20 WOMEN VS 2 SIDEMEN: ANGRY GINGE & DANNY AARONS EDITION

Sidemen
14 Jan 202484:22

Summary

TLDR在这个充满欢笑和戏谑的剧本中,Danny和Angry Ginge这对好友在一档约会节目中展开了一场不同寻常的竞赛。他们必须对一系列女性嘉宾做出选择,而女性嘉宾最终将决定谁有机会与她们约会。节目中充满了幽默的对话和尴尬的约会场景,展现了两位男士在求爱过程中的各种尝试和失败,以及他们之间为争夺女性青睐而展开的激烈竞争。

Takeaways

  • 😀 这是一档名为'20 vs 2'的约会游戏节目,由Danny Aarons和Angry Ginge主持,节目中两位主持人必须在女孩中达成一致,然后女孩们选择想要约会的对象。
  • 🎉 节目中的互动充满了幽默和玩笑,包括对参与者的调侃和一些即兴的表演。
  • 🔍 参与者包括来自不同地区和背景的女孩,她们在节目中进行了简短的自我介绍。
  • 🤔 Danny和Angry Ginge在决定是否选择某个女孩时,会考虑多种因素,包括地域、兴趣和个性。
  • 🎮 节目中提到了电子游戏'Among Us',显示了主持人和参与者之间的共同兴趣。
  • 🏠 有参与者提到了自己的家庭背景,比如有来自比利时和土耳其的混血儿,以及在不同地区成长的经历。
  • 👠 节目中出现了一些尴尬的时刻,比如一位参与者因为提到了与主持人母亲相同的名字而被拒绝。
  • 🤼‍♀️ 一位名为Mercedes Valentine的女孩因为她的拳击和钢管舞经历而在节目中脱颖而出。
  • 💃 另一位参与者展示了她的足球技巧,包括一个被称为“彩虹翻”的动作。
  • 🎁 节目的结尾,参与者有机会赢得与主持人之一的约会以及一千英镑的奖金。
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Keywords

💡20 vs 1

这是一个游戏节目的名称,指的是20个人对1个人的对抗或选择情境。在视频中,这个概念被稍作改动,变成了'20 vs 2',意味着两位男性角色需要在多个女性角色中做出选择,而女性角色最终也会选择她们想要约会的对象。

💡Sidemen channel

Sidemen channel是视频发布者所在的频道,可能是一个以娱乐内容为主的YouTube频道。在视频中,提到订阅Sidemen channel,这是常见的社交媒体推广方式,鼓励观众关注频道以获取更多内容。

💡Crocs

Crocs是一种塑料鞋品牌,以其独特的洞洞鞋设计而闻名。在视频中,有角色对另一位角色穿着Crocs表示喜爱,这可能是一种幽默或个性化的表达,也反映了Crocs在某些群体中的流行度。

💡OnlyFans

OnlyFans是一个以订阅为基础的社交网络平台,允许内容创作者向订阅者提供独家内容,通常包括成人内容。视频中提到OnlyFans奥运会,这可能是一个玩笑或对某个事件的幽默提及,表明角色之间的互动和节目的娱乐性质。

💡cougar

Cougar在俚语中指的是年长的女性,特别是那些对年轻男性感兴趣的女性。在视频中,当一位25岁的女性角色出现时,其他角色戏谑地称她为cougar,这反映了节目中的幽默和玩笑氛围。

💡Lidl

Lidl是一家德国的廉价超市连锁品牌。在视频中,一位角色提到喜欢Lidl,这可能是对品牌的喜爱或是一种幽默表达,显示角色的个性和偏好。

💡animal cruelty

动物虐待是指对动物的不人道对待或伤害。视频中,角色们讨论了关于动物权利的问题,表明他们对动物福利的关心和支持,这是对角色个性和价值观的一种展示。

💡boxing

拳击是一种对抗性运动,使用拳击手套进行。在视频中,一位女性角色提到她是拳击手,这可能是对她个性坚强或有竞争力的一种体现,也可能是节目增加互动和娱乐性的一个环节。

💡pole dancer

钢管舞者是一种表演艺术形式,舞者在钢管周围进行舞蹈和体操动作。视频中,女性角色提到她是钢管舞者,这可能增加了她的神秘感或吸引力,同时也展示了她的多才多艺。

💡second date

第二次约会通常意味着在第一次约会之后,双方对彼此都有好感并希望进一步了解。在视频中,角色们讨论了关于第二次约会的可能性,这是评估他们之间化学反应和相互吸引力的一种方式。

Highlights

节目《20 vs 2》的变体《20 vs 2》,Danny Aarons和Angry Ginge需要就他们喜欢的女孩达成一致。

女孩们将选择她们想约会的男孩。

Farieda自我介绍来自阿尔及利亚后遭到拒绝。

一位女孩来自利物浦,引起现场的惊讶和笑声。

Evie戴着帽子出现,引发了关于她外貌的好奇。

一位参与者因被要求扮演角色而拒绝,展现了个性。

Mercedes Valentine的名字引发了关于汽车品牌的幽默对话。

Erin因穿着Crocs而受到注意,Danny表现出对她的兴趣。

一位参与者因年龄被戏称为“cougar”,引发了关于年龄的讨论。

一位女孩因身高5'9“被拒绝,引发了关于身高偏好的讨论。

一位参与者因穿着动物图案的靴子而遭到反对。

Unique因与Danny同岁而产生特别的联系。

一位参与者因名字与参与者的母亲相同而被拒绝。

Tennessee因名字和个性受到特别关注。

一位参与者因在直播中露胸而被要求订阅Side+。

Danny和Ginge在决定谁留谁走时产生争议。

一位参与者因自信的态度而获得认可。

Ginge在与女孩的互动中不断展示他的拳击姿势。

一位女孩因提出与Ginge一起移居曼彻斯特而受到欢迎。

一位参与者因在OnlyFans工作而引发讨论。

Danny在与女孩的互动中展示了他的幽默感和个性。

Ginge在约会中使用谜语和引用,尽管它们没有意义。

一位参与者因在约会中过于关注自己而被拒绝第二次约会的机会。

Danny在约会中因使用电击项圈而引发幽默。

一位女孩因选择Ginge而使Danny感到失望。

Danny在约会中因过于夸张的行为而受到批评。

Ginge在约会中因使用足球庆祝动作而获得认可。

一位参与者因在约会中撕裂裤子而引发混乱。

一位女孩因对Danny的类型表示犹豫而引发讨论。

Danny在约会中因过于直接的言行而使女孩感到不舒服。

一位参与者因在约会中过于强调自己是火车迷而受到嘲笑。

一位女孩因选择Danny作为约会对象而使Ginge感到失望。

Danny在约会中因展示他的各种印象而获得认可。

Ginge在约会中因不断表达爱意而显得过于急切。

Transcripts

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- Ladies and gentlemen,

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it's that time.

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Welcome to 20 vs 1

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with a twist!

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This is 20 vs 2!

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Oh, baby!

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Danny Aarons and Angry Ginge

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will have to agree

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on the girls they like.

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Then, the girls will pick

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which one of the boys

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they want to date.

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Oh, I love this game!

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Now, before we see who will find love

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and who will stay single forever,

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make sure you're subscribed

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to the Sidemen channel.

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Let's do it!

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- First one,

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I just reckon straight in there.

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First one,

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put the challenge in. Let them know, set the standard.

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- Here we go. - It's a woman!

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- Hi. - Hi you okay? Hello.

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- My name is Farieda

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and I'm originally from Algeria.

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- Nah. - Nice to meet you guys.

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- Nah. [all laughing]

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- What? - No?

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- No, sorry.

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- Okay. [Sidemen laughing]

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- Danny!

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- We gotta do this quickly, brother.

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- Yeah. It's just, I noticed you said that

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straight after she said she was from Algeria.

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- No, no, no,

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- No.

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I love Algeria. Riyad Mahrez and that.

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[all laughing]

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- Hi. - Hello.

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- You okay. - Yeah. I'm good, how's yous?

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- Yeah, really good. How old are you?

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- Whoa, whoa, whoa, whoa. - Huh?

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- Keep speaking. - Erm-

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- No. [all laughing]

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- Wait

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- Why? - Ginge, brother?

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- You don't even know her name.

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- Where are you from? Where are you from?

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- Why? - Ginge.

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Are you not noticing this? Where are you from?

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- Liverpool. - f*ck off.

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[all laughing]

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- f*ck off.

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- She's came all the way from Liverpool for that.

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- Oh my... - f*ck off.

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- Hi. - Hi guys.

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- Hello darling. - Are you okay?

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What's your name?

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- I'm Evie. I'm 21 and I'm from Cambridge.

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- Ooh. - Cambridge.

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- I really like your Crocs.

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- Posture's back - Posture's back

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- What's under the hat?

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- That's what I'm thinking, man.

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- Yeah is there any way to see you without the hat?

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- Maybe do you- - No, I can take it off.

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- May you please? - Please, yeah.

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- Take it off. - Might have hat hair-

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- No, nah. - Bro.

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- Bro. - Stop it.

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- Bro.

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- Does he know that we need dates?

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- Hey, you, if you take three,

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you take the executive decision.

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- Right. - It's a no from me.

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- Okay, let's do a little bit of role play

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'cause he's already said you're out, okay?

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[all laughing]

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Let's imagine I'm a bit,

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thirsty, there's a drink on the floor behind you,

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can you pick up for me please?

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- That's crazy. That's great.

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- Cheers. Thank you.

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- Oh, she went for-

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- She went for the hug, yeah, I know,

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but oh, I only just met you though.

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- Oh, you, you make the decision here.

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- Yeah. No, sorry. [Danny claps]

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- Okay. Have a good day. - Yeah, you too.

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- Oh my God.

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- My guy tried, made her pick up a drink.

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- Just like.. - Oh.

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- Three nos so far. - My god.

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- You can't. - You've gotta be affirmative.

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- Bend like that? - Then you put the drink like-

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- Okay. - Everyone,

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it's a test look away.

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- Hello? - Okay.

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- Hi. - How old are you?

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- 23. - Yep.

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- Oh, that's a bit rude. - What?

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- We do? - Sorry, hang a minute.

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What, what we're saying yes. - Yeah.

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- Sorry which bit of that was rude?

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- Oh, if you're saying yes, then it's fine.

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- Nah. - f*ck her, f*ck her.

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No, no. - No, no!

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- Danny! - No, no, no.

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- No, no, I'll tell you what,

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you are being rude there, aren't you?

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- No. - Oh, I'm sorry.

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- What's your name?

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- Mercedes Valentine. - Mercedes Valentine?

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- She's named after a car.

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- Wait. - Wait.

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She was in our video. - OnlyFans.

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- Yeah. Onlyfans Olympics. - Olympics.

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- Oh sh*t. - What?

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- Okay. - A nice car.

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- It is a nice car. - Where are you from?

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I'm sensing a bit of an accent.

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- Well, I'm half German, half Spanish,

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but I live in Brighton- - Yes, yes.

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- Yes. - Yes, yes.

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What's, what's yes in German?

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Nein? - Ja.

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- Ja. Ja! - Ja.

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- Could've guessed that. - Ja!

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And Spanish is si, don't, oye, whoa, whoa, whoa, whoa.

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- That is unbelievable.

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- What's going on? Ginge's gone red.

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- Hello. - Hello my queen.

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Are you okay? - I'm good, thanks.

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- How are you?

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- Oh I'm better now that you have arrived.

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- Thanks. [all laughing]

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- Why is he like this? [all chuckling]

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- Can he even see them?

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- I'm better now that you've arrived.

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- Does he need glasses?

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- I think - he can't see 'em.

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- That's right.

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- Prob got blurred vision. - It works.

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- Yeah. You like the Crocs, yeah?

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- I really do. Yeah.

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- What's what's your name? - Erin.

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- How old are you? - 25.

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- Twenty five. - Oh, bit of a cougar.

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- What?

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- They're young. - They are young.

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- Yeah. - They're young.

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- They're young.

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- 25, cougar. - What's that?

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- Like old and she-

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You know, you know what a cougar is, isn't it?

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I know what a- - Would you-

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- Are you a cougar?

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- Would you classify as a cougar?

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- Absolutely not.

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- Oh she's not a cougar, stop calling her a cougar.

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- I like cougars though.

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[all laughing]

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- He does likes cougars. - Oh maybe. Yeah, then, yeah.

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- Yes, yes. - Okay.

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- Okay go on. - Yeah.

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- I like the necklace as well darling.

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- Swell. - It's wank.

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- What? That's not-

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- That was like 2 quid off Etsy.

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- Now he's talking even though he said yes.

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- Oh my god, this is f*cking hilarious.

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- f*cking hell. - They're frozen-

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[all laughing]

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- Hello. - No, no.

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- Are you okay love? - Good, how are you?

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- Don't be horrible, just make a conversation first.

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- Okay, no, no, hold on, okay? - How tall are you?

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- 5'9. - f*ck no.

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You're not. - I am.

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- No you're not. [Ethan laughing]

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[all laughing]

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- I've got heels on, do you want me to take a boot off?

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- Why's he squaring up to her?

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- Yeah, yeah, yeah. - Take your boots off.

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Do it slowly as well. - Have you got socks on?

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Take 'em off!

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- You're making her take her boot off?

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- Oh my god.

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- Wait, can you do it slowly, do it slowly.

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- Oh you want me to do it again?

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- Yeah, no, do it slowly, do it slowly like.

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- Seductive? - Yeah.

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- Yeah. - Okay.

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- Oh, yeah, yeah. Oh yeah.

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- Is that snake skin? - Not real, obviously.

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- Good. - Yeah.

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- She thinks of the animals. - Yeah, the animals.

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Animal cruelty. - Oh!

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- Lidl! - You like that?

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- I love Lidl, Aldi is clear,

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but that shows charisma. - I can't lie.

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- Charisma. - For real?

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- Lidl socks.

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- I'm happy with this. I'm- - Yeah.

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- I'm starting a football team

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you look like the perfect centre back.

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- Oh my god.

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- Slay, let's go.

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- Hello. - Hello.

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Are you okay? - You too, oh.

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Straight in there, all right.

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I'm love the shoes. - Oh and me? Yeah!

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- Of course. - Thank you very much.

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- I love the boots. - I know.

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- What's it made out of?

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- What? - Why is he...

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- Do women affect his posture?

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- Couldn't tell you, do you wanna give it a little feel?

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- Sure. - Go on.

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- Come on. - Rub her boots?

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- He slapped it. - No.

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What is he doing? - Oh that feels good.

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Feel that lad? - That's nice.

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- Bro's just punch bag her leg.

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- What is he doing?

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- He's shadowboxing the f*cking boots.

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- What is he doing?

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- You don't like the boots, do you?

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- They feel animal-like and- [Ginge laughing]

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For me. - Do not, what animal?

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- And for me, I'm like a big supporter of animals,

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and I like- - No you're not.

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- I love animals. - Had a dog for six months.

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- Yeah, and I've treated him with respect and care,

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so like I- - Come on, man.

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- Respectful, but they're fake.

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- Oh they're fake? - I like that.

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- Where's the accent from?

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- Birmingham. - Done.

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[all laughing]

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- From the material... - Why did she say it?

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- Done, no, no, no, no, no sorry.

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Sorry, no, no, no, no.

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- No, no, no, no, just. Shut the f*ck up.

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I'm overruling on this one. - Really?

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- Yeah. Yeah, you can go through.

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- It's a yes, it's a yes. - Yes.

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- Yes. - See you.

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- Yeah, right. - Yeah!

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- Ginge, brother. - Can't say no to that,

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she's beautiful. - Brother.

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Once she opens her mouth, it ruins it.

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- Hi Danny, hi Ginge. - Oh, me first, yeah?

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- Oh yeah, yeah.

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- Me? - Hi.

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My name's Unique.

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- Yeah, I'm not gonna go for the handshake,

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I'm gonna go for the hug.

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- Hug? - Yeah,

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but I'm respectful man.

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- 'Cause you didn't go for a hug?

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- How old are you? - 22.

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- That's same age as me, that.

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- You're 22? - Yeah.

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- I've just turned 22. - Ooh.

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- Since when? - So have I.

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- October. - That's not-

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- I feel old though already, I feel old already.

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No, yes, it is 5 months and a half.

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- I like the sweatshirt. What is it?

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- Might be a little bit cute, comfy with the boots.

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- Have you got socks on? - Another boot.

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- Yeah? - Stop asking for the socks.

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- Of course I've got socks on. [all laughing]

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- I'm getting good vibes. I'm gonna say yes.

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- Yeah. - Thank you so much!

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- Well that's kind of ruined it.

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- Actually, just come back here a minute. [all laughing]

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- The VAR tech.

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- VAR. - VAR.

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- Come on bro. - No, no, no, no, no.

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On your mark, on your mark.

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- Sorry, sorry. - All right.

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It was a bit much, we can either do it again,

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and just see what she does? - Okay, what's your name?

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- My name's Unique.

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- Okay, and how old are you?

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- I'm 21.

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- Oh. - You're 22.

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- You're 22. - I know you're lying to me.

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- You're 22 and you turned 22 in October.

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- No, no, no, sorry.

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- Send her off. Send her off.

play07:45

- I say yes, I say yes again, but don't shriek.-

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- Don't woo. - I swear I didn't know you,

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I'm just- - Keep composed.

play07:51

- You, yes. - Beautiful.

play07:51

- 22. - Yes.

play07:53

- That was... - That was a bit better.

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[all laughing]

play07:56

- This is gold. - I hope she walks away.

play07:58

- Yeah. - Cool.

play07:59

Ginge. - Hello.

play08:01

- This could be her. - Good to see you.

play08:02

- You too. - Thank you.

play08:04

[kiss smacking] [all laughing]

play08:07

- He fully kissed- - Fully, lips on the cheek.

play08:09

- All right, nevermind.

play08:11

- Hi, how you doing.

play08:12

- I'm good and you.

play08:13

- You look like Rapunzel if she was ginger.

play08:15

- Thank you. - Compliment.

play08:16

- Just say she has long hair. What the f*ck?

play08:18

- Brave. - A hundred.

play08:19

- Yeah. - Yeah.

play08:20

- Oh, sh*t! - I have nailed it.

play08:22

I've nailed it.

play08:23

- What's this? - This is my necklace for-

play08:25

- No, I know that part, but what's it for?

play08:27

- It's for theatre, I'm actress.

play08:28

- Oh, I like that accent. Where are you from?

play08:30

- I'm from Brazil. - Ooh.

play08:32

- Oh, Neymar, Neymar.

play08:34

- Neymar.

play08:35

[all laughing]

play08:36

- Woo!

play08:38

- Can you do, can you just spin around?

play08:40

- Can you do a, can you do a rainbow flip?

play08:42

[all laughing]

play08:43

- Can you do- [all laughing]

play08:46

- That's what I've been saying.

play08:48

- I can do like, but I need a ball.

play08:49

- Can you do a rainbow flick?

play08:51

- Oh, oh! That is five star skills if I've ever seen it.

play08:54

That is unbelievable, and no socks on.

play08:57

Didn't spot that, did you? [all laughing]

play09:01

- Yes. - Yes.

play09:01

- It's a yes from me. See ya. - Thank you, see ya.

play09:04

- Hello. - Hi.

play09:05

- Hello sunshine.

play09:06

- Hi, I'm Ruby Rose.

play09:07

- Pretty nice name, Ruby Rose.

play09:08

- I noticed you're not in sport mode.

play09:10

- Oh. - Oh.

play09:11

- Called out for it. - Oh we forgot.

play09:13

- That's when we find the one.

play09:15

- No, but the fact she knows sport and chill mode.

play09:17

That's- - That's a green flag.

play09:18

I like the tattoos. - Thank you.

play09:19

- Any significant meaning behind them?

play09:21

- Why is she-

play09:22

- Some of them are, but some 'em just literally random.

play09:24

- What is your favourite flavour of Monster?

play09:28

- Of- like the drink? - Yeah. Energy drink.

play09:30

- Probably the pineapple one. - What colour is that?

play09:32

- It's yellow. Obviously.

play09:34

- Obviously, bit of an attitude there. f*ck off.

play09:36

[all laughing]

play09:39

- I think I'm a yes. - Where are you employed?

play09:40

Where do you work?

play09:41

- Where do I work? - Yeah.

play09:42

Well what do you do? Sorry.

play09:43

- I work for myself. I'm into cars.

play09:45

- Oh she's into cars? What cars?

play09:46

- I'm into old Japanese cars. - Oh.

play09:48

- Gdm. - Okay.

play09:49

- I'm into old Japanese girls.

play09:51

- Oh. - How old?

play09:52

- Oh yeah. [all laughing]

play09:57

- No, they're too good.

play09:58

- Yeah, okay, go on. - We're doing it.

play09:59

- Nice. - We're not.

play10:00

We're saying yes.

play10:01

- Well that's up to- - We're saying yes.

play10:02

We're saying yes, we're saying yes.

play10:03

We're saying yes. - Consent is key.

play10:05

- You look like a teacher.

play10:06

- I was just about to say the same-

play10:08

- Oh my god. - f*cking thing.

play10:08

- What, a teacher? - Yeah!

play10:10

- Yeah, you're giving me like music teacher vibes.

play10:11

I like it. I like it. - You into music?

play10:13

- Mm, more fashion. - Are you sure?

play10:14

- Are you into teaching little boys?

play10:16

- That's you today, could you?

play10:18

- Don't. - No.

play10:19

- Nah. - Stop.

play10:20

- What?

play10:21

- No, no, no. - No.

play10:23

- No more, send 'em off.

play10:24

- What is going on?

play10:25

- I don't teach boys.

play10:27

- You don't wanna teach a little boy a lesson?

play10:28

- How would I? - What the f*ck?

play10:31

- I'm just, I'm asking questions to get to know her.

play10:32

- Sorry I'll take control, what's your name again? Sorry.

play10:35

- Issa. - Issa?

play10:36

- Nissa, listen brother. - Shut up, you dick.

play10:39

- Nissa local. [all laughing]

play10:40

- How old are you again, Nissa?

play10:42

21, and where have you come from today?

play10:44

- I'm from Northwest, but I'm from Belgium.

play10:47

- No, Northwest- - Belgium.

play10:48

- London. - Oh, oh.

play10:49

Northwest London. I thought she meant-

play10:51

- Belgium.

play10:51

- That's Thibaut Courtois, Alda Ver.

play10:54

- I'm Turkish though if that's-

play10:56

- Well you know what you just said you're Belgium.

play10:57

- Well you're Turkish, or you're Belgium.

play10:58

Which one is it, love?

play10:59

[all laughing]

play11:01

- No, like I'm born in Belgium.

play11:01

- What's your passport? - Belgium.

play11:04

- You just told us you Turkish though says-

play11:05

- No my parents-

play11:06

- There's a lot of yapping- - Parents-

play11:07

- First impression. Lying is not great.

play11:08

- No, no, no, my parents are both Turkish.

play11:10

- Your parents are?

play11:11

- So where you get Belgium from?

play11:12

- I was born in Belgium.

play11:13

- She was born there, d*ckhead.

play11:14

- Is that how it works?

play11:16

- Yes wherever you born, that's where you're from.

play11:17

So at what percentage of Belgium-nese?

play11:20

[Danny laughing] That's not, that's not a thing actually,

play11:22

is it Belgium-nese?

play11:23

That's not it? - Belgium-nese.

play11:24

- Bro just started a car. - What percentage?

play11:27

- Yeah. 'cause you're either 50.

play11:28

- Yeah. What if you had to do a DNA test?

play11:31

How much Belgium are you?

play11:32

[all laughing]

play11:34

- Zero? - Zero.

play11:36

What you mean? - Zero? You said-

play11:37

- My parents are both- - No, no, no.

play11:39

- See you later. - Thank you.

play11:41

- If they don't know their origins,

play11:42

they're not the one, brother.

play11:43

- No chance.

play11:44

- That's my goal.

play11:45

[peaceful music]

play11:47

- Come here. - Oh god.

play11:49

- Oh wow. [all laughing]

play11:55

- sh*t! - Avery, its AngryGinge.

play11:57

- Hello. - AngryGinge!

play11:58

- Bang girlie! [all laughing]

play12:00

Mate, I watched one of your reaction videos yesterday,

play12:02

and you said Kaci is lengers.

play12:04

- No comment, no comment.

play12:06

No comment.

play12:08

- Not a private conversation. - This one?

play12:10

You want me to take it or you?

play12:12

- Oh my god. - What do you wanna do?

play12:13

- Its just, that's amazing- - What do you wanna do?

play12:15

- I'll take it. - You want to take it?

play12:15

- What is this game plan going on?

play12:17

- Go for it, brother.

play12:19

- Hello, who are you?

play12:20

- f*ck that off. Yes.

play12:21

- Yes. [all laughing]

play12:22

- Is that it? - Yes, yes.

play12:24

- Well thank you very much.

play12:25

- Really? - See you guys later.

play12:27

- What more needs to be done there then?

play12:28

- He's gone red. - Bro he's red.

play12:30

- Aw. - Oh bro.

play12:31

- He's red. - Aw, he loves her.

play12:32

- Cute. - You've gone red,

play12:33

you've gone red. - Love of my life there.

play12:35

- Hello my darling.

play12:36

- Hello.

play12:36

- I like the attire.

play12:38

- I'm glad someone f*cking does.

play12:39

[Danny laughs]

play12:40

- Why have you got [dog barking]

play12:41

a German Shepard on each leg here. [all laughing]

play12:43

- Skinned a dog before I came.

play12:45

- Did you? - I'm joking.

play12:46

I'm joking. - Oh that's funny.

play12:47

Is animal cruelty a joke to you?

play12:48

- We don't joke about that stuff here,

play12:50

we genuinely care very much-

play12:51

- I watch your livestreams.

play12:53

You joke about a lot worse.

play12:54

- You watch lots of our livestreams, are you subscribed?

play12:55

- I am. - To?

play12:56

- To who?

play12:57

- Um, I'm subscribed to, I'm also on the Sidemen Plus-

play13:01

- Yeah but we're not the sidemen, we don't care.

play13:02

[all laughing]

play13:04

- Yeah, we don't get revenue from that.

play13:05

- Do you know what I mean? - We should get revenue

play13:06

from this video actually.

play13:07

- I watch you play "Among Us" like every night.

play13:09

- She's got you on.

play13:10

[all laughing]

play13:12

- What'd you call me? - Are you not?

play13:13

- What'd you call me? - You're Danny-

play13:14

- You said what? - I watch you play "Among Us."

play13:16

- I came here outta

play13:17

the kindness of my own heart to try

play13:18

and find love and you're calling me that?

play13:20

[all laughing]

play13:22

- The kindness of my own heart?

play13:24

[all laughing]

play13:25

- Why did he say it like that?

play13:28

- Right, well anyway, my name's Jesse.

play13:29

I'm 19. I'm from Sheffield. - Sheffield.

play13:31

- There's a little bit of Manchester in there, eh?

play13:33

- Yeah. Yeah there is. - No, she's from Sheffield.

play13:34

- No, but say say that again. Say the exact same sentence.

play13:36

- It it is north. Yeah. - She said,

play13:37

she said, my name's Jesse.

play13:38

- My name's Jesse. I'm 19.

play13:40

- Brother. - Say Jesse-

play13:41

- Do it, do it.

play13:42

- All right, one question.

play13:43

What does this mean to you?

play13:46

- Football init? - Football init, what team?

play13:50

- Don't, Arsenal. - Oh no.

play13:53

- She has to go. She has to go.

play13:54

That's a honker, that honks.

play13:56

- That's the devil's team.

play13:59

- Off you pop. - Wait.

play14:00

- Off you pop. - Really?

play14:00

- Sorry. - Off you pop.

play14:01

- No.

play14:02

- Let the door hit you on the way out, love.

play14:04

- Actually, I hope it does hit you very hardly.

play14:06

Hello? - Are you okay?

play14:07

- I'm great. - What's your name?

play14:09

- Reniki. - Renegade?

play14:10

- Reniki. - Oh.

play14:12

- Skin off Fortnite. [all laughing]

play14:18

- He spat up. [all laughing]

play14:22

- What was that renegade as well.

play14:24

[KSI coughs]

play14:27

- Where you from? - Jamaica,

play14:28

but I grew up in the United States.

play14:29

- Oh, can you cook? - Amazingly.

play14:32

- Okay, this is it, this is it.

play14:34

Could you cook me a nice jerk chicken?

play14:36

- Yes. - Yes.

play14:38

- Don't worry, leave it to me.

play14:40

- I've never had jerk chicken so-

play14:41

- Oh you're gonna have it. - I'm gonna try it, yeah?

play14:42

- We're gonna have it.

play14:42

- Never had it. - If she obliges to.

play14:44

- Oh of course, yeah, of course.

play14:45

- Consent, hello my darling. - Hello there.

play14:47

- What happens to be your name?

play14:48

- Bro, why is he investigating her?

play14:50

- My name is Nave. - Nate?

play14:52

- It's what, sorry? - Nave.

play14:54

- Nave. - Yeah.

play14:55

- Yeah, see I was about to do the dance there.

play14:56

- Bro, of course.

play14:57

- I've heard that too many times.

play14:58

- Nave, how old would you happen to be?

play15:00

- I'm 26.

play15:01

- 26, see that's on the higher end.

play15:03

- You do not look a day over 19.

play15:05

- Thank you. - Yeah.

play15:05

- I said 18, just so you know.

play15:07

- Yeah. - You're through then.

play15:08

- Hi boys. - Hello there.

play15:10

- Hello. I'm Georgia, I'm 21 and I'm from Manchester.

play15:13

- Yep. [all laughing]

play15:16

- Woo. - Woo.

play15:17

- No yeah, you're through.

play15:18

- Oh all right. - Yeah.

play15:19

- I speak a second language there love?

play15:21

- Did you, I hate to notice

play15:23

you didn't let me contribute there.

play15:24

- Because your opinion is irrelevant,

play15:26

if they are from Manchester, they'll be straight through.

play15:28

- Okay. - Money on the map.

play15:29

- Hi. - Hello.

play15:30

- Where you from? - Blackburn.

play15:31

- f*ck off.

play15:32

[all laughing]

play15:36

- Hello. - Hello my darling.

play15:37

Are you okay? - I'm Patricia.

play15:38

I'm 23 and I'm Romanian.

play15:40

- I can't do that.

play15:41

- You can't do what? Sorry.

play15:42

She's not asking you to shag her, Danny?

play15:45

- That's my mum's name.

play15:46

We've just had a brief discussion.

play15:48

- Yeah we'd like to say we both really liked your name

play15:50

and you're through. [all laughing]

play15:56

- This is quality. - So good.

play15:57

- Thank you. - No worries.

play16:00

Really?

play16:02

- Oh come on. - Really?

play16:03

- Come on. - Here we go.

play16:05

- Uh oh. [all laughing]

play16:08

[Ginge clears throat]

play16:09

- So come over here.

play16:10

Yeah you've got quite a liking to Ten, I've noticed.

play16:12

- What?

play16:13

- That's what the online's saying.

play16:14

- Oh for [beep] sake.

play16:15

- Yep.

play16:16

- Listen, I said yes straight away.

play16:17

This is all down to you.

play16:18

You do what you want, mate.

play16:19

- You sure? - Yeah.

play16:20

You do what you want.

play16:21

- Okay, what's your name?

play16:22

- Tennessee.

play16:23

- How old are you? - 22.

play16:24

- Yes. Thank you very much, have fun, yeah.

play16:27

[all laughing]

play16:30

- Oh god. - Hi.

play16:32

- Hi, are you okay? - Hey.

play16:33

- Double trouble. - Double trouble?

play16:34

That's what I could say about them two right there, hey?

play16:37

- Are you looking at my tits.

play16:39

- Uh to be honest, love, they're quite in me face,

play16:40

I couldn't really not.

play16:42

- For reference, I have not noticed,

play16:43

I've only made eye contact.

play16:44

- Oh thanks. - Bullsh*t.

play16:46

[all laughing]

play16:48

- What's my name?

play16:49

- Well that's what you tell us.

play16:51

Jessica? - Sophia.

play16:52

- Sophia, did you hear her?

play16:54

- What's your names?

play16:55

- Don't worry about us. Don't worry about us.

play16:57

- No, my name is Daniel.

play16:58

- Mine is Burt.

play17:00

- f*cking Daniel. - He does look like a Burt.

play17:01

- He does, yeah. - Yeah.

play17:03

- The name Burt.

play17:04

- Pick a number one through 10.

play17:05

- 10. - You loose.

play17:06

Take your top off. [Danny laughs]

play17:08

Oh okay, um!

play17:10

- Did you hear that? - Whoa.

play17:11

- She just flopped her tits out.

play17:12

- Wait, did she do it? - Yeah.

play17:14

- She just flopped her tits out.

play17:16

- Hey, you just missed the best part.

play17:18

- f*cking hell. - He's missed the best part.

play17:20

Um right, um, yeah. - Yay.

play17:22

- What happened? - Calcium cannons-

play17:26

Calcium cannons. - Really?

play17:27

May god forgive her. - That, wow.

play17:29

- May god forgive her, that's crazy.

play17:31

- Subscribe to Side+!

play17:33

- Deji's just renewed his membership.

play17:36

[all laughing]

play17:38

- Hi everyone. - Yes.

play17:39

[Sidemen clapping]

play17:40

Thank you. Thank you.

play17:43

- Quite a display. - You guys are very fun.

play17:44

- She got her tits out.

play17:47

- Did you lot see 'em? - Yeah.

play17:49

- Nah, I missed it.

play17:51

- Oh you've got, have you got the footage?

play17:53

- Yeah. - Side+.

play17:55

- Oh f*ck that, I ain't got five pound a month.

play17:57

- You should have to.

play17:58

- No. [all laughing]

play18:01

- What? - Who's he beefing?

play18:03

- Oh man. - Okay.

play18:05

- Why is bro staring at her like that?

play18:06

- Come on brother. - Come on son.

play18:08

- They're all leaving, man.

play18:09

They're all leaving. - Yeah,

play18:10

I'm honestly won't be surprised if they all leave.

play18:11

It is what it is. [upbeat electronic music]

play18:15

- f*ck Ginge.

play18:15

- Confidence takes you form 6/10 to a 10/10, man.

play18:19

- Not in that case. - I didn't drink enough.

play18:22

- I literally nearly [beep] myself.

play18:23

[upbeat electronic music continues]

play18:27

♪ Caution ♪ - Shh.

play18:29

Watch and find out, guys.

play18:30

[both cheering] [crew chattering]

play18:36

- All right quick vote. Two?

play18:38

- Four. - I'm gonna say eight.

play18:40

- Oh. - You don't rate 'em-

play18:43

- Eight are not leaving. - Oh. [laughs]

play18:46

- Three, two, one.

play18:53

- Eh. - sh*t, f*cking hell.

play18:54

- Lucky to get through anyway, love

play18:55

- I told you, these are my guys.

play18:57

- No!

play18:59

- Yes!

play19:00

- Five seconds, five- - One person?

play19:01

- Four, three, two, one.

play19:03

Let's go!

play19:05

- Bring it, bring it.

play19:06

[both cheering]

play19:07

- Wait, I'm gonna lift you up, I'm gonna lift you up.

play19:09

- No. - No, I'm gonna lift you up.

play19:10

Trust. Jump on me, jump.

play19:15

- Boys, I come with bad news.

play19:16

- Aw JJ. - Really bad news.

play19:18

- Don't be a dick.

play19:19

- Three of you guys have to leave.

play19:21

- All right come on guys, let's do it.

play19:21

- No, let's come on, let's come on. Uh okay.

play19:24

- Why don't you just say it out loud?

play19:26

- Don't be a b*tch. - Come on.

play19:27

- Come on, just- - How about we pick-

play19:29

- One each. - One and a half,

play19:30

and that's real- honestly that's brilliant

play19:32

- There's only three.

play19:34

No.

play19:36

- What you mean no?

play19:37

[KSI laughing]

play19:38

I've got to pick one.

play19:39

- She makes jerk chicken though, brother.

play19:41

- Now she knows it's her, sorry love.

play19:43

- Aw, am I going?

play19:44

- Will you make jerk chicken?

play19:45

- Oh I thought you said tits.

play19:47

- f*cking hell. - No you can stay there, love.

play19:48

- f*cking hell man.

play19:50

- Careful. - I'm sorry.

play19:52

- Oh, bro's gripping her as well.

play19:54

- Goodbye.

play19:55

- What? - I know, sorry.

play19:57

- I'm so sorry. - Sorry.

play19:58

Don't hate me.

play19:59

- Yeah, I know, all right. f*ck off now love.

play20:00

- Oh. - Oh okay.

play20:03

Wow okay. - See ya. Sorry.

play20:08

- Oh no, that was painful.

play20:09

- Is that all right? - Yeah.

play20:10

- Toes are a bit gammy, that's all.

play20:11

- Why did you say no? - Neither is really my type,

play20:14

unfortunately. - Oh.

play20:15

- Oh shut up, man. - Nah, do you know what?

play20:17

That's the best you can get.

play20:18

- I don't mind that.

play20:19

- I didn't like the outfits.

play20:21

- Didn't like the outfits, did she not, yeah.

play20:22

Something wrong with you now- - Best outfit by the way.

play20:24

- Excuse me? - That's disgusting.

play20:25

- Oh you have the waistcoat as well.

play20:26

- A three piece.

play20:27

- I like some ice.

play20:30

- Some ice. - Oh!

play20:31

- Gold digger, gold digger.

play20:33

- f*cking hell.

play20:35

- It wasn't the kicks, I'm so sorry.

play20:37

- I could buy her family, do you know that?

play20:39

- Danny, Danny. - No.

play20:40

- But she's asking- - No, Danny.

play20:42

- She wanted to see necklaces and that?

play20:44

I'll buy her f*cking house mate, and remortgage it off.

play20:46

[all laughing] - Chill out dude, chill out.

play20:48

- Wow mate.

play20:50

- Nah, go f*ck herself. Go f*ck herself.

play20:52

Off you pop. - Bro said,

play20:54

I could buy her family.

play20:55

[all laughing]

play20:56

- Which of them would you like to date?

play20:57

- Um, I think it'd like to date, I don't know, both of them,

play21:00

I haven't even like- I need to like...

play21:02

- You can send out both. - Yeah send out both.

play21:03

- Off you go. - You both can go out there,

play21:05

and whoever can get the next date with her out of you,

play21:09

only one, will win the date and a thousand pounds.

play21:11

- Whoa. - Wow.

play21:14

Off you go boys. - Oh sh*t.

play21:16

- So we're competing. - You're competing.

play21:18

- f*ck!

play21:19

Hello sunshine.

play21:20

- Hello. - Hi there.

play21:21

- Hi. - How are you?

play21:22

- Oh yeah. - I was gonna do that, but-

play21:25

- No you weren't, he's copying me, yeah.

play21:26

- Is it gonna be like that?

play21:27

- One nil, one nil. - One nil.

play21:30

- What was that?

play21:31

- Can I just say how pretty you are?

play21:32

- Thank you, that's very nice of you.

play21:33

- Would you want to go out on a second date with me?

play21:35

- I mean- - He's not-

play21:37

- Yeah? - Yes?

play21:38

- Yeah.

play21:39

- We do need to get to know each other first.

play21:40

- Absolutely, and that is the whole point, darling.

play21:41

That's all I wanna do.

play21:42

I have my- - Yeah,

play21:44

just stop waffling for a minute.

play21:45

I'm really sorry, what's your name again?

play21:46

- Mercedes Valentine. - Mercedes.

play21:47

- I remember that. - No you didn't.

play21:48

- Uhuh, on my life, I remembered that.

play21:50

- That's not-

play21:51

- 'cause she's named after a car.

play21:52

- Valentine. - That's a-

play21:53

- That is a beautiful name. - That is a sexy name.

play21:55

- Is that actually like government name?

play21:57

- Yes. It's Spanish and German.

play22:00

Mercedes is a very typical Spanish name-

play22:01

- 'Cause you're half Spanish half german.

play22:02

- And Mercedes is a german car.

play22:04

- Exactly! - So I mean, yeah.

play22:05

- From Stuttgart.

play22:07

- What exactly do you do for a living, Mercedes Valentine?

play22:10

- I'm a boxer and a pole dancer.

play22:12

- Boxer? Misfits?

play22:13

- So two kind of- - Stand up, you wanna spar?

play22:16

- Yeah, let's go.

play22:17

- Come on then. - Come on then.

play22:18

- Come on then. [laughs]

play22:21

I do have my hair undone by the way, so I can't see.

play22:24

[all gasp]

play22:25

[Mercedes laughs] - Do it, do it, do it.

play22:27

[punch thuds]

play22:28

[all yelling] [all laughing]

play22:30

[Mercedes laughing]

play22:31

- Let me tell you something, Mercedes-

play22:32

- We have to go out on a second date, now.

play22:33

- You do not want that to defend your honour.

play22:35

- Okay. - Okay?

play22:36

- Okay. - What the f*ck?

play22:37

[Mercedes laughs]

play22:38

You just dropped him, you want him to defend you-

play22:39

- Well I knocked him out, so, you know-

play22:41

- He's still there-

play22:42

- Yeah, no sorry, let's sit back down,

play22:44

be composed, sorry about that.

play22:45

Sorry about- - Mercedes-

play22:46

- It's his first ever date. - What is your perfect date?

play22:48

- Danny's up right now.

play22:50

- You know, I think I'd like to do something active.

play22:53

- Yeah, I'd like that.

play22:53

- I'll take you bowling tomorrow.

play22:55

- That is not active. That is sh*t.

play22:57

- Bowling's active.

play22:57

- What about mountain climbing?

play22:58

- Yes.

play22:59

- Oh. - Oh there we go.

play23:00

- Yeah, just bring it in again, just bring it in again.

play23:02

That is absolutely fantastic.

play23:04

[all laughing]

play23:06

Every time she agrees. - Come here.

play23:09

- It's like two two right now.

play23:10

- What mountain, have you climbed Snowden?

play23:11

- No, I haven't climbed Snowden.

play23:12

- You ever climb Mount Everest?

play23:14

- No, I haven't climbed Mount Everest.

play23:14

- I've got tickets for that on Thursday.

play23:16

[all laughing]

play23:18

- Front row seats to Mount Everest.

play23:20

- Tickets to climb a mountain?

play23:22

- Yeah. - Nice, you.

play23:23

- Is that not how it works?

play23:24

- No, it's not how it works.

play23:25

- He's already lying to you, isn't he?

play23:26

You want someone who lies- - I have tickets.

play23:27

- Do you want somebody who bullsh*ts?

play23:28

Or do you want somebody

play23:29

who's gonna treat you like you deserve to be treated?

play23:30

- No, I do value honesty.

play23:31

- Yeah, I love honesty.

play23:32

- You know what I prefer, loyalty as well.

play23:34

- Yeah. - Yeah, that's a big point-

play23:35

- And he's actually known to be a cheat.

play23:37

[Danny laughs]

play23:38

[all laughing]

play23:45

- Why are you laughing? - Oh yeah, true.

play23:48

[all laughing]

play23:51

- He's your mate, why are you saying bad things

play23:52

about your mate?

play23:54

- He's not, he's not.

play23:55

- We're competition. - It's true.

play23:56

- Only one of us can take the love of our life home.

play23:59

- So how are you gonna win the competition then?

play24:00

- That's for you to decide.

play24:02

We are simply just puppets.

play24:03

- Okay, box each other. - Oh no.

play24:05

- Up, now. - Uh, sorry?

play24:08

We run this. - Oh.

play24:10

[all laughing] - It may have thrown 'em,

play24:12

it may have thrown it for themselves.

play24:13

- You sit there-

play24:14

- I thought you said I decide the competition.

play24:16

- Yeah, and do you know what it is,

play24:17

I'd like to respect what you say then,

play24:18

get up b*tch. [all laughing]

play24:21

- Oh. - If you want, I fake it,

play24:22

and we split the money 500, deal?

play24:26

- Okay, no I'm just saying like,

play24:27

respect and fairness.

play24:28

- No it's just fair game

play24:29

'cause at the end of the day we are friends

play24:30

and we do want to remain friends.

play24:32

- Fine, ready?

play24:32

- Ginge, do you want us to scrap her?

play24:34

Just f*ck the competition, scrap her.

play24:36

- I mean, if you're down to do that.

play24:37

- Let me knock him out-

play24:38

- We could have a three way scrap.

play24:40

- Oh we can have the first part, yeah?

play24:41

[all laughing]

play24:44

- Why are you looking at me?

play24:45

- Okay, ready? Go.

play24:46

- Yo. [crowd cheering]

play24:49

- Oh. - That was literally my cock.

play24:52

- If you were to go on a second date,

play24:53

you can only pick one, and who would it be?

play24:57

- Oh goodness, you know what?

play25:01

- I think it'd have to be-

play25:03

- Yeah. - Bullsh*t.

play25:04

f*ck off.

play25:05

[all laughing]

play25:06

- Thank you very much my darling,

play25:07

I'll see you- - Absolute bullsh*t.

play25:09

- We'll climb mount Everest on Thursday yeah?

play25:10

- f*cking booking tickets to climbing f*cking a mountain?

play25:16

Yes, give me my f*cking money.

play25:18

Yes. [all clapping]

play25:21

- One thousand dollars. - Yes.

play25:23

- Absolute bollocks.

play25:24

- You ended up picking Danny.

play25:26

- Yeah. - Can you explain why Danny?

play25:27

- He was a bit nicer, he wasn't so volatile.

play25:30

- What the f*ck. - Literally bullsh*t.

play25:33

- Is she all right there?

play25:34

- I don't know what that means.

play25:35

- And he took being punched in the balls quite well, so.

play25:36

- Straight to the balls.

play25:37

- Its 'cause I got a two incher.

play25:38

That's what she doesn't know.

play25:40

If I had a big one, f*ck, I was done.

play25:43

- Bro.

play25:44

- You need to control your emotions, brother.

play25:45

When there's a pretty girl in front of you,

play25:46

just stay composed. - Shut up you dick.

play25:47

[all laughing]

play25:48

- There you go.

play25:50

- All right round two loading up.

play25:52

- f*cking hell, right.

play25:53

We gotta scout her, mate. - Yeah.

play25:54

- Harry Maguire, over there. - Oh.

play25:56

She could f*cking dominate me.

play25:57

- Do you like being dominated? - Yeah.

play26:01

- Which of them would you like to date?

play26:02

- Dunno really I feel like-

play26:04

- I don't even know what their names are, really.

play26:05

- f*ck off.

play26:06

- The ginger one didn't really chat as much,=

play26:08

- That's crazy.

play26:09

- He's a bit football obsessed,

play26:10

but I mean, I can get on board so.

play26:12

- Is that me or Danny? - Probably the ginger one.

play26:15

- Oh!

play26:17

- You've got this, you've got this.

play26:19

You've got this. - I'm sh*tting myself a bit.

play26:20

- No, no, no.

play26:21

- Ginge, this is not a normal date.

play26:22

- This date, we're gonna tell you stuff throughout the date,

play26:25

but we want you to be Danny Aarons.

play26:29

- Oh mate, you're getting a second date.

play26:30

- What, you want me to be Danny Aarons?

play26:31

- Yeah, you're gonna act as Danny Aarons the whole time.

play26:33

- You're getting a second date.

play26:33

- You've gotta shadow box her-

play26:36

- We do need the posture. - f*ck off, man.

play26:38

- Hello darling. - Hello.

play26:40

How are you? - I'm very good,

play26:41

good to see you again. [laughs]

play26:46

[Danny laughing]

play26:47

- Okay we doing upper hook, what are we doing?

play26:49

- Well what I like to do personally,

play26:53

is jab jab up.

play26:55

Show me one of them, jab, jab, up.

play26:56

- Here we go, jab, jab, up.

play26:58

- That was good, now jab, jab, up, oh.

play27:00

- Oh f*cked mate. - I bungled it up.

play27:01

- No boxer out of you babes, its all right.

play27:03

- I'm not a boxer, but do you know what I am?

play27:05

- Go on?

play27:06

- The love of your life, darling.

play27:06

- Maybe. Play your cards right, maybe.

play27:08

Who knows. - He's got you.

play27:10

- f*ck, he's got me. - Where are you from again?

play27:12

- I'm from southeast London originally.

play27:13

- How long have you lived in London?

play27:14

- My whole life.

play27:15

- Your whole life? - Yeah.

play27:16

- And how do you find it? - It's London, innit, really?

play27:18

- I've been told it's quite rough.

play27:19

- Yeah, where are you from?

play27:20

- Manchester. - Oh, oh, bless your heart.

play27:22

- Ginge, just get up and start shadow boxing again.

play27:24

- You live in London now, though, so.

play27:26

- No, I don't really live in London to be honest.

play27:27

[Danny laughing]

play27:30

I've really embarrassed myself.

play27:31

Want to show you what I'm made of. - It's all right.

play27:33

Wow, okay, I'm actually kind of like, flush.

play27:36

- I live in Manchester but I might, I might relocate.

play27:37

I'm just not sure yet. Do you know what I mean?

play27:38

- Oh my God, this is working. It's working.

play27:41

- f*ck! Ginge stop it, sit down.

play27:43

[all laughing]

play27:44

- It's going too well.

play27:45

- I'll move there, let's go.

play27:46

- Would you wanna come to Manchester with me?

play27:48

- Yeah, yeah, come on.

play27:49

- Yeah, you want to? - Yeah, f*ck it, why not?

play27:50

- Have you ever been?

play27:52

- I've actually been once, yeah.

play27:52

- Oh, how did you find it? Where did you go?

play27:53

If you went to the south end I'm really sorry.

play27:54

- No. do you know what? Yeah.

play27:55

I didn't actually go out there.

play27:56

I did a shoot there.

play27:57

So I was just wondering around the, the streets.

play27:58

- What'd you do?

play27:59

- Ginge do 20 pushups now.

play28:00

- So like, what happens if I get-

play28:02

- Sorry I have to do this.

play28:03

- I did a video with him recently,

play28:03

his push ups are not great.

play28:05

I've got a lot of energy today,

play28:06

you're giving me a lot of energy, so-

play28:07

- I am, am I?

play28:08

- I'm just gonna- - Come on, yes, do it.

play28:09

[Ginge groaning]

play28:11

Three, four, five, come on,

play28:14

I reckon you can get to about six.

play28:15

- Yeah. I've already gone past it, love so,

play28:17

you just keep counting darling.

play28:18

- He's a big man babe. - Oh, his face is so red.

play28:21

- Keep 'em coming babes, keep 'em coming. It's entertaining.

play28:23

- 14 15- - 500.

play28:26

- 17, 18. - Stunning.

play28:28

- 19, 20. - Gimme that. You know what?

play28:31

- I would, I would've gone for the one there.

play28:32

- Oh, smart. - Smart man, smart man.

play28:34

- But I thought let's not show off too much.

play28:36

- Okay, okay, you are looking a bit sunburned now,

play28:38

but it's all right.

play28:39

- You ginger, you know what it's like getting sunburned.

play28:40

- I do, I do. The struggle's so real.

play28:42

- It's absolutely terrible.

play28:43

- Tell her about Mother Aaron's.

play28:45

Alright. What, what, what was your family like?

play28:46

I'll say a bit about my family.

play28:47

- Yeah, go on.

play28:48

- So I, I actually, I don't,

play28:49

you might say this is a bit embarrassing,

play28:51

or not, but I get my mum.

play28:52

- Yeah. - Milf.

play28:54

- Okay. slay. - Yeah, slay actually,

play28:58

she's so fit, honestly, she's so fit.

play29:00

Not a bit weird though, is it?

play29:01

- No. A little bit.

play29:02

- You can't have an ugly mum, can you?

play29:03

- It's okay, I picked a ginger,

play29:04

so maybe it's bit worrying that I picked that so-

play29:06

- Yeah it could be. - That's put her right off

play29:07

by the way, sweet.

play29:10

- Yeah, I get her to open FIFA packs with me and everything.

play29:12

- Okay.

play29:13

- And would you say that's a bit embarrassing or not?

play29:14

- No. I mean, is she into it?

play29:15

- No she, I, I, I, to be honest, she don't actually like,

play29:17

then I just force her to do it?

play29:18

[all laughing]

play29:19

Yeah yeah. Then she says this, she goes, boom, boom.

play29:23

Shake that room. [all laughing]

play29:27

- She's got the ick.

play29:29

- I'll be honest, I don't what it means,

play29:30

but it's one of her catchphrases.

play29:32

- Maybe 'cause she's from Manchester. Who knows?

play29:33

Maybe that's the thing. - Yeah.

play29:34

My mum's actually from London.

play29:35

- Is she actually?

play29:36

- No, she's actually from Essex.

play29:37

- Oh, so you lied.

play29:38

- Essex isn't in London, is it?

play29:39

- No. - Tell her about your dog.

play29:39

- I've also got a dog. - Do you wanna breathe or?

play29:42

- Yeah, I'll be honest. I'm a bit outta of breath here.

play29:43

[all laughing]

play29:45

Tell me about, have you got any pets?

play29:46

- I do actually- - Ginge, the posture's too good.

play29:49

- She's called Olive.

play29:49

- She's called what? What, what is it, a doggy?

play29:50

- She's a sprocker poo.

play29:51

- Is that a dog? - Yeah.

play29:53

- I've got a dog as well.

play29:53

It's called Silas - Sil- right okay. Go on.

play29:56

[Ethan laughs]

play29:58

I'm going to be honest, I've named it after a footballer.

play30:00

- Okay all right.

play30:01

- Because of FIFA and its so embarrassing.

play30:02

I really don't know, really really-

play30:04

- Who do you support?

play30:04

- I support Manchester United.

play30:07

- You support Tottenham, Ginge.

play30:08

- Yeah, Manchester United. [all laughing]

play30:12

and I've named my dog Silas, its a little,

play30:14

a creme, or a white- - Golden retriever.

play30:17

- A golden retriever, not a Labrador, sorry.

play30:18

- Okay so he's not creme or white, he's golden.

play30:20

- Yep.

play30:21

- So actually, he's technically ginger.

play30:22

- Yeah, so basically that's three of us ginger already.

play30:24

- Babe, sounds like a perfect family to me.

play30:26

- Yeah, honestly, it does.

play30:27

- f*ck, she took it well, I gotta f*ck it up.

play30:29

- f*ck it up, go on. - Get her to wrestle you now.

play30:32

[all laughing]

play30:34

- What?

play30:34

- Right, so we probably need to like procreate-

play30:36

- Yeah, listen, so I'm happy to do it.

play30:37

- Makes sense.

play30:38

- Wait, she literally offered to procreate with him already.

play30:40

- How'd you like it in the bedroom, though,

play30:41

'cause I like a bit of wrestling.

play30:43

- Do you? - Yeah.

play30:44

- I like a bit of- - Do you wanna wrestle now?

play30:45

- I'll absolutely f*cking wrestle you.

play30:46

- f*ck, its working [all laughing]

play30:49

- You're just too good.

play30:50

- Have you ever wrestled before though, 'cause-

play30:52

- I used to do muy thai boxing so who knows.

play30:55

- I've never wrestled, so I don't know where we start at.

play30:57

- Okay, I reckon I just grab you there-

play31:00

- But I can just go- [all laughing]

play31:02

- Bro actually nearly f*cking flopped her.

play31:04

- Do you know what I mean?

play31:05

- Oh. You're strong.

play31:06

- Yeah, I could've let you drop there, I could've, love.

play31:08

- You actually could've but you saved my life,

play31:09

you're my hero. - Don't worry about it.

play31:10

- Oh! - They're holding hands.

play31:13

- Danny Aarons rizz.

play31:14

- His rizz needs to be studied.

play31:15

- Study this man.

play31:16

- The Danny Aaron's rizz is there.

play31:18

- Damn bro. - You need to be studied.

play31:20

- f*ck, I was supposed to keep it a secret.

play31:22

- I wasn't familiar with your game.

play31:23

- I apologise.

play31:26

- I can't believe being Danny Aarons was successful.

play31:29

- The game's the game, man. - She said let's procreate.

play31:30

She was down. - Oh yeah, she was mate.

play31:33

- Would you go on a second date?

play31:34

- Yeah, probably, he was quite all right,

play31:35

he was good craic, probably. - Yeah!

play31:38

- It was my banter. - My banter,

play31:40

yours was the one with your mum opening packs.

play31:42

- Which of them would you like to date?

play31:44

- Oh. - AngryGinge.

play31:45

- f*ck, man. Do you want me to go home?

play31:48

Should I go home? - Not leaving this room today.

play31:50

- Ginge. - All right.

play31:51

- You're gonna talk about yourself,

play31:53

but the minute she talks about herself,

play31:54

you know, you're gonna add a little snore,

play31:55

fall asleep a little bit. - No.

play31:56

- Try to bring everything back to you.

play31:58

- A couple eye rolls. - Ask about yourself again.

play32:00

- Oh Jesus Christ.

play32:01

- That is ridiculous.

play32:03

- Yeah, it's what you're doing though.

play32:05

- Aw.

play32:06

- I think that will turn her on.

play32:07

I ain't even joking, girls like that.

play32:08

- No they don't. - Yeah.

play32:10

- Let's find out, let's find out.

play32:11

- Hello there. - Hi.

play32:13

- You okay? - I'm good.

play32:14

- How are you? - I'm very good.

play32:15

- Here's a hug.

play32:16

- What's your name again, I'm sorry.

play32:17

- Georgia. - Georgia.

play32:18

- You forgot it. - No, well,

play32:21

with all due respect there's 20 people. [all laughing]

play32:23

- Nah, to be fair bro.

play32:24

- Where is it you're from? Manchester?

play32:25

- Manchester?

play32:26

- Whereabouts in Manchester?

play32:27

- I'm from the ghetto, I'm from Wythenshawe.

play32:29

- Wythenshawe? - Yeah.

play32:30

- Like Rashford, my goat.

play32:31

- I thought as well,

play32:33

seeing as though we're on this fabulous date,

play32:34

we can't be the only snacks, can we?

play32:37

So. - Wait, what's she...

play32:40

- I brought you a digestive.

play32:42

- And you just kept that in your tit.

play32:43

- Yeah.

play32:44

- I thought we were about to see-

play32:44

- From her tit?

play32:45

- Bro's just got a biscuit out of her tits.

play32:46

- You can lick the crumbs if you'd like.

play32:49

- That smells lovely. - Doesn't it?

play32:51

- It's actually quite warm as well.

play32:52

- Tit cookie. [all laughing]

play32:54

- I kept it warm for you.

play32:55

- That's nice, that. - Isn't it?

play32:56

- You normally keep things in your tits?

play32:59

- Yeah, I've got another one for me. [all laughing]

play33:01

- Fair enough,

play33:02

but how did you find growing up in Manchester?

play33:03

- Rough, but- - Rough?

play33:05

- It builds a personality.

play33:06

- I grew up in a rough place myself called Brookhouse.

play33:08

- Probably rougher than yours.

play33:09

- Definitely rougher than yours, I reckon.

play33:11

- It builds personality. - Didn't build yours, though.

play33:14

- Makes you tough. - It does.

play33:15

Would you say it built your character?

play33:16

- A little bit. - Yeah, not all of it.

play33:18

Probably not. [all laughing]

play33:20

- That's funny. - What else do you like to do?

play33:22

- What do I like to do? I mean, I get my feet out for work.

play33:26

- You're on OnlyFans? f*cking hell.

play33:27

- Yeah. Do you wanna see my toes?

play33:29

- You're one of them?

play33:31

- Oh no.

play33:33

- You're one of them, aren't you?

play33:33

f*cking hell. - Yeah.

play33:34

- What do you do on OnlyFans?

play33:36

- They're stunning. - They are.

play33:38

- Do you want a sniff? - No, I don't want a sniff,

play33:40

they're f*cking disgusting, I'll be honest with you.

play33:42

[all laughing]

play33:44

They're gammy as f*ck.

play33:45

- Well I think they're beautiful.

play33:45

- Well put your sock back on,

play33:46

'cause I'm nearly f*cking throwing up here to be honest.

play33:48

I'm a bit, yeah, I'm a bit bored to be honest.

play33:49

That's just, let's get back to me.

play33:50

That's and what questions you've got about me.

play33:52

- What's the most unusual thing that nobody knows about you?

play33:57

- That is a boring question. I'll be honest.

play33:58

I'll go for a different sort of question.

play34:00

What team do I support? Manchester United.

play34:02

You ever been to any games?

play34:03

[all laughing]

play34:06

- Yeah. - How many?

play34:08

- Like one?

play34:08

- Yeah. That is f*cking sh*t I'll be honest.

play34:10

I go to the most games.

play34:11

Any game I can get a ticket for, I'm there.

play34:13

Any home game, I'm there, away games are very tough.

play34:16

Did you watch the game yesterday?

play34:17

- No. - No.

play34:18

What a f*cking waste of time this is.

play34:20

[all laughing]

play34:21

Any other questions 'cause that's kind of annoyed me, but-

play34:23

- No, not really.

play34:24

- Say, I'm gonna give you one piece of advice.

play34:25

- I'm gonna give you one piece of advice.

play34:28

- Okay?

play34:29

- And then give her one of your quotes.

play34:30

- I might not take it, but-

play34:30

- Oh, I lemme tell you something, love, you take it.

play34:33

[all laughing]

play34:35

One of my quotes is when you throw a rock, sorry,

play34:40

I've f*cked this up already.

play34:42

[all laughing]

play34:43

Will you let me go for another quote. Let me have a think.

play34:46

[all laughing]

play34:49

Don't open the door to a stranger.

play34:51

Let the strangers open a door to you.

play34:54

- Right? - Applaud yourself.

play34:56

- That was unbelievable.

play34:57

And that was actually just off the spot.

play34:59

[all laughing]

play35:00

That was cold. That was unbelievable.

play35:02

[all laughing]

play35:03

Do you know what that is? - What?

play35:05

- No do you know what that- - A brain?

play35:06

- A brain, okay, now I'll be honest. It's not a brain.

play35:10

It's, it's a Rashford celebration

play35:11

that is f*cking sh*t, but you're boring me now.

play35:13

- She's actually raging, you know.

play35:14

- She wants that. She wants it, she wants it.

play35:16

I know she wants it. A hundred percent.

play35:17

- Okay you think that she's gonna say yes?

play35:18

- A hundred percent? - Nah.

play35:19

- I know. - It's impossible.

play35:20

- She might. Weirder things have happened on 20 versus one.

play35:23

- She did bring out tit biscuits.

play35:24

- That is so horrible.

play35:25

- Could you lot gimme a second.

play35:27

- Go say sorry. - Danny?

play35:30

- Wait, wait, what's he doing?

play35:31

- Look at her face. [all laughing]

play35:35

- Oh my god. - Brilliant.

play35:36

- f*cking hell. - Brilliant.

play35:38

[JJ Laughs]

play35:39

- So, how do you think your date went?

play35:42

- I mean, the advice I won't be taking

play35:45

'cause he kind of forgot his words at the very start.

play35:48

- Ooh. - Honestly, it's horrible.

play35:50

- Thought it could've gone better.

play35:51

It was kind of all about him.

play35:53

- Oh! - You did it.

play35:56

- Would you go on a second date with...

play35:57

- I'm gonna say no. - Aw.

play36:00

- No second date.

play36:01

- Which of them would you like to date?

play36:02

- Probably the one with the black hair.

play36:04

- Get it? - Yes.

play36:05

- Danny's up. - Here he goes.

play36:07

- Rizzy Aarons. - One in a million.

play36:10

The boy from Rizzario.

play36:11

- Danny. - Hi mate.

play36:12

- It's your turn to date.

play36:13

Your first one as well. I'm really sorry about this.

play36:16

We'd like you to wear a shock collar.

play36:17

- f*ck off. - Brilliant.

play36:20

- I'm glad I avoided that. - Yeah.

play36:22

- And you just had to say, oh, I like Manchester.

play36:24

[all laughing]

play36:25

Manchester Manchester.

play36:27

[all laughing]

play36:28

- Hello my sweet darling angel girl.

play36:30

- Hello. - How you doing?

play36:32

- I'm good. - How are you?

play36:33

- Shock. - I'm okay, thank you.

play36:36

Please remind me of your name.

play36:37

- Reniki. - Reniki.

play36:39

- Yes. - And you are from Jamaica?

play36:41

- Yeah.

play36:42

- 'Cause I remember things girls tell me

play36:43

because you got a close space to my heart.

play36:45

- Just before we get started- - Just before we get started,

play36:47

I'd like to give you some advice.

play36:48

- I wanna give you some advice, man to girl.

play36:55

Okay. So my advice is look after yourself yeah?

play37:02

Find a strong independent man

play37:04

that can look after you, yeah.

play37:06

- Actually, no, I'm just waffling.

play37:07

- Actually, I'm waffling, I'm waffling to be fair.

play37:09

- What I actually mean is. - What I actually mean is...

play37:14

Um. [all laughing]

play37:16

- Its so hard.

play37:17

- You need to find a weak, you need to find a weak,

play37:23

very, very fragile young man.

play37:26

Yeah. And I know exactly where you need to look for that.

play37:29

This guy right here. I want you to treat me like a b*tch.

play37:32

Is that all right, mummy? Can you do that?

play37:35

- Do you have like one of those little toys you prep?

play37:37

- Oh, I've got toys. Is that something you could do?

play37:41

- Yeah I like taking care of men.

play37:43

- But I'm not a man I'm a young, fragile boy.

play37:47

How about we do some role play?

play37:48

I don't know if it's weird, but I say it.

play37:50

I like, you know, teacher role play.

play37:52

Yeah? I like teacher role play.

play37:54

I would love nothing more than you to be my little teacher.

play37:58

And I'm just like a, a goo goo gaga little boy. What's-

play38:01

- Maybe. - Maybe?

play38:03

- We'll see how obedient you are.

play38:04

- I'll set the scene.

play38:05

- Stand up.

play38:07

We are, we are in maths class. Yeah?

play38:09

We'll say we're year 12. So it's legal.

play38:13

- Year 12? - What? What?

play38:15

- Yeah. - Yeah.

play38:16

- He'll be 17.

play38:17

- Actually no, scrap that. We're in year six.

play38:18

- Actually no, that's a bit too old. Year six.

play38:21

So let's say what?

play38:24

[Danny groans] [all laughing]

play38:25

- Just get up and start gridding.

play38:32

[all laughing]

play38:35

- Right, okay, um, yeah.

play38:38

So I like 'em old, try and get her to griddy.

play38:41

- Shock.

play38:42

- I'm gonna teach you how to dance.

play38:44

- Am I in control or you?

play38:45

- Well I'd like for you to be in control.

play38:47

[both laughing]

play38:48

- Are you the beta boy, or?

play38:50

- I'm the beta male-

play38:52

- Get her to slap you across the face.

play38:53

- So you're telling me what to do now?

play38:54

- Yeah.

play38:55

- I want you to slap me, I want you to slap me.

play38:58

Slap me, mummy. Uwu.

play38:59

[smack cracking]

play39:00

[all cheering]

play39:02

- I turned around at the wrong time, no.

play39:05

I turned around.

play39:06

- I'm gonna teach you a dance move.

play39:07

Both hands out here, good, good, good.

play39:10

Do that.

play39:11

Put 'em to your eyes and repeat, look at me, look at me,

play39:14

and do this. [all laughing]

play39:20

Do it, I don't see enough movement.

play39:22

There we go, sheesh.

play39:24

All right sit down, sit down.

play39:25

- Now just say that was dog sh*t.

play39:27

- That was f*cking wank, I won't lie to you.

play39:29

- That's kind of ruined it for me.

play39:30

- I thought you were all right vibes,

play39:31

I thought maybe, we could-

play39:32

- I like to get down. - What?

play39:34

- I like to get down.

play39:35

- Get down to f*ck off and walk off.

play39:36

- f*ck off.

play39:38

[all laughing]

play39:39

- Shock, shock, shock.

play39:40

- Jesus Christ. Yeah Kon, that's funny, man.

play39:44

That's really funny, Kon.

play39:46

Keep doing it man, keep doing it.

play39:47

Hey!

play39:49

[all cheering]

play39:51

- That was a tough one, absolutely horrible man.

play39:53

- I wanted the world to swallow me up.

play39:55

- How do you think your date went?

play39:59

- It was weird. [all laughing]

play40:01

- It could've been worse.

play40:02

- Would you give him a second date?

play40:06

- Yeah. [all cheering]

play40:09

- Yes, this is what he does.

play40:11

- He needs to be studied, man,

play40:12

this is- - the Danny Aarons rizz.

play40:14

- Which of them would you like to date?

play40:16

- Ginge. - Oh.

play40:17

- Ginge.

play40:18

- Here we go again.

play40:20

- Ginge, this date, you're just gonna make up riddles,

play40:24

you're gonna say I really love riddles,

play40:25

and you're just gonna make them up,

play40:26

but they don't have an answer.

play40:27

- Just constant, just stupid- - Yeah, make it up.

play40:30

And quotes that don't make sense.

play40:31

- All in a stream, riddles and quotes in a stream

play40:33

but they don't make sense.

play40:34

- She has to think that she doesn't get it.

play40:35

- At one point, tell her an answer that doesn't make sense.

play40:38

- Yeah. - Yeah.

play40:38

- And then when she starts nodding along.

play40:40

- Just yeah, you get it, you get it, you get it.

play40:41

- Yeah. [all laughing]

play40:42

- And then explain.

play40:44

- Oh it's so bad.

play40:46

- Hello sunshine. Look who's back.

play40:49

Can I have another hug? - Yeah.

play40:50

Of course you do. Thank you for choosing me.

play40:52

- It's all right, give me a pat too.

play40:53

- Ah, she's in love.

play40:54

- She wants Ginge. She's feeling him.

play40:56

- How's your day going today then?

play40:57

- My day is a bit like the shark in the ocean.

play41:01

- Been a bit of a lucky man, haven't you?

play41:03

- I have. I've been quite lucky at the minute.

play41:04

But you know what else is lucky?

play41:05

I've got a riddle for actually.

play41:06

- Okay go on, okay, do I need to prepare myself?

play41:08

- Yeah. I want you to try and get the answer to it.

play41:10

- Okay. - Okay.

play41:11

What do you put in a bag that floats in the sky?

play41:16

- A balloon? - No, not a balloon.

play41:18

Can you gimme a little, a little hint?

play41:20

- Yeah so you put it in a bag and then it floats in the sky.

play41:23

[all laughing]

play41:24

- Just a bag? - Nope.

play41:25

- Your head. - I'll give you a clue.

play41:26

- I'll give you a clue. - Okay okay. Go on.

play41:28

- Seven. [all laughing]

play41:32

- Seven? - Seven.

play41:33

That's the clue. If you can't-

play41:35

- Violate it? - Can't it now

play41:36

then you'll never get it.

play41:36

- Yeah. Say actually don't worry about it.

play41:38

- No, actually, yeah, just leave it.

play41:39

Just leave it. - Okay.

play41:40

We'll leave that one out. - Just leave that one out.

play41:41

- Ask her if she knows any good riddles.

play41:43

- Do you know any good riddles?

play41:43

Do I know any good riddles? - Yeah. Do you know any?

play41:45

- I'm a dancer so it's all in the body.

play41:48

- I'm trying to think of a riddle to do with dancing now.

play41:50

- Still won't. - Still won't get it?

play41:51

- Yeah. I'd leave that one for another day.

play41:53

- What about a quote, do you know a quote?

play41:54

- Do I look like Shakespeare?

play41:55

[both laughing]

play41:57

- A little bit. - I mean,

play41:58

I mean he's a sexy man, but-

play41:59

- Yeah, he was, he was sexy.

play42:01

- All right, I've got something.

play42:02

- So as you know, I've got something.

play42:04

- Okay, go on.

play42:05

- What is twice as big as the moon-

play42:06

- What is twice as big as the moon-

play42:09

- But only half as far away?

play42:11

- But only half as far away?

play42:14

- What, you're pointing at your minge?

play42:15

- Oh, no.

play42:16

- You just pointed at your minge.

play42:18

Oh my cock? No that's not the answer.

play42:20

- Oh no.

play42:21

- Its not twice as big as the moon, f*cking hell.

play42:22

- You got this, come on.

play42:24

- Come on, give me a hint.

play42:25

- You wanna know a hint, all right, okay.

play42:26

I'm gonna give you another hint.

play42:27

- Woof.

play42:28

[all laughing]

play42:29

- Oh my god. - You can't go-

play42:31

- A dog?

play42:32

- Is that your answer, a dog?

play42:33

- Yeah. We're gonna go with that.

play42:35

- You're gonna go with that?

play42:36

- Yeah. - Yeah.

play42:37

That's right. - Nah, nah.

play42:38

It's your mum.

play42:39

- No, it's your mum.

play42:40

- Oh, love you mum.

play42:42

[all laughing]

play42:44

- Oh- - She's a fan of Angry Ginge.

play42:45

- She's a fan of Angry Ginge?

play42:46

How old is she? - 50 odd.

play42:48

- 50 odd? MILF.

play42:49

I'm trying to think of a riddle to do with your mum now.

play42:50

What's the size of the ocean, but doesn't go as far?

play42:53

- A whale? - A whale?

play42:57

[all laughing]

play42:59

Yeah, no, I can see you're just guessing here.

play43:00

I'll be honest with you,

play43:01

they are quite hard riddles.

play43:03

- Are you just trying to trip me up?

play43:04

- What's 40 kilogrammes and requires batteries?

play43:08

- What's 40 kilogrammes and requires batteries?

play43:11

- Bro is dying. - What?

play43:12

Anyone, give me a clue?

play43:14

[all laughing]

play43:15

- A 40 kilogramme box of batteries.

play43:19

- 40 kilogrammes?

play43:20

- 40 kilogrammes and requires batteries.

play43:22

- Are these easy, or are these actually hard?

play43:24

- This is easy, if you can't get this.

play43:25

- No, still not.

play43:26

- The answer is a 40 kilogramme box of batteries.

play43:30

- A four- [all laughing]

play43:33

- Oh I'm done here. - Yeah, it is quite hard.

play43:35

- Been done dirty.

play43:37

- Bro is not- - This is great.

play43:40

- I've got a joke.

play43:42

I've got a fair few actually. We'll go with knock knock.

play43:45

- Who's there? - The chair.

play43:47

- Who's the chair? - Who's the chair?

play43:49

Have you ever done a knock, knock job before?

play43:51

[all laughing]

play43:54

- The chair who? Yeah?

play43:56

- Okay. The chair who?

play43:57

- Knock, knock. - Can we carry that one on?

play43:58

- Yeah. - The chair who?

play43:59

- No. - Oh.

play44:00

[all laughing]

play44:01

- Knock, knock. - Who's there?

play44:02

- The light bulb. - The light bulb who.

play44:04

- The chair. [Ethan laughs]

play44:08

[laughs] That is a good one, isn't it?

play44:09

That is a good one.

play44:12

That is a good one. - Is anyone else getting this?

play44:14

- They're all laughing. They're all laughing.

play44:16

- Deep down somewhere. - Yeah hopefully.

play44:18

- Do you get it? - Do you do get it though?

play44:19

Don't you? You get the joke?

play44:21

Come on. - Yeah.

play44:22

- You do a little bit, don't you?

play44:23

- Yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah.

play44:24

- Explain it.

play44:26

[all laughing]

play44:32

- Yeah. No,

play44:33

- No. You, oh, so you just lied to me.

play44:35

- I am sorry.

play44:36

- Okay. I, I'll go for another one.

play44:36

Why did the old man cross the road?

play44:39

- 'Cause he wanted to get some milk.

play44:40

- No. [laughs]

play44:42

[all laughing]

play44:44

- Was he? - Naturally

play44:45

because he wanted to go and get across the road.

play44:49

- f*cking hell. Oh Jesus.

play44:54

- Have you got any jokes?

play44:56

- Why did Tigger look down the toilet?

play44:57

- Why did Tigger look down the toilet?

play44:59

- Yeah. - Why?

play45:00

- To find Pooh.

play45:01

[Ginge laughs]

play45:04

- Okay. Stop with the sarcasm.

play45:05

[all laughing]

play45:06

Stop there, stop right there.

play45:10

Be serious.

play45:10

- Yeah I'll be honest. It was a bit fake. I can't lie.

play45:13

- You said you're a dancer?

play45:13

- Yeah. You're a dancer. - Yeah.

play45:14

Get me some rich baby daddy on and I'm there.

play45:17

- But what sort of dancer, are you a pole dancer?

play45:19

- I do nightclub dancing.

play45:20

So, you know, get me a pole or a little podium

play45:22

and I'm right at it. - I'll be a pole.

play45:23

I'll be your pole. [all laughing]

play45:28

- So we're gonna do a little and a little woo. [laughs]

play45:32

And a little woo. [all laughing]

play45:35

You enjoying this? - I'm really enjoying it.

play45:37

- Yeah. - Yeah.

play45:40

[all laughing]

play45:40

- It is so great, edit the pants at the end.

play45:43

- And the way you've danced on me there,

play45:44

I thought it was quite inappropriate.

play45:45

- Oh, was this supposed to be pg?

play45:47

- I like, well, I'm, I'm 16.

play45:49

- Oh. - No!

play45:50

No, no. - Oh I'm 19 so.

play45:53

- I'm joking- - Sticky situation there.

play45:54

- I do wanna say something before I go.

play45:56

- I, I would love to say one thing

play45:57

before I go though.

play45:58

- I love you. - I do love you.

play45:59

- You do love me.

play46:00

- I Honestly, from what I'm seeing now,

play46:01

I think- - Just touched my heart. Wow.

play46:03

- I touched your heart. Can I touch anything else?

play46:05

[all laughing]

play46:07

- Wasn't me, wasn't me. - Later?

play46:10

- What, do I then get to be the pole?

play46:12

- Yeah, you can be the pole.

play46:13

- This is my pole. Don't I look like a good pole?

play46:15

- Yeah. Are you, are you Pole? - Yeah.

play46:17

- You sound English to me. - No, I'm Italian actually.

play46:18

- You're Italian. - Yes. Spicy.

play46:20

[all laughing]

play46:21

- Let's end this date with one more riddle.

play46:23

- Let's end this date with one more riddle.

play46:26

- What is a date that is bad?

play46:28

- What is a date that is bad?

play46:31

- This one right here.

play46:32

- Bang on. - Bang on.

play46:33

See you later, love.

play46:35

[all laughing]

play46:38

- I didn't actually realise how hard it is

play46:40

to make up a riddles. - Yeah.

play46:41

- Yeah, yeah. - Might as well.

play46:43

- 'Cause she's trying to have a conversation with you

play46:45

at the same time.

play46:45

You've gotta listen to that and then think.

play46:47

- No, you can't. - You couldn't.

play46:48

She was confused.

play46:49

- How do you think your date went?

play46:51

- I thought it went great.

play46:52

- She wants it. - Yeah!

play46:54

- Those riddles paid off, man.

play46:55

- But I think I'll definitely send my mum on the second one.

play46:58

- She would love it

play46:59

- Which of them would you like date?

play47:01

- I have to pick? - Yeah, you do.

play47:02

- The Ginge. - f*cking hell man.

play47:06

- You know what, f*ck it.

play47:08

- No. - You go.

play47:09

- Come on. - You go get it.

play47:11

- You are Ginge for one.

play47:12

- Yeah you be me, now.

play47:13

- Yeah, you gotta convince her you're Ginger as well.

play47:15

- Let's hear the accent though, let's hear the accent.

play47:16

- Oh, sorry? - There you go!

play47:19

- There you go. - Actually, could I-

play47:21

- Oh? - Can I change my mind?

play47:23

- Scrap it. - She wanted you anyway.

play47:24

- Am I allowed to do that? Yeah.

play47:25

Can I go with the other one please?

play47:27

- The other one. - Something new.

play47:29

- Now listen here my friend, you're gonna match her energy

play47:32

by showing her your favourite FIFA celebrations.

play47:35

- Oh my God. - And teach 'em to her.

play47:36

- I want you to recite every scenario.

play47:39

You're three down, you're champs,

play47:41

you brought it back to four three, you're popping.

play47:43

- Oh, I want see the big bang I wanna see.

play47:45

- Yes!

play47:46

- Hello my darling. - Hi!

play47:48

- I have to notice you said you wanted Ginge first.

play47:51

- No, no, no.

play47:51

- And now I'm your sloppy second sports.

play47:52

- No you're not my sloppy second.

play47:54

I changed my mind

play47:54

'cause I actually didn't think about it and I'm tired.

play47:57

- You said you didn't think about me.

play47:58

- No, no, no I did think about you.

play47:59

- Right.

play48:00

- But I thought about it and thought no.

play48:02

So when you changed your mind to me,

play48:04

I did this celebration back in the room.

play48:06

- So basically when I heard

play48:07

you Ginge your mind to me,

play48:08

you know what I did back there?

play48:10

I did my favourite FIFA celebration.

play48:12

So basically let me set the scenario four nil down.

play48:15

It's now four four. Yeah?

play48:17

90th minute by the way.

play48:18

We're going extra time. Do you know what I do?

play48:19

- What?

play48:21

- So you said let's reenact it.

play48:22

You said actually lemme change my mind.

play48:23

- Actually, let me change my mind

play48:25

because... - Say it.

play48:28

Because I pick. - Because-

play48:30

- Because I pick... - You.

play48:33

[Danny thudding]

play48:35

- Oh! - Is he okay?

play48:37

- Oh, man.

play48:38

- Hey baby. - Hey baby.

play48:38

- How you doing? - How you doing?

play48:40

- I'm doing so good. - I'm doing marvellous.

play48:43

- Okay, sweet, that didn't hurt by the way,

play48:45

because I've actually had seven years of army training.

play48:48

[all laughing]

play48:50

- Are you actually being serious?

play48:51

- On my life.

play48:52

- Start crawling on the floor like you're in the army.

play48:53

- So basically 2013 onwards, I was in the army.

play48:57

They taught me like stuff like this

play48:59

and like reactions like that.

play49:00

- And then I got kicked out for doing this.

play49:02

- But me-

play49:03

- But how could you, how could you do something?

play49:03

- But basically I got kicked out.

play49:05

I got kicked out. - For what?

play49:06

- Because, well basically when we,

play49:08

so in the army you obviously shoot people.

play49:10

- Yeah.

play49:11

- It's not, it's not a lovely thing.

play49:12

But game's the game.

play49:13

So I shot someone and I thought in the war,

play49:16

people don't really celebrate.

play49:17

[all laughing]

play49:19

- Oh my god. - So I was running.

play49:19

I was running and I pretended a and then I went...

play49:22

[all laughing]

play49:27

- Oh Danny. - So I got kicked out.

play49:28

But I like to keep my expertise going in my life, you know.

play49:32

So seven years Army,

play49:34

was in the flight cadets for four years.

play49:36

But it's not about me, darling.

play49:38

I want to get to know my pretty gorgeous girl.

play49:41

- I'm Unique. I'm 22, not 21. - Right. In October.

play49:45

- Run, then pull your hamstring.

play49:46

- I only said that because I feel so

play49:48

- You're waffling now, just say you're waffling.

play49:50

- I feel still 21.

play49:51

- Yeah you're yapping though, innit?

play49:52

- Which I do- - You're yapping.

play49:54

- I think he's hurt himself

play49:55

- No, I'm being honest.

play49:56

- Yeah but I don't really care about,

play49:57

honestly, to be honest with you.

play49:59

I'd rather you just lie to me.

play50:00

- Ask her if she's got any celebrations.

play50:01

- I'm not a liar. - No, but I find it hot.

play50:02

- That's what I just told. - I like toxic girls.

play50:04

Have you got any celebrations?

play50:06

If I said right now, if I got down on one knee

play50:08

and proposed, how are you celebrating?

play50:10

- If you got down on one knee and propose and say-

play50:11

- Proposal right now. - We'll have a party.

play50:13

- Right? How are you celebrating?

play50:14

I'll give you, I'll give you some advice.

play50:15

- We'll have a party. - Get up, get up, get up.

play50:17

So I just proposed.

play50:19

We're like, oh, happily married right? But repeat after me.

play50:22

- Okay.

play50:23

- Yes. - Yeah!

play50:25

- Yeah.

play50:26

- Twist it.

play50:27

Twist it. - Horror, horror.

play50:30

- How did he f*ck it up.

play50:31

- Twist it, and that, I actually learned that

play50:32

when I went to South Africa in 2010.

play50:35

- You went to South Africa? You're lying.

play50:36

- I went south no, I went South Africa in 2010.

play50:38

- Tsaballalah is my cousin.

play50:39

- Basically, do you know Tsaballalah.

play50:41

- No. - You're missing out.

play50:42

Basically the best South African footballer of all time.

play50:45

We went to school together

play50:47

in the western part of South Africa.

play50:50

- What?

play50:51

- A better one instead.

play50:52

- Is that a very yeah?

play50:53

- He's also my cousin.

play50:54

He, he is my cousin Tsaballalah.

play50:56

[all laughing]

play50:57

a- Unfortunately, I dunno who Tsaballalah.

play50:58

- You don't know who Tsaballalah is?

play51:00

- Don't ever disrespect him like that again.

play51:01

- I promise you don't disrespect like my family, you know?

play51:03

No, no, I'm being serious-

play51:04

- 'Cause I've taken that to heart.

play51:05

That's really- - I've taken that to heart.

play51:06

Like family's very close to me.

play51:08

- And then just stand up and start shushing her.

play51:10

- I'm sorry. - Family's very close to me.

play51:11

- I'm sorry.

play51:12

- Family's very, very close to me.

play51:13

- Don't tell me to shush. - No, no, no. Relax.

play51:15

- Tell her I'll do what I want.

play51:16

- Yeah, but don't tell me to shush.

play51:17

- Chill out, this is my show.

play51:18

I'll do what I want. All right?

play51:20

You sit there like a good little girl. All right?

play51:22

- Oh, he's being dominant now. - Now do the Rashford.

play51:23

Humble yourself. Humble yourself.

play51:25

- I am humble. [all laughing]

play51:29

- Because I really wanna get on.

play51:30

I genuinely- - I wanna get on.

play51:32

- Lovely, lovely. - Just go for a run.

play51:34

- After the shoot, I'm gonna be running like this,

play51:36

but when you are running out-

play51:37

- Now do the hamstring one.

play51:38

I'm gonna be chasing after you.

play51:40

I'm gonna be chasing after you, and I say,

play51:41

please, please take me back.

play51:43

Let's have a second date. Please.

play51:45

- Run around her in silence.

play51:50

- Are you okay?

play51:51

- Let out the loudest siu.

play51:54

[crowd cheering]

play51:55

- Siuuu.

play51:59

- Your whole face went red.

play52:01

- Lost his earpiece again.

play52:03

- Yeah, something else will be getting red soon, darling.

play52:04

- Oh. - I'm gonna make you.

play52:07

- Oh my god.

play52:08

I was gonna say something, but I can't say it.

play52:09

- Say it, whisper it.

play52:10

- That TikTok song. No, no, no, no.

play52:13

[Unique sings indistinctly]

play52:14

- What the f*ck?

play52:15

- No, no, I can't say it though.

play52:16

- What the f*ck. - No, no, don't say it.

play52:16

- She just said she'd shag me off camera.

play52:19

- No I didn't.

play52:20

[all laughing]

play52:22

Don't you ruin my reputation.

play52:24

Don't, don't, don't, no, don't, don't.

play52:26

- That's crazy.

play52:27

- You respect me, I respect you.

play52:28

- I never said- - That's crazy.

play52:29

- I never said I would shag you. Don't lie.

play52:31

[all laughing]

play52:32

Don't lie.

play52:33

- That is crazy. - You're a psychopath.

play52:35

- But would you though. - But like,

play52:36

cameras off, would you? - No.

play52:38

I never said yes, so don't-

play52:39

- Sit down, shut up, sit down.

play52:41

[all yelling]

play52:43

Sit down. Jesus Christ.

play52:44

Do as I say.

play52:46

- You're really bossy, ain't you?

play52:47

- I'm the alpha male. - Rashford.

play52:49

- No, I understand you're the alpha male,

play52:50

but I'm an alpha female. - You understand?

play52:51

I'm the alpha, yeah?

play52:53

Oh, there's, this could be a good little power couple.

play52:55

- New slide. - Both alphas.

play52:56

We can destroy the world.

play52:57

- Yeah, maybe. - We can destroy the world.

play52:59

- Maybe. - He's round the goalkeeper.

play53:00

He's done it, absolutely incredible!

play53:04

- That's actually crazy. - That was kinda okay.

play53:07

I like that.

play53:10

[all laughing]

play53:13

- I hope that's not a rental.

play53:15

[all laughing]

play53:15

- That's what you get for acting stupid.

play53:17

- Gotta get a new suit. Bye.

play53:18

Sorry donna, I gotta get a new suit for our second date.

play53:20

- Nice meeting you.

play53:21

- It's been a pleasure seeing you.

play53:22

- I'll see you soon. Yeah?

play53:24

- Bye. - Oh, whoa.

play53:26

- No. - Oh no.

play53:28

- Who's gonna lend him new trousers?

play53:30

He can't go to more dates like that.

play53:32

- It's off.

play53:34

- He looks like he's been on his knees.

play53:35

- Wait, what f*ck told me to knee slide?

play53:37

- That was crazy. - I'm bleeding.

play53:39

- Oh no. - Oh!

play53:41

- I'm bleeding.

play53:42

- Anything for the content, mate.

play53:43

- You know you don't have to. - You committed.

play53:45

- Oi, she was feeling me, eh?

play53:46

- Yeah. - She wants me.

play53:47

- That was perfect. - That one's rizz.

play53:48

- mummy wants me. - She can hear you.

play53:51

- Oh f*ck. [all laughing]

play53:55

sh*t.

play53:56

- How do you think your date went?

play53:57

- Not that well. It was okay.

play53:59

But he was, he was, I don't know,

play54:00

it was like he was on something.

play54:02

[all laughing]

play54:03

He seems genuine, but he was doing a lot.

play54:05

I do a lot normally, but he was doing a lot.

play54:08

- Would you go on a second date with him?

play54:13

- It depends, it depends. - On?

play54:16

- If he's not so bossy, like sit down,

play54:18

do this, do that, do that.

play54:21

- And you do like to be dominated as well.

play54:23

- Which one of them you like today?

play54:27

- Danny. - Rizz god.

play54:29

[all laughing]

play54:29

- However, sit down.

play54:31

We wanna make sure she's here for the right reasons,

play54:34

and your friend Ginge, you are gonna find out

play54:36

if she's good enough for Danny.

play54:38

- Don't panic, don't panic. We know you said Danny.

play54:40

- Oh for f*ck's sake.

play54:41

- Don't panic. Let's not get an attitude.

play54:42

It'll get you know where love.

play54:44

- Oh shut up.

play54:45

- I'm here to see whether you are good enough for Danny.

play54:49

So I've got a few questions.

play54:50

- Okay? - Okay.

play54:51

So let's say you've been dating Dan a week now.

play54:55

- Okay?

play54:56

- Not dating, but you're speaking to each other, okay?

play54:57

And let's say your best mate, Drake comes up to you

play55:00

and he makes a move.

play55:02

What do you do?

play55:04

Of course this is Drake.

play55:07

[all laughing]

play55:08

- He's not my type. - Drake's not your type.

play55:10

Who is your type?

play55:11

- Well, I don't have a type, but if I didn't have a type-

play55:13

- Zach Efron, even I'd f*ck him.

play55:16

- Zach Efron is hot, but no, he's too old.

play55:18

- So what's your type? - So what is your type?

play55:19

You must have something. - Confidence.

play55:22

- Wrong answer, Danny Aaron's is the right answer.

play55:24

- Wrong answer. - That's not the wrong answer.

play55:25

- Danny Aarons is the right answer there.

play55:27

And I've given you a clear opportunity to say,

play55:29

my type is Danny Aarons. - No, but why?

play55:31

That's too forward. That's too forward.

play55:33

[all laughing]

play55:34

- You're going for one of my best mates now,

play55:35

and you can't like, oh, I can't admit he's my type,

play55:38

is this some sort of f*cking joke?

play55:39

[all laughing]

play55:41

- Told you, supply teacher bro.

play55:43

- You're laughing. I don't know what's funny.

play55:43

Has any one told a joke here 'cause I'm about-

play55:45

- It's not a joke.

play55:46

- Were you laughing though? Why are you laughing?

play55:47

- You said my type.

play55:48

I can't just say my type is Danny Aarons

play55:50

'cause then what if I don't go down-

play55:51

- Do you like Danny? - Yeah.

play55:54

- Do you like Danny? - Yeah.

play55:55

- Right then. So he's your type.

play55:56

- Yeah. - Right.

play55:56

- So why can't you just say that?

play55:57

- Because you said, what is my type?

play55:59

- So I just said-

play56:00

- So the answer is Danny Aarons.

play56:00

Waffle, waffle, waffle, waffle.

play56:02

- It's not waffle, waffle, it's actually not at all.

play56:03

- Right, next question.

play56:04

Danny has been kidnapped.

play56:06

- Go on.

play56:08

- What the f*ck is funny about that?

play56:09

- Out of all the scenarios in the world,

play56:10

that's the one you pick?

play56:11

- It's a very, very real scenario.

play56:13

- All right, go on.

play56:14

- Danny gets kidnapped.

play56:15

You've gotta give up your whole family to get him back.

play56:18

What are you doing?

play56:19

- No, I'm not giving up my whole family to get him back.

play56:21

- f*ck.

play56:22

- Is he not worth that much to you? Is he not?

play56:24

Who do you love more, your parents or Danny?

play56:26

- My parents.

play56:27

- Wow. Wrong answer.

play56:28

- Well, can you get him to ask actual questions?

play56:30

- Danny, Danny, Danny, I'm sorry.

play56:32

I change it to Danny.

play56:32

- So you don't even like your parents,

play56:33

it's crazy, they brought you up as well.

play56:35

I wouldn't give up my whole family.

play56:38

I've got a big family.

play56:38

I wouldn't give them all up for one person.

play56:40

- Would you shag Danny? - Oh my God.

play56:42

- Would you shag Danny?

play56:46

Yes or no? Yes or no?

play56:51

- That's not a no.

play56:52

- If if it was out the question you'd have said no.

play56:53

- It's not a no. - It's not a no.

play56:55

So it's a yes. You'd shag Danny.

play56:56

- Run in there and celebrate. [laughs]

play56:58

- Alright, next question. Just a simple one.

play56:59

How old is Danny? - 21?

play57:01

- What's Danny's whole name?

play57:02

- Danny Aarons. - I'll be honest.

play57:04

I think that's correct, to be fair.

play57:05

- Oh really? [all laughing]

play57:07

- I'm gonna be honest, apart from that one question,

play57:09

you knew his name, you knew his age,

play57:11

and you said you'd give up your family.

play57:13

So I think you've passed.

play57:14

- Thanks. - Good luck.

play57:15

- It's your time to shine then, bro.

play57:17

- Come on then, bro.

play57:18

- Can I get some like Rocky music or something?

play57:19

- Yeah. - They're playing it right now, bro.

play57:23

We can edit it in.

play57:25

- That non copyrighted guitar riff

play57:26

as you run in right now. [upbeat music]

play57:29

- One last check of the suit. Let's see the suit.

play57:32

Let's see the whole suit. - Yeah.

play57:34

- Whole suit for this one, yeah.

play57:36

The whole suit. - Hey.

play57:38

- Down. - She said she'd shag ya,

play57:40

so you're in.

play57:41

- So what do we just let him on this?

play57:42

- Yeah. - Yeah.

play57:42

- Yeah, I think we just gotta observe this one, boys.

play57:45

[Danny singing]

play57:54

- She's regretting everything.

play57:55

- No, she's gonna hug him.

play57:56

- Hi. - No I'm doing the Bellingham.

play57:58

I'm doing the Belling-

play57:59

- Wow.

play58:00

- Over the, that's crazy you know?

play58:03

How you doing Ten?

play58:04

- I'm good how are you? What happened to your trousers?

play58:06

- No, this, this is the style.

play58:07

You don't like ripped jeans?

play58:08

It's the style, darling. - Fair enough. I like it.

play58:10

- Sorry about my companion.

play58:11

He just needed to make sure you are good to go, you know?

play58:14

- Yeah. make sure you do the same thing for Kaci then.

play58:16

- Who? - For Kaci?

play58:18

- Who's that? - Oh, you cheeky bastard.

play58:20

- I only have one girl in my mind.

play58:21

- No, you have to ask her.

play58:22

- No, no. I only have one girl on my mind.

play58:24

- What? - What you mean what?

play58:25

- What? - No, you say who.

play58:26

- No say say your mum. - You.

play58:29

- Good one. - Nah you just gotta let him.

play58:31

- Let him go. - Bro let him work.

play58:33

- He actually wants this.

play58:34

- How you doing? - I'm good. How are you doing?

play58:35

- I'm okay.

play58:36

I just forgot to put the earpiece in, but that's fine.

play58:37

- What a dick. - How are you doing, Ten?

play58:39

- Yeah, I'm good. How are you?

play58:40

- I'm better now that you are sat across

play58:41

next to me looking like a snack.

play58:43

[all laughing]

play58:44

- Thanks. - Looking like a whole-

play58:46

- Thank you. - Rice crispy.

play58:47

- You too. - What?

play58:48

- Bro? - What rizz is this?

play58:49

- A snack? - Bit of an effort in

play58:52

ask why she's dressed like that.

play58:53

- I don't understand that, I've made the effort,

play58:55

I've put in, you know, three piece,

play58:57

waistcoat, Crocs, everything.

play58:58

- You haven't even done your tie properly.

play59:00

- Yes I have. - No you haven't.

play59:01

- Well, Tobi said it was perfect.

play59:02

- Get to the tie.

play59:03

- I told him, I told him.

play59:04

- That's not a perfect tie. - Tobi said it's-

play59:06

- It's coming out of the collar on the side.

play59:07

- Anyway, my, this ain't about me.

play59:08

- Tell her your mum did your tie.

play59:09

- If I'm being honest with you, my mum did this tie.

play59:12

Okay. And where are you laughing?

play59:14

[all laughing]

play59:15

- I see you've insulting my mum.

play59:16

- Are you insulting my mum? - No, it looks perfect.

play59:18

- I take disrespect to my family very seriously though.

play59:20

- Also, I ripped my trousers for you.

play59:25

- Falling for you. - Falling for you.

play59:26

- I ripped my trousers falling for you.

play59:29

- Hey? - Oh my god.

play59:30

- This is the best. - You're so sh*t, bro.

play59:32

- That is whack.

play59:33

- Oh I ripped my trousers falling for you.

play59:35

[JJ laughing]

play59:37

- Just run with it. We should've just let him run it.

play59:39

- Back to my other point.

play59:40

Why you not made an effort today?

play59:42

- So, I don't look like I've made effort?

play59:44

Do you know how long it took me to wear makeup up today?

play59:45

- 15 minutes? - No.

play59:47

- An hour and a half. - What have you done?

play59:49

- I've done my makeup, one. - Doesn't it like it?

play59:51

- I know, I've actually made such a huge effort.

play59:52

So the fact that you think that doesn't look

play59:54

like I've made an effort.

play59:54

- Why aren't your trousers ripped?

play59:56

- Why are you not wearing ripped trousers?

play59:57

- Why would I wear trousers? - Skin. Exchange some skin.

play59:58

- Can you rip them falling for me?

play60:01

- Can you further rip my trousers for me?

play60:02

- Yeah. - What the f*ck?

play60:05

- What? That's not what I said.

play60:06

- I want like a massive gaping hole.

play60:08

And another trouser hole as well.

play60:09

[fabric tearing]

play60:10

[Danny moaning]

play60:13

- Stop!

play60:15

I can't. [all laughing]

play60:21

- No, no, no.

play60:23

- Look how red his knee is.

play60:24

- Other one? - The other one please?

play60:26

Can you do it on your knees?

play60:29

[moans] Make eye contact.

play60:30

[all laughing]

play60:33

[moans] One more stretch. Do it.

play60:37

Oh my God. Do it. [all laughing]

play60:40

Oh my God please. Ten please.

play60:42

- I'm doing it. - Do it.

play60:44

- Ah, it's gonna happen. [yells]

play60:47

Ah, okay. Okay, now I'm feeling loose.

play60:49

Now I'm feeling very, very loose.

play60:51

[all laughing]

play60:52

- Look at that outfit.

play60:53

- I wanna do the same for yours,

play60:54

but I'll keep that off camera.

play60:55

- Hey yo. - Nice.

play60:57

- Yeah. - Yeah.

play60:57

- Yeah. That was nice. - You see how your name's 10?

play61:00

- You, you see how your name's 10?

play61:01

- Stop. Yeah?

play61:02

- I'm gonna call you six. - 'Cause I'm a 6 out of ten?

play61:05

[all laughing]

play61:06

- It's more so the age I prefer.

play61:08

[all yelling]

play61:09

- I'm out. [JJ retching]

play61:10

I'm out. - What'd he say?

play61:12

Just, you know, just to, just to put it out there, you know,

play61:13

like. - Ew!

play61:15

- What? - I'm phoning the police.

play61:17

- Yeah. - You know?

play61:19

- Yeah. - Oh no, he didn't?

play61:20

- He did. - Dirty bastard.

play61:22

- Well, I'm trying, I'm really trying to make this work.

play61:23

You know? I really want the best for us.

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- Yeah.

play61:26

- And I can, I can see the best of us happening.

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Do you? - Yeah.

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- A hundred percent.

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- Why is he train wrecking it?

play61:34

- Boys?

play61:37

No, I'll go on, f*ck them.

play61:38

So basically, let's just speak me and you.

play61:41

- I've got a quote for you. - I've got a quote for you.

play61:45

- You are so harsh.

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[all laughing]

play61:54

- So my quote is, yeah.

play61:56

- Listen carefully. - Listen carefully to this.

play61:58

- The fact I can hear. - Listen carefully Ten, Six.

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Listen carefully. - Ten.

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- Oh my God. - Stop calling me that.

play62:05

- What do you want me to do? You are a six, relax.

play62:07

- Oh. - To be honest,

play62:10

I actually prefer Kaci.

play62:11

- To be honest with you,

play62:13

I kind of wish Kaci came up.

play62:14

- Oh!

play62:16

- I can't. I wish Kaci was here.

play62:17

- I wanted to change it to Ginge

play62:18

but then they told me I couldn't change it

play62:19

once I gave- - That's fine.

play62:20

That's completely fine.

play62:21

Hopefully Kaci comes through and I can speak to her.

play62:23

- Kaci don't wanna talk to you.

play62:26

- Why?

play62:27

[all laughing] You don't wanna speak to me?

play62:31

- No.

play62:32

- I don't wanna speak to her. I don't really care.

play62:34

I don't really like girls.

play62:36

- Really? - Not recently.

play62:38

I think I'm switching sides. Is that a problem?

play62:40

- Well, a little bit

play62:41

if we're dating right on a date right now,

play62:43

- Say, all right, I'm off. But we shagging after this.

play62:45

- And you're saying you're switching sides to who? The men?

play62:47

- Well, you maybe can change that. Do you know what I mean?

play62:49

But I'll let you, I'll let you have that in your spare time.

play62:51

Alright. Maybe, maybe I'll see you one day. Yeah?

play62:54

- Yeah. - Maybe I'll see you one day.

play62:55

We didn't tell him to do that.

play62:57

- He hasn't said the line. Go back and say the line.

play62:59

- Go back and tell her you're shagging.

play63:00

- No, no, let him leave, he left.

play63:02

- Just gotta- - Oh no.

play63:04

Just gotta get my, get my suit.

play63:06

- Mhm.

play63:07

- Is that all right? - Yeah.

play63:08

- All right. See you later tonight, yeah?

play63:09

We'll be shagging, yeah? [Tennessee sighs]

play63:14

- I don't know. - She's not happy.

play63:15

- No.

play63:18

- No. - That side eye was crazy.

play63:21

Bro's just fumbled the bag.

play63:23

- That felt way too real.

play63:24

- Yeah that's because you actually liked her.

play63:25

- That felt way too real.

play63:26

- You just got the nastiest side eye.

play63:27

- That was, that was-

play63:29

- f*ck that felt way too real.

play63:30

- So how do you think your date went?

play63:32

- Uncomfortable. [all laughing]

play63:34

- Yeah, you're telling me, f*cking hell.

play63:35

- I actually thought it went really well, [laughs]

play63:38

but it was a bit uncomfortable

play63:39

probably the whole way through.

play63:41

I, it felt like I was on that date for about an hour.

play63:44

[all laughing]

play63:45

- Good news, right? Eh? - Time flies.

play63:47

- That's not good. - No, no. He's just jumps in.

play63:50

- You didn't drag.

play63:51

- Would you go on another date with Danny?

play63:55

- A hundred percent. No, a hundred percent I would.

play63:57

- Oh. - Danny Aarons rizz.

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- Which of them would you like to date?

play64:02

- Can I have both? - Yes.

play64:06

- Yes you can. - Well, off you go Ginge.

play64:08

- Get ready boys. - Boys, we're back.

play64:10

- If they need a chair

play64:11

I can sit on one of their knees or something, you know.

play64:13

- She's trying to sit on laps.

play64:14

- Geez.

play64:15

- It's crazy for you guys. - What does she do?

play64:17

I could only imagine. - What do you think Tobi?

play64:20

- Every girl does the same thing.

play64:21

- Okay she's requested a double date,

play64:24

and today both of you are train enthusiasts.

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You're the modern day Francis. - Two?

play64:30

- So yeah so you're like Francis Bourgeois.

play64:31

- That's something. - Choo choo.

play64:33

- Don't mention the hats at first.

play64:34

I'm, if she mentions it, then start talking

play64:36

about how you like trains.

play64:37

You go train spotting together. It's a hobby.

play64:39

You do, you know, the different...

play64:40

[static crackling]

play64:41

- Do you actually know anything about trains?

play64:42

- A hundred percent.

play64:43

- And then at some point, one of you has to say,

play64:45

I really like you because you remind me of a train.

play64:48

- Oh.

play64:50

- And then just- - What do you mean by that?

play64:52

- Or you can say, we'll run a train on you.

play64:55

- Can I tell her I'm gonna run through her like a train?

play64:57

- Yeah, yeah. - Anything like that. Yeah.

play64:59

- And please did you get your tits back out

play65:00

'cause he missed it. - Yeah.

play65:01

[all laughing]

play65:03

- The train caps were so innocent.

play65:05

What have I done? - Come on.

play65:07

- Choo choo!

play65:08

- Chugga, chugga, chugga, chugga, chugga, chugga,

play65:11

- Hi friends. - All aboard!

play65:13

- Choo choo. - Chugga, chugga,

play65:14

chugga, chugga, chugga, chugga, chugga.

play65:16

Chugga, chugga, chugga, chugga, chugga.

play65:21

- Do you like trains? - Yeah.

play65:22

- What's your favourite train?

play65:24

- If it's not the Avanti west coast I don't know what it is.

play65:27

- Oh God. - I was about to say the same.

play65:29

[all laughing]

play65:30

- Me and me and my boy here, train enthusiasts.

play65:33

- Nah, no, that's doing it lightly, brother.

play65:35

- Yeah. - Train die hards.

play65:37

- I caught him teabagging a train.

play65:39

It's one of his turn ons. - Hey, come on man.

play65:41

Don't tell her on the first date.

play65:42

- Do you want a teabag on the train?

play65:45

- No, not really. - No, I can't.

play65:47

[all laughing]

play65:48

No I'd rather keep it to actual trains.

play65:50

Could I tell you a story about when I was on the,

play65:51

the Porter Express 345 model number seven.

play65:56

- Model seven. - That was like-

play65:57

- Oh my god you could tell me anytime.

play65:59

- Genuinely. Probably the best experience of my life.

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- You ever been on a model seven?

play66:02

- No. - Oh. There we go.

play66:04

Don't worry. - I'm on that.

play66:05

- Hey, you'll get taken on that all day.

play66:06

- You'll run me like a train.

play66:08

- Yeah. - Do you?

play66:09

- You'll be my little passenger princess

play66:10

on the Avanti West Coast, trust me.

play66:13

[all laughing]

play66:14

- For the model seven you do need a ticket.

play66:15

- So, so who's gonna get my ticket?

play66:18

- Well, we... [all laughing]

play66:22

- Let's role play.

play66:23

- You know what? Let's role play.

play66:25

[all laughing]

play66:26

- We are the train inspectors.

play66:28

Yeah train. - Train inspectors.

play66:29

- Right? - And you are a little,

play66:31

not little. - Oh,

play66:32

why does he always do that? - You are a-

play66:33

- Sorry. You're a big, you're a big strong girl.

play66:35

- You're a big strong girl? - It's even worse.

play66:37

- What is he always a little person?

play66:39

You're a big, strong, mature, how old are you?

play66:41

- 21.

play66:42

- You're a big, strong, mature 21-year-old girl.

play66:44

Yeah?

play66:45

- We not standing up to a role play, are we?

play66:47

- Bruh, she's gonna watch?

play66:49

- Okay, can you just stand up a minute?

play66:50

Just pretend that you're putting something on the aisle.

play66:52

- Oh, my skirt's a bit, um...

play66:53

- Yeah, that's gonna be fine.

play66:55

[all laughing]

play66:56

- Tickets. Tickets.

play66:59

Oh, you just dropped something there behind your love.

play67:01

- f*ck off.

play67:02

[all laughing]

play67:03

- No, you did. It's there.

play67:05

- You just dropped something.

play67:07

- Yeah, yeah. - I approve.

play67:10

- Okay cool. - I approve.

play67:11

- And I'm gonna cut to the shit now.

play67:13

He actually has never seen a pair of tits before

play67:14

and he missed it before,

play67:15

and he's just wondering if you can do that again.

play67:17

[all laughing]

play67:21

Totally up to you though.

play67:23

- Oh, do you not wanna look? Do you wanna get 'em out,

play67:25

- Danny you said you wanted-

play67:25

- I'm scared. - There's no need to be shy.

play67:27

- I'm scared, Ginge. - Let me approve.

play67:29

- What do they look like?

play67:30

- They're beautiful.

play67:31

[all laughing]

play67:33

- I don't like the calcium cannons man. No.

play67:36

- Danny, sit down and admire the beauty.

play67:38

- I've never heard someone not want to see my tits. Okay.

play67:41

- Yeah, exactly. - Well if I, let's be fair,

play67:42

if I wanted to, I could just give you 15 pound a month.

play67:44

Do you know what I mean?

play67:45

[Ethan laughing]

play67:46

To be fair. - Do you do OnlyFans?

play67:48

- It's actually a tenner.

play67:49

[all laughing] - Actually a tenner?

play67:52

That's so good.

play67:53

And you can't afford a ticket to the f*cking train.

play67:55

Tenner a month?

play67:56

- Is it actually a tenner?

play67:58

- I thought yous would like cars, not f*cking trains.

play68:01

- No I only got these because they don't do trains.

play68:03

- Cars are small trains.

play68:04

- Cars, they're basically just small trains.

play68:06

[all laughing]

play68:08

- I'm sure I could try and find you some train Crocs.

play68:10

- You want straight? Do you wanna put these on?

play68:11

- Yeah. - Yeah go on and put 'em on.

play68:13

- Like Thomas the Tank Engine trains.

play68:14

- I actually once caught Danny Aarons wanking

play68:16

to Thomas the Tank Engine.

play68:17

- I actually- - Can I have another one?

play68:19

- You can have the one. Yeah, of course you can.

play68:21

I actually caught Danny wanking

play68:22

to Thomas the Tank Engine once.

play68:24

- Whoa it wasn't Thomas the Tank Engine.

play68:25

It was the other one.

play68:26

- Do yous drive or do you just get the train?

play68:28

- What a stupid question. We get the train.

play68:31

- Why would she say-

play68:33

- She said, do we drive or do we get the train?

play68:35

- Oh, we're f*cking train die hards.

play68:37

We live by the train. We die by the train.

play68:40

- Choo choo.

play68:41

- So no passenger princess kind of vibe.

play68:43

- Yeah, you get bit of passenger princess on the train.

play68:46

- Choo choo. - Choo choo.

play68:48

- All aboard! - Yeah.

play68:52

[both imitating a train]

play68:57

come on, join the train.

play68:58

- Come on. - Come on, join the train.

play68:58

- Come on, man.

play69:00

- Get in between. - Yeah, get in between.

play69:01

- Get in between us, we're sandwiching you.

play69:02

[all laughing]

play69:04

[all imitating a train]

play69:06

- Can I get a - "Choo choo".

play69:07

- Woo woo. - Yeah.

play69:09

[all laughing]

play69:10

- I hate this channel. I hate it.

play69:12

- Anyway talking of trains. Can we run a train on you?

play69:15

- Anyway talking of trains. Can we run a train on you?

play69:20

- We'll see how the next date goes yeah.

play69:22

- So next date yeah?

play69:23

- But I'd rather you just, you know,

play69:25

scrap over me or something.

play69:26

- Choo choo and walk off.

play69:27

- She wants us to scrap again, man?

play69:28

- Nah, - f*cking hell.

play69:29

- Shall I just go? - Jesus Christ.

play69:32

- Bye. - Get on board.

play69:33

[Ethan laughs]

play69:34

[both imitating a train]

play69:37

- Got some good Crocs out of it though.

play69:39

- I want the Crocs actually.

play69:40

- Thank you. - You can have one back.

play69:41

- Can I have me Crocs? - No.

play69:42

- Can't have your Crocs. - No.

play69:46

[Danny imitates a train]

play69:47

- I'm not f*cking chasing her about,

play69:49

something's going on here.

play69:49

Giving me Crocs, Danny, she's-

play69:52

- Give him the f*cking Crocs, now.

play69:53

- The train.

play69:54

[all laughing]

play69:55

- Give him the [censored] Crocs.

play69:57

[all laughing]

play69:59

Give them, give him the Crocs.

play70:02

- Give me the Crocs, now. - Fine.

play70:04

- I'm gonna loose it. - f*cking hell.

play70:06

What's going on?

play70:07

[all laughing]

play70:10

- What's he doing? - Give him the Crocs, now.

play70:12

- Do something babe, yeah. - Give him the Crocs, now.

play70:15

- Danny get me my Crocs.

play70:16

[all laughing]

play70:18

- Give him the Crocs, now.

play70:19

- Danny get my Crocs please.

play70:21

- You have to say sorry and I'll give you the Crocs.

play70:22

- No, you took the piss out me 'cause I said I like trains.

play70:25

[all laughing]

play70:26

- Give him the Crocs now.

play70:28

- Just give me the f*cking Crocs, please.

play70:30

- This ain't a joke. The cameras are off now.

play70:32

- Say sorry. - Give him the Crocs, now.

play70:34

- What should I say sorry for, liking f*cking trains?

play70:36

- Why is she shaking her ass?

play70:39

- Can I have my other shoe?

play70:40

- That's a shame, innit? That's a shame.

play70:42

- You get that when we get the Croc.

play70:43

- Give him his Crocs back.

play70:44

- You can have one. - I'm gonna throw up.

play70:45

- Just as well, I'll give you one.

play70:46

- But give me both of them. - I want the other one first.

play70:49

- Well I can't run with one f*cking Croc

play70:50

- And you know what?

play70:51

We'll make a deal brother.

play70:53

- Oh slay.

play70:54

- Thank you Danny. - f*ck you.

play70:55

- Bye, love ya. - Choo choo.

play70:58

[all laughing]

play70:59

- That felt like a scene from the office.

play71:01

- Yeah. [all laughing]

play71:03

- What the f*ck just happened? - That was f*cking manic.

play71:07

- She didn't know anything about trains.

play71:09

- Honestly, you could tell straight away.

play71:10

- Would you go on a second date with them?

play71:12

- Maybe not. - Aw.

play71:14

- She don't wanna give you the Croc back.

play71:15

- Yeah, exactly.

play71:16

- Who was your favourite out of the two?\

play71:18

- The ginger one. - She wants you.

play71:20

Just a bit more... - Fiery?

play71:22

- He had the better attitude, yeah.

play71:24

- Attitude, its not f*cking football manager.

play71:28

[all laughing]

play71:30

- Which of them would you like date?

play71:33

- Danny. - Oh!

play71:36

- All right well, Danny, you know

play71:37

what you're really good at, impressions.

play71:39

So what what we say is you're gonna do

play71:41

an impression of this person. - I like it.

play71:44

- So you have summoned me?

play71:46

Wait, what's the, what's the look for?

play71:47

- Should have turned up a bit smarter.

play71:49

- Cheeky b*tch. - What happened?

play71:51

That's for me? - Don't be a cheeky b*tch.

play71:53

Stand up. [all laughing]

play71:55

You like that? Yeah what happened is-

play71:58

- Okay. - I fell over.

play72:00

- Oh. - I ripped them for you.

play72:02

[all laughing]

play72:03

How you doing today my darling,

play72:04

Sorry please remind me of your name?

play72:05

- Erin. - How old are you, Erin?

play72:07

- 25. - Oh, that's right!

play72:08

You're the cougar. - I'm the cougar.

play72:10

- You're the cougar. - Yeah, I'm the cougar. Yeah.

play72:11

- We're done. Okay.

play72:12

What'd you do for a, what'd you do for fun?

play72:13

- For fun. - For fun.

play72:15

- I like going out. I like going raving.

play72:17

- Amen sister. Amen sister okay.

play72:19

What'd you do for work?

play72:21

- So I do like musical theatre too.

play72:23

- Musical theatre? - Yeah.

play72:24

- I'm an actor. - Are you?

play72:26

- I specialise in like, impressions,

play72:30

and like role playing, cosplaying.

play72:31

Do you know what I mean? - Yeah.

play72:32

- So I would consider myself

play72:35

top three impressionists in the world.

play72:37

- Do you wanna see one? - You wanna see one?

play72:38

- Yeah, I do. - You wanna see one?

play72:39

- I'll let you pick, what do you want?

play72:40

Literally anyone I know, I'll be able to like,

play72:43

it'll be like you're sitting next to him, genuinely.

play72:45

- Peter Griffin.

play72:46

- Pete- Shake my hand. [all laughing]

play72:48

- Bad on that. - Ready? First.

play72:50

- Go on. - Peter Griffin, yeah?

play72:52

[Danny imitates Peter laughing]

play72:54

- Hey Peter, [laughs] Lois, Brian.

play73:00

- That was actually sick. - Yeah?

play73:00

- Well done. - One more. One more.

play73:02

- Go on. Let's do Boris Johnson.

play73:04

- Boris Johnson.

play73:06

Well you see, you know when,

play73:09

when you, when you know when you...

play73:11

[all laughing]

play73:13

When when you want to close the borders down,

play73:15

you've got to, you've gotta take the right action.

play73:17

You see and when you do.

play73:20

You know what I mean? - You know what I mean?

play73:22

- It's like I just kinda channel myself.

play73:24

- You became that person.

play73:25

- I became Boris Johnson.

play73:27

- You wanna see my specialties?

play73:28

- You wanna see my specialties?

play73:29

- Yeah. - How about Goku?

play73:32

- So basically what I learned the most...

play73:34

[all laughing]

play73:36

- f*ck you guys. - In musical theatre,

play73:38

what I did acting the side of it.

play73:39

But theatre, you know, musical theatre,

play73:41

acting, potato, po-tah-to.

play73:43

I'm sure you can agree, Erin. - Yeah.

play73:44

- What I learned mostly was Goku.

play73:48

What's this? Do you know Goku?

play73:50

- No. What's that?

play73:51

- You don't know Goku? - No. You're gonna know him.

play73:52

So basically he's this anime nerd or whatever.

play73:55

- Well, no. - Calm down, calm down.

play73:58

- And he's like the big boss I think,

play74:02

all you wanna do to be Goku,

play74:03

you need to like channel yourself.

play74:05

Come on, you're doing this with me.

play74:07

- Oh, okay, okay, cool.

play74:08

- You're doing this with me. - Mhm.

play74:08

- Okay ready? - Yeah.

play74:10

So we go [sighs], charge it up.

play74:14

And on three, Erin,

play74:17

I want you to let out the beast inside of you.

play74:18

Ready? - Okay.

play74:20

- So we're gonna charge it up. - Yeah.

play74:23

- I really wanna tell him to unzip.

play74:25

[all laughing]

play74:26

- No, no, no. - Be quality though.

play74:28

- One, two, three.

play74:31

[both screaming]

play74:34

Shake my hand. Actually.

play74:35

- We smashed that.

play74:36

- Smashed that Erin.

play74:37

You, I can't lie, you just turn me on there.

play74:38

- Did I?

play74:39

- I'm not even joking. You just turned me on there.

play74:40

- Really? Because like, I'll, I keep saying it.

play74:41

I'm into like, people dominating me.

play74:44

- This guy. - He's just...

play74:47

- Bro's on a hunt for a dominatrix.

play74:48

- He's all beta.

play74:49

- Okay. I'm gonna do an impression.

play74:50

You have to guess who it is.

play74:51

- I'm gonna do an impression. - Yeah?

play74:53

- And you've gotta try and guess who it is.

play74:54

- He's geting a second date, by the way.

play74:56

- Yeah, of course. - It's Maggie Simpson.

play74:57

[all laughing]

play75:03

[Danny gurgles and sucks]

play75:08

- Think, think.

play75:11

- I wanna say Maggie from "The Simpsons."

play75:12

- Yes. - Yes.

play75:13

- Oh! - f*ck off.

play75:15

- Oh my God.

play75:17

- This is what he does. Yes.

play75:20

Erin, I like you. - What the f*ck?

play75:22

- You're giving a very, very good vibe. Authentic vibe.

play75:25

- Thanks. Thanks. - We are, we're gonna get-

play75:27

- That's what I'm all about.

play75:28

- So, great. - I do animals as well.

play75:29

- The one thing I'm working on

play75:32

and I need someone's advice. - Right?

play75:35

- That's where you come to play. Animals.

play75:38

Animal impressions. No, I don't do animals.

play75:40

[all laughing]

play75:44

- Okay. - Name an animal.

play75:46

- A dog. - A dog?

play75:47

- Nah, let's go with something more interesting,

play75:48

like a dolphin.

play75:49

- I'm talking about my favourite animal's a dog.

play75:50

- Dolphin? - Okay, go on.

play75:51

- Dolphin. - Dolphin.

play75:52

[Danny shrieks]

play75:56

- What the f*ck? [Danny shrieks]

play76:00

- I need honest feedback

play76:01

because I'm working on it like it's not perfect.

play76:05

- It was, yeah, it was good.

play76:06

- All right how about a fox?

play76:07

- Don't speak, don't speak. I'll do a fox.

play76:09

- Okay, cool.

play76:10

- Do you know what a fox sounds like?

play76:12

When they're doing? - I do. Yeah.

play76:14

- Yeah, yeah. - Yeah.

play76:18

- What?

play76:19

- He's gonna bend over, look.

play76:20

- That's exactly what I'm gonna do. All right?

play76:22

- Yeah.

play76:24

[Danny screams]

play76:26

- It does sound like that. [Danny screams]

play76:32

- And that's what you are gonna sound like tonight.

play76:33

- Oh. - Oh.

play76:34

- Is that a good thing? - I don't,

play76:36

I don't know if that's what you want a woman to sound like.

play76:38

[all laughing]

play76:41

- Just like ah.

play76:43

- I rest my case. - Really?

play76:45

About 10 out 10 I give you on that one.

play76:46

- You think 10 out 10?

play76:49

I like hearing the word 10. Anyway.

play76:51

Been an absolute pleasure darling.

play76:52

- I'll leave one final impression for you.

play76:54

- I'm gonna leave one final impression for you.

play76:55

- Okay? - I'm a leaf.

play76:58

- I'm a leaf.

play77:01

[Erin laughs] [Sidemen laughing]

play77:08

[Erin claps]

play77:11

- f*cking brilliant. - Brilliant.

play77:12

- Fair play. - That was basic.

play77:14

- Oh, she f*cking wants me.

play77:16

She wants me. She wants me.

play77:18

- She can hear you. - She wants me.

play77:21

- Would you give Danny a chance of a second date?

play77:23

- I would, but he has to work on his dolphin impression.

play77:27

- Last one. - Kaci, innit?

play77:29

- Yeah, no sh*t Sherlock, cheers.

play77:31

[all laughing]

play77:32

- Which of them would you like to date?

play77:35

- It's gotta be Ginge, isn't it?

play77:36

- My boy! [all cheering]

play77:39

My boy!

play77:40

- You're chatting to her normal, you're doing normal date.

play77:42

- Yeah?

play77:42

- Every sentence I love you at the end, every sentence.

play77:46

So you're smiling happy. - I love you.

play77:47

- I love you. - Yeah so like,

play77:48

I'm actually gonna be single after this video mate.

play77:50

- What do you do? What do you do for yeah?

play77:52

What do you do for fun? I love you.

play77:53

- Yeah. - Oh.

play77:55

- And if she says what-

play77:58

- Yeah, just act like you're not saying anything.

play77:59

- Brilliant.

play78:00

- Is that, is that good Danny, is it yeah?

play78:02

[all laughing]

play78:03

- It's true as well. Sit down.

play78:04

- Chill out Vik. [all laughing]

play78:06

- Hello. - Hello.

play78:08

- You okay? - Yeah. Are you?

play78:09

- Yeah, I'm good. Good to see you.

play78:12

- Have you had a lot of dates today?

play78:13

- I've about six or seven to be honest.

play78:15

- Who got more? You or Danny?

play78:16

- I, I've about equal I reckon.

play78:18

- Oh, that's all right.

play78:19

- I think I love you. [all laughing]

play78:22

Have you been since locked in? - Yeah good. Have you been?

play78:26

- Yeah, to be honest, just cracking as usual,

play78:28

I weren't one of the main things in there was I?

play78:30

So I just took me 10 minutes and moved on.

play78:32

I think I actually love you.

play78:33

[all laughing]

play78:36

- Oh really? - Yeah.

play78:37

This is, I love you. - Oh, thanks.

play78:38

- What hobbies are you into?

play78:39

It's getting to know each other a little bit. I love you.

play78:41

- Oh, that's fab. - Love you too.

play78:44

- Oh! - Oh he's going red.

play78:48

- Chill, just chill, it's chill.

play78:50

- Yeah keeping it casual. Yeah?

play78:51

- Yeah you didn't even notice anything, did you?

play78:53

So what hobbies are you? What hobbies?

play78:55

- Do you know what? I actually always say this.

play78:56

I actually don't have any hobbies.

play78:58

- Sounds fun. - None at all?

play79:00

- No, no, why? What's your hobby?

play79:02

- Football, gaming? - Yeah.

play79:04

- Loving you. Rock climbing.

play79:05

- Loving you. Rock climbing.

play79:07

[all laughing]

play79:08

- Yeah.

play79:09

- Falling in love with you. Admiring you.

play79:11

- That's a lot of good ones, actually, to be fair.

play79:13

- Yeah it's pictures of you on the ceiling.

play79:15

On the wall. - Like a little shrine.

play79:17

- Yeah, I love you. - But you say that,

play79:19

but then you just, you fumbled it in locked in.

play79:21

- Fumbled it in locked in right?

play79:22

You were crying 'cause you just had the phone.

play79:24

- Oh, here we go. - And I was like-

play79:26

- That could have been your heroic moment to sweep in.

play79:29

- Yeah but with all due respect-

play79:30

- Kaci- - As much as I love you.

play79:31

- Comfort, I didn't expect your dad to just drop me in it.

play79:34

- I also love your dad. - Funnily enough.

play79:35

I actually think I really love your dad as well.

play79:36

- I think you should bring my dad here.

play79:38

You could go on a date with my dad.

play79:40

- Yeah. I'd love the man. - I think he would love that.

play79:42

- I'm actually in love. Genuinely. I'm in love.

play79:44

- I said it on my TikTok. We can get married next week.

play79:46

- Oh wow. - In the comments.

play79:48

- Oh yeah, you did.

play79:50

- I can't stop looking at your eyes.

play79:51

- That's the best one you said today. You know?

play79:52

- Yeah. Your eyes are amazing.

play79:54

- Really?

play79:55

- Your eyes are absolutely amazing.

play79:56

- They're just brown though. They're so boring.

play79:57

- No, no. - Brown like the Thames.

play79:59

- Brown like the Thames. - They're like the Thames.

play80:03

- What? - What?

play80:05

[all laughing]

play80:06

- She doesn't know-

play80:07

- I don't know how to take that.

play80:08

- No I meant it as a compliment, but then the Thames-

play80:10

- I'll take it as a compliment then.

play80:11

- Thank you, thank you. What piercings have you got?

play80:13

I love them. I love you.

play80:14

[all laughing]

play80:15

- I've got my nipple pierced [laughs]

play80:18

and I've got my bellybutton and then my ears.

play80:20

I've got quite a few.

play80:21

- Can I see it? - What, these ones?

play80:22

- Yeah yeah, yeah.

play80:22

- I know that other girl got her tits out,

play80:24

but I ain't doing that one on here.

play80:25

- No, no, I thought's actually quite inappropriate.

play80:26

I don't know why she did that, I don't even-

play80:28

I didn't even..

play80:29

- Do you know what? She's got balls to be fair.

play80:31

- She's got tits as well.

play80:32

- Yeah, no, I bet. - Yeah, I love you.

play80:34

[all laughing]

play80:37

- To be fair, if I had tits like her, I would as well.

play80:39

- You see I've been watching you.

play80:41

- Well I have have been watching you

play80:42

very, very, and everything you do,

play80:44

I get tagged in anyway, so.

play80:45

- I know, people on TikTok, they are loving it, aren't they?

play80:48

- It's hard when you're on the second floor.

play80:50

- It's a lot harder to watch it though

play80:51

when you're on the second floor.

play80:52

That's, I'm on the top.

play80:54

[all laughing]

play80:55

- I've gotta bring my own ladder.

play80:56

- I've gotta bring my own ladder.

play80:57

You know, look through the windows and stuff?

play81:00

- Glad you find it funny 'cos that could have been creepy

play81:02

[all laughing]

play81:04

- Could you imagine your face is just in the window.

play81:07

- Look out the window and I'm there.

play81:08

- I'd have to get a restraining order.

play81:09

- Tell her you're not angry around her.

play81:11

You might rename yourself.

play81:12

- For some reason whenever I'm around you,

play81:14

I just, I'm not angry at all.

play81:15

- I love that.

play81:16

This is like your new journey

play81:18

to be like more self improved.

play81:19

- Just say, I'm just Ginge. - I'm just Ginge.

play81:22

[all laughing]

play81:24

- This is like a bad Romcom.

play81:25

- Yeah, let's just take that angry part away.

play81:27

- Yeah. Like don't need to take away from my computer.

play81:28

I can just sit here and admire and love you all the time.

play81:31

- Exactly. - She's not reciprocating.

play81:33

- Do you love me?

play81:35

- Do you love me? - So much.

play81:38

- Oh! - Say it. Say it though.

play81:40

- Say it. You have to say it.

play81:42

- Oh my God.

play81:43

- To the moon and back.

play81:44

- Yeah you have to say it. You've gotta say it.

play81:46

- What I love you? - Yeah, say it now.

play81:49

I love you Ginge

play81:49

- I love you Ginge. - Ah!

play81:53

[all cheering]

play81:55

- We are in there.

play81:57

Guess what, my chat's gonna be buzzing.

play81:59

Absolutely buzzing. - That's his new sub sound.

play82:02

I love you so, so, so much.

play82:04

- Yeah, I honestly, it's actually hard

play82:05

to have a conversation with you

play82:07

because I just love you so, so much.

play82:09

- Music to my ears. - How long before

play82:11

and then I propose.

play82:12

- I feel like normally in relationship

play82:15

you have to have like a few years maybe,

play82:16

but I feel like because our love is just so intense,

play82:20

I feel like- - I'm glad you said that.

play82:21

- It could just be like a week or like

play82:22

maybe a few days. - Yeah.

play82:23

I reckon I think if I take more than two weeks,

play82:26

then that's, I think that's too long.

play82:28

- Yeah then I'd have to start dropping hints.

play82:30

- So can we like rehearse a wedding?

play82:32

- Yeah. Let do it.

play82:32

- Then usually say I do and then I'll say I do.

play82:34

- Okay. - They're getting married bro?

play82:36

- What's going on?

play82:37

- Are you walking down the aisle?

play82:38

- Well how does, how does marriage music go?

play82:40

♪ Duh, duh, duh, duh ♪ - Yeah.

play82:42

♪ Duh, duh, duh, duh ♪

play82:45

♪ Duh, duh, duh, duh ♪

play82:46

- Wow. - Then you've gotta fake cry.

play82:50

That's a good one. - Beautiful.

play82:51

- Then I'll have like a little tear,

play82:52

but I won't ruin my makeup.

play82:53

So it'll just be like a little wipe

play82:54

and then I'll carry on walking.

play82:55

- Absolutely beautiful. - What's going on?

play82:57

- How is she not looking at anyone.

play82:59

- And admire what they have built together,

play83:01

been together for approximately one week

play83:03

and they've already proposed.

play83:05

The love is so intense.

play83:06

- That one week was a lifetime to me.

play83:08

- Yeah, no, I can only imagine looking at him,

play83:11

he is one hell of a bloke.

play83:12

- Yes. - What's happening?

play83:13

- I dunno. - I'm in a fever dream.

play83:14

- No, this is a bit cringey now.

play83:16

- Nah to be honest, this is actually a bit cringe.

play83:18

I'm gonna sit down. [all laughing]

play83:20

Sorry.

play83:21

Are you leaving me at the alter?

play83:22

- No, no, no, no. - I love you so much.

play83:24

- No, no, I'm sorry, I love you so much. I love you so much.

play83:29

[all laughing]

play83:30

- Get up. - Please, please, please.

play83:32

- Can I introduce you to my friends?

play83:33

- Can I introduce you to my friends?

play83:34

- Oh, who? - Just my friends.

play83:36

- Yeah, of course. - As my girlfriend?

play83:38

- Yeah well, like as my girlfriend?

play83:39

- Yeah. - Or fiance?

play83:40

- Okay come with me. - Come with me.

play83:42

Come with me. Hold my hand. - Okay.

play83:45

- Come with me. You excited to see my friends?

play83:48

Are you nervous? - So excited.

play83:49

- Holding hands and everything.

play83:51

- I'm not nervous.

play83:52

Some of 'em are a little bit weird though,

play83:53

I'll be honest, some of them are, like,

play83:54

there's a guy called Danny and he's an absolute scruff.

play83:56

[all laughing] Let me get the door for you there.

play83:58

- Oh, what a gentleman. Oh my gosh.

play84:01

- Right, straight down there.

play84:04

[all cheering] [all clapping]

play84:09

- He's done it!

play84:10

[upbeat electronic music] [keys clacking]

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