DOOM, but it's Ruined by Mods
Summary
TLDRIn this humorous and chaotic gameplay video, the player battles through a dystopian world in 'Doom Eternal,' modded with game-breaking alterations that include random enemy spawns and bizarre scenarios. The player, dubbed the 'Drip Slayer,' encounters absurd challenges, from restoring power with a questionable source to confronting demonic politicians. With a blend of satire and intense action, the video follows the quest to defeat the ultimate evil, an anime school girl, symbolizing the decline of Earth's culture.
Takeaways
- 🎮 The player is dealing with chronic testosterone deficiency and uses the game 'Doom Eternal' as a cure.
- 🛠️ The game is heavily modded, leading to game-breaking elements and a non-standard gameplay experience.
- 🗡️ The protagonist, referred to as the 'Drip Slayer', is on a quest to restore his 'drip' and battle against degenerate forces.
- 🔫 The player encounters various challenges and enemies, including a troll Knight and late game demons, while playing on 'Always Violence' difficulty.
- 💥 The game features a randomizer mod that causes unexpected enemy spawns, leading to intense and difficult combat scenarios.
- 😵 The player struggles with game crashes and glitches, which significantly hinder progress and add to the frustration.
- 🚀 The narrative includes a journey through portals to different locations, including Hell and Sentinel Pride.
- 🤖 The player acquires a robot companion and a powerful weapon, a 24-barrel shotgun, to aid in their battles.
- 🔮 The script contains elements of humor and absurdity, such as a character with a missing testicle and a security system provided by 'Simply Safe'.
- 🗡️ The player's journey involves finding and forging a powerful sword, which is initially broken but later repaired with a plutonium charge.
- 🌍 The final confrontation is against the ultimate evil, an anime school girl representing the destruction of Earth, which is defeated to restore order.
Q & A
What is the main character's ailment in the beginning of the script?
-The main character is suffering from symptoms of chronic testosterone deficiency.
What game does the character play to cure their ailment?
-The character plays 'Doom Eternal' to cure their ailment.
Why does the character install mods in 'Doom Eternal'?
-The character installs mods to satisfy their 'routed jenzy brain', implying they are seeking an unusual or extreme gaming experience.
What is the humorous take on the difficulty level chosen by the character in 'Doom Eternal'?
-The character chooses the difficulty level 'Alwa Violence', which is humorously described as sounding funny to say out loud.
What is the significance of the 'Perpetual drip with boiling blood' in the script?
-The 'Perpetual drip with boiling blood' is a creative way to describe the character's chosen avatar's path of vengeance and power in the game.
What is the meaning of 'Drip' in the context of this script?
-In this script, 'drip' is used humorously to refer to a powerful or impressive presence, often associated with the character's in-game abilities or status.
What is the 'crunchy roll Rapture of 2054' mentioned in the script?
-The 'crunchy roll Rapture of 2054' is a fictional event in the script that led to the release of demonic beings upon the Earth, causing a drastic deterioration of the situation.
What is the role of the 'ray gun' in the script?
-The 'ray gun' is a weapon acquired by the character in the game, used effectively against various enemies, including looters and crack demons in Detroit.
What is the significance of the '24 barrel shotgun' in the character's arsenal?
-The '24 barrel shotgun' is a highly coveted weapon in the game that can fire two dozen shells of buckshot per trigger pull, symbolizing extreme firepower.
What is the final boss the character faces in the script?
-The final boss the character faces is the 'icon of sin anime school girl', which represents the ultimate evil in the script.
What does the character do to conclude the video?
-The character destroys the outer shell of the ultimate evil, causing it to flee, and then uses a highway to intercept and defeat the monster, concluding the 'drip slayer's' journey.
Outlines
🎮 Gaming Mods and Misadventures
The script begins with the narrator waking up to symptoms of chronic boredom, humorously described as 'testosterone deficiency'. To cure this, they turn to the game 'Doom Eternal', but not without adding numerous game-breaking mods. The narrative takes a satirical turn as they select the 'Always Violence' difficulty and embark on a journey through a bizarre, mod-altered version of the game, encountering strange characters and scenarios, including a raid on a 'Doom'-themed Portland, Oregon, filled with cosplayers and Roblox avatars. The player's character, dubbed the 'rip, Slayer', is portrayed as a figure of vengeance against all that is 'whack', wearing a crown of the night Sentinels. The summary also includes a nod to Patreon supporters and their 'massive fing penises', adding to the script's comedic tone.
🤖 Battle with Cyber Demons and Unexpected Crashes
The second paragraph delves into the chaotic gameplay experience brought on by a randomizer mod that spawns any enemy in any area. The narrator, unfamiliar with 'Doom Eternal', faces immense challenges, particularly with a relentless 'cyber demon' and a horde of late-game enemies on the highest difficulty. After numerous attempts and game crashes, they decide to disable the randomizer mod to continue the playthrough. With the mod disabled, the narrator regains momentum, retrieves powerful weapons, and engages in boss fights, showcasing their prowess and the game's intense action.
🚀 Interdimensional Travel and the Quest for the Ultimate Weapon
This section of the script describes the protagonist's journey through portals to other dimensions, including a visit to Sentinel Pride and Mars, where they encounter various challenges and enemies. The focus is on acquiring increasingly powerful weapons, culminating in the theft of a massive gun from a Mars base. The narrative is interspersed with encounters with absurd characters, such as a man with purple veins who transforms into SpongeBob SquarePants, and a security system that seems to be more of a nuisance than a threat. The protagonist's relentless pursuit of bigger and better firepower is a recurring theme, as they continue to battle across different settings.
🗡 The Final Confrontation and the Restoration of Order
The final paragraph brings the script to a climax with the protagonist's confrontation against the ultimate evil: an anime school girl symbolizing sin. After a fierce battle, the protagonist defeats the creature and restores order to Earth. The video concludes with the player's journey coming to an end, summarizing the chaotic and humorous adventure that spanned across various dimensions and battles against improbable foes. The summary captures the essence of the video's blend of action, absurdity, and the triumph of the 'drip slayer' over evil.
Mindmap
Keywords
💡hibernation
💡testosterone deficiency
💡Doom Eternal
💡mods
💡drip
💡Rapture
💡randomizer mod
💡platforming
💡boss fight
💡degeneracy
💡Scourge
💡anime school girl
Highlights
The player wakes up from a midday hibernation displaying symptoms of chronic testosterone deficiency.
Aims to cure the 'illness' by playing Doom Eternal with various game-breaking mods installed.
Selects 'Always Violence' as the game difficulty for its humorous sound when spoken aloud.
Engages in battles against the Shadows in a modified game environment.
Uses a genin impact video and a soundtrack to address the 'terrible illness'.
Plays Doom Eternal with a unique title screen and customized character attributes.
Conducts raids on Roblox avatars and cosplayers in the game, treating them as enemies.
Finds remnants of anime sites and uses them as cosmetic items in the game.
Struggles with a dystopian Earth scenario post the 'Great Crunchy Roll Rapture of 2054'.
Upgrades the game kit in a universe where text has been scrambled into an 'ubu language'.
Encounters a troll Knight and other unexpected game mods during gameplay.
Uses a golden ball to restore power to the Fortress of Drip in a humorous sequence.
Fights through a level with a randomizer mod that spawns any enemy in any area.
Endures a migraine-inducing battle against nine late-game enemies on ultra violence difficulty.
Experiences game crashes and frustration with the randomizer mod, deciding to disable it.
Acquires a 24-barrel shotgun, a weapon with immense firepower.
Faces a cyborg monstrosity in a challenging boss fight.
Completes a side quest in a faithfully recreated Detroit, battling looters and crack demons.
Finds a massive heart with teeth inside a building, a bizarre adaptation to the local ecosystem.
Returns to the Fortress of Drip with a new robot companion.
Heads to Mars to steal a huge gun, emphasizing the theme of always seeking bigger weaponry.
Engages in a boss fight with a character that transforms into SpongeBob SquarePants.
Destroys the outer shell of the ultimate evil, an anime school girl, to save the world.
Transcripts
the other day I woke up for my 5-hour
midday hibernation to find that I was
displaying symptoms of chronic
testosterone deficiency it had gotten so
bad that I'd even uploaded a genin
impact video Jesus Christ what have I
done there was but one game to cure this
terrible illness I suffered from a title
which even listening to the soundtrack
alone Sprouts hairs on your chest Doom
Eternal but of course I couldn't play
this game like a normal person now I had
to install as many stupid and
gamebreaking mods to my game before
playing it to satisfy my roted jenzy
brain we begin on a title screen that is
definitely not been tampered with in any
way and go to select our difficulty alwa
violence Probably sounds the funniest to
say out loud so we're going to go with
that one here in the first age in the
first battle when the Shadows first
lengthened one stood forged in the fires
of supreme he chose the path of
Perpetual drip with boiling blood he
scoured the Earth seeking Vengeance
against all that is whack he wore the
crown of the night Sentinels and those
who witnessed the sight of his fit name
him the rip
[Music]
Slayer quick thanks to all the patreon
supporters and their massive fing
penises I love you guys we arrive in
Portland Oregon and begin calling the
local population of Roblox avatars and
cosplayers who cannot commit to one
character to dress up as taking their
toy boxes and red glowing Pages as
Spoils of War we conduct an impromptu
raid on an individual suspected of a
truly heinous crime un hand me now Mor
your drip is whack as what are you
talking after exploding this man with
our bear well not bear with our gloved
hand we pocket his head as a snack for
later and go outside to see the current
situation on Earth which has
deteriorated drastically since the great
crunchy roll Rapture of 2054 that
released the Demonic beings once
confined to their mold infested rooms
upon the residence of the planet during
our journey we find a remnant of the
anime sites of old which will only be
sitting on my gun as a cosmetic because
aiming down sights is for fuing nerds
moving forward we stumble into horrific
things that a lesser man would stop in
his tracks at the sight of but we tread
forward in our size 17 Tims we drip and
tear our way through Portland and
eventually find a portal leading to the
layer of the newly elected hell
politicians we then Ascend this very
unsafe and mechanically impossible
elevator upwards in the shower Jared
literally what the [ __ ] are you talking
about that's disgusting disgusting dude
it's not disgusting it's a waffle
stop boy how did you get in here this
area is Staff only you need to
leave oh my God is that Steven you
failed to drip check you can't just go
around burgering public officials for
not having drip you goddamn freak yes I
can uh no you
can't yes I can we return to the
Fortress of drip to prepare for our next
outing unfortunately upgrading our kit
will be slightly more difficult than
usual as the crunchy roll Rapture has
scrambled any and all text in the
universe into ubu language heading back
into the fry we stumble into the first
of several mods that I don't recall
installing as well as a creature that
can only be described as a troll Knight
after dispatching more minions of
degeneracy we enter another building
with pointlessly large doors which seems
to be the architectural Trend in this
dystopian future in this building there
is a noticeable lack of demonic beings
eventually our drip begins resonating
with the floor and a golden ball
presents itself pretty impressive right
what keep standing if you like kissing
boys what you're holding is my right nut
I've had it frozen in a cryo chamber for
decades in case of an emergency restore
my Jewel to its former glory and we may
stand a chance against these creatures
what's in it for me you won't be reduced
to ashes by my inhome security system
provided by simply safe for only 50
cents a day you too can receive topnotch
home security we start our track to
deliver this man's missing testicle by
entering a portal to hell where we find
the grotesque creatures from rule 34 in
horrifying
reality so
strong after cleansing the area of Deens
we enter the Abode of a potential ally
alarm initi find Alex stop what are you
doing here ah so he sent you on the
balls Quest huh all right let me cuck
your ball real quick then careful with
this now epedal hypertension is no joke
yeah thanks for the blue ball guy later
oh one more
thing take this garbage I don't want it
anymore with a questionable power source
and a piece of random trash we return to
the Fortress of drip and restore power
to the place even though these consoles
and a portal to other dimensions were
just working perfectly fine I guess we
just needed the extra boost of nuclear
power to open these automatic doors back
here heading into the next area the
first enemy in the level that we see is
abnormally large and Powerful I'm sure
that's not a sign of what's to come we
then go into the first big combat
section
where I'm sure that was just a fluke
let's try
again if you have a Keen Eye you may
have noticed that there are different
enemies on screen after each of these
deaths this is because one of the mods
that I've installed is a randomizer that
makes it so pretty much any enemy can
spawn in any area where normal enemies
would appear oh an imp normally spawns
at this spot yeah we'll just put a cyber
demon there have fun I'm sure you can
imagine that me someone who has never
played Doom Eternal before and has no
idea how to deal with these late game
enemies who normally spawn pretty
infrequently ran into some issues going
against nine of these enemies at the
same time on ult violence difficulty
with no Health armor or weapon upgrades
and a rapidly developing migraine from
staring at my screen so intensely that I
now see a Crosshair photo bleached into
my vision whenever I blink until finally
God smiled upon one of these
attempts
moving on to the next section things did
not get much easier since I was faced
with this cyborg monstrosity who I've
affectionally named [ __ ] [ __ ] and no
matter how many times I shot this man he
simply did not care about the
unfathomable dude I can't even say that
word normally unfathomable hey there you
go the unfathomable amount of lead being
injected into his body and the
randomizer for whatever reason decided
that over here was going to be the only
enemy that always spawns in whenever I
go back to a checkpoint so he was always
there to greet me after disemboweling me
3 seconds prior eventually after about
34 attempts I killed this [ __ ]
and punched his dick seven times to get
my frustration across to his unthinking
unfeeling mind afterwards I activated
this button and was introduced to a
battalion of late game enemies in this
confined ass space of course I died
immediately and Another Part Of Me died
when I respawned to find that has
respawned and I had to do it all over
again I wanted to die 47 attempts later
and I had one enemy left who was
actively taunting me with his shield and
to my delight ID software decided to
bless this playthrough by crashing my
game I ended up spending another 2 hours
throwing myself at this level with
consistent crashes throughout and after
progressing about two checkpoints I've
determined that it would be in my best
interest to disable this mod so this
video can be finished in the next decade
now I can hear you Bing in the comments
already listen I draw the line when the
game crashes after every checkpoint pal
after disabling the mod it was like I
just removed 300 lb of weights from my
body I ruthlessly slaughtered every
single enemy in this level and made sure
to do finishers on all of them to
inflict as much pain as possible for
wasting 5 hours of my life for two
measle checkpoints eventually we take
control of one of these creatures to
retrieve a weapon to assist us on our
journey the highly coveted 24 barrel
shotgun while being able to dish out two
dozen shells of Buckshot per trigger
pull is undoubtedly metal as fck it is
mildly annoying that I cannot see half
of my screen while doing so using our
newly acquired weapons that have
undoubtedly put us on the atf's radar we
hit your ride on a train heading towards
the next demon politician's office after
Exterminating the initial security
detail we head into a hologram room
that's displaying a
oh oh no we experienced some janky
platforming glitches but fortunately no
signs of are to be seen as of yet
throughout the level we witnessed a
demon be assembled into the most
abominable Lego set in history and
eventually we are faced with the one and
only as a boss fight and now cuz I
wasn't fighting in a narrow hallway with
toothpicks and spitballs for Weaponry I
folded this [ __ ] in 0 seconds flat
and had a fun game of wacko as the
cherry on top of this Revenge plot
afterwards we jump down this hole where
we find two more frits which I
eviscerated with Glee no amount to blood
will ever make up for what happened at
the cultist base with his bodyguard
skulls caved in the second walking
McGuffin has nowhere else to hide you
need serious help you know that it's
time for your drip check you Zoomers
really need to stop making up words and
start start getting actual J with the
second politician down who for legal
reasons not representative of any real
person in office We Are One Step Closer
to the commander of this unprecedented
degenerate invasion of Earth we return
to the Fortress of drip and are welcome
by our power system being hijacked by
hologram woman when the Simply Safe is
simply to safe for only 50 cents a day
you to can have we head downstairs to
hit the box and to my surprise we pull a
ray gun on the first try I decided to
test out our newly acquired Weaponry by
going on a side quest in Detroit which
has been Faithfully recreated in this
game to represent the real city as
accurately as possible a ray gun proves
to be very effective against the looters
and crack demons that roam the streets
we find a massive heart inside this
building which for whatever reason has
teeth the local ecosystem seems to have
adapted to the rampant gang violence and
pollution in some unusual ways of course
we smush it and in return we get rid of
one of the many fleshy amalgamations in
this city returning to our base we get a
briefing for our next objective find
Samuel we double time into the portal
leading to where Samuel's being held on
our search we find a base being violated
by two gargantuan hentai tentacles so of
course we look for the biggest guns we
could find glitch through the floor and
be forced to load a checkpoint then
annihilate them before they manage to do
anything not save for work heading up
this elevator we find the last Bastion
of humanity taking Refuge inside the
secure
base turn it off turn it off hey how you
doing man are you one of the transfers
from another building if so how was the
walk over I wouldn't touch that we
already had a couple interns lose some
fingers put it there all right cool you
do you I guess I guess I'll give you a
tour then here's the robot guy that we
found the local school children played
with he's in pretty bad shape though the
slightest bump could completely okay
after destroying company property a red
portal opens and a man steps out with
abnormally large and purple veins which
are definitely the weirdest thing about
it not his lack of head or anything like
that we throw a Microsoft Sam into our
Blue Portal and prepare to Face Off
against this fell however while this man
was out of frame he completed his
transformation into his true form of
SpongeBob SquarePants we dispatch his
summon minions before thoroughly
pummeling its sponge body into
submission we triumphantly return to the
Fortress of drip and assimilate our new
robot companion into our ship hello
hello is your mom home I want to speak
to
her basically there's this like really
big cool gun and your conss need it to
kill stuff's now CH chat with we be de
ass heading to the Mars base we make
contact with humans once again who are
all taken aback by the Absurd levels of
drip that are emanating off of our
body red after stealing from these
people for the third time we set our
sights higher to the huge gun outside
without it these people would surely be
left defenseless against the forces of
degeneracy but is a man truly a man if
he's not constantly trying to acquire a
larger gun than the previous no no he's
not you think we're ever going to get a
lunch break or something don't know I'm
popping a turtle head right now though
oh my
God you done bro we got to call me Jesus
Christ why did I have to get paired up
with you we take the controls from this
man who has clearly been browsing too
many Live Leak videos and as an avid
watcher of Sonic fandubs We Begin
pissing on the moon anyways after
watching this cannon shoot floating
Rubble for 5 minutes great use of
ammunition guys we're really bringing
the fight to those space rocks we shoot
ourselves at these conveniently shaped
rocks and do some platforming that gave
me flashbacks to this Spyro game that
nobody except for me enjoyed eventually
we make our way into the hole that we
shot into Mars and find a portal at the
planet's core science is a lie planets
don't have metal cores they have portals
to other dimensions in the middle on the
other side of this portal is Sentinel
Pride where we find guards whose job is
to stand here all day and wait for
someone to walk through a portal except
this guy he checks his invisible watch
and opens a door for people we have a
flashback complete with Amber filter
before moving to the next room where
time is running out use code simple to
get your first month of simp we make our
way to an arena where we find the final
politician waiting for us we smash the
[ __ ] out of his bodyguard and finally
confront him what you're doing is
illegal you're tampering with forces you
can afterwards we are confronted by this
very useless security detail who waited
until after we killed their boss to
storm inside the arena being threatened
by pointy sticks we take a portal back
to the Fortress of drip which seems to
have developed a pest infestation while
we were away after a 15-second
extermination break things are restored
back to normal with one of the relics
that we stole from the m Museum except
this time the lights are all red wow
spooky we head to our next destination
with the guidance of Microsoft Sam so
like there's this school sword over here
you got to get because like it's sick as
don't break it though because my right
hand is busy right now after cleansing
the area of its resident animated
characters we have a dip in some yummy
green water you can really taste the
plutonium we then open this door into
what the we are pulled out of Oblivion
and into a cut scene where thankfully
the floor is actually visible we
eventually find the sword Sam told us
about however we break it because no one
tells me what to do we begin our search
for the replacement part for our sword
and thankly we find a suitable power
source in the form of football which the
sword absorbs entirely all we were
missing now is the blade we head down to
forge our sword which burned so hot that
it seared even its own texture off we
test out our new blade by cutting many a
demon in Twain and head straight into
hell to bring the fight to degeneracy
front door walking into the green beam
that definitely had me skeptical of
whether it was the right way to go we
failed the easiest platforming in the
world not one but three separate times
then stumble into a ritual being
conducted by the worst evil of them all
tick tock this is going to be so cool
what are you doing in here we let our
intrusive thoughts win and stab the
Beating Heart on the table with the
garbage the blue ball guy gave
us you have no idea what you have
released into the world we aligned some
RGB Rings which creates a portal back to
Earth where the creature escaped to on
our way back to the portal We're stopped
once again not one step closer Earth
will crumble to D against the might of
chica who Chica the bringer of who
the with the physical embodiment of
short form content dead on the floor
where it belongs we can now head through
the portal without being sidetracked for
an hour scrolling through horrible
content on our phone back on Earth we
see glimpses of something awful roaming
the city of La we tear through the
degenerate spawns in the city to get
closer to the bigger threat eventually
become come face to face with the
ultimate Evil the culprit behind the
complete destruction of La the icon of
sin anime school girl of course we
couldn't let this evil continue existing
in our world so we get to
work with its outer shell destroyed it
shuffles away in fear but we use our
another highway to intercept this
monster with this Scourge known as anime
killed the drip slayer's Journey comes
to a close and so does this video
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