Norm Macdonald Keeps Interrupting His Own Trump Story | CONAN on TBS
Summary
TLDRIn this humorous and lively talk show segment, the guest shares an exaggerated and fictional story about meeting Donald Trump, involving humorous elements like a donkey and his daughters. The conversation shifts to a genuine encounter with Trump, highlighting the chaos and brief interaction with him amidst Secret Service presence. The guest also humorously impersonates Johnny Carson during a heart attack call to 911. Amidst the jokes, there's a candid moment where the guest mentions feeling restricted in expressing himself due to being a closeted gay man in a sham marriage. The segment blends humor with personal insights and celebrity impressions.
Takeaways
- π£οΈ A guest was talking about meeting Donald Trump.
- π§ The guest admitted to making up a story about Trump and his donkey.
- π¨βπ€ The guest confessed to not telling certain types of jokes.
- π€ The guest confirmed that they did meet Trump in a true story.
- ποΈ The guest mentioned being on another talk show with Trump.
- πΊ The host and guest discussed the longevity of the host's talk show.
- π· The guest asked Trump for a picture, which Trump agreed to.
- π΅οΈ Secret Service presence was noted during the encounter with Trump.
- π The guest performed a Johnny Carson impression involving a 911 call.
- π The guest expressed feeling like they have the right to say more as a closeted gay man.
Q & A
What was the initial topic discussed in the script?
-The initial topic discussed was whether the speaker had met Donald Trump recently.
How does the speaker describe their interaction with Trump regarding a donkey?
-The speaker humorously describes Trump saying he wanted the speaker to meet his donkey, followed by a joke about meeting his three daughters.
Why does the speaker apologize during the story about the donkey?
-The speaker apologizes because they acknowledge that the joke about the donkey and Trump's daughters is inappropriate and not the type of humor they usually engage in.
Did the speaker actually meet Donald Trump?
-Yes, the speaker confirms that they did meet Donald Trump on another talk show.
How does the speaker compare the current talk show to others?
-The speaker humorously suggests that no other talk show competes with the one they are on, emphasizing its unique value.
How does the speaker reference Johnny Carson in the conversation?
-The speaker talks about Johnny Carson's long career on television and humorously imitates him, including a joke about Carson calling 911 during a heart attack.
What does the speaker's impression of Johnny Carson involve?
-The impression involves a humorous depiction of Carson calling 911, claiming to feel like there's a yak on his chest.
How does the speaker describe their interaction with Trump during the talk show?
-The speaker describes a brief encounter where Trump recognized them, complimented their humor, and promised to take a picture before leaving quickly.
What is the tone of the speaker's recounting of meeting Trump?
-The tone is humorous and light-hearted, with the speaker making jokes and playful comments throughout the recounting.
What personal detail does the speaker reveal about themselves?
-The speaker reveals that they are a closeted gay man living in what they describe as a sham of a marriage.
Outlines
π Meeting Donald Trump and His Donkey
The speaker humorously recounts a fabricated story about meeting Donald Trump, who introduces his donkey and three daughters. The narrative mixes reality and fiction, ultimately revealing that this is a type of joke the speaker doesn't usually tell. The speaker clarifies they did meet Trump in reality, during an appearance on another talk show. They discuss the competitive nature of talk shows and compliment the current one, noting its longevity compared to Johnny Carson's tenure.
π Impersonating Johnny Carson
The speaker performs a comedic impression of Johnny Carson, imagining him calling 911 during a heart attack. The bit involves a dialogue with the speaker playing both Carson and the 911 operator. The speaker acknowledges the humor might be in poor taste but continues with the impersonation. This segment showcases the speaker's talent for impressions and humor.
πΈ True Encounter with Trump
Returning to the true story, the speaker describes meeting Trump on a talk show. Despite being on separate segments with only a few minutes apart, they managed to interact. Trump recognized the speaker and promised a photo but got distracted and left with his Secret Service detail, leading to a comedic and somewhat disappointing conclusion for the speaker.
Mindmap
Keywords
π‘Donald Trump
π‘Talk Show
π‘Secret Service
π‘Johnny Carson
π‘Impression
π‘Heart Attack
π‘911 Operator
π‘Closeted Gay Man
π‘Buster Keaton
π‘Sham Marriage
Highlights
The speaker humorously recounts meeting Donald Trump, beginning with an exaggerated story involving a farm and a goat.
Trump allegedly introduces the speaker to his donkey, but only after meeting his three daughters, each described humorously.
The speaker admits to fabricating the story about meeting Trump's donkey, emphasizing their tendency for storytelling.
The speaker insists they did meet Trump, confirming it as a true story and separating it from their fabricated tale.
They recount being on a talk show with Trump, noting that talk shows don't compete with one another.
The speaker praises the longevity of the hostβs career, comparing it to Johnny Carsonβs tenure.
The speaker humorously impersonates Johnny Carson calling 911 during a heart attack, showcasing their comedic talent.
The audience is invited to participate in the Johnny Carson impression, adding an interactive element to the performance.
A joke is made about a yak being on Carsonβs chest during his heart attack, blending humor with impersonation.
The speaker acknowledges that humor changes over time, reflecting on the appropriateness of certain jokes.
The speaker shares a true story about meeting Trump after a talk show appearance, highlighting the brief encounter.
They express feelings about being a closeted gay man in a sham marriage, adding a personal and serious note to the conversation.
The speaker describes meeting Trump, who recognizes them and praises their humor, promising a photo opportunity.
The humorous nature of the encounter is likened to a Buster Keaton film, emphasizing the comedic timing and absurdity.
The speaker ends with the notion that their brief encounter with Trump felt cinematic, adding a final humorous twist.
Transcripts
you met Trump recently is that right I
met Donald Trump at a at a this a true
story or is this one of your he has a
farm and a goat comes
by cuz I'm not putting up with that
oh yeah oh yeah yeah I saw Trump yeah
Trump he had a had a for me he said I
want you to meet my donkey he said and I
was like well Mr Trump I know you're
running for president but uh tell me
more about this uh here donkey well he
says if you want to see the donkey you
got to first meet my three daughters
now the first one's shy the second one's
sexy and the third one has one leg I'm
making all of this up I know but this is
exactly what you do but the
ending I never tell that type of joke
because that's that kind of a joke that
we shouldn't be telling you're right I
apologize but I will no I did meet Trump
no you this is true you met absolutely
true story I was on another talk show
not a competing talk show because talk
shows don't compete hey and I think no
show competes with this one no
sir you say that with irony but I say
that with truth I I agree with you
you've been on the air 23 years yeah my
God Mr
Carson seven years shy of Carson himself
can you imagine Carson Dy Carson D
Carson Dy has been on 45 years but uh
look at this Man compared to Johnny
Carson at the time you know look at
Johnny Carson get a picture of him seven
years before he retired long white hair
white beard he didn't have a white beard
Johnny always looks
fantastic well have I ever done my
Johnny Carson impression for you no you
haven't and I'm sure this young audience
would love to see it
[Music]
go ahead love it let's see
it this is you can you can you can play
along you can be the 911 operator this
is Johnny Carson uh when he was having
his heart attack he actually phoned 911
people don't know this he phoned 911
himself he's a very brave man and uh so
during a heart attack he phon 911 so you
be the 911 operator okay say hello you
hello H hello
this is this is Johnny Carson oh uh Mr
Carson how can I uh help you I feel like
there's a yak on my
chest well sir I'm going to hang up on
you
now that's a good Johnny
but time to change I know I know I know
now listen I shouldn't say stuff like
that yeah Mr Trump you met Trump I just
I didn't me TR I guess I feel as a a
closeted gay man living in a
deeply like a sham of a marriage I have
the right to say more but I guess I
don't um Mr Trump this is a true story
yes we were on a talk show not as good
as your talk show he was on first I was
on second there was only three minutes
between he Stepped Out secret service
was everywhere he knows me I've met him
and I said Mr Trump can I get a picture
he goes ah you're funny I love you I'll
just I'll take a picture with you in a
minute and then he turned around and he
walked down with the Secret Service guy
and got in an
elevator and uh I love that yeah it's
like a like a buster Katon film
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