Disaster Dinner | The Nutty Professor (1996) | Big Screen Laughs
Summary
TLDRThe transcript captures a lively and humorous family conversation, where the topic of relationships and marriage is discussed with candidness and humor. The family members, including a grandmother with a colorful past, a potential couple, and a grandmother's concern about grandchildren, engage in banter that touches on cultural acceptance, personal desires, and societal norms. The dialogue is peppered with playful teasing and a warm, albeit frank, exploration of love and family values.
Takeaways
- 🏙️ The speaker mentions working on a skyscraper in Chicago, suggesting a background in construction or a similar field.
- 🍔 There is a humorous anecdote about a sandwich blowing to the 27th floor, indicating a playful and informal tone in the conversation.
- 🥳 The mention of 'party' and 'beer' implies a social and possibly boisterous atmosphere.
- 👵 The speaker's grandmother is part of the conversation, indicating a familial context.
- 💑 The topic of relationships and dating is discussed, with a focus on the speaker's grandmother's past experiences.
- 🌹 The grandmother reminisces about her youth, where she would engage in 'relations' if treated to a nice evening and flowers.
- 🤔 There is a hint of confusion or misunderstanding about the nature of the relationship between the speaker and their colleague, Carla.
- 👶 The conversation touches on the idea of having children and the physical attributes associated with childbearing.
- 💰 Money and financial support are discussed, with a clear statement about not wanting to pay for a wedding.
- 👰 The grandmother offers her old wedding dress, suggesting a potential wedding is being discussed, albeit in a light-hearted manner.
- 🏛️ There is mention of a church on Main Street, indicating a preference for a traditional wedding venue, but with a humorous twist regarding the church's stance on certain marriages.
Q & A
What city is mentioned in the script where the speaker once worked on a skyscraper?
-Chicago
What unusual incident happened during the speaker's lunch break in Chicago?
-The speaker's lunch blew up to the 27th floor.
What is the humorous misunderstanding about the sandwich incident?
-The sandwich was mistaken for a 'fat ass' flying off a beer.
What does the speaker suggest to the person who is uncomfortable with the conversation about relations?
-The speaker suggests eating some bread as a way to handle the situation.
How does the speaker describe their past relations with gentlemen?
-The speaker describes them as beautiful experiences that happened every night when they were young, involving nice gentlemen bringing flowers and taking them out.
What does the speaker imply about their own relations when they say 'I relate to myself'?
-The speaker is humorously implying that they are self-sufficient and do not need a partner for relations.
What is the speaker's opinion on the topic of relations being discussed at the dinner table?
-The speaker believes that relations are a beautiful thing and should not be a topic of shame, especially for young people.
What is the speaker's reaction to the idea of Carla and Sherman having a child?
-The speaker is excited about the prospect and looks forward to having grandchildren.
What does the speaker offer to Carla regarding her wedding?
-The speaker offers Carla her own wedding dress, which she is willing to alter to fit Carla.
What humorous concern does the speaker express about the wedding attire?
-The speaker jokes about the possibility of Carla wearing a white wedding dress despite it being unconventional for the bride.
What issue does the speaker bring up regarding the potential wedding ceremony in Chicago?
-The speaker mentions a church on Main Street that won't perform the ceremony if the couple is a lesbian, despite her own acceptance of lesbians.
Outlines
😅 Family and Work Anecdotes
The script begins with a series of humorous and somewhat disjointed family conversations and personal anecdotes. It includes a story about a lunch incident on a Chicago skyscraper construction site, where the speaker's lunch was blown to the 27th floor. There's also a playful discussion about relationships and personal histories, with a grandmother sharing her own experiences and attitudes towards relationships, suggesting a more open-minded and adventurous past. The conversation takes a turn towards the topic of marriage and children, with family members expressing their expectations and humorously pressuring the speaker to settle down and start a family.
Mindmap
Keywords
💡Chicago
💡Skyscraper
💡Relation
💡Grandma
💡Malaysian
💡Minister
💡Lesbian
💡Wedding Dress
💡Tuxedo
💡Money
💡Bingo
Highlights
Chicago family connection and skyscraper work experience
Humor about lunch blowing to the 27th floor
Discussion about a sandwich and a beer
Inquiry about Kylie's and grandfather's past as colleagues
Inappropriate joke about physical relations in the shed
Conversation about the beauty of relations and past experiences
Advice for not being ashamed of relations
Expression of discomfort during mealtime conversation
Question about Carla's fondness for children
Expectation of grandchildren and comments on Carla's hips
Inquiry about financial situation and reluctance to pay for a wedding
Offer of a wedding dress and a humorous comment about its color
Discussion about the possibility of a white wedding attire for the groom
Concern about embarrassment and physical strength for the wedding
Humor about the potential intensity of the wedding night
Joke about a weasel and a story about popcorn
Discussion about marriage plans in Chicago and cooking responsibilities
Comment on finding a church for the wedding and a humorous aside about marriage policies
Closing remarks with humor about bingo and cunnilingus
Transcripts
[Music]
oh Chicago we have family there Chicago
win this down I was working on the
skyscraper in Chicago once and my lunch
blew up to 27th floor yeah I figure your
fat ass a member of something about a
sandwich flying off a beer oh baby eat
some bread don't miss party uh you and
Sherman have relations that's a good
question uh no grandma there's nothing
like like that uh with colleagues we
just work together oh yeah that's how I
start out Kylie's me and your
grandfather was colleagues next year you
know he's on top of me in the shed
pumping and sweating yeah it's not like
that man when you hush up you never
brought a girl home the least you can do
is let us talk to her yeah I'd like to
get to know a little better myself ain't
nothing wrong with having Malaysian
don't be ashamed of that relation is
beautiful when I was young I used to
always have relations every night if a
nice gentleman bring me flowers and can
and it take me to move it showed me a
lovely evening then I'll take him home
and give him hot lovely relation the
relations is a beautiful thing it's
nothing to be ashamed of especially true
young people I think you know sometime
when I'm alone I relate to myself I can
relate
I don't want to hear this while I'm
eating please stop talking okay so Carla
do you like children yes oh that's
wonderful I can't wait for Sherman to
bring me home some Grande yeah I know
you're gonna drive making them baby got
them child bearing hips Baby Pop right
out
your family got any money I ain't paying
for no big ass witness oh Carla I know a
wonderful Minister what religious
background are you yeah you know I still
got my wedding dress if you want and
I'll take it in unless you you would
look so loudly and it's white though can
you wear a white wedding dress young
lady now Sherman you can wear white
tuxedo
if you know something
Mama you're gonna embarrass my feet I
hope you got a strong back when you get
all that man a little release
[Music]
might make your head blow off oh the
weasel I got my own self hot telling
that story popcorn and we just saying
yeah Carla you and Sherman gonna get
married here in Chicago did you cook
cause somebody's got to feed my Sherman
yeah I know a wonderful Church down
there on Main Street but they won't
marry if you're a lesbian not that I
have internet against lesbians I love
lesbians
nothing wrong with little Bingo little
cunnilingus ain't never hurt nobody but
why is it
gonna be mad foreign
okay
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