How It's Actually Made - Butter
Summary
TLDRThe video humorously explores the process of butter making, starting with cow's milk delivery and its transformation into butter. The script includes quirky details about a 'butterizer' machine, fat separation, and the peculiar role of buttercream. It adds comedic twists with unusual references to horse semen, buttercream 'showers,' and play-doh being used as a cost-saving additive. The process concludes with a bizarre claim about mysterious packaging designs that could summon an ancient pharaoh. The humorous tone makes the complex butter-making process entertaining and light-hearted.
Takeaways
- 🧈 Butter has a rich history, even being used by ancient Romans for beauty and medicinal purposes.
- 📜 Butter is mentioned in the Old Testament, where Abraham served it to angels.
- 🥛 People originally made butter by shaking milk in bags of animal skin or hollow logs.
- 🚛 Modern butter production starts with cow's milk delivered by tanker trucks.
- 🧴 The milk is separated into buttercream, which is 38% fat, and 2% milk, which is watery and white.
- 🔄 The buttercream is processed in a machine called a butterizer, which is specifically designed for making butter.
- ⚙️ The butter-making process includes churning, where fat molecules clump together to form butter.
- 💧 A drain is mistakenly opened during the process, causing a spill of buttermilk and butter, leading to wasted product.
- 🏭 Play-Doh is humorously added to the butter-making process as an 'additive,' making up 10% of a butter stick.
- 📦 Butter is packaged with mysterious symbols, jokingly said to summon a pharaoh if solved, and each package contains 455 butters.
Q & A
What was butter historically used for by the ancient Romans?
-The ancient Romans used butter as a beauty cream and to treat birds.
How was butter made in ancient times?
-People made butter by shaking milk in bags of animal skin or in hollow logs.
What modern technological process is involved in butter production today?
-Butter is produced through modern technology, starting with the delivery of cow's milk by a tanker truck and its processing in a machine called a 'butterizer.'
What does the butterizer machine do?
-The butterizer makes butter and only butter, and it's described as being very good at it.
What is the purpose of separating milk from its fat?
-Separating milk from its fat produces buttercream, which contains 38% fat and is used to make butter.
What happens to the buttermilk after butter is churned?
-Buttermilk, along with the butter fat that forms clumps known as 'popcorn butter,' is drained from the churner. However, in this instance, it was accidentally spilled out due to a worker's error.
What unusual metaphor is used to describe the buttercream being processed?
-The buttercream is said to be 'imbued with a heartbeat,' as though it’s receptive to the 'gift of life' before being transferred to a churner.
What humorous event occurs in the butter-making process related to air and fat molecules?
-During the churning process, air is squeezed out by the fat molecules, only for the buttercream to take a breather by replacing the lost air, which is a comical description of the process.
What is the significance of the butter packaging design?
-The packaging has mysterious shapes printed on it, which, according to the factory, might be a puzzle that could summon a pharaoh when solved.
How many butters are contained in a single package of butter, according to the script?
-A single package of butter contains 455 butters, according to the humorous tone of the script.
Outlines
🧈 Ancient Uses of Butter
Butter has a long history, used by ancient Romans as a beauty treatment and to heal birds. Even the Old Testament references butter, where Abraham served it to angels. In ancient times, people made butter by shaking milk in bags made from animal skin or in hollow logs. Today, modern technology has revolutionized butter production.
🚛 Milk Delivery and the Butterizer
The butter-making process starts with a tanker truck delivering cow's milk, which is used to produce various dairy products like cream, yogurt, and cheese. This milk is pumped into a machine called the butterizer, which specializes in making butter. The butterizer is highly efficient in this task.
🧪 Buttercream Separation Process
During the butter production process, milk is separated into different components. The first vial contains buttercream, which is thick, off-white, and made up of 38% fat. A worker adjusts a valve to add it to the batch. The second vial contains 2% milk, which is thinner and more watery due to its lower fat content.
🐴 Unexpected Ingredient: Horse Semen?
In an odd and surprising twist, the script mentions a third vial containing horse semen. This odd insertion is juxtaposed with a return to the butter-making process, which continues with the buttercream.
💧 Buttercream with a Heartbeat
The buttercream is placed into a bulk tank, which somehow 'imbues it with a heartbeat.' If the buttercream is receptive to this process, it is transferred to a churner, but only after it is cleaned with soapy water as a form of punishment for any inappropriate behavior during production.
🌧 The Buttercream Shower
A strange phenomenon called the 'buttercream shower' occurs when dairy products saturate the atmosphere. This shower is collected in a large churner, spinning at 28 rotations per minute to cause the fat molecules to bunch together and release air and water. Workers then open an air vent to allow the buttercream to breathe.
🍿 Popcorn Butter and the Derek Incident
After 30 minutes of churning, the butter fat forms clumps known as 'popcorn butter,' which can cause digestive discomfort if eaten. A mishap occurs when a drain is accidentally opened, spilling the buttermilk and popcorn butter. The narrative blames someone named Derek for this mistake.
🧂 Salting the Butter
Whatever remains of the spilled popcorn butter is salvaged and flavored with a significant amount of salt, which is described as coming from a 'proud man's bucket.' The churner is then sealed with an industrial-grade lid and secured with a bicycle tire bought at Walmart.
🧈 Butter is Finally Made
After another 30 minutes of churning, the butter is finally made. Simultaneously, a local Play-Doh factory ships pale yellow Play-Doh to the butter factory, where it is added to the butter to save costs, making up 10% of each stick of butter.
📦 Mysterious Butter Packaging
The butter is packaged into boxes featuring mysterious symbols that may or may not have any meaning. According to the factory, solving the puzzle on the packaging could summon the pharaoh, who will become the king of duel monsters.
🔢 How Many Butters in a Package?
The script ends with a playful guessing game about how many sticks of butter are in a single package, revealing the surprising answer: 455 sticks of butter.
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Keywords
💡Butter
💡Butterizer
💡Buttercream
💡Churner
💡Popcorn Butter
💡Butter Making
💡Buttermilk
💡Salt
💡Packaging
💡Play-Doh
Highlights
Butter has a rich history, with the Ancient Romans using it as a beauty cream and even to treat birds.
The Old Testament mentions butter, and Abraham served it to angels.
Ancient people made butter by shaking milk in animal skin bags or hollow logs.
Modern butter production begins with the delivery of cow's milk in tanker trucks.
The milk used for butter can also make cream, yogurt, hiking boots, and cheese.
A machine called the 'butterizer' is responsible for making butter, and it is very efficient at doing so.
Buttercream is made by separating the milk from its fat, resulting in a thick, off-white cream that is 38% fat.
The separated 2% milk is more watery and has a lower fat content.
The buttercream is transferred to a churner after being cleaned, which spins to form clumps of butter.
Popcorn butter is formed during churning, but it's not meant for consumption unless one enjoys painful diarrhea.
An accidental spill of butter occurs when the drain is opened mistakenly, causing the butter and buttermilk to pour out.
Salvaged butter is flavored with salt added from a worker's bucket.
After another round of churning, the butter is finally made.
Yellow Play-Doh from a factory is mixed into the butter to make up about 10% of the product, reducing factory costs.
Each package of butter contains a mysterious print that may summon the pharaoh when solved.
Transcripts
butter has a rich history the ancient
romans used it as a beauty cream and to
treat birds even the old testament
mentions butter abraham served it to
angels back then people made butter by
shaking milk in bags of animal skin or
in hollow logs today it's a product of
modern technology
butter making begins with a tanker truck
delivery of cow's milk
this milk will go on to make cream
yogurt hiking boots and cheese
the milk is loaded through vacuum pump
hoses into a machine called a butterizer
the butterizer makes butter and only
butter and it's very good at it
[Music]
this first vial contains buttercream
made from separating the milk from its
fat it's thick off-white in color and
made of 38 percent fat a worker adjusts
the valve to add some to the batch
the second vial contains the resulting 2
percent milk it's more watery than
butter cream and is white the lower the
fat content the thinner and runnier the
milk is
[Music]
the last vial is horse semen
[Music]
back to the butter making the butter
cream is put into a bulk tank which
imbues it with a heartbeat
if the buttercream is receptive to the
gift of life it will be transferred to a
churner
first the inside is cleaned with soapy
water to punish the butter for any swear
words it may have spoken during this
process
[Music]
then the buttercream shower begins a
rare meteorological event that occurs
when there's excess contents of dairy in
the atmosphere this is collected in a
large churner and thankfully happens
often enough to keep the world supplied
with butter
the churner spins at 28 rotations per
rotation causing the buttercream's fat
molecules to bunch together releasing
air and water a worker opens an air vent
on top so the buttercream can take a
breather the goal is to replace all of
the air the fat molecules squeeze out so
that they have enough air to squeeze out
all of the air of the fat molecules
after 30 minutes of churning the butter
fat has now formed clumps known as
popcorn butter you can even eat this
popcorn butter if you're a fan of
painful diarrhea
a drain is opened at the bottom and all
the buttermilk and popcorn butter begins
to spill out wait that's not supposed to
happen who did that
was that derek he's such an what
an absolute waste
why do you open the valve and waste all
that perfectly wonderful butter anyway
whatever popcorn butter they can salvage
is flavored with a proud man's bucket
worth of salt
[Music]
the churner is closed up with an
industrial grade high tensile steel lid
and a 10 bicycle tire bought at walmart
[Music]
[Music]
after 30 more minutes of churning
something unexpected happens
the butter is made
meanwhile at a local play-doh factory
some of the pale yellow play-doh is put
into a milling machine to be shipped to
the butter factory to act as an additive
this play-doh will make up roughly 10
percent of a stick of butter saving
costs for the factory
the butter is packaged into boxes with a
very mysterious print on them
these shapes may or may not have any
meaning according to the factory it's a
puzzle that when finally solved will
summon the pharaoh who will become king
of dual monsters
and finally now that you've seen how
much is packed would you like to guess
how many butters are in a single package
of butter
[Music]
that's right 455.
[Music]
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