I’m Not Gonna Waste Your Time, I’m Guilty.

Caught In Providence
22 May 202402:48

Summary

TLDRIn this transcript, a woman named Joanne faces multiple traffic violations, including parking tickets and red-light violations. Initially, she doesn’t want to see the evidence, believing she’s guilty and wanting to save time. However, after some discussion, the judge explains that there’s confusion at the location, leading to dismissing two violations. Upon reviewing the third, Joanne admits guilt. The judge reduces the fine and gives her extra time to pay. By the end, Joanne changes her stance and wants to see all the evidence, appreciating the judge’s fairness.

Takeaways

  • 😀 The speaker greets Joanne and highlights a problem they are facing.
  • 🚗 The speaker mentions having multiple issues they weren't aware of, specifically five violations.
  • 🚦 Three of these violations are red light violations at the same location, Allen Avenue and Terminal Street.
  • 🙅 The speaker expresses reluctance to look at the violations initially, assuming they would be found guilty.
  • 👀 The judge insists on reviewing the violations and dismisses two because the driver was past the first stop line when the light turned red.
  • 📉 The judge explains that there are two stop lines at the location, which causes confusion, and bases the dismissal on this.
  • 😅 The third violation is discussed, and the speaker acknowledges that they ran the red light.
  • 💸 The judge reduces the fine by $85 due to a technicality and gives the speaker a month to pay.
  • 🙋 The speaker, who initially didn't want to see the violations, changes their mind and now wants to review all of them.
  • 👍 The session concludes with the speaker appreciating the judge’s fairness and expressing willingness to comply with the fine.

Q & A

  • What issue does the speaker initially raise at the beginning of the conversation?

    -The speaker mentions that they have five issues they were unaware of, including parking tickets and violations.

  • What type of violations is the speaker being questioned about?

    -The speaker is being questioned about three red light violations at the intersection of Allen Avenue and Terminal Street.

  • How does the speaker initially respond to the idea of reviewing the evidence?

    -The speaker initially refuses to look at the evidence, stating that everyone else who looked at it was found guilty, so they do not want to see it.

  • Why does the judge insist on looking at the evidence for the red light violations?

    -The judge insists on reviewing the evidence because the intersection has two stop lines, which can create confusion, and the judge wants to determine whether the speaker crossed the first stop line before the light turned red.

  • What is the outcome for the first two violations reviewed by the judge?

    -The first two violations are dismissed because the speaker was past the first stop line when the light turned red.

  • How does the speaker react after the first two violations are dismissed?

    -After the first two violations are dismissed, the speaker changes their attitude and expresses interest in reviewing all of the evidence.

  • What is the outcome of the third violation?

    -For the third violation, the judge notes that the speaker went through the red light but decides to give them a break since the violation occurred within 0.1 seconds of the light turning red. The fine is reduced to $85.

  • How much time does the judge give the speaker to pay the reduced fine?

    -The judge gives the speaker a month to pay the $85 fine.

  • Why does the speaker initially claim they do not want to see the evidence?

    -The speaker initially claims they do not want to see the evidence because they feel guilty and want to avoid wasting time.

  • How does the speaker's attitude change by the end of the interaction?

    -By the end of the interaction, the speaker expresses a desire to see all the evidence, acknowledging that they should have been more thorough from the beginning.

Outlines

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😃 A Morning Full of Issues

The conversation starts with a person named Joanne being greeted. The speaker mentions arriving and discovering multiple problems, five in total, which were unexpected. The main concern involves three red light violations at the same location, Allen Avenue and Terminal Street, that the speaker was previously unaware of. Joanne appears frustrated, not wanting to review the issues at first, but the speaker persists in explaining the situation.

🛑 Confusion at the Intersection

The speaker discusses the confusion at the intersection of Allen Avenue and Terminal Street, where there are two stop lines and traffic lights set up in a way that could mislead drivers. The speaker acknowledges this and has taken the stance that violations occurring after the first stop line will be dismissed. In two cases, Joanne passed the first stop line, so those tickets are dismissed. The conversation highlights how confusing the traffic layout is and why leniency is sometimes applied.

🎬 Now Joanne Wants to See Everything

Initially reluctant to view the evidence, Joanne now changes her mind and insists on reviewing all the violations after realizing two have been dismissed. The conversation takes a humorous turn with laughter and a light-hearted exchange. The speaker continues explaining that the third violation was clear-cut—Joanne ran a red light—and decides to reduce the fine by $85, giving Joanne a break due to the violation being just a tenth of a second over the limit.

😊 A Month to Pay and a Lesson Learned

Joanne accepts responsibility for the third violation and agrees to pay the reduced fine of $85, initially asking for a week but being given a month instead. The speaker reflects on Joanne's initial refusal to see the evidence, leading to a change in approach where Joanne now insists on reviewing everything. The conversation ends amicably with mutual understanding and appreciation, and the speaker wishing Joanne good luck.

Mindmap

Keywords

💡Parking tickets

Parking tickets refer to fines issued for parking violations, such as parking in unauthorized zones or exceeding time limits. In the video, the person mentions having multiple parking violations that they were unaware of before arriving, which serves as a key source of frustration.

💡Red light violations

Red light violations occur when a vehicle passes through an intersection after the traffic light has turned red. This is central to the script, as the individual has three red light violations at the same location and expresses reluctance to discuss them, assuming they are guilty.

💡Allen Avenue and Terminal Street

This specific location is where the individual received multiple violations. It serves as the geographical context for the red light incidents, and the individual expresses confusion over the layout of the stop lines and lights at this intersection.

💡Stop lines

Stop lines are markings on the road that indicate where vehicles must halt at traffic lights. In the video, the judge explains the confusion caused by two stop lines at the intersection, using this as a reason to dismiss some of the violations.

💡Dismissed

Dismissed refers to the judge's decision to nullify certain charges or fines. In this case, two of the red light violations are dismissed because the driver was past the first stop line when the light turned red, illustrating the judge's fair assessment of the situation.

💡Violation

A violation in this context refers to a breach of traffic laws, such as running a red light. The individual in the script has multiple violations, which serve as the core issue being addressed in the courtroom.

💡Mic

The mic (microphone) is used by the judge to communicate clearly during the proceedings. The individual in the script is asked to speak into the mic to ensure they are heard clearly when discussing their case.

💡Reduction of fine

This refers to the judge lowering the financial penalty for a violation. In the video, the judge reduces the fine for one of the red light violations by $85, acknowledging that the offense was only a fraction of a second beyond the legal limit.

💡Guilty

Guilty refers to the admission of responsibility for an offense. The individual repeatedly asserts their guilt early on, hoping to expedite the process, though the judge insists on reviewing the evidence, which results in some dismissals.

💡Confusion

Confusion in the video relates to the individual’s misunderstanding of the traffic setup at Allen Avenue and Terminal Street, specifically the two stop lines and the placement of traffic lights. The judge acknowledges this confusion, which leads to the dismissal of some violations.

Highlights

The person (Joanne) mentions having multiple issues they were unaware of, including three red light violations.

Joanne is initially reluctant to view the evidence, assuming guilt because others were found guilty.

The judge explains that if Joanne was past the first stop line when the light turned red, the violation could be dismissed.

Two of Joanne's violations are dismissed as she was past the first stop line when the light turned red.

Joanne's attitude shifts, and she expresses interest in seeing all the evidence after initially declining.

In the third violation, Joanne admits she passed through the light and agrees with the judge’s decision.

The judge acknowledges Joanne passed the light but gives her a break for being just 1/10th of a second over the time.

The third violation is reduced, and Joanne has to pay only $85 instead of the full amount.

Joanne requests a week to pay the fine, but the judge generously gives her a month.

Joanne is appreciative of the leniency and flexibility offered by the judge.

Joanne expresses regret for initially refusing to see the evidence, stating she now prefers to see it in the future.

The interaction is marked by a lighthearted tone, with both Joanne and the judge engaging in friendly banter.

The judge emphasizes the complexity of the location, with multiple stop lines and signals, adding confusion to the case.

Joanne acknowledges the judge’s authority and judgment, noting that he's smart for sitting in his position.

The session concludes with both parties in good spirits, with Joanne expressing gratitude for the judge's fair treatment.

Transcripts

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good morning Joanne good morning I said

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good morning listen you know what I have

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a problem because I get here I'm here I

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get here and I got all I got four one

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two three four five issues here that I

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never knew about I only knew about this

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one you have three parking tickets at

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the same location Allen Avenue and

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terminal

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street three parking tickets no three

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violations oh okay three red light

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violations on Allen's Avenue and

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terminal street we're going to at no I

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don't need to look at it cuz everybody

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else you looked at they was guilty so I

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don't want to see it finish I don't want

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to see

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that take your

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[Laughter]

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pleas I'm wasting your time I'm not even

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going to

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bother I'm

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serious Miss Ash I'm trying to help you

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so we're going to look at Allen's Avenue

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in terminal street I don't want to see

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that you're going to see it

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yellow was she pass the line she was

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closer she's bought right at the line

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the reason I wanted to see this is

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because you notice there were two stop

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lines there's one yes and there's two

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okay and then there's another light up a

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little past that so there's a great deal

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of confusion at this location and so I

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have taken the position that if you are

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past the first stop line when the light

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turns red yes that I'll dismiss it so so

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far in both of these cases that I just

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looked at you were pass the first stop

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line so these two are going to get

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dismissed and we're going to look at the

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third one now okay you you still don't

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want to see it no I want to see them all

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on

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[Laughter]

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now now I want to see everybody you want

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to see everything right all right I was

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just trying not to take up time the

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light is red oh you went right through

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this one I did okay now I'll agree with

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you I don't care but long as I just get

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it speak into the mic please

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yeah okay see you're smart man I guess

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that's why you sitting up there on the

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310 of a second I'm going to give you a

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break on it it's one/ tenth of a second

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more than you're entitled okay so I'm

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going to give you a break on that so

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this is going to be reduced by $85 so

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it's going to cost you $85 okay I I'll

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pay that give me a week and I'll pay

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that I'm going to give you a month oh

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okay but I'll pay I'm going to ask you

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again when you first came here I said

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you want to see them you said I don't

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want to see anything I'm

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guilty I'm guilty I don't want to look

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at anything cuz I didn't want to take up

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time I want to get out of here I'm going

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to ask you again do you want to see them

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yes from now on I would want to see them

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you want to see every thank you I

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appreciate it thank you good luck

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