Worst Indian Copies of Famous Restaurants

Summary

The video script is a humorous exploration of the rampant copying of popular fast food chains in Delhi, India. The narrator describes their experience with various knock-offs of well-known brands like Domino's, McDonald's, Burger King, KFC, Pizza Hut, Starbucks, and Subway. They detail the absurd names these copycat establishments adopt, such as 'DomiNON', 'McDonor's', 'Burger Queen', 'SFC - Sardarji Fried Chicken', and 'Sub Wub'. Throughout the script, the narrator humorously critiques the quality of the food, the blatant disregard for hygiene, and the creative but misleading marketing tactics of these establishments. The summary of the video would highlight the satirical take on the prevalence of counterfeit food chains in Delhi, the narrator's encounters with their products, and the comical commentary on the state of fast food in the city.

Takeaways

• 🍕 The video discusses various local imitations of popular fast food chains, highlighting the prevalence of copycat businesses in Delhi, India.
• 📝 It points out that some of these copycat establishments are facing legal cases for their imitations but continue to operate.
• 🤔 The video raises the question of whether these仿冒 (imitation) versions are better than the original fast food chains.
• 🏙️ The exploration takes place in Delhi, known for its diverse food scene and the presence of both authentic and duplicate dining options.
• 😅 Humorous and absurd variations of brand names like 'DomiNON', 'Ominoj', and 'Hominos' are presented, playing on the idea of mistaken identity and poor imitations.
• 👎 Negative customer reviews are mentioned, with complaints about poor quality food, incorrect orders, and unhygienic conditions.
• 🍗 The video also touches on the topic of food safety and the potential health risks associated with consuming low-quality or improperly prepared food.
• 🌟 Despite the overall negative tone, there are moments where the presenter seems to find some enjoyment in the taste or experience, suggesting a complex relationship with these仿冒 (imitation) establishments.
• 📚 The script satirically compares the experience of ordering from these仿冒 (imitation) restaurants to an 'average dating app experience', highlighting the disappointment and unpredictability.
• 🚫 The video warns viewers to be cautious and check the spelling of the restaurants they order from to avoid being misled by仿冒 (imitation) establishments.
• 📈 There is an underlying commentary on business ethics and the lengths some establishments will go to in order to profit from the reputation of well-known brands.

Q & A

What is the main theme of the transcript?

The transcript is primarily about the experience of encountering and reviewing various rip-offs of well-known fast food chains, highlighting the humor and absurdity of these establishments.

What is the first fast food chain mentioned in the transcript?

The first fast food chain mentioned is Domino's Pizza.

How does the author describe the quality of the rip-off Domino's Pizza?

The author describes the quality as very poor, mentioning issues such as incorrect orders, lack of proper ingredients, and even finding a hair in the food.

What is the name of one of the rip-off Domino's Pizza establishments mentioned in the transcript?

One of the names mentioned is 'DomiNO', which is a play on the actual Domino's name.

Which city is referred to as the 'capital of the country, smoke, and duplicates'?

The city referred to is Delhi.

What is the name of the rip-off of McDonald's mentioned in the transcript?

The name mentioned is 'McDonor's', which is a humorous take on the original McDonald's name.

What is the main complaint about the rip-off McDonald's food?

The main complaint is that the food is not only a poor imitation of the original but also includes items that are not expected, such as toothpaste instead of mayonnaise.

What is the general sentiment towards the rip-off fast food establishments in the transcript?

The general sentiment is one of humor and disbelief, with a critical view towards the low quality and deceptive practices of these establishments.

What is the significance of the phrase 'This would give one day of loose motion' in the transcript?

The phrase is a humorous way to express that the food from the rip-off establishments is so poor in quality that it could potentially cause food poisoning or digestive issues.

What is the final verdict on the rip-off Domino's Pizza compared to the original Domino's?

The final verdict is that despite some of the rip-offs appearing to be good initially, they are ultimately inferior and not as good as the original Domino's Pizza.

What is the transcript's stance on the practice of copying popular fast food chains?

The transcript is critical of the practice, highlighting the negative experiences and the deceptive nature of these rip-off establishments.

Outlines

00:00

🍔 Exploits and Critiques of Fast Food Chain Imitations

The video script begins with a humorous take on the rampant imitations of popular fast food chains. It discusses how these copycat businesses often face legal issues but continue to operate due to the lure of profit. The speaker humorously suggests that for every well-known brand like Adidas, there's a ready imitation like 'Abibas.' The narrative then shifts to Delhi, a city notorious for its counterfeit food outlets. The speaker recounts their experience with multiple fake versions of Domino's Pizza, highlighting the absurd variations of the brand name and the poor quality of the food. The segment is filled with customer reviews that emphasize the dissatisfaction and the feeling of being cheated by these establishments. The script also pokes fun at the lack of hygiene and the use of inappropriate ingredients in these counterfeit pizzas.

05:00

🍕 Adventures in Delhi's Fast Food Doppleganger Scene

The second paragraph continues the exploration of Delhi's counterfeit food scene, focusing on the speaker's encounters with fake versions of Domino's Pizza. The narrative includes a detailed account of the poor quality of the food, such as pizzas with no cheese and mayonnaise sachets mistaken for condiments. The speaker also describes the deceptive practices of these establishments, like using similar logos and menu items to the original Domino's. The paragraph is filled with sarcasm and disbelief at the audacity of these copycat businesses. It concludes with the speaker's decision to try food from 'Le Demons Pizza' and 'Dorimon Pizza,' which are also counterfeit versions of Domino's, and their surprising satisfaction with the food's quality, despite the clear copying of the original brand.

10:01

🤮 A Foray into the World of Fast Food Knock-offs

The third paragraph delves into the experiences with various fast food imitators of global chains like McDonald's, Burger King, KFC, and Pizza Hut. The speaker humorously describes the creative, and sometimes bizarre, names these copycat establishments use, such as 'McDon Cafe,' 'Burger Queen,' 'SFC,' and 'Pizza Hot.' The narrative is interspersed with the speaker's reactions to the food, which range from disappointment due to the low quality and unappetizing ingredients to moments of surprising satisfaction. The paragraph also includes a critique of the lack of originality and creativity in these imitations, suggesting that the confidence of these establishments in their copied concepts is misplaced.

15:02

😖 A Satirical Take on Delhi's Copycat Cafe Culture

The final paragraph shifts the focus to coffee shops and sandwich chains, with a particular emphasis on imitations of Starbucks and Subway. The speaker recounts the existence of places like 'Sardarji Baksh' and various versions of Subway, including 'Sub Wub,' which are clear copies of the original brands. The narrative highlights the irony of these establishments charging similar prices to the brands they imitate, despite the lack of quality. The speaker also touches upon the issue of food safety and hygiene, with references to finding hair in the food. The paragraph ends with a plea for viewers to subscribe to avoid such unpleasant dining experiences and a humorous reference to wanting to go home, indicating the speaker's exhaustion with the subpar quality of the copycat food scene in Delhi.

Keywords

💡Fast Food Chains

Fast food chains are a type of restaurant that serves food quickly and is typically part of a large business that operates many stores. In the video, the theme revolves around the exploration of rip-offs or copycat versions of well-known fast food chains, indicating a focus on the authenticity and quality of these establishments.

💡Rip-offs

A rip-off refers to a situation where a product or service is copied from an original, often with the intention of deceiving consumers into thinking they are getting the genuine article. In the context of the video, the term is used to describe the copycat fast food outlets that are the subject of the investigation.

💡Domino's Pizza

Domino's Pizza is a widely recognized international pizza delivery company. The video discusses various山寨 (counterfeit) versions of Domino's, such as 'DomiNON' and 'Ominoj,' highlighting the prevalence of copycat businesses in certain regions.

💡Copycat Businesses

Copycat businesses are companies that imitate the products, services, or branding of another, usually more successful, company. The video's narrative is centered on the prevalence of such businesses in the fast food industry, particularly in Delhi, India.

💡Quality

Quality refers to the standard of something as measured by various criteria like material, design, or performance. The video script frequently discusses the quality, or lack thereof, of the food and service provided by the copycat fast food chains, often with humorous or critical commentary.

💡Reviews

Reviews are evaluations or critiques of products, services, or other subjects. In the video, the hosts consider reviews as a means to decide which of the copycat fast food outlets to try, emphasizing the importance of consumer feedback in their decision-making process.

💡McDonald's

McDonald's is a global fast-food corporation known for its burgers and fast service. The video mentions various spoof versions of McDonald's, such as 'Mc Don Cafe' and 'McDowell's Pizza,' to illustrate the extent of imitation in the fast food industry.

💡Burger King

Burger King is an American global chain of fast-food restaurants known for its burgers. The video humorously points out the existence of 'Burger Queen' as an example of the creative, albeit misleading, names given to copycat establishments.

💡Pizza Hut

Pizza Hut is an American multinational restaurant chain and international franchise known for its pizzas. The script makes note of local variations like 'Pizza House' and 'Pizza Hot 69,' which are presented as knock-offs of the original Pizza Hut brand.

💡Starbucks

Starbucks is an American multinational coffeehouse chain that is a well-known brand for coffee and other beverages. The video references 'Sardarji Baksh,' a local imitation of Starbucks, which had to change its name due to legal action from Starbucks, indicating the global reach and legal protection of brand names.

💡Subway

Subway is an American multinational sandwich restaurant chain that offers various subs and salads. The video mentions 'Sub Wub' as an example of a local copycat, highlighting the creativity in naming and the attempt to emulate the success of global chains at a local level.

Highlights

Investigation into rip-offs of popular fast food chains in Delhi

Many copycat restaurants have pending legal cases for imitation

Explored various fake versions of Domino's Pizza with absurd name variations like DomiNON, DomiNOZ, Domin'd

Reviews of the counterfeit pizzas indicate extremely poor quality, with complaints of no cheese and wrong fillings like soyabean in chicken pizza

Visit to a full copy restaurant 'Le Demons Pizza' with an identical Domino's logo

Le Demons Pizza offers items like choco lava and cheese burst, with photos of foreigners copied from Domino's

Observation of unhygienic practices at Le Demons Pizza with no gloves or aprons used

Surprise at the quality of the pizza from Le Demons, rating it 8 out of 10

Visit to 'Dorimon Pizza' with a Doraemon theme and a child operating the cash counter

Disappointment with the long wait times and poor quality of pizza from Domino's and its imitators

Humorous interaction with Ominoj Pizza, a Domino's imitator, over the phone

Pizza from an imitation Domino's arrives in a simple red box with just the word 'Pizza' on it

Complaints about the side of toothpaste and hair found in the pizza, indicating unhygienic conditions

Outrage at the poor quality of pizza being sold at Domino's prices, leading to a vow to warn others

Encounters with copycat versions of McDonald's, Burger King, KFC, Pizza Hut, Starbucks, and Subway in Delhi

Amusement at the creative and sometimes bizarre names of the fast food imitators, such as Mc Don Cafe, Burger Queen, SFC, Sardarji Baksh

Disgust at the low quality and unappetizing nature of the food from these copycat establishments

Urgency to find the real Domino's and avoid the pitfalls of the counterfeit versions

Appeal to subscribers to support the channel and avoid the poor experiences had by the creators

Transcripts

After emptying the data pack of our entire household

We've found some of the rip-offs of fast food chains frequented by foodies.

They copied the entire homework and just changed the handwriting.

Some of them even have cases pending on them for the same

and they are still at it.

Because:

"BUSINESS. Business!"

Anyway when has a case ever stopped someone-

~System Pe System~

Hello yes?

We have an Abibas ready for every Adidas,

But are these copies better than the real?

To find this out,

we went to the capital of the country, smoke, and duplicates.

Delhi.

Where you can get Spice Hot Mo-

M- mom....?

And find Rajnigandha boxes on the road.

Here if you wish to eat Domino's then:

(imperfect shadow clone jutsu)

They had to type in Domino's

but with feet.

Whatever button was pressed became the name.

DomiNON.

DomiNOZ.

DomiNOX.

Domin'd.

DomiNO. (yeah domiNO coz it ain't domino's)

Ominoj, Ominos, Ominos.

Is this written for real or have I become Ishaan Awasthi?? (=ref. movie Taare Zameen Par)

Even my name doesn't have such absurd variants. (comments: is that a challenge?)

Their choco lava must have Bitumen for roads instead of chocolate.

They'll serve crows in chicken wings I'm telling you.

Bruh where do we order from from among all these???

Let's decide after seeing the reviews.

Brother I haven't eaten anything of such a poor, poor quality till date.

It's fake Domino's Pizza.

I feel like putting a bullet in you.

*police sirens*

They even unalive people here.

Very worst pizza.

Thuuuu. (=spitting onomatopoeia)

Eating this pizza is equivalent to unaliving oneself.

Please refund my money.

Don't order chicken pizza.

They give you soyabean in chicken pizza. (that's a crime)

If we order paneer they would put thermocol.

Should we just fast today?

Dude choose one!

This would give one day of loose motion.

This would give a three-day one.

Look at the photos they've put up.

And look at the photos of what people got. (average dating app experience)

Look at this bro someone got this.

THERE AIN'T NO CHEESE ON THERE.

They've put a sachet of shampoo in the name of mayonnaise.

Guys the main restaurant we had to order from are closed now.

We had to order from Ominos and Hominos. (those sound ominous)

If y'all are getting scammed seeing these

and are ordering from here by mistaking it to be Domino's

then you deserve to be scammed.

Domain'S-

We'll order from here.

And by the time our order arrives

We'll head over to an actual, full copy restaurant.

So our first location is:

Le Demons Pizza.

Whether it is D'Mons or Demons

they themselves don't know.

They're just advertising the burger

coz they don't want anyone to taste the pizza.

Their logo is exactly the same as Domino's.

Who'll go to Domino's

When we have Demons.

They have choco lava here as well.

Cheese Burst too.

There are pics of foreigners everywhere

just like real Domino's.

Because how will they make the place appear expensive with pics of Indians.

They even copied the exact same photos from Domino's website.

Just like the live kitchen,

here also you can see them make the pizza base.

No gloves, no apron,

Only love.

"This is a secret spice put by sir"

"which we can't tell you."

*WOWWWWW* (that looks good tho)

Domino's dreams of making such a pizza.

It seriously looks good.

There's a lot in this.

It's really good.

It's good?

Are you gonna spit it out the moment I cut the camera?

What have they made?

What have they made?

That's what I'm asking bro, what have they made!

By copying, people either become like them

or worse than them.

You don't have to be better than them

What have they made-

Next thing you know there's that saying no

Kiss the chef coz it's so good

Just do it.

Issa good idea no?

Uncle might not like it

I think the idea is good.

Uncle might not be interested.

It's really good brother

It's really good.

"Thank you."

How has the business been going?

"If we make good things then it goes well."

(so many languages and bro spoke facts)

It's better than Domino's.

Really good.

Look he has given so many things.

All this is going inside my pocket. (Doraemon activities)

Where is it going?

You need to carry memories when you eat something good, you know, memories.

But bro the logo is really good,

the colour scheme is the same.

Photos inside are the same.

Everything same on the menu.

But dude,

you need to be like the original

and not better than it.

That's why it's marks will be a bit less.

8 on 10.

Next is, Domino's daddy

Dorimon Pizza.

Coz Domino's is blue

And so is Doraemon.

This is their anywhere door,

which will directly take you to Italy.

~Italian music~

Italy is hot dude.

Here they have Res Sauce and White SOUCE.

No man, I ate paper yesterday itself

I don't wanna eat it again.

I didn't think that Dorimon pizza would be made by Doraemon ahh people.

There was just a little head visible from behind the cash counter

So I thought maybe the uncle is sitting down.

And when we looked then a kid of the same height was standing.

He was so small.

Why bother kids for pizza

Let them watch Doraemon.

We'll go from here.

No Doraemon.

Domino's pizza arrives in 30 minutes

and there's nothing here even after an hour.

So we thought to pass some time.

We'll get a copyright from your caller tune. Copy-

"Hello?"

Are you speaking from Ominoj Pizza?

"Yes ma'am."

What is Ominoj Pizza

Isn't it Domino's?

"Domino's name is different"

"Ominoj is separate"

You've made the same name.

"Yeah I've made a similar name."

Where can we find the real Domino's?

"Real Domino's you can find out by yourself."

"Here there is no Domino's"

There ain't no Ominoj either?

"No no, there is no Ominoj or Domino's" (Siri when I accidentally call it Alexa)

"-they're busy on another call"

Meaning imagine the amount of orders they're getting.

They're making loads of money dude.

Imma also make Domininder

Dommohan.

Domaloo. (=dum aloo. a dish)

Yeah is this Dominos pizza?

"No."

Where are you speaking from?

"From Jaipur." (GIGO live example)

What are you doing in Jaipur after setting up a store here???

These people don't know how to run a business.

But finally, after an hour the Zomato guy arrives and...

Uh b-brother my order...

I don't want belt I want my pizza. (hungry but for food)

Oh so this is where the time went??

(maybe if this Sooram sooRAN food would've reached quicker)

"Amul Macho, wear it and dance."

This box ain't like Domino's at all.

It is red in colour.

All it says is Pizza. (No Frills is that you?)

What is it okay.

Dude what is there in sides?? Toothpaste??

What is this hard thing??

This seems like paper dude.

I can tear this apart.

They gave heavy cream instead.

In place of mayo.

Should I put this on toothpaste to brush my teeth?

You know how we make a Fevicol layer, like we used to when young, and used to peel it off from hand.

What's in this?

Ohhh brooo.

This looks a little better.

THIS HAIR-

What???

IT HAS HAIR IN IT. (Oh hair nah)

An amazing strand of hair in this.

And look at the size of the paneer piece ahahaha

The parsimony here.

*Gautami chuckles*

How much did it cost bro. Hope it wasn't worth Rs. 500

That here.

One has toothpaste, and one has hair.

This- Oh shit.

This has been made on a Rs. 20-30 base. (~$0.24)

I haven't seen a sturdier bread than this-

*knocking sounds* (BRUT force required for that one)

If you wanna crack someone's head, you can chuck this instead of a brick.

And people are mistaking it to be Domino's and spending their money to order this.

I feel really bad.

We'll call the ambulance and let them know to be ready coz we're about to eat this.

By the time we eat this and fall sick they'll take us to the hospital.

Wow this is good.

This one is with loaded veggies. - This is alright.

Imma eat the garlic bread you can have the pizza.

(top 10 betrayals)

Your teeth are gonna break.

(we are off to a "rocky" start. geddit? coz hard like rock? eh? no? ok)

The mushroom is burnt.

It was good looking too but

all the mushrooms are burnt. (ain't mush room for improvement there)

(the worst they can say is no-)

What happened?

What happened??

Whatever happened should happen to you too. Eat you'll geddit.

Yeah imma take another slice.

(-1hp -1hp -1hp -1hp -1hp)

*out of breath laughing*

What did you feel?

Chemical bro.

That's what! That isn't cheese.

It's something fake, something else.

I would rather eat the hair.

Gimme the hair.

Eat it.

Eat it, pick up the slice with the hair strand.

Here I'm trynna understand where the hair is from. (some things are better left unknown)

Whether it is from the moustache or head we don't know.

(yeah... moustache and head...yup thought that too)

Oh.

This Fevicol one can be consumed completely guys.

See this one is alright no?

(hiding the pain behind the smile)

What happened?

What happened??

Bro my body is saying

to go to bathroom and puke it out.

Now we can truly understand the sorrow of all reviewers

because if this is what you're getting the Domino's level pricing

that's really horrible.

Neighbours, there's some food for y'all.

What's the topping? Hair.

Want it?

Is it veg?

Yeah hair is veg have it sir.

Please order after checking the spelling.

Don't be like us.

Real one is good.

And in Delhi, for McDonald's you'll find:

Mc Don Cafe??

Currently not accepting orders or we would've at least ordered a Chhota Don.

Place a bun atop and below Dawood Ibrahim

and you have Mc Don. (idiot sandwich?)

Mc Dowell's Pizza? (bro changed syllabus midway)

I think they gulped McDowell's and forgor what they were making.

Garlic bread? No sir.

You'll only get accompaniments and papad here.

McDonor's???

McDonor??

Do they collect the Joker's donation here like Vicky Donor?? (I really hope not)

Dude don't ask for any extra "mayonnaise" here. (passed out thrice but here's the mayo)

"This is his miyoni" (=mayonnaise)

And McDonald's gives things according to budget like McAloo Tikki.

McMaharaja at higher prices.

These people are direct.

Garibi momos in lower price range. (garibi = poverty)

Garibi spring roll.

They put change coins in garibi momos bro.

The bowl in which momos are served

can be carried by you to beg on the signals.

Hello, is this McDonor?

"No brother it's no longer there."

Oh so you closed it?

"No the guy went away somewhere." (dang mayo maker gone)

I had to order food from McDonor.

I wanted their donation. (bro????? caught on camera)

"No no it won't be possible today."

Nooo that's what I had come to Delhi for.

McDonorrrrr.

See what state he is in without the Garibi momos.

Relative of McDonald's:

McDaniels.

In burgers they have... ONE.

TWO in milkshake. (them milkshake ain't bringing no boys to the yard)

That's- that's it!

FINISHED.

Just like we only know how to make Maggi

or make egg.

They know how to make only one burger. (airport occupation list be like)

Eat it if you want.

Otherwise go and take the miyoni from McDonor.

Free french fries!

Because it doesn't cost anything to pick up the McDonald's rejected stock!

I can't decide from this choice of one burger.

So many options they have given, I can't decide.

Burger with fries.

All that was left was to wrap it in newspaper.

Free ketchup is given.

Dengi.

This ketchup has been made after getting bitten by a diseased mosquito. (=dengue sounds like dengi)

Free french fries!!

And that too with spices!

McDonald's charges extra for piri piri.

This has the spice on it!

They gave it for free bro!

McDaniel.

Oh!

Oh- Oh?

It looks good only dude.

Looks good man!

Oh brother!

OMG it's loaded dude it's LOADED.

McDonald's gives dry forage

and hollowness like our future. (damn getting too real)

But this?

When you make only one burger

then you put the entire kitchen's stock in one burger.

This is the benefit in McDaniel.

*chomp*

The taste is indicative of their decision to make just one burger.

Don't make anymore dude. (they literally had one job)

One is fine.

It seems less like a burger and more like a salad.

Next is Burger King.

If you wanna copy Burger King what's the first thing that'll come to the mind?

Most unique?

Burger QUEEN.

What do they eat to birth such creative people??

And if there's Burger King and Queen, then they'll have a kingdom too!

Go ahead and make a Burger Soldier and Burger Horse in the kingdom too.

Looks like a burger

taste like a Indian. (the lack of grammar and foresight here-)

Dude I wanted the taste of a dish made by an Indian.

Didn't want to eat an Indian. (*puts brain aside for deep cleaning*)

If I wanted the taste of an Indian I would've just licked my elbow. (phew)

Tell me wuick which Indian it tastes like? (edging YouTube moderation policy)

Nora Fatehi?

Jacqueline?

Tastes like Mr. Chaudhary in my neighbourhood.

He too is an Indian.

Seems you really like Chaudhary Ji's taste.

This is your fifth bite.

Guys you know about Burger King.

And who is king?

Singh.

Singh is King so

Burger...Singh.

These names aren't related to burgers in any way.

Look at this bro.

Veg Chotu Singh.

And this is Nikku Singh.

I don't want Chotu's taste bro.

Feels like I'm giving an order for human tr@ffick!ng.

Brother gimme a Chotu Singh

and pack a Nikku Singh.

(open eyes vs closed eyes)

Bro the police is gonna arrive by the time I place the order.

One for which we couldn't gather the courage to order.

Bunty Pappeh Da Aloo. (=Bunty brother's potatoes. How sus)

Yeah sister. I had Bunty Pappeh Da Aloo.

Should I order some of his potatoes for you too?

*SLAP*

Brother gimme a Hot Bihari.

Yo dip DIP. Dip In your menu.

And they have Udta Punjab burger??? (=movie about magic meds problem)

NCB! NCB?? My phone-

Chotu Singh will come out as Badu Singh tomorrow.

Maybe if we put Hot Bihari on Nikku Singh, it would taste better.

Imma get a Hot Bihari each for my family.

Copy rating 0/10.

Burger King is selling burgers

but here they're giving humans.

And here if you think of ordering from KFC

then what appears?

SFC!

Sardarji Fried Chicken!

Looks like the KFC old man was reincarnated as a Sardarji. (manhwa titles be like)

KFC?

Oh. Kunal Fried Chicken.

FFC.

Now we're at KFC's brother.

Which is named ZFC.

Making happiness.

But couldn't make a new name and logo.

Font is also same.

Colour is same.

Trademark!

There is confidence.

Then overconfidence.

And...

(well well well. original copying)

CCTV?

Why would the ones stealing be afraid of thieves?

The entire menu is same.

But pizza???

In KFC????

They said making happiness but made an old man cry.

Rest everything they copied,

The least they could've done is copied the time right. (the one thing they should've copied)

Dude their aquarium doesn't have a single fish.

Oh that they put in the fish burger.

Is it better or worse than KFC?

Same level.

It's at KFC level??

It is a bit more-

At least fear the old man.

It's really good.

But I'm not gonna eat more.

Why?

It's so good I feel like feeding this to them. (with a side of punches)

Very tasty

So aight imma head out.

Whaaaat??

12th pass chicken end up in KFC,

And 12th fail in

ZFC.

The copy rating for this is 15/10.

They are even calling themselves original.

Extra marks for confidence.

And there's a lot of entertainment outside ZFC.

They are going at it dude.

Bro bro.

*children noises*

Let's get outta here lest we should get hit.

Don't hit us.

Next is Pizza HUT. (hut also means annoyed "get away")

In Delhi, for Pizza Hut you'll find:

Not hut but house!

Pizza House!

Pizza Home!

Pizza and Hut.

Pizza Hut's!

Pizza Hut Royal.

Is the Zomato delivery guy arrive on a horse-driven chariot??

The pizza will be in a gold locker?? (Prince of Morocco finding Portia's portrait be like)

What royal???

What is this Lolo Popo Pizza??

What would be the topping on this??

And what even is this lolo popo??

They'll top the pizza with some random crap and say that's what lolo popo pizza is.

Sounds like names of Kareena Kapoor's sisters lolo popo bebo. (=Bebo is Kareena, Lolo is Karishma)

There's a pizza named Lolo Popo Pizza on your menu

What topping are there on it?

"You've dialled the wrong number."

But, the best we've found for Pizza Hut.

Pizza...Hot...69.

Pizza starting at only 69.

This is their reason. (and my 13th)

Brother increase your price by Rs 10

but please change the name dude.

People are searching this name on other websites

and Zomato is opening instead.

Bro they are hungry and thirsty for other things.

Earlier their name was Pizza Slice.

And then they thought to change it to a name

Which people search a lot.

If the pizza turns out to be cold after all this hot hot,

Imma take the entire Rs. 69 back.

Listen, send me your location.

Uhhh... know what I'll come.

Let it be, I'm coming over.

Here, are they talking about you brother or the pizza in Pizza Hot?

How is it?

Hot?

69?

69 marks in everything.

Out of 100?

Out of 69.

Homemade.

~feeling proud Indian~

Indian Pizza Hut.

*weird smooching noises*

Is someone here? (average horror movie protagonists)

Left the shop and went away.

I heard some noise.

No one is here dude.

Uncle himself went to eat at Pizza Hut.

The specialty here was

Oyo Pizza.

Why?

Is the pizza loaded with hidden cameras? (critical damage)

And what is this Oyo special?

(controller disconnected)

This place is yours only right?

"There's Yoyo, but no Oyo Pizza"

It isn't there?

Oyo isn't there. (sadge)

He must've seen my face and thought I won't be going to Oyo. (ooh self burn. those are rare)

My face doesn't look like an Oyo guy.

If you go in with a virtuous face you won't get the Oyo pizza.

And for Starbucks coffee you'll find here:

Sardarji Baksh.

Coffee.

Which earlier was Sardarbaksh.

But Starbucks slammed them with a case.

Didn't let it slide. (=baksha means forgive)

So now it's Sardar JI Bakhsh.

We heard that they made all their outlets more premium than Starbucks out of spite.

What Americano give us Amritsarano here bro!

Here too only MacBook is allowed in laptops.

Just like Starbucks.

It was Rs. 250 coffee dude (~$3)

You didn't have to copy the looting from Starbucks.

Here also, I'll take the glass and wash it at home

and use it to drink Bourn Vita, buttermilk, juice, even water.

Then only it will have been fully used.

In a bid to find cheap copy we were duped by expensive copy.

Click 2-3 photos to make the expensive coffee worth it.

*camera shutter noises*

And for Subway you'll find here: (no offense but copying Subway of all...)

Subway Surfer! (collect coins to pay)

Subbro.

Subking.

Sub Boy.

SubDay.

Is Subway here?

It's not Subway.

Sub Wub.

Sub Wub, their wrapper-wapper is good.

Let's look at the bread-wed, and see if there's sauce-wause. (=nonsense words added to indicate etc.)

Look Subway we don't even need you.

They can make it perfectly bro.

Let alone corn, they've made the entire ear of corn inside.

Omg look guys.

There's so much corn that it is falling in every bite.

Sub Wub was good-wood.

Stomach-womach would be filled.

Let's drink some coke-woke.

You go back to your room-woom. (=reduplication, used to indicate vagueness.)

Sub Wub better than Subway. (common Subway L)

And for Slayy Point too

make it Slow Point

Coz we put up videos so slowly.

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And we'll see you guys in the next video. (Toodles!)

What will be there for Cafe Coffee Day in Delhi?

Cafe Coffee Ni-

I'm done. I'M DONE.

I'm DONE. I wanna go home.

I wanna go home!! (Abhyudaya: Wants to Go Home)