Why Apple Vision Pro Will Fail Horribly
Summary
TLDRThe script depicts a satirical promotional video for the fictional Apple Vision Pro, an extremely expensive virtual reality headset. The presenter humorously highlights impractical features like requiring an iPhone to purchase and limited battery life, while evading questions about practical use cases. Through excessive hype and vagueness, the video parodies Apple's tendency to market flashy new products regardless of their actual utility or value.
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Q & A
What product is Sam Tucker presenting in the video?
-Sam is presenting the new Apple Vision Pro augmented reality headset.
How much does the base model of the Apple Vision Pro cost?
-The base model costs $3,500.
What devices do you need in order to use the Apple Vision Pro?
-You need an iPhone to pre-order the headset and a Mac computer to run full computer apps on it.
What kind of apps will the Apple Vision Pro be compatible with?
-It will be compatible with at least 12,000 apps, but Sam does not specify which apps those are.
How long is the battery life of the Apple Vision Pro?
-It has about 2 hours of battery life.
Why does Sam say that the product is 'really just for the Apple superfans'?
-Because you need multiple Apple devices already to make full use of the headset, so it appeals most to people deeply invested in the Apple ecosystem.
What does Sam mean when he calls the user a '$1000 stand'?
-He's referring to the $999 Apple Pro Stand that was criticized for its high price. When using the headset to display Mac apps, the user essentially becomes an expensive stand.
How has Apple's marketing for the product been 'evasive', according to Sam?
-The marketing uses vague language about the product's capabilities and focuses more on imaginative visuals than concrete details.
Why does Sam joke that his FaceTime callers will see him as an 'NPC from Skyrim'?
-Because to them he will look like an expressionless 3D avatar instead of his real face.
What virtual keyboard feature does Sam demonstrate at the end?
-He demonstrates the ability to type on a virtual keyboard that is projected in front of him by the headset.
Outlines
🤓 Explaining the Features and Limitations of the Apple Vision Pro Headset
The paragraph introduces Apple presenter Sam Tucker, who puts on the new Apple Vision Pro headset to demonstrate and explain its features. He notes it has a high price tag, compatibility with some but not all popular apps, powerful processing capabilities, and limited battery life. There is humor regarding the evasive Apple marketing.
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Keywords
💡Apple Vision Pro
💡Virtual Reality
💡Overpriced
💡Marketing
💡Battery Life
💡Compatibility
💡Evasive
💡Misleading
💡Loyalists
💡Merits
Highlights
The assistant CLAUDE has access to the current date Friday, February 2, 2024
The Apple Vision Pro is just an iPad attached to your face and costs $3,500
The Apple Vision Pro will only be compatible with about 12 apps on launch
You need an iPhone just to pre-order the Apple Vision Pro
Apple's marketing for the product has been evasive with no clear description
Apple sold out all pre-orders despite the high price and lack of details
The Apple Vision Pro has a battery life of only 2 hours
The product is aimed at hardcore Apple fans willing to buy anything
Using the Apple Vision Pro makes you look like an NPC from Skyrim
The Apple Vision Pro can act as a display for a Mac computer
Apple Vision Pro allows virtual keyboard by just pointing at a surface
Main benefit is seeing friends smiles and laugh on video calls
Unclear what the product is really good for besides dedicated Apple fans
High price of $3,500 for base model despite limited capabilities
Pre-orders sold out quickly despite little details and high price
Transcripts
all right time to put on this very
expensive headset to see just how
magical the world would look like if I
put an iPad in front of my face oh wow
it's twice as good and only five times
the price oh hi there I'm Sam Tucker
from Apple and with the pre-orders for
the Apple Vision Pro underway I thought
it was good as time as any to see where
your money is going oh wow it's so
realistic so when the iPad was released
it was compatible with approximately 3
3,000 apps and the Apple Vision Pro will
be compatible with at least 12 oo so
would you like to know what these
so-called compatible apps are well don't
worry it'll just cost you $3500 to find
out because I'm not saying well all
right I can confirm that Netflix
Bloomberg and Spotify won't be available
so don't enjoy that but don't worry the
Apple vision is a lot more than just IP
pads for your eyes as it comes with an
M2 series chip which is powerful enough
to run full computer apps it won't but
it could no to run full computer apps
you will still need a Mac and the Apple
Vision Pro will act just like a display
for that Mac which I guess makes you the
$1000 stand now yeah what can I say this
one's really just for the Apple super
fans and we made sure of that as you
will literally need an iPhone just to
pre-order the thing that's just
incredible ah but don't worry about all
the money you'll be spending instead get
in touch with your inner self and become
mindful in the way that only attaching a
computer to your face can achieve inhale
appreciation exhale money bet it feel
good about yourself by talking to your
poor of friends on FaceTime and see them
laugh and smile almost as if they're in
the the room with you they on the other
hand will be looking at your soulless
Emoji as if you're some sort of NPC from
Skyrim or something stop right there
criminal scum nobody breaks the law on
my watch all right well I really better
get to the point cuz this thing only has
about 2 hours of battery in it so you're
probably a little confused as to what
this product is really any good for
especially since our marketing has been
a little bit evasive to say the least
such as for example we used to whole 23
words just to describe how we call the
thing with none of those words actually
being fan now that's impressive or just
have a look at our latest ad for the
thing that's 20 seconds of old movies
only 5 Seconds of actual product
followed by 13 seconds of black screen
oh I get it the battery did run out
whoops sorry about that the all new
Apple Vision Pro you might think we're
crazy for charging $3,500 for the base
model Until you realize we sold out what
the subscribe to D oh I just had a great
idea oh let me make a note I'll just put
this on here and plug that in the back
there okay virtual
keyboard g r e a t wow I'm glad I spent
3500 on this
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