Clueless White Guy SHOCKS Squeex by Speaking Perfect Hindi

Summary

In this lively transcript, two friends discuss their streaming plans and a potential trip to India, where they joke about cultural experiences and learning Hindi phrases. They also debate about the popularity of Indian viewers and the possibility of becoming big streamers by tapping into the South Asian audience. The conversation is filled with humor, banter about language barriers, and speculations about the gaming scene in India, highlighting the game 'PUBG Mobile' as particularly popular.

Takeaways

• 🎥 The speakers are discussing their streaming schedules and plans for the month of August.
• 🌏 One of the speakers was traveling in France and expresses a desire to visit India with the other speaker.
• 📈 They believe that by going to India, they could potentially increase their viewer base, especially among the Indian audience.
• 🗣️ There is a playful conversation about learning Hindi and the importance of language and cultural understanding when traveling.
• 🤔 The speakers debate about the pronunciation and meaning of certain Hindi words, indicating a learning curve for the language.
• 🍽️ They joke about the potential challenges of adjusting to Indian cuisine and the authenticity of their experience.
• 🎮 There is a discussion about the popularity of video games in India, with 'PUBG Mobile' mentioned as a particularly big game.
• 🎬 The speakers plan to watch Indian movies to prepare for their trip and to engage with the culture more deeply.
• 🎉 They express excitement about the potential growth of their streaming channels after their trip to India.
• 🤣 There are several humorous exchanges throughout the script, including jokes about language barriers and cultural misunderstandings.
• 🎁 The mention of a sponsorship by Epic Games for a 'Fall Guys' gaming session indicates a business aspect to their streaming.

Q & A

What is the plan for the month of August regarding streaming?

The plan is to go live every day in the month of August.

Why was there no streaming last month?

The reason for not streaming last month was due to traveling.

What was the destination of the recent travel mentioned in the script?

The recent travel destination mentioned was France, specifically Paris.

What is the conversation about regarding visiting India?

The conversation involves a genuine interest in visiting India together and experiencing the culture.

What is the joke about being mistaken for Tom Cruise in India?

The joke is that because people in India might not know the streamer, they might mistake him for Tom Cruise due to his popularity.

What is the significance of the phrase 'main aindi nah' in the script?

The phrase 'main aindi nah' is an attempt to say 'I don't speak Hindi' in Hindi, but it sounds like a spell due to incorrect pronunciation.

Why does the script mention learning Hindi?

Learning Hindi is mentioned as a way to better communicate and immerse in the Indian culture during the planned trip.

What is the misunderstanding about the word 'cryia' in the script?

The misunderstanding is that 'cryia' was thought to be 'please' in Hindi, but it is not a real Hindi word.

What is the discussion about the biggest game in India?

The discussion suggests that the biggest game in India is likely 'PUBG Mobile' due to the prevalence of mobile gaming.

What is the plan for the streams after returning from India?

The plan is to capitalize on the South Asian boom, potentially becoming the biggest streamers in the world by catering to the Indian audience.

What is the joke about Mr. Beast speaking Hindi?

The joke is that Mr. Beast could instantly gain a massive following in India if he started speaking Hindi and had his videos dubbed in English.

Outlines

00:00

🌏 Travel Plans and Cultural Exchange

The conversation begins with a discussion about the speaker's streaming schedule and their recent travels. They mention a trip to France and express a desire to visit India with the other speaker, who is also interested in the idea. They joke about being mistaken for celebrities in India and discuss the cultural differences, including language barriers and the potential for misunderstandings. The speakers also talk about learning Hindi and the importance of language in connecting with an audience, highlighting the growing presence of Indian viewers in their streams.

05:02

🎮 Gaming and Cultural Misunderstandings

In this paragraph, the speakers delve into gaming culture, specifically in India, and the importance of mobile gaming, which is more prevalent than PC gaming. They mention 'PUBG Mobile' as a particularly popular game. The conversation also touches on potential cultural faux pas, such as mispronouncing or misunderstanding local phrases, which could lead to humorous or even hostile reactions. The speakers also speculate about the future of streaming, suggesting that catering to a South Asian audience could significantly boost their popularity.

10:04

🎉 Sponsorship and Future Streaming Ambitions

The final paragraph discusses a sponsorship from Epic Games for a 'Fall Guys' gaming session. The speakers express gratitude for the sponsorship and mention a new game mode called 'The Knockout.' They also joke about the potential for their streams to become very popular after a hypothetical trip to India, suggesting that they might become some of the biggest streamers in the world. The conversation ends on a light-hearted note, with the speakers looking forward to future opportunities in streaming and gaming.

Keywords

💡Stream

A 'stream' in the context of this video script refers to a live broadcast on a platform, typically done by content creators for their audience. It is a central theme as the script discusses the frequency of streaming and the creators' plans for their live sessions. For example, one of the speakers mentions 'I will be done with this stream in an hour, and 30 minutes' and 'going live every day in the month of August'.

💡Traveling

In the script, 'traveling' is mentioned as the reason for not streaming in the previous month. It is a personal activity that one of the speakers was engaged in, which affected their streaming schedule. The term is used to explain the absence from their usual streaming routine, as seen when one says, 'I was just traveling dude I was traveling.'

💡Namaskar

Namaskar is a traditional Indian greeting that translates to a respectful form of 'hello' or 'I bow to you.' In the script, it is used to acknowledge the presence of Indian viewers and to show cultural respect. The term is used in the context of greeting the Indian audience, as one speaker says, 'hey kall High to my Indian viewers out there I'm offended you're trying to say, K and I know it's a bit late and I know it's a bit late so namaskar namaskar.'

💡Hindi

Hindi is one of the official languages of India, and in the script, it is discussed as a language that the speakers are learning or attempting to speak. The language is a key concept as it relates to the cultural exchange and the speakers' efforts to connect with their Indian audience. For instance, one speaker mentions 'I've been taking Hindi lessons' and attempts to speak in Hindi.

💡Accent

The term 'accent' in the script refers to the distinct way of pronouncing words characteristic of a particular country or region. It is discussed in the context of language learning and cultural authenticity. The speakers playfully explore the idea of speaking English with a Hindi accent, as seen when one says, 'can you speak Hindi with a Hindi accent.'

💡Chai

Chai is a word borrowed from Hindi and refers to tea, specifically the Indian spiced tea. In the script, it is mentioned as an example of something the speakers might order in India, indicating a desire to experience local culture. The term is used to illustrate the speakers' interest in Indian customs, as one says, 'oh I want some um chai, cuz chai means tea in Hindi.'

💡Dub

In the context of the script, 'dub' refers to the process of replacing the original audio of a video with a different language, often used for localization. The term is humorously used to suggest that a popular content creator should speak in Hindi with English dubbing for their videos to appeal to the Indian audience. It is mentioned when one speaker says, 'Mr Beast needs to do a full, pivot... he just speaks in Hindi and you have to click the dub for English.'

💡Butter Chicken

Butter Chicken is a popular Indian dish known for its rich and creamy tomato-based sauce. In the script, it is humorously mispronounced as 'mango Lucy' instead of 'butter chicken,' indicating a cultural misunderstanding or a language barrier. The term is used to highlight the importance of accurate language use when trying to engage with a different culture, as seen when one speaker jokes, 'you're going to get killed garlic na if you go up to some sweet Indian lady at this thing and say, can I get some mango, Lucy.'

💡Pubg Mobile

PUBG Mobile, which stands for PlayerUnknown's Battlegrounds Mobile, is a popular battle royale video game. In the script, it is mentioned as the biggest game in India, indicating its popularity and cultural significance. The term is used to discuss the gaming preferences of the Indian audience, as one speaker says, 'the biggest game in it's probably, chess... no, it is it's pubg mobile.'

💡Fall Guys

Fall Guys is a popular online multiplayer party game known for its fun and chaotic gameplay. In the script, it is mentioned as a game that the speakers are playing, and it is sponsored by Epic Games. The term is used to discuss the game's new game mode called 'The Knockout,' as one speaker says, 'we're playing the new game mode if you guys don't know about it it's The Knockout, Fall Guys.'

Highlights

The plan to stream every day in the month of August.

Previous month's absence due to traveling.

Desire to visit France and meet the streamer's mom.

Joking about the possibility of being mistaken for Tom Cruise in India.

Engagement with Indian viewers through chat interaction.

Taking Hindi lessons to prepare for a potential trip to India.

Discussion about cultural differences and language barriers.

Humor about the challenges of speaking Hindi with an American accent.

Misunderstandings and corrections of Hindi phrases.

The idea of experiencing authentic Indian culture and food.

Concerns about adapting to Indian cuisine and potential stomach issues.

Debates on the popularity of English in India.

Speculations on the biggest video game in India, revealing it to be PUBG Mobile.

Discussion about the potential growth of their streaming channels after visiting India.

The idea of Mr. Beast pivoting to Hindi to expand his audience.

Sponsorship acknowledgment for the Fall Guys game session.

Introduction of a new game mode in Fall Guys called 'The Knockout'.

Transcripts

moshim MOS what's up man what's up bro I

will be done with this stream in an hour

and 30 minutes why cuz I'm going live

every day in the month of August oh is

that why you didn't stream at all last

month uh no I was just traveling dude I

was traveling Terry oh yeah you went to

French par beautiful gay par I want to

go I want to meet your mom uh chill

right no what what do you mean by that

like I want to I think your mom would

fall in love with me and we could yeah

go on Dat subtle subtle no we should go

to India leads to another let's go to

India I actually really want to go to

India with you genuinely let's do it I

could the culture I'm not gonna get

killed people are gonna take pictures

with you L and they're gonna think

you're like Tom Cruz wait why because

they don't they don't know you there no

no I I definitely have a lot of Indian

viewers not don't even think a single

one hey press one in chat if you're

Indian okay one in chat in my chat I

have Indian viewers we both have I might

have I definitely have more Indian

viewers than you 100% no I don't think

so hey kall High to my Indian viewers

out

there I'm offended you're trying to say

K and I know it's a bit late and I know

it's a bit late so namaskar namaskar are

you taking like language lessons yeah

I'm get at it I'm going to be the

translator for us no no I've been taking

Hindi lessons I got a phrase for you to

say go ahead you should be like uh main

aindi nah

Bol why does it sound like you're like

casting a spell I don't even know what

that I just know certain words it sounds

like simlish no yeah it does uh that

means I don't speak Hindi well that's

for you you can you wait say it again

say it again yeah yeah you want me to

say my good accent again should I try an

accent maybe yeah go ahead can you well

no no I don't want to be like are you

asking for a pass I'm no I can you give

me what the accent sounds like so accent

no no no like a h like speak Hindi with

a Hindi accent I don't want you to speak

English with a ACC accent is so funny

that's how you sound like an authentic

Brown it's just like the most nice way

to say okay let me give you an example

can I give you an example so it's like

when you speak Japanese if you simply

say English words but with a Japanese

accent you are more easily understood

right same same works with French and I

assume same same works with Hindi sure

so you want me to sound like a real BR

like a Indian brown person yeah give me

like that authentic authentic experience

okay so I say like namaste

okay

okay I mean I still have an American

accent but that's that's like that's

pretty close kahal high no so you're

trying to say kahal which means like how

are you yeah yeah okay I kind of had a

good say so like in Hindi there's vowels

that are like that don't exist in

English so like there's no English word

for C or G but in Hindi there's no G

sound in Engish forget about it C oh G

but it's like like K go go no so so

go

H H he

he that's good you're Brown

congratulations hey to you how to okay

don't say it all n how are you to you

you know nam mascar nam mascar dude now

when you go to like get coffee you're

going to be like oh I want some um chai

cuz chai means tea in Hindi oh you don't

even say wait how do you say chai tea

there's no chai tea chai is tea like

that's why it's so funny cuz if you say

chai te you're just saying Titi can I

have a Titi please does that mean the

same thing too no it does not do people

speak English in India yeah they do most

of them so like I was in France right

and I was I was like at a coffee shop

and I was like excuse my excuse you in

Cafe and then they'd be like yes what do

you

want and I was like you're American ACC

[ __ ] did you hear me I didn't speak

English yeah you wanted the true

experience yeah they'd be like

oh I was there for a week but anyway me

and you guys squeaks lwig 2025 India

stream we're going to go from New Deli

down to shanka we'll do food tier lists

we'll walk around weend theast amount of

Mone and authentic dude you know your

stomach is going to be so [ __ ] no you

have a more of a white boy stomach than

I do dude you don't realize how much how

you got white boy tum me yeah you have

white boy tum that's true I can't even

argue yesterday I had a two slices of

pizza I feel like all you eat half the

time is like [ __ ] sweet greens or

like you know like little salad place I

go to the same salad every day I [ __ ]

my [ __ ] up I feel like 13 Michelob

Ultras I is like worse you know it's

good prep I'm saying no for Indian food

what should I eat like you can't even

have water you're not going to be able

to authentic I know authentic Indian no

you don't mango Lucy it's not Lucy

butter chicken you're going to get

killed garlic na if you go up to some

sweet Indian lady at this thing and say

can I get some mango

Lucy you're going to get killed the old

lady going to kill trouble the old

lady's gonna kill me if I do that yes

she'll whistle over somebody and they'll

kill you that

that also like that has to be racist by

the way how's that what's racist about

it just that that you just instantly get

killed with you're in India you you if

you say Lucy I think you would deserve

it too honestly cryia i' would be like

I'd be like mango Lucy cryia what is

cryia it's please in Hindi cryia yeah

cryia cryia damn no it's not yeah it is

cryia I've never heard CIA that's not a

real word no it's not you know I was

born in India you were born in India

yeah I was born in Mumbai then you

should know what b ladaka means Bila

you're saying it so wrong

billya bil KIA KIA is please and billya

is uh [ __ ] boy billya Billy laka Billy

Loa yeah you're Billy laka straight up

wait is this Hindi yeah no it's not yeah

it is you're just making [ __ ] up I'm not

making [ __ ] up I went to Google

Translate you think Google doesn't know

wait I need to hear this word Billy

Locka what are you typing in Google

Translate [ __ ] boy in

English I actually don't know how to say

[ __ ] in Hindi shocker don't know how to

say Lura L okay so Lura that's how you

say it boy that's boy Lura that's what I

said now you're saying

laka it's not even close I changed it I

flipped up that was the first time I was

I was warming up Billy Lura click the

click the translation button it'll help

you I did I clicked it what does that

mean is Billy [ __ ] I don't know I must

be so they're hearing Billy Billy like

the Chinese website and they're freaking

out like yo let's go here I don't know

oh cat it's just cat oh Billy Billy is

cat oh my god of course no you're

actually doing the most like

embarrassing second generation [ __ ] I've

ever seen you know I'm first generation

it's Billy you can't say Billy you're

doing the thing where you hear the word

and then you repeat it

almost you're saying it wrong I'm going

I'm going Billy and you're going oh

Billy you're going Billy it's not Billy

it's Billy it's Billy we're saying the

same thing no we're say it say it say it

say it say it Billy bil Billy Billy no

you're going Billy you say just say it

after I say Billy Billy wait what Billy

it's BH yeah

Billy it's Billy any no am I crazy like

if you heard someone say Billy laka you

would think like I would I would

literally hear that go oh he did

not be you're your stomach you're going

to have like the most uncontrol like you

have no idea what you're in for

I haven't been to India in so long I

used to go every

year oh wow so like 12 years ago or

something like 13 years ago maybe 14

years ago yeah we'll watch Indian movies

to get ready 15 years ago or something

oh yeah my favorite

song God

what I love that

song it's a banger why can't I default

song ever it's a banger dude

don't I supposed to be I'm supposed to

be gagged by woke because I like tanuk

tanuk here we go it's tunuk tunuk like

you sound like it's like Tanuki Mario is

what you're saying I'll send you some

real [ __ ] we'll watch a movie together

yeah let's watch it let's watch it let's

watch the Indian version of uh Virgin

Suicides yeah well I'm I actually still

haven't seen that yeah we have to watch

that too let's watch it in Hindi with

Hindi dub there's no Hindi dub for the

[ __ ] no there's not Sophia Copa she gets

dubbed in Hindi for she's got a

outrageous Hindi base but here's the

thing L when we come back from India our

streams are going to be so big do you

realize cuz so many Indian people we're

going to be like the biggest streamers

in the world so you're going to have to

learn Hindi I'm telling you that South

Asian boom is going to be crazy dude

that's what Mr Beast needs to do a full

pivot it's not even his videos are

dubbed in h he just speaks in Hindi and

you have to click the dub for English

now that's what it's going to be that I

mean he he would he would he would go to

600 mil tomorrow yeah they don't give a

[ __ ] about the lotteries over there I

tell you what they don't give a [ __ ]

about Mr Beast over there I bet he's

huge over there in India he's giant

really yeah you know what the biggest

game is in India L if I had to guess the

biggest game in it's probably

chess you're so annoying they're really

good okay yeah I guess that's true but

like what like the biggest video game

you [ __ ]

okay what do you think the biggest video

game I don't like [ __ ] free fire or

some [ __ ] no guess again okay it's not

Call of Duty it's not fortnite uh oh

like Five Nights at Freddy's no Nob you

it is it's pubg mobile wow yeah it's

like the biggest game cuz mobile is so

ahead of like PC like mobile came out

before a computer basically on this Fall

Guys game but we're not going to be a

team sure uh thank you very much to epic

games for sponsoring this Fall Guys

session lying you're lying it's one hour

chill I got my boys you serious we're

playing the new game mode if you guys

don't know about it it's The Knockout

Fall Guys is this a bit no it's a bit

imagine though oh thank God