Dredd: Embarrassing Accidental Boners
Summary
TLDRIn this humorous and candid video script, the speaker recounts an awkward encounter with a female personal trainer in Miami, highlighting the challenges of maintaining composure during a workout. The conversation then shifts to a hypothetical question about penis size, to which the speaker responds that he would keep his current size, acknowledging its impact on his professional life in the adult film industry. The script concludes with a light-hearted joke about social distancing in the context of the adult industry during the pandemic.
Takeaways
- 😅 The narrator had an embarrassing moment during a workout with an attractive female personal trainer due to an unexpected physical reaction.
- 🩲 The choice of wearing boxers instead of tighter underwear contributed to the narrator's discomfort during the exercise session.
- 💪 The physical position required for the exercise led to the narrator's predicament, which he recognized as a sign of an impending issue.
- 😳 Despite the awkward situation, the narrator tried to hide his reaction, but the personal trainer noticed and they both avoided addressing it.
- 🏋️♂️ The narrator continued to work with the personal trainer for a short period after the incident but remembered the experience vividly.
- 🔍 When asked about hypothetically changing the size of his penis, the narrator expressed satisfaction with his current size, despite some apprehension from potential partners.
- 🚫 The narrator mentioned that some women refuse to work with him because of his size, but he is content with the current situation and the attention it brings.
- 🤔 He contemplates the possibility of new competitors in his field with larger sizes, which could affect his status but remains hopeful about his position.
- 😹 The narrator shared a humorous joke related to social distancing and adult film work during the quarantine, highlighting the industry's adaptability.
- 😂 The joke about Kieran Lee being the only person able to work in porn during the pandemic due to his height was remembered and appreciated for its humor.
- 🤓 The conversation touched on the importance of humor and camaraderie in the adult film industry, as exemplified by the narrator's interactions with his peers.
Q & A
What was the main issue the speaker faced during a personal training session with a female trainer?
-The speaker faced an embarrassing situation where he experienced an unwanted physical reaction while wearing loose boxers instead of tighter underwear, which led to a noticeable bulge in his shorts during the workout.
Why did the speaker choose to wear boxers instead of tighter underwear for the workout?
-The speaker usually opts for tighter underwear to prevent such incidents, but on this occasion, he made the mistake of wearing boxers, which did not provide the same level of support and containment.
How did the speaker attempt to handle the situation during the training session?
-The speaker tried to cover up the bulge and hide it from the personal trainer, hoping it would subside while taking deep breaths and waiting for the situation to resolve itself.
Did the personal trainer acknowledge the situation or react to it?
-The personal trainer noticed the situation but did not openly acknowledge it, instead choosing to look away.
Did the speaker continue to work with the same personal trainer after the incident?
-Yes, the speaker mentioned that he went back to her for one or two more sessions, but the experience was short-lived.
What is the speaker's stance on changing the size of his penis if given the opportunity?
-The speaker would prefer to keep his penis at its current size, despite some women being apprehensive about it, as he feels it has advantages in his professional life.
What was the speaker's reaction to the idea of someone else having a larger penis and potentially taking his title?
-The speaker acknowledged that new performers with large sizes have entered the industry, but he remains humbled by his current status and hopes to maintain it for a long time.
Who was the speaker referring to when mentioning someone else with a large penis in the industry?
-The speaker referred to Mandingo, who was a notable figure in the industry known for his size.
What joke related to the COVID-19 pandemic and social distancing did the speaker find particularly funny?
-The joke was about the only person who could work in the adult film industry during the pandemic being 'Dread' because he is the only one you could have sex with while still maintaining a six-foot distance.
Who made the joke about social distancing in the adult film industry?
-The joke was made by Kieran Lee, a fellow performer known for his sense of humor.
What was the speaker's opinion on the joke about social distancing and the adult film industry?
-The speaker found the joke to be very funny and appreciated Kieran Lee's humor, remembering it as a standout moment during the quarantine.
Outlines
😅 Embarrassing Gym Incident
The speaker recounts an awkward encounter with a female personal trainer in Miami. While working out in boxers, he experienced an unexpected physiological response, leading to an embarrassing situation with a noticeable bulge in his shorts. Despite his attempts to hide it, the trainer noticed, but neither addressed the issue directly. The incident was a one-time occurrence but left a lasting impression on the speaker.
Mindmap
Keywords
💡Personal Trainer
💡Attractive
💡Boxers
💡Semi
💡Incredible Hulk
💡Bulge
💡Acknowledge
💡Size
💡Shoot
💡Mandingo
💡Quarantine
💡Dread
Highlights
The speaker shared a personal experience with a female personal trainer in Miami that led to an embarrassing situation due to wearing boxers instead of tighter underwear during a workout.
The speaker humorously compared the unexpected bulge during the workout to the Incredible Hulk's shirt ripping.
Despite the awkward situation, the speaker continued to work with the personal trainer a couple more times.
The speaker was asked if they would change the size of their penis and responded that they would keep it as is, acknowledging some girls won't work with them due to the size.
The speaker mentioned that they are happy with their current size and would not want to change it, even if it means missing out on some opportunities.
The speaker expressed concern about new guys in the industry with large sizes potentially taking away their title as one of the biggest.
The speaker recalled a funny joke made by Kieran Lee during the quarantine about the only person who could work in porn during social distancing being 'Dread'.
The speaker found the joke about social distancing in porn to be hysterical and appreciated Kieran Lee's humor.
The speaker mentioned Mandingo as the only other person they felt was on the same level as them in terms of size when they entered the industry.
The speaker expressed humility and appreciation for their current status in the industry, hoping it lasts.
The speaker shared a personal preference for tighter underwear during workouts to avoid unexpected situations.
The speaker described trying to hide the bulge during the workout session and the trainer's reaction.
The speaker recalled the one and only time such an embarrassing situation happened with a personal trainer.
The speaker discussed the potential impact of new industry entrants on their status and the importance of maintaining their reputation.
The speaker shared a light-hearted anecdote about a personal experience, adding humor to the conversation.
Transcripts
a couple years ago when i was still down
in miami and i decided to uh get help
from this personal trainer who happened
to be a female and she was very
attractive
and she had me doing something you
already know where this is going she had
me doing something where i was sitting
down and i just had these shorts on with
boxers that's the big mistake the boxes
with me
you know uh usually i go with the the
tighties because right let's just say i
start getting a semi i forgot about a
raging hard arm but let's just say a
semi the tidies will
help the help the cause yeah yeah kind
of keep tied down keep me tied down a
little bit
boxers you don't have a shot in hell
so i got the
i got the boxers on and she had me doing
something in a position where
like my legs were back
and as my legs were back i felt my dick
kind of roll over on my leg and that and
throughout my history that means trouble
as far as what's coming so i knew it was
coming but i couldn't do anything about
it you know what i mean i couldn't just
go hey let's stop let's so it just
started happening
and then it was like you remember the
incredible hulk when david battery the
shirt rips out and every all of a sudden
my shorts just have this massive
bulge you know and i'm kind of like
trying to hide it so it was very and
she's looking and she's like oh you know
looking away and i was like oh [ __ ] so
yeah did you happen did either of you
acknowledge this that this was happening
no way i did my best to try to like
cover it up and she kept turning her
head and i was just hoping for it to go
down you know i'm like all right
you know got deep breaths you know wow
did you ever go back to her again
i think i think i did like one or two
other times it was a short lived
personal trainer experience right but
that i'll never forget because that was
like the one and only time that that
really happened yeah oh yeah oh my god
um okay my next question is from dave w
uh he says i've got a hypothetical
question for you if you could change the
size of your penis would you do it would
you make it bigger or would you make it
smaller that's a good question um
well
no i would keep it as it is now because
i mean there are girls that won't
not a lot but there are a few girls that
won't shoot with me
because of the size and i mean i just i
could i'll live with it you know what i
mean i mean i it's unfortunate because
i'd love to
shoot with as many girls um as possible
without them having any
um you know that that whole apprehensive
feeling i don't think i could take it
so but that being said for uh the girls
that i have shot with and then and i'm
continuing the shoot with i'll i'm happy
keeping it as is you know yeah yeah
cause look i mean i have a feeling that
you never know at some point some new
guy could roll up and he can
you know have this massive penis and
you know who knows you never know and
then you're only like the second biggest
dick in porn right because you know when
i got in the guy who was on my radar was
mandingo
yeah you remember him oh yeah
and it was like him and me and
really nobody else you know everybody
else was kind of looking up um
i think i'm pretty sure yeah so he's
gone and now there are some new guys
that have come in that are pretty
sizable so for me to still
have this the title
i appreciate it and i'm humbled by it
and you know
hopefully it'll last for a long time you
know yeah
uh i just want to
ask if you know about like what i
consider to be one of the best jokes of
quarantine actually another one of my
guests brought up it was pretty funny do
you remember when um you know the whole
like obviously the mask mandate came in
and they were saying like social
distancing six feet apart and then like
work shut down and then kieran lee made
that great joke about like how the only
person who can work in porn now is dread
because he's the only one you could have
sex with and still be six feet apart
from yeah
yeah
yeah i remember that yeah karen yeah
that was a good one yeah he's a great
guy every time i see him he's always got
something funny to say something along
those lines you know what i mean but i
yeah i do remember that that was
hysterical
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