[YTP] Torturous Tortilla Time

cs188
15 Jun 202305:24

Summary

TLDRChef Jill's video script is a bizarre and humorous take on cooking, filled with absurd ingredients and instructions. From using 'FalF' and 'SaUaS' to adding '4 hands' and 'teeth', the parody is riddled with innuendos and nonsensical steps. The script is a satirical blend of culinary chaos and dark humor, ending with a bizarre product pitch that includes 'Cannabis' for a 'high' experience, all delivered with a wink and a nudge.

Takeaways

  • 😀 The video features Chef Jill, who is presenting a cooking tutorial with an unusual and humorous approach.
  • 😅 The script contains many inappropriate and nonsensical elements, suggesting it is meant for comedic effect rather than serious instruction.
  • 🤔 The recipe ingredients mentioned are absurd, including 'FlalF', 'SauaS', 'Bacon', 'water', and 'S E M E N', indicating a parody of cooking shows.
  • 😳 There are several sexual innuendos and awkward moments, such as the mention of 'missionary position' and 'jizzle', which contribute to the comedic tone.
  • 👨‍🍳 Chef Jill repeatedly encourages viewers to 'head back into the kitchen', a phrase that seems to be a recurring joke in the script.
  • 🫳 The script includes strange actions, like touching and smelling one's hand, which adds to the absurdity of the video.
  • 💀 There are references to violence and gore, such as cutting hands and balls off, which are likely intended to shock and amuse the audience.
  • 🎵 The transcript includes musical cues, like 'HoH SiS music a.k.a. Funeral March of the Marionette', adding to the chaotic atmosphere.
  • 😈 The video ends with a bizarre product pitch involving 'Quick Panty Licker' and other bizarre food items, suggesting a satirical take on infomercials.
  • 💥 The script concludes with an explosion and a series of exclamations, maintaining the over-the-top and chaotic nature of the video throughout.
  • 😁 The video is captioned by 'cs188', indicating that this might be a community-driven or fan-made content, further emphasizing the non-serious intent.

Q & A

  • Who is the speaker in the video script?

    -The speaker in the video script is Chef Jill.

  • What is the setting of the video according to the script?

    -The setting of the video is initially outside the Fat Factory in Analheim, and then it transitions into a kitchen setting.

  • What is the tone of the script and why might it be considered inappropriate?

    -The tone of the script is humorous but also inappropriate and vulgar, using sexual innuendos and offensive language that may not be suitable for all audiences.

  • What is the main topic of the video script?

    -The main topic of the video script is supposed to be about making tortillas, but it is overshadowed by the inappropriate humor and unrelated content.

  • What is the 'history of tortillas' joke referring to and why is it considered offensive?

    -The 'history of tortillas' joke is a play on words using the term 'kinky' and an inappropriate hand gesture, which is considered offensive due to its sexual connotation.

  • What ingredients are mentioned in the script for the recipe?

    -The ingredients mentioned in the script include 'FlalF', 'SauaS', 'Bacon', 'water', 'teeth', 'whiskey', 'forks', and 'S E M E N', which are intentionally misspelled or nonsensical, making a mockery of a real recipe.

  • What is the significance of the '4-course meal' comment in the script?

    -The '4-course meal' comment is ironic and nonsensical in the context of the script, as the 'recipe' being described is not a legitimate cooking process but rather a series of absurd and offensive actions.

  • What is the purpose of the 'Quick Panty Licker' mentioned in the script?

    -The 'Quick Panty Licker' appears to be a fictional and humorous product mentioned in the script, which is not a real item and is part of the video's inappropriate humor.

  • What is the meaning behind the phrase 'MESS' in the context of the script?

    -In the context of the script, 'MESS' seems to be a play on words, referring to a chaotic and inappropriate situation rather than an acronym or a meaningful phrase.

  • What is the final product that the script suggests making with tortillas?

    -The final product suggested in the script is not a traditional tortilla but a series of absurd and offensive actions, making it unclear what the intended final product is supposed to be.

  • What is the role of 'Cannabis' in the script and why is it controversial?

    -The role of 'Cannabis' in the script is to add to the inappropriate humor by suggesting it be used to get 'high'. This is controversial due to the promotion of drug use and the potential for influencing impressionable viewers.

Outlines

00:00

😅 'Tortillas with a Twist' - A Chaotic Culinary Journey

Chef Jill's script is a bizarre and humorous take on cooking tortillas, filled with nonsensical and absurd instructions. Starting with a mention of the Fat Factory and a strange history lesson, the script quickly devolves into a series of comedic mishaps and inappropriate humor. Ingredients are replaced with absurd items like 'teeth' and 'forks,' and the process involves actions that are both impossible and ridiculous, such as 'whisking in whiskey' and 'drizzling warm jizzle.' The chef also makes several off-the-wall comments about serving tortillas and ends with a series of bizarre and unrelated statements, including a mention of a 'Quick Panty Licker' and a recipe book that seems to be part of a chaotic sales pitch.

05:00

😵‍💫 'The Art of Persistence' - A Recipe for Tortilla Folly

The second paragraph continues the chaotic theme of the first, emphasizing the need for persistence in the face of absurdity. The chef repeats the mantra of 'keep working' and introduces more nonsensical ingredients such as 'LITTLE BALLS' and 'J I Z Z.' The summary of this paragraph highlights the chef's insistence on continuing despite the absurdity of the task, the use of inappropriate language, and the overall sense of chaos and humor that pervades the script. The chef's actions, such as jizzing on a towel, further emphasize the comedic and nonsensical nature of the entire cooking process.

Mindmap

Keywords

💡Tortillas

Tortillas are a type of flatbread that originated in Mexico and are a staple in many Latin American cuisines. In the video, tortillas serve as the central theme, with various absurd and nonsensical references made to their preparation and use, indicating a comedic and irreverent approach to the topic.

💡Chef Jill

Chef Jill appears to be the persona of the presenter in the video, who uses humor and absurdity to engage with the audience. The name 'Chef Jill' could be a playful moniker used to add to the comedic effect of the video, as it is not a conventional chef's name.

💡Fat Factory

The term 'Fat Factory' is likely a fictional and humorous location name used in the script, possibly suggesting a place where indulgent or calorie-dense food is made. It is used to set the scene for the video's culinary context, adding to the overall comedic tone.

💡Missionaries

In the video, 'missionaries' is used in a historical context with a twist, humorously suggesting that they spread 'porn' throughout California. This is a clear deviation from the actual historical role of missionaries and is used for comedic shock value.

💡Missionary position

The term 'missionary position' is a sexual reference used in the script to create an awkward and humorous moment. It is completely unrelated to the actual content of making tortillas, further emphasizing the absurd and irreverent nature of the video.

💡Ingredients

Ingredients are the components used in cooking to create a dish. In the video, the mention of ingredients takes a bizarre turn with the inclusion of nonsensical items like 'FlalF', 'SauaS', 'Bacon', 'water', 'teeth', 'whiskey', 'forks', and 'S E M E N', which is a clear parody of a recipe and adds to the comedic chaos.

💡Jizzle

The term 'jizzle' is a made-up word used in the script, likely as a humorous and inappropriate play on the word 'drizzle'. It is used in the context of adding a liquid to a dish, but the actual use of the word is nonsensical and contributes to the video's comedic and absurd narrative.

💡Four-course meal

A four-course meal typically refers to a formal dining experience with multiple courses. In the video, the phrase is used in a sarcastic and ironic manner, given the absurdity of the 'recipe' and the chaotic nature of the cooking process described.

💡Linux

Linux is an open-source operating system. In the video, the mention of replacing 'Windows' with 'Linux' is a nod to the ongoing debate between users of different operating systems and is used as a humorous aside unrelated to the main theme of cooking.

💡Torture

The term 'torture' is used in the script to create a pun with 'tortillas', suggesting that the process of making them is painful or distressing. This is another instance of the video's dark humor and wordplay.

💡Quick Panty Licker

The 'Quick Panty Licker' is a nonsensical and humorous product name mentioned in the video, likely a part of the presenter's comedic sales pitch. It is an example of the absurd and exaggerated elements used throughout the video for comedic effect.

Highlights

Chef Jill introduces the cooking show with a humorous and unusual approach.

The history of tortillas is mentioned with a quirky and humorous twist.

A recipe is introduced with unconventional ingredients, including 'FlalF' and 'SaauS'.

The use of 'teeth' and 'whiskey' in the recipe adds to the absurdity of the cooking instructions.

The mention of 'S E M E N' as an ingredient creates a shocking and comedic effect.

Chef Jill humorously instructs to drizzle 'warm jizzle' into the mixture.

The concept of a '4-course meal' is introduced in a playful and nonsensical manner.

A joke about giving up after a minute or two is used to lighten the mood.

Chef Jill's return to the kitchen is marked with a playful comment about the gym.

The serving of tortillas is described with a series of humorous and nonsensical statements.

The phrase 'Oh man, my hand smells great!' adds to the comedic element of the show.

A bizarre cooking step involves 'pooping your pants' as part of the tortilla preparation.

The use of 'Luke Skywalker' and 'R2D2' in the recipe adds a pop culture twist.

The formation of the dough into a 'BOMB', 'BONG', and 'LOOL' is a humorous play on words.

Chef Jill's instruction to roll 'vegetable' and 'eyeballs' into balls is absurd and funny.

The use of 'powder' on the work surface and the subsequent 'SNIFF' sound effect is comical.

The goal of making the dough as thin as 'SAUSE' and 'PASTA' is a playful exaggeration.

The final product is humorously described as a 'MESS' with endless possibilities for filling.

The offer of 'CANNABIS' to get 'soooo HIGH' is a controversial and comedic addition to the recipe.

The closing joke about the product exploding with the press of a button is a surprising twist.

Transcripts

play00:00

Just believe me, don't watch!

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Hi, I'm Chef Jill

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I'm outside the Fat Factory in Analheim

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Now let's head back into the kitchen,

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We'll see how easy it is to

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Head back into the kitchen

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Welcome back to the kitchen!

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The history of tortillas

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is kinky ( ͡° ͜ʖ ͡°)

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Missionaries spread porn

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throughout California

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and today,

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missionary position

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is a favorite of mine!

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(awkward chuckle)

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HA... HA...

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This recipe calls for 5 ingredients:

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FlalF

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SauaS

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Bacon

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and some water.

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🤔

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First place 4 hands

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into a large bowl

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Followed by 1/8th teaspoon of

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teeth

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Now I whisk in 1 1/2 teaspoons of

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whiskey

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Followed by 4 cups of

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forks, into a large bowl

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And 1 1/2 teaspoons of

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S E M E N

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😳

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Now I'm gonna drizzle...

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the warm jizzle...

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See how that's comin' together?

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This is a

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4-course meal

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Keep working...

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for about a minute or two

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until you give up!

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...siiyiis...

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I'm outside the gym.

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Now let's head back into the kitchen.

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I like to serve tortillas

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ss-ss

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ssss-ssss

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Oh man, smells great!

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Oh man,

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my hand smells great!

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Oh man,

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this man smell

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smells great!

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(why he gotta touch it so much tho) 🫳

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You can see my horses.

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I'm gonna flip this

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every 15-20 seconds

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as I continue cookin' em!

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(horse whinny)

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K, they're dead!

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1st Place!

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To prepare the tortillas,

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first poop

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your pants!

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(devilish farting)

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SMELLS GREAT...

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Next I like to remove

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my pants!

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(unzip)

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See...

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I'm gonna spread my butt...

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a little bit...

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After 20 minutes,

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I've shit in a bowl! 😀

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to make a soft dough

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what?

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(SPLORT)

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First, place Luke Skywalker

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into a large bowl,

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then add

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R2D2

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Next, I form it into a

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BOMB

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and we're gonna form it into a

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BONG

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form it into a

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LOOL

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We're gonna break this up into

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12 little balls

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We're gonna break 12 little balls

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up into 4 little balls

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flatten 'em out...

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and make 2 little balls!

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We're gonna take a...

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couple pieces of

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vegetable

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and we're gonna roll them up into the little balls!

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We're gonna take a...

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couple eyeballs

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[🎵 HoH SiS music a.k.a. Funeral March of the Marionette 🎵]

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Next I place a little bit of

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powder on my work surface...

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(SNIFF)

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You wanna get it as thin as possible.

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As thin as SAUSE

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Wanna get it as thin as

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PASTA

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Elsa: "NOOOOOOO!"

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As thin as posstossible.

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As thin as...

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thin as

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spin a

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penis?

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I LIKE

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SOFT DIX!

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owo

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Next, I'm gonna

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play Cuphead

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Keep working...

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for about a minute

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or 2 minutes

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or 4 minutes

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or 12 minutes

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or 20 minutes

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until you get like a

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2 girls 1 cup consistency

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"Something smells very good in there!" 😀

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"Be patient!"

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"...I can't cook"

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Keep working

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Keep working Keep working

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Keep working Keep working Keep working

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Keep working Keep working Keep working Keep working

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KEEP WORKING

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(Windows "chord" sound)

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I'm gonna replace Windows

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with Linux!

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"NOOOOOOO!"

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'Sup?

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Welcome back to the kitchen.

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I like to serve tortillas...

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. . .

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Thanks for TooT

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Today tortillas are

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used in TORTURE

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Next I cut my hands

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RIGHT OFF!

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(slice sound)

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"Ow... my hand!"

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Next I cut my

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BALLS

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RIGHT OFF! 😳

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(slice sound)

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AAAAAAA̸̗̼̰̝͐̐̒̌́̒̍̓͌͊̂͝A̶̛͇͈̅͆͜ͅA̶̻̗͇̬͚̗̗̤̯̘̒̃̿͆̑̓̓̈́͐̄̉͒̑͛Ả̸̡̨͙̹͕̱̞̦͒̀͆̿̂͜͝͠ͅA̸̬͋͑̀̑̂̏̍̑̔̅͗͗͌͘͝A̶̛͇͔̫̋̉͆̇̓̂́͂̀̏̈́̒̔͝Ù̷͔̞̓̿̈̆̿́̈́̾͗̕͝Ủ̶̪̯͔̰̯̩̈́Ų̸̦̲͙̗̜͖̥̓͐̔͒̓̒͘͝U̶̡̧̧̟͍̰̲̦̐͊͗͜G̸̢̗͓̠̽͋̍̋̋̓Ģ̸̠̻͚̳̞̜͛̔͆̓͜G̵̡̨̛͉̞͈̱͉͈͓̰͚̤͙̻̓͋̏͐̋͂͛͜H̴̳̙͉̫̮̺̗̼̮̄̂͊͋̏́͝H̴͇̠̪̻̘̮̟̹̝̽͑͐̍͂̀̎͋̋̌̊͘̕͘̕H̵̢̡̤̞̻̯̤̤͈̰̪̿̌̑̀H̴̼̘̍̆H̷̟̠͍͇͈͕̥͙͉̮̹͙̖̘̃̀̅͘Ḧ̸͙̾̐̇̃̎͂̎H̶͇̣͗̐H̶̨̫̜̙͇̙̞̼̣͙̝̘̻̊̎̄̓̑̐̒͛̈́̌̎̑͘͝ͅ

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💀

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💀💀

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💀💀💀

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You can see it's gonna start to bubble,

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that's a bubble butt.

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bubble butt

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bubble bubble bubble butt

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Give it a turn...

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[🎵 Neneh Cherry - Buffalo Stance 🎵]

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If you feel you need...

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to flip off the tortilla,

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you can!

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(ABUSES INNOCENT CORNBREAD)

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I like to serve tortillas

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on a tortoise!

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I like to serve tor̷̗͎̪͖̄t̴̡̻̏̀̕̕͝i̴̻͐l̴̮̎̆̓̚ļ̵̛̗̮̔́̚ͅa̶͓̤̭̮͖͂̉͘s̸͉̤̔̇

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on a towel!

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...on a tortilla

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...on a tortowel!

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and cover & keep warm as I continue cookin' em.

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(smells great) 👃

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(FIRE FWOOMPH)

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(Seymour coughs)

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"Two hours later..."

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(smoke alarm going off) Welcome back to the kitchen!

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(sniff)

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Oh man...

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...smells "GREAT"

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(end of Scratch Doctor instrumental)

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Everybody loves delicious tortillas! (that's a taco, Cathy)

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But not anymore!

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Hi!

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Mitch McConnell in the kitchen

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with my amazing...

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Quick Panty Licker 👅

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Just fill tortillas

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with ANYTHING!

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Or add pizza sauce and pepperoni

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or BOTH! 🤯

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Who could resist my butt??

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For only $4.99!

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And I'll include my scrumptious

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RACK

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which is soOoOo yummy! 😋

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BUT WAIT!

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You also get

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F O R E P L A Y !

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Now you have

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the perfect MESS

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in 5 minutes!

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You'll be stickin'

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your dickin'

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the chicken

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the entire time!

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And we're not done yet!!

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Then you take EVERYTHING

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up the BUTT!

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Just bend over and fill with the good stuff!

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Marshmallows...

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Bananas...

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Ice cream...

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Pizza...

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or even...

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my recipe book!

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tHe PoSsiBiLiTiEs aRe EnDleSs!

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And I'll include some

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CANNABIS

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to get you

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soooo HIGH!

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Everyone who tries it,

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tries it!

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(yaaay!) 🥳

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FUUF

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Watch this!

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Just press this button,

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and I'll explode! 💥

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...What?

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💥💥💥

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Captions by cs188 😁

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"I'm gonna start to mix..."

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"Keep working..."

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"You NEED to keep working..."

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"Until you give up!"

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Add a little more

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LITTLE BALLS

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Followed by an 1/8th teaspoon of

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L I T T L E B A L L S

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I like to J I Z Z

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right on a towel!

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"...GROSS!"

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