i still love you | Stand Up Comedy by Madhur Virli

Madhur Virli

21 Dec 202215:58

Summary

TLDRThe script is a humorous monologue filled with self-deprecating jokes and anecdotes about relationships, breakups, and awkward situations. The speaker shares personal experiences with an ex, offering comical advice on how to hurt an ex emotionally, making light of toxic behaviors and misunderstandings in relationships. There's an emphasis on awkward intimacy, living arrangements with a partner, and the hilarity of everyday relationship dynamics. The humor leans on exaggerated scenarios, relatable frustrations, and occasional crude language, all delivered in a casual, conversational style.

Takeaways

😅 The speaker humorously discusses the importance of not following their ex after a breakup.
🎶 There's a mention of a song playing in the background, indicating the speaker's fondness for music.
🏃 The speaker talks about the idea of running away from their problems, suggesting a need for emotional escape.
📞 They mention calling their ex and crying, which reveals a deep emotional connection and vulnerability.
💔 The speaker expresses a sense of betrayal and hurt, indicating past relationship issues.
🤔 They reflect on their expectations versus reality in a past relationship, showing a desire for honesty and authenticity.
🏠 The speaker talks about living together and the sexual aspect of relationships, pointing to a complex view of intimacy.
🚫 There's a strong message about blocking people who react negatively to their story, showing a need for support and positivity.
😡 The speaker gets angry at the end, expressing frustration with people who don't understand their feelings.
🎉 They mention organizing events and creating a fun atmosphere, indicating a desire to bring joy to others.

Q & A

What is the main concern the speaker expresses about their ex?
-The speaker expresses concern about the ex's behavior after a breakup, suggesting that the ex should not follow them and that the ex has been sharing stories about them.
What does the speaker mention about the ex's story involving 'Every Seven Years'?
-The speaker mentions that the ex shared a story that claimed 'Every Seven Years Your Body Replaces Itself With New Cells', which seems to be a metaphor for change or renewal.
What advice does the speaker give about dealing with an ex?
-The speaker advises not to call the ex, to avoid acting drunk or pretending to be drunk, and to avoid crying on the phone.
What is the speaker's opinion on the ex's behavior in the relationship?
-The speaker feels that the ex was not living up to expectations and that the ex was not as 'sexy' as they had hoped, comparing the ex to a motherly figure.
What does the speaker suggest about the ex's intentions with other people?
-The speaker suggests that the ex is seeking attention and validation from others, as evidenced by the ex's desire for the speaker to block people who react to their stories.
What is the speaker's view on the ex's listening skills?
-The speaker views the ex as a good listener, as indicated by the ex's ability to engage in conversations and provide feedback.
What does the speaker mention about the ex's behavior during a 10-minute window?
-The speaker mentions that the ex would engage in playful behavior, such as sliding and laughing, during a 10-minute window, suggesting a light-hearted interaction.
What does the speaker reveal about the ex's attitude towards their stories?
-The speaker reveals that the ex would encourage them to block people who reacted to their stories, indicating a negative attitude towards those interactions.
What does the speaker describe as the ex's approach to dealing with problems?
-The speaker describes the ex's approach as trying to create opportunities to avoid confrontation, such as creating opertunities to avoid discussing issues.
What does the speaker mention about the ex's English speaking skills?
-The speaker mentions that the ex's English speaking skills were not very strong, as the ex would struggle to say certain words and would use phrases like 'I deserve all the happiness in this world'.
What is the speaker's opinion on the ex's treatment after a job?
-The speaker feels that the ex's treatment was the worst, as they mention not being able to talk about it due to its unfriendly nature.

Outlines

00:00

😔 Emotional Struggles After a Breakup

The speaker discusses the emotional aftermath of a breakup and the difficulty of moving on. They mention that they should have never followed their ex, as their ex had a significant impact on them. The ex gave them a story about how every seven years of your body's cells are replaced with new ones, symbolizing a fresh start. The speaker humorously talks about how they would call their ex and pretend to be drunk to get a reaction, revealing their ex's caring side. They reflect on their past relationship, which was sexual but lacked emotional connection. They also mention how their ex was playful and fun, but the relationship was not fulfilling. The speaker decides to block everyone who reacted positively to their ex's story, showing their protective side towards their friends.

05:03

😅 The Irony of Social Media and Relationships

The speaker humorously talks about how they create Facebook events to avoid their ex and the absurdity of it. They mention that their ex would not let them watch pornographic videos, which they found ironic since their ex was very open about their sexual experiences. The speaker also shares a story about how their ex asked about their day, and they described it in a very exaggerated manner, including their work and personal life. They reflect on how their ex's lack of reaction to their stories made them feel unappreciated. The speaker also discusses how they tried to understand their ex's perspective but found it difficult due to language barriers and cultural differences.

10:11

😞 The Complexity of Personal Growth and Relationships

The speaker shares their realization that they have changed a lot in a year and a half, and how their ex has not been supportive of their personal growth. They mention how their ex created opportunities to avoid them, which they found hurtful. The speaker talks about a time when their ex invited them to watch a performance, which they found confusing and awkward. They also discuss how their ex's treatment of them made them feel unappreciated and undervalued. The speaker humorously describes how their ex's behavior in the bathroom after a breakup was strange and how it made them feel. They also share a story about how their ex interrupted a sexual encounter to express their love, which they found inappropriate and confusing.

15:12

😌 Finding Closure and Moving Forward

The speaker concludes their story by expressing that they have registered their feelings and have decided to let go of their past relationship. They humorously say that they do not deserve to be treated poorly and that they deserve love. The speaker ends on a positive note, thanking the audience for listening and expressing their love for them. They also include some playful audio effects to lighten the mood.

Mindmap

Keywords

💡Breakup

A breakup refers to the end of a romantic relationship. In the video, the speaker frequently references their breakup, expressing lingering feelings and recounting emotional moments after the relationship ended. The speaker uses humor to discuss the pain and awkwardness of post-breakup interactions, such as seeing an ex’s social media posts.

💡Toxicity

Toxicity refers to harmful behaviors or attitudes in a relationship. The speaker reflects on past toxic relationships, sharing examples of how interactions with their ex became unhealthy, particularly around jealousy, control, and emotional manipulation. The speaker highlights moments of conflict and passive-aggressive behavior, using humor to mask the negativity.

💡Living relationship

A living relationship refers to a cohabiting romantic relationship without marriage. The speaker compares their current live-in situation with past expectations, realizing that living together doesn't always meet their fantasy of continuous intimacy. The speaker humorously contrasts mundane everyday life with the romanticized ideas they had before moving in together.

💡Sexual expectations

Sexual expectations refer to the assumptions one might have regarding sexual activity within a relationship. The speaker humorously discusses how their sexual expectations were not met in their live-in relationship, highlighting the discrepancy between reality and fantasy, especially when everyday domestic life took over the imagined constant intimacy.

💡Social media

Social media plays a key role in the narrative, particularly in how post-breakup interactions unfold. The speaker recounts checking their ex’s social media posts and feeling that some content might have been directed at them, leading to over-analysis and emotional distress. It symbolizes how digital interactions continue to affect emotions even after a breakup.

💡Jealousy

Jealousy is a recurring theme where the speaker discusses how they and their ex-partner reacted to each other’s social interactions, especially with people of the opposite gender. The speaker humorously narrates incidents where they tried to control or express jealousy over social media reactions and interactions involving their ex.

💡Mental peace

Mental peace refers to a state of emotional calm and stability. The speaker humorously explains that many actions, like arguments or exaggerated reactions, are done in pursuit of mental peace. They highlight how relationships, especially toxic ones, can disturb mental peace, leading to constant conflict and frustration.

💡Makeup

Makeup is used in the video as a symbol of effort and appearance in relationships. The speaker describes humorous situations where their partner spent hours on makeup, only for the speaker to fail to appreciate it properly. This reflects the tension between personal effort and the lack of recognition in relationships.

💡Dirty talk

Dirty talk refers to sexualized or intimate conversation, which the speaker refers to while discussing the awkwardness they felt when their partner tried engaging in it. The speaker reflects on the discomfort and humor around these interactions, particularly in how they struggle to respond appropriately in such moments.

💡Emotional manipulation

Emotional manipulation is a tactic where one person controls or influences another's emotions for their own benefit. The speaker discusses how their ex tried to create opportunities for conflict, subtly manipulating situations to get reactions. This showcases an unhealthy dynamic in their relationship, where manipulation was used to provoke emotions.

Highlights

The speaker humorously advises against following your ex on social media after a breakup, as it can lead to unnecessary emotional turmoil.

A comedic suggestion is made to call your ex while pretending to be drunk and crying, only to reveal that it was all an act, playing on the ex's emotions.

The speaker shares a funny story about being in a live-in relationship, expecting it to be full of sexual activities but comparing it to living with his mother due to the lack of intimacy.

A humorous situation is described where the speaker's girlfriend insists on blocking all his female friends who react to his stories, highlighting possessiveness in relationships.

The speaker amusingly recounts how his girlfriend, despite taking hours to apply makeup, still expects compliments, which leads to awkward situations.

A story is shared where the speaker's girlfriend insists on watching porn together, which leads to an uncomfortable and humorous misunderstanding.

The speaker jokes about his girlfriend creating unnecessary opportunities for fights, suggesting she enjoys the drama.

A funny moment is recounted where the speaker is doing stand-up comedy, and his girlfriend becomes angry after realizing he was talking about their personal life.

The speaker humorously describes how his girlfriend tries to initiate dirty talk but ends up making it awkward, leading to a failed attempt at intimacy.

A comical anecdote is shared about a sexual experience where the speaker's girlfriend asks him to stop being rough and to 'make love' instead, causing confusion and laughter.

The speaker shares a humorous encounter where his girlfriend gets upset over a stand-up routine he performed, showcasing the tension between personal life and comedy.

The speaker amusingly describes a moment where he realizes his girlfriend is watching him watch porn, creating an awkward situation.

A funny observation is made about how men use their 'free 10 minutes' for mental peace, often leading to bizarre and funny actions.

The speaker talks about the awkwardness of being in a live-in relationship and how it didn't meet his expectations, comparing it humorously to living with his mother.

The speaker ends with a humorous note on how saying 'I love you' in the middle of an argument can abruptly end the fight, emphasizing the power of these words in relationships.