I watched Borderlands so you don't have to.

Summary

The video script reviews the film 'Borderlands,' criticizing its lack of compelling character development and narrative depth. Despite featuring strong actors like Kate Blanchett and Kevin Hart, the movie fails to engage due to one-dimensional characters and a weak plot. The humor is deemed childish, and the action sequences lack impact, making the film a disappointing adaptation that doesn't satisfy fans or newcomers.

Takeaways

• 🎮 The script discusses the film adaptation of 'Borderlands', a video game known for its player-driven narrative and world exploration.
• 🚫 The reviewer finds the film adaptation to be disappointing, particularly due to its lack of character depth and narrative engagement.
• 🎭 Kate Blanchett's portrayal of Lilith is criticized for being one-dimensional and unlikable, lacking the complexity of characters like Ripley or Sarah Connor.
• 🤔 The script mentions a common issue with modern 'strong female characters', where they are tough and independent but lack any vulnerability or personal connections.
• 😅 Kevin Hart's casting as Roland is seen as odd, as his comedic style doesn't mesh well with the character's dry humor from the game.
• 👧 The character of Tiny Tina, played by Iron Greenblatt, is noted for being one-note but performed well, despite not showing any fear or sadness.
• 🔮 The film's plot revolves around the search for a vault on Pandora, with various characters having their own motivations and agendas.
• 🤖 Claptrap, voiced by Jack Black, is described as obnoxious but fitting the character's role from the game, despite the reviewer's personal dislike.
• 🚗 The action sequences are described as long and unexciting, with a lack of consequences or stakes, making them feel safe and even childish.
• 🎆 The climax of the film involves Lilith discovering her own special abilities and opening the vault, which leads to a visually impressive but narratively unsatisfying conclusion.
• 🚫 The reviewer does not recommend the film 'Borderlands', suggesting it will not satisfy fans of the game or engage newcomers due to its lack of compelling character development and narrative.

Q & A

What is the general consensus on the film 'Borderlands' according to the script?

The script suggests that the film 'Borderlands' is broadly considered to be one of the worst films of all time, with some people even doubting its existence due to its lack of appeal.

What is the main criticism of the character Lilith as portrayed in the film?

The main criticism of Lilith is that she is unlikable and one-dimensional, with her only character trait being that she doesn't take nonsense, but lacks any depth or emotional complexity.

What issue does the script raise with the portrayal of female characters in the film?

The script raises the issue that the portrayal of female characters, such as Lilith, is overly simplistic, focusing solely on their 'badass' nature without giving them any wants, needs, or relationships that make them relatable or investable.

How does the script describe the character of Roland in the film?

Roland is described as a one-note character, with a casting choice of Kevin Hart that feels out of place since he doesn't bring the humor expected from him, making the character less effective.

What is the role of Tiny Tina in the film?

Tiny Tina is a character who is rescued by Roland and is portrayed as one-dimensional, lacking any real depth or emotional range throughout the film.

What is the main issue with the action scenes in the film according to the script?

The main issue with the action scenes is that they are long and supposedly exciting, but they lack any real consequences, such as injuries or deaths, making them feel safe and less impactful.

What is the script's take on the humor in the film?

The script criticizes the humor in the film as being childish and not well-executed, with jokes often falling flat or feeling out of place.

What role does the character Claptrap play in the film?

Claptrap, played by Jack Black, is a character that is programmed to wait for Lilith and helps her find Tiny Tina, but is also criticized for being obnoxious and lacking depth.

What is the significance of the vault in the film's plot?

The vault is significant as it is believed to contain valuable items from a previous race, and everyone is trying to find and open it to become rich, which is a central part of the film's plot.

How does the script describe the character development in the film?

The script describes the character development as lacking, with characters not showing any significant growth or change throughout the film, making it difficult for the audience to invest in them.

What is the final verdict of the script on the film 'Borderlands'?

The script's final verdict is that the film 'Borderlands' is not recommended for viewing, as it fails to please fans due to its differences from the original material and lacks compelling character development for a general audience.