Stand Up Comedy Dzawin: Harusnya DPR Jangan di Senayan, tapi di Tengah Pasar! - SUCI 4

Summary

The script is a humorous commentary on the Indonesian political landscape, focusing on the absurdity of the election process. It satirizes the idea of comedians and public figures running for office, highlighting the disconnect between politicians and the public. The speaker uses humor to critique the superficiality of campaigns, where candidates are chosen based on popularity rather than capability. It also touches on the irony of politicians promising free food and drinks as incentives, and the commodification of political aspirations. The script ends with a call for politicians to be more than just entertainers, but also educators and contributors to the public good.

Takeaways

• 😄 The script is a humorous commentary on the selection process for a favorite comedian, highlighting the subjective nature of popularity and the impact of humor.
• 🎭 The comedian's act includes a satirical portrayal of a political campaign, promising free food and drinks if elected, which is a critique of unrealistic campaign promises.
• 🗳️ It touches on the democratic process in Indonesia, emphasizing the role of political parties and the importance of engaging with the public.
• 🚌 The script uses the metaphor of public transportation to discuss the superficiality of political campaigns, where candidates are chosen based on visibility rather than qualifications.
• 🗣️ It criticizes the disconnect between politicians and the public, suggesting that politicians are more focused on self-promotion than on addressing the needs of the people.
• 💸 The comedian references the high costs of running for office and questions the financial motivations behind political aspirations.
• 🏢 There's a critique of the physical and metaphorical barriers that prevent politicians from truly understanding and representing the public.
• 😅 The script humorously suggests that becoming a politician could be as simple as being a well-known figure, highlighting the lack of qualifications required for political office.
• 🌟 It emphasizes the importance of laughter and happiness in people's lives, suggesting that comedians have a valuable role in society by providing joy.
• 📚 The comedian also stresses the value of education and enlightenment, suggesting that humor can be a tool for both entertainment and intellectual stimulation.

Q & A

What was the comedian's promise if he were to be elected as president?

The comedian humorously promised that if he were elected as president, food and drinks would be free, emphasizing the abundance by saying 'diambil diambil diambil diambil ember' (taken over and over again).

What is the issue with political posters in Indonesia as mentioned in the script?

The script highlights the issue of political posters being pasted on public transportation, which is seen as a misuse of the democratic process, as they are meant to attract votes but can also be seen as a form of visual pollution.

Why does the comedian disagree with artists becoming politicians?

The comedian expresses disagreement with artists becoming politicians, suggesting that it's not about their capabilities but rather about their fame and public recognition that might lead to their political candidacy.

What is the cost mentioned for becoming a candidate in the script?

The script refers to a dissertation by Pramono Anung, stating that the cost to become a candidate can reach six billion to six billion rupiah, which is a significant amount of money.

What is the comedian's view on the role of the People's Representative Council (DPR) in Indonesia?

The comedian criticizes the DPR for being distant from the public, suggesting that they should be in the midst of the market to hear the voices of the people, rather than being isolated in high-walled offices.

Why does the comedian find the idea of a stand-up comedian becoming a candidate amusing?

The comedian finds it amusing because it reflects the absurdity of the situation where entertainers, known for making people laugh, are considered for serious political roles.

What is the comedian's take on the ideal role of a comedian?

The comedian believes that a comedian should not only make people laugh and happy but also enlighten them with insightful material, contributing to the betterment of society.

What does the comedian suggest about the legacy of useful knowledge?

The comedian suggests that useful knowledge should be passed on, like the continuous flame of a gas stove, implying that it should be sustained and shared for the benefit of future generations.

What is the comedian's opinion on the importance of laughter in life?

The comedian views laughter as something that brings happiness and has a positive impact on people's lives, suggesting that making people laugh is a noble pursuit.

Why does the comedian mention the phrase 'Thank you' in the script?

The comedian mentions 'Thank you' to point out a humorous observation that many English speakers might not know the phrase 'terima kasih' in Indonesian, which is the equivalent of 'thank you'.

Outlines

00:00

🎭 Comedy and Politics in Indonesia

The paragraph humorously addresses the Indonesian political scene through the lens of a stand-up comedian. It begins with a satirical take on a comic character's popularity and their imagined run for president, promising free food and drink as campaign promises. The narrative then shifts to critique the superficiality of political campaigns, where candidates are more recognized by their posters on vehicles than by their capabilities. The comedian also touches on the democratic process, suggesting that political parties are vehicles for entering politics, but these metaphorical vehicles are often misused. The paragraph ends with a commentary on the disconnect between politicians and the public, using the metaphor of a high wall preventing the public's voice from reaching the politicians.

05:00

🍎 Health and Humor in Public Discourse

This paragraph continues the comedic theme but shifts focus to the importance of humor in spreading wisdom and knowledge. The speaker uses the metaphor of a 'penyambung kompor gas' to suggest that humor, like a useful piece of knowledge, can be a conduit for passing on valuable information. The paragraph also includes a playful interaction with the audience, where the speaker acknowledges the nutritional value of laughter and the importance of humor in public discourse. The speaker encourages the audience to appreciate the positive effects of humor, not just for entertainment but also for its ability to educate and enlighten.

Keywords

💡Democracy

Democracy is a political system where citizens have the power to elect their leaders and influence government decisions. In the video, the speaker highlights how democracy is a core part of Indonesia's political structure, emphasizing that political parties act as vehicles for individuals to participate in this system. The script critiques how some people misunderstand the concept of 'vehicle,' using it literally to post campaign ads on public transportation.

💡Caleg (Legislative Candidates)

Caleg refers to candidates running for legislative positions. The video critiques how many people, including celebrities, suddenly decide to run for office, not based on qualifications, but on their popularity or name recognition. The speaker humorously imagines a scenario where stand-up comedians run for office, questioning the seriousness of some candidates.

💡Corruption

Corruption is the abuse of power for personal gain, often associated with political positions. The script jokes about the idea of corrupt legislative candidates by referencing motivational seminars that use emotional manipulation (like making people cry) to prevent corruption. The speaker implies that corruption is widespread and discusses the ways some candidates try to appear sincere.

💡Campaign Posters

Campaign posters are a traditional method of promoting political candidates. In the video, the speaker mocks how posters are placed on public transportation, which leads to absurd situations where passengers might choose their ride based on the candidate's poster rather than the destination. This reflects the speaker's frustration with how superficial political campaigning has become.

💡Public Figure

A public figure is someone widely recognized by the public, such as a celebrity or a politician. In the video, the speaker comments on how many public figures, particularly celebrities, are using their fame to run for office, regardless of their qualifications. This ties into the broader critique of politics being more about name recognition than capability.

💡Stand-up Comedian

A stand-up comedian is a performer who tells jokes and humorous stories to an audience. The speaker, likely a comedian themselves, jokes about the possibility of comedians running for political office, creating a humorous scenario where comedic skills might be confused with the ability to govern effectively. This emphasizes the absurdity of unqualified individuals entering politics.

💡Preman Pasar (Market Thug)

Preman Pasar refers to thugs or enforcers who often operate in traditional markets, collecting money or intimidating vendors. The script humorously imagines a politician walking through a market and getting extorted by a preman, only for the preman to refuse the money because it's 'halal,' or morally acceptable, highlighting the irony in the situation. This scene reflects the disconnect between politicians and everyday people.

💡Motivational Seminars

Motivational seminars are events aimed at inspiring individuals through speeches and emotional storytelling. The speaker sarcastically suggests that politicians should attend these seminars, where they are made to cry to prevent corruption. The use of this imagery satirizes how superficial methods are sometimes employed to address deep-seated political issues like corruption.

💡Election Costs

The speaker discusses how running for political office requires a significant financial investment, citing a figure of six billion rupiahs to become a candidate. This highlights the financial barrier to entry in politics, implying that only the wealthy or well-connected can afford to run, which raises concerns about equality and representation in the democratic process.

💡DPR (House of Representatives)

DPR is Indonesia's legislative body, responsible for creating laws and representing the people. The speaker humorously critiques the disconnect between the DPR and the public, suggesting that the DPR should be located in a market, among ordinary people, instead of in a prestigious area like Senayan. This reflects the speaker's view that politicians are out of touch with the daily lives of regular citizens.

Highlights

The comic Fujia was not the favorite but had the highest favorite points, creating a humorous effect.

The speaker humorously suggests that if they were elected president, food and drinks would be free, leading to a large family burden.

A satirical take on how democracy in Indonesia is perceived, with a focus on the role of political parties.

Critique of the misuse of vehicles for political campaigning, with posters of candidates (caleg) being pasted on them.

Commentary on how people choose public transportation based on the candidate's poster rather than the route.

A joke about a Ustaz wanting to become a candidate, highlighting the sudden desire of many to enter politics.

Reference to Pramono Anung's dissertation, stating the high cost of becoming a candidate compared to the prize money.

Discussion on the ideal location for the DPR (House of Representatives) to be closer to the people, like in a market.

A humorous scenario where a DPR member is mistaken for a thief due to the high walls around the parliament.

Satire on the common portrayal of politicians in motivational seminars, often with a sad background music.

The idea that being a comedian can bring happiness and enlightenment to people, which is a valuable contribution.

The importance of sharing knowledge that is not only entertaining but also enlightening.

A joke about the eternal value of useful knowledge, like a gas stove that keeps giving.

Commentary on the public's perception of politicians and the humorous reactions to their campaigns.

The speaker's personal anecdote about being mistaken for a thief due to their appearance.

A humorous take on the public's reaction to a candidate's success, with flags and celebrations.

The speaker's closing thoughts on the importance of laughter and its role in society.

Transcripts

Hai kau bikin saat ini memilih sendiri

untuk tampil di urutan yang sekarang ini

Pada penampilan Minggu lalu fujia adalah

komik yang terfavorit dan terbaik bukan

terfavorit poinnya tertinggi asalnya

tertinggi nah salamulo biru ngaruh ke

otak juga sebenarnya hahaha rasanya biar

itu efeknya lebih Akhirnya meregang

sekarang kau tak terganggu vintage

rontok rambut langsung aja kita mereka

Tepuk tangan untuk bau ih jangan kau

berulah saya tapi coblos gambar saya

karena saya ini pegang aja beli apalagi

dicoblos saya adalah calon presiden

komika 2014 kalau saya terpilih jadi

presiden makanan gratis minuman gratis

eh diambil diambil diambil diambil ember

bobot keluarga gede banget Aduh makan

I have buat anak-istri semuanya diambil

macem Assalamualaikum gimana kabarnya

sehat selalu ya sudah karena Eh lu

enggak Indonesia ini adalah negara

demokrasi dan dalam negara demokrasi

partai politik merupakan sebuah

kendaraan untuk masuk ke dalam dunia

demokrasi Tapi sayangnya banyak orang

yang mengartikan kendaraan di sini

terlalu tekstual akhirnya banyak poster

poster caleg yang nempel di kendaraan

umum sebenarnya mussaly ketukan dipakai

untuk narik suara ini malah dipakai buat

narik penumpang uh ini lama-lama kalau

kayak gini terus Blend orang naik angkot

bukan berdasarkan jurusan tapi

berdasarkan poster caleg yang ditempel

webro kemana Jakarta Nah itu kan jurusan

Bogor Kenapa mementing ada Ustaz ingin

[Musik]

dan Indonesia ini Eva orang ini ya

Sekarang banyak banget yang tiba-tiba

pengen jadi

dengan bukan masalah kapabilitas tapi

masalah Siapa yang Diingat dan siapa

yang dikenal artis lah saya level ah

public figure lah tinggal tunggu aja

sampai ada stand up comedian yang jadi

caleg ini saya tidak setuju dengan apa

yang Anda katakan kelinci juga sih dan

menurut disertasi Pramono Anung menurut

disertasi Pramono Anung modal terbesar

untuk menjadi Caleg itu mencapai enam

miliar hingga enam miliar itu sama aja

sama aja dengan 6000 juta Suci tahun

lalu hadiahnya cuma 50251110 Lex ya

bukan apa-apa bukan apa-apa masalahnya

Suci season 120 ini siapa yang mau jadi

juri Emangnya Om Indra masih sanggup DPR

itu kan tugasnya untuk untuk

mendengarkan suara rakyat aspirasi

rakyat tapi gimana caranya DPR

mendengarkan suara rakyat ketika DPR

dihalangi oleh tembok yang begitu tinggi

Oke naik ke kantor itu pakai Camry

dengan seharusnya DPR itu bukan

diletakkan di Senayan tapi di

tengah-tengah pasar eh di pasar itu di

pasar itu kan segala macam adakan dari

tukang ayam sampai tukang cabe ayam

kampung cabe-cabean ada itu dari Deni

gembel Kami sampai gembel ngelem itu ada

biasa ke kantor pakai Camry ini jalan

kaki pas lagi jalan ketemu preman tapi

enggak kan dipalak Ya kali preman pasar

malah karena negara lu tahu lu tahu kan

preman pasar itu weh siapa lu pulang

daging Bang duit anggota dewan Duh

kenapa kau saya jadi dipalak maaf nih

pak ya bukan apa-apa saya ini preman

biasa malak duit halal Pak kalau saya

marah Bapak dosanya

Oh dan seharusnya gak caleg itu ya biar

enggak korupsi ikutan Kyuhyun yang acara

seminar motivasi pakai nangis-nangisan

gitu yang biasa kita disuruh ngebikin

orang tua sambil pakai backsound sedih

gitu nah dan ada yang indah pelanggan

apabila kamu pulang ke rumah Bang ketika

kamu sampai depan rumah berkibar semua

merah kuning depan rumah kamu dan ketika

kamu masuk kedalam rumah ternyata ibu

kamu jadi caleg jiwa bebas awet Dzawin

Membuat ketawa orang itu sudah menjadi

mempunyai arti artinya kita membuat

bahagia orang ibaratnya tuh kamu udah

punya pahala dalam hal itu tetapi ketika

materi kamu selain membuat bahagia orang

dengan gatal Wah tetapi juga

cerdaskan orang maka kamu tidak percuma

diturunkan ke dunia untuk juga berbagi

kecerdasan Dan itu enggak akan tinggal

dan Sampai matipun ilmu yang bermanfaat

akan selalu penyambung kompor gas kasih

Om Dawin lubang lucu dan bergizi

sempurna keren kasih Bang Radit Radit

barusan ngomentarin catering deh Iya

lucu dan bergizi memang banyak

vitaminnya sih nih tapi juga terjalin

kalau misalnya favorit John eh

jangan-jangan komentar Ya saya lihat

terima kasih terima kasih Kebanyakan

orang Inggris tidak tahu terima kasih

huh Kenapa pesan moril nih Kenapa

tahunnya Thank you hahaha

tetep Hah itu betul itu bagus itu

fakta-fakta itu