Why I Hate Zodiac Signs

TravieBASED
8 Feb 201404:32

Summary

TLDRThe speaker vehemently criticizes the belief in zodiac signs, deeming them absurd and questioning their relevance. They recount personal anecdotes where zodiac compatibility played a role in social interactions, humorously highlighting the irony when people's actions contradict their supposed zodiac traits. The speaker mocks the gullibility of those who take horoscopes seriously, suggesting that the vague and generic nature of astrological predictions make them applicable to almost anyone. The video concludes with a call to action for viewers to like, subscribe, and join the speaker's second channel for more content.

Takeaways

  • 😡 The speaker expresses a strong dislike for zodiac signs, repeatedly calling them 'stupid'.
  • 🗣️ The speaker humorously questions the nature of zodiac signs, comparing them to Transformers or a show.
  • 🤷‍♀️ The speaker mocks people who live by their zodiac signs, suggesting they let horoscopes dictate their lives.
  • 🚫 The speaker shares a personal anecdote where a date ended abruptly after disclosing his zodiac sign.
  • 🐟 The speaker points out the irony of someone retweeting positive zodiac traits while having judged him based on his sign.
  • 🍟 The speaker uses humor to criticize the inconsistency between zodiac sign traits and real-life behavior, like someone being described as generous yet not sharing fries.
  • 🔄 The speaker suggests that horoscopes are generic and recycled, applicable to many people.
  • 🤔 The speaker questions why people are so gullible about believing in horoscopes' accuracy.
  • 🎭 The speaker humorously declares his 'sign' to be 'stop', indicating his refusal to engage with the concept.
  • 🎬 The speaker invites viewers to like, subscribe, and check out his vlog channel, suggesting a multifaceted online presence.

Q & A

  • What is the speaker's primary reason for disliking zodiac signs?

    -The speaker dislikes zodiac signs because they find them to be 'stupid' and believes that people who take them seriously can be influenced negatively by them.

  • What does the speaker think about people who live by their horoscopes?

    -The speaker criticizes those who live by their horoscopes, suggesting that they let it determine aspects of their lives, which the speaker finds unreasonable.

  • Can you describe the story the speaker shares about a girl and zodiac signs?

    -The speaker shares a story about a girl who, after learning his zodiac sign, decided not to continue seeing him based on their supposed incompatibility. This story illustrates the speaker's point about the absurdity of letting zodiac signs influence personal relationships.

  • What is the speaker's opinion on the accuracy of horoscopes?

    -The speaker believes that horoscopes are inaccurate and that they recycle generic statements that could apply to anyone, which is why many people find them to be 'scary accurate'.

  • Why does the speaker find it funny that some people are gullible about horoscopes?

    -The speaker finds it amusing that people take horoscopes seriously and believe in their accuracy, despite the fact that the statements are vague and can apply to many different people.

  • What does the speaker suggest as an alternative to asking about zodiac signs?

    -The speaker suggests that instead of asking about zodiac signs, people should simply ask for someone's birthday, as it is a more straightforward and less superstitious approach.

  • What does the speaker wish his zodiac sign was, and why?

    -The speaker wishes his zodiac sign was 'language' as a metaphor for not wanting to hear about zodiac signs at all, similar to how a deaf person would not have to hear a spoken language.

  • What is the speaker's stance on people who are serious about zodiac signs?

    -The speaker is frustrated with people who take zodiac signs seriously and wishes to avoid such discussions, even going as far as to say his sign is 'stop' to deter further inquiries.

  • What does the speaker imply about the predictability of horoscopes?

    -The speaker implies that horoscopes are predictable and lack originality, as they often recycle the same generic phrases and are not personalized or unique.

  • What does the speaker suggest about the behavior of people who believe in horoscopes?

    -The speaker suggests that people who believe in horoscopes can be inconsistent in their actions, as exemplified by the girl who retweeted a positive trait about her zodiac sign while behaving contrary to that trait in real life.

Outlines

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😠 Disdain for Zodiac Signs

The speaker vehemently expresses their disdain for zodiac signs, repeatedly emphasizing their belief that they are 'stupid'. They humorously questions what a zodiac is, suggesting it might be a Transformer or a show, before explaining that it's related to the time of year one is born. The speaker criticizes people who take horoscopes seriously, suggesting it can negatively influence their behavior and decisions. They share a personal anecdote about a date who ended the evening abruptly after learning his zodiac sign, only to later see her on social media endorsing the non-judgmental nature of her own sign. The speaker also mocks the gullibility of those who believe in horoscopes' accuracy, noting the generic nature of the predictions.

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Keywords

💡Zodiac Signs

Zodiac signs are a series of twelve 30° divisions of celestial longitude that are centered upon the ecliptic: the path of the sun across the celestial sphere over the course of the year. In the video, the speaker expresses disdain for zodiac signs, arguing that they are 'stupid' and that people's reliance on them can lead to irrational behavior, as illustrated by the anecdote about a date who refused to see him again because of their incompatible signs.

💡Horoscopes

Horoscopes are astrological charts or forecasts that are said to be relevant to a person's personality or events in their lives. The video's speaker criticizes horoscopes as being generic and manipulative, suggesting that they are designed to appeal to a broad audience and thus appear 'accurate' to many, even though they are not personalized.

💡Capricorn

Capricorn is the tenth astrological sign in the zodiac, which is associated with the qualities of being responsible, disciplined, and ambitious. In the script, the speaker mentions Capricorn as an example of a zodiac sign and uses it to mock the idea that someone's entire personality can be determined by their birth date.

💡Pisces

Pisces is the twelfth astrological sign in the zodiac, often associated with dreaminess, intuition, and sensitivity. The speaker recounts a story where a woman, after learning his sign, refused to continue seeing him, highlighting the absurdity of letting zodiac signs dictate personal relationships.

💡Aries

Aries is the first astrological sign in the zodiac, characterized by energy, enthusiasm, and a desire for new experiences. The video mentions Aries as an example of a sign that is described with positive traits, such as being 'faithful, hardworking,' which the speaker sarcastically contrasts with his personal experience with someone who he felt did not live up to these descriptions.

💡Personality Traits

Personality traits are the distinctive characteristics that make up an individual's personality. The video critiques the idea that zodiac signs can accurately predict or define personality traits, arguing that such categorizations are overly simplistic and ignore the complexity of human behavior.

💡Superstition

Superstition refers to a belief or practice resulting from ignorance, fear of the unknown, or trust in fate or chance. The speaker in the video associates zodiac signs with superstition, suggesting that people who take them seriously are acting irrationally and without critical thought.

💡Compatibility

Compatibility in the context of the video refers to the idea that certain zodiac signs are more likely to get along or form successful relationships with each other. The speaker mocks this concept by sharing a personal story where a potential relationship was ended based on zodiac sign compatibility.

💡Skepticism

Skepticism is the questioning attitude towards knowledge or statements based on doubt or inquiry. The video's speaker exhibits skepticism towards zodiac signs, expressing doubt about their validity and questioning the logic behind assigning personality traits or life outcomes based on one's birth date.

💡Anecdote

An anecdote is a short account of a particular incident or event, often used to illustrate a point. The speaker uses anecdotes, such as the story about the date who refused to see him again because of his zodiac sign, to illustrate his point that zodiac signs are not a reliable basis for understanding people or predicting behavior.

💡Vlogging

Vlogging is the act of making video blogs, typically documenting personal experiences or opinions. Towards the end of the video, the speaker invites viewers to subscribe to his second channel where he is vlogging, indicating that he also engages in this form of content creation beyond discussing zodiac signs.

Highlights

Speaker expresses strong dislike for zodiac signs, calling them 'stupid'.

Speaker questions the relevance of zodiac signs in modern life.

Speaker mocks the idea of zodiacs being like Transformers or a show on television.

Speaker discusses how some people live by their horoscopes, affecting their daily lives.

Speaker shares a personal anecdote about a date who left abruptly after learning his zodiac sign.

Speaker points out the irony of a person's behavior contradicting their zodiac sign's supposed traits.

Speaker criticizes the gullibility of those who believe in horoscopes' accuracy.

Speaker humorously suggests that horoscopes are just recycled phrases that apply to everyone.

Speaker expresses frustration with being asked about his zodiac sign frequently.

Speaker declares his new sign to be 'stop' as a joke, reflecting his annoyance.

Speaker humorously wishes his sign was sign language to avoid the topic.

Speaker ends the video with a call to action for viewers to like, subscribe, and check out his vlog channel.

Transcripts

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I [ __ ] hate zodiac signs why do I

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hate zodiac signs first reason would be

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because [ __ ] are [ __ ] stupid and

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every other reason would be because

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[ __ ] are [ __ ] stupid okay now that

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we've covered that let's move on now let

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me start off by saying bad [ __ ] love

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Zodiacs what the [ __ ] is a zodiac is it

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a Transformer is it a show on tunami is

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it a [ __ ] Molly [ __ ] love Molly

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who the [ __ ] is Molly that's off that's

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off topic but in all seriousness for

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those of you that don't know what a

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zodiac is or maybe you refer to it in a

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different term or different word or

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whatever Zodiacs are you know Capricorn

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Pisces Aries all that [ __ ] like the

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month you were born in your little sign

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ladies some of you live by this [ __ ]

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like if your horoscope says that you're

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going to have a horrible day today guess

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what this [ __ ] is having big old play

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the [ __ ] disaster everybody around

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you is getting coming down with you

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you're not going down alone cuz that's

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not how you [ __ ] roll but that's

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besides the point your independent bossy

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[ __ ] damn I said [ __ ] kind of hard

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like [ __ ] like you just disrespected my

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whole life a lot of you let it determine

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certain things in your life for example

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I'm going to tell you a story a little

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quick story about this okay so right now

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remember that her sign was like Pisces

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or whatever the a [ __ ] fish or some

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[ __ ] I don't even know I'm in the car or

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whatever we're having a great time we're

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talking laughing and [ __ ] like

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everything was great we click like

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Legos then she randomly asked me what's

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your sign my what do you mean my I don't

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have a my assignment I don't have

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homework I'm not in school no more what

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are you [ __ ] talking about no no

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you're you're zodiac oh [ __ ] uh

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Capricorn

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ooh I don't think I'm going to be able

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to [ __ ] with you [ __ ] you going to [ __ ]

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with me you going to [ __ ] with me I

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drove here look look at my gas tank look

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at my [ __ ] all along I'm going I'm

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going with it like she's [ __ ] playing

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and [ __ ] I literally haven't heard from

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her since that night but get this

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remember how I told you she was was a

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Pisces I see her on Twitter retweeting

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something talking about Pisces will

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never be quick to judge you and leave

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someone's life because of a little

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thing [ __ ] what the [ __ ] do you call

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two

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weeks another example I saw another girl

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on my timeline retweeting Aries are

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faithful hardworking and not afraid to

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share with those who care for

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them [ __ ] you're a [ __ ] I like I know

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you I actually know you I've bought you

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dinner and you wouldn't even share your

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fries with me hey but hey but I got to

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give you that hard work you know you was

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sucking dick like a champ though you

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feel me what's so funny to me is that

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you know these girls are so gullible and

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they'll be like no it's really true like

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you should read some of the stuff that

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it says like it's scary how [ __ ]

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accurate it is the horoscopes and all

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the things that it said about you it's

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said about my sign about 3 weeks ago all

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they do is recycle the different sayings

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like obviously everybody's going to go

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through some of the same [ __ ] so it's

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like oh my God [ __ ] you D you

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stupid that wasn't funny so I'm don't

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even [ __ ] laugh probably 90% of all

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the girls that I've met talked to tried

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to put my dick on their leg

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um have asked me what my sign is some

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point in time [ __ ] why are you so weird

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why can't you just ask me what my

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birthday is my sign from now on is stop

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hey Travis what's your sign stop it's

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it's [ __ ] stop I I don't get are you

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referring to a stop sign yes I just get

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tired of hearing about that [ __ ] like

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it's so much that I wish my sign was

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language you know so like I was deaf so

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I don't have to hear that [ __ ] so like

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be talking like sign Lang no offense to

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anybody that speaks sign language that

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[ __ ]

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cool that was [ __ ] offensive as [ __ ]

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I just not even point of saying no

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offense I'm [ __ ] with the pl I'm the

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[ __ ] who got homies that b selling

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drugs I'm that niggaer on the back

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street with the fat heat [ __ ] better run

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like a

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what's going on guys so that was a quick

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little video rant type topic video thing

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that I did real quick and um I hope you

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enjoyed that video if you did like the

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video especially like it so you I know

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that you enjoyed the video subscribe to

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my second Channel I'm over there

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vlogging right now I'm doing Vlog I'm

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actually vlogging quite frequently right

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now and there's people watching so you

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should join the club and [ __ ] all right

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but anyways I'm about to head up out of

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here

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uh

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