Stand Up Comedy Abdur: Tradisi di Timur Abis Sunat Dibawa ke Pantai - SUCI 4

Summary

The video script features a lively discussion where the host humorously addresses the unreliability of advertisements, using the example of a dirty beach that was falsely advertised as clean. The conversation also touches on cultural practices, such as traditional healing rituals involving sea bathing, which are contrasted with the disappointment of visiting the advertised beach. The host playfully interacts with the audience, warning them about deceptive marketing tactics and the inclusion of hidden fees like VAT, which are humorously compared to the inevitability of death. The script concludes with a light-hearted critique of celebrity endorsements and a reminder to be wary of scams, all delivered with the host's signature wit and charm.

Takeaways

• 😄 The speaker humorously compares their appearance to Raditya Dika, playfully claiming to be more handsome.
• 🤔 The conversation touches on atheism and the reasons behind not believing in God, suggesting a personal or philosophical stance.
• 😅 A personal anecdote is shared about being misled by an advertisement for Ancol Beach, which turned out to be dirty upon arrival.
• 🌊 There's a discussion about the cleanliness of beaches, particularly in the context of traditional healing practices involving the sea.
• 🛁 The script mentions a tradition where after a certain ritual, people bathe in the sea, which is said to have healing properties.
• 😲 The speaker humorously describes the discomfort and reactions of people bathing in the sea, comparing it to a certain level of intensity.
• 💸 The script criticizes advertisements for being deceptive, especially when they involve bonuses or additional items that are not as valuable as portrayed.
• 📈 There's a mention of taxes, specifically VAT (PPN in Indonesia), and how it applies to different goods and services, with education services being exempt.
• 😴 A humorous analogy is made comparing sleeping without paying to a situation where one would have to pay if they closed their eyes.
• 🚫 The speaker warns about scams, using a metaphor of celebrities being like mosquitoes that land and then whisper into one's ear, suggesting the need for caution.

Q & A

Who is being addressed as 'Dia Mungkin' in the script?

The script does not provide a clear name for 'Dia Mungkin,' but it seems to be a reference to someone who is known to the speaker or the audience.

What is the joke about Raditya Dika in the script?

The joke is that the speaker claims to be more handsome than Raditya Dika, which is likely a humorous exaggeration to entertain the audience.

Why does the speaker mention 'NTT' and 'Pantai Ancol'?

The speaker refers to 'NTT' (Nusa Tenggara Timur) and 'Pantai Ancol' in Jakarta, Indonesia, to share a personal anecdote about being misled by an advertisement for a clean beach, which turned out to be dirty.

What is the tradition mentioned in the script involving the sea?

The tradition mentioned involves bathing in the sea three days after a circumcision ceremony, which is believed to have healing properties for the wound.

Why does the speaker compare the sea water to 'Michi level 2 ^ 16'?

The comparison is used to humorously describe the saltiness of the sea water, suggesting it's so salty it could be compared to a high level of saltiness in a fictional or metaphorical scale.

What is the speaker's opinion on advertisements?

The speaker expresses a negative view of advertisements, accusing them of being deceptive and misleading, as exemplified by the discrepancy between the advertised and actual conditions of Pantai Ancol.

What does the speaker say about the inclusion of 'bintang-bintang kecil' in advertisements?

The speaker criticizes the practice of including many 'bintang-bintang kecil' (small stars) in advertisements, suggesting that it's misleading to consumers because it implies a higher value or quality than what is actually being offered.

What is the comment about PPN (Pajak Pertambahan Nilai) in Indonesia?

The speaker explains that PPN, or Value Added Tax, is not applied to educational services in Indonesia, but it does apply to physical goods like shoes, uniforms, and books.

What is the humorous analogy made about sleeping and paying?

The speaker jokes that sleeping is free, but if you close your eyes (presumably to a salesperson), you might end up paying, suggesting that closing your eyes can lead to being tricked into making a purchase.

What is the meaning behind the phrase 'Kalimati rambutnya sudah meliputi pun'?

This phrase humorously suggests that even if one's hair is so long it covers everything, it's still not enough to avoid being deceived by advertisements, indicating the pervasiveness of misleading marketing.

What is the speaker's critique of the use of 'B3' in advertisements?

The speaker criticizes the use of 'B3' (a term that might refer to a bonus or special offer) in advertisements, suggesting that it's a deceptive marketing tactic to lure consumers with the promise of a bonus that may not be as valuable as it seems.

Outlines

00:00

😅 Humorous Take on Advertising Deception

The speaker, Abdul, humorously addresses the issue of misleading advertisements. He starts by greeting and complimenting himself, then transitions into a discussion about how atheists don't believe in God but are skeptical of advertisements. He shares a personal anecdote about being deceived by an advertisement for Ancol Beach in Jakarta, which appeared clean in the ad but was actually dirty in reality. He uses this story to illustrate the unreliability of advertisements, comparing the disappointment to not brushing one's teeth. He then humorously discusses a tradition of bathing in the sea after a religious ceremony, describing the discomfort and the realization that the beach is not as advertised. He concludes by satirically suggesting that such traditions would not be possible at Ancol Beach due to its uncleanliness, and criticizes the deceptive nature of advertisements.

05:00

😉 Lighthearted Critique of Celebrity Endorsements

In the second paragraph, Abdul engages in a lighthearted critique of celebrity endorsements and advertising tactics. He begins by acknowledging the presence of many new and interesting advertisements, particularly those with numerous bonuses and celebrity involvement. He humorously compares the abundance of small stars in advertisements to a situation where a celebrity is like a mosquito that lands on one's ear after flying around. Abdul then playfully admonishes the audience to be careful of such deceptive practices, using the metaphor of a mosquito to convey the idea that celebrities can be as bothersome as they are attractive. The segment ends with applause, indicating the audience's appreciation for his witty commentary on the topic.

Keywords

💡Atheist

An atheist is an individual who lacks belief in the existence of deities. In the context of the video, the term is used to describe someone who does not believe in God, which is a central theme as the speaker discusses their personal views and experiences related to faith and skepticism. The example given in the script is the speaker's encounter with an advertisement for a beach, which they felt misled by, leading to a broader discussion about the trustworthiness of religious figures and institutions.

💡Advertisement

An advertisement is a form of communication intended to persuade an audience to take some action, typically to purchase a product or service. In the video, the speaker uses their experience with a misleading beach advertisement to illustrate the unreliability of advertisements, which they extend as a metaphor for skepticism towards religious figures who they claim 'like to deceive'. The advertisement for 'Pantai Ancol' is given as a specific example where the reality did not match the promise.

💡Tradition

Tradition refers to beliefs or customs handed down from generation to generation. In the script, the speaker mentions a tradition where after a certain religious ceremony, people bathe in the sea. This tradition is used to contrast the cleanliness and perceived spiritual benefits of one beach with another, suggesting that certain traditions might be more meaningful or effective in certain places than others.

💡PPN (Pajak Pertambahan Nilai)

PPN, or Value Added Tax in English, is a type of tax levied on the sale of goods and services. The script mentions PPN in the context of discussing the inclusion of taxes in advertised prices, highlighting the discrepancy between the advertised price and the final price paid by consumers. This is used to criticize the practice of not including taxes in the initial price, which can be misleading.

💡Skepticism

Skepticism is a questioning attitude or approach towards claims that something is the case, in order to determine its truth. The video's theme revolves around skepticism, particularly towards religious figures and institutions. The speaker uses personal anecdotes and humor to express their skepticism, such as the disappointment with the beach's condition versus its advertisement.

💡Analogies

An analogy is a comparison between two things that are usually different but have similarities, used to help explain or understand a new or complex idea. The speaker uses analogies to make their points more relatable and understandable, such as comparing the act of being deceived by an advertisement to the feeling of being bitten by a mosquito, which is unexpected and unpleasant.

💡Celebrity

A celebrity is a person who is famous and much followed by the general public. In the script, the term is used in a metaphorical sense to criticize the influence of famous people who endorse products or services, suggesting that their presence can be as annoying as a mosquito and that their endorsements might not be as genuine as they seem.

💡Deception

Deception is the act of deceiving or misleading someone. The video discusses deception in the context of advertising and religious figures, suggesting that there is a pattern of dishonesty that the speaker is critical of. The use of the term 'tipu-tipu' in the script emphasizes the speaker's view that deception is a common and undesirable practice.

💡Critique

A critique is a careful analysis or assessment, often with the intention of pointing out faults or shortcomings. The video includes a critique of certain societal practices and institutions, particularly in the way they present themselves to the public. The critique is often delivered with humor and personal anecdotes, making it engaging and relatable.

💡Metaphor

A metaphor is a figure of speech that describes an object or action in a way that isn't literally true, in order to make a comparison or create a vivid image. The speaker uses metaphors such as comparing the feeling of being deceived to the sensation of being bitten by a mosquito, which helps to convey the emotional impact of the experience in a vivid and memorable way.

Highlights

Abdul is introduced as the next speaker with a playful tone.

A humorous comparison is made between Abdul and Raditya Dika regarding attractiveness.

A light-hearted conversation about being an atheist and the reasons behind it.

A critique of advertisements that are misleading, using the example of Ancol Beach.

A personal anecdote about visiting Ancol Beach and the disappointment due to its condition.

A humorous analogy comparing the beach cleanliness to someone not brushing their teeth.

A discussion about the tradition of bathing in the sea after a circumcision ceremony.

A vivid description of the initial reluctance to bathe in the sea due to its smell.

A humorous account of the experience of bathing in the sea and the reactions of the participants.

A comparison of the bathing tradition to the impracticality of doing it at Ancol Beach.

A critique of advertisements that are deceptive and the inclusion of many 'bonus' items.

A discussion about the inclusion of VAT (PPN) in the price of goods and services in Indonesia.

A humorous analogy comparing the act of sleeping to the concept of VAT.

A warning about scams and the importance of being cautious, especially with advertisements.

A playful interaction with the audience, using humor to engage them.

A self-reflective moment where the speaker acknowledges the need for improvement.

A creative use of analogies to make a point, drawing laughter from the audience.

A closing remark that appreciates the audience and the speaker's presence.

Transcripts

hindari Dia mungkin sudah tahu siapakah

kau berikutnya Abdul

[Tepuk tangan]

[Musik]

kwasen emang gue paling ganteng lebih

ganteng dari Raditya Dika

Hai Bro Itu apaan kamu hehe huhu

asik-asik assalamualaikum warahmatullah

wabarakatuh Terima kasih banyak karena

sudah dateng ke sini kalau orang atheis

itu tidak percaya Tuhan saya itu orang

yang tidak percaya iklan ya alasannya

sederhana karena memang iklan itu yang

bawa Bukan nabi dan rasul iklan itu

teman-teman suka tipu-tipu sumpah

Hai dulu saya waktu masih di NTT itu

saya lihat iklan Pantai Ancol itu bagus

sekali bersih begitu saya datang

ternyata itu Pantai Ancol itu kotornya

itu macam orang tidak pernah sikat gigi

pakai Zaki itu lumayan satu poin Ah ya

Iya itu kenapa yang tidak diedit kan kan

itu kenapa tidak di pantai tiba di

Pantai ah kenapa yang ini tidak pakai

Zak ini begini nih kenapa yang

dituangkan itu tidak pantai-pantai yang

ada di timur pantai disatukan

bersih-bersih ini teman-teman selain

buat wisata pantai di sana itu itu

dipakai untuk penyembuh luka Jadi kami

di sana itu punya tradisi tiga hari

setelah sunat itu bapak-bapak bahwa kami

mandi di laut itu nanti bapak tunggu di

pasir begitu kan baru suruh kami yang

mandi bau itu pertama tuh masuk air itu

kami semangat masuk air semangat begitu

air sudah sampai sini itu jalan mulai

pelan-pelan

Hai Makin lama makin jinjit itu mata

tidak jarang liat kebawah teman-teman

mulai melirik kiri-kanan semacam tidak

rela ini casing baru kena air itu maklum

teman-teman tidak ada garansi toko tidak

ada itu mulai lirik kiri lirik kanan

lihat Bapak di belakang Apa kau lihat

kasih Tuhan itu pantat bayi apa-apa umum

itu waktu kena air teman-teman itu macam

Michi level 2 ^ 16 puebid itu mengkerut

itu macam lintah kita kasih garam itu uh

uh tapi itu cuman pertama Habis itu kita

berenang-berenang

santai begitu pulang-pulang sembuh

tradisi ini tidak mungkin terjadi kalau

kita buat di pantai Ancol tidak mungkin

habis sunat kita berenang di pantai

Ancol begitu berenang-berenang asyik

pulang-pulang hilang-hilang iklan itu

memang suka tipu-tipu suka tipu-tipu

Apalagi teman-teman kalau dapat iklan

yang banyak bonusnya tapi

bintang-bintang kecil dibawa juga banyak

saking banyaknya ada bintang di dalam

bintang itu itu apa Bintang pertahun

Biasa tulis harga belum termasuk PPN

sepuluh persen pajak pertambahan nilai

untuk barang dan jasa di Indonesia di

Indonesia itu jasa pendidikan itu tidak

masuk dalam PPN tidak kena PPN tapi

barang pdkn sepatu seragam buku tas itu

kena PPN ini sama seperti tidur Itu

gratis tapi kalau tutup mata bayar

[Musik]

Hai jadi kita kalau tidur tuh buka mata

saja gini lama-lama bikinkan sakratul

maut kita sudah begitu bintang kedua

bintang kedua ditulis apa syarat dan dan

gede syarat dan ketentuan berlaku selama

persediaan masih ada ini Kata kalau

sudah muncul ini berarti sudah mulai

tipu-tipu ya karena kita tidak pernah

tahu berapa banyak yang disediakan satu

B3 juga masih persediaan Jadi kalau

Kalimati rambutnya sudah meliputi pun

tapi uniknya di bintang 3 Dia tulis

hati-hati penipuan Hei kau gila kan tadi

selebriti mu itu sama seperti ada nyamuk

terbang begitu kemudian dia tinggal di

dia ke terbang ke telinga kita begitu

kemudian bisik-bisik Abdul hati-hati di

sini banyak kamu hei terus kau apa toko

baru Jababeka 1 terima kasih oto.com

Hai terima kasih banget Hai Abdur ya

back nih ya seperti biasanya kamu hadir

dengan kecerdasan kamu ada sesuatu pesan

yang kamu sampaikan Sebuah kritik yang

mengena gitu tapi kenapa hari ini agak

bet karena selain tidak pakai itu seks

Iya tahu agak kering begitu Ah tidak

habis ini minum yang banyak ada putaran

kedua Saya harap kamu bisa lebih baik

lagi tapi yang sekarang sih Terima kasih

ke fans Abdur iya ya menarik sekali Saya

melihat Abdur ya Eh kali ini saya

melihat kamu mulai bermain dengan

analogi gitu ya mencontohkan ini ini

kayak gini seperti anu ini seperti anu

dan itu menarik sekali kompor gas Terima

kasih road Abduh

walaupun over tapi dia keren banget ya

Ah kabeh coba bro jempol di atas makasih

[Tepuk tangan]