I Proved the JFK Conspiracy with a Whiteboard

Summary

This video script explores the conspiracy theories surrounding JFK's assassination, suggesting a cover-up by the government. It challenges the official narrative, positing multiple shooters and implicating the CIA. The script discusses the 'magic bullet theory,' the suspicious behavior of agents during the motorcade, and the mysterious disappearance of evidence. It also touches on the roles of the 'Umbrella Man' and 'Texas Red,' and ends with a disclaimer that the content is satirical, urging viewers to question and research further.

Takeaways

• 😲 The script discusses various conspiracy theories surrounding the assassination of JFK, suggesting that the official narrative is a cover-up.
• 🔍 The speaker believes that JFK's death was not a single shooter incident but involved a conspiracy, likely involving multiple shooters.
• 🎯 The 'magic bullet theory' is critiqued as implausible, with the speaker suggesting that the bullet's trajectory and impact on multiple people indicates multiple shots.
• 🚗 The route of JFK's motorcade is questioned, pointing out the numerous open windows and the lack of security, hinting at possible negligence or complicity.
• 🔮 The 'Umbrella Man' is highlighted as a potential signaler for the assassination, adding to the mystery and suggesting coordinated action.
• 🗣️ Testimonies from witnesses like James Teague and Governor John Connally contradict the official report, suggesting more than three shots were fired.
• 🎥 The existence of a second shooter is supported by the analysis of a film showing smoke from the opposite side of the street where the motorcade was attacked.
• 🔒 The CIA's role is scrutinized, with the speaker suggesting a motive due to JFK's dissatisfaction with the agency post-Bay of Pigs.
• 🕵️‍♂️ The House Select Committee on Assassinations concluded that JFK was 'probably assassinated as a result of a conspiracy,' but couldn't identify other gunmen.
• 🤷‍♂️ The speaker dismisses theories that the mob or KGB were behind the assassination, instead focusing on the CIA's potential involvement and cover-up.

Q & A

What was the official account of JFK's assassination according to the transcript?

The official account stated that Lee Harvey Oswald fired three shots from a window, the first of which missed, the second hit JFK and Governor Connally, and the third struck JFK in the head, killing him.

What is the 'magic bullet theory' mentioned in the transcript?

The 'magic bullet theory' refers to the official claim that a single bullet caused multiple wounds to JFK and Governor Connally, which many find implausible due to the complexity of the bullet's trajectory.

Why does the speaker believe there was more than one shooter involved in JFK's assassination?

The speaker believes there was more than one shooter because the time between JFK and Governor Connally being hit was too short for Oswald to have re-chambered his bolt-action rifle and fired again.

What evidence suggests the presence of a second shooter according to the transcript?

The evidence includes James Teague's testimony that he heard a gunshot before being hit, the House Select Committee on Assassinations' conclusion of six shots fired, and visual evidence of gun smoke from the grassy knoll.

What role does the 'Umbrella Man' play in the conspiracy theories discussed in the transcript?

The 'Umbrella Man' is a figure who opened an umbrella on a sunny day at the moment JFK was shot, which some believe was a signal for the shooters, and his behavior after the shooting was considered suspicious.

Why does the speaker think the CIA might have been involved in JFK's assassination?

The speaker suggests the CIA might have been involved due to JFK's expressed desire to dismantle the agency after the Bay of Pigs incident and the CIA's subsequent cover-up of information related to the assassination.

What was the House Select Committee on Assassinations' final conclusion regarding JFK's assassination?

The committee concluded that JFK was 'probably assassinated as the result of a conspiracy,' but they were unable to identify the other gunman or the extent of the conspiracy.

What happened to JFK's brain after the initial autopsy according to the transcript?

JFK's brain was removed and preserved after the initial autopsy, but it has been missing ever since.

Why does the speaker dismiss the theories that the mob or the KGB were behind JFK's assassination?

The speaker dismisses these theories because the CIA's extensive cover-up would not be necessary if the mob or KGB were responsible, and the CIA would have no motive to protect them.

What is the significance of the character 'Gorge Mush' mentioned in the transcript?

Gorge Mush, a play on the name George H.W. Bush, was one of the CIA agents in charge of JFK's security during the motorcade and was later promoted to high positions within the CIA, raising suspicions for some conspiracy theorists.

Outlines

00:00

🔍 JFK Assassination Conspiracy Theories

The speaker begins by expressing their intrigue with the JFK assassination, highlighting the numerous conspiracy theories and government cover-ups associated with the event. They plan to use a whiteboard to illustrate the assassination, starting with the official narrative and then deconstructing it to reveal what they believe to be the truth, including the involvement of certain government groups in a cover-up.

05:02

🎯 Debunking the 'Magic Bullet' Theory

The speaker challenges the official account of JFK's assassination, focusing on the implausibility of the 'magic bullet' theory, which suggests a single bullet caused multiple injuries. They discuss the testimonies of James Teague and John Connally, which contradict the official narrative, and suggest the likelihood of a second shooter. The speaker also introduces the possibility of a conspiracy involving the CIA, citing the agency's poor security planning and suspicious behavior of agents present during the assassination.

10:02

🕵️‍♂️ The CIA's Involvement and Motive

The speaker delves into the CIA's potential motive for JFK's assassination, citing the president's dissatisfaction with the agency post-Bay of Pigs and his desire to dismantle it. They discuss the agency's loss of critical evidence, the suspicious behavior of agents on the scene, and the appearance of the 'Umbrella Man,' suggesting a coordinated effort to assassinate JFK. The speaker also mentions the House Select Committee on Assassinations' findings, which pointed towards a probable conspiracy.

15:02

🚫 Dismissing Alternative Theories and Conclusion

The speaker dismisses alternative theories such as the mob or KGB being behind the assassination, arguing that the CIA's cover-up efforts make more sense given their motive and opportunity. They also touch upon the mysterious 'Babushka Lady' and the significance of George H.W. Bush's role and promotion following the event. The speaker concludes by reiterating their belief in a conspiracy involving the CIA and other powers, while humorously disclaiming the seriousness of their assertions to avoid any repercussions.

Keywords

💡Conspiracy

A conspiracy refers to a secret plan made by two or more people to commit an unlawful or harmful act. In the context of the video, the term is used to discuss the alleged hidden truth behind JFK's assassination, suggesting that the official narrative may be a cover-up for a more complex and sinister plot involving multiple parties.

💡Lee Harvey Oswald

Lee Harvey Oswald is the individual officially identified as the lone gunman in the assassination of President John F. Kennedy. The video challenges this notion, suggesting that Oswald may have been one of multiple shooters and possibly a pawn in a larger conspiracy.

💡Magic Bullet Theory

The Magic Bullet Theory is a term used to describe the official explanation that a single bullet caused seven wounds in three people, which many find implausible. The video uses this theory to highlight the inconsistencies in the official narrative of JFK's assassination.

💡CIA

The Central Intelligence Agency (CIA) is a US government agency responsible for intelligence and national security. The video suggests that the CIA may have been involved in a cover-up or even the orchestration of JFK's assassination, pointing to their potential motive and actions that followed the event.

💡Grassy Knoll

The Grassy Knoll is the area in Dealey Plaza, Dallas, from where some witnesses claimed shots were fired during JFK's assassination. The video mentions the Grassy Knoll as a potential location for a second shooter, adding to the conspiracy theories surrounding the event.

💡House Select Committee on Assassinations

This was a US government committee established to investigate the assassinations of JFK and Martin Luther King Jr. The video references the committee's findings that JFK was 'probably assassinated as a result of a conspiracy,' which contradicts the earlier Warren Commission's conclusion.

💡Umbrella Man

The Umbrella Man is a figure seen in Dealey Plaza during JFK's assassination, who was holding an open umbrella on a sunny day. The video speculates that this individual may have been signaling to the shooters or indicating the start of the attack, adding to the mystery and intrigue of the event.

💡Jack Ruby

Jack Ruby was the man who killed Lee Harvey Oswald before Oswald could be brought to trial. The video suggests that Ruby's actions, and the subsequent payment of his family's debts, imply a possible connection to a larger conspiracy, possibly involving the CIA.

💡Bay of Pigs

The Bay of Pigs refers to the failed 1961 invasion of Cuba by US-backed Cuban exiles. The video posits that JFK's dissatisfaction with the CIA's handling of this event may have been a motive for his assassination, as he expressed a desire to dismantle the agency.

💡Zapruder Film

The Zapruder Film is a home movie of the JFK assassination taken by Abraham Zapruder. It is one of the most scrutinized pieces of evidence in the case. The video mentions this film as a key piece of evidence that has been analyzed for additional shots and potential second shooters.

💡Texas School Book Depository

The Texas School Book Depository is the building from which Lee Harvey Oswald was said to have fired the shots that killed JFK. The video discusses the building's role in the assassination and the plausibility of Oswald acting alone from this location.

Highlights

The speaker suggests that the JFK assassination is one of the most obvious cover-ups in history.

Government records and committees acknowledge the likelihood of a conspiracy in JFK's assassination.

The official report claims Lee Harvey Oswald fired three shots from his perch, but the speaker disputes this narrative.

The 'magic bullet theory' is criticized for its implausibility regarding the bullet's trajectory and impact.

James Teague's testimony challenges the official timeline, suggesting more than three shots were fired.

John Connally's account supports the possibility of a second shooter, contradicting the single shooter theory.

The speaker proposes a second shooter, 'Texas Red,' firing from a different location to explain the evidence.

The House Select Committee on Assassinations concluded that JFK was 'probably assassinated as a result of a conspiracy'.

The CIA's involvement is suspected due to JFK's plans to dismantle the agency post-Bay of Pigs.

The speaker alleges that the CIA's handling of JFK's motorcade route was negligent, increasing the risk of an assassination.

The 'Umbrella Man' is introduced as a potential signaler for the assassination, with suspicious behavior documented on film.

The speaker dismisses the theories that the mob or the KGB were behind the assassination due to lack of evidence and motive.

The disappearance of JFK's brain after the initial autopsy adds to the mystery and cover-up suspicions.

The Warren Commission, dominated by CIA members, is criticized for suppressing information and reaching a hasty conclusion.

The speaker suggests that 'Gorge Mush,' a CIA figure, may have been involved due to his promotion following the assassination.

The speaker concludes that JFK's assassination was likely a coordinated effort by those in power, with evidence pointing to the CIA.

The speaker humorously disclaims the seriousness of the conspiracy theory, suggesting it's all in jest.

Transcripts

hey everybody so i was doing research

for the iceberg

and kept coming across like weird shady

government stuff

and a lot of it made me think about jfk

and then i was like

i haven't given my crazy conspiracy rain

on him yet so this is that

i say that mostly as a joke to me jfk is

one of the most obvious cover-ups that

have ever happened in

history ever to the point that there is

government records and committees made

who say without a shadow of a doubt that

it was a conspiracy

so i thought what better way to

illustrate that than with a whiteboard

so bear with me and i am going to show

you exactly

how jfk was killed and who killed him

what i'm going to do is start with the

official

telling of events so we can establish

how the

official report of everything that

happened went and then from there i can

pick it apart

and we can see what more than likely

happened or at least

what probably happened that certain

government groups don't want us to know

about

i'm trying to get past the minute

monetization time before i say the

specific word

but uh yeah we'll get there i hope that

you all can appreciate real art when you

see it we give the official retelling of

events

on november 22nd 1963 john f kennedy

has it been passed a minute it's

probably been passed a minute the cia

the cia killed john f kennedy

like hilariously so but we'll get to

that 1963

uh november 22nd john f kennedy and his

wife jackie

are going through dallas on a motorcade

in the middle of a big dallas parade

it was part of his whole reelection

campaign right in front of them

was the governor of texas and his wife

basically mr and mrs connolly in the

front row was

cia agents uh o'connelly and greer

greer was driving the official telling

of events goes something like this

lee harvey oswald fired three shots

the first one was aim

this

use the patreon money to get better

markers

the first shot was a miss

supposedly bouncing off the pavement and

hitting the bystander who we'll talk

about in a minute

the second shot supposedly hit

john f kennedy in the back of the neck

the bullet then went through his neck

hit john connolly the governor who's

sitting in front of him

in the back right below the scapula it

then

shot through so let me draw this out

bounce through him

into his chest shot out the front of his

chest

hit his arm and then shot down into his

knee and came out as a perfectly intact

bullet

this is so absurd that the official name

given to it during the court trials that

would follow

is the magic bullet theory this is why

in the famous the pruder film

in which you can see uh the

assassination of john f kennedy

he's leaned over like this holding his

neck because he had just been shot in

the neck

finally the third shot came hitting jfk

in the back of the head and killing him

while making his escape out of the

bookstore john f kennedy ran

into a police officer he then pulled a

revolver

and shot the police officer twice

killing him which i mean after you shot

the

you might as well add the cherry to it i

guess it was later found out

that lee harvey oswald had communist

sympathy ties as a matter of fact he

tried to renounce his u.s citizenship

some years back

and everyone was happy initially like

yep that's the guy that didn't don't

have to worry about

anything else the warren commission

which was the board that was put

together to

make sure everything that i just

described actually happened

came back after short deliberation and

said yep lee harvey oswald was the only

shooter

and it was not some grander conspiracy

and we can all close the books on this

one

so let me tell you why that's wrong i'll

go ahead and say this to be generous

i do believe lee harvey oswald was one

of the shooters

however there is not a doubt in my mind

that he was not the only shooter

so let me explain remember that first

shot that i mentioned that was

supposedly a miss

well what happened is that bullet

skipped off the ground

shot to the other side of the street and

hit a man

who was standing about a hundred yards

out

whose name was james teague i'm gonna be

drawing more people so we can keep track

it's our man jt james he stopped

uh was watching the motorcade go by

which then a bullet skipped off the

concrete and hit him in the cheek

you can even see pictures of that skid

mark on the ground

from the bullet that came up and hit him

the supposed first shot

however the big big problem to this is

jane teague's personal testimony

see he was walking by the street as the

parade was going by and he didn't take

much care for it

the reason he stopped and turned to face

the motorcade

was because he heard a gunshot now if he

heard a gunshot

took time to stop and turn there is no

way the first shot was the same one that

hit him

but it would make sense if it was the

second or the third or more after that

the reason everyone and the official

report sticks with three shots is

because there were three shell casings

from lee harvey oswald's window as well

as three

at least confirmed bullets on the ground

however jt's testimony here messes all

that up and his isn't the only one

the governor who got shot along with

kennedy john connelly

says the exact same thing he says that

there is not a doubt in his mind nor his

wives that the bullet that hit kennedy

and him

was two separate shots keep in mind it's

called the magic bullet theory for a

reason there's no way the bullet

followed that whole trajectory and just

stayed together perfectly fine

what makes more sense is that it was two

separate shots

however lee harvey oswald was using a

6'5 millimeter

bolt action carcano rifle not to get

into all the details of it but it is

literally impossible to fire a bolt

action rifle

in the amount of time between what would

be kennedy getting hit

and the governor getting hit the space

between the two shots was long enough

that they could tell a difference and

when each

of them was hit but not fast enough for

someone to re-chamber around and get a

second shot off

unless there was a second shooter

somewhere off to the other side if and

stick with me here for a second

i was trying to draw him on a hill it

looks like he's got really big legs

we're gonna keep it anyway if texas red

here was off on the other side of the

road firing shots toward the motor k2

then one of his shots could have crossed

through

striking the president in the neck and

continuing

which would make more sense why kennedy

was hit in the neck

bent forward and then one of lee harvey

oswald shots hit the governor in the

back

this is a direct quote from former

governor john connelly

there is my absolute knowledge and

nellie's two

that one bullet caused the president's

first wound and that an entirely

separate shot struck me

so where would our man texas red be

standing most of you are probably

familiar with the famous

pruder film which is a film that is

famous for being the one in which jfk

gets killed

however there was another view there was

another camera on the other side of the

street that was recording that day

that was filming the motorcade from the

other direction in it everyone who has

watched that film

has said they can see with absolute

certainty

puff of gun smokes appearing from the

opposite side of the street

on what appears to be a grassy knoll not

only that but these puffs of smoke

are in time with the times that bullets

struck the motorcade so now you may be

asking yourself

what do you mean people who have seen

this other film and that's the fun part

in 1976 a group is formed called the

house select

committee on assassinations now you may

be asking why in 1976

13 years after the president's death did

they form a committee

just to talk about this event and it's

because

it came out that the cia was

purposefully hiding information

regarding the assassination

not only that but they planned after

this trial was over to have a trial

for the cia directors that allowed the

information to go missing the original

reason that this house selected

committee came together

is because new technology was found in

76 that analyzed this data more closely

using audiograph equipment and this is

my interpretation of that

they managed to pull the audio from the

original supruder film and picked out

that there were six shots fired

in this amount of time of the film not

the original thought out three

they were so reliant on this that as i

mentioned before they made a whole

committee just to relook at all this

information

you may be asking yourself well what

happened to the other film and all the

information

and that's the best part the day after

they used that other film footage to

determine that there was a second

shooter

it all disappeared overnight

from a c.i.a lockup to which they said

that someone probably stole it along

with

all the other evidence that proved that

something was wrong with this picture

despite that once the committee had

finished their whole proceedings

this is the official statement they gave

in the end the committee believes on the

basis of the evidence available to it

that president john f kennedy was

probably assassinated as the result of a

conspiracy

the committee is unable to identify the

other gunman

or the extent of the conspiracy that is

a government organization

coming together and saying yeah

something definitely weird happened

so we know that something was up but

what makes me think it's a cia

well this this is a whole other rabbit

hole to go down but john f kennedy was

in big support of the cia until a little

thing called the bay of pigs happened

he was very upset with them after the

fact and supposedly

said to the white house staff committee

if it was up to me i would take the cia

break them into a thousand pieces and

throw them into the wind the cia

obviously didn't like that and for those

who know anything about him they have a

tendency to start to follow their own

directive

when president or states heads don't

agree with it i mean for evidence just

look at like the 60s drug crisis or

sending guns to south america but we

won't talk about

that anyway so going with this idea that

john f kennedy was going to do something

about the cia

if not uh expose them for what they have

already done

it stands to reason they want to do

something about it also keep in mind an

interview that jfk did a couple months

before the shooting

he said that there were scary things

happening in u.s politics and that there

were secret societies

planning to take over uh democracy and

government systems and

yeah so we have the motive but what

about the evidence

as i've already mentioned the cia lost

all the data

the day after it was used in court to

prove that

this guy was actually there aside from

that at the least

their handling of john f kennedy's

motorcade was hilariously bad

for example they plotted out the map

that john f kennedy would follow

and they determined that there were 20

000 open windows

that the car drove by and that there

were so many windows

that they just shouldn't cover any of

them which has got to be

the worst compromise i've ever heard

it's like man there's a lot of windows

we're gonna have to do a lot of work

or we could not also keep in mind what i

mentioned earlier

greer and o'connery the two cia agents

who were in the front of the car

as soon as the first shot rang out grier

did not

try to run away or drive away or

anything else at standard of cia

training

he brought the car down to a seven mile

an hour

speed and him and o'connery hunched

forward

and put their shoulders up it's so weird

that jackie kennedy even came out

afterwards and said he was behaving

extremely oddly during the whole thing

to adequately explain the rest of us i

need to bring in

another character the umbrella man

the umbrella man has become a famous

figure in all the theories surrounding

jfk and there's good reason for it

in the middle of a sunny day in dallas

right as the president's murder you can

see a man in the zapruder film

who is holding up an umbrella in front

of the motorcade

not only that but he is standing

directly in front of the position lee

harvey oswald was in front of

and as he's standing there jfk passes by

to which he

lifts his umbrella and immediately the

first shots ring out

if that is not a man on the ground

either signaling

that it's the motorcade or giving the

all clear to fire i don't know what is

to top it off immediately after jfk died

there are pictures

of this guy simply shutting his umbrella

and sitting down at the curb

keep in mind everyone else is freaking

out running around screaming and this

guy just

was like well yep during the house

select committee on assassinations

they were trying to figure out about

this guy because obviously that's very

weird

and someone should probably figure out

what happened here to which

the cia brought in a man

wearing a suit holding an umbrella

the man walks into the court and goes ah

i am the umbrella man and this is that

umbrella

and the judge went seems all right to me

there was no

double check there was no follow-up

they're like that man has an umbrella

he's got my vote there's also rumors and

speculation that that man

was a former cia agent however i

couldn't find anything concrete on that

so i'm gonna let that part slide

but it's weird either way also in 1966

they tried to reevaluate jfk's autopsy

and his brain was missing like after the

initial autopsy they took the brain out

and preserved it

and no one's been able to find it since

so

i make it that what you will i have no

idea why they would do

that also the initial warren commission

which was the first one that happened

immediately after this

that determined that lee harvey oswald

was the only shooter and he acted alone

was made almost entirely up of cia

members

who as it was proved later suppressed

information

there's a few things i want to disprove

really quick to kind of emphasize this

point

for one one of the main theories that is

prevailing through all this is that the

mob did it and while i'm sure the mob

hated jfk

uh i don't see why a mob murder

would be covered up to the degree that

this was obviously and proven to be

covered up by the cia

like if the mob killed jfk and assuming

the cia wants him dead that's the

perfect write-off they could just say

yep mob did it

that's cool rather than having to do all

the shady tactics around it a lot of

people also point to jack ruby the man

who ran up and shot lee harvey oswald

as being for the mob because his family

debts were paid off

but you know who else would probably pay

off family debts

i'll give you a hint that starts with

cia the other popular idea is that the

kgb

did it uh obviously that is the initial

idea because again lee harvey oswald was

proven to have russian ties

but one if russia did do it

they wouldn't get someone who had ties

to russia to do it

duh and two the cia wouldn't cover it up

if russia did it i also want to say the

whole theory about the babushka lady

which was a lady who was wearing a

babushka who kind of similar to the

umbrella man just walked around and

didn't really do

anything after jfk was murdered um i

don't really see how that could be

related to anything she wasn't brought

up later

i think she was just an old woman who

was there and saw all of this play out

i also want to go another level deeper

with this there was a guy

working at the cia whose name rhymes

with

gorge h double

u mush gorge mush that's what we'll call

him

gorge mush was one of the people put

over this whole motorcade route

and one of the people elected to keep

the president safe so much so that he

was in dallas on the day that this all

happened

so keep in mind he failed his job harder

than anyone can possibly

fail his job was to make sure nothing

happens to this guy and he got shot at

least twice

not long after this happened that man

was promoted to director

of the cia and then

another position not only that but when

gorge mush

was asked years later about where he was

on the day of kennedy's death he said

i don't remember you were in dallas all

of it from head to toe greeks

there's absolutely no way that you could

convince me or anyone else who thinks

about sensibly

that lee harvey ozil was just crazy dude

who acted alone is in my firm and honest

opinion as the opinion of many others

that the agencies and powers that be

wanted this man dead and while i do

believe they used lee harvey oswald as

part of it

he in no way acted alone and he in no

way acted on his own agency

but we'll never know because the only

guy publicly who would know this one

got shot by a random man whose family

debts were paid off before he died four

months later

so we have the motive we have the method

and we have the evidence in my opinion

they are absolutely guilty

and even out of of this some other stuff

also just as a side note a bunch of

people are worked up over texas red's

identity who that could be

there's a lot of theories about it

obviously we'll probably never know for

sure

but from everything that i've read there

were several cia works

with cuban gorilla fighters who were

being trained by the cia for

whatever after the bay of pigs and most

of the evidence

port points to absurd cuban marksman in

dallas that day

so probably either way it doesn't matter

because just like lee harvey oswald they

were a gun

one way about it if lee harvey oswald

got caught which he did oh look

russia did it and if a cuban gorilla

fighter got caught oh look cuba did it

either way the people who really did it

wash their hands of the situation and

get a walk away

i should also mention before anyone

decides that i am

a threat for this uh this is a joke it's

all a joke

this is uh post irony humor this is

entirely educational

i believe none of it and you should

believe none of it and everything is a

joke

so tomato potato

anyway now that we're done with all the

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