Stand Up Comedy Abdur: Tradisi di Timur Abis Sunat Dibawa ke Pantai - SUCI 4
Summary
TLDRThe video script features a lively discussion where the host humorously addresses the unreliability of advertisements, using the example of a dirty beach that was falsely advertised as clean. The conversation also touches on cultural practices, such as traditional healing rituals involving sea bathing, which are contrasted with the disappointment of visiting the advertised beach. The host playfully interacts with the audience, warning them about deceptive marketing tactics and the inclusion of hidden fees like VAT, which are humorously compared to the inevitability of death. The script concludes with a light-hearted critique of celebrity endorsements and a reminder to be wary of scams, all delivered with the host's signature wit and charm.
Takeaways
- đ The speaker humorously compares their appearance to Raditya Dika, playfully claiming to be more handsome.
- đ€ The conversation touches on atheism and the reasons behind not believing in God, suggesting a personal or philosophical stance.
- đ A personal anecdote is shared about being misled by an advertisement for Ancol Beach, which turned out to be dirty upon arrival.
- đ There's a discussion about the cleanliness of beaches, particularly in the context of traditional healing practices involving the sea.
- đ The script mentions a tradition where after a certain ritual, people bathe in the sea, which is said to have healing properties.
- đČ The speaker humorously describes the discomfort and reactions of people bathing in the sea, comparing it to a certain level of intensity.
- đž The script criticizes advertisements for being deceptive, especially when they involve bonuses or additional items that are not as valuable as portrayed.
- đ There's a mention of taxes, specifically VAT (PPN in Indonesia), and how it applies to different goods and services, with education services being exempt.
- đŽ A humorous analogy is made comparing sleeping without paying to a situation where one would have to pay if they closed their eyes.
- đ« The speaker warns about scams, using a metaphor of celebrities being like mosquitoes that land and then whisper into one's ear, suggesting the need for caution.
Q & A
Who is being addressed as 'Dia Mungkin' in the script?
-The script does not provide a clear name for 'Dia Mungkin,' but it seems to be a reference to someone who is known to the speaker or the audience.
What is the joke about Raditya Dika in the script?
-The joke is that the speaker claims to be more handsome than Raditya Dika, which is likely a humorous exaggeration to entertain the audience.
Why does the speaker mention 'NTT' and 'Pantai Ancol'?
-The speaker refers to 'NTT' (Nusa Tenggara Timur) and 'Pantai Ancol' in Jakarta, Indonesia, to share a personal anecdote about being misled by an advertisement for a clean beach, which turned out to be dirty.
What is the tradition mentioned in the script involving the sea?
-The tradition mentioned involves bathing in the sea three days after a circumcision ceremony, which is believed to have healing properties for the wound.
Why does the speaker compare the sea water to 'Michi level 2 ^ 16'?
-The comparison is used to humorously describe the saltiness of the sea water, suggesting it's so salty it could be compared to a high level of saltiness in a fictional or metaphorical scale.
What is the speaker's opinion on advertisements?
-The speaker expresses a negative view of advertisements, accusing them of being deceptive and misleading, as exemplified by the discrepancy between the advertised and actual conditions of Pantai Ancol.
What does the speaker say about the inclusion of 'bintang-bintang kecil' in advertisements?
-The speaker criticizes the practice of including many 'bintang-bintang kecil' (small stars) in advertisements, suggesting that it's misleading to consumers because it implies a higher value or quality than what is actually being offered.
What is the comment about PPN (Pajak Pertambahan Nilai) in Indonesia?
-The speaker explains that PPN, or Value Added Tax, is not applied to educational services in Indonesia, but it does apply to physical goods like shoes, uniforms, and books.
What is the humorous analogy made about sleeping and paying?
-The speaker jokes that sleeping is free, but if you close your eyes (presumably to a salesperson), you might end up paying, suggesting that closing your eyes can lead to being tricked into making a purchase.
What is the meaning behind the phrase 'Kalimati rambutnya sudah meliputi pun'?
-This phrase humorously suggests that even if one's hair is so long it covers everything, it's still not enough to avoid being deceived by advertisements, indicating the pervasiveness of misleading marketing.
What is the speaker's critique of the use of 'B3' in advertisements?
-The speaker criticizes the use of 'B3' (a term that might refer to a bonus or special offer) in advertisements, suggesting that it's a deceptive marketing tactic to lure consumers with the promise of a bonus that may not be as valuable as it seems.
Outlines
đ Humorous Take on Advertising Deception
The speaker, Abdul, humorously addresses the issue of misleading advertisements. He starts by greeting and complimenting himself, then transitions into a discussion about how atheists don't believe in God but are skeptical of advertisements. He shares a personal anecdote about being deceived by an advertisement for Ancol Beach in Jakarta, which appeared clean in the ad but was actually dirty in reality. He uses this story to illustrate the unreliability of advertisements, comparing the disappointment to not brushing one's teeth. He then humorously discusses a tradition of bathing in the sea after a religious ceremony, describing the discomfort and the realization that the beach is not as advertised. He concludes by satirically suggesting that such traditions would not be possible at Ancol Beach due to its uncleanliness, and criticizes the deceptive nature of advertisements.
đ Lighthearted Critique of Celebrity Endorsements
In the second paragraph, Abdul engages in a lighthearted critique of celebrity endorsements and advertising tactics. He begins by acknowledging the presence of many new and interesting advertisements, particularly those with numerous bonuses and celebrity involvement. He humorously compares the abundance of small stars in advertisements to a situation where a celebrity is like a mosquito that lands on one's ear after flying around. Abdul then playfully admonishes the audience to be careful of such deceptive practices, using the metaphor of a mosquito to convey the idea that celebrities can be as bothersome as they are attractive. The segment ends with applause, indicating the audience's appreciation for his witty commentary on the topic.
Mindmap
Keywords
đĄAtheist
đĄAdvertisement
đĄTradition
đĄPPN (Pajak Pertambahan Nilai)
đĄSkepticism
đĄAnalogies
đĄCelebrity
đĄDeception
đĄCritique
đĄMetaphor
Highlights
Abdul is introduced as the next speaker with a playful tone.
A humorous comparison is made between Abdul and Raditya Dika regarding attractiveness.
A light-hearted conversation about being an atheist and the reasons behind it.
A critique of advertisements that are misleading, using the example of Ancol Beach.
A personal anecdote about visiting Ancol Beach and the disappointment due to its condition.
A humorous analogy comparing the beach cleanliness to someone not brushing their teeth.
A discussion about the tradition of bathing in the sea after a circumcision ceremony.
A vivid description of the initial reluctance to bathe in the sea due to its smell.
A humorous account of the experience of bathing in the sea and the reactions of the participants.
A comparison of the bathing tradition to the impracticality of doing it at Ancol Beach.
A critique of advertisements that are deceptive and the inclusion of many 'bonus' items.
A discussion about the inclusion of VAT (PPN) in the price of goods and services in Indonesia.
A humorous analogy comparing the act of sleeping to the concept of VAT.
A warning about scams and the importance of being cautious, especially with advertisements.
A playful interaction with the audience, using humor to engage them.
A self-reflective moment where the speaker acknowledges the need for improvement.
A creative use of analogies to make a point, drawing laughter from the audience.
A closing remark that appreciates the audience and the speaker's presence.
Transcripts
hindari Dia mungkin sudah tahu siapakah
kau berikutnya Abdul
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[Musik]
kwasen emang gue paling ganteng lebih
ganteng dari Raditya Dika
Hai Bro Itu apaan kamu hehe huhu
asik-asik assalamualaikum warahmatullah
wabarakatuh Terima kasih banyak karena
sudah dateng ke sini kalau orang atheis
itu tidak percaya Tuhan saya itu orang
yang tidak percaya iklan ya alasannya
sederhana karena memang iklan itu yang
bawa Bukan nabi dan rasul iklan itu
teman-teman suka tipu-tipu sumpah
Hai dulu saya waktu masih di NTT itu
saya lihat iklan Pantai Ancol itu bagus
sekali bersih begitu saya datang
ternyata itu Pantai Ancol itu kotornya
itu macam orang tidak pernah sikat gigi
pakai Zaki itu lumayan satu poin Ah ya
Iya itu kenapa yang tidak diedit kan kan
itu kenapa tidak di pantai tiba di
Pantai ah kenapa yang ini tidak pakai
Zak ini begini nih kenapa yang
dituangkan itu tidak pantai-pantai yang
ada di timur pantai disatukan
bersih-bersih ini teman-teman selain
buat wisata pantai di sana itu itu
dipakai untuk penyembuh luka Jadi kami
di sana itu punya tradisi tiga hari
setelah sunat itu bapak-bapak bahwa kami
mandi di laut itu nanti bapak tunggu di
pasir begitu kan baru suruh kami yang
mandi bau itu pertama tuh masuk air itu
kami semangat masuk air semangat begitu
air sudah sampai sini itu jalan mulai
pelan-pelan
Hai Makin lama makin jinjit itu mata
tidak jarang liat kebawah teman-teman
mulai melirik kiri-kanan semacam tidak
rela ini casing baru kena air itu maklum
teman-teman tidak ada garansi toko tidak
ada itu mulai lirik kiri lirik kanan
lihat Bapak di belakang Apa kau lihat
kasih Tuhan itu pantat bayi apa-apa umum
itu waktu kena air teman-teman itu macam
Michi level 2 ^ 16 puebid itu mengkerut
itu macam lintah kita kasih garam itu uh
uh tapi itu cuman pertama Habis itu kita
berenang-berenang
santai begitu pulang-pulang sembuh
tradisi ini tidak mungkin terjadi kalau
kita buat di pantai Ancol tidak mungkin
habis sunat kita berenang di pantai
Ancol begitu berenang-berenang asyik
pulang-pulang hilang-hilang iklan itu
memang suka tipu-tipu suka tipu-tipu
Apalagi teman-teman kalau dapat iklan
yang banyak bonusnya tapi
bintang-bintang kecil dibawa juga banyak
saking banyaknya ada bintang di dalam
bintang itu itu apa Bintang pertahun
Biasa tulis harga belum termasuk PPN
sepuluh persen pajak pertambahan nilai
untuk barang dan jasa di Indonesia di
Indonesia itu jasa pendidikan itu tidak
masuk dalam PPN tidak kena PPN tapi
barang pdkn sepatu seragam buku tas itu
kena PPN ini sama seperti tidur Itu
gratis tapi kalau tutup mata bayar
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Hai jadi kita kalau tidur tuh buka mata
saja gini lama-lama bikinkan sakratul
maut kita sudah begitu bintang kedua
bintang kedua ditulis apa syarat dan dan
gede syarat dan ketentuan berlaku selama
persediaan masih ada ini Kata kalau
sudah muncul ini berarti sudah mulai
tipu-tipu ya karena kita tidak pernah
tahu berapa banyak yang disediakan satu
B3 juga masih persediaan Jadi kalau
Kalimati rambutnya sudah meliputi pun
tapi uniknya di bintang 3 Dia tulis
hati-hati penipuan Hei kau gila kan tadi
selebriti mu itu sama seperti ada nyamuk
terbang begitu kemudian dia tinggal di
dia ke terbang ke telinga kita begitu
kemudian bisik-bisik Abdul hati-hati di
sini banyak kamu hei terus kau apa toko
baru Jababeka 1 terima kasih oto.com
Hai terima kasih banget Hai Abdur ya
back nih ya seperti biasanya kamu hadir
dengan kecerdasan kamu ada sesuatu pesan
yang kamu sampaikan Sebuah kritik yang
mengena gitu tapi kenapa hari ini agak
bet karena selain tidak pakai itu seks
Iya tahu agak kering begitu Ah tidak
habis ini minum yang banyak ada putaran
kedua Saya harap kamu bisa lebih baik
lagi tapi yang sekarang sih Terima kasih
ke fans Abdur iya ya menarik sekali Saya
melihat Abdur ya Eh kali ini saya
melihat kamu mulai bermain dengan
analogi gitu ya mencontohkan ini ini
kayak gini seperti anu ini seperti anu
dan itu menarik sekali kompor gas Terima
kasih road Abduh
walaupun over tapi dia keren banget ya
Ah kabeh coba bro jempol di atas makasih
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