I Tried Fast Food Kids Meals …but I'm A 30 Year Old Lady

Summary

A 30-year-old woman humorously taste-tests and ranks fast food kids' meals from various American chains, including McDonald's, Wendy's, Subway, and more. She rates them on a scale of one to five stars, considering factors like taste, side options, and the overall experience. Her findings? McDonald's and Jersey Mike's take the top spots for different reasons, while Subway and Popeyes come in last. The video is as much a commentary on the state of kids' meals as it is a personal journey in indulgence and nostalgia.

Takeaways

• 🍔 The reviewer is a 30-year-old woman who wants to taste test and rank every fast food kids meal within driving distance of her house.
• 👶 She did this partly because she wants to know which kids meal is the best for her 1.5-year-old daughter, even though they rarely eat fast food.
• 📊 She plans to rank the kids meals on a scale from 1 to 5 stars based on her taste test.
• 🚗 The taste tests are conducted from her car to ensure the meals are fresh.
• 🍕 Subway's kids meal with turkey was her first test and she gave it 3.5 stars.
• 🍟 Wendy's kids meal with a burger and chicken nuggets received a rating of 4 stars.
• 🍔 McDonald's Happy Meal was a clear favorite and received a full 5 stars.
• 🍗 Jersey Mike's kids meal was also highly rated with a 5-star rating.
• 🍳 The reviewer found that Smash Burger's kids meal felt more like an adult meal than a kid's meal and gave it 3.5 stars.
• 🍦 Chipotle's kids meal was a bit confusing to order and ended up being more adult-oriented, receiving a 3.5-star rating.
• 🚫 The reviewer experienced increased paranoia and anxiety while filming in public and consuming the amount of fast food and sugary drinks.

Q & A

What is the main purpose of the video?

The main purpose of the video is to taste test and rank every fast food kids meal within driving distance of the host's house.

Why does the host consider her opinion on kids meals important?

The host considers her opinion important because she believes it helps determine the best options for her daughter and adds value to her viewers.

What is the host's ranking system for the kids meals?

The host uses a simple 5-star rating system to rank the kids meals.

Why did the host decide to include Subway in her taste test?

The host included Subway because it held a special place in her heart during college, and she wanted to see how their kids meal compared.

What was the host's reaction to the Subway kids meal?

The host was pleasantly surprised by the Subway kids meal, giving it a rating of 3.5 stars.

Why did the host choose to film her taste tests from her car?

The host filmed from her car to ensure the meals were tasted fresh and to avoid drawing attention in public.

What was the host's favorite part of the McDonald's Happy Meal?

The host's favorite part of the McDonald's Happy Meal was the chicken nuggets, which she rated as the best.

Why did the host decide to include Jersey Mike's in her taste test?

The host included Jersey Mike's because she loves their sandwiches and wanted to see how their kids meal compared.

What was the host's overall experience with the Smash Burger kids meal?

The host found the Smash Burger kids meal to be more adult-oriented and gave it a rating of 3.5 stars.

How did the host feel after completing the taste test video?

The host felt terrible, both physically and mentally, after consuming so much fast food and decided to make a lifestyle change towards healthier eating.

What was the final ranking of the kids meals according to the host?

The final rankings were McDonald's at number one with 5 stars, followed by Chick-fil-A, Jersey Mike's, Panera, Wendy's, Smash Burger, Chipotle, Burger King, Popeyes, and Subway at the lowest.