Trump makes first in-studio ‘Gutfeld!’ appearance
Summary
TLDRIn this lively segment, Greg apologizes for canceling a cooking segment and instead introduces Donald Trump as the guest. Trump discusses his experiences, including an assassination attempt and how the Secret Service handled it. The conversation delves into serious topics like mortality, the media's portrayal of him, and his debates, while also maintaining a humorous tone with jokes about golf, women being heroines, and past events. Greg and Trump share personal anecdotes, mixing humor with reflections on life, politics, and leadership.
Takeaways
- 🎤 Greg apologizes for not airing a cooking segment and introduces special guests for the night.
- 🤰 Greg humorously introduces author Kat, comedian Tyrus, and Emily Compagno, noting her pregnancy.
- 🏌️ Donald Trump talks about his recent golf game, joking about the dangers of the sport.
- 🔫 Trump recounts an incident where his Secret Service team stopped an assassination attempt.
- 👩✈️ Trump praises a heroic woman who helped apprehend a suspect by taking photos of his license plate.
- 🙃 Greg jokes about Trump's casual attitude toward assassination attempts, comparing it to getting his pants caught on a doorknob.
- 🙏 Trump reflects on his experiences and talks about his increased thoughts about God and mortality.
- 🗞️ Both Greg and Trump criticize the media, calling it dishonest and corrupt, particularly regarding how it reports on Trump's events.
- 🎙️ Trump recounts a debate experience where he felt unfairly treated but was later proven right by crime statistics.
- 🥊 Trump talks about his love for fighting sports and the difficulties of being a professional fighter, sharing his admiration for figures like Mike Tyson.
Q & A
Who was originally scheduled to appear in the cooking segment?
-Mr. Do See was scheduled to appear in the cooking segment but it was canceled.
What book does Greg mention the audience can still get for free?
-Greg mentions that the audience can still get Mr. Do See's book 'Cooking with Crisco' for free.
Who are the guests introduced by Greg in the segment?
-The guests introduced by Greg include Emily Compagno, Tyrus, and former President Donald J. Trump.
What joke does Greg make about Trump’s golf game?
-Greg jokes that golf is dangerous, especially if people are playing with Trump.
What story does Trump share about a recent assassination attempt?
-Trump shares a story about how the Secret Service spotted a shooter with a gun through the bushes and handled the situation quickly, preventing an assassination attempt.
What does Trump say about the role of the media in framing him?
-Trump says the media is extremely dishonest and corrupt, often blaming him for events and misrepresenting the facts.
How does Trump describe his thoughts on mortality and God?
-Trump states that he doesn't think much about mortality, but he does think more about God, especially after surviving assassination attempts.
How does Trump humorously explain how Greg saw his ear after an injury?
-Trump explains that he carefully took off the bandages and showed Greg his ear, and Greg humorously wanted to touch it but refrained, fearing he'd be tackled.
What does Trump say about the media’s reaction to his debates?
-Trump says that after debates, even when he performs well, the media still portrays him negatively and focuses on false narratives.
What does Greg say about the media’s treatment of Trump following assassination attempts?
-Greg mentions that despite the seriousness of assassination attempts, the media still blames Trump and downplays the events, failing to recognize their own role in stirring controversy.
Outlines
🎤 Apology and Guest Introduction
Greg opens by apologizing to the audience for canceling a cooking segment featuring 'Cooking with Crisco,' but assures viewers they can still get the book. He then introduces the night's guests with humorous remarks: Emily Compagno, Tyrus, and former President Donald Trump. Greg kicks off the conversation by asking Trump about his golf game.
🏌️♂️ Trump's Reaction to Danger
Trump shares that he hasn’t been thinking much about golf lately, emphasizing how dangerous the job of being president can be. Greg makes a joke about golf, referencing an assassination attempt, which Trump responds to by praising the Secret Service for their quick action in stopping the shooter. The conversation humorously reflects on the incident and the skill of the agents.
😇 Faith and Danger
The conversation turns to Trump's reflections on his presidency, near-death experiences, and faith. Trump talks about how being president is one of the most dangerous jobs, comparing it to high-risk professions like racecar driving and bull riding. He expresses his belief that a higher power has protected him, eliciting applause from the audience.
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Keywords
💡Donald Trump
💡Secret Service
💡Assassination attempt
💡Kamala Harris
💡Media bias
💡Golf
💡God
💡Humor
💡Political debates
💡Presidential danger
Highlights
Greg apologizes to the audience for not airing a cooking segment, promoting 'Cooking with Crisco' by Mr. Do See.
Trump praises the Secret Service for their exceptional work in thwarting an assassination attempt, highlighting their quick reaction in spotting a gun.
Greg jokes about the dangers of playing golf with Trump and references using a golf club to take down an attacker.
Trump emphasizes the danger of being president, noting it as one of the most dangerous jobs due to assassination risks.
Trump shares the story of a woman helping to apprehend the shooter by taking photos of his license plate, calling her a heroine.
Greg humorously remarks that Trump stays calm in life-threatening situations, while he gets frustrated by smaller inconveniences.
Trump reflects on the dangers of being president, comparing it to risky professions like racecar driving and bull riding.
Trump discusses how his faith in God has grown after surviving multiple assassination attempts, crediting divine intervention.
Trump shares a personal story about showing Greg an injury on his ear after an attack, expressing trust in Greg to verify it.
Trump claims the media consistently misrepresents him, citing an example where crime statistics proved him right after a debate.
Trump reflects on his debate performances, expressing frustration with biased media coverage and claiming success despite criticism.
Greg jokes about the absurdity of the media blaming Trump for events beyond his control, despite being the target of violence.
Trump recalls fond memories of attending Mike Tyson fights, highlighting his admiration for fighters and their resilience.
Trump criticizes the media for their coverage of his opponents, claiming they are unfairly praised despite poor debate performances.
Trump closes with a reflection on how he would have handled the debate differently, wishing he had been more aggressive with the moderators.
Transcripts
>> Greg: ALL RIGHT.
FIRST OF ALL, I WOULD LIKE TO
APOLOGIZE TO TONIGHT'S AUDIENCE
AND THE VIEWERS AT HOME WE WILL
NOT BE AIRING A COOKING SEGMENT
TONIGHT.
WE APOLOGIZE TO MR. DO SEE BUT
YOU WILL STILL BE ABLE TO GET
HIS NEW BOOK COOKING WITH CRISCO
FOR FREE.
INSTEAD WE HAVE A VERY SPECIAL
SHOW TONIGHT, LET'S WELCOME OUR
GUESTS, SHE IS STILL QUITE
HUMOUROUS WITH A FETUS IN HER
UTERUS.
"NEW YORK TIMES" BEST-SELLING
AUTHOR OR -- AUTHOR KAT.
SHE IS FROM SAN FRANCISCO BUT
SHE WILL APPRECIATE INDOOR
PLUMBING, EMILY COMPAGNO!
"NEW YORK TIMES" BEST-SELLING
AUTHOR AND COMEDIAN TYRUS!
AND HE LOVES DIET COKE, BUT
HATES THE WOKE.
CHOOSING THIS INSANITY OVER SEAN
"HANNITY".
LET'S CRANK IT UP TO 11 FOR
PRESIDENT 45 AND 47.
THE 44th PRESIDENT OF THE
UNITED STATES DONALD J TRUMP!
[APPLAUSE]
THERE YOU GO.
SO, HOW WAS YOUR GOLF GAME?
>> Mr. Trump: I HAVE NOT BEEN
THINKING ABOUT IT TOO MUCH
LATELY.
THEY ALWAYS SAY GOLF IS A VERY
DANGEROUS GAME.
>> Greg: IT REALLY IS
ESPECIALLY IF THEY ARE PLAYING
WITH YOU.
THAT WAS A MEAN JOKE.
STUDIO, IF THEY HAD TOLD YOU
THAT THE SHOOTER WAS THERE,
WOULD YOU HAVE TRIED TO TAKE HIM
OUT WITH YOUR THREE WOOD?
A.
>> Mr. Trump: I THINK SO.
ACTUALLY, THE SECRET SERVICE DID
A GREAT JOB.
THEY SAW THE BARREL OF A GUN, A
BIG GUN, AND IT CAME OUT THROUGH
THE BUSHES, AND HOW MANY PEOPLE
WOULD SEE THAT?
VERY EXCEPTIONAL TO HAVE DONE
THAT.
WE HAVE BEEN GOING THROUGH A LOT
OF IT WE ARE GETTING VERY GOOD
AT IT BUT I DO NOT WANT TO SAY
THAT TOO LOUDLY BECAUSE WE DO
NOT WANT TO BRING ANY JINXES
ALONG.
>> AT LEAST HE COULD HAVE YELLED
FOUR!
>> Greg: THIS IS NOT A GOOD
THING TO HAVE PRACTICE THAT.
YOU ARE GETTING REALLY GOOD
STOPPING ASSASSINATIONS OF
DONALD TRUMP.
I WANT TO ASK YOU, KAMALA HARRIS
AND THE PRESIDENT, JOE BIDEN, IF
HE IS STILL PRESIDENT WE DO NOT
KNOW, THEY CALL YOU AFTER YOU
GOT SHOT AT TO WISH YOU WELL, TO
SAY ALL OF THESE NICE THINGS.
WHAT THEY ARE THE SAME PEOPLE
THAT MOMENTS BEFORE SO YOU ARE A
THREAT TO DEMOCRACY, AN
EXISTENTIAL THREAT, WORSE THAN
HITLER.
DOES NOT MEAN THAT EVERYTHING
THEY SAY IS FULL OF?
>> Mr. Trump: OF THE SHOOTER'S
ONE IS DEAD AND THE OTHER ONE IS
IN PRISON, IT WAS REALLY GREAT
WORK BY SECRET SERVICE.
AND THE WOMAN SAW SOMEBODY
RUNNING FOR THE CAR BECAUSE HE
WAS CAUGHT AND THE
SECRET SERVICE AGENT STARTED
SHOOTING AT HIM, THEY DID NOT DO
ANY TALKING THEY JUST SAW THE
BARREL OF THE GUN AND STARTED
SHOOTING.
THAT IS AMAZING.
SO THIS MAN IS RUNNING TO THE
CAR AND THE WOMEN, THE WOMAN
OF COURSE, IT IS ALWAYS A WOMAN,
RIGHT?
[APPLAUSE]
>> Mr. Trump: THINK ABOUT
THAT, HOW SMART, WHO WOULD DO
THIS?
SHE SEES SOMEBODY RUNNING AND
SHE DID NOT LIKE THE WAY THAT HE
LOOKED, HE LOOKED VERY
SUSPICIOUS, AND FOLLOWED HIM,
RIGHT BEHIND HIM AND STARTED
TAKING PICTURES OF THE LICENSE
PLATE.
WHO WOULD DO THAT?
>> Greg: A KAREN?
>> Mr. Trump: AND SENT THE
PICTURE TO THE SHERIFF, A GREAT
SHERIFF, AND SENT THE PICTURES
TO THE SHERIFF'S OFFICE.
THEY GOT HIM IN A HIGH SPEED
CHASE DOWN THE HIGHWAY.
WHO WOULD DO THAT?
THEY SAID OUT OF A THOUSAND
INCIDENTS WITH THAT EVER
HAPPENED.
THEY SAID VERY RARELY.
SHE IS VERY MUCH A HEROINE.
[APPLAUSE]
>> Greg: IT BLOWS MY MIND HOW
YOU TAKE THESE EVENTS SO, NOT
LIGHTLY, BUT ALMOST CASUALLY, I
GET MORE ANGRY WHEN MY PANT
POCKET GETS CAUGHT ON A
DOORKNOB.
I GET MORE ANGRY ABOUT THAT THEN
YOU GET ANGRY ABOUT GETTING SHOT
AT.
HOW DO YOU PROCESS THAT?
>> Mr. Trump: NUMBER 1 I DON'T
HAVE A CHOICE.
WHAT AM I GOING TO DO?
IT WAS INTERESTING, I WAS
THINKING A LOT ABOUT IT OVER THE
LAST PERIOD OF TIME SINCE BUTLER
AND BEING PRESIDENT IS A VERY
DANGEROUS JOB.
BECAUSE IT WITH THE RACE CAR
DRIVER THAT IS A DANGEROUS DRUG.
ONE-TENTH OF 1% DIE.
WITH A BULL RIDER, I THINK BULL
RIDING LOOKS PRETTY SCARY,
RIGHT?
A LITTLE BIT MORE THAN THAT
DIED.
WITH THE PRESIDENT, WHAT IS IT?
6% OR 7%?
IT IS THE MOST DANGEROUS
PROFESSION IT IS.
IF YOU WANT TO BE PRESIDENT, I
HAVE A LOT OF FRIENDS WHO WANTED
TO RUN, THEY ARE THINKING ABOUT
MAYBE NOT DOING IT.
HERE IS THE GOOD THING, IT IS
ALWAYS A CONSEQUENCE SO
PRESIDENT THAT GETS A SHOT.
FORTUNATELY SO FAR I HAVE BEEN
VERY LUCKY, SOMETHING GREATER
THAN ALL OF US.
>> Greg: VERY NICE.
[APPLAUSE]
>> Mr. Trump: SOMETHING IS UP
THERE, SOMEONE IS UP THERE MAYBE
WATCHING FOR US.
>> I THINK HE IS VOTING FOR YOU.
>> Greg: IT IS FUNNY I ALWAYS
THOUGHT THE MOST DANGEROUS JOB
WAS FEEDING "THE VIEW".
YOU BRING UP GOD AND YOU HAVE
ALMOST BEEN KILLED TWICE, DO YOU
THINK MORE ABOUT YOUR OWN
MORTALITY AND WHAT HAPPENS AFTER
YOU MOVE ON?
>> Mr. Trump: NOT ABOUT
MORTALITY BUT I DO THINK MORE
ABOUT GOD BECAUSE, OKAY,, BUTLER
WAS REALLY, THE GREATEST OF ALL
MIRACLES ARE.
IF I AM NOT LOOKING, I MEAN A
FULL TURN EXACTLY 90 DEGREES, I
WOULD NOT BE HERE RIGHT NOW.
YOUR RATINGS WOULD BE A LITTLE
BIT LOWER, PERHAPS.
WE HAVE TO TELL THE STORY OF HOW
WE FIRST MET.
THE RATINGS?
REMEMBER THAT?
ONE THAT YOU JUST PLAY THAT.
I JUST THINK ABOUT THAT BECAUSE
IT WAS BASICALLY AN IMMIGRATION
CHART, WE HAD THE LOWEST NUMBERS
THAT WE HAVE EVER HAD AN
IMMIGRATION.
AND THEY VERY RARELY USE IT,
MAYBE 15, 20 PERCENT, ALWAYS ON
MY LEFT, AND I WAS AT THE END OF
A SPEECH.
SO NOW I SAY BRING DOWN THE
CHART, RIGHT IT AT THE VERY
BEGINNING, ALMOST LIKE THE FIRST
SENTENCE OF THE SPEECH, BRING
DOWN THE CHART BECAUSE
IMMIGRATION IS SUCH A BIG THING
NOW WITH OUR COUNTRY BEING
BASICALLY TAKEN OVER BY
VENEZUELA.
I SO BRING DOWN THE CHART, AND
THE CHART DROPS DOWN, AND I GO
LOOK AT THOSE NUMBERS.
AND I LOOK OVER TO THE RIGHT AND
I KNEW SOMETHING WAS DEFINITELY
WRONG.
IT WAS A MESS.
I TOUCHED THAT AND I SAID THAT
WAS UNUSUAL.
>> Greg: REMEMBER WHEN YOU
SHOW THAT TO ME?
YOU SHOWED IT TO ME AND SAID I
KNOW PEOPLE ARE NOT GOING TO
BELIEVE THEIRS SO GUTFELD, TAKE
A LOOK AT MY EAR.
>> Mr. Trump: THAT IS RIGHT WE
MET AT THE CONVENTION AND I SAID
WHOM I GOING TO SHOW IT TO?
THEY WILL SAY IT DID NOT EXIST.
AND THE ACTUALLY HAVE SUCH
CONFIDENCE IN THEM AND HE IS A
VERY SPECIAL GUY, TALENTED GUY,
GREAT GUY, AND I SAID IF I AM
GOING TO SHOW IT LETS DO IT WITH
GUTFELD.
[APPLAUSE]
>> THAT IS AMAZING.
HOW DID YOU GET HIM TO SEE THE
TOP OF YOUR EAR?
[LAUGHTER]
>> Mr. Trump: I SAT AND NOT
LOW CHAIR.
BUT I TOOK THE BANDAGES OFF VERY
CAREFULLY, AND I SHOWED HIM AND
HE SAID IT IS NASTY.
>> Greg: YES.
I KIND OF WANTED TO TOUCH IT BUT
I KNEW I WOULD HAVE BEEN
TACKLED.
I WOULD HAVE ENJOYED IT.
BUT IT IS INTERESTING TO SEE THE
RESPONSE TO THE SECOND ATTEMPT.
EVERY TIME YOU ARE UNDER A
BIGGER THREAT, THE MEDIA STILL
BLAMES YOU EVEN MORE.
>> Mr. Trump: YES.
>> Greg: ALMOST AS IF THEY DO
NOT SEE THEIR OWN ROLE IN THIS,
IF YOU JUST BASICALLY ACCEPTED
THIS IS A FACT?
>> Mr. Trump: I THINK SO, THE
MEDIA IS EXTREMELY DISHONEST.
EXTREMELY CORRUPT, ACTUALLY.
I WALKED OFF THE DEBATE AND THEY
SAID I AM THE GOATS AND DEBATES
BECAUSE I HAVE A LOT OF DEBATES
AND I BECAME PRESIDENT, AND THE
GOAT MEANS GREATEST OF ALL TIME.
WHAT A GREAT THING.
AND I WALKED OFF THAT STAGE AND
I THOUGHT I HAD THE BEST DEBATE.
I WAS BARELY UNFAIRLY TREATED BY
THE ANCHOR, I AM NOT FANS OF
THOSE GUYS ANYMORE.
AND HIS HAIR WAS BETTER FIVE
YEARS AGO.
[LAUGHTER]
>> Mr. Trump: THAT HAPPENS.
THAT HAPPENS WITH THE JOB.
>> I MEAN WHO AMONG US.
>> Mr. Trump: BUT THEY CAME AT
ME ON EVERYTHING THAT CRY.
I SAID THAT CRIME IS RAMPANT, HE
SAID CRIME IS DOWN, I SAID CRIME
IS DOWN?
WITHOUT EVEN KNOWING, AND I WAS
RIGHT, THE FOLLOWING DAY, THE
DOJ ANNOUNCED NUMBERS, I DON'T
KNOW WHO IT WAS IN THE DOJ, BUT
SOMEBODY OVER THERE LIKES ME,
THAT CRIME IS UP 45 PERCENT,
MURDERERS UP.
NUMBERS LIKE YOU WOULD NOT EVEN
BELIEVE.
AND ANYBODY WOULD KNOW THAT
WITHOUT THE INNOCENT CHARGE BUT
IT TURNED OUT TO BE A FALSE
ATTACK.
THEY ATTACKED THE BLOODBATH THAT
WAS REFERRING TO THE OTHER ONE.
CHARLOTTESVILLE WAS TOTALLY
DEBUNKED BY EVERYBODY INCLUDING
LAURA, LAURA DID A WHOLE SHOW ON
IT HOW IT IS SO RIDICULOUS.
>> Greg: IT EVEN SNOWED THAT
DAY.
>> Mr. Trump: THAT IS RIGHT.
BUT THEY DID NOT CORRECT OR
ONCE, AND THEY CORRECTED ME
EVERYTHING I SAID PRACTICALLY.
I THINK NINE TIMES, OR 11 TIMES,
AND THE AUDIENCE WAS ABSOLUTELY,
THEY ARE NOT CRAZY.
AND THE REAL, I WALKED OFF AND I
SAID THAT WAS A GREAT DEBATE.
I LOVED IT.
YOU HAVE A LOT OF PEOPLE
WATCHING, I GUESS WE HAD
75 MILLION PEOPLE WATCHING,
SOMETHING LIKE THAT.
YOU HAVE TO DO WELL, YOU CAN'T
DO BADLY.
FOR INSTANCE BIDEN DID NOT DO SO
WELL IN THE PREVIOUS DEBATE.
I HAD TO DEBATES.
WE ACTUALLY HAD TO DEBATES, YOU
KNOW.
WE HAD ONE AGAINST THE MAN AND
HE SAID -- THEY SAID THAT HE IS
NOT DOING, WELL, LET'S HAVE
ANOTHER ONE, AND IF SHE ISN'T
DOING WELL, I WONDER IF THEY
WILL PUT ANOTHER ONE -- ONE IN.
THEY WILL GET IT RIGHT
EVENTUALLY.
IT IS LIKE A FIGHTER.
HE KNOWS MORE ABOUT FIGHTING,
BUT I LOVE THE FIGHTING.
DANA WHITE, ALL OF THOSE GUYS.
>> WHILE YOUR HISTORY AND BOXING
A SECOND-TO-NONE.
>> Mr. Trump: MORE MIKE TYSON
FIGHTS THAN ANYBODY.
MIKE IS GREAT, THEY ARE ALL
GREAT.
BRILLIANT PEOPLE.
IT IS VERY HARD THING TO BE A
FIGHTER, NUMBER 1 YOU HAVE TO BE
ABLE TO TAKE HUNDREDS OF SHOTS
TO THE FACE WITHIN A COUPLE OF
ROUNDS.
>> REALLY GOING OUT TO THE FENCE
LINE.
>> Mr. Trump: A LOT OF GOOD
ATHLETES HAVE TRIED TO BE
FIGHTERS AND IT DOES NOT WORK
OUT SO WELL, VERY RARELY DOES IT
WORK OUT.
BUT THIS IS SOMETHING THAT WAS A
VERY SPECIAL MOMENT.
I THOUGHT THIS WAS A TREMENDOUS
DEBATE.
WHEN YOU LOOK AT IT, IT IS
INTERESTING, NOW THAT THEY ARE
REVIEWING IT, IT WAS A WORD
SALAD FROM HER.
THE FIRST QUESTION I SAID WHAT
KIND OF AN ANSWER IS THAT?
WITH THE FAKE NEWS SAID SHE DID
WELL.
NO MATTER WHAT YOU DO, IF I WERE
WINSTON CHURCHILL, HE WAS A
GREAT DEBATE OR BY THE WAY, AND
AN ELEGANT DEBATER.
IF I WERE WINSTON CHURCHILL HE
WOULD SAY HE WAS OKAY BUT HE WAS
NOT SPECIAL TONIGHT.
>> Greg: THE SAME AS THE
PREVIOUS DEBATE.
IF YOU LOOK AT IT THERE WAS NO
DIFFERENCE.
>> Mr. Trump: I ACTUALLY WANT
TO THAT ATTITUDE, I HAD A
DIFFERENT ATTITUDE.
YOU NEVER KNOW ABOUT DEBATE.
MIKE ISAAC SAID EVERYBODY HAS A
PLAN UNTIL THEY GET PUNCHED IN
THE FACE.
THERE WAS A LOT OF TRUTH TO
THAT.
>> WHEN YOU WALKED AND YOU
CAUGHT THREE BEFORE YOU EVEN
SAID HELLO.
>> Mr. Trump: I HAVE PEOPLE
TELLING ME I AM WRONG ABOUT
THINGS THAT ARE TOTALLY RIGHT.
I WAS RIGHT ABOUT JUST ABOUT ALL
OF THE STUFF THEY WERE
CORRECTING ME ON.
MY ONLY REGRET IS THAT I WANTED
TO BE ELEGANT AND I DID NOT WANT
TWO AFTER THE ANCHORS, I WISH I
DID, IT AWAY.
>> THAT IS OUR JOB.
WE TAKE CARE OF THAT.
>> Greg: WE HAVE TO TAKE A
QUICK BREAK AND THEN
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