"I Almost Pissed Myself On A Plane..." - Nyanners

Summary

In this humorous and painfully relatable story, the narrator recounts their desperate experience on a flight, struggling to hold in an overwhelming urge to pee. Despite trying to manage their discomfort, the narrator's bladder reaches critical levels, leading to a comical internal dialogue about their options—risk the plane's bathroom or endure the agony until landing. From vivid descriptions of their bloated bladder to the fear of public embarrassment, the story humorously explores the extremes of bladder control under pressure, offering a humorous yet sincere apology for previously making light of such experiences.

Takeaways

• 😀 The narrator prepares for the flight by peeing before boarding, but still ends up with a pressing need to urinate.
• 😀 After drinking a Sprite and eating a large meal, the narrator quickly feels a growing discomfort in their bladder.
• 😀 The urge to pee escalates in stages, from a slight tingle to a painful, urgent need to go.
• 😀 The narrator humorously describes the physical sensations of a distended bladder, comparing it to a stretched drumskin.
• 😀 At the peak of desperation, the narrator considers using the plane's bathroom despite their previous aversion to it.
• 😀 The narrator's mental state deteriorates as they struggle with the intense need to pee, fearing they might embarrass themselves.
• 😀 The flight crew announces an early landing, adding to the narrator's frustration and discomfort, as they can’t use the bathroom.
• 😀 The narrator considers extreme scenarios, including hoping the plane would crash to avoid public humiliation from wetting themselves.
• 😀 Once the plane lands, the narrator is in so much pain that they are unable to move normally, feeling as if their bladder is a heavy, sloshing balloon.
• 😀 Despite finally reaching the bathroom after landing, the narrator describes the relief of urinating as insufficient, still feeling discomfort.
• 😀 The narrator reflects on their previous jokes about peeing, now apologizing for taking the experience lightly and understanding its seriousness.

Q & A

Why did the narrator feel nauseated before the flight?

The narrator mentions that they tend to feel nauseous when flying, despite not being scared of planes anymore. It's likely a case of mild motion sickness.

What did the narrator order on the flight, and why?

The narrator ordered a Sprite to settle their stomach and a first-class chicken mashed potato stew with a salad to eat during the flight.

How did the narrator's bladder feel after drinking the Sprite?

The narrator's bladder started to feel stretched and uncomfortable almost immediately after drinking the Sprite, escalating in urgency as the flight continued.

What stages of needing to pee does the narrator describe?

The narrator describes three stages: 1) the first tingle of needing to pee, 2) the shift to feeling a little discomfort, and 3) the intense urgency where the bladder feels like it's about to burst (the 'orange level').

How does the narrator describe the physical sensation of their bladder as the flight went on?

The narrator compares the feeling of their bladder to being distended and stretched, likening it to the taut skin of a pig left out in the sun, describing the pain and pressure as almost unbearable.

What was the narrator’s reaction when the pilot announced the plane was beginning its descent?

The narrator panicked, realizing they couldn’t use the bathroom and felt like their bladder was on the verge of exploding. They even considered the drastic thought of the plane crashing to avoid the humiliation of peeing themselves.

What did the narrator think would happen if they got up to use the bathroom during the descent?

The narrator feared that if they stood up, they would be reprimanded, and if they were told to return to their seat, they would be so embarrassed that they might pee themselves right there in front of everyone.

What did the narrator feel when the plane landed, and they had to wait at the gate?

The narrator felt extreme discomfort and desperation as they had to wait at the gate. The urgency to pee was so intense that they felt as if they were bargaining with a higher power for relief.

What was the narrator’s experience like when they finally reached the bathroom?

When the narrator finally got to the bathroom, they sat down and urinated for over a minute straight, but it didn’t feel as relieving as they expected, as their bladder still felt stretched and uncomfortable.

How did the narrator feel after their experience on the plane?

The narrator felt deeply changed by the experience, realizing how serious bladder issues can be. They expressed regret for making jokes about peeing in the past, acknowledging the pain and discomfort they experienced.