happy

refund no no we don't do refunds hold on

hold on uh give him this tell him it'll

at least lift his house a few inches

maybe a door or two okay

who was at the door it was one of Carl's

goons he wants his balloons and he's

pissed well how many more balloons do we

owe him we owe him 999 000 more how are

we gonna do that I don't know but we

better do it or else he's going to want

a refund and we won't be able to

Bowl commercial we did not need a Super

Bowl commercial yeah well I'm starting

to agree with that but I already spent

the money on this suit and these Armani

glasses that are taped to my head

because they didn't fit so you better

start farting Jeffy one day I can't do

it anymore I'm so tired tired no no you

better put that butthole into overdrive

mister I'm gonna hop on you like Hop On

Pop get you to fart come on fart fart

boy

come on speak to me boy

no no no no Marvin Marvin the machine is

broken he's tapped out we gotta start

eating gum come on well no I'm not gonna

eat gum it's dangerous we have to who's

that oh no God I hope that's not Carl

hello hey there

that's us great right you're being sued

for the death of Carl Fredrickson a kid

named Russell a dog named Doug and a

snipe named Kevin what the [ __ ] are you

talking about well Carl Fredrickson

purchased balloons from jeffy's ass

balloons Incorporated he then took those

balloons inside his house which he then

lit a match and it caused the balloons

to ignite exploding his house so now

Disney and Pixar is making a movie

called down oh well well on the card it

shows him farting into the balloons so

the methane is implied they really

should have known better yes but there's

no warning on the back only your phone

number written in invisible ink yes the

only pen I had I buy my pens from

National Treasure Nicolas Cage well

that's great because I have a court

order here

it down and it was printed with

invisible ink so get your lemon juice

and your hair dry and figure that [ __ ]

out well how much are we being sued for

everything okay well Marvin it's over

what do you mean we're getting sued how

well read it it's blank oh yeah it's

written in invisible ink basically we're

getting sued because people were dying

using our balloons I told you that was

gonna be our problem yeah you did well

we still had a good run I almost

fulfilled my dream of having the world's

most successful ass-based balloon

business and I got sucked off so many

times what nothing but we're gonna have

to file for bankruptcy but that's okay

they can't sue us personally that's why

I made a business you know you know just

gonna shut that [ __ ] down that'll be

fine we're protected you know what I I

actually am going to take some balloons

with me for the road because you know

people forgot my birthday this week

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thank you

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