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Summary
TLDRIn this humorous conversation, friends discuss their recent trip to a New Orleans Saints Buccaneers game, share their frustrations with poor picture-taking skills, and debate their favorite NFL teams. They also make bets on upcoming games, discuss their favorite superheroes, and engage in playful banter about team mascots and colors.
Takeaways
- 🏈 The conversation revolves around a New Orleans Saints vs. Buccaneers game that the speakers attended.
- 📸 Tito had a good view of the game but was annoyed by the clapping of fans behind them and their attempts to take pictures.
- 🤳 There was a humorous situation where a fan offered to take a picture but ended up taking poor quality photos, leading to the speaker taking selfies instead.
- 🎉 The speakers discuss their favorite NFL teams, with one choosing the Dolphins based on their mascot and colors.
- 🤷♂️ There's a debate about the quality of the Dolphins' performance and a prediction about an upcoming game against the Bills.
- 🎲 A bet is made on the outcome of the Dolphins vs. Bills game, with the speakers expressing strong opinions on the outcome.
- 🤣 The conversation includes playful banter and jokes about the speakers' favorite teams and players.
- 🎉 There is a mention of Tom Brady's potential impact on the Dolphins and a personal anecdote about a bet related to him.
- 🏆 The speakers discuss the concept of favorite teams and how they choose them, with a focus on mascots, colors, and personal connections.
- 🎭 The conversation takes a humorous turn discussing superheroes and their abilities, with a debate on who would win in a fight between Batman and Superman.
- 🍹 The script ends with a light-hearted discussion about slushies and the speakers' favorite flavors.
Q & A
What event did the speaker and Tito attend last weekend?
-They attended the New Orleans Saints vs. Buccaneers game.
What was Tito's experience with the view at the game?
-Tito had a pretty good view of the game.
How did the speaker feel about the pictures taken by the New Orleans Saints fan?
-The speaker was frustrated because the pictures were poorly taken, with one only capturing a quarter of his head.
What NFL team is Anthony a fan of, and why?
-Anthony is a fan of the Miami Dolphins because he made a bet on them winning the Super Bowl after hearing a rumor that Tom Brady might sign with them.
What was the bet amount and potential winnings Anthony could receive if the Dolphins win the Super Bowl?
-Anthony bet $200 in total: $100 on the Dolphins going to the Super Bowl and $100 on them winning it, with potential winnings of $10,000.
What is Poopy's favorite NFL team based on the script?
-Poopy doesn't have a favorite NFL team and prefers to choose based on mascots and colors. Eventually, Poopy leans towards the Chiefs and the Dolphins.
What was the speaker's response to the poorly taken pictures?
-The speaker took the phone away from the person who took the pictures and took a selfie instead.
How does the group decide on Poopy's favorite NFL team in the end?
-After some discussion and playful coercion, Poopy ends up with multiple Dolphins hats and somewhat accepts the Dolphins as a favorite team.
What humorous debate occurs regarding the Dolphins and the Buffalo Bills?
-The group humorously debates who would win between the Dolphins and the Buffalo Bills, comparing them to a fight between dolphins and Buffalo Bill from 'Silence of the Lambs'.
What superhero does Poopy say would win between Batman and Spider-Man, and why?
-Poopy believes Batman would win because Batman has contingency plans for every member of the Justice League.
Outlines
🏈 Football Game Experience and Fan Interaction
The speaker recounts a recent trip to a New Orleans Saints vs. Buccaneers game with Tito. They describe Tito's obstructed view due to a rope and the annoying applause from fans behind them. The speaker also mentions a fan who took a poor photo of them and Tito, despite their reluctance. The conversation moves to the speaker's dislike for New Orleans and a discussion about favorite NFL teams, with a focus on the Dolphins and their mascot and colors. The speaker also humorously suggests that Anthony only likes the Dolphins because of a bet he made on them.
🐬 Dolphins Fanatics and NFL Team Preferences
The dialogue continues with a focus on Anthony's strong support for the Dolphins, influenced by a bet he placed on them. The speaker and Anthony discuss their favorite NFL teams, with Anthony revealing he likes teams based on their mascots and colors. They joke about the Dolphins' chances in the upcoming Super Bowl and the number of Dolphins hats Anthony owns. The conversation also touches on other teams like the Patriots, 49ers, and Seahawks, and ends with a humorous discussion about the Buffalo Bills' logo and their upcoming game against the Dolphins.
🍹 Slushies, Superheroes, and NFL Predictions
The conversation shifts to personal preferences, starting with slushies and the favorite flavors of the participants. They then discuss superheroes, with Spider-Man and Batman being the top choices, and debate who would win in a fight. The discussion evolves into a hypothetical battle between Superman, Thanos, and Star-Lord, humorously linking their abilities to music. The conversation returns to football, with predictions for the upcoming Dolphins vs. Bills game, and a bet is made on the outcome, with the Bills being favored to win.
🐬 Final Thoughts on Dolphins and Bills Game
The final paragraph wraps up the conversation with a humorous prediction of the Dolphins winning the upcoming game against the Bills, despite the Bills being the better team. The speaker and Anthony express their support for the Dolphins and make a light-hearted bet on the game's outcome. The paragraph ends with a playful argument about the Buffalo Bills' namesake and a comparison of the Dolphins to the character Buffalo Bill from 'Silence of the Lambs'.
Mindmap
Keywords
💡New Orleans
💡Saints
💡Buccaneers
💡Tito
💡view
💡picture
💡Dolphins
💡favorite team
💡mascots and colors
💡bet
💡Super Bowl
Highlights
Trip to New Orleans for the Saints Buccaneers game
Tito's obstructed view at the game
Fan interaction offering to take pictures
Picture-taking incident with a fan and Tom Brady
Disappointment with the quality of fan-taken pictures
Selfie taken after the game as a better alternative
Discussion about favorite NFL teams based on mascots and colors
Betting on the Dolphins to win the Super Bowl
Anthony's favorite team switch to Dolphins due to a bet
Debate over the best superhero: Batman vs. Spider-Man
The power of music as a theme in Guardians of the Galaxy
Superman vs. Thanos hypothetical battle discussion
Betting on the outcome of the upcoming Dolphins vs. Bills game
Misunderstanding about the Buffalo Bills' name origin
Humor about the Dolphins' chances against Buffalo Bill from Silence of the Lambs
Final predictions and banter about the Dolphins' game
Transcripts
all right Ruby I want to show you
something okay all right so last weekend
me and Tito went to the New Orleans
Saints Buccaneers game yes and I want
you to see Tito's seat okay okay so this
is uh the view That Tito had at the game
it's pretty good view yeah okay well let
me see
[Applause]
oh
right
you had to do that the whole game oh my
God yeah
[Applause]
or
do that
gonna speak though oh my God that's so
annoying this view so here's another
thing poopy there was these fans sitting
behind me these New Orleans Saints fans
and the guy's like you want me to get
your picture you want me to get your
picture and they were being [ __ ] and
I was like I don't want I didn't want my
picture taken okay but finally I was
like here because they want to take a
picture of me and Tito okay so like
because so Brady was like right in front
of us he's like I'll get a picture with
you you guys and Brady and
is the Rope covering no no this is his
picture oh whoa okay oh he took those
himself that's the yeah like these are
the pictures I think I offered to take
your picture and that's what he did uh
why what he's the worst at taking
pictures
ain't no way at least you got the Rope
you guys just went to the wrong game
let's go Dolphins yeah no so I I took I
took the phone away from him yeah of
course he said he had the balls to say
how they look and I looked at him I was
like what the [ __ ] I just stopped I just
I never turned around again the whole
game oh my god look you ungrateful [ __ ]
I was taking the pictures I was trying
my hardest look I have I actually give
it for you I was drunk but I actually
gave him F and that's how you were
paying me
[ __ ] Bucks fans that's sad no that's
it that's his picture taking ability
that I've healed
he could have taken his shoes off and
socks off and taken a better picture
with his feet no that he didn't even try
to take a good picture no that's the
thing he did that's he took the picture
I really I really wanted a picture of a
quarter of my head to commemorate today
I'll never forget what my left eye was
doing that day you should really post
those on your Instagram no I went to the
guy who thought these were good pictures
I mean that one's probably the most
decent because yeah you get something
but it's still I don't know what he was
I just super zoomed in he's like times
like tense zoomed in I don't know that
would make more sense look I took us
afterwards I took a selfie I was pissed
yeah another one I took a selfie it's
way better that's how you do it [ __ ]
I don't I don't know you should have
said let me take a picture of you and
then just taking a picture of someone
completely different
taking a picture of the sky I have no
idea what his attempt was at taking that
photo it makes me a little sad so I hate
New Orleans hey hey you know you know
who you wouldn't hate who
I was just looking down but yeah you
said it Anthony is the biggest Anthony's
the biggest dolphins fan hey what about
that game last week
poopy who's your favorite NFL team I
don't have one no you have to make a
decision right now
I'm not gonna go based on how good they
are at football I don't care I go based
on their mascot and their colors who's
your favorite team of wolves all the way
Chiefs yeah we gave uh the Dolphins a
charity player Oh tiger NFL hats that
I've owned I can't yeah I know you want
me to pick a dolphins down
all right close your eyes just give
yourself a good grab okay
you're gonna God damn it I know I know I
know you're gonna give me a dolphin tap
no no I would never do that okay that's
okay this is my favorite NFL team I
think this is the one haters maybe not a
NFL
you have to choose a team from the Super
Bowl the 49ers or the Chiefs
um um honestly I'd probably go over the
Chiefs okay go go go go again that's
lame I don't know anything about the
49ers what is this
[Applause]
you know it's a great question
welcome to the club brother
yeah go Dolphins hey let's go Dolphins
you want another Dolphin head this one
this one might look a little bit better
on your head yeah uh-huh
it's you know it was meant to be what
what teams were there to choose from oh
no
[Laughter]
you could have been the Patriots you
could have you could have been Camaro
the San Francisco's yeah yeah there's a
lot of patriots the patriots oh you
could have been Titans the Dolphins you
could have been them I could have been
the Perry platypuses
see the colors the poopy
[ __ ] which one you feeling uh honestly
that one's kind of cool yeah Dolphins
fan boobs it looks like you got signed
by them and they're trying to find you
yeah
who's your favorite team uh Jesus Christ
[Laughter]
you could have been the Bahamas
you could have been the Patriots the
Bulls the Mickeys the Patriots the
Dolphins I know you have so many
dolphins
he's a dolphins fan that has that many
hats I want to explain why Anthony's
favorite team is the Dolphins okay so
guys I'm explaining to you so
uh when Tom Brady retired we had heard a
rumor that Tom Brady was going to come
out of retirement and sign with the
dolphins and so Anthony took it a little
too seriously and how much did you bet
on the Dolphins to win the Super Bowl a
hundred dollars from the go to the Super
Bowl and then another 100 for him to win
the Super Bowl how much will you win if
that wins 10 G
I got a hat for every win
okay that means they're gonna go uh uh
one two three four five and five and
twelve every touchdown should I make a
wild card bro I had a hat for every
touchdown in the Super Bowl oh there's
four five
so so guys he literally only likes the
Dolphins because he made this bet on
them
and now I told him it has to be his
favorite team and I love it who's your
favorite player on the Dolphins I want
you to name five players
all right name four of us and hold on
can you say two way who else no no no no
the two one who else you watched the
game last night
high tower who's that I don't know you
know the Nickelback
you know we got uh you know Brady
we almost had break on all right poopy
so are you happy with your Dolphins pick
no you could have been the Seahawks
would you rather be the Seahawks I'd
rather be the Seahawks they chose come
on yeah but their colors are cooler and
they're they're cooler than this so guys
I want to let you guys know that they
both actually like the Ravens I like
their mascot and their colors probably
the best you know so so you're you're
Chiefs Dolphins Seahawks sure Jesus
Christ wait wait wait wait wait wait
wait wait wait
oh what is this
so I like any team that's Brady on it
and other than that like the Cowboys but
they'll never win anything that means he
likes the ball almost had Brady I would
have had to go for the Dolphins if he
would assign a break that's why there's
so many dolphins hats in here
I don't know why preemptive chili is a
dolphins fan that's why she has all
those but she also likes the 49ers so I
don't I'm just thinking by my choice of
The Wiggles
wait wait or would you like the Broncos
no no no I feel like you're hung like a
horse no I mean yes but no I'm not hey
hey that's confirmed that's good you
just confirmed it yeah big schlong Long
Dong poops
picking poops and poops
not packing two people
not Rippy balls boobs long slew Pub lube
and poop and dude wow
okay we've been lubing on a tubing all
right there's a lot of props I have to
get to make that happen yeah slippery
day what's your nationality like Cuban
Portuguese that's almost Cuban food sure
well what are you drinking uh well have
a slushie an extra slush and he's like
hey William I was like I can't turn I
was pretty slushy it tastes so much
better when it's free is this flashy
blue
I don't know it looks like jeffy's
vacuum bro
oh I'm getting back flashbacks what's
your favorite kind of slushie uh I got a
blue flavor
yeah whatever the blue raspberry
whatever well let's talk about let's
talk about slushies real quick yeah
because you remember what's the Commando
one um oh yeah Red Rage Berry commander
and Berry Commander yeah at a gas
station near you oh man Red Rage Berry
commander and what was the blue one
okay poopy favorite superhero uh
Spider-Man favorite superhero probably
Batman who would win
Batman probably Batman no Spider-Man
Batman has a contingency plan for every
single person in the Justice League
Jesus Christ
who's your favorite Star-Lord who the
hell is that Peter Quill Guardians of
the Galaxy what is that what
I've been to Batman that's who it is
the power of music what did you say
could be music
all right let's talk about this will
told me the other day that if it was
Superman vs Thanos that tell he said
tell me the movie wouldn't be 30 seconds
Infinity War would have been just like
that so using will same logic oh he
would Thanos versus Star-Lord
Thanos flaps right now hear me out
Superman he's a normal human man who has
guns and rocket boots that's all he is
that's it what's the music have to do
with him he just listens to me he
answers like a bad [ __ ] and that's why
he's the best now who can beat Superman
poopy uh doomsday Batman Okay Batman no
if Batman can beat Superman and Superman
that's true yeah if he knows his mom
he's beat him in a lot of comics and a
lot of like cartoons and animations so
we're gonna go with that honestly so if
Batman can beat Superman Superman can
beat Thanos and Thanos can beat Star
Lord as long as their moms have the same
name it doesn't matter exactly then who
can beat the Dolphins no I mean that's
just we we don't even need The Infinity
Gauntlet right okay okay Jesus Christ
can beat the Dolphins yeah all right
Anthony real quick Beth what is all the
Dolphins gonna beat the bills this
weekend easily the score is gonna be
35
to 14. damn
hell no two was throwing eight
interceptions you guys are getting no
point George pointers getting three
picks to get this last Sunday almost
5.78 almost 500 passes
it's gonna be his only season in the NFL
hear what you said because I don't I
don't actually understand the language
of bums who was winning two of games
this year I'm giving you that one all
right let's make a bet then all right
let's pick a bet okay who's gonna win
this Sunday you're saying the Dolphins
bills bills okay all right well we
betting I bet your left nut
the clap all right all right 50 bucks
each all right 50 bucks each bucks each
yes sir reasonable all right guys you
see on camera 50 bucks bill I mean I'm
going with you bills are good sir 100
yeah
I want you to go to a game be the only
person making that noise yeah we'll be
like
wait my question is I really don't know
so it's the Buffalo Bills but their
logos their city which is a buffalo
what's a bill yeah what's Buffalo Bill
uh he was the serial killer in Silence
of the Lambs is that who they are yeah
they're named after the serial killer so
what's the logo belt I don't know they
just thought it was cool so who wins in
a fight a serial killer named Bill or a
dolphin yeah Buffalo Bills versus the
Dolphins
Silence of the Lambs versus adults the
Dolphins are out of the water wait wait
okay okay the game is in Miami
which means he's in the water they're
actually on a football field no no no no
if it's if it's Bill okay that's not
fair because the dolphin would die if
it's Bill versus the Dolphins
Dolphins more than one and they're
coming to our old Buffalo Bills right so
it's a bunch of clones of that guy from
that movie but they're in the water
because they're coming to our hometown
they're playing on our field that's fair
so they're in the water
Harpoon guns though we will literally
grab your feet and drag you under we'll
be blowing up and you'll be doing spins
make the answer the Dolphins would kill
Buffalo Bill from Silence of the Lambs
but if we're on Turf on land I mean
they're Dolphins they can't really do a
lot yeah you're not making sense you
lose by default I mean you make no Sammy
so it's their Turf so it's our turf like
the Buffalo Bills were contending for
the super are you gonna argue with poops
I'm arguing with this is this is I've
never done a poopy this is the poopy
you're gonna argue with poopy logic
leave
the Bet's Off Leaf all right booby
that's not uh-huh so you're set who wins
who wins this weekend bills or Dolphins
realistically from what I understand the
bills are probably a better team but I
don't know so I'm gonna say the Dolphins
just because of my stupid reasoning so
what me and Logan versus you too yeah
you bet uh yeah yeah yeah so we're
together we're against you guys okay
because you're being Jesus always Jesus
always wins man yeah I know well
actually all right poopy say go Dolphins
uh go Dolphins I guess
you said that in Dolphins
oh yeah we're gonna win no matter what
or what I mean this is a given come on
forget about it
the Buffalo billions by a million
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