SPEED TRIES BRITISH SNACKS
Summary
TLDRIn this entertaining video transcript, a character with a strong American accent humorously reacts to British cuisine. He tries various British snacks, including Cornish pasties, scotch eggs, and sausages, rating them with candid feedback. The American YouTuber expresses his dislike for some items, while surprisingly enjoying others like the scone and natural tenders. The script is filled with his reactions, jokes, and comparisons to American food, offering a lighthearted and engaging commentary on cultural culinary differences.
Takeaways
- 🇬🇧 The script involves a person trying various British foods and sharing their opinions on them.
- 🎶 The video transcript includes background music and laughter, indicating a lighthearted and possibly humorous tone.
- 🍔 The individual expresses a strong dislike for British food, comparing it unfavorably to American food like burgers.
- 🥔 A Cornish pasty is tried and rated poorly, with the person finding the taste unappealing and not understanding the appeal of British food.
- 🥚 The person seems to like the Scotch egg, giving it a moderate rating, showing that not all British foods are disliked.
- 🍖 There is a preference for meat, as evidenced by a higher rating for a sausage dish compared to other food items.
- 🍪 The person has mixed feelings about British snacks, with some being rated higher than others, such as the cheese-flavored crisps.
- 🧀 A dislike for blue cheese and a general distaste for certain British cheeses and crackers are expressed.
- 🍰 The transcript mentions a scone, which receives a relatively high rating, suggesting that some traditional British baked goods are enjoyed.
- 🍫 The person finds certain British sweets to be of good quality, with one receiving an 8 out of 10 rating.
- 🍪 There is a strong negative reaction to a particular type of sweet, with the person offering to pay someone to eat it, indicating extreme dislike.
Q & A
What is the general opinion of the American YouTuber about British food in the video?
-The American YouTuber expresses a strong dislike for British food, stating that he hates it to the max and finds it weird.
What specific British food item does the YouTuber try first in the video?
-The first British food item the YouTuber tries is a Cornish pasty.
How does the YouTuber react to the taste of the Cornish pasty?
-The YouTuber does not enjoy the taste of the Cornish pasty and gives it a low rating of three out of ten.
What is the YouTuber's opinion on the British snack that resembles a hot dog?
-The YouTuber finds the British snack, which is like a hot dog, to be enjoyable and gives it a rating of 6.6 out of 10.
What is the YouTuber's reaction to the scotch egg?
-The YouTuber likes the scotch egg because he likes eggs in general, and he gives it a rating of five out of ten.
What snack does the YouTuber compare to Cheeto puffs?
-The YouTuber compares the British snack 'Space Raider' to Cheeto puffs.
How does the YouTuber rate the pickled onion flavored crisps?
-The YouTuber rates the pickled onion flavored crisps at four out of ten, indicating he did not like them much.
What is the YouTuber's opinion on the scone with clotted cream?
-The YouTuber enjoys the scone with clotted cream, giving it a rating of 7.5 out of ten, which is one of his higher ratings in the video.
What does the YouTuber think of the haggis, a Scottish dish?
-The YouTuber does not like the haggis, describing it as tasting like 'meoa' and needing a sauce to be edible.
What is the YouTuber's final rating for the Rich Tea biscuits?
-The YouTuber gives the Rich Tea biscuits a high rating of 9 out of 10, considering them to be the best crackers he tasted in the video.
What is the YouTuber's reaction to the final food item, which he identifies as an eel in jelly?
-The YouTuber is surprised and confused by the texture and the presence of what he feels is a bone in the jelly, expressing a negative opinion about the dish.
Outlines
😖 Discontent with British Snacks
The speaker expresses strong dislike for British food, criticizing its lack of appeal compared to American snacks. They humorously discuss the oddity of certain British dishes, such as beans and bread, and the Cornish pasty, which they find unpalatable. The speaker also humorously rates the pasty as 'hospital food' with a low score of 3 out of 10, indicating a strong negative reaction.
😡 Reactions to Scottish and British Delicacies
The speaker continues to taste test various British snacks, including a scotch egg and a sausage, which receive mixed reviews. They give the scotch egg a fair rating of 5 out of 10 due to their fondness for eggs. The speaker also humorously comments on the British monarchy's role in food creation. They express disdain for pickled onion flavored crisps and other snacks, with some receiving ratings as low as 3 out of 10.
🤔 Mixed Reactions to Sweets and Savories
The speaker tries a variety of sweet and savory snacks, including 'sour sweets' that turn out not to be sour, leading to confusion. They enjoy certain snacks like the 'party rings' and give them a high rating of 8 out of 10. However, they strongly dislike 'licorice all sorts' and other sweets, even joking about paying someone to eat them. The speaker also humorously debates the difference between a biscuit and a cracker.
😋 Appreciation for Rich Tea Biscuits and Chicken Tenders
In the final paragraph, the speaker finds enjoyment in Rich Tea biscuits, describing them as a classic and giving them a high rating. They also taste chicken tenders, which they find very flavorful and rate as an 8.5 out of 10, later upgrading to a perfect 10 with the addition of sauce. The speaker also humorously interacts with a person named Speed, adding a layer of playful banter to the tasting experience.
Mindmap
Keywords
💡British food
💡Cultural differences
💡Cornish pasty
💡Scotch egg
💡Sausage
💡Crisps
💡Scone
💡Cheese and crackers
💡Haggis
💡Sour sweets
💡Party Rings
Highlights
The American YouTuber expresses strong dislike for British food, claiming to hate it to the max.
He argues with a British person about the presence of toast in a dish, emphasizing there is no actual toast, just bread.
Trying a Cornish pasty, he finds the taste unappealing and compares it to hospital food, giving it a low rating of 3 out of 10.
He tastes a Scotch egg and, despite initially disliking it, gives it a moderate rating of 5 out of 10 for the egg itself.
When trying British sausage, he surprisingly enjoys it, giving it a rating of 6.6 out of 10.
He expresses confusion and distaste for British crisps, particularly the pickled onion flavor, which he finds sickening.
The YouTuber finds the cheese flavored crisps to be too strong and rates them at 6.5 out of 10.
He humorously struggles with British sweets, finding some to be too sour and others to be unexpectedly good.
The taste test includes a scone, which he rates at 7.5 out of 10, finding it to be solid.
He reacts negatively to blue cheese and other British snacks, showing a clear dislike for certain flavors.
The mention of haggis, a Scottish dish, leads to a discussion about the UK's组成部分, emphasizing Scotland's inclusion.
He tries haggis with a special sauce and finds the combination to be surprisingly palatable, rating it an 8 out of 10.
The YouTuber humorously reacts to a jelly product, exclaiming it to be an eel due to feeling a hard texture.
Natural tenders are introduced as a palate cleanser, and he rates them highly at 8.5 out of 10, later increasing to a perfect 10 with sauce.
The video ends with a blind taste test, where the YouTuber is fed an unknown food item, eliciting a humorous reaction.
Transcripts
ah what is that oh my God speed please
speed
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please stop be me this is bro American
YouTuber trash is British snacks not me
portug SL americ but okay portug portug
portug to the people
see I saw what you said no no okay okay
my fault but hey yes I'm from America so
I'm ready how much British food have you
eaten I don't like British food at all
bro I'm be honest I hate British food to
the max y'all eat beans and toast I'm
sorry have we got beans on toast that's
not toast is that toast there's no toast
there's no toast there not even toast
that's bread I can't give him Beans and
bread on baby I can't give him Beans and
bread I ain't going to lie I got to let
out a fat fart right
now no oh
no let's open it oh all right this is a
Cornish pasty a Cornish pry Cornish
pasty it's smelling it just eat it bro
why do y'all make weird food like why
can't you just make a burger we got
Burgers but we try to mix it up man
relax
relax it's not that
bad it's not that bad what the [ __ ] is
this like uh
brother what's
that what is that that's nice no it's
not bro it's like a jerk taco or some
[ __ ] with potatoes potato and it's nice
bro no bro I can't not feeling that no
I'm not feeling that at all oh my God
it's like the taste is just give it a
rating out of 10 hospital food bro give
it a rating out of 10 three out of 10
three for a Cornish pasty that's a
violation oh no no this a Brazilian food
n yall stealing Foods cuz I had stealing
it's like cheese in the middle nope oh
it's not no let's try this mate it's
called a scotch egg so you tell me it's
a fried egg that's not fried egg okay
it's it's boiled
[Music]
[Laughter]
it's got that sausage meat on the
outside and then
breadcrumbs oh he likes this
one what he saying you know what cuz I
like eggs I'm not going to lie I like
board eggs I like it so five out of 10
not the best but five out of 10 I can't
believe the king just like was just up
up one day just made it like made dis
like Yeah The King invented Scotch eggs
to be fair yeah but yeah he did shout
out the king you like meat right yeah I
do like
meat got
him like it's like bro bro put the
camera on this though he look like the
baby
bro this the baby looking bro like all
right this one is called a
s oh with
sausage what it like a hot dog something
like that it's like a regular hot dog
isn't it why you holding it
[Music]
like oh my
[Music]
God yeah nice you like the sausage yeah
wow 6 point 6 6 out of 10 6 out of 10
okay we're going up we're going up all
right let's do some crisps some British
Classics about to try some chips baby
what the hell is a space Raider like bro
try y'all be y'all be making some weird
[ __ ] yeah let me try this first cheese
flavored potato SN I'm going to sit back
cuz I actually hate the smell of
these you smell like cheese like too
cheesy it's not me
try why are you crunching like that I'm
trying to I'm trying to taste it I'm not
BR it's always a black man
talking you don't have to eat the whole
pack just all right yeah all right
you're right okay last white
you had three so I'm assuming you like
it yeah yeah like I could eat it like
yeah like yeah I could be chilling like
be my me eating it like calm [ __ ]
chilling do what what like just chilling
be your mean and just eating snacks and
[ __ ] I can eat that calm that's calm
that's CM I like that all right uh wor
it what's
it bro the L taste like Cheeto puffs
they're basically the same thing yeah a
British cling American up once again all
space Trader pickled onion
[Music]
ew no I hate them they make me sick like
I throw up if I eat
that oh no no no
no what up why the [ __ ] is this
head y'all are so
weird [ __ ] bro after this video I'm
about to start with start speaking with
a British accent tby can you come in
with another pack please you didn't give
me a rating for those oh the the Cheeto
puffs was uh 7 out of 10 uhhuh the uh
cheesy ones cheesy one was like a 6 six
six 6.5 uhhuh pickled onion for four
better than the the what was the first
thing we did oh no no three three three
I give it three to cor pasty come on the
baby yeah yeah [ __ ] the mail I'm
gone you like that one fo baller from
Germany like doing this man every time
see you do the same thing I'm I'm dii I
knew it yeah
dii I hate
this what's that pie and mesh you think
I'm about to eat this [ __ ] it's like
throw up I'm not even trolling bro I
like put all together [ __ ] I mean most
people use the knife but you know
go this [ __ ] look like [ __ ] dog ass
why you looking at dog ass for w come on
Queen come on King for the king and
queen RP Queen Elizabeth man come on
let's go rest in
peace oh the slop
a don't milk it just eat
it it's no no no that's exaggerating
that's nasty as [ __ ] oh my God God Bless
America peanut butter jelly love it
where do you see the peanut butter right
there that's not peanut butter that's
whipped cream what is that butter like I
eat this this is going to be good that's
called a scone or scone people say scone
people say SC I say scone I I eat this
but I eat it like this I like put it
yeah I eat it together come
on here we go yeah there we go that's
the best one yet yeah what's so give me
a number give me a number 7.5 out of 10
like solid it's solid you're a harsh
food critic you know you're like an
actual harsh food Cricket all right what
about cheese and crackers
bro eat the cracker
properly no no no please please please
please no no speed please speed please
speed please speed please speed please
please
speed a going to lie that cheese n right
now hell no that's the one I will agree
with you on I don't [ __ ] with blue
cheese excuse my langu shit's nasty what
am I about to eat am I about to beat my
meat it's on the tip of the spoon so be
careful oh it's already on here yeah
yeah just eat it
yep nothing there the [ __ ] was that it's
still on the spoon it's it's Hing off
the SP it's going to jump in it's going
to jump where put
it the [ __ ] is that
the [ __ ] is this what is that God Bless
America the [ __ ] is
a the hell is this that's
Mama god what the hell people you even
love it or you hate it I hate it haggus
this is another Scottish disc
hagus what the this is like actual [ __ ]
Toby must have took his [ __ ] and how did
you know yeah you you really
yeah like bro so this is another
Scottish dish that's not UK bro why are
you giving UK Scotland's literally in
the
UK it's England Northern Ireland
Scotland and Wales yeah bro he's WAFF
man dog Scotland people be tripping bro
uh it's like sheep's
intestines you know what Scotland I'm
not about to keep bashing y'all but it
tastes like meoa so I'm not really going
to be like as nasty but but I feel like
you can't eat this Dr like you need like
a red sauce to it you want to put some
sauce in it oh yeah yeah come on come on
come on I don't know if this is a crime
yeah put some Nando on that M but this
is this ain't just any Nando sauce this
is the special Perry Perry scker Edition
oh buyak what the [ __ ] they
got why why they got his face like that
let's try my boy buyo Saka
sauce let's see what that boy did
boy
M now it just turned it to a eight an
eight yeah I did not expect that an
eight that's high yeah like like the
sauce and the meat like it it Blends in
I can't eat a dry though so you like
sauce on your meat yeah I like white
sauce on my
meat have you ever I heard you like sour
sweets
yep just put in my mouth and
just she not sour at all it builds up a
little bit man nothing what the hell am
I bugging no it's not sour at all it's
kind of getting
oh I say not sour o no it's getting more
oh it's getting like when you like when
it Blends in when you're
mhm mhm
so
bro oh I took it out pop
it you guys is not sour oh my
God it's
sour give me your writing give me your
writing like bro it's four four out of
10 it's sour yeah it's just sour fruit
pasteles all right I don't like w I'm
going to Freddy's out here it's a waste
of
time this is my favorite sweet so if you
[ __ ] on this we're not friends okay
these are [ __ ]
ass
ew
D damn these are [ __ ] terrible bro
shut the [ __ ] up God
damn no I'm picking up my phone bro who
picks up their phone like that I'm just
picking up my phone pick up the phone I
never picked up my phone like in my life
picking up my phone okay no Ain going to
lie these are actually good 7 out of 10
eight no8 out of
[Music]
10 what smell that bro these
actually
[ __ ] that's disgusting how old are you
25 the
[ __ ] bro why do you smell like dookie
you smell like dookie bro
a are you ready Licor rice allos sorts
licorice all sorts no licorice allos
sorts let me try to what's allos sorts
it's not accent I thought it was a eye
okay uh- no
m- h this was
I get somebody $10,000 they eat this
it's nasty though anyone want to make
$10,000 I'll make $10,000 eat
this you see your friend forehead he
loves these sweets oh hell KSI squishies
I know I'm about to not like this [ __ ]
[ __ ] wrong with
[Music]
KSI I thought you wer going to like them
you look like you like them bro I don't
like them I don't like them your face is
saying something completely different I
do not like
them you you're about to have your nasty
as [ __ ] you're about to have your third
one no I'm not that's literally your
third one these are so [ __ ] NY okay
they're so bad let me take them away
from you my child bro I'm trying to I'm
this a taste test bro not a damn Dam got
that four in your hand
damn you like a zero out of 10 Z out of
10 yeah is there one in front of that
zero no you sure no yeah you don't want
one more no yeah
party Rings party Rings legendary as a
child Rich tea biscuits a classic and
then Jaffer cakes it's like a cheesecake
cheese where where do you see the cheese
no it's orange that's yellow bro it's
yellow where all right okay all right
okay yellow look it's the same color as
that bag what color is that bag that
yellow bag no kind of yeah no no wait
what yellow wait what is yellow and
orange that's yellow it's like a yellow
oranges bro
n n de ass okay Jaffa n this this looks
good it's like a chocolate
Oreo what the wait it isn't
nasty
but
but
bro I'm going to do it back to you now I
got one bre still
really nope but no this is like 7 out of
10 all right try Rich te biscuit
it's a [ __ ] crackers Toby what the
[ __ ] it's a biscuit a biscuit is like
that that that scone thing you gave no
that's a scone this is a
biscuit no this is a cracker no this is
a
biscuit it's like the regular out of 10
just regular let shot of party Rings
though you got colors to choose
from that was fire that's how everyone
eats them by the way they go like that
and just that's fire that's
fire m wait this is like y'all like
Cracker stuff is good biscuit God damn
it now this is actually the best this is
like the best cracker
one yeah n bro 9 out of 10 this is
actually
good yeah n out of 10 this actually a
good [ __ ] all right enough of that [ __ ]
let's get to the big round put a blind
for back
on I know somebody black just walked
past
so this the finale the finale n should I
do it
no he had his ass on
me I think this is going to be your
favorite one out of all of them speed
really yeah please I need something to
wash that down there you go what the
[ __ ] is this it's it's a fork hold the
fork oh hold the fork yeah okay then now
you can eat that just eat it
[ __ ] is that a short what is
this [ __ ] you just feed me hey hey it's
anro
yeah don't rush this
one don't spit it
out y'all are so bro what is this yo
sliss bro what is
this okay this one's really good he said
what what the [ __ ] that's a fork still
so no I want Toby to feed it to so
what was that oh God I feel something
hard the [ __ ] is
this what the
[ __ ] stop be me this s bro jelly illb
smell
it oh jelly what e the hell is that an
eel why was it hard like I felt the bone
Jello don't got to eat bones in it it's
a eel a eel like an electric eel yeah in
the ocean yeah what the what the [ __ ]
why do y'all eat weird stuff all right
bring that over Mark bring that over
please all right natural tenders from
sides they see thank you this is this is
chicken this is this is flavorful this
is life not that [ __ ] give me a rating
for that 8.5 out of 10
[ __ ] what 10 8.5 out of 10
that's not a 10 it need sauce bro I'm
eating it plain we got sauce Barbie you
sawce on the natural tenders there we go
10 n out of
10 all right give him his ners man give
him his ners n out of 10 give him his
you can clean us up as
well thanks
speed no
5.0 / 5 (0 votes)