Guys We Fcked | Club Random with Bill Maher
Summary
TLDRIn this engaging conversation, the participants delve into a wide array of topics, from personal experiences with sexuality and relationships to societal pressures and the influence of pop culture. They discuss the impact of gossip and tabloids on their lives, share stories about their encounters with celebrities, and reflect on the importance of mind-body health. The discussion also touches on the challenges of living with a romantic partner, the role of meditation in healing, and the skepticism towards Western medicine's approach to health. The conversation is a blend of humor, personal anecdotes, and thoughtful insights, offering a window into the lives and perspectives of the speakers.
Takeaways
- 🌟 The conversation covers a wide range of topics, including sexuality, dating, relationships, and personal anecdotes.
- 📚 The guest shares their experiences with life, relationships, and societal pressures, such as the expectation to have children.
- 🧬 A personal revelation about not being biologically related to one's father is discussed, highlighting the complexities of family dynamics.
- 📰 The guest expresses a love for gossip and tabloids, despite the societal stigma associated with them.
- 🎭 The conversation touches on the challenges and joys of being a comedian, including the pressure to constantly perform and create new material.
- 🏡 The guest's preference for living alone is highlighted, emphasizing the importance of personal space and solitude.
- 🐶 The shared love for dogs and their role as companions is a recurring theme, showcasing the emotional connection between humans and pets.
- 🌿 The discussion delves into the concept of mind-body health, suggesting that mental states can significantly impact physical well-being.
- 📖 The guest mentions reading Dr. Joe Dispenza's work on meditation and brain-heart coherence, indicating an interest in holistic health approaches.
- 🏥 Criticisms of Western medicine are expressed, with a preference for understanding the root causes of health issues rather than just treating symptoms.
- 🌍 The conversation reflects on the energy and dynamics of living in New York City compared to other places, such as Los Angeles.
Q & A
What is the main theme of the conversation in the transcript?
-The main theme of the conversation revolves around various aspects of life, including sexuality, dating, relationships, personal experiences, societal pressures, and the importance of individual preferences in living life.
How does the speaker feel about living alone?
-The speaker enjoys living alone, finding it a gift and appreciating the solitude. They value the freedom it provides and the lack of need to consider another person's presence or feelings.
What is the speaker's opinion on gossip and tabloids?
-The speaker loves gossip and tabloids, considering them a guilty pleasure. They enjoy keeping up with pop culture and celebrity news, and even though they acknowledge that some of the content may be fabricated, they find it entertaining and a way to connect with friends in the industry.
How does the speaker feel about the concept of 'love bombing'?
-The speaker is against the concept of 'love bombing,' which they describe as an intense, overwhelming display of affection that can be overwhelming and potentially manipulative.
What is the speaker's view on the mind-body connection and holistic medicine?
-The speaker subscribes to the principles of holistic medicine and believes in the strong mind-body connection. They mention the work of Dr. Joe Dispenza and Wim Hof, emphasizing the power of meditation and breathing techniques for healing and self-improvement.
What is the speaker's experience with LASIK surgery?
-The speaker had LASIK surgery three times, with the first procedure done in 1999. They needed a touch-up after the first surgery and then had it done again, but after the third one, they were told they couldn't have it done anymore and had to start wearing glasses.
How does the speaker feel about the portrayal of relationships in movies and TV shows?
-The speaker finds it unrealistic and somewhat nauseating when characters wake up and immediately engage in intimate activities, such as kissing, without acknowledging the less glamorous aspects of waking up, like bad breath.
What is the speaker's perspective on the evolution of language and societal norms?
-The speaker acknowledges the ongoing evolution of language and societal norms, particularly in terms of describing certain behaviors and feelings, such as 'gaslighting' and 'love bombing.' They express interest in understanding how these terms and concepts develop and become part of the vernacular.
How does the speaker describe their experience with a past relationship and living situation?
-The speaker describes a past relationship where they lived with a partner for about a year. They mention feeling uncomfortable and preferring solitude, which led to their decision to never live with a romantic partner again.
What is the speaker's opinion on the role of Western medicine?
-The speaker criticizes Western medicine for not acknowledging the mind-body connection and for its over-reliance on quantifiable data. They express a preference for holistic approaches that consider the whole person, including their mental and emotional well-being.
Outlines
🎤 Conversation Start and Personal Life Insights
The conversation begins with a discussion about various topics related to sexuality, dating, and relationships. The speakers share personal experiences, such as societal pressures to have children, the revelation of non-biological parentage, and the importance of living authentically. They also touch on the influence of gossip and tabloids in their lives, with one speaker admitting to a love for pop culture and celebrity news.
📰 Gossip, Tabloids, and Celebrity Culture
The speakers delve deeper into their fascination with gossip and tabloids, discussing the role these media play in their lives. They share anecdotes about meeting celebrities and the impact of pop culture on their personal and professional lives. The conversation also explores the concept of role models and the speakers' admiration for certain public figures, such as Beyoncé and the Spice Girls.
🚫 Addressing Stereotypes and Gender Dynamics
The discussion shifts to address gender stereotypes and societal expectations, particularly in the context of romantic relationships and personal achievements. The speakers reflect on the disproportionate power dynamics between men and women, and the evolution of these dynamics over time. They also share personal stories related to their experiences with relationships and living arrangements.
💌 Personal Growth and Podcast Experiences
The speakers share their experiences with running a podcast, discussing the wide range of topics they cover and the emotional impact of receiving emails from listeners. They talk about the honor of being trusted with personal stories and the challenges of addressing sensitive issues. One speaker also shares their volunteer work as an advocate for sexual assault survivors, highlighting their commitment to addressing societal issues.
🛌 Living Alone and Personal Space
The conversation turns to the joys and challenges of living alone, with the speakers sharing their preferences for solitude and the importance of personal space in relationships. They discuss the benefits of living alone, the discomfort of cohabitation, and the significance of maintaining individuality within a partnership. The speakers also share humorous anecdotes about their personal habits and the realities of waking up in the morning.
🎭 Comedy, Performance, and Personal Stories
The speakers reflect on their careers in comedy and performance, discussing the demands of stand-up comedy and the satisfaction of refining a comedic set. They share stories from their early days in the industry, the evolution of their careers, and the challenges of maintaining a work-life balance. The conversation also touches on the speakers' experiences with relationships and the impact of their personal lives on their professional endeavors.
🌿 Mind-Body Connection and Holistic Health
The speakers explore the concept of mind-body connection and holistic health, discussing the influence of the subconscious on physical well-being. They mention the work of Dr. Joe Dispenza and Wim Hof, and the idea that the body has a natural pharmacy that can be activated through techniques like meditation and breathing exercises. The conversation also addresses skepticism towards Western medicine and the importance of understanding the root causes of health issues.
🕶️ Personal Preferences and Life Choices
The speakers share their personal preferences and life choices, including their reluctance to undergo certain medical procedures and their cautious approach to new medications. They discuss the importance of waiting for the long-term effects of treatments to be understood before adopting them. The conversation concludes with a reflection on the speakers' experiences with vision correction and the emotional significance of these choices.
Mindmap
Keywords
💡Mind-Body Health
💡Meditation
💡Heart Coherence
💡Subconscious
💡Holistic Medicine
💡Placebo Effect
💡Cannaboid Receptors
💡Wim Hof
💡Back Pain
💡Western Medicine
💡Self-Healing
Highlights
The importance of understanding the mind-body connection in health and healing.
The concept of heart coherence and its impact on the body's ability to heal itself.
The role of meditation in achieving a state of heart coherence.
The limitations of Western medicine in addressing the mind-body connection.
The placebo effect and its historical significance in medical treatments.
John Sarno's work on the psychological aspects of back pain and the subconscious.
The idea that the subconscious can manifest physical pain to distract from emotional issues.
The potential dangers of unnecessary medical procedures like frequent X-rays.
The importance of being cautious with new medical treatments and waiting for evidence of their safety and efficacy.
The story of Wim Hof and his methods for using breathing techniques to achieve physical feats.
Wim Hof's approach to activating the body's natural pharmacy through intense breathing.
The discussion on the prevalence of strong, independent women in New York City compared to men.
The challenges of living with a romantic partner and the benefits of solitude.
The impact of morning routines and personal hygiene on relationships and self-perception.
The conversation about the Spice Girls and their influence on women's empowerment in pop culture.
The discussion on the evolution of language and terms like 'gaslighting' and 'love bombing' in describing relationship dynamics.
The personal experiences shared about living alone and the comfort it provides.
The importance of having a personal space and the impact it has on mental health.
The conversation about the challenges of dating and the dynamics between men and women in modern society.
Transcripts
[Music]
every single situation Under the
Umbrella of sexuality dating and
relationships that you could possibly
think of you think you run out of things
to talk about there's so
much we know everything we really don't
but there's something there there is
just way more to mind body
Health hello how are you what a pleas in
my Dent of
iniquity that's a great name hi nice to
meet you the most magical place I've
ever been oh I'm so glad you said that
no really I really mean it I thank you I
I don't think you're being physician no
my inner child no I love not sarcastic
like it's why I uh did it why
I I mean I'd be here anyway I think you
figured out
life definitely haven't done that don't
have kids yeah work hard live your inner
child let your inner child play for the
rest of your day well I figured out life
for me I mean everybody's different
right I mean you know that with that
formula you're right they you'd kind of
like sum me up but that's that formula
wouldn't work for everybody you know I
guess not but no the society's very like
hey have kids Society pressures people
so that's you two never GNA have kids
and I might I have to meet somebody to
want to procreate with but I would yeah
I would I heard being you don't want to
just have a turkey Bas dur in a no but
you know what because like women do not
need a partner these days to oddly
enough I found out that's how I was
conceived no uh yeah and my parents
never told me and my dad's not my
biological
father found that out three years ago
through a 23 me test does it does it
change anything in your life no it's
just really bizarre thinking you were
biologically related to the guy to a guy
that you're not biologically related to
right that's very bizarre my brother I
have an older brother who's both of
their kids so what does he look like
like you he could be your father no
actually my older brother always told me
uh I don't look like anybody in my
family and that I was a mailman's kid
you know who's he was right you know
who's definitely not the biological son
of Prince
Charles
yeah right yeah there's a lot of kids
running around who aren't biological
kids of people he looks not the stable
boy but he was something with horses of
course they're of course they're British
what isn't right right but he was some
sort of
equestrian uh something I don't know he
was always like with hay in his hair by
the stable and he's PL Harry looks just
like him yeah do you know I found out
that I didn't know Chloe Kardashian and
OJ yeah that's why I was just like I
didn't know that everyone else knew that
well I mean it's not it's not
confirmed I think their lawyers could
come after us if for like that's
definitely true but I didn't know that
was we'll find out if it's true if she
stabs
Tristan hey that's
good
nice oh James that's my girl that's very
fun yeah Phil that's a
bit what's a bit oh that's hilarious oh
thank
you well you know it's like you start
out in life like I did like everything
when you're a young comic at least in my
era you know you just everything was a
bit and you right and now it's like I'm
not going to remember any more bits I'm
just going to do them at the time really
that's how you perform these days well
apparently I just did a bit you did no
no I okay who's [ __ ] who's [ __ ] fill
it in let us know that's why throwing
that back to the we're here for this we
love Gossip really yeah of course you do
yeah gossip is fun I love Gossip I want
to know like what J is it distracts you
from your inner pain too I I know all
the gossip and always have and people
find that very odd you know they're like
don't you read all the time yeah I read
The Inquirer I read the globe I read the
star and I read every [ __ ] week and I
have for years and you need those things
the ones get in the grocery store line
absolutely and I I've had since the 80s
when I get on a plane Saturday morning
sometimes if it's all the way back East
after I worked a full week here uh
educating
America on Real Time thank you uh and
I'm going out to [ __ ] Cincinnati or
someplace to do
standup I'm not happy to be up in the
morning who is uh not me I'm not happy
to be on the plane even though it's mine
you own it I never bought it I could
have a I always yeah what's you don't
want to own a plane it's too there's too
much then everything is your problem
similarly to a boat how like docking it
it becomes a whole finan even worse
because you have to clear you know you'd
have to Pilots are your problem uh
parking it you just can't park it
anywhere all those Logistics Fuel
Landing rights you know Landing rights
oh you can't just take off and land it's
not like a [ __ ] limousine you know
you have yeah so anyway point being I
don't want to read the [ __ ] newspaper
at that hour that's my guilty pleasure
and I've had people actually try to
celebrities try to shame me like you
shouldn't patronize that you know they
show pictures of our children well too
[ __ ] bad right you know it's not fair
and lots of things in life are not fair
for different sets of people in
different circumstances this is your
cross to Bear we all have something
that's the celebrity and Justice I'm so
sorry this is your thing right right
right want to hear some other people's
things cuz everybody's got some this is
your one it sucks sorry life sucks I'm
not going to stop reading the inquir so
I know all the gossip you can test me
wow that's really impressive you
probably and I love TMZ wow you love
them have they been to you so good they
show a clip of mine like every week wow
cool Harve you don't watch TMZ no I
don't have a television I got I just got
rid of get on my TV news from TMZ well I
know someone who used to uh be a pop
they like to be called Street
journalists I found out but I know a
street journalist and that's I'm big
into like pop culture and I love Street
journalists because that's how I always
know when celebrities are a New York and
he gave me the exact location of Justin
Bieber and I met Justin Bieber because
of TMZ kind of so was a goal of yours
that was a big goal of mine yeah would
you lose a bet if it makes you happy if
it gives you a little Joy what this
tabloid the tabloids if it's like your
thing [ __ ] do it yeah exactly do you
like reality TV [ __ ] them it's plus it
it keeps me up with lots of people who
are my friends in the business who I
don't see often that so you know if I
don't see them that much it's like Woody
harlon's in London I haven't talked to
him in a couple of months I see that you
know it's like oh good I thought the
inquire stuff was untrue like it was all
untrue stuff like no absolutely not some
of it is well you have to know how to
read it like if they say you're dying
get to buy a coffin you're dying you're
definitely dying really yeah cuz that
one they it's easy to quantify you can
you can tell when people I mean just by
a look sometimes you know there are
people who I mean my doctor a lot of
doctors I think just could look at you
and tell you a lot of things just by
looking at you oh yeah yeah so and one
of them is you're almost
dead you know your energy reads no it's
not a good thing but um you know so that
but romantic things no you could tell
when they just make it up it's like oh
we have a picture of them together you
know the one that like was the uh
outlier there was Ben and JLo getting
back together because normally that's
exactly what they would write just
making it up now that Ben and JLo are
both single they're back together so
when I first read I was like oh this is
what they always do this is completely
made up right because it's plausible and
we have and it's what and that one
turned out to be true yeah yeah that one
actually turned out to so you're like
boy who craw craw it was like Broken
Clock twice a day you know so but yeah I
love the tabloids that's I wouldn't have
guessed that that's very surprising but
in a in a fun way why I'm doing this
show yeah good what else makes not that
it's really a show but some people do
say that about podcast yeah we know but
that's what's great about it you know
who wants to who wants to be performing
all the time do you have a celebrity
that someone who you haven't been able
to meet yet uh favorite celebrity well
I'm not even I mean I can't think who
I'm like trying to meet I would love
that I mean there are like oh I just got
to meet I can't I'm sure you can make it
happen I mean there are people Martin
Short that's really okay no I'm kidding
it's a friend of mine but I do adore him
if I didn't know him I would be all over
you know sucking his dick metaphorically
of course about his career you know but
I I've din with them every once in a
while you know so we we just know how we
feel about each other but like you know
there are people like that I mean I
always say Show Business it is full of
[ __ ] but the cream does rise to the
top in general yeah good that's good to
know very few people have long careers
who suck anybody can be like you can
have a minute you can have a moment you
can have a year yeah few years but like
you know directors who are doing it
actors who people want to look at for 30
40 years yeah I I tend to think they are
the best that we kind of mostly have to
offer I know think there somebody was
like boy that Spielberg guy he kept
getting to make the movies I wanted to
make it I think I could have made them
better no I don't think I don't think
right no good job you know I mean who do
you like who's your beonce Beyonce is to
me the epitome of human potential I have
a
um Beyonce tattoo uh God oh my I knew
you would
say St the first I think she's very
talented and I think more than just very
talented I think she's always been so
classy her Grace but women have got to
get over they're over the top
like now why she said why I mean it's
just you just do it's just it's just not
it's just out of portion and it's not
helping anybody but that's like men and
The Godfather right right right I I mean
what are your feelings on The Godfather
I like it I'm not like this okay I don't
I don't get I don't get like this I'm
not having I'm not having a Don Cory own
tattoo here or whatever do you have a
role model a role model that's a cuz
she's my role model too like that's why
I look up to her like that's why I I
think putting people on a pedestal gets
very dangerous but she's like a role
model for me oh I love the way she
conduct herself I've never I said that
she's classy yeah yeah so but really I'm
I see you're live yeah if you see her
live I promise you you'll at least go oh
I'm a fan I have her in my iPod okay
that's a start that's good that's a
start to what to this Enlightenment of
the Beyonce it's when it when it gets
into deification you got to you lose me
it is this where it feels like feels
like it's creeping into that area and
it's like you know we don't want cele
humans are humans Beyonce isn't my
Beyonce though my Beyonce is Spice Girls
so this is that's different why is that
that's from a youth thing uh yeah I mean
I really do feel like uh in a way I got
to become a kid a Spicer like the
Beatles for me yeah but not like but I
do feel like like my version of like a
strong woman I got to become my dream
was to become a Spice Girl and I don't
mean that and like I got to become a
singer and a choreograph dancer I mean I
got to be a woman in the way that I want
to be a woman so to me that's what a
Spice Girl is and I got to do that mhm
well if you look at the lyrics of the
Spice Girl songs like they're very
empowering and they're very in in a time
where a lot of pop songs were like does
he love me cuz if not I'm going to kill
myself boy band yeah what what's the one
song I have of theirs in my iPod wannabe
wannabe probably what one of the most
recognizable pop songs of all time no I
think it's a different one say'll be
there she'll sing them she's the singer
so I'll say the she'll sing them
yeah that's the that honestly you have
great taste because that's the best
spice roll song even though it's not the
most famous song so that so boy that I'm
learning that they have quite a hold on
the I thought I thought the Spice Girls
were almost more like a novelty act but
apparently they they sold out Wembley
Stadium like right before no acts do
that and then and then dry up and blow
away but they you seem to they seem to
have more of an emotional hold and
you're not the first people I've heard
of your generation young women who who
like I think have that same feeling
about the Spice Girls and yeah lyrically
okay the concepts lyrically that they
talk about and that and that uh when
Beyonce was in Destiny's Child they were
very much like hey if you disrespect me
[ __ ] you I'm out and that's not you
didn't hear that in pop songs very much
you just heard codependency and I'm
obsessed with TLC kind of a lot of that
wasn't that before or maybe the same era
T was another one salt and pepper I
remember thinking you know about the guy
who didn't have the nice ride and I'm
like well a scrub is a guy not one has a
nice car you know maybe you know [ __ ]
you like No Scrubs took you down yeah
that that never I mean I wasn't born
with a silver spoon and right you know I
bought my first car was $400 so what car
was it it was a
66 Falcon wow it was this was 1974 I was
a senior in high school and I bought a
car for uh no
$500 and sold it a year later for 400
wow why'd you sell a year later because
I going off to college oh okay it was
such a piece of [ __ ] I mean either one
of us bought that car me or the person
that sold it to and I think the answer
is $500 and $400 you know there you go
amazing it was just horrible it stunk
yeah I don't think the problem was that
people didn't have nice CBS because you
know in No Scrubs it's like it's a scrub
as a guy who thinks he's
but then has the crappy car so I think
it's someone who thinks they're um a lot
better than they are I mean men have so
much to make up for I never I never
right I
never I
agree let's start love
this so I never begrudge you know when
you want to like okay now you'll be mean
yeah okay you got I mean you know well
yeah well I mean women do bad things too
but you know but men the problem is that
we are a young species humans very and
being a young species we are still
savages and being still savages means
might makes right a lot men are the
stronger more powerful ones physically
right so women have borne the brunt of
this species being young and still
savages we are just emerging from that
now it's like we're we're getting to
pre-teen years of Humanity's age that's
how it feels right I I will say uh doing
the podcast that we have for we've been
doing for8 years now and one of the
first things that we
were that was introduced to us this
concept we we started getting emails
from people asking for advice so so our
inbox we get like thousands of emails
every week all over the world people old
and young every single situation under
the plan under the umbrella of sexuality
dating and relationships that you could
possibly think of you think you run out
of things to talk about there's so much
one of the things that's great that
they're turning to you it's really cool
yeah it's really an honor very cool I
hope it's great I like it I've deal
absolutely no it's a lot of pressure
though you know if people are asking you
so what would you rather be doing have
no pressure and sit around no please I
thrive on pressure great and and and i'
I've I've experienced adult emotions as
a child so like a lot of childhood
trauma so I'm very much like hey life is
life gets dark so I already kind of knew
that about life and so when people can
come up to me and say tell me pretty
horrific stories and I I'm not weirded
out I'm like oh my God no that H it
happens it happens it's the awful thing
and it happens and sucks but one of the
things is uh one of the most common
emails we get is I was raped and I never
told anybody right the amount of times
that we've gotten that email it it like
as much as I know that bad things happen
in the world I'm like this is really
[ __ ] to the point where I ended up
seeking out um a volunteer position at
bellw hospital to become a volunteer
advocate for emergency room people who
would come in who were sexually
assaulted or um experienc domestic
violence that that [ __ ] is real man oh
my God and it and it's so common and
there's so many types of situations
where uh and and I'm just obsessed with
figuring out how can weig get a handle
on this I that's why I said before about
we're just at the infancy the beginning
of that post Savage era now it's still
going to continue for you know it's like
you got wipe out all crime right but for
the first time it's like so socially
unacceptable and it's interesting to see
what terms come are being developed in
the vernacular to describe certain
things certain Concepts certain feelings
uh and two that have recently come up uh
and I know that there was a movie about
this a long time ago uh so the word has
been around but people are now using it
frequently as gaslighting gaslighting in
love love bombing are you familiar with
love bombing of course yeah and so these
These are tactic I didn't even know what
these words meant until you know a
couple years ago and when I did learn
getting love bombed
yeah that's a different kind of love
bomb I'd love to
ah love bombing kind of sucks no I'm
kidding but I know no I'm a I am uh very
anti love bombing I was just saying to
Jack he's about to get married and I
said you know stretch it out you get
you're in the mall yeah you know he said
I'm on the road a lot I might take her
with me I'm like don't have the best sex
is like you're coming home from a long
trip sex yeah you miss each other right
got to miss each other that there's that
country song how can I miss miss you if
you won't go yeah you know you got to
put that if you don't put that in the
relationship I mean you need
separateness that is vital to your own
existence and to your sanity and your
soul and missing yes well I love being
separate I've never lived with a partner
and I never intend to yeah me neither I
like Solitude a lot like a dog is my a
dog and me is that's my Max I've maxed
out at the dog we're perfect for each
other yeah I did hear a little bit about
never me about who like how you live
your life and I was like honestly that
sounds really nice that sounds good well
again it's so this is there is nothing
more personal or individual than how you
want to live MH uh and who you want to
live with yeah I'm I'm with you that you
know it would be tough without dogs
because there is a presence and it is a
um you know I always say just because
they don't talk doesn't mean they can't
correct apparently a dog can learn up to
like 75 words our friend is a dog
trainer and I speak to my dog the same
way you would speak they or they tell
you to speak to like a baby not in baby
talk but in full sentences I just try to
use the same words over and over again
but you can't talk to them about
scheduling matters no just not going to
care you can't I talk to Kevin all day
Kevin's my dog's name is Kevin mine is
Sir Alfred Hitchcock so yeah yeah we
both we got dogs we gave them human
names we started talking to them and uh
that's yeah so you couldn't even live
with each other no I I i' honestly oh
her and I I could live with a room who I
was not romantic with easier than a
romantic roommate because you can close
the door and go in another room and you
don't you're not forced to
overcommunication
yes how for how long I think each time
it was for about a year okay but I mean
we're talking about
1986 and 1992 I think or something you
know a very long time ago M and uh there
is that I mean for some people it's just
the easiest thing in the world for me
it's like you
know I just felt like I'd had to I was
never quite comfortable yeah yeah
because their energy is there being the
only and you feel like you have to
announce what you're doing or like
justify what you're doing you want to
eat dinner you got to go what do you
want guess the word considerate comes
from the word consider yeah like just
consider and like when I'm alone I don't
have to consider you right to consider
you at all and that's doesn't make me a
bad person I just don't want to consider
all the and when I to me it makes it
better because when I am with you I am
extremely considerate cuz I've stored up
the cons all my
consideration like and you're not on my
nerves you know and I I want to be
considered I want to be at my best can
we be at our best and then go our
separate ways I mean 10% I I would
estimate he I would love to hear this
modest estimation love to hear this 10%
of your life everyone's life you are
disgusting oh okay bathroom mine's like
30
God living alone is a gift I look like a
troll you disgusting I I sleep is disg
it can be disgusting oh sleep you sleep
disgustingly sleep is you can't help it
you do too you think you wake up fresh
as a daisy no I think I wake up
disgusting yeah you do how do you know
you in my B like your breath smells
exactly yeah you think you think andone
you want to kiss someone who's been
sleeping for8 hours really no no no okay
well then you woke up disgusting I don't
want to kiss them even if they had nice
breath in the morning and I don't want
to wake up and kiss another yeah yeah
yeah well except my dog dog dog yeah
yeah I mean I guess you sleep disgusting
I I wouldn't say disgusting sleep makes
you disgusting it does because during
the night your body is repairing but it
is also you know [ __ ] is in your eyes
your breath stinks yeah I see it in
movies people wake up and they kiss each
other and I'm like I'm I throw up a
little in my mouth and I'm just watching
it on the screen it's making is that why
you only lasted a year living with
somebody cuz you're like this is so
disgusting vom well I was morning sex
always was an issue because like I don't
like it I don't like it for similar
reasons I think that I mean and you have
to
peeing bad breath like there are many uh
there's a scene in uh oh there's a scene
in um bridesmaids but it's the thing
where she's in bed with a guy right in
this case it was on ham and she gets up
she yeah sneaks out goes to the bathroom
does her makeup and then pretends that
he wakes up next to this perfect
right oh I've done that cuz I guess we
are discussing oh I just sleep with
makeup on in the beginning of a
relationship and then I go I'll get a
facial later to take care of how bad
this is going to do a number on my
skin you getting well here's the thing I
got beat
up and my father worked nights he was in
radio he
got up at noon went to work at 3: in the
afternoon drove from new or New Jersey
Suburban to Midtown Manhattan worked on
the
radio when radio had news every hour
right and then drove home at
11:00 and that era tanked every night
cuz they would go they would go to the
ho ho and have martinis and get in the
Chevy and just drive up the Palisades
Parkway and was always fine just sucked
it up yeah thank you Jesus I mean that's
just the era it was yeah yeah and
so he I was in bed by the time he got H
I never saw my father during the week
damn a cuz I was a kid it was fine he
never was there for dinner right so was
great for this because I could not tell
him because I was more
ashamed that I mean I was this some guys
get into a fight I was not in a fight
you got bucket the dog sh
never got a shot and um you know I did
not want him to know and my mother I
didn't go to school cuz my face was
[ __ ] up my mother called and said I
had
bronchitis even even my sister doesn't
know this by the way cuz she was up off
at College this was her freshman year
okay so it's just my mother and me and
my father must have known cuz my face
was still he didn't say anything no
because she must have told him don't
embarrass you right like like he doesn't
want yeah to think that he didn't live
up to his manhood right right by
fighting more
effectively the that's what was in my
14-year-old head right did he did he G
he obviously gave you he would have
judged you like taught you L previous to
no my father wasn't [ __ ] the great
Santini he he was [ __ ] cool yeah you
know I mean he was Irish he had his
moments but you know he no he was they
were enlightened for the 60s parents
this was 1970 yeah they were but she
must have said don't say anything
because he's apoplectic that you will be
disappointed and you know and so he he
didn't sweet and I stayed out of school
that week with my
bronchitis and then you know went back
and U I was a little more careful about
the jokes I made after that yeah yeah
that'll do it said you know I'll save
this to when I get to catch a rising
star
right this will work good comic strip
yeah the Improv I think this is well you
guys you were in clubs right yeah we
tour we'll be yeah improv tomorrow yeah
together well we we open the show
together a lot of times but we do stand
up as separate yeah yeah I've been going
on the road solo uh doing an hour that's
a
[ __ ] an hour doing it doing five hour
shows over weekend is really awesome
it's really fun it's a really fun uh
athletic mentally athletic thing what's
that two Friday and Saturday and one
Sunday one Thursday Two Friday two
Saturday oh Thursday is the best I
remember that era in my life and it's
like I'm so glad I don't have to do that
just theater in out you might find it
exhilarating I would find it just just
it's tiring well I don't like to do my
set certainly not more than once a night
right but even after the second night
I'm done for two weeks yeah like because
my material I want to be like familiar
with it enough to do it great but not
bored with it being bored with it is a
death sentence and I had it like you
know fine-tuned to the max of where a
set can be and there's just something so
satisfying about that yeah taking
something and refining and refining and
I mean I'm a tinkerer you know I mean
some Comics word economy you have good
word economy word econ yeah and right
that's a lot of it is what you're
getting that set down to like no just
like you know that's one of the main
principles of any art form a statue has
no extra clay mhm a great novel has no
extra chapters chapters have no extra
paragraphs paragraphs have no extra
sentences you got to be able to kill
your children kill your babies y That's
the yeah I went to edit a film school
and it was big like if you ever watch
the director's cut of a film it's always
trash because they want to keep
everything and that's why sometimes they
and sometimes they customers correct cut
of the film is trash because they kept
too much right movies are generally too
long most things are generally too long
yeah great to meet you relationships
yeah our time is up but it I'm going to
go jump on your trampoline then no no I
do have a trampoline I saw and I really
wanted a trampoline are the best I'm I'm
a child oh you're up there right yeah
yeah yeah yeah I had a I had a a three
two and a half story apartment on 34
Street for 11 years in Manhattan and I
um lived in it with a boyfriend uh and
then I broke up with him he moved out
and I had this huge apartment to myself
and I converted the Loft uh there's a
loft in the third floor and I made it
like this Alice and Wonderland themed I
put I wallpapered it I bought all I went
to thrift stores and all these vintage
prints and just put I covered the
ceiling in flower vines and I just smoke
weed and read books in there and it was
it was the time of my life so what years
are we talking about on 34th Street what
years yeah uh I did that was like three
years ago or years AG oh three years ago
yeah I did this yeah I just moved to
Brooklyn say was that when you were oh
so you're still so you don't you don't
live out here no no yeah we live in New
York City yeah
oh do we have to leave now is that okay
no I mean I'm I'm I surprised have you
ever what where in New Jersey are you
from I'm from New Jersey I lived in New
York twice yeah oh I know New York yeah
I like the energy I like the you're
always in someone's way I kind of like
that I hate that that's what I hated
people would say yeah I I get all my
energy from the people on the street I'm
like I use all my energy trying to get
by these people on the street I I I
moved to LA and I loved it from the
beginning it's beautiful I much more
conducive it's also more of a boy Town
New York is a girls Town New York I I I
understand why you why women want to
live in New York women rule New York I
think they do because there's not a lot
of guys to date there so yeah that's
true is that what it is I find there's
so guys in New York to date just I mean
yeah I don't know I go I go through a
lot of guys in New York maybe well I'm
starting to again but I feel like
there's a lot the ratio of like badass
chicks to badass dudes I feel like
there's more badass chicks there I I
think that's so true yeah I think
there's more badish chicks everywhere
though I every time I meet someone's
boyfriend I'm disappointed and everyone
time I meet someone's girlfriend I'm
much more often impressed than when I
meet a boyfriend I could sign on to that
I I get that
yeah especially in your age group
because men take an impossibly long time
to mature I
agree wow we are on the same page you
are oh a rap oh you're going to be here
for
hours are you kidding when we were yeah
I know we were went through the garden
and I was like oh no when the car pulled
away they were like comfortable I hope
you packed a lunch and then you you made
an appearance I was like this is a prank
show I you come up on and Johnny Knox
well were going to come out oh really
they didn't but seriously I I love just
walking in and finding two interesting
people M oh yeah I didn't see that drink
what you like best friends only drink
what you like say what you want oh
that's great have you ever read Dr Joe
dispenza he you know what I love him um
the person who does my hair who not that
my hair needs
[Laughter]
dozing
uh recommended that book he's got a lot
of I I got it on Amazon is it the
placebo effect he it was thick as a
brick I mean that Book Den so you could
sum it up to me in one sentence he's
basically human being Absol I absolutely
will uh when you uh get into a state of
meditation you achieve uh brain uh heart
coherence which means your heart is
actually beating at the rate that it
should be beating so it can pump blood
to all of your extremities in the way
that your body can heal itself we have
can cannaboid receptors in our body
naturally we have opioid receptors in
our body I know I do right I have a
bunch too I'm why are they receptive
yeah it's great I love giving them more
to do uh they a welcome
Banner welcome cannaboid yeah I have a
codependent relationship with my
cannaboid receptors uh but he basically
says when you achieve a state of
meditation you achieve heart coherence
and essentially you can heal your body
you can heal your body he heals heal
himself from a spinal cord injury uh in
ways that medical Western medicine is
baffled but really because when you go
to a doctor in America you give your
power away to them and go fix me but
that's not how it works again on the
macro level this is all about the
mindbody connection which is a
fundamental principle of holistic
medicine which I subscribe to in general
I mean I have crippes with it um as as
many I do with Western medicine but that
the one of my big uh problems with
Western medicine is that they do not
allow for or countenance in any way the
mindbody connection if you can't
quantify it on a chart that we measured
and it's not that simple and I very
close-minded 200 years
ago pretty much the main medical remedy
was
Placebo people thought right because
they actually were doing things that
were were counterproductive to your
health like rubbing dirt into wounds
hard stupid [ __ ] yeah but because people
thought they were it was he was a doctor
and was doing they actually got better
so in spite of the horrible thing that
they were doing they actually initiated
their own healing process mentally yeah
yes so it's a little like the ghost
thing you know like do we know
everything we really don't but there's
something there there is just way more
to mind body Health the unconscious and
what role that plays is enormous there's
a you know John Sarno who that is okay
he's a he died a few years ago was
famous enough to get a biography in the
New York Times end of year these are the
important dead people issue yeah uh he
was a very very famous and very
uh celebrated New York surgeon did all
the sports teams or some of them back
surgery and at one point he said I can't
do this anymore most of the people I'm
operating on it's not about their back
it's about their mind yes and he and he
wrote the book healing back pain and
then like all doctors he wrote the same
book a few other times with different
titles but you know that but and the
basic idea was that the
subconscious is giving you pain now it's
real pain but the subconscious can cut
off oxygen
the autonomic nervous system that's the
nervous system that we have that we
don't think about it's breathing yep you
don't think about breathing all
functions yeah it's F flight or
fight why does why do people go white
when they're scared because the blood
drained out of there because your
autonomic nervous system said we need it
in our arms and our legs yep you're
thinking brain shuts down yeah and so it
can cut off oxygen and give you pain and
the reason why it does it is
because that way you're thinking about
your back pain instead of your divorce
or your mother or whatever your
unconscious is trying to and and isn't
it wild that somebody would get a pill
for back pain instead of actually
getting to the root of the problem or
surgery yeah that's crazy which doesn't
you know when that the back pain was the
body's smoke signal that's not a
something to cover up with a Band-Aid
when they do surgery on most discs and
that stuff I mean they're shaving a part
of
right yeah so that they're not rubbing
together but the two things that are
rubbing together they haven't stopped
that
movement you know yeah a friend of mine
said it's like they they fixed the leaky
pipe or they they cleared up the puddle
on the floor but they didn't fix the
leaky pipe yeah the source yep Source
have you read Wim Hoff's book whm Hoff I
know exactly who that is so I've been
doing the breathing technique in the
wait wait we got to tell people whm Hoff
cuz who no people aren't there around
going oh whm Hof every whm Hof oh my
God he's a fun guy whm Hoff is love that
guy yeah okay whm Hoff if you don't know
is a
Danish guy I don't know what the [ __ ] he
does for a living but I know what he
does he's he proved that with just
breathing just intense breathing
like for like you know five minutes like
three times 30 times night once a day
yeah three rounds once a day you can I
mean he climbed Mount Everest in shorts
you can withstand incredible cold he sat
in ice baths he's called the ican Y
right yep um and he's taken other people
with injuries with autoimmune disease to
climb mountains to climb mountains that
that that seasoned skilled Mountaineers
can barely do and he took these joeo
with health problems and proved that it
could be done this man is incredible and
it's you're born with everything you
need your natural Pharmacy can be
activated you just have to know how to
activate it like when you play Mario the
mushrooms and stuff you have them all in
here this may get taken down or some
just this right this simple person
simple truth this is my experience but
that's where we are in America yeah yeah
like we can't hear that anything bad
ever happened from anybody it's like
it's part of nervous systems are in
fight or I've never been an antivaxer
I'm just like I want the truth about it
so just don't tell me until you figure
out cancer M until you can tell me oh we
know why you got it and we know what to
do we're not there don't tell me that
please just do what we say everything
about because I don't trust you you've
been wrong about too much you don't know
too much and we don't know I had to quit
my dentist recently because he wanted
x-rays every time I went and that's
unnecessary and so bad for you the ra
yeah I'm like if I have a problem I'll
tell you right then maybe you can do it
right you know I don't want it's like
when the airline calls
you never a good thing never I'll call
you it's never for an upgrade I'll call
you if there's a problem but like I I
don't want x-rays be and their view is
like well we know it doesn't hurt you
and but you don't know you don't know
that you don't know there's a million
different things that it could uh
combine with and it's l so bad we need a
lead plane and you leave the room yeah
the nurse get gets out of there and
you're like where are you going yeah no
that's not okay that's not good so you
know I don't know what that combined
with the fact that I ate a lot of tuna
fish right with Mercury or a thousand
other things the the plastic water
bottles I drank out of and the was it
BPH or what is that thing in the yeah
the chemical chemical you I mean there's
a million things the electromagnetic
energy M anything microwave so
microwaves so right anything and we just
don't know we just don't know I never
like to take a like a medicine like
fresh off the market because like uh the
OBGYN is always trying to give you
something that they just invented and
they're like no this is great for you
I'm like I'm going to wait a couple even
with like I have lasic I wasn't the
first person to get lasic you don't want
the first be put a laser in your eyee
that's wild I let other people do it and
then I got it years later and I can see
because of that so yeah I've had it
three times yeah it's great wait you
were are those not sometimes you need a
little correction so well nothing like
those just cool gu the lesson there
young is nothing nothing last yeah okay
okay I think I first got it in 99 but I
I needed a touchup and then after the
third one they're like well we can't do
anymore oh yeah three yeah yeah and then
I started wearing glasses and it was a
big emotional it shouldn't have been but
to me it was um it was just sort of I
don't know things take on a significance
they don't deserve psychologically put
some weight on it 28 years without
glasses and television and now I have to
wear like I couldn't see the prompter
anymore yeah um no contacts I I can't no
contacts don't feel good in my eyes I
can't never wear Rings or or you know I
wear a watch here I guess just because I
don't know I'm dressing up for you or
usually wear a watch jewelry you know I
don't like camping the same want being
alone I think I just I don't like
bracelets I being a doorn you know I
like I like yeah yeah Mak sense all
right well Sal I'm G to go back to my
day job this is so cool thank you thank
you all right group hug do a group hug
that's fine
on the old sitcoms yeah such a pleasure
thanks for having us I I could have done
it
all
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