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Summary

In this humorous conversation, friends discuss their recent trip to a New Orleans Saints Buccaneers game, share their frustrations with poor picture-taking skills, and debate their favorite NFL teams. They also make bets on upcoming games, discuss their favorite superheroes, and engage in playful banter about team mascots and colors.

Takeaways

• 🏈 The conversation revolves around a New Orleans Saints vs. Buccaneers game that the speakers attended.
• 📸 Tito had a good view of the game but was annoyed by the clapping of fans behind them and their attempts to take pictures.
• 🤳 There was a humorous situation where a fan offered to take a picture but ended up taking poor quality photos, leading to the speaker taking selfies instead.
• 🎉 The speakers discuss their favorite NFL teams, with one choosing the Dolphins based on their mascot and colors.
• 🤷‍♂️ There's a debate about the quality of the Dolphins' performance and a prediction about an upcoming game against the Bills.
• 🎲 A bet is made on the outcome of the Dolphins vs. Bills game, with the speakers expressing strong opinions on the outcome.
• 🤣 The conversation includes playful banter and jokes about the speakers' favorite teams and players.
• 🎉 There is a mention of Tom Brady's potential impact on the Dolphins and a personal anecdote about a bet related to him.
• 🏆 The speakers discuss the concept of favorite teams and how they choose them, with a focus on mascots, colors, and personal connections.
• 🎭 The conversation takes a humorous turn discussing superheroes and their abilities, with a debate on who would win in a fight between Batman and Superman.
• 🍹 The script ends with a light-hearted discussion about slushies and the speakers' favorite flavors.

Q & A

What event did the speaker and Tito attend last weekend?

They attended the New Orleans Saints vs. Buccaneers game.

What was Tito's experience with the view at the game?

Tito had a pretty good view of the game.

How did the speaker feel about the pictures taken by the New Orleans Saints fan?

The speaker was frustrated because the pictures were poorly taken, with one only capturing a quarter of his head.

What NFL team is Anthony a fan of, and why?

Anthony is a fan of the Miami Dolphins because he made a bet on them winning the Super Bowl after hearing a rumor that Tom Brady might sign with them.

What was the bet amount and potential winnings Anthony could receive if the Dolphins win the Super Bowl?

Anthony bet $200 in total: $100 on the Dolphins going to the Super Bowl and $100 on them winning it, with potential winnings of $10,000.

What is Poopy's favorite NFL team based on the script?

Poopy doesn't have a favorite NFL team and prefers to choose based on mascots and colors. Eventually, Poopy leans towards the Chiefs and the Dolphins.

What was the speaker's response to the poorly taken pictures?

The speaker took the phone away from the person who took the pictures and took a selfie instead.

How does the group decide on Poopy's favorite NFL team in the end?

After some discussion and playful coercion, Poopy ends up with multiple Dolphins hats and somewhat accepts the Dolphins as a favorite team.

What humorous debate occurs regarding the Dolphins and the Buffalo Bills?

The group humorously debates who would win between the Dolphins and the Buffalo Bills, comparing them to a fight between dolphins and Buffalo Bill from 'Silence of the Lambs'.

What superhero does Poopy say would win between Batman and Spider-Man, and why?

Poopy believes Batman would win because Batman has contingency plans for every member of the Justice League.

Outlines

00:00

🏈 Football Game Experience and Fan Interaction

The speaker recounts a recent trip to a New Orleans Saints vs. Buccaneers game with Tito. They describe Tito's obstructed view due to a rope and the annoying applause from fans behind them. The speaker also mentions a fan who took a poor photo of them and Tito, despite their reluctance. The conversation moves to the speaker's dislike for New Orleans and a discussion about favorite NFL teams, with a focus on the Dolphins and their mascot and colors. The speaker also humorously suggests that Anthony only likes the Dolphins because of a bet he made on them.

05:07

🐬 Dolphins Fanatics and NFL Team Preferences

The dialogue continues with a focus on Anthony's strong support for the Dolphins, influenced by a bet he placed on them. The speaker and Anthony discuss their favorite NFL teams, with Anthony revealing he likes teams based on their mascots and colors. They joke about the Dolphins' chances in the upcoming Super Bowl and the number of Dolphins hats Anthony owns. The conversation also touches on other teams like the Patriots, 49ers, and Seahawks, and ends with a humorous discussion about the Buffalo Bills' logo and their upcoming game against the Dolphins.

10:08

🍹 Slushies, Superheroes, and NFL Predictions

The conversation shifts to personal preferences, starting with slushies and the favorite flavors of the participants. They then discuss superheroes, with Spider-Man and Batman being the top choices, and debate who would win in a fight. The discussion evolves into a hypothetical battle between Superman, Thanos, and Star-Lord, humorously linking their abilities to music. The conversation returns to football, with predictions for the upcoming Dolphins vs. Bills game, and a bet is made on the outcome, with the Bills being favored to win.

15:08

🐬 Final Thoughts on Dolphins and Bills Game

The final paragraph wraps up the conversation with a humorous prediction of the Dolphins winning the upcoming game against the Bills, despite the Bills being the better team. The speaker and Anthony express their support for the Dolphins and make a light-hearted bet on the game's outcome. The paragraph ends with a playful argument about the Buffalo Bills' namesake and a comparison of the Dolphins to the character Buffalo Bill from 'Silence of the Lambs'.

Keywords

💡New Orleans

New Orleans is a city in Louisiana, known for its vibrant music scene and rich cultural history. In the video, it is mentioned as the location where the narrator and Tito attended a football game, which is a central event in the script.

💡Saints

The term 'Saints' refers to the New Orleans Saints, a professional American football team based in New Orleans. They are a key part of the video's narrative, as the narrator discusses attending a game involving this team.

💡Buccaneers

The 'Buccaneers' refers to the Tampa Bay Buccaneers, another professional American football team. They are mentioned in the context of the game that the narrator and Tito attended, making them relevant to the video's storyline.

💡Tito

Tito appears to be a companion of the narrator who attended the game together. His name is used to personalize the story and provide a point of view for the shared experience at the football game.

💡view

The 'view' in the script refers to the perspective or vantage point that Tito had at the game. It is a key element in setting the scene for the audience, illustrating the experience of watching the game.

💡picture

The concept of 'picture' is repeatedly mentioned in the script, indicating attempts to capture the moment at the game. It is a common activity at events, and in the video, it becomes a source of humor and frustration.

💡Dolphins

The 'Dolphins' refers to the Miami Dolphins, an NFL team. They are a central focus in the video as the narrator and others discuss their preferences for NFL teams, with the Dolphins being a favorite due to various reasons, including a bet.

💡favorite team

The phrase 'favorite team' is a recurring theme in the script, as different characters express their sports allegiances. It is a common topic among sports fans and is used to explore personal connections to teams.

💡mascots and colors

Mascots and colors are elements of team identity that are mentioned in the script. They are important for fans as they contribute to the visual identity and spirit of a sports team, influencing fan preferences.

💡bet

The term 'bet' is used in the context of gambling on sports outcomes, which is a significant part of the video's narrative. It shows how the characters engage with sports beyond just watching, adding a layer of personal investment.

💡Super Bowl

The 'Super Bowl' is the championship game of the NFL and is mentioned in the script in relation to bets and team preferences. It represents the pinnacle of achievement in American football and is a central topic in discussions about team success.

Highlights

Trip to New Orleans for the Saints Buccaneers game

Tito's obstructed view at the game

Fan interaction offering to take pictures

Picture-taking incident with a fan and Tom Brady

Disappointment with the quality of fan-taken pictures

Selfie taken after the game as a better alternative

Discussion about favorite NFL teams based on mascots and colors

Betting on the Dolphins to win the Super Bowl

Anthony's favorite team switch to Dolphins due to a bet

Debate over the best superhero: Batman vs. Spider-Man

The power of music as a theme in Guardians of the Galaxy

Superman vs. Thanos hypothetical battle discussion

Betting on the outcome of the upcoming Dolphins vs. Bills game

Misunderstanding about the Buffalo Bills' name origin

Humor about the Dolphins' chances against Buffalo Bill from Silence of the Lambs

Final predictions and banter about the Dolphins' game

Transcripts

all right Ruby I want to show you

something okay all right so last weekend

me and Tito went to the New Orleans

Saints Buccaneers game yes and I want

you to see Tito's seat okay okay so this

is uh the view That Tito had at the game

it's pretty good view yeah okay well let

me see

[Applause]

oh

right

you had to do that the whole game oh my

God yeah

[Applause]

or

do that

gonna speak though oh my God that's so

annoying this view so here's another

thing poopy there was these fans sitting

behind me these New Orleans Saints fans

and the guy's like you want me to get

your picture you want me to get your

picture and they were being [ __ ] and

I was like I don't want I didn't want my

picture taken okay but finally I was

like here because they want to take a

picture of me and Tito okay so like

because so Brady was like right in front

of us he's like I'll get a picture with

you you guys and Brady and

is the Rope covering no no this is his

picture oh whoa okay oh he took those

himself that's the yeah like these are

the pictures I think I offered to take

your picture and that's what he did uh

why what he's the worst at taking

pictures

ain't no way at least you got the Rope

you guys just went to the wrong game

let's go Dolphins yeah no so I I took I

took the phone away from him yeah of

course he said he had the balls to say

how they look and I looked at him I was

like what the [ __ ] I just stopped I just

I never turned around again the whole

game oh my god look you ungrateful [ __ ]

I was taking the pictures I was trying

my hardest look I have I actually give

it for you I was drunk but I actually

gave him F and that's how you were

paying me

[ __ ] Bucks fans that's sad no that's

it that's his picture taking ability

that I've healed

he could have taken his shoes off and

socks off and taken a better picture

with his feet no that he didn't even try

to take a good picture no that's the

thing he did that's he took the picture

I really I really wanted a picture of a

quarter of my head to commemorate today

I'll never forget what my left eye was

doing that day you should really post

those on your Instagram no I went to the

guy who thought these were good pictures

I mean that one's probably the most

decent because yeah you get something

but it's still I don't know what he was

I just super zoomed in he's like times

like tense zoomed in I don't know that

would make more sense look I took us

afterwards I took a selfie I was pissed

yeah another one I took a selfie it's

way better that's how you do it [ __ ]

I don't I don't know you should have

said let me take a picture of you and

then just taking a picture of someone

completely different

taking a picture of the sky I have no

idea what his attempt was at taking that

photo it makes me a little sad so I hate

New Orleans hey hey you know you know

who you wouldn't hate who

I was just looking down but yeah you

said it Anthony is the biggest Anthony's

the biggest dolphins fan hey what about

that game last week

poopy who's your favorite NFL team I

don't have one no you have to make a

decision right now

I'm not gonna go based on how good they

are at football I don't care I go based

on their mascot and their colors who's

your favorite team of wolves all the way

Chiefs yeah we gave uh the Dolphins a

charity player Oh tiger NFL hats that

I've owned I can't yeah I know you want

me to pick a dolphins down

all right close your eyes just give

yourself a good grab okay

you're gonna God damn it I know I know I

know you're gonna give me a dolphin tap

no no I would never do that okay that's

okay this is my favorite NFL team I

think this is the one haters maybe not a

NFL

you have to choose a team from the Super

Bowl the 49ers or the Chiefs

um um honestly I'd probably go over the

Chiefs okay go go go go again that's

lame I don't know anything about the

49ers what is this

[Applause]

you know it's a great question

welcome to the club brother

yeah go Dolphins hey let's go Dolphins

you want another Dolphin head this one

this one might look a little bit better

on your head yeah uh-huh

it's you know it was meant to be what

what teams were there to choose from oh

no

[Laughter]

you could have been the Patriots you

could have you could have been Camaro

the San Francisco's yeah yeah there's a

lot of patriots the patriots oh you

could have been Titans the Dolphins you

could have been them I could have been

the Perry platypuses

see the colors the poopy

[ __ ] which one you feeling uh honestly

that one's kind of cool yeah Dolphins

fan boobs it looks like you got signed

by them and they're trying to find you

yeah

who's your favorite team uh Jesus Christ

[Laughter]

you could have been the Bahamas

you could have been the Patriots the

Bulls the Mickeys the Patriots the

Dolphins I know you have so many

dolphins

he's a dolphins fan that has that many

hats I want to explain why Anthony's

favorite team is the Dolphins okay so

guys I'm explaining to you so

uh when Tom Brady retired we had heard a

rumor that Tom Brady was going to come

out of retirement and sign with the

dolphins and so Anthony took it a little

too seriously and how much did you bet

on the Dolphins to win the Super Bowl a

hundred dollars from the go to the Super

Bowl and then another 100 for him to win

the Super Bowl how much will you win if

that wins 10 G

I got a hat for every win

okay that means they're gonna go uh uh

one two three four five and five and

twelve every touchdown should I make a

wild card bro I had a hat for every

touchdown in the Super Bowl oh there's

four five

so so guys he literally only likes the

Dolphins because he made this bet on

them

and now I told him it has to be his

favorite team and I love it who's your

favorite player on the Dolphins I want

you to name five players

all right name four of us and hold on

can you say two way who else no no no no

the two one who else you watched the

game last night

high tower who's that I don't know you

know the Nickelback

you know we got uh you know Brady

we almost had break on all right poopy

so are you happy with your Dolphins pick

no you could have been the Seahawks

would you rather be the Seahawks I'd

rather be the Seahawks they chose come

on yeah but their colors are cooler and

they're they're cooler than this so guys

I want to let you guys know that they

both actually like the Ravens I like

their mascot and their colors probably

the best you know so so you're you're

Chiefs Dolphins Seahawks sure Jesus

Christ wait wait wait wait wait wait

wait wait wait

oh what is this

so I like any team that's Brady on it

and other than that like the Cowboys but

they'll never win anything that means he

likes the ball almost had Brady I would

have had to go for the Dolphins if he

would assign a break that's why there's

so many dolphins hats in here

I don't know why preemptive chili is a

dolphins fan that's why she has all

those but she also likes the 49ers so I

don't I'm just thinking by my choice of

The Wiggles

wait wait or would you like the Broncos

no no no I feel like you're hung like a

horse no I mean yes but no I'm not hey

hey that's confirmed that's good you

just confirmed it yeah big schlong Long

Dong poops

picking poops and poops

not packing two people

not Rippy balls boobs long slew Pub lube

and poop and dude wow

okay we've been lubing on a tubing all

right there's a lot of props I have to

get to make that happen yeah slippery

day what's your nationality like Cuban

Portuguese that's almost Cuban food sure

well what are you drinking uh well have

a slushie an extra slush and he's like

hey William I was like I can't turn I

was pretty slushy it tastes so much

better when it's free is this flashy

blue

I don't know it looks like jeffy's

vacuum bro

oh I'm getting back flashbacks what's

your favorite kind of slushie uh I got a

blue flavor

yeah whatever the blue raspberry

whatever well let's talk about let's

talk about slushies real quick yeah

because you remember what's the Commando

one um oh yeah Red Rage Berry commander

and Berry Commander yeah at a gas

station near you oh man Red Rage Berry

commander and what was the blue one

okay poopy favorite superhero uh

Spider-Man favorite superhero probably

Batman who would win

Batman probably Batman no Spider-Man

Batman has a contingency plan for every

single person in the Justice League

Jesus Christ

who's your favorite Star-Lord who the

hell is that Peter Quill Guardians of

the Galaxy what is that what

I've been to Batman that's who it is

the power of music what did you say

could be music

all right let's talk about this will

told me the other day that if it was

Superman vs Thanos that tell he said

tell me the movie wouldn't be 30 seconds

Infinity War would have been just like

that so using will same logic oh he

would Thanos versus Star-Lord

Thanos flaps right now hear me out

Superman he's a normal human man who has

guns and rocket boots that's all he is

that's it what's the music have to do

with him he just listens to me he

answers like a bad [ __ ] and that's why

he's the best now who can beat Superman

poopy uh doomsday Batman Okay Batman no

if Batman can beat Superman and Superman

that's true yeah if he knows his mom

he's beat him in a lot of comics and a

lot of like cartoons and animations so

we're gonna go with that honestly so if

Batman can beat Superman Superman can

beat Thanos and Thanos can beat Star

Lord as long as their moms have the same

name it doesn't matter exactly then who

can beat the Dolphins no I mean that's

just we we don't even need The Infinity

Gauntlet right okay okay Jesus Christ

can beat the Dolphins yeah all right

Anthony real quick Beth what is all the

Dolphins gonna beat the bills this

weekend easily the score is gonna be

35

to 14. damn

hell no two was throwing eight

interceptions you guys are getting no

point George pointers getting three

picks to get this last Sunday almost

5.78 almost 500 passes

it's gonna be his only season in the NFL

hear what you said because I don't I

don't actually understand the language

of bums who was winning two of games

this year I'm giving you that one all

right let's make a bet then all right

let's pick a bet okay who's gonna win

this Sunday you're saying the Dolphins

bills bills okay all right well we

betting I bet your left nut

the clap all right all right 50 bucks

each all right 50 bucks each bucks each

yes sir reasonable all right guys you

see on camera 50 bucks bill I mean I'm

going with you bills are good sir 100

yeah

I want you to go to a game be the only

person making that noise yeah we'll be

like

wait my question is I really don't know

so it's the Buffalo Bills but their

logos their city which is a buffalo

what's a bill yeah what's Buffalo Bill

uh he was the serial killer in Silence

of the Lambs is that who they are yeah

they're named after the serial killer so

what's the logo belt I don't know they

just thought it was cool so who wins in

a fight a serial killer named Bill or a

dolphin yeah Buffalo Bills versus the

Dolphins

Silence of the Lambs versus adults the

Dolphins are out of the water wait wait

okay okay the game is in Miami

which means he's in the water they're

actually on a football field no no no no

if it's if it's Bill okay that's not

fair because the dolphin would die if

it's Bill versus the Dolphins

Dolphins more than one and they're

coming to our old Buffalo Bills right so

it's a bunch of clones of that guy from

that movie but they're in the water

because they're coming to our hometown

they're playing on our field that's fair

so they're in the water

Harpoon guns though we will literally

grab your feet and drag you under we'll

be blowing up and you'll be doing spins

make the answer the Dolphins would kill

Buffalo Bill from Silence of the Lambs

but if we're on Turf on land I mean

they're Dolphins they can't really do a

lot yeah you're not making sense you

lose by default I mean you make no Sammy

so it's their Turf so it's our turf like

the Buffalo Bills were contending for

the super are you gonna argue with poops

I'm arguing with this is this is I've

never done a poopy this is the poopy

you're gonna argue with poopy logic

leave

the Bet's Off Leaf all right booby

that's not uh-huh so you're set who wins

who wins this weekend bills or Dolphins

realistically from what I understand the

bills are probably a better team but I

don't know so I'm gonna say the Dolphins

just because of my stupid reasoning so

what me and Logan versus you too yeah

you bet uh yeah yeah yeah so we're

together we're against you guys okay

because you're being Jesus always Jesus

always wins man yeah I know well

actually all right poopy say go Dolphins

uh go Dolphins I guess

you said that in Dolphins

oh yeah we're gonna win no matter what

or what I mean this is a given come on

forget about it

the Buffalo billions by a million