WWE Royal Rumble 2024 WTF Moments
Summary
TLDRThis script humorously dissects various moments from a WWE event, highlighting the awkwardness of Triple H's promo, criticizing production mistakes, and poking fun at wrestling's scripted nature through a series of 'WTF moments'. It covers surprise appearances in the Women's Royal Rumble, commentary blunders, and unexpected wrestler behaviors in the ring. The text also comments on the use of theme music, the crowd's lackluster reaction, and finishes with critiques of WWE's decision-making and the impact on viewer engagement. Overall, it's a comedic take on wrestling's oddities and inconsistencies, delivering a blend of satire and fandom.
Takeaways
- 👍 The script humorously critiques WWE's production and storytelling, highlighting awkward moments and inconsistencies.
- 🤣 It playfully addresses Triple H's promotional tactics and his handling of a lawsuit against WWE, suggesting a lack of transparency.
- 📺 Discusses various WWE Royal Rumble match moments, pointing out surprises, returns, and the excitement or lack thereof in certain entries.
- 🔥 Highlights the unexpected appearance of Jade Cargill in the WWE, marking it as a significant debut.
- 🙄 Criticizes WWE commentary and production mistakes, including Michael Cole's gaffes and the mismanagement of wrestler entrances.
- 😮 Expresses disappointment in the lack of major surprises at the Royal Rumble, notably the absence of speculated returns like AJ Lee and Sasha Banks.
- 😂 Jokes about Michael Cole's alleged fascination with antlers, stemming from a commentary mishap.
- 📝 Questions the logic behind certain wrestler strategies and booking decisions, especially highlighting Pat McAfee's self-elimination.
- 🏆 Points out a missed opportunity for a Kofi Kingston Royal Rumble save spot, noting his history of creative match moments.
- 👎 Criticizes the audience's lack of enthusiasm during the event, suggesting it detracted from the overall experience.
Q & A
What lawsuit was recently filed against Vince McMahon?
-The video refers to a severe lawsuit filed against Vince McMahon just a few days ago, but does not provide any details on what the lawsuit is about.
Why does the narrator say Triple H's promo was awkward?
-The narrator found Triple H's promo awkward because he focused on positives and dodged questions about the lawsuit against Vince McMahon, claiming he hadn't even read it.
Who are some surprising entries in the women's Royal Rumble match?
-Some surprising entries in the women's Rumble match included Roxanne Perez, Tiffany Stratton, Liv Morgan, Jade Cargill, and Jillian Hall.
What is the narrator's issue with Michael Cole's commentary?
-The narrator points out several instances where Michael Cole seemed to be reading off a script rather than reacting naturally to the action in the ring.
What happened with the referee during the Roman Reigns vs. Kevin Owens match?
-The referee seemed unsure of how to count the pinfall when both Reigns and Owens had their shoulders down, despite this being a common occurrence.
Why does the narrator praise The Weeknd?
-The narrator praises The Weeknd for writing, singing, and producing the theme song for the 5th straight WrestleMania.
What was the issue with Andrade's entrance music?
-Andrade's entrance music oddly featured the Repo Man's voice saying his name, which the narrator found odd.
What is the narrator's critique of Pat McAfee's Rumble appearance?
-The narrator felt Pat McAfee's quick self-elimination from the Rumble was a waste of a spot that could have been used for someone else.
Why does the narrator want new music producers for WWE?
-The narrator felt many of the wrestler's entrance themes were boring and unrecognizable, and WWE needs new music producers.
What was the issue with the crowd during the Rumble matches?
-The narrator notes that the arena crowd was unusually quiet during the Rumble matches instead of being excited.
Outlines
😆 Shawn Michaels and Triple H arrive, awkward promo leads to Royal Rumble hype
Paragraph 1 describes Shawn Michaels and Triple H arriving at work and mentions an awkward promo Triple H gave promoting the Royal Rumble match. It jokes about Triple H's large nose and fantasizes about Michael Cole having an antler fetish. It then transitions to hype around the women's Royal Rumble match.
😲 Surprising women's Rumble appearances, Michael Cole's many mistakes
Paragraph 2 details several surprising entrances in the women's Rumble match, including Naomi, Jordan Grace, Roxanne Perez, Tiffany Stratton, and Liv Morgan. It also highlights errors Michael Cole made on commentary, speculating he can see the future. It mentions Valhalla's brief appearance in the match.
🤔 Men's Rumble questions, Pat McAfee's quick exit
Paragraph 3 covers various odd moments in the men's Rumble match, like the referee missing a pinfall and not doing Kofi Kingston's traditional Rumble spot. It also describes Pat McAfee quickly eliminating himself after entering the match.
😴 Quiet crowd and lack of surprises disappoint
Paragraph 4 complains about the lack of surprises and cameos in the Rumble matches, like no Hulk Hogan or Rock appearances. It also criticizes the crowd for being too quiet and calls for new music composers to create better wrestler entrance themes.
Mindmap
Keywords
💡Triple H
💡Royal Rumble
💡WTF moments
💡Production mistake
💡Surprise appearance
💡Commentary mistakes
💡Vince McMahon
💡Scripted elements
💡Theme music
💡Fan reaction
Highlights
Shawn Michaels and Triple H arriving for work, pretending everything's fine despite lawsuits against WWE
Reference to Triple H's awkward promo and inability to address lawsuits against WWE and Vince McMahon
Criticism of Triple H claiming he hasn't read the lawsuits against WWE and Vince McMahon
Commentary on surprise entrants in the Women's Royal Rumble match like Roxanne Perez and Jade Cargill
Mention of Michael Cole incorrectly referring to future entrants during the Women's Royal Rumble match
Kevin Dunn criticized for poor production choices during Brock Lesnar's Royal Rumble appearance
Highlighting Pat McAfee's surprise self-elimination from the men's Royal Rumble match
Michael Cole reprimanded for referring to Royal Rumble entrants by number rather than visually confirming
Lack of recognizable theme songs for Royal Rumble entrants noted as an issue
Absence of advertised stars like The Rock, Hulk Hogan and Sasha Banks called out
Criticism of the live crowd for lacking energy and reactions during the Royal Rumble matches
CM Punk hitting a Pedigree on Cody Rhodes in a WWE ring highlighted
Lack of Kofi Kingston's traditional Royal Rumble feat of avoiding elimination
Brock Lesnar's absence addressed given his legal troubles
Ridicule of Triple H's claim that Roman Reigns doesn't defend his titles enough
Transcripts
oh here's Shawn Michaels in Triple H
arriving for work hi guys I'm sure after
the severity of the lawsuit labeled at
Vince mcmah just a few short days ago
you two will be looking as professional
as professional can be and not just
pretending everything's fine within your
organization
everything about Triple H's little
awkward promo just before the main show
got a going was more Awkward than every
single one of us meeting someone new for
the first time but then he says if
you're going to come and you want to
rumble you better be ready for the Royal
Rumble and I was thinking well yeah Paul
if I am ready to come for the Royal
Rumble and I am ready for the Royal
Rumble I'm hardly going to turn up out
your show and expect the Brazilian
rendition of L Miserables am
I now I know that he has gone from WWE
now but he's done more than enough over
the past 40 years that we can blame
every other production mistake that's
ever going to happen in the future on
his ass and sleep well at night but look
at that Tron there thank you very much
for spoiling roxan Perez's surprise
appearance in the women's Royal Rumble
not Kevin
dun do Smackdown Pat Smackdown Pat two
Inn a row where you came back and one of
the first things he said upon sitting
down was oh there's a lot to talk about
and oh Pat oh Pat Pat Pat smack my ass
and call me Pat as well aren't you right
there and I should say at this moment
fair play to the jist who did ask the
questions about Vince mcmah at the PO
show press conference and two fingers up
to Triple H for not only dodging those
questions and focusing on the positives
what a load of old TSH but also for
claiming he's not even read the lawsuit
well they do say your nose grows when
you tell a lie and there's a reason
Triple H's hunka is that Bloody big but
forget about that we're all hyped it's
women's Rumble time let's go let's see
who's coming out first and it's
Natalia oh but it's as if it was meant
to be because of you take the words I
moan as I just have there about natala
being number one in the women's Royal
Rumble and turn them around make them
back to front you get Naomi I moan
reverse it Naomi meaning Naomi shock
appearance at number two in the women's
Royal Rumble was meant to be which is a
bit of a WTF moment don't you think but
when those Sirens started playing the
arena I was thinking to myself Titus
O'Neal's going to be in the women's
Rumble cuz it's clear that somebody just
called the police but no it was Jordan
Grace with her thick Mama pump intro to
her theme who was entering the women's
Rumble match and she doesn't even go
here what is she doing here that's what
we're all asking ourselves but it's
clear that one thing's been happening
hasn't it Paul and Scott Paul and Scott
sitting in the tree fantasy booking
wrestling I am sad Magle Magle mag Magle
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direct quote from magel Cole this time
when he says we've never had two Royal
Rumble winners but we did go overtime
one year with Batista and John Cena now
the first half of that quote there I was
thinking to myself Michael must be
speaking about the women's Roy Rumble
Match we've never had two winners of
that event at the same event if that
makes any sense but then he said that
second bit about John and about Dave
therefore I'm here to say Michael Cole
1994's here to say hello like when
you've had a poo you flushed the chain
then somehow that one comes right back
up and floats like something's never
floated before 94 wasn't a good time but
then our Lord and savior Jesus Christ he
gave a massive old few when Kyrie sing
came very close to stealing his gimmick
because that right there and I can't
believe I'm going to say this but we'll
try it on for size anyway is only the
second most significant cross- hanging
spot of all
time mag mag mag mag mag mag mag mag mag
mag mag maybe we'll try and eliminate
Nia together said Michael Cole when
Piper Nevan was the one who was getting
eliminated by two to three ladies at the
same time now this wouldn't have been so
bad if it didn't become clear literally
2 seconds after magal Cole said that the
Magle Cole was sat there with his forat
his script for the rumble event last
night right in front of his glasses
because who came out as the next
entrance a matter of seconds after he
said that there it was only Nia Jax
unless of course Michael Cole is a
psychic and he's the one I should have
called when I did call a psychic to
predict this year's Rumble Mystic
Michael I'm begging her to be wearing
the antlers it's been weeks valholl is
wearing the antlers that means she's
going to win the whole thing now if you
were sat there last night thinking why
the hell does Michael Cole care so much
about Valerie holler's Anders I'm here
to tell you it all balls down to one
random entrance on row where he
struggled to say the word antlerless and
Wade Barrett laughed at him and it's
turned into this thing why he would be
mistaken for thinking that Michael Cole
has a massive antler fetish but what
made this entire thing even better was
the fact that Valerie holler only lasted
5 seconds in the match and because of
our truth we did didn't really see her
elimination all that clearly and by the
way we're not giving our truth a WTF
moment for what he did in the women's
Rumble match because we all know
anything is possible when it comes to
our truth to the fact he thought he
could enter the women's Royal Rumble
match for him that's completely normal
it is it's so normal so we have
honorable WTF moments for roxan Perez
for Tiffy Strat and for live Morgan
entering the Royal Rumble in a rather
surprising fashion and maybe won for no
AJ Le showing up or no Sasha Banks
making their WWE returns as the rumors
suggested those two ladies would in once
again a rather surprising fashion
however the PS resistance when it came
to the shocking appearances in the
women's Rumble match for me it was the
one with the lady who took almost as
long as via to come to the WWE but now a
storm is coming and it's spaffed all
over the women's Rumble of 2024 Jade
Carill take a up Nia went and out Nia
went and up the Jade Carill is what I
say because that was one hell of an in
ring debut for the WWE for her where
Jade Cargill she proved that she can
Jade Caro I want to die Magle Magle
Magle Magle Magle Magle Magle Magle
Magle Magle Magle so then we get to the
moment where Michael Cole claims the
people need to stop complaining about
Roman Reigns defending his title so
little he's got one thing to say to
everybody in the world with a working
brain when Michael Cole said beat him
that's his resolution but to that I
would say Michael Cole book him book him
more so he's not defend the title once
every 177,000 months but speaking of the
big dog sorry I had to do it for Old
Time sake he was the youngest in that
oooo match by three whole years but
what's the referee doing here everybody
either Randy Orton has a sick backslide
on La KN yeah or La KN has just got an
exhausted pinfall on Randy Orton either
way one of the men's shoulders is pained
to the mat and ballocks the Cory Graves
for saying because both men's shoulders
were on the mat at the same time we
can't counter three count we've seen it
before man made a great mistake Cory
professional wrestling as a concept and
a form of entertainment has been around
for over s years at this point and now
after tens of match matches in over
three countries around the world this is
the moment a referee discovers the power
of sight and awareness and the power of
sight I feel sick and disgusted and
that's exactly what those bastards
wanted and bollocks to Shawn Michaels he
can jiggle those hips and gate those ass
cheeks until the cows come home cuz
there's a brand new Mr WrestleMania and
that man is the weakened because the end
of his name is spelled a little bit
weird because last night it was
announced that he is once again doing
the theme tune writing the theme tune
singing the theme tune for Wrestlemania
for the fifth WrestleMania in a row
forget about Shawn Michaels the next
thing on our Horizon when it comes to
the weekend is the Undertaker bloody
streak and then we've got to make the
fact that Jimmy and Jay USA were numbers
one and two in the men's Rumble match
and these uncultured swines that claim
to us the professional wrestling is
scripted there was a massive golden
Tombola and anything could have happened
and that's the thing that happened there
and that is the beauty of professional
wrestling imagine thinking that was
scripted man but now it's time for this
to return wanky wank wanky wank wanky
wank wanky wank wank wank wanky wank
welcome back to wanky wank the show
where you a sexual wank F I used to call
you that a few years ago and now it's
back because of reasons why the hell not
you tell me a WTF moment I have missed
and I give you all the credit because
I'm a wholesome baby boy and a big thank
you goes to Blake White House who exed
me the digital exclusive clip where
Grayson Waller and Austin Theory pluck
their numbers from the big golden
Tombola and we clearly see that Grayson
Waller gets a six but the match itself
he enters number three so as the
hurricane used to say what's up with
that yeah oh now Andro B shoot shock
entrance in the men's Rubble match is a
WTF moment enough all by itself but what
makes it even more over the WTF moment
is the fact they gave his theme the repo
man's voice at the start of it Simon
Miller is getting a bit hot and sweaty
into the color so he is as we all know
back in day that would go repo repo Repo
Man and now Andra goes ill EO Jeremy
Clarks and the Repo Man voice were on
the same apparently I'm terrible
terrible terrible at impersonations but
I do guess in the way the WWE retrieved
their leas property from aew that
Andrade is kind of a repo repo Repo Man
and the best in the world so that last
night was KY Kingston's 16th Royal
Rumble appearance of all time meaning
he's only two behind Kane in the alltime
appearance record in Royal Rumble
matches which means we're all closer to
death than we'd all like to admit sorry
for saying that but it's true and then
we have the fact that while KY was in
that match we didn't even get an attempt
at a kiry Kingston Royal Rumble spot
we're asking the question what else
could he do I can't give you an answer
but still May those spots rest in
peace Brun Breakers ever so slightly
shocking appearance it's a massive shame
though that we didn't get big baly
bastard Baron Corbin to appear alongside
of him so the their actual tag
team name in NXT watch the show if you
don't believe me so the
couldn't run wild across that Royal
Rumble the are a brilliant tag
team SmackDown patack down P what in the
blue hell was that you P Maki is
basically a professional wrestler pop
McAfee beat Austin theory on the
grandest age of the allall point at the
lovely big Bell in the sky for this
year's WrestleMania and he also does Pat
maafi jump off of things that shame up
man might jump off of they're really
high all of this knowledge in our brains
yeah Pat mcafe enters the Royal Rumble
sees OS and Brun breaker and a couple of
big more boys couple of big more boys a
couple more big boys and he eliminates
himself from the match as if he's Drew
Cary or some virgin like Drew carry and
the WTF moment here has to be what a
waste of a spot I guess this is where
Brock Lesnar was going to be in the
match him facing Braun facing OS which
makes all the sense in the world but
then that stuff came out about Brock
which is utterly Grizzly so they had to
scramble and fight an appearance but why
pick Pat and they not have Pat wrestle
like we know Pat could I guess we are
putting over Braun and omas's big scary
bastards but use someone else than Pat
we know what Pat can do this made no
sense and was a waste of time mag mag
mag mag mag mag mag mag mag mag mag item
27 said Michael Cole like he was working
behind the counter at your local Argos
look at the monitor not the sheet
replied Cory graes to Michael Cole after
he said item 27 now you'd think after
his Nia Jax bollocks earlier in the
night that Michael Cole would have
learned his lesson never mind the fact
he's been commentating for like 27 years
at this point something like that but he
went and did it again the layout's there
the monitors there he's looking at the
wrong bloody
thing oh the spirit of Kevin Dum was
alive and well during this men's Rumble
Match wasn't it imagine cutting away
from its clubing time the first time
it's clubing time has actually been said
before a clobbering time in over 10
years in a WWE ring now as we all know
Kevin has set the bar so low mainly
because he walks towards said bar and
because his teeth are that big it chops
said bar in half and the bar ends up on
the floor but still the new production
team just because Kevin put the bar
there doesn't mean you have to keep the
bar there bring the bar up because your
teeth are
normal yeah and we have to reserve a WTF
moment for there being no Dwayne The
Rock Johnson because once again there
was teasers no Hulk Hogan because he
kept said in those adverts he had one
more Rumble in him then I guess Triple H
said you can be in there but you have to
be in there with Gunther and he said
that doesn't work for me
brother and then we have to make a WTF
moment out of CM Punk hitting a pedigree
on Cody rhods in a WWE ring and then
turning to the announce table and saying
hey can you believe I'm doing that poo
and I was thinking what a l altitude
Pepsi plung bean I can't believe you're
doing that and we're going to end the
video on a double Debbie Downer first
and foremost WWE you need new music
people because three quarters of those
themes we heard last night something
that should get you out your seat for a
Royal Rumble Match they were about as
recognizable as this remote here what
did it even do nobody knows to get new
music people to produce better themes
and the second one the crowd in the
arena last night you were quiet so
you're a WTF moment it's the Royal
Rumble man it's the start of
WrestleMania season it's one of the best
every single bloody yeah it no it
sometimes lets us down last night kind
of let us down there was no real Biga
was there some VAV Voom but still you
were quiet all night long what's wrong
with you I've been Ross by
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