The Milkman - Award Winning British Comedy Short starring Joe Bor, Nick Helm & Rachel Stubbings
Summary
TLDRThe speaker humorously reflects on various topics, starting with a joke about not having a navigation system and referencing personal anecdotes about milk preferences. He discusses lactose intolerance, his loyalty to local milk despite supply issues, and a conversation about changing milk suppliers. The script then shifts to casual banter, including a joke about butter, followed by plans for a curry with friends. Throughout, the speaker uses milk as a metaphor for life, suggesting it can be refreshing but sometimes turns sour. The tone remains lighthearted and quirky.
Takeaways
- 😅 The speaker jokes about not having a Sat Nav and using their boss as a map but advises not to tell their boss.
- 🥛 The speaker believes lactose intolerance is a myth created by Coca-Cola, claiming they have the best milk in the country.
- 🧀 The speaker stands by the quality of their milk, with a personal motto: 'If the milk's off, so am I.'
- 📉 There's a current problem with supply and demand; the speaker mentions having more supply than demand.
- 👋 The speaker has lost some customers recently, partly due to the rise of Tesco Metro, but believes most customers remain loyal.
- 🤔 The speaker contemplates switching milk suppliers for cheaper options but criticizes the big companies' milk quality.
- 🧀 The speaker lists some of the best products that come from milk, such as cheese and chocolate, while humorously mixing up the order.
- 🚗 The speaker shares that their vehicle has two mirrors and notes the challenges of working unsociable hours.
- 🥴 The speaker tells a joke about how to tell if someone likes butter, but the delivery is awkward, leading to an apology.
- 🎭 The speaker pretends to take a phone call but admits it was practice, and compares milk to life, saying it can be refreshing or turn sour, but it doesn't have to.
Q & A
What is the speaker's opinion on lactose intolerance?
-The speaker believes that lactose intolerance is a myth, possibly created by Coca-Cola, and refuses to accept it.
What does the speaker use as a 'navigation tool'?
-The speaker humorously claims that their boss is their map, implying that they rely on their boss for directions or decisions.
How does the speaker feel about the milk in their country?
-The speaker is proud of the milk in their country, stating that it’s the best in the world and they stand by it.
What is the speaker's motto regarding milk?
-The speaker's motto is 'If the milk's off, so am I,' meaning that if the milk is bad, they consider themselves bad or in a bad situation.
What issue does the speaker mention about supply and demand?
-The speaker notes that there is currently more supply than demand in their line of work, causing some problems.
Why has the speaker lost some customers?
-The speaker mentions losing customers due to competition from Tesco Metro and cheaper alternatives.
How does the speaker feel about the quality of milk from big suppliers?
-The speaker criticizes the milk from big suppliers, saying it is 'crap' and comes directly from the udder, suggesting it's of low quality.
What are some of the speaker's thoughts on milk-related products?
-The speaker lists products like cheese, chocolate, and hot chocolate as examples of great things that come from milk.
What are some downsides of the speaker's job?
-The speaker mentions unsociable hours and being tired as some of the downsides of their job.
How does the speaker connect milk to life in the end?
-The speaker compares milk to life, saying it can be brilliant and refreshing but can also turn sour, though it doesn't have to.
Outlines
🧭 Navigating Life Without a Sat Nav (And Loyalty to Milk)
In this paragraph, the speaker humorously discusses their lack of a Sat Nav, relying instead on their boss for directions, followed by a lighthearted commentary about being lactose intolerant. They jokingly suggest that lactose intolerance is a myth created by Coca-Cola. The speaker is proud of the milk in their country, using the motto, 'If the milk's off, so am I,' to highlight their loyalty to quality milk. They mention the challenges of supply and demand in the milk industry, losing some customers to competitors like Tesco, but maintaining a loyal base. A conversation about changing milk suppliers leads to a defense of local milk quality, contrasting it with the competition. The conversation ends with a comical transaction where the speaker waves off the need for change, signaling their laid-back attitude.
☎️ Conversations, Curry, and Practicing Life’s Dialogues
This paragraph shifts to a phone call, where the speaker seems to be arranging a curry outing with a person. However, it’s later revealed that the call was just a practice, as the speaker had been rehearsing a conversation for no one in particular. The speaker reflects on milk as a metaphor for life, saying that just like milk, life can be brilliant and refreshing, but it can also turn sour. The reflection concludes on a hopeful note, suggesting that things don't necessarily have to go bad. Background music sets a reflective, almost philosophical tone to this section.
Mindmap
Keywords
💡Sat Nav
💡Lactose Intolerance
💡Milk
💡Supply and Demand
💡Tesco Metro
💡Cheese
💡Windshield wipers
💡Un sociable hours
💡Indian Ocean
💡Sour
Highlights
The speaker jokes about their 'map' being their boss.
The speaker shares a humorous opinion about lactose intolerance being a myth created by Coca-Cola.
They proudly claim that their country has the best milk in the world.
They have a personal motto: 'If the milk's off, so am I.'
A supply and demand problem is mentioned, with more supply than demand at the moment.
They have lost some customers over the years due to the rise of Tesco Metro.
The speaker contemplates canceling a milk order in favor of cheaper options nearby.
A debate ensues over whether cheaper milk from bigger companies is inferior.
The speaker humorously claims that the best things come from milk, like cheese and chocolate.
They joke about not having change and suggest 'just keeping it'.
They comment on the challenges of their job, including unsociable hours.
A funny interaction about butter and having two chins leads to an awkward moment.
The speaker offers milk and engages in casual banter about curry and going out.
A humorous conversation follows about going to the Indian Ocean, referencing curry plans.
The speaker philosophizes about milk, saying it can be brilliant or turn sour, just like life.
Transcripts
I don't have a Sat
Nav my map is my
boss don't tell my boss I said
that my doctor says I'm lactose in
an I'm not having that I think it's a
myth created by
Coca-Cola that is lovely we have the
best milk in the world in this country
now I stand by my milk I've got a little
motto I say if the milk's off so am I if
it's bad I'm bad
yeah there is a a problem at the moment
with supply and demand in the you know
we uh we have a little bit more Supply
than we have
demand all right darling
mil
Co I have lost a few customers over the
past few years or so what with the rise
of Tesco
Metro but uh you know most of them stay
pretty loyal I was thinking about
changing my milk order um uh going to
okay yeah going to cancel
it cancel it with
you looking around for some options
other options I mean they're slightly
cheaper down the road oh right yeah
you're going with the big
guys their milk is crap ass comes
straight from the other don't you care
about
that no you know all the best things
have come from milk like cheese uh
chocolate um hot
chocolate milk
chocolate
milk no that's the wrong one there no
yeah
12 minute
12 we've only got
20
okay I don't think I've got any change
don't think I've got we just keep it
then just keep keep
it
fine we stay in touch with letting the
air out I'm going to go in
thanks he are the mirrors got two one
either side um I can see everything with
these anyone
overtaken they mostly overtake it has
got its
downsides uh un sociable
hours I'm tired a lot of the
time uh
what are you up to do you want to go for
a
drink oh right yeah we always working a
you and we have windscreen
wipers uh
self-explanatory uh uh the uh the miles
per hour thing it goes up to 40 but um I
I don't go past 10 I got a joke for you
um you can tell if someone likes butter
if they got two
chins oh I don't get it are you saying
I'm
fat no no I got it
wrong no I'm
sorry I got you some
milk thank you I like your
milk you like my milk
M you like
milk
yeah I like milk
what you what are you doing later um
might go out cool I might get a
curry
cool with the girls
oh I like
Curry hiden
bye
[Music]
[Music]
hello oh
hello yeah yeah it's
me
yeah Indian
Ocean Why do you want to go Indian Ocean
for for a swim no I know I'm being silly
yeah Curry I'd love
to
yeah thank you I I'll see you then I
can't wait
that was
nobody literally nobody I was just
practicing I suppose milk can be a lot
like life it can be brilliant it can be
refreshing but it can turn
sour it doesn't have
to it doesn't have
to for
[Music]
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