Hitler’s Nephew Sticks It to His Uncle - Drunk History

Comedy Central
1 Dec 201905:44

Summary

TLDRThe video humorously recounts the story of William 'Willy' Hitler, the nephew of Adolf Hitler. Born in Liverpool, Willy sought favor from his infamous uncle, only to be rejected by him. Disillusioned, Willy left Germany, traveled to the U.S. in 1939, and exposed his uncle's plans during lectures. During World War II, he joined the U.S. Navy to fight against Hitler, earning a Purple Heart after being injured. Eventually, Willy changed his name to distance himself from the Hitler legacy, and his descendants reportedly chose not to continue the family line.

Takeaways

  • 📜 William Hitler was born in Liverpool, England, and had an unusual connection to Adolf Hitler.
  • 👨‍👦 William's father introduced him to his uncle, Adolf Hitler, in Berlin in 1930.
  • 📸 Adolf Hitler was initially kind to William, taking a photo with him and signing it.
  • 👨‍💼 William sought a high-ranking position in Hitler's regime but was snubbed and left waiting for two months.
  • 😡 William became extremely frustrated and decided to distance himself from his uncle.
  • ✈️ In 1939, William went to the U.S. and began a lecture tour, warning Americans about his uncle's intentions.
  • 🇺🇸 William met with President Franklin D. Roosevelt and eventually joined the U.S. Navy to fight against Nazi Germany.
  • ⚓ During his time in the Navy, William served as a paramedic and was honorably discharged after being injured.
  • 🎖 William received a Purple Heart for his service in World War II.
  • 👨‍💼 After the war, William changed his name to Patrick Stuart-Houston to sever ties with the Hitler surname, and his family vowed to not continue the Hitler legacy.

Q & A

  • Who is the main subject of the story in the script?

    -The main subject of the story is William 'Willy' Hitler, the nephew of Adolf Hitler.

  • Where does William Hitler's story begin?

    -William Hitler's story begins in Liverpool, England, where he lived as a young man before being invited by his father to meet his uncle, Adolf Hitler, in Berlin.

  • How did William Hitler feel when he first met his uncle, Adolf Hitler?

    -William Hitler was initially impressed and awed by his uncle, thinking of him as someone with a 'big position' and being 'dope.'

  • What was William Hitler's main goal after moving to Germany?

    -William Hitler wanted a high-ranking position in Adolf Hitler's socialist party, believing that his connection to his uncle would help him achieve that.

  • What was Adolf Hitler's response when William asked for a job?

    -Adolf Hitler rejected William's request for a job, dismissing him by saying, 'I didn’t get this chancellor job for the family,' and refusing to help him.

  • How did William Hitler react after being rejected by his uncle?

    -William was angry and disappointed, feeling both 'mat' (a level beyond mad) and disrespected. He eventually decided to move to the United States to distance himself from his uncle.

  • What did William Hitler do when he arrived in the United States in 1939?

    -William Hitler went on a lecture tour, where he spoke out against his uncle Adolf Hitler, warning people about his uncle's racist views and plans for world domination.

  • How did William Hitler contribute to the U.S. war effort during World War II?

    -William Hitler joined the U.S. Navy as a paramedic during World War II, serving for three years and earning a Purple Heart after being injured by shrapnel.

  • What did William Hitler do after his military service?

    -After being honorably discharged from the Navy, William changed his name to Patrick Stuart-Houston to distance himself from the Hitler surname.

  • What is the legacy of William Hitler's family?

    -William Hitler’s sons reportedly vowed never to have children, possibly as a way to end the Hitler bloodline. Though they deny this, none of them have had children, suggesting that William Hitler may have had the last laugh.

Outlines

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😱 Introduction to Willy Hitler

The script introduces Willy Hitler, nephew of Adolf Hitler, and recounts his early life in Liverpool. In 1930, Willy's father encourages him to meet his uncle in Berlin. Willy is impressed by Adolf's position as the head of the Nazi party before World War II and desires a high-ranking position in the party. He moves to Germany, expecting special treatment due to his familial connection, but is disappointed when he is not immediately granted a position. After waiting for two months, Willy becomes frustrated and confronts his uncle, who is dismissive and uninterested in helping him. Willy is left feeling disrespected and insulted.

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🌟 Willy's Transformation and Service

Feeling betrayed, Willy moves to the United States in 1939 and starts a lecture tour, revealing his uncle Adolf's racist views and plans for invasion. Initially met with skepticism, his warnings are later validated by the outbreak of World War II. Willy then expresses a desire to fight for the U.S. and meets with President Franklin Delano Roosevelt, convincing him of his loyalty. He joins the Navy, undergoes rigorous training, and serves as a paramedic during the war. After being injured by shrapnel, he is honorably discharged and awarded a Purple Heart for his service. Willy decides to change his name to Patrick Stuart-Houston to distance himself from the Hitler name, and it is rumored that his sons have vowed not to pass on the Hitler name to future generations.

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Keywords

💡William Hitler

William Hitler, also known as Willy Hitler, was Adolf Hitler's nephew. The video focuses on his life, particularly his complex relationship with his infamous uncle and his eventual decision to reject Hitler's ideology. William’s interactions with his uncle and his journey from admiration to rejection of Nazi ideals are central to the video's narrative.

💡Adolf Hitler

Adolf Hitler, the infamous leader of Nazi Germany, is a key figure in the story as William's uncle. The video mentions his influence on William and highlights his refusal to give William a position in the Nazi regime, which leads to William's disillusionment. This relationship is a central conflict in the script.

💡Chancellery

The Chancellery refers to the official residence and workplace of Adolf Hitler during his time as Chancellor of Germany. It is where William goes to meet his uncle, hoping for a high-ranking position in the Nazi party. This location symbolizes the power and authority of Hitler, contrasting with William's rejection.

💡Nazi Party

The Nazi Party, officially the National Socialist German Workers' Party, was led by Adolf Hitler. William initially sought a position within the party, but after being rejected by his uncle, he chose to expose its racist and violent agenda. The Nazi Party represents the ideology that William later opposes.

💡United States

The United States plays a significant role in William's journey. After being rejected by his uncle, William moves to the U.S. and embarks on a lecture tour exposing Adolf Hitler's plans. Eventually, he joins the U.S. Navy to fight against his uncle's regime, symbolizing his complete rejection of the Nazi ideology.

💡Franklin Delano Roosevelt

Franklin Delano Roosevelt (FDR), the U.S. President during World War II, is a key figure in the video as William pleads to him to be allowed to fight against Nazi Germany. FDR's decision to accept William's service in the Navy is significant in his transformation from 'Baby Hitler' to a soldier for the Allies.

💡Lecture tour

William Hitler's lecture tour in the U.S. is crucial as it marks his public denouncement of his uncle. During these lectures, he exposes Adolf Hitler's racist ideology and expansionist goals. This tour signifies William's personal rebellion against his uncle and his decision to fight for the Allies.

💡Navy

William joins the U.S. Navy during World War II to fight against Nazi Germany. His enlistment symbolizes his transformation from a relative of the Nazi leader to an active combatant against the regime. This change is central to his personal redemption and distance from his uncle's legacy.

💡Purple Heart

The Purple Heart is a military decoration awarded to William after he is wounded in action. This honor represents William's sacrifice and solidifies his rejection of Adolf Hitler's legacy. It is a poignant moment in the narrative, emphasizing his commitment to fighting for justice and freedom.

💡Patrick Stuart-Houston

Patrick Stuart-Houston is the name William Hitler adopts to distance himself from his family's legacy. This name change marks the final step in his rejection of Adolf Hitler and the Nazi ideology, symbolizing his desire to sever all ties with the Hitler surname and its associated infamy.

Highlights

Introduction of Lyric Lewis and topic of Willy Hitler, Adolf Hitler's nephew.

Willy Hitler's early life in Liverpool and his initial introduction to his uncle, Adolf Hitler.

Willy's initial admiration for his uncle, viewing him as a powerful figure, and his desire for a high-ranking position in the Nazi party.

Willy moves to Germany and expects a prominent role, but Hitler does not support him, causing Willy to feel insulted and 'mat' (beyond mad).

Lyric Lewis explains 'mat,' meaning beyond mad and feeling disrespected.

Willy confronts Adolf Hitler in a tense meeting where Hitler dismisses him, leading Willy to leave frustrated.

Willy decides to act and heads to the United States in 1939 to give a lecture tour revealing his uncle's racist plans for global invasion.

Despite skepticism, Willy gains attention for his claims against his uncle as World War II escalates.

Willy approaches Franklin Delano Roosevelt to express his desire to fight for the U.S., distancing himself from the Hitler family.

FDR accepts Willy's pledge, and Willy joins the U.S. Navy, training hard to fight against his uncle's regime.

During the war, Willy serves as a paramedic in the Navy, helping wounded soldiers amid chaotic battles.

Willy is honorably discharged after being injured by shrapnel, marking the end of his military career.

Willy receives a Purple Heart for his service, and the U.S. honors him as more than just 'a baby Hitler,' but a hero.

Willy changes his name to Patrick Stuart-Houston to disassociate from the Hitler surname.

Willy's sons reportedly vow never to pass on the Hitler name, leaving a lasting legacy of distancing themselves from Adolf Hitler.

Transcripts

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Hello, my name is--

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Hello, my name is Lyric Lewis, and tonight we're gonna

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talk about Willy Hitler, the nephew of Adolf Hitler.

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Hmm.

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[belches]

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Oh, excuse me.

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So our story begins in Liverpool, England.

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William Hitler is living his young life,

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and in 1930, his father was like,

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"Yo, come and meet your uncle."

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So they go to the chancellery in Berlin,

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and Willy is like, "What, what, what?

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This is my uncle?" His uncle is the head

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of the Nazi party, which, side note,

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this is before World War II.

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Hitler was like, "Yo, let's take a picture together,

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then I'm gonna autograph it."

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So they took a picture, and he had a big position,

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and he looked up to him, and he was just like,

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"Wow, my uncle's dope as [bleep]."

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And Willy's like, "You know what?

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I want a high-ranking position in my uncle's socialist party."

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And so he moves to Germany.

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It's very romantic in Germany and actually a good time.

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Everybody was German, eating schnitzel.

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Willy was like, "Hey, everybody,

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"my name is Willy Hitler, Adolf Hitler's my uncle.

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He's gonna hook me up."

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So he bust in the chancellery,

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he burst in, and his secretary's like,

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"Oh, pump all of your brakes.

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You know Hitler don't [bleep] with you like that."

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So he waits. He doesn't wait a day,

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not a week, he doesn't even wait three weeks.

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He waits two mother[bleep] months.

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So Willy Hitler was like "I'm mat."

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- Mat, what does that word mean?

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- Mat means, like, you're not even,

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you're not mad.

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You're not M-A-D. When you're "mat,"

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you're beyond the point of mad, and you're like mad

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and insulted. You're disrespected.

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- Got ya. - [chuckles]

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But anyways, he goes into his office.

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Hitler was just looking at his goddamn maps.

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Hitler was like, "Mm, mm,

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my maps of everywhere I want to go."

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And Adolf Hitler in his hand has a horsing whipping whip.

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He's doing it at his toes.

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[mimics whip cracking]

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Adolf was like, "I'm so sorry that you have to work

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for your goddamn money."

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[mimics whip cracking]

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"I didn't get this chancellor job for the family, so, no."

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[mimics whip cracking]

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♪ ♪

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So Willy left that meeting, and Willy was like,

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"Hell to the no."

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Willy was pissed.

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Milly was piss--

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Mat, then pissed. - [laughs]

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- And he decided that he wanted to do something about it,

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so buckle your seat belt. [chuckles]

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But, no, really, buckle your seat belt.

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So William goes to the United States in 1939

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and decided to do, like, a lecture tour.

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And he spilled all the beans.

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He's saying, like, "Yo, my uncle's, like,

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super racist." He's saying, "My uncles want

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"to invade your countries and take over

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and do horrible things when he invades."

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But people were like, "Yeah, well, okay,

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okay, we'll believe it when we see it, Willy."

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And then because of World War II,

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he was like, "Yo, I want to fight for the U.S."

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So he goes to meet with Franklin Delano Roosevelt.

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And he was very impassioned.

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And he was like, "I know that I'm, like, one person,"

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but he was like, "I can fight for the greater cause of many."

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And he's like, "I know I'm, like, one little baby Hitler,

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"like, I'm, like, technically a Hitler," but he's like,

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"I don't [bleep] with the Hitlers like that."

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And FDR was like, "All right, if he says he don't

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"[bleep] with Hitler, like, we can't chastise

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the man for his name."

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And so Willy, he gets accepted to the Navy, and then

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he goes into basic training.

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He--he trains night and day.

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By day, he's running through tires,

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climbing over ropes, underneath mud,

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and he's like "Yeah, I can't wait to [bleep] see

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my uncle's face and then shoot his mustache off."

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- [chuckles] - [mimics gunfire]

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He said--hold up. [belches]

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Excuse me, he did not burp. [belches]

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[grunts]

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Ooh, it's wavy.

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So Willy's on the ship. They're at war.

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Big explosions all around.

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He's a paramedic.

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He's throwing aspirin in people's mouth.

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They're catching it.

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Holding their wounds, giving them little shots.

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So he's in the Navy for three years.

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So, all of a sudden, people are shooting.

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It's like... [mimics gunfire]

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And then he--wait-- and then...

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Now, all of a sudden, there's a big explosion,

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and he's hit with a piece of shrapnel.

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He was like, "I'm out of the Navy."

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So Hitler... - [chuckles]

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- Baby Hitler, he-- - Baby Hitler?

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Now we're going "baby"?

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- Okay, so moving on. - [chuckles]

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- So they honorably discharged him,

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and America was like, "You know what?

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"You're not just a baby Hitler. You a G.

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You like an OG," and they were like,

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"We're gonna give you a Purple Heart

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because you earned this shit."

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What? Okay, and then--

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and then, he was like, "I'm gonna change my name

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"to Patrick Stuart-Houston to get away

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from the Hitler surname once and for all."

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Boom.

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Boom, in your face, Hitler.

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And his sons, rumor have it, they vowed to never pass on

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the Hitler name.

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They deny it, but they've never had kids, so...

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I think at the end of the day, Willy Hitler got the last laugh.

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Ha ha ha.

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