Brewstew - First Time Wasted

Summary

In this humorous recounting, the narrator shares the story of his first drunken experience, which spiraled into chaos and embarrassment. Celebrating a friend's 21st birthday with cheap beer and even cheaper tequila, he unwittingly embarks on a night of reckless drinking. As he loses at Euchre and takes shots, his drunken antics lead to a series of comical mishaps, including a misguided dropkick and an unfortunate encounter with his own vomit. Ultimately, the story serves as a cautionary tale about drinking irresponsibly and making poor decisions while under the influence.

Takeaways

• 😀 The narrator has a casual attitude towards drinking but acknowledges they aren't a heavy drinker.
• 🍺 Their first drinking experience was with cheap beer and even cheaper tequila.
• 😂 The narrator's dislike for beer surprised them, despite being influenced by drinking culture.
• 🎲 They made a poor decision to take shots of tequila for every hand they lost in Euchre.
• 😵 As they drank more, their ability to play the game worsened, leading to increased drunkenness.
• 🪞 A humorous encounter with their reflection marked their drunken self-awareness.
• 🎮 The night included playing WrestleMania on Nintendo 64, where they played poorly due to intoxication.
• 🛋️ In a drunken stupor, they attempted a dropkick and destroyed a piece of furniture.
• 🤢 They embarrassingly interacted with their own vomit, showcasing a lack of awareness.
• 😴 The morning after was filled with regret, confusion, and the aftermath of their wild night.

Q & A

What is the main topic of the transcript?

The transcript recounts the speaker's first experience getting drunk, detailing the events and mishaps that occurred during that night.

Who is Brewer in the story?

Brewer is the speaker's roommate who just turned 21 and is celebrating by drinking with friends.

What type of alcohol did the speaker and Brewer choose for the celebration?

They opted for the cheapest beer they could find and a very low-quality bottle of tequila.

What card game do they play while drinking?

They play Euchre, which involves drinking copious amounts of alcohol as they play.

What was the speaker's initial reaction to drinking beer?

The speaker initially hated the taste of beer, which surprised him since he grew up watching wrestlers drink it.

What mistake did the speaker make regarding alcohol consumption?

The speaker foolishly decided to take a shot of tequila for every hand lost in Euchre, despite having no experience with drinking.

How does the speaker describe his level of intoxication?

He describes being extremely drunk, equating it to being 'drunker than a stepdad at a Little League game.'

What humorous incident occurs involving the speaker and his vomit?

After vomiting, the speaker absurdly puts his hand in his own vomit, trying to confirm it was real.

What are the three moral lessons the speaker conveys at the end of the story?

1) Don't drink cheap tequila, 2) Don't make bets in Euchre if you aren't good at it, and 3) Don't touch your own vomit.

How does the speaker feel the morning after the drinking episode?

He wakes up with a severe hangover and is confused about the mess from the previous night.