Stand Up Comedy Abdur: Anggota DPR Sudah Gila dari Awal - SUCI 4

Summary

The transcript captures a passionate speech advocating for truth and justice, highlighting the importance of education in democracy. It humorously critiques the Indonesian political landscape, pointing out the futility of spending vast sums for a slim chance in elections. The speaker emphasizes the need for unity and inspiration, urging the audience to vote wisely and not to abstain, as every vote counts. The script also includes lighter moments discussing the preference of head lice for clean hair and ends with a humorous anecdote about a 'success team' at an election booth.

Takeaways

• 😀 The speaker humorously introduces himself as a potential presidential candidate, highlighting his courage to speak the truth and defend the weak.
• 🙏 The speaker expresses gratitude to the audience, emphasizing that their laughter and presence are the spirit that fuels the performance.
• 🗣️ The speaker criticizes politicians for their empty promises and the deception of the public during the reform era, urging the audience to be discerning.
• 🏆 The speaker points out the futility of spending large amounts of money for a political position with a low chance of winning, likening it to a bad investment.
• 📉 The speaker uses the metaphor of a horse race to illustrate the low probability of winning a seat in the DPR, suggesting that people should focus on more meaningful activities.
• 📝 The speaker recounts a personal anecdote about his experience as a candidate in 2014, where he faced challenges due to the lack of a photo on his campaign materials.
• 👁️ The speaker discusses the importance of education in ensuring a fair democracy, as an unequal education system can lead to an uninformed electorate.
• 🙅‍♂️ The speaker discourages the audience from abstaining from voting (Golput), arguing that every vote is a voice that contributes to the future of Indonesia.
• 🏆 The speaker humorously describes the stress of losing an election, despite being part of a 'Tim Sukses' (Success Team), highlighting the irony of the situation.
• 👨‍🏫 The speaker receives advice from Felix on how to manage stage presence and speech, emphasizing the importance of breathing and mental composure.
• 🐛 The speaker shares a piece of trivia about head lice, noting that they prefer clean hair over dirty and cannot live on a bald scalp.

Q & A

Who is Ah Abdul mentioned in the script?

Ah Abdul is a person from the East who is part of a community in Malang and studies there. He is humorously declared as a presidential candidate in the script.

What does the speaker emphasize about being brave and defending the weak?

The speaker emphasizes the importance of being courageous to speak the truth and defend the weak, which is a sign of strength and integrity.

What is the significance of the phrase 'assalamualaikum warahmatullah barakatuh' used in the script?

The phrase 'assalamualaikum warahmatullah barakatuh' is a traditional Islamic greeting that conveys peace and blessings upon the listeners.

Why does the speaker say that every laugh from the audience is important?

The speaker values the audience's laughter as it serves as a source of motivation and spirit for the performance, emphasizing that it's not just about competition but also about inspiring and uniting for a harmonious Indonesia.

What is the speaker's view on politicians post-reformation?

The speaker criticizes politicians post-reformation for deceiving people with unfulfilled promises, focusing more on gaining power through coalitions rather than finding solutions for the country.

What is the issue with the election process mentioned by the speaker?

The speaker points out that the election process is flawed because it doesn't take into account the education level of voters, which can lead to an uneducated vote being equal to an educated one, thus potentially undermining democracy.

Why does the speaker say that spending a lot of money for a political position with a low chance of winning is foolish?

The speaker argues that it's irrational to invest heavily in a political race where the odds of winning are as low as 8%, comparing it to betting on a horse with a low chance of winning in a race.

What mistake did the speaker make during his campaign for a legislative position in 2014?

The speaker made a campaign mistake by distributing name cards with a photo for his campaign, but the actual voting process did not require photos, which led to confusion among the illiterate voters.

What advice does the speaker give to someone who is nervous about public speaking?

The speaker advises taking deep breaths before going on stage to control the heartbeat and not let nervousness dominate the mind, ensuring a calm and composed delivery.

What is the humorous claim made about lice in the script?

The script humorously claims that lice prefer to live on clean hair rather than dirty hair, and they cannot live on a bald person's head, which is a playful way of emphasizing cleanliness.

Outlines

00:00

🗣️ Political Satire and Inspirational Message

The speaker, introduced as Ah Abdul, delivers a satirical and motivational monologue. He humorously declares himself as a presidential candidate and criticizes politicians for their broken promises, using the metaphor of a horse race to illustrate the low chances of winning seats in the Indonesian parliament. He emphasizes the importance of education for a healthy democracy and encourages the audience not to abstain from voting, highlighting that every vote counts. The speaker also touches on the importance of transparency and the absurdity of certain political practices, such as the distribution of candidate photos that are later not required for voting. He ends with a call to action for the audience to be the change they wish to see in Indonesia.

05:00

📞 Advice on Stage Presence and Personal Hygiene

In this segment, the speaker receives advice from Felix, presumably a mentor or coach, on how to manage stage presence and nerves. Felix suggests focusing on breathing techniques to control heart rate and mental state before and during a performance. The conversation then shifts to a lighter topic, discussing head lice and the common misconceptions about their preferences for clean versus dirty hair. The speaker uses this opportunity to share a humorous anecdote about head lice not being able to live on a bald person, adding a touch of comedy to the advice segment.

Keywords

💡Inspiration

Inspiration refers to the process of being mentally stimulated to do or feel something, especially to do something creative. In the context of the video, the speaker emphasizes that the gathering is not about competition or winning a title, but about drawing inspiration from each other to unite for a harmonious Indonesia. The speaker's words and the collective dream of the audience are meant to inspire action and unity.

💡Democracy

Democracy is a system of government where power is vested in the people, who can exercise it directly or through freely elected representatives. The video script touches on the theme of democracy by discussing the importance of fair elections and the right to vote. The speaker points out the flaws in the democratic process when education is not evenly distributed, as it leads to an imbalance in the value of votes.

💡Politicians

Politicians are individuals who are professionally engaged in politics, especially as holders of an office. The script criticizes politicians for their deceptive practices, suggesting that they promise more than they deliver, leading to disillusionment among the public. The speaker uses the term to highlight the gap between political rhetoric and actual governance.

💡Coalition

A coalition is a group of people or organizations who have come together for a specific purpose, often for political or social reasons. In the script, the speaker sarcastically mentions politicians being busy forming coalitions instead of finding solutions to the country's problems, indicating a lack of focus on actual governance and problem-solving.

💡Investment

An investment is an asset or item acquired with the goal of generating income or appreciation in its value. The video script uses the concept of investment metaphorically to discuss the irrationality of spending large sums of money to secure a political position with a low chance of success, highlighting the futility of such actions.

💡Elections

Elections are formal decisions made by voters about public officials and political issues. The script discusses the importance of elections and the need for informed voting. It also touches on the challenges faced during elections, such as the absence of candidate photos on voting materials, which can affect the voting process.

💡Education

Education is the process of receiving or giving systematic instruction, especially at a school or university. The speaker in the video emphasizes the importance of education for a healthy democracy, arguing that without equal access to education, the democratic process is compromised because it fails to account for the differences in voters' abilities to make informed decisions.

💡Abstention

Abstention refers to the act of refraining from voting, often as a form of protest or due to dissatisfaction with the available options. The script discourages abstention, urging people to vote and not to let the 'crazy ones' from the start go unopposed, thereby advocating for participation in the democratic process.

💡Success Team

The 'Success Team' mentioned in the script seems to be a reference to a group or team that is expected to win but ends up losing. The term is used to illustrate the pressure and stress that comes with the expectation of success, and how failure can be particularly disappointing when such expectations are not met.

💡Public Service

Public service refers to work carried out by individuals or organizations to benefit the community or the public at large. The script alludes to public service in the context of political office, suggesting that the pursuit of such positions should be driven by a genuine desire to serve the public, rather than personal gain or ambition.

💡Persuasion

Persuasion is the act of convincing someone to believe or do something. In the video, the speaker talks about the power of words and the importance of speaking with confidence and clarity. The advice given to 'focus on breath' before speaking is an example of techniques used to persuade and engage an audience effectively.

Highlights

Ah Abdul is introduced as a candidate with a brave heart, ready to speak the truth and defend the weak.

The speaker emphasizes the importance of unity and a shared dream for a more harmonious Indonesia.

A critique of politicians who deceive the public with unfulfilled promises is presented.

The speaker humorously compares the election process to gambling on horses with low odds of winning.

A call to action for the audience to be discerning and not be swayed by televised debates.

The absurdity of spending large amounts of money for a political seat with a small chance of winning is highlighted.

A personal anecdote is shared about a candidate's campaign strategy involving photo cards that were later deemed unnecessary.

The importance of education in ensuring a fair democracy is discussed, with a focus on the power of the vote.

The speaker encourages the audience not to abstain from voting, as every vote represents hope for Indonesia's future.

A humorous take on the stress of election campaigns and the irony of 'success teams' that may not succeed.

A lighthearted moment where the speaker discusses the cleanliness of hair and the preference of lice for clean hair over dirty.

A comedic note on the preference of lice not to live on bald heads, providing a quirky piece of trivia.

The speaker receives advice on focusing on breath control to manage nerves before speaking on stage.

The value of quality over quantity in speech is emphasized, with a tip on how to command attention.

The significance of standing with confidence and the impact it has on the audience is discussed.

A closing remark on the importance of architecture in life and the appreciation for the knowledge shared.

Transcripts

Ayo kita lagu panggilkan aja komik yang

berasal dari timur tapi dia berkomunitas

di Malang dan berkuliah di Malang

langsung kita panggilkan saja Ah Abdul

saya memantapkan hati menjadi capres

Monica Karena saya tahu saya orang

berani berani mengungkap kebenaran

Berani membela yang lemah dan Cavani

kita coba saya enggak berani berani uh

uh assalamualaikum warahmatullah

barakatuh teman-teman Terima kasih tanpa

kalian semua kami ini tidak berarti

setiap tawa kalian yang ada di ujung

materi itu adalah Semangat bagi kami ini

semua bukan masalah tentang kompetisi

atau komentar para juri atau merebut

juara untuk menjadi MC

Hai Ini semua adalah tentang inspirasi

bersatu dalam satu mimpi untuk Indonesia

yang lebih harmoni teman-teman sudah 16

tahun kita tetapi dalam reformasi ditipu

oleh para politisi yang katanya berikan

bukti bukan janji tapi begitu ada tangis

seorang minor dipelosok Negeri Mereka

sibuk mencari koalisi bukan solusi

makanya teman-teman daripada sibuk

nonton mereka yang debat di televisi

lebih baik datang kesini bisa cuci mata

ada konteks ini teman-teman ada 6608

orang yang berebut kursi di DPR RI 560

Kursi ini berarti satu orang itu cuman

punya peluang menang Delapan persen

Delapan persen memang tidak semua tapi

ada orang yang menghabiskan uang banyak

untuk mendapatkan posisi ini

pertanyaannya sekarang

adalah orang gila Mana yang mau

menghabiskan uang banyak untuk investasi

yang peluang dia kalau ada 92 persen

orang giamana makanya kalau ada yang

bilang anggota DPR itu gila teh mereka

itu sudah berada di awal dari awal 92

persen kalau dalam balapan kuda itu

berarti Kita bertaruh pada kuda yang

Giting kuda yang lain Tuhan jangan lupa

cuci gudang tertutup aw tutup aw

tiba-tiba sudah di Laut saja peluang

Delapan persen menang kalau dalam

permainan catur itu artinya Kita cuman

pakai biddua kuda2 kuda itupun satu kuda

liar jalannya tidak l tapi Dul lompat

pembatas 7

[Tepuk tangan]

29 seperti ini teman-teman karena Bapak

saya itu jadi caleg di 2014 kemarin

beliau buat kartu nama bagus sekali

lengkap dengan foto seperti Ursula

potong poni begitu Kemudian beliau bagi

ke seluruh masyarakat Kampung beliau

pagi besok pagi besok pagi begitu KPU

data untuk sosialisasi ternyata di surat

suara tahun ini itu tidak ada foto Caleg

tidak ada Bapak saya langsung stres Iya

karena kalau tidak ada foto Caleg itu

Bagaimana masyarakat di sana mau memilih

masyarakat disarankan rata-rata masih

buta huruf dengarkan memilih huruf

abshar Batam Gunung Krakatau saja mereka

pikir ama Alif teman-teman menurut saya

selama pendidikan di Indonesia tidak

merata demokrasi kita akan selalu rusak

karena suara seorang Profesor dengan

suara seorang preman sama-sama di

itu suara orang yang memilih Karena

analisa dan suara orang memilih Karena

dibayar sama-sama dihitung satu Makanya

teman-teman jangan ada yang Golput

karena kita semua yang ada di sini data

yang ada di rumah adalah harapan

Indonesia agar orang-orang yang sudah

gila sejak awal tidak terpilih di Pemilu

tahun ini biarkan mereka gila sendiri

Iya dan teman-teman yang lebih gila itu

ganti adalah Tim Sukses di posko

pemenangan ketika kalah mereka bisa

stres hanya gara-gara nama Tim Sukses

tapi gagal posko pemenangan tapi kalah

Aduh Mama Sayange ini seperti berzina

tapi halal izin apa yang halal webro

kemade cabe sebersih dilokalisasi

Astagfirullah cepat salat tobat salah eh

tenang Kemaren waktu Bayar tuh saya

sudah potong luas representative Sabil

Terimakasih salam

Hai terima kasih paling konon Abdur

Telepon Felix materinya keren satu saran

buat kamu fokus pada nafas Kemudian pada

saat kamu masuk ke panggung Ini ambil

nafas panjang buang untuk bisa mengatur

detak jantung kamu supaya dia tidak

tidak jadi detak jantung kamu tidak jadi

mendominasi mental dan juga apa ya cara

kamu berbicara gitu ya karena terasa

sekali tunduk duduknya itu aja tips dari

saya materi sih Wah kamu keren banget

terima kasih ke Felix ya Hah itu

kualitas Jadi bukan hanya kuantitas itu

kualitas mungkin saya hanya pengen

ngomong itu aja dan ketika kita berdiri

disana bukan hanya mempunyai arti itu

Duri kit diri kita tetapi punya arti

untuk

orang Maka itulah arti sebuah kehidupan

dan kamu mendapatkan architecture terima

kasih terima kasih road Oke about us

about ini keren banget gangguan ngerti

kenapa dia Wales asek asek gitu Hehehe

boleh John Abdur Malam ini saya mau

kasih kamu ilmu tentang kutu rambut

semua buat Babe bukan watjono nah kutu

rambut itu lebih suka tinggal di rambut

yang bersih dibanding rambut yang kotor

tetapi kutu rambut itu sama sekali tidak

bisa tinggal di kepala orang yang tidak

memiliki rambut alias botak jadi itu

ilmu yang saya mau turunin ke kamu

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